Everything Wrong With Signs In 16 Minutes Or Less

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  • @MonadRimsire
    @MonadRimsire 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3890

    That moment where you binge watch too many of these, and start to hear this guy's voice sarcastically narrate everything you do.

    • @ktayy28
      @ktayy28 6 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      Monad Rymael -- OMG!😂😂😂 TOO TRUE, Dude! Too true!

    • @franklynterrell8182
      @franklynterrell8182 6 ปีที่แล้ว +90

      Is it weird that I when I watch movies now i do so with this guys voice narrating the movie

    • @glarynth
      @glarynth 6 ปีที่แล้ว +87

      "Hey, asshole. You know why you feel like sh*t all day? Coffee isn't a meal. Get yourself some corn flakes, yo!"

    • @bonniehowell4259
      @bonniehowell4259 6 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      @@glarynth Everytime someone mocks a film I hear it in his voice.

    • @johnathanhautz2223
      @johnathanhautz2223 6 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      Oh I don't just hear his voice narrating the movie, I actually have started picking up on things, and pointing them out. Let me tell ya that pisses my family off to no end.

  • @thomasmcintosh9432
    @thomasmcintosh9432 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2730

    For years I was under the impression that I had seen Signs. But I was remembering Scary Movie 3. God.

    • @phoenixdavida8987
      @phoenixdavida8987 8 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Thomas McIntosh hahaha

    • @jjjkoy
      @jjjkoy 8 ปีที่แล้ว +57

      no, scary movie 3 had George Carlin so they get a pass on anything they have done or will do.

    • @agatheringofbees3490
      @agatheringofbees3490 8 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      ok and I though I was bad I confused it with Sixth Sense which I had confused that movie with the Fifth Element before lol

    • @brendan7256
      @brendan7256 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Thomas McIntosh YESS

    • @ericd.morgan2508
      @ericd.morgan2508 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Thomas McIntosh LOL SAME

  • @Lakritzwolf
    @Lakritzwolf 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1610

    Remove one sin. A child will ask their parents where the remote is even if it's lying in front of said child's nose, because children.

    • @duncancole1742
      @duncancole1742 6 ปีที่แล้ว +108

      Plus remove the sin about the big brother being a dick to little sister RE taping over her ballet recital. Pretty accurate portrayal of sibling dynamics right there.

    • @sirs_3703
      @sirs_3703 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Duncan Cole bruh he commented this a year ago, why you here?

    • @sirs_3703
      @sirs_3703 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Shot Into Oblivion 2 weeks or a year?

    • @sirs_3703
      @sirs_3703 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Shot Into Oblivion bruh, harassment? Do you have half of a brain?

    • @afropunkx
      @afropunkx 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Someone needs to watch ‘cinema sins’ sins...

  • @MasterAnakinSkyWalker
    @MasterAnakinSkyWalker 6 ปีที่แล้ว +981

    “They mastered space travel, but they can’t open doors?”
    -Quote from Scary Movie 3

    • @d4peters86
      @d4peters86 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Dakka Dakka Dude Dumbass aliens

    • @hulksmash3429
      @hulksmash3429 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Cinema sins need to finally make videos on the scary movie franchise

    • @matthillegas3099
      @matthillegas3099 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      "If only I hadn't killed that hooker."

    • @julieporter7805
      @julieporter7805 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      I agree with the Nostalgia Critic: "You did it. You made Charlie Sheen right about something!!"

    • @dr.k8610
      @dr.k8610 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Colonel Kablooey I mean some of that’s explained. They don’t use weapons because they’re afraid of nuclear retaliation. And the leading theory is that they invade a planet covered in water because they’re desperate, and dying. As for the doors, I’ve got nothing on that one

  • @tjmarx
    @tjmarx 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1577

    You missed the best thing in the whole movie, Mel Gibson screaming "I'm going insane with anger"... Now that's foreshadowing

    • @vgames89
      @vgames89 5 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      What I never understood is why God had to kill Mel Gibson’s wife just so he could tell Joaquin Phoenix to use a baseball bat to knock over the water to kill the alien. Can’t you just pick up the glasses of water and throw them at the alien or realize to use the bat through common sense? God must think these people are stupid and have no critical thinking skills. Cinema sins should’ve said “God is a dick” for killing his wife just to tell them to do something so unbelievably obvious

    • @daerdevvyl4314
      @daerdevvyl4314 5 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      vgames89 Maybe her death was unrelated and God just used that moment to convey a message that would be helpful, but not absolutely necessary later.

    • @alexanderav5010
      @alexanderav5010 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      When I watched signs I couldn't stop laughing at that.

    • @joshuapatrick682
      @joshuapatrick682 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Sure he’s a laughing stock now, but I’d be fine with that as I bathed in Cristal and could buy and sell you...

    • @joshuapatrick682
      @joshuapatrick682 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Kathleen Kennedy....that explains a lot.

