Everything Wrong With The Village In 15 Minutes Or Less

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  • @Spencer18861
    @Spencer18861 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2647

    M Night should make a movie with no twists, and that would be the biggest twist of all

    • @liltree8382
      @liltree8382 5 ปีที่แล้ว +101

      Spencer Brayman He did it’s called Avatar the Last Airbender

    • @EchthelionII
      @EchthelionII 5 ปีที่แล้ว +229

      That movie had a twist, you find out about five minutes into the movie that he has never seen the show his movie was based on.

    • @whitealliance9540
      @whitealliance9540 5 ปีที่แล้ว +61

      His movie "after earth" was pretty straight forward. Never heard of it? Well then youre lucky af!

    • @EchthelionII
      @EchthelionII 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@whitealliance9540 I thought it would be good, I was very wrong.

    • @lukemacdermid2246
      @lukemacdermid2246 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      @@EchthelionII I'd laugh at that joke if I wasn't so sad about Hollywood never giving that series another go because of that fucking travesty of a movie.

  • @Gilgameshclone
    @Gilgameshclone 5 ปีที่แล้ว +589

    kale and cabbage are both winter harvest vegetables and they should be healthy full and green in autumn. It may or may not be a sin for a movie to have green fields in autumn, but it checks out horticulturally.

    • @alexwolf3684
      @alexwolf3684 5 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      And collard greens are best after the first frost. It cuts back some of the bitterness.

    • @ashleytupper6049
      @ashleytupper6049 5 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      I came down to the comments so fast to see who called them out for this sin so I could I like it. This ‘sin’ alone should show people that, like most TH-cam channels, they’re just playing a role with the whole ‘nit-pick movies to death’ since they don’t even bother to do any basic research; which to me is the difference between satire and real criticism. They know they’re just saying whatever comes to mind and may be proven wrong on some points within minutes of the videos going live

    • @cdickson198
      @cdickson198 5 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      Ashley Tupper ah yes. Welcome to the conclusion most everyone has come to by now. These are for fun, you’re not going to agree with all of them, and they’re not going to be perfectly accurate.

    • @GmmBeast
      @GmmBeast 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@ashleytupper6049 Wow, you're upset over a wrong sin about vegetables. They're not critics, they're assholes.

    • @ashleytupper6049
      @ashleytupper6049 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Hope Morrison I’m a little confused, I never said I was upset about this sin, I just said this sin is a perfect example of why this is more of a comedy/satire channel than something to be taken seriously. And never once did I call them critics.
      Maybe you haven’t seen the latest trend of people making videos bashing this channel and others like it because apparently SOME people take what they say as the final word on a movie and “CinemaSins is ruining the movie industry and turning everyone negative!!” **eye roll** I just saw a good example of what I thought was this channel showing that they don’t take themselves seriously. It’s like people are not going to use CinemaSins as a source for a fact so why use it as a “critique/review” channel when it is clearly not.
      Ranted a little at the end there, I know 😉

  • @DavidRay_40
    @DavidRay_40 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2317

    That last sin is invalid. Those bananas are still good. Use them to make banana bread.

    • @defeqel6537
      @defeqel6537 5 ปีที่แล้ว +197

      Or just eat them like that.

    • @DavidRay_40
      @DavidRay_40 5 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      @@defeqel6537 that'll work, too. 😉

    • @miaferrari958
      @miaferrari958 5 ปีที่แล้ว +135

      Contrary to popular belief (?) bananas are at their most edible when they have brown spots on them (these being caused by riping and not bruising, of course)

    • @jayferguson9968
      @jayferguson9968 5 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      I was going to type that, but waited to see if anyone else was going to. Thank you. :)

    • @miaferrari958
      @miaferrari958 5 ปีที่แล้ว +80

      @@jayferguson9968 Apparently the banana-eating community was quite stirred by that comment 😂

  • @fahrmboy
    @fahrmboy 5 ปีที่แล้ว +461

    8:55: Fall/Autumn IS kale and cabbage season! Maybe you've never grown anything in your entire life...

    • @zaltmanbleroze
      @zaltmanbleroze 5 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      Shots fired... now we wait for a comeback.

    • @brokentombot
      @brokentombot 5 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Yeah, that was sinful.

    • @loris466
      @loris466 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Oh, snap!

    • @ILoveGrilledCheese
      @ILoveGrilledCheese 5 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      It's not specifically kale and cabbage season, but it will grow in Autumn. So I'll partially agree.

    • @prettyevil6662000
      @prettyevil6662000 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Came looking for this comment a year later. I just planted my kale and was confused as fuck by that sin.

  • @MURFGAMING1228
    @MURFGAMING1228 5 ปีที่แล้ว +91

    Shyamalan need to do one of two things:
    1. Make a movie with no twist. Just absolutely nothing. We'll spend all our time looking for a twist that we'll watch and rewatch the film for days.
    2. Make a film with his classic twists but omit his name from the credits until the end of the film.

    • @dashtoroya2838
      @dashtoroya2838 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      No.1 already happened in the which is :-
      The Last airbender

    • @Oturan20
      @Oturan20 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@dashtoroya2838 There is no Last Airbender Movie.

    • @dashtoroya2838
      @dashtoroya2838 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Oturan20 I mean Nickelodeon's avatar live adaptation movie.

    • @Oturan20
      @Oturan20 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@dashtoroya2838 A significant portion of the cartoon's fandom denies it's existence, and I am one.

    • @dashtoroya2838
      @dashtoroya2838 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Oturan20 good for you. But as I who watched that movie, can't try to remove it out of my memory

  • @inkmeal
    @inkmeal 5 ปีที่แล้ว +291

    But if we talk about those of whom we do not speak, are we not speaking about those of whom we do not talk?

    • @shaunarovinski4081
      @shaunarovinski4081 5 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      I can't watch this movie without thinking about that one. 😂

    • @Epsilon4
      @Epsilon4 5 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      Do not speak of that of about which we talk of not speaking.....about

    • @americanpanda7489
      @americanpanda7489 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Just imagine if those of whom we do not speak met he who must not be named. Mind blown.

    • @akufromthefuture7159
      @akufromthefuture7159 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I'll go ahead and say it since you wont...
      VOLDEMORT!
      ..bloody mary, bloody mary, bloody mary..
      BEETLEJUICE
      BEETLEJUICE
      BEETLEJUICE!!
      Biggie smalls, biggie smalls, biggie smalls
      I just spoke of several people we dont speak of.
      It's going to be a nice little get together. Prolly play jenga, oujia, or dnd.
      Prolly dnd.
      The kids are asleep, so summoning more than one demon on a school night is prolly not wise..