  • @babyBELUGAr
    @babyBELUGAr 8 ปีที่แล้ว +599

    "He's the reason you can fit the whole family in a doorframe shot, hon." is one of the funniest things I've ever seen on here, holy shit

    • @ktayy28
      @ktayy28 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      babyBELUGAr -- And it STILL IS! I personally, loved, "What?! F*cking What?!?!!.........."

    • @ktayy28
      @ktayy28 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Theo Bendit -- SIGHHHH!!

    • @tedzee71
      @tedzee71 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      best line!! lol

    • @itsabeautifulanimism3704
      @itsabeautifulanimism3704 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I laughed hard too lol

    • @jondunmore4268
      @jondunmore4268 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      was gonna write this exact comment.

  • @zackomackarie6227
    @zackomackarie6227 9 ปีที่แล้ว +4048

    "See that planet? We're invading THAT ONE."
    "Uh, sir, our sensors indicate that that planet is 75%-"
    "WE'RE INVADING THAT ONE."
    "S-sir..."
    "THAT ONE, JIM."

    • @thegreatgabsby7617
      @thegreatgabsby7617 9 ปีที่แล้ว +389

      Sir, the invasion has failed...
      Goddamn it, Jim! You had one fucking job.

    • @Hi-Fitxt
      @Hi-Fitxt 9 ปีที่แล้ว +220

      2 days after this Jim killed the commander and then threw himself into the sea and was never seen again

    • @garfieldfan2005
      @garfieldfan2005 9 ปีที่แล้ว +132

      The remaining invaders built a new spaceship and went to attack Mars.

    • @S0RGEx
      @S0RGEx 9 ปีที่แล้ว +122

      You had one job, Jim. One fucking job.

    • @rodoswagins
      @rodoswagins 9 ปีที่แล้ว +60

      Oh my got I'm laughing so hard

  • @MasterAnakinSkyWalker
    @MasterAnakinSkyWalker 6 ปีที่แล้ว +521

    “Don’t open my pantry, Father. I found the screenplay for The Last Airbender in there and locked it in.”

  • @ionlyeatbrainsdummy9858
    @ionlyeatbrainsdummy9858 7 ปีที่แล้ว +104

    Ya know what I loved abt this movie? The looks on their faces, through the entire movie basically. The wide eyed deer in headlights, complete shock. Paired with the monotone way everyone speaks to each other in it. Its just great.

  • @RichardM-kv4uu
    @RichardM-kv4uu 8 ปีที่แล้ว +989

    Well Britain would be safe, it rains all the time here. Like right now for instance.

    • @jjoker129
      @jjoker129 8 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      So would Ireland

    • @arielfilmsinc1926
      @arielfilmsinc1926 8 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      And Oregon

    • @bradcraig2978
      @bradcraig2978 8 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Yep I feel sorry for those ones that invaded Wakefield.

    • @robertleigh6799
      @robertleigh6799 8 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Britain would definitely be safe

    • @wessltov
      @wessltov 8 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      As would The Netherlands

  • @bloodfeastislandman1580
    @bloodfeastislandman1580 6 ปีที่แล้ว +382

    I love in scary movie 3 when the cop lady's hat brim keeps getting wider. Good times this reminded me of.

    • @someperson2287
      @someperson2287 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Blood Feast Island Man I’ve always thought that was amazing too

    • @timfrey2358
      @timfrey2358 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      That was hilarious XD love that movie.

    • @ReroutedYearAD
      @ReroutedYearAD 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Watch the donut. It's not going in my mouth, but the hot dog goes somewhere.

    • @hulksmash3429
      @hulksmash3429 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Cinema sins need to make videos on those movies

    • @GyeongmiBaeb
      @GyeongmiBaeb 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@hulksmash3429 yes!!

  • @thegrimknight6552
    @thegrimknight6552 5 ปีที่แล้ว +242

    "The aliens have the same weakness as the aliens in Sign."
    Priceless.

    • @bip3937
      @bip3937 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I don’t get it

    • @GyeongmiBaeb
      @GyeongmiBaeb 3 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      @@bip3937 in other videos he says it a lot referencing this movie

    • @JDJoshofficial
      @JDJoshofficial 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I watched this video because I noticed that he says that a lot in other ones lol

    • @Revampyremetal
      @Revampyremetal 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      I think.he got mixed up with war of the worlds

    • @Tripp393
      @Tripp393 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Meta

  • @mercmarc
    @mercmarc 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1781

    Water is deadly to these aliens, but the water vapor in the air isn't?

    • @JackTheJack
      @JackTheJack 8 ปีที่แล้ว +142

      ding

    • @incharaprakash
      @incharaprakash 8 ปีที่แล้ว +316

      +merc marc : A drop of liquid nitrogen will burn your skin, but we are safe from our atmosphere which has 70% Nitrogen.

    • @skylerficucell655
      @skylerficucell655 8 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Exactly! They should've died the second they left their ships!

    • @PM-xu2nq
      @PM-xu2nq 8 ปีที่แล้ว +189

      Isn't that because of the extremely low temperature of liquid nitrogen? I mean, the damage comes about as a result of how cold it is, the fact that it happens to be nitrogen is immaterial. Anything that cold would obviously damage human flesh, but in the movie, its not the temperature of the water that fucks up the aliens, it's the fact that it's water. So even if it was vapour, which is closer to a liquid than a gas like nitrogen anyway, it would still kill them or at least act as an irritant, you'd think.