    • @jerotoro2021
      @jerotoro2021 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Kind of like the Jewish approach to god. They talk about him A LOT, yet are forbidden from pronouncing his name or even spelling out "god". Like a real life game of taboo lol.

  • @connorgriffiths3174
    @connorgriffiths3174 5 ปีที่แล้ว +301

    So, this was my first M. Night film, and at age 15, I actually quite enjoyed my first viewing it. I didn't know about his "twists" at the time, so I was actually taken aback by it.

    • @Statalyzer
      @Statalyzer 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      But this one moved the first twist so early that it took all the drama out of the second half of the movie. The second twist was interesting, I'll give him that.

    • @EchthelionII
      @EchthelionII 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I only remember seeing this movie once and I didn't really like it, I thought it would be a scary/suspenseful movie, I was really disappointed that it wasn't.

    • @seresimarta4436
      @seresimarta4436 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      When I saw it I knew all along what the twist would be. I don't know why, maybe their way of speaking... I knew they were living in the present.

    • @Hanibaltherogue
      @Hanibaltherogue 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      İm sure you havent so go and watch Vanilla Sky, that one will blow your mind ^^

    • @AngelMass
      @AngelMass 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Too bad your first shamalayan film was not sixth sense

  • @MissCookieThief
    @MissCookieThief 5 ปีที่แล้ว +863

    Not sure if anyone's pointed this out yet, but there was a book with pretty much this exact plot. I remember reading for a book report in middle school. A girl lives in an 1800s style village, but her mother tells her the truth, that it's actually the 1990s, and the protagonist has to leave the village to get modern medicine. I think stealing an idea should count as a sin, no?

    • @cathydiane4802
      @cathydiane4802 5 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      MissCookieThief the life of pi ripped off a short story similarly

    • @Vincent_Beers
      @Vincent_Beers 5 ปีที่แล้ว +242

      The book was "Running Out of Time", many of Shyamalan's movies are ripped off from books or unpublished screenplays by other writers. He was even sued for stealing the script for Signs from Robert McIlhenny

    • @tyleredwards1689
      @tyleredwards1689 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      MissCookieThief Running our of times the name of the book

    • @illilya
      @illilya 5 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      reading the plot on wikipedia for "glass", i realized it was ripping off the main elements of "final approach" as the premise, "videodrome" as the twist, and "the core" as the triumphant social ending.

    • @allierawasserman675
      @allierawasserman675 5 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      "Running out of Time"

  • @Plinnehboi
    @Plinnehboi 4 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    "Looketh! It hath been Benjamin all along!", I don't know why that cracksed me up so much. But I love it.

  • @jamlym4974
    @jamlym4974 4 ปีที่แล้ว +96

    spoilers:
    I wasn't one of those people who went into this movie hoping for a horror film. But after watching it, I can't help but wish the creatures had been real. That would've been so cool.

    • @locket0730
      @locket0730 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Idk i thought it was a pretty good brain fuck

  • @DarthBiomech
    @DarthBiomech 5 ปีที่แล้ว +118

    I saw The Village before I knew anything about M. Night, so i was spared of "saw the twist a mile away", so I genuinely enjoyed the movie. although, what would be cool is a double twist, that it would turned out that there REALLY IS something in the woods, and the rest of the humanity is extinct.

    • @KryptosLounge
      @KryptosLounge 9 วันที่ผ่านมา

      thats a fun idea to play around with- that there really are creatures in the woods they were mimicking.

  • @RedHeadKevin
    @RedHeadKevin 5 ปีที่แล้ว +212

    It's a good thing that pair of sisters grew apart, until one decided to send her kids to visit the other at her dinosaur park. Fortunately InGen also restored her sight.

  • @JTisOneCrazyMan20
    @JTisOneCrazyMan20 2 ปีที่แล้ว +44

    His long sin of the twist is one of my favorite cinemasins moments. How fast he rattles off "what are there like, a hundred people here? When did the others arrive? How did they hear about it?" And "and what about noises? Anyone who's lived out in the boonies know you can hear sounds from miles away." And the fourth of July comment. Just brilliant

  • @kurtkyre
    @kurtkyre 5 ปีที่แล้ว +50

    There is a foreign film called Dogtooth. I think it was made in Greece. Anyway, it revolves around a father creating this completely false world for his children within the walled off house and yard where they live. The airplanes that fly overhead, are explained as being tiny toys, and the father will throw one on the other side of the yard, so the kids can find it. The rest of the film is pretty dark and creepy.

  • @TheTheater4life
    @TheTheater4life 3 ปีที่แล้ว +214

    One of the things that I loved about this movie was the real reason that Ivy was sent to cross the border. It wasn't just because she wanted to, it wasn't just because Lucius was HER fiance, it wasn't even about the fact that she hadn't taken the oath. She was sent BECAUSE she is blind. She can't see the modern towns once she climbs over the wall. She wouldn't be confused or tempted by what was outside the village. They can keep their lifestyle even if Ivy knows the monsters aren't real because she still believes that they COULD exist. The movie shows us that. (When she encounters "A creature" that attacks her & kills it but can't see what it really is.) It's really a great addition to the story & I'm kinda annoyed that CinemaSins just glosses over it & keeps repeating "Why send the Blind Girl???"

    • @chuckgeek3637
      @chuckgeek3637 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      I know right ! I found this review video dumb af. Leaving people who never even watched the movie with bad assumptions.

    • @dravidianking1298
      @dravidianking1298 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@chuckgeek3637 I understand if people make fun of it because it is an absurd notion that deserves to be mocked, however clever it may be. It highlights the hypocrisy of the town founders when the dad is willing to possibly sacrifice one of his daughters (who is blind) in order to keep up the facade of “innocence” that benefits him and the other higher ups. The whole irony of the situation is reflected in the absolute ridiculousness and backwardness of the whole situation to the perspective of normal people like us. It was meant for the audience to be shocked at how disgusting the situation was; some people just express that by calling it stupid and making jokes.

    • @mojmov6128
      @mojmov6128 2 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      But one thing he mentioned that kinda ruined the whole movie for me was that there's literally no reason that an elder cannot get the medicine. It would be the easiest most convenient option...