    • @shayyman
      @shayyman 8 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      That's why they say the aliens started retreating for no apparent reason before the final scene, the vapor probably took a while to affect them, and these aliens were kind of just leftovers

  • @ittdust
    @ittdust 8 ปีที่แล้ว +854

    I don't find it odd that they'd visit a planet that's 70% deadly to them since we visit the Moon which is 100% deadly for us. It's only odd that they don't wear space suits.

    • @sick_ibg712
      @sick_ibg712 8 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      If the moon was 100% percent deadly to us, then why did the people that went there did not die.

    • @traviskegerreis5704
      @traviskegerreis5704 8 ปีที่แล้ว +184

      Without a suit. It's 100% deadly without a suit. and the Aliens were naked. Which means they went to a planet 70% deadly to them with absolutely no protective gear at all.

    • @babserella2778
      @babserella2778 8 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      ...100% genuine when I say this: You just blew my freakin mind, dude.

    • @luiskern8910
      @luiskern8910 7 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Yea, but we're not trying to inhabit the moon either

    • @jkfozul2316
      @jkfozul2316 7 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Also who's to say they were naked, sure they look naked but who tf knows for sure

  • @MaCabaret
    @MaCabaret 9 ปีที่แล้ว +298

    Okay you put a Pulp Fiction reference in almost every single video. We need to see that movie sinned.

    • @borismuller86
      @borismuller86 9 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      What about Field Of Dreams?

    • @HMSConqueror
      @HMSConqueror 8 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      +TheoneandonlyCrowMan Yeah, "He will strike down upon thee with Die Hard with a Vengeance and Nick furious anger". DING.

    • @antoniabaldassarre2205
      @antoniabaldassarre2205 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      +TheoneandonlyCrowMan I hope it comes very VERY soon

    • @jimb.7523
      @jimb.7523 8 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      +00411392 I agree. If Jeremy sinned only bad movies, he'd probably run out of shit to sin and have nothing to do (on this channel, anyways).

  • @MrXBT2000
    @MrXBT2000 5 ปีที่แล้ว +297

    Add a sin for Graham not showing a believable amount of compassion when his son just killed their dog.

    • @wiz_dropbomb2134
      @wiz_dropbomb2134 3 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      Did you not notice how he was acting towards everything else. He was pretty broken and unemotional

    • @truthorhappiness
      @truthorhappiness 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Country folk are more desensitized to life/death situations. When you see more, you feel less.

    • @duffal0
      @duffal0 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Fr I was like wtf??? When they heard their other dog get brutally murdered outside too even the kids didn’t care at all😂😂😂 With a cold emotionless father you’d think the kids probably leaned on the dogs for emotional support, but I guess M Night just said fuck it

    • @michaelbradley770
      @michaelbradley770 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      ​@@duffal0that is not uncommon. Depending on how a person deals with shock, fear, and adrenaline you can completely shut down emotionally and being the adult around children you have to keep it together to keep the kids in a calmer/ slightly more relaxed state of mind otherwise your just going to add more panic and fear

    • @steven401ytx
      @steven401ytx 8 วันที่ผ่านมา

      shyamalan has no idea how humans speak or behave

  • @DensetsuVI
    @DensetsuVI 10 ปีที่แล้ว +491

    Aliens Can:
    - Create technology that *flies them across the universe*
    - Coordinate massive planetwide invasion
    - Have probably done this before
    And yet, Aliens:
    - Didn't realize earth had water? like 80% of its surface was water and it occasionally falls from the sky? This never came up during a strategy meeting before the invasion?
    - Don't have basic spacesuits to deal with said water and environment
    - Are apparently unarmed invaders, yet not particularly or even slightly talented at fighting
    - Can't even beat a small farmhouse, or properly defeat that grand and unstoppable human technology, doors.
    - Rely almost solely on a poison, that could easily be beaten by a damn gas mask or a lucky asthma attack
    - Seriously, they didn't use weapons. How the hell do you take over or enslave anything without weapons, when you're literally as lame as, if not lamer than humans? Without our weapons, we're literally one of the weakest creatures on the planet!
    These are just the easiest simplest things to call out about this 4 hour travesty. The aliens from "Mars Attacks!" were more believable and scary than these things. No amount of artificial suspense of cheesy god dialogue makes these lame aliens scary. Heck, we have many very moist climates around the planet. How could they even invade the large swahs of our planet that are humid by climate? Why did they not have spacesuits!? Hell, a 10$ raincoat from a walmart could at least provide them 50-60% protection against water!
    My theory is that this wasn't an invasion at all, it was a mass alien suicide and the idiots in this movie misunderstood that and thought they actually won. I can't believe for a second you can fly across the universe, and not have invented clothing or a damn doppler radar yet!

    • @MillionTheVermillion
      @MillionTheVermillion 10 ปีที่แล้ว +97

      I read all of that in the CinemaSins' narrator's voice.

    • @SuperKratosgamer
      @SuperKratosgamer 10 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      hahaha best comment ever!

    • @francesco8000
      @francesco8000 10 ปีที่แล้ว +78

      May be they had a really good plan, something so incredible that we can't understand....but some idiot did "LEROY JENKINS!!" and fucked all.
      Or Shyamalan doesn't read his plot.

    • @CertifiedSoundz
      @CertifiedSoundz 10 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      ***** LMAOO

    • @deadlylittlefingers
      @deadlylittlefingers 10 ปีที่แล้ว +69

      Maybe this alien species is using Earth as a prison colony, kind of like how England dumped their prisoners in Australia. That will explain how it seems their advanced technology was ignored. All the aliens in the movie were convicted and sentenced to live on a harsh water covered planet without any weapons. Just a theory...

  • @brianroth3960
    @brianroth3960 8 ปีที่แล้ว +167

    "he's the reason you can fit the whole family in the doorway shot"
    Brutal

    • @ProxxRoxx
      @ProxxRoxx 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Evil. Plain evil. And I love it.

    • @tyler-qe7ls
      @tyler-qe7ls 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      i dont get it

    • @Sgt.McHale
      @Sgt.McHale ปีที่แล้ว

      ​@@tyler-qe7ls it's the director they saw

  • @DOSRetroGamer
    @DOSRetroGamer 8 ปีที่แล้ว +304

    why would you have to rewrite all science books when aliens appear? Maybe you would have to add a chapter or two.

    • @GTFODeathknight
      @GTFODeathknight 8 ปีที่แล้ว +60

      ...and then everything changed when the aliens attacked

    • @haydenwalls939
      @haydenwalls939 8 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      the fire aliens

    • @AlphaJman
      @AlphaJman 8 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      +Hayden Walls Then it would have made sense that water hurts them... but not being stopped by wood...

    • @haydenwalls939
      @haydenwalls939 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      Xd

    • @XxPeaceNinjaxX
      @XxPeaceNinjaxX 7 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Long ago the whole galaxy lived together in harmony. Then ... everything changed when the aliens attacked. Only the glass of water, the stupidest solution in the world, could stop them. But when the world needed him most, he waited for plot convenience. A 106 minutes had passed and the audience discovered the new evil, a director named Shyamalan, and although his directing skills were once great, he still had a lot more plot twists to write before we're ready to stop letting him direct. But he believes ... he can change the world

  • @plotshift
    @plotshift 5 ปีที่แล้ว +609

    No sin for creepy recruitment guy talking about getting his toes licked?

    • @MaCabaret
      @MaCabaret 5 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Don’t knock it til you’ve tried it

    • @thisismagacountry1318
      @thisismagacountry1318 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      War is hell

    • @Capri_00
      @Capri_00 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      War were declared.

    • @ReroutedYearAD
      @ReroutedYearAD 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@thisismagacountry1318 War, war never changes.

    • @williamanthony9090
      @williamanthony9090 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Check out his hands. Creepy recruitment guy has a terrible case of arthritis!

  • @lootwarmeggz
    @lootwarmeggz 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1567

    are we just gonna skip over the fact that our air contains water vapor and the aliens insides would have melted the moment they stepped off the ship.

    • @CheerBeautyAndBows
      @CheerBeautyAndBows 9 ปีที่แล้ว +63

      Ashley Cross that moment when the science side of tumblr finds youtube

    • @animalportal1661
      @animalportal1661 9 ปีที่แล้ว +169

      CheerBeautyAndBows or anyone with half a brain and a 3rd grade education?

    • @TheRazePlayz
      @TheRazePlayz 9 ปีที่แล้ว +75

      +CheerBeautyAndBobs science is logic, tumblr is the anithesis of logic and knowledge.

    • @QuantumPhyZ
      @QuantumPhyZ 9 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      +Ashley Cross That is the same saying sulfuric acid should kill us, just by breathing the nowday air we breath.

    • @animalportal1661
      @animalportal1661 9 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      XZCSADCSADC SADDSAD except there is a lot more water in the air than acid

  • @Dokujitsu
    @Dokujitsu 10 ปีที่แล้ว +363

    Here's a major plot hole and sin for you:
    If the aliens are vulnerable to water... how are they not affected by the humidity in the air? Today's humidity in Bucks County is 48%, India is averaging 40%, and 88% in Passo Fundo where the home video with the kids was from. I say that would at least cause some sort of skin rash or breathing issues for a wrist pissing alien.

    • @zeroun92
      @zeroun92 10 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      The percentage is still really small mass wise. Concentration is everything. Air is 1000 times less dense than water, it can't hold that much of it. The percentage is based on the maximum.

    • @PetersaberHD
      @PetersaberHD 10 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      for the same reason why air doesn't kill us, but if we quadruple the amount of oxygen we'll drop dead

    • @GES8215
      @GES8215 10 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Totally agree i thought the same thing.