    • @Utilizador-gs3lx
      @Utilizador-gs3lx 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      I mean to be fair they could have sent an Elder to buy the medicine

    • @nileverdeen3797
      @nileverdeen3797 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@Utilizador-gs3lx nope, they are bound by the oath.

  • @ghostcityshelton9378
    @ghostcityshelton9378 5 ปีที่แล้ว +202

    At--2:23--- If those are Pine trees in the background then they stay green all year round.

    • @JimmyMon666
      @JimmyMon666 5 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      And those are pine trees. He lives in Tennessee doesn't he? He should know this. I lived in Virginia when I was in the military and it was green all year round there because of the pine trees.

    • @ghostcityshelton9378
      @ghostcityshelton9378 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@JimmyMon666 You are right, Pine Trees stay green all year round.

    • @socialgarlic
      @socialgarlic 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      yeah evergreen trees are a thing in the south

    • @Dargonhuman
      @Dargonhuman 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      What if they're not Pine trees though? What if they're Evans trees or Hemsworth trees? You don't know.

    • @cliftonjames785
      @cliftonjames785 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      They dont look like your average pine trees, which would be ponderosa pine. They look more like spruce or Douglas fir

  • @thatcousinshow6
    @thatcousinshow6 5 ปีที่แล้ว +622

    Remember when Split was a secret sequel to Unbreakable?
    What if The Village was a sequel to The Truman Show?

    • @MOsesIcan
      @MOsesIcan 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      That Cousin Show how so ?

    • @thatcousinshow6
      @thatcousinshow6 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@MOsesIcan The movies have the same general premise

    • @MOsesIcan
      @MOsesIcan 5 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      That Cousin Show maybe the theme of the preservations of “ innocence”/ or something along the line of observing purity abstained from evil via the creation of a confined, prison like Utopia. But other than that the main character’s journey to the discovery of this lie, and what the lie is and of it self are completely different / but in compare and contrast there are certainly some similarities ... but how it could be a sequel I don’t see, not even in the right time frame, maybe a prequel? in which the director of the Truman show was raised in the village before it collapsed giving him the idea? But even then that’s a stretch

    • @tomofrenchfries1793
      @tomofrenchfries1793 5 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      *X files music starts playing*

    • @thatcousinshow6
      @thatcousinshow6 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@tomofrenchfries1793 hahahaha

  • @ImNorman
    @ImNorman 5 ปีที่แล้ว +592

    Wait, she is blind and has never seen, or assuming touched, one of those they don't speak of, so how, after one touch of a "claw", does she know it is one of them?

    • @ChulsZFF
      @ChulsZFF 5 ปีที่แล้ว +77

      A combo of myth description and the warning of the father about not screaming. Also, when they came into the village people saw them and probably described them.

    • @AnthonySforza
      @AnthonySforza 5 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Yea... I was going to say something about the somber mood upon revealing the costume to her. I mean, I'd either think "Holy shit, it's one of the ones we don't speak of" or... I don't know, an eagle? Though given the nature of how everyone's terrified of them, that was probably the right place to knee jerk to.

    • @Malidictus
      @Malidictus 5 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      What was the point of making her blind in the first place? It only creates plot holes like this without serving an actual narrative purpose. Maybe it could work for some kind of self-important metaphor, but it's a millstone around this story. The actress doesn't act blind half the time, either.

    • @AnthonySforza
      @AnthonySforza 5 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      @@Malidictus
      I think the purpose of making her blind was to kind of give her an advantage in which to progress her story upon. Whereas she's never seen the color red or anything of the sort, so her not being able to see the "Monsters" much less the color red, it gives her more confidence to carry out the journey, whereas some other guy or woman would see the glade of red flowers and shit themselves, due to what red is supposed to mean in their culture. So it's kind of like the development of character to take something most people would find as a weakness and turn it into a superpower, so to speak.

    • @GullibleTarget
      @GullibleTarget 5 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Ivy knows what things are, by touch. You can't fool her by for instance, placing a wooden pencil in her hand and say it's just a piece of wood. When she felt the claw, she realised it was all fake. On her way to the towns, she KNEW that the monster had to be fake but she has been brought up to believe that they were real. For the first time, she had to draw on her knowledge instead of her long held beliefs in order to survive. Lucius means 'enlightened'. Lucius knew the truth and was purposely made crazy in order to keep the secret going.

  • @ThyJebusBeDone
    @ThyJebusBeDone 5 ปีที่แล้ว +59

    I'm always going to have a soft spot for this movie because I first watched it when I was 11 and the monsters actually did scare the absolute fuck out of me. My dad had to explain the plot twist to me so I suppose 11 year old me grew up thinking it was an epic one. The monsters still give me the goosebumps.

    • @Backinblackbunny009
      @Backinblackbunny009 ปีที่แล้ว

      I was 20 when I saw it and very disappointed bc the design of the creatures was so cool.

  • @fionabrennan9148
    @fionabrennan9148 5 ปีที่แล้ว +275

    People dismiss “The Village” ? Bro I freaking love this movie

    • @causeeffect7624
      @causeeffect7624 4 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      the premise, loved. the delivery, meh

    • @monstergonzo6456
      @monstergonzo6456 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      You not only love this movie but freaking love this movie? That's worth a bunch of sins right there DING DING DING DING DING

    • @GyeongmiBaeb
      @GyeongmiBaeb 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Well he did say people and you're just one person

    • @MsabResearch
      @MsabResearch 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@GyeongmiBaeb there's plenty others who praise it for what it really is. There's a few outstanding analysis out there that I recommend you to watch. It might change your view about this movie.

    • @MovieDirector101
      @MovieDirector101 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Ikr everything people dis about this movie has a story behind it. Like in this video the guy says those ladies must hate roses but it reflects to us that we know that we aren’t supposed to have the colour red. Everything this guy says in the video has somethings behind it. I hate how people keep hating on the village, it’s my favourite movie

  • @HTPCYMC
    @HTPCYMC 5 ปีที่แล้ว +816

    They charge too many emeralds for their products.

    • @isakabrahamsson8776
      @isakabrahamsson8776 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Agreed

    • @vAqeii
      @vAqeii 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @HARPER DODD gasp

    • @CreativeWorkflowHack
      @CreativeWorkflowHack 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      DUDE STOP GETTING INTO ALL MY SHIT SERIOPSYÖXYLP KFÖJKLEismjöflgibahjypörl

    • @RoboHobo9200
      @RoboHobo9200 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      there you are i found you!!