    • @Dokujitsu
      @Dokujitsu 10 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Stanley Terrell Anderson II So going off that... you're saying getting pepper sprayed won't have any reaction in comparison to having ghost pepper extract poured on your skin?
      I know that's a silly comparison, but water to these creatures had a burning effect as an acidic compound would to a human.

    • @PetersaberHD
      @PetersaberHD 10 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      *****
      do you realise that our atmosphere contains things very toxic and acidic to us, and yet we don't burn each time we touch the air? Because a. there is very little of it b. air has a different structure than say, a liquid

  • @KataangFan221
    @KataangFan221 8 ปีที่แล้ว +329

    "Wait, they can build spacecraft years beyond our technology but they can't get through a wooden door?"

    • @dernvader2023
      @dernvader2023 7 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      I did like the idea they couldn't use doorknobs, would we know how to use some ancient technologies? We can't build pyramids today. Doorknobs are a lost technology on their planet. Alien scientists were baffled on its usage.

    • @joeyb7408
      @joeyb7408 6 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      KataangFan221 these are the same aliens who decided raiding a planet that I'd 71% deadly to them was a good idea. Lol

    • @lazartoncev1614
      @lazartoncev1614 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      And couldn't they build some suits or armor to protect them from water

    • @MaCabaret
      @MaCabaret 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I too enjoy nostalgia critic

    • @kuurozen1
      @kuurozen1 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Dern Vader I don't think that excuse saves the plot hole either, doorknobs are extremely obvious and simple devices with a visually clear reason for being. An ancient pot is as obvious as a new one, even if they weren't so advanced they would figure it out in an instant; even dogs and cats figure it out. Not to mention their anatomy is lazily close to our own, which means they would have developed similar technology and been familiar with such basic principals.

  • @goobermcnoober8140
    @goobermcnoober8140 5 ปีที่แล้ว +68

    Damn those Female Scandinavian Olympians! Those hooligans are always getting on my roof

  • @adamlozano3226
    @adamlozano3226 6 ปีที่แล้ว +553

    10:20 those aren't 'Spanish' kids. They are from Brazil and speaking Portuguese. So that's racist. 15 sins.

    • @rafaelsantosx
      @rafaelsantosx 5 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      Also speaking very bad portuguese.

    • @grumblefalls4618
      @grumblefalls4618 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @Path Finder and other languages as well

    • @angelherrera5240
      @angelherrera5240 5 ปีที่แล้ว +52

      Path Finder they speak Portuguese dumbfuck

    • @Fantomex
      @Fantomex 5 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      @Path Finder The only recognized official language in Brazil is Portuguese with 98% of the population speaking it....

    • @dispidido
      @dispidido 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      ​@Path Finder Because Brazil (aswell any other portuguese language country) was discovered and colonized by Portugal (the other Iberian country alongside Spain, and they were quite the explorers). Yes, those brazilian ppl we see on television are talking in Portuguese.

  • @Draukagrissah
    @Draukagrissah 8 ปีที่แล้ว +72

    No "discount Macaulay Culkin" for his little brother in this movie?

    • @Swiftbow
      @Swiftbow 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      THAT'S why they sound the same! I've been wondering a long time, but never bothered to actually check the kid's real name.

  • @igor4606
    @igor4606 8 ปีที่แล้ว +147

    In São Paulo, BRAZIL we speak portuguese and we are Brazillians, not Spanish!

    • @foskten10
      @foskten10 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      It's just a movie . . .

    • @kadubmx2
      @kadubmx2 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      That scene also is said to be in "passo fundo" if I can remember. But yes, we speak no spanish lol

    • @Kenshiroit
      @Kenshiroit 8 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I agree its like having a recording of a family in Italy who speaks....SPANISH.But its not impossible it was a Spanish family with Spanish friends in Brazil, BUT its more plausible the screenwriters are ignorant.

    • @kylestallings9684
      @kylestallings9684 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      +EUSSR olygarchic Kommissar Or they did what was most affordable, stop getting so offended.

    • @Kenshiroit
      @Kenshiroit 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      ***** Come on, they are just ignorant and you know it

  • @lea-anne9133
    @lea-anne9133 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    J. Phoenix is brilliant in this film. Quiet yet understated. And i love the scene when he's sitting with the foil hat on with the kids 😂

  • @Swampert384
    @Swampert384 8 ปีที่แล้ว +179

    I would have added one more sin on the aliens. They were attempting to harvest humans, but water is deadly to them. Why would they harvest a species that is mostly water?

    • @JimmyMon666
      @JimmyMon666 6 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      we don't have water sloshing around inside of us. Otherwise we'd move around like a waterbed. It's just water resides in cells.

    • @Kattywagon29
      @Kattywagon29 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      This movie is definitely inconsistent for sure, but I guess we could surmise that the aliens didn't know they were harmed by water. Maybe they never came across it before or wouldn't they have worn some protective gear like we do when we go to space? Who knows. Never liked this movie.