    • @2000Meilen
      @2000Meilen 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      HRMMH (Villager Noise)

  • @albinocadillac
    @albinocadillac 5 ปีที่แล้ว +93

    I love that rocking chair moment.
    Comedy gold

  • @hunterwilder9665
    @hunterwilder9665 4 ปีที่แล้ว +52

    Doesn’t calling the creatures “those we don’t speak of” technically count as speaking of them?

    • @pog428
      @pog428 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Not if the purpose is to as seldom as possible name them

    • @zotharr
      @zotharr 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      "Do not speak of that of about which we talk of not speaking... about."

  • @battymu
    @battymu 4 ปีที่แล้ว +151

    I don't care what anyone says - I loved this movie. Sorry, not sorry

  • @lanocty
    @lanocty 5 ปีที่แล้ว +69

    One of my absolute favourite movies!!
    Am I alone here?!
    Was completely creeped out when I watched it.
    Cried when Lucius was waiting on her porch.
    How can it not be released on BluRay yet?

    • @twd8039
      @twd8039 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Not alone!
      I was terrified when I first watched it and couldn't sleep for weeks!

    • @gracehaven5459
      @gracehaven5459 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I liked it when I saw it, not necessarily a favorite but I still liked it enough to watch it twice so far

    • @UnNuclear
      @UnNuclear 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I feel like people were put off by the dialogue and a somewhat disappointing twist. I don't think it's a great (even that good tbh) movie, but I enjoyed it on my first viewing. It's also one of those movies that fun to watch with a group of friends.

    • @coveruplies
      @coveruplies 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I did not think it was creepy but I love this movie :)

    • @varadraigaonkar107
      @varadraigaonkar107 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I wasn't scared by the movie but I really liked it

  • @CatMuto
    @CatMuto 5 ปีที่แล้ว +314

    "Those we don't speak of" - Oh, god, is it the spawns of Voldemort?

    • @1SingleT
      @1SingleT 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      No, it's evil M from Arthur

    • @im1who84u
      @im1who84u 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      No, it's the dreaded and feared..... Hildabeast!
      So feared that it drives its enemies to suicide.

  • @graham1035
    @graham1035 5 ปีที่แล้ว +129

    I was waiting for a "Discount Jesse Eisenb...oh shit!" At 0:36.
    For letting me down, I sin you.
    Also, I didn't notice that was Jesse Eisenberg until this video.

    • @brokentombot
      @brokentombot 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      That's the plot twist.

    • @causeeffect7624
      @causeeffect7624 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      i figured he'd point that out, too.

  • @SuperBeanson
    @SuperBeanson 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    I've got to say that I absolutely love this movie.

  • @andrewharvey3282
    @andrewharvey3282 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    >you don't love your daughter, you love creating dramatic movie moments... Just like your director!
    >He's Adrian Brody, a mentally disabled person,
    ahhh, this is what keeps me coming back

  • @orchidrose1410
    @orchidrose1410 5 ปีที่แล้ว +131

    Remember there are several lies that the elders told; those we don’t speak of, the town is dangerous filled with murderers, and what century they are living in. Sending the blind girl for medicine was the smartest thing they could do and still maintain the ruse. Either way at least one of their lies will remain.

    • @daffodil852
      @daffodil852 5 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      Or an elder who already knows the secret could go. Like the rich Walker elder whose money was used to create their village

  • @alexdelossantossubirats869
    @alexdelossantossubirats869 5 ปีที่แล้ว +237

    14:43 those bananas are still in perfect shape, it is the ideal time to eat them. Throwing them would have been the sin

    • @ronburgendy8394
      @ronburgendy8394 5 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      thank you. these were nowhere near bad. perfect time to eat them.

    • @johnjsal
      @johnjsal 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Ha ha. I agree. I like them softer, and that's usually after they've started to darken.

    • @GeryonM
      @GeryonM 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      If you keep them until they are black they'll make a very delicious banana bread.

    • @BlufLeather2892
      @BlufLeather2892 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Just throwing in my lot with the folks who recognise good bananas.

    • @WatchMeDIYIt
      @WatchMeDIYIt 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      👍🏽

  • @ShadowAkatora
    @ShadowAkatora 5 ปีที่แล้ว +60

    "Little cult on the prairie" lol xD

  • @chuckcarter4251
    @chuckcarter4251 5 ปีที่แล้ว +85

    At this point I am willing to pay to see an interview with your college girlfriend .... seriously 😒 😂🤣

    • @SupportMensMentalHealth
      @SupportMensMentalHealth 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Me too, that would be some epic sins

    • @Bruh-hq1hx
      @Bruh-hq1hx 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I believe the college girlfriend never existed jeremy definetly had or has a girlfriend but definetly not in college

    • @roguishpaladin
      @roguishpaladin 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      It would be a nice April Fools gimmick to get some actress or other female host to act as his girlfriend and sin a movie in his place.

  • @pervyturtle2673
    @pervyturtle2673 5 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    "Germanic Pixie Dream Girl" I choked on my coffee

  • @the8jrfan
    @the8jrfan 5 ปีที่แล้ว +303

    I’ve been hit in the nuts plenty of times but I’ve never had them bruised. I couldn’t even imagine the pain.

    • @conormurphy4328
      @conormurphy4328 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      You have to be into a very specific kind of bdsm subcategory for that to be possible.

    • @jasonblalock4429
      @jasonblalock4429 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      @@conormurphy4328 Or just a football player. *Ze cups! Zey do nothin-k!*

    • @mystic_tacos
      @mystic_tacos 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      It fucking hurts! And no, not BDSM, slipped climbing a fence out hunting... Enough said lol

    • @tyronequinn
      @tyronequinn 5 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      It's more luck based tbh. Some cunt of a lad in my school kicked me as a "joke" got me put in hospital. They almost had to perform surgery on me. Scary shit

    • @nitoyep3366
      @nitoyep3366 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      I was riding a bike down a grassy hill, hit a rock, the bike stopped moving but i slid forward off the seat at full speed, slammed my nuts on the bike frame, they bruised

  • @PassTheMarmalade1957
    @PassTheMarmalade1957 5 ปีที่แล้ว +117

    So true about this movie seeming kind of cool the first time you watch it, then stupid the second time. At first you think that it has to be Ivy who goes into the outside world because she can't see, so she won't be able to blow the whistle about what the outside world is really like.
    Then you realise that one of the Elders could have gone.