    • @guyincognito320
      @guyincognito320 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Why do some humans walk on tightropes to make money as a performer when they can just become a CPA? Why does humanity find interest in the hellscape of Venus, or why do we even think about anything lofty or risky when we haven't yet fully fed, clothed, and educated every last derelict on earth?
      One thing lost on reddit atheist types is that this is an extremely religious movie and has nothing to do with aliens. I mean we all admit there are heavily religious themes at play here, but that's not strictly because of bad writing or a lack of subtlety, it's rather that these aliens are literally, actually demons, not co-evolved space travelers. I mean he became a Catholic again after this whole event. If we ever truly confirm that we're far from alone, well there could still certainly be a creator behind it all, but it absolutely eliminates the Trinitarian thesis presented in Scripture, and that is the very thing that this guy eagerly went back to.
      The fact that the film used crop circles, which were long deboonked by 2002, is another hint at the true content of the film. M Night was as aware of their deboonked status as anyone else and surely didn't include them to make the prospect of invasion more grounded in the priors of the movie-going masses. Christianity holds that alien abductions are demonic attacks or possessions, a hypothesis with at least as much credence as the other one. But the motivating reason for all the crop circle hoax phenomena in the first place was a generation's preoccupation with outer space and alternative forms of spirituality in the course of the mass civilizational apostasy that took place in the 20th century.
      What this amounts to is the inability of the reddit mind to conceive of the supernatural as an agreeable possibility among some people, a thing that occasionally happens, which is well documented throughout history. "Why would demons even try to hurt humans when they know that the holy water they wield in their homes is really corrosive and harmful to them?" is what everyone essentially asks about this movie. Like honestly, why would anyone with malign intentions ever put themselves in harms way to achieve some end? Do you even logic bro? How dumb. What unjustified snark.

    • @dylanivy8223
      @dylanivy8223 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@guyincognito320 you are a loser

    • @genghisn7
      @genghisn7 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Kattywagon29
      Water is an important factor in the chemical reaction that creates amino acids (and likely life). So this movie is just fucking stupid.

  • @phuljojo
    @phuljojo 7 ปีที่แล้ว +68

    "who is that man..." He's the reason you can fit your whole family in the door frame.
    Excellent.

  • @ophiuchus5540
    @ophiuchus5540 8 ปีที่แล้ว +410

    This movie used to scare the shit out of me

    • @windycitytoast
      @windycitytoast 8 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      used to scare the shit out of me too! big time!

    • @The51stDivision
      @The51stDivision 8 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      I saw it as a kid. Gave me bad dreams. Real creepy.

    • @ANT96-x8d
      @ANT96-x8d 8 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Anthony Baruch Sin#136 is exactly what I thought of War Of The Worlds when those aliens chose to attack a planet that's covered in germs.

    • @FernieCanto
      @FernieCanto 8 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Yes, it's scary... how anyone can enjoy this shit.

    • @ts3935
      @ts3935 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      Kpop Trash 1

  • @MST3Killa
    @MST3Killa 6 ปีที่แล้ว +31

    The 'jump scare' at 1:59 always went over my head when I saw this movie. Because of the lighting and where my eyes are drawn in the quick shot, I never caught what was so DUN DUN DUNNNN about it until I actually had to pause and inspect the frame to see what I was missing.

    • @MaCabaret
      @MaCabaret 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Same. I used to watch it on an old portable dvd player and the resolution wasn’t high enough to see the dark shape of the alien against the black sky.

    • @bobjrfdny7360
      @bobjrfdny7360 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Same here! Loved this movie growing up. It must of been on my 3rd or fourth viewing that I finally noticed you could actually see the alien on the roof.

    • @Ophanim-11
      @Ophanim-11 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      That happened when I was watching for the first time with my family. (They’ve seen it before, and they were just starting to let us watch horror with them) my mom and sister saw it, me and my dad don’t. We replayed the scene around 13 times and I never saw it correctly

  • @TheUbberman
    @TheUbberman 9 ปีที่แล้ว +177

    No sin for 'Getting your toes licked by beautiful women'?

    • @jonezmontenegro3916
      @jonezmontenegro3916 9 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      +TheUbberman
      hahahahhahahahahaahhahahahahaa

    • @gadielgonzalez2755
      @gadielgonzalez2755 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Kostas IKR. who the fuck says THAT

    • @randomdude1361
      @randomdude1361 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Well it looks like two people have now said that

    • @TheBraunMachine2011
      @TheBraunMachine2011 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      lol yeah, a regular tarantino but tarantino would be a fan of giving the ladies what the general was talking about there lmao xD

    • @MKIVWWI
      @MKIVWWI 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      LOL -- M. Night Shamalan must have a real foot fetish. (Guess we can count ourselves lucky he didn't play it out in his extended "cameo" role!)

  • @daffodilZephyr
    @daffodilZephyr 10 ปีที่แล้ว +75

    I always thought that these aliens just didn't have any water where they came from. Therefore they didn't know they had an allergy.

    • @TheKeyser94
      @TheKeyser94 10 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Water is the basic component of life, saying that they don't have water is very stupid.

    • @daffodilZephyr
      @daffodilZephyr 10 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      TheKeyser94 I read through some of the other comments and no. Water is not needed by all lifeforms. Considering these are aliens, who knows what they sustain themselves with.

    • @TheKeyser94
      @TheKeyser94 10 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      daffodilZephyr Yeah, you are right about that, never the less, they would be lucky if they evolve for something more advance than a unicellular being. And those animals that now eat this unicellular beings depended before of water before specializing in this.

    • @DukeArgentatus
      @DukeArgentatus 10 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      This is why you study the planet you're intending to invade, not just charge in blindly hoping that their ecosystem is the same as theirs.

    • @andrewkilgore7374
      @andrewkilgore7374 10 ปีที่แล้ว

      daffodilZephyr Name one thing that doen't require water to survive

  • @daretobenerdy3167
    @daretobenerdy3167 8 ปีที่แล้ว +326

    The biggest sin of the movie? Leaving the dog outside when you know an alien invasion is about to happen.

    • @vampiraJ
      @vampiraJ 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Dare To Be Nerdy yes!!

    • @h.r.9563
      @h.r.9563 5 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      In his defense both of their hopefully child friendly dogs became not so child friendly because of the alien invaders.

    • @hanasion.3139
      @hanasion.3139 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      So true

    • @hanasion.3139
      @hanasion.3139 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Jason Coughenour yes

    • @PR-xm5zc
      @PR-xm5zc 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @Adam Christopher I believe that both cats and dogs are part of our planet 🤔

  • @realrealwarpet
    @realrealwarpet 5 ปีที่แล้ว +82

    "Why don't you just make a movie called im awesome and call it a day."
    He did. It's called lady in the water

    • @DreamBelief
      @DreamBelief 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I said exactly that to my husband lol

    • @bartrese
      @bartrese 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I literally have no idea what happened in that movie

    • @Dankman9
      @Dankman9 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @Graciela Montano lmao

    • @eduardogomez4275
      @eduardogomez4275 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Oh god, that movie was insane! I lost it at that "kid predicts the future by staring at cereal boxes" nonsense. Also, Narf.

  • @MrSatantheSinner
    @MrSatantheSinner 5 ปีที่แล้ว +182

    "These aliens have the same weakness as the aliens in Signs." WTF?!? Hahahaha! That killed me.

    • @valydendor4472
      @valydendor4472 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Same

    • @squarebear619
      @squarebear619 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Did he mean War of The World with Tom Cruise or was that a joke I didnt get???🤔🤔🤔

    • @MrSatantheSinner
      @MrSatantheSinner 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      @@squarebear619 It's a Cinemasins running gag.

    • @skeletoncreek6446
      @skeletoncreek6446 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@MrSatantheSinner what's the gag

    • @Dankman9
      @Dankman9 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@skeletoncreek6446 it's one of the things he says all the time like "the prometheus school of running away from things".

  • @krisupton6379
    @krisupton6379 8 ปีที่แล้ว +51

    also when i watched signs for the first time, i seriously wondered what would happen if he just went out and started combining his field the moment he new about the crop circles, if the aliens are attacking where their are crop circles, what if he just took the crop circle away.

    • @shizukagozen777
      @shizukagozen777 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Kris Upton
      But they are already there so it would not matter...

    • @cashwe
      @cashwe 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      "Yo Graham.. what if we.. we just...
      _removed the air?"_

  • @octavianschaefer7294
    @octavianschaefer7294 9 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    In sin 11, the reason she just walked right in is because they've known each other forever and basically consider each other family. It's pretty typical in small towns.

  • @humankazoo8068
    @humankazoo8068 5 ปีที่แล้ว +313

    Big sin you missed:
    The aliens came to harvest humans, but water is like acid to them.... what is the human body 90% comprised of? WATER!!!
    We'd be toxic to them.

    • @alyshaharper8730
      @alyshaharper8730 4 ปีที่แล้ว +60

      Maybe they were going to make jerky.

    • @SciFiQueen9000
      @SciFiQueen9000 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Or maybe they were harvesting humans for hybridization. So they would be able to be tolerate water.

    • @tpmyer627
      @tpmyer627 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @Dakka Dakka Dude they should've had the aliens be allergic to oxygen and only if it's breathed in.

    • @tpmyer627
      @tpmyer627 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Dakka Dakka Dude hey, at least it's better than the aliens dying the second they step outside their spaceship.

    • @galacticmoonwolf8462
      @galacticmoonwolf8462 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Well, at least I'd be safe. If it ever happens, come to England. They can't survive a week here.

  • @ModusOperandom
    @ModusOperandom 6 ปีที่แล้ว +60

    "He's the reason you can fit the whole family in the doorway shot hon..." Hahahaha....SAVAGE.