    • @roguishpaladin
      @roguishpaladin 5 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      I haven't watched the movie after my first viewing despite mildly enjoying it the first time around, and now I'm glad I haven't.
      Easy way they could've fixed that plothole, too - make all the elders actually elderly and unable to walk long distances. I like Hurt and Weaver a ton, but maybe this movie needed Christopher Lee and Maggie Smith instead.

    • @JustKelso1993
      @JustKelso1993 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      No, if I remember correctly it was forbidden to go past the borders, not even the Elders were supposed to. They would have let him die before they let the lie fall apart, that is why she went. They only allowed it at all because she was blind and would not have caught on. If I also remember correctly her father is a big reason that they even allowed it.

    • @PassTheMarmalade1957
      @PassTheMarmalade1957 5 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      @@JustKelso1993 Except it was forbidden for Ivy to go, too, hence why her father went against the other Elders and sent her himself. He also sent two escorts with her. Escorts *who could see.* Maybe he knew that they would end up abandoning her and wouldn't reach the park rangers, but that's a big gamble to take, plus it ensures that his blind daughter will end up alone and vulnerable in the middle of the woods. If he was willing to break the rules to send Ivy, he should have been willing to break the rules to do the sensible thing and just go himself.

    • @JustKelso1993
      @JustKelso1993 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@PassTheMarmalade1957 Not as obviously as you may think. He clearly loved his daughter, but I really think he would have let her die to keep the secret safe. Think about how hard it was to build that place and to keep it secret. Plus his other daughter was there. I always felt like it was one of those awful choices that had to be made one way or the other. I might be imagining this too, but I thought there was something mentioned at some point about if she didn't come back it would verify the story of the monsters, like they fully expected her to die and not come back, not sure though.

    • @enigma1863
      @enigma1863 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I thought maybe the elders were famous since they clearly had a lot of money. The rangers might recognize them but I cant imagine them letting a blind girl go back in the middle of the woods. Even if she convinced them to let her go someone could follow a blind girl back to the village.

  • @TheREALBOJACK
    @TheREALBOJACK 5 ปีที่แล้ว +174

    Some personal ideas to improve this movie, IMO:
    - *_All_* the parents know about the ruse
    - The secret is something you're clued into upon coming of age (Santa Claus rules, basically)
    - The monster and the woods are just a fact of life, completely accepted, not _really_ focused on, just more of a framing device/fantasy world (at first)
    - The story is told from the perspective of a kid (somewhere from 15-17) who doesn't know why everyone changes as soon as they turn 18 after going through some kind of "ritual" (where they're actually told the truth), and they have to stop hanging out with the younglings who they see as "immature", basically hating them for continuing to be fooled by it, instead of themselves for being fooled for so long
    - The main character sees their best friend basically start hating them, and doesn't want to just sit around and wait to be "changed" on _their_ 18th birthday, so they run away out into the woods, even though they still think the monster's totally real
    - Adventures for a while, maybe has to run from members of the village (looking for them in disguise as the monster so the ruse doesn't get ruined) and , when being chased by that elder (maybe even one of their parents) gets hit by the car, the twist reveal is complete, the "monster" takes off their mask revealing the parent, cut to black.
    *_BOOM_*
    Tell me that wouldn't be a better movie, lol.

    • @TheMasterVictory
      @TheMasterVictory 5 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      bow, you just need founding

    • @Seallussus
      @Seallussus 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      It's not a bad idea but just not for THIS movie at all.
      Sure it's terrible but it was going for another story altogether.

    • @AsDeft
      @AsDeft 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      That wouldn't be a better movie, lol.

    • @TheREALBOJACK
      @TheREALBOJACK 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@AsDeft Shit, you got me.

    • @85flintstone
      @85flintstone 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      That’s a shit idea.

  • @tracy406
    @tracy406 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    Take the sin away for the kale and cabbage in autumn.
    They're both cool weather plants and arent planted until July & are harvested in autumn.
    Have you never grown anything in your life?

  • @StuartLloyd
    @StuartLloyd 5 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    I actually liked the Village.

  • @Transilvanian90
    @Transilvanian90 5 ปีที่แล้ว +87

    I really enjoyed the Village, it creates a cool atmosphere throughout and raises some interesting questions.

    • @DeadlyDanDaMan
      @DeadlyDanDaMan 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I think you mean "plot holes", not "questions". Smfh.

    • @zotharr
      @zotharr 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      It's an atmosphere I never encountered before and ever since :)

    • @spagetti001
      @spagetti001 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      yeah, like "how the fuck did anyone think this was a good idea?"

    • @pog428
      @pog428 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I believe that you have to have a God given soul to appreciate and like this movie

    • @Transilvanian90
      @Transilvanian90 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@pog428 Yeah, you have to be able to place yourself in the film, and see things from the characters' perspective. Some people sadly can't seem to do that...

  • @deja3963
    @deja3963 5 ปีที่แล้ว +248

    This man sinned the damn trees.
    Edit: Leafy greens grow well in the colder months lol

    • @janinosaurus
      @janinosaurus 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Deja W thank you! I grow kale and Swiss chard in the winter.

    • @Alhalmeya
      @Alhalmeya 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      his sins r terrible

    • @kevk9306
      @kevk9306 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@Alhalmeya why tf are you here then?

    • @cannibalbunnygirl
      @cannibalbunnygirl 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@kevk9306 for your charming fkn company, obviously

    • @Ocrilat
      @Ocrilat 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Some trees have fall colors, and some trees have summer colors, which makes no sense. As far as the gardens, with no wire fences and no pesticides, those vegetables would not look so perfect...they look like they just got replanted from a greenhouse.

  • @RhiffRhaff
    @RhiffRhaff 5 ปีที่แล้ว +351

    Those bananas are perfect for eating, why would you throw them out?

    • @adventurebonni5
      @adventurebonni5 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Because they put banana on the refrigerator too long like 5 days still put here . Maybe will be fold , that why is a sin .

    • @sharilshahed6106
      @sharilshahed6106 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@adventurebonni5 They look surprisingly fresh for "5 days old" bananas put on fridge, though.

    • @adventurebonni5
      @adventurebonni5 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@sharilshahed6106 I guess you're correct .

    • @B3R_B0T
      @B3R_B0T 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Banana bread ftw

    • @annebruecks7381
      @annebruecks7381 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Amber Shannon They can even get browner for banana bread, Exactly! Lol

  • @renelagreze9351
    @renelagreze9351 3 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    That is really a great movie, saw it several times and i do enjoy it, its probably the best from that director. The great ambient, the living reconstitution of the village with its residents, the mistery going thicker, the suspense, the incredible end, the hypnotic music with that aerial violin, its just great. And also, it brings a philosophical message: the people came here to isolate themselves from tresspassers and from their past, and it worked, but finally what they where running away from: the violence and insanity, came back, not from the exterior, but from inside their ideal world, showing that it was, in fact, useless to run away. But at the same time, from inside the village came also what human nature has in best: a loving community, a sincere and strong love between young people. Thus the phisolofical message is that you can't run away from reality of human nature, you cant run away from yourself, but you have to face reality of your nature, to manage the dark sides and magnify the beautifull ones. Thats what they do when Ivy survives her terrific trial, redemption beyong courage; thats what they realise and accept, in the end, when they all stand up to go on their adventure in the village, but the best and the worst. They become taller. Of course you can make a list of "fails" errors, etc, yes, but what is the interest? its a fiction, it doesnt have to be realistic, you enter and live the story and the movie or not, thats all. Got people in my family who found it boring, even ridiculous, why not? i just complain them because they didnt spend a great moment like i did and where not sensitive to the rightfull message it brings. They propably will enjoy another movie. Sorry for the approximative english, watch great movies! :)

  • @ProductBasement
    @ProductBasement ปีที่แล้ว +1

    10:58 Fun fact, her blindly touching something and having this reaction were originally shot for a deleted wedding night scene when Lucius first pulled down his pants

  • @NewMessage
    @NewMessage 5 ปีที่แล้ว +85

    The Robot Chicken M. Night Shyamalan didn't pop out from behind a tree at the big reveal and shout "What a twist!"
    **DING**

    • @roguishpaladin
      @roguishpaladin 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      That was the real twist.

    • @knowsgold2798
      @knowsgold2798 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I use this line all the time and no-one ever gets it

    • @MarloSoBalJr
      @MarloSoBalJr 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      LOTS AND LOTS OF AERIAL TWISTS!!

  • @1Nice1Guy5
    @1Nice1Guy5 5 ปีที่แล้ว +156

    Those bananas were perfectly edible what the frick man

    • @perditusthornatus2718
      @perditusthornatus2718 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Did you know you can refrigerate bananas? Their peels turn brown FASTER, but the banana inside stays good longer. My point being, don't judge a banana by its peel.

  • @jakegwolford
    @jakegwolford 5 ปีที่แล้ว +124

    I'm in the minority, but I really enjoy this film. There's a nice balance between suspense and character interactions. And featuring a central character with a learning disability is pretty novel.

    • @KidSnivy69
      @KidSnivy69 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I agree about character, I call complete bulllshit on the movie being suspenceful.

    • @Alhalmeya
      @Alhalmeya 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      i really like it too

    • @llGarnettoll
      @llGarnettoll 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Jake Wolford I love this movie too! There’s a really beautiful love story in it. The porch scene is one of the best scenes ever! Very touching, and helped even further by the beautiful soundtrack.
      It’s a shame the silly “those we do not speak of” were more a central theme. It should have been marketed as a romantic drama and not a “horror.”

    • @Swagtastic_sai
      @Swagtastic_sai ปีที่แล้ว

      Believe it or not, you're part of the majority.

  • @2Ten1Ryu
    @2Ten1Ryu 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    Thank you for aknowledging the love story in this movie. Those are the scenes I rewatch the movie for. It's just beautiful, as is the soundtrack. I love it.

  • @beautyonabarnbudget
    @beautyonabarnbudget 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    This movie is one of my favorites ever!!! Just based on the visuals alone. Luv it so much

  • @cabellero1120
    @cabellero1120 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    This movie was ...Strange, to say the least, it was eerie and yet captivating.

  • @MOsesIcan
    @MOsesIcan 5 ปีที่แล้ว +38

    I personally like this movie / but above all I love the music for this film.

    • @reneee.6076
      @reneee.6076 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Moses Moon The music is phenomenal. I still listen to it.

    • @MOsesIcan
      @MOsesIcan 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Renee Edwards thank you!

    • @aquiline-eagle9669
      @aquiline-eagle9669 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      The music is better than the movie

    • @reneee.6076
      @reneee.6076 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yep, much better than the movie. The ending was such a let down. I would have preferred if the monsters were real and the time period was really the 19th century (or whatever time period it was).

    • @Garyllaz
      @Garyllaz 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      The ending credits track is one of the best pieces of violin music ever recorded...

  • @bradensmith2907
    @bradensmith2907 5 ปีที่แล้ว +58

    While I HATE some of M. Night's movies (After Earth, Last Airbender, The Happening ect cetera), I think the Village and Signs are really underrated.

    • @JimmyMon666
      @JimmyMon666 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Agreed. And Unbreakable as well. He was in his prime back then. Not anymore sadly.

    • @endlessevanescence3502
      @endlessevanescence3502 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@JimmyMon666 He's kinda come out of his rut lately. _The Visit_ was decent, but _Split_ was amazing, in my opinion (and that's mostly thanks to the phenomenal actor who plays the beast, James Mckavoy).
      _Glass_ has got to keep up that kind of momentum.

    • @Schwedeballz
      @Schwedeballz 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Split was really good

    • @archmage7813
      @archmage7813 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Ugh. Both of those are terrible!

  • @khaleesiamde6215
    @khaleesiamde6215 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    The movie isn't meant to been believable. It's a statement on any society's willingness to accept anything at face value without question.

  • @thehat2243
    @thehat2243 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    10:06
    You are literally leaving a blind girl alone in an icy forest to save your own skin. You sir are more evil than Darth Vader🤣

  • @j9rd115
    @j9rd115 5 ปีที่แล้ว +57

    'You wrote it for moments and gave logic and reason the finger while doing so'. Which kind of sums up the problem with 99% of hollywood's features

  • @wumbosaurus9121
    @wumbosaurus9121 5 ปีที่แล้ว +54

    "His will to live is very strong."
    Glad he hasn't lost the will to live *Cough* padme *Cough*

  • @zarinaa1135
    @zarinaa1135 5 ปีที่แล้ว +31

    You guys are the best!!! Keep up the great work!!!
    Please do:
    1) The Circle
    2) Narnia 2 and 3
    3) The Princess Bride
    4) Speed
    5) The Truman Show
    6) Shrek 4
    7) The Huntsman Winters War
    8) Tropic Thunder
    9) Back to the future 3
    10) Re-post LOTR 3

  • @merenemo97
    @merenemo97 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    The Village has been one of my favourite movies since as long as I can remember. . . However I have to applaud this video, it made me laugh and love the movie even more! Bravo man, bravo!

  • @KabeerKishore
    @KabeerKishore 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    “Zing away, Merrill. Zing away” is probably the best line I’ve ever heard.

  • @scriptosaurusrex
    @scriptosaurusrex 5 ปีที่แล้ว +74

    Those Bananas are perfectly fine.

  • @stanj85
    @stanj85 5 ปีที่แล้ว +197

    I remember seeing this in a theater. I also remember regretting seeing this in a theater.

    • @thatcousinshow6
      @thatcousinshow6 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Hahahahaha

    • @justjeffrson489
      @justjeffrson489 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I low-key love this movie but I would have left too If I were to have seen this in theaters.

    • @MinscS2
      @MinscS2 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Same here. This movie is the closest I've ever been to walking out of the theater before the movie ends. Too bad that the movie was almost over at the time, so there was no point in leaving. If you've wasted 1h40 min, you might as well waste 5 more min...

    • @GooseFlerken
      @GooseFlerken 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Now i remember me too regret buying ticket for this shitty movie

    • @julz3tt3
      @julz3tt3 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      stanj85 So do I

  • @CodyRushDriving
    @CodyRushDriving 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    4:56 I remember this scene causing a legit sense of fear. We were all expecting a twist, but not that the monsters were real! Honestly this is an underrated scene.

  • @Sandrilyonaify
    @Sandrilyonaify 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    I’ve always liked this movie) it is beautiful, with great soundtrack, good cast and good mythos. I never watched other Shamalan flicks before I saw it first so I wasn’t looking for a twist and it worked for me.

  • @MrArrylay
    @MrArrylay 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    7:55 LOL great line! I can actually picture Lucius doing CinemaSins.
    Wow he really pics this movie apart. Love your work.

  • @Wolfencreek
    @Wolfencreek 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    This was the first M Night movie I watched and I didn't know anything about twist endings. So the ending was actually pretty interesting from my point of view.

  • @sgz5256
    @sgz5256 5 ปีที่แล้ว +52

    Pulp fiction or train spotting next!

    • @theblackbaron4119
      @theblackbaron4119 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      ;) there is nothing wrong with pulp fiction. I definitely would want to see an everything wrong :D

    • @theblackbaron4119
      @theblackbaron4119 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @thistubeisfucked I was obviously joking. I know

    • @jamesgreen6430
      @jamesgreen6430 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Lady in the water. Keep this Bryce Dallas Howard training going!

    • @timeghost82
      @timeghost82 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Trainspotting is the perfect movie. Don't you dare

  • @COBfan1996
    @COBfan1996 5 ปีที่แล้ว +126

    The bananas were fine though

  • @LadyOnikara
    @LadyOnikara 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Yep, if you live in a quiet area in the country, you can hear things miles away. Sometimes I hear our closest neighbors talking or listening to TV or the radio. It's not too clear sometimes but I am usually careful about what I say in our yard just in case.

  • @christinekoper2407
    @christinekoper2407 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I never noticed that ridiculous pants and belt situation and it’s KILLING ME 😂😂

  • @1236547899874563211
    @1236547899874563211 5 ปีที่แล้ว +263

    No shortage of sins. But at least it's watchable. Can't say that for every M. Night movie!! That being said, "zing away merril" and "deus ex joaquina." INSTANT classics!

    • @kq1337
      @kq1337 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Wait... how you comment 21 hours ago say on god bruh lmao

    • @Gumbus
      @Gumbus 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      1236547899874563211 How Did You Comment 21 Hours Ago

    • @infectionponch
      @infectionponch 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      1236547899874563211 this is some M. Night Shyamalan shit.

    • @nateeden258
      @nateeden258 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      You know what that means right? ......A WITCH! BURN THE WITCH!!

    • @dereklewis4321
      @dereklewis4321 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Early access

  • @luckybynn5788
    @luckybynn5788 5 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    THEY ARE MAKING BANANA BREAD

  • @aneru9396
    @aneru9396 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    0:35 I didn't know Lex Luther and the FaceBook guy shared the same ancestor from the village.

  • @error13_genderexpunged
    @error13_genderexpunged 5 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    This movie is actually one of my favorites. Ik it's a little unrealistic at times for the sake of suspense but personally I think the payoff is better, ig I just have a thing for slow burns, also im the only one who the end twist caught me TOTALLY off guard? I'm seeing everyone saying how obvious it was but it actually blew me away and left me scratching my head, it was the first movie I DIDN'T understand the first time I watched it. And I liked it. Personally I think this film was executed greatly. Maybe it was because I watched it with new eyes, I didn't see the bad and misleading promotion in 2004, I didn't see Night's "bad streak", I just saw the film for what it was standalone, which is what I think what alot of people hate it for, more so it's reputation and look at it how they did in 2004 without taking a fresh look at it. Anyways sorry for this silly tangent, just my 2 cents

    • @Harkness78
      @Harkness78 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      It's ok if you were suckered by this movie and thought you enjoyed it, but one of your favorites? Like top 20?

    • @error13_genderexpunged
      @error13_genderexpunged 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@Harkness78 yes, it is, no need to be condescending about it

    • @JustKelso1993
      @JustKelso1993 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      I liked it too. Watched it as a kid, it freaked me out.

  • @judsongaiden9878
    @judsongaiden9878 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Any society built on ignorance will eventually self-destruct. Innocence is a lack of experience and is therefore not a virtue, but ignorance is worse.

  • @andycheung22ac
    @andycheung22ac ปีที่แล้ว +1

    14:43 Bananas going black is when they're at their sweetest >_>

  • @emperorreign6154
    @emperorreign6154 5 ปีที่แล้ว +70

    I saw the movie again for the first time in several years the other day and it was surprisingly better than I remember. I still thought the twist was lame and it would’ve been better if it turned out there WERE creatures in the woods after all. But it’s well acted, beautifully shot, and I appreciated how morally complex the story was. Ironically I remember HATING it when I was younger 😂😂But it’s a pretty good movie. It’s quite incredible how anyone can claim it’s in the ‘Lady in the water’ or ‘happening’ levels of bad.

    • @danielcossey9118
      @danielcossey9118 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Personally I loved Lady in the Water when I watched it as a kid. But maybe thats because I didn't see any of the commercials that marketed it as a monster movie for some reason

    • @kennethroberts8084
      @kennethroberts8084 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I love me some Lady in the Water. I don't understand why people don't like it....
      Now had you said After Earth or Avatar: The Last Airbender I would feel ya, bruh.

    • @HuntingViolets
      @HuntingViolets 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I liked it until the twist.

  • @just-a-silly-goofy-guy
    @just-a-silly-goofy-guy 5 ปีที่แล้ว +152

    The village should have been a hamlet, it would’ve been easier to destroy

    • @vAqeii
      @vAqeii 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      _oh yes_

    • @gracehaven5459
      @gracehaven5459 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Na Titus Andronicus

    • @sagacity1071
      @sagacity1071 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Slowly... Gently... That is how a sin is taken....

    • @Yeraus
      @Yeraus 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@sagacity1071 Curious is the sin-makers art... his efficacy unwitnessed by his own eyes.

    • @ireneuszthesecretlifeofpet3881
      @ireneuszthesecretlifeofpet3881 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      PASSENGERS 2 THE HAPPY STAR SCARE SPACE

  • @thomatoman
    @thomatoman 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    I actually enjoyed this movie a great amount. Definitely mostly because of how beautiful it's shot but I still thought it was solid

  • @kimberleysmith818
    @kimberleysmith818 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    William Hurts voice has always been amazing. I need him and Paul Bettany to read me poetry.

  • @5117danielle
    @5117danielle ปีที่แล้ว +2

    This was the only movie that I wanted to walk out on.

  • @franss94
    @franss94 5 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    Those bananas are still good

  • @CodyCzar1
    @CodyCzar1 5 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    Those are still perfectly edible bananas.

    • @MST3Killa
      @MST3Killa 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I guess these are the kinds of people who see a spot on a banana and immediately throw them away thinking they've turned poisonous or something.

  • @brandonm5731
    @brandonm5731 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    "They only got two takes before it ate her"
    Thanks for making me choke on my drink hahahah

  • @felixkneidl2469
    @felixkneidl2469 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    05:21 "Looketh, it hath been Benjamin all along!!" I nearly died there :D

  • @Valen5878
    @Valen5878 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    hey man, thanks for the scary images warning! i still like listening to jeremy's voice and it's nice to have a warning so i can do something else in the meantime

  • @riceracm
    @riceracm 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    “Satanface McPuppetmaster” is my new word 🤣🤣 fun fun fun

  • @christopherjakel1049
    @christopherjakel1049 5 ปีที่แล้ว +94

    All the trees in the background appear to be Ever Greens. They are called Ever Green for a reason. "Sin yourself fool"

    • @TawanaEvangeline
      @TawanaEvangeline 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      The trees look like that in Georgia well into November so unless they specified what state the village was in, it’s possible

    • @esta1ful
      @esta1ful 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Tawana Morvan pennsylvania

    • @ocularnervosa
      @ocularnervosa 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Most of the trees in the background are oaks not pines. They would have lost their leaves around the same time as the one in the foreground.

  • @FreshSpecimens
    @FreshSpecimens 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Hahahahaha! He called Pitt “Murder By Numbers.” 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @nataliaromanova6535
    @nataliaromanova6535 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    “Little cult on the prairie” 😂

  • @robertbowser328
    @robertbowser328 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    First off I really love this film. Even has a child. Idk something about it. 2nd seeing all these actors years later wow it was a stacked cast. 3rd wtf Roger Fing Deakins wtf dude is great. 4th the twist we’re there literally in a village but the modern world is out there is crazy.

  • @leland-bobpalmer4274
    @leland-bobpalmer4274 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    "Make the village great again" Hats off to you there sir! 1:04 Except in reality it is "all we speak of"

  • @jondw
    @jondw 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    A possible explanation (granted I havn't seen the movie so I could be totally off) for the sounds of the 21st century could be explained as just noises the monster makes sometimes

  • @Mysteroo
    @Mysteroo 5 ปีที่แล้ว +49

    "This is the book of Romans boiled down into a single sentence"
    I'm a dude with a Biblical studies minor. Lol'd

    • @richarddonohue4381
      @richarddonohue4381 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Mysteroo glad you could find a use for a degree in biblical studies even tho just reading Romans is enough to understand the joke

    • @amphibiangoddess
      @amphibiangoddess 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@richarddonohue4381 Rude. Leave this man alone, dang. At least he is seeking higher education. You feel better talking down to others?

    • @richarddonohue4381
      @richarddonohue4381 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@amphibiangoddess yes. It's par for the course with Christianity.

    • @amphibiangoddess
      @amphibiangoddess 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@richarddonohue4381 or maybe you're just a dick that makes TH-cam a worse place for genuinely good people. And your comeback is garbage. If you're an atheist you make all of us look bad.

    • @vaultrant2499
      @vaultrant2499 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      The biblical studies minor vs the minor "studying" priest

  • @leland-bobpalmer4274
    @leland-bobpalmer4274 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    Ok your humor shines in this..not in most per-se but in this. Most are Dad jokes but in this you combine wit with reference beyond the Kevin Smith Thresh-hold

  • @GeorgeCoghill
    @GeorgeCoghill 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    When this first came out, there was a review for this movie on a message board that still makes me laugh to this day:
    “Amish Matrix”.

  • @peachesandcream.2612
    @peachesandcream.2612 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    At some point into the film I suddenly thought that one of the actor's clothes looked strangely more like modern-day clothing than late 1800s - then it dawned on me!

  • @ponyworld1255
    @ponyworld1255 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Sin 65 at 9:00 mark. Um.... Cabbage is a winter crop. It grows in the fall and is harvested in late fall.early winter. Kale grows all summer and fall.

  • @Alyssa_Rayne
    @Alyssa_Rayne 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    This movie is amazing how dare youuuu😂

  • @WithoutLaughterlifeIsBoring
    @WithoutLaughterlifeIsBoring 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    This is truly brilliant as always Guys. Thumbs Up. :) This is my favorite TH-cam channel. Much Love.

  • @coltonpugh9669
    @coltonpugh9669 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    I'm newly subscribed to your channel and specifically searched for a video on The Village when I saw your upload count. You did not disappoint 🤣