  • @samuelperezgarcia
    @samuelperezgarcia 10 ปีที่แล้ว +44

    I am well aware of all the flaws in this movie, and if one is to deconstruct it the result is something similar to this video. However, to me the movie isn't about the plot making sense (aliens attacking a world full of a substance that's lethal to them), but about experiencing the alien invasion from a very isolated place. Kind of like sharing ghost stories around a campfire and trying to scare the hell out of your friends, to the point where everyone starts hearing strange sounds around them. That's really what you get with this movie (without resorting to gore), and I love that. Also, Shyamalan not showing the aliens until the end is better since it makes your imagination kick into high gear. It's what makes some of the sequences more scary.

    • @mitchl6896
      @mitchl6896 10 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      You realise these videos are sarcastic, right?

    • @samuelperezgarcia
      @samuelperezgarcia 10 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Mitchell Leslie​ of course. I was just giving my take on the movie. It's not as if Cinema Sins is the first to point out all the plot inconsistencies. 

    • @syrilfiggus1350
      @syrilfiggus1350 10 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      That's the thing about this movie! The plot is shit, the alien behavior makes no sense, the dialogue is sometimes laughably dumb. But God DAMMIT it's so scary!!! I even got a little scared watching the EWW. I don't get it!

    • @Fatboyftw32
      @Fatboyftw32 10 ปีที่แล้ว

      The problem is that they could have easily kept the scary atmosphere without having this massive, gaping, plot hole. Knowing that these aliens attacked a world full of a substance lethal to them butt fucking naked just sucks away any threat they originally posed.

  • @JackieRoxs
    @JackieRoxs 8 ปีที่แล้ว +149

    Heard a high pitch sound through entire video, hurts.

    • @Cheerybelle
      @Cheerybelle 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      AGHHHH, MY EARS

    • @JackTheJack
      @JackTheJack 8 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      it's called the sin ding

    • @JackieRoxs
      @JackieRoxs 8 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Not that, the sin ding is a bell, I heard a random sound non-stop.

    • @sonadowfangirl30869
      @sonadowfangirl30869 8 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      +Mandogy I heard it too. It gave me a headache.

    • @gabrielleomalley8805
      @gabrielleomalley8805 8 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      +Mandogy I did too. at first i thought i was going crazy until i paused the video. i wont finish it because of the high pitched noise

  • @Listening_Books12345
    @Listening_Books12345 6 ปีที่แล้ว +172

    I haven't watched this movie in a thousand years so this idea could very well have actually been in it, but I think an interesting explanation for the daughter always wanting a glass of water is because she's traumatized by losing her mother and asks for water as an excuse to make sure her dad's still alive.

    • @vampiraJ
      @vampiraJ 6 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Grace I saw it as a reassurance thing too. Making sure someone is still there to care for her.

    • @guyincognito320
      @guyincognito320 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@vampiraJ Implying females of any age need some external reason to be passive aggressive and manipulate men.
      The trauma however does work to explain the 'ominous juvenile flat affect' which nobody in her immediate vicinity notices but we do, letting us know that she is wiser than her years or able to perceive things which her adult guardians cannot.

    • @schrodingersgay6167
      @schrodingersgay6167 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@guyincognito320 Shes not being *manipulative*, shes a *child*. I did the same thing to my dad all the time. Couldnt sleep? Ask for water. Bad dream? Ask for water. Thought I saw something? You guessed it, *ask for water*. Its just a kid thing.

    • @guyincognito320
      @guyincognito320 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@schrodingersgay6167 BS that precocious young girls can't be manipulative and passive aggressive. That's an essential aspect of femininity.

    • @schrodingersgay6167
      @schrodingersgay6167 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@guyincognito320 Passive aggressive, yes. Women tend to be smaller, so often, not as intimidating. I'm not saying women CANT be intimidating, but that's another point entirely. MANIPULATIVE, however, is not an essential aspect of femininity. I have 4 sisters and, if those sisters, exactly ONE is manipulative. Of the groups of friends that I had, approximately 15 girls, 2 were manipulative. My mother had 4 manipulative girlfriends, my sisters 1 or 2 each. I realize that this is only my personal experiences with girls, but saying that EVERY woman is extremely manipulative, makes me think that you just had some reall toxic girlfriends

  • @Znyrat
    @Znyrat 8 ปีที่แล้ว +111

    sin 35 is invalid. kids never look for things before asking for parents to look. I could point to something right in front of my kid's face & he'll walk past it 10 times.
    child wins & annoys at being a child. *ding*

    • @blue1spiral
      @blue1spiral 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      ^^ This is truth

    • @campbellb431
      @campbellb431 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Ugh that's not all kids. I'm 9 and I practically run the house. Take care (feed, walk, etc.) of the dog, clean the showers and my room and the basement, etc.

    • @Znyrat
      @Znyrat 8 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Campbell B those are called chores 😂😂, not running the house. lmk when you pay the mortgage, utilities, and buy groceries.

    • @artsyscrub3226
      @artsyscrub3226 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      you call THOSE chores? switch with me see how you like basically farm chores.

    • @blue1spiral
      @blue1spiral 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Oh please. Enough with the "in my day" crap.

  • @alldayagain
    @alldayagain 6 ปีที่แล้ว +319

    You know something I just realized
    The middle east was the first place to discover the weakness of water
    The middle east, which is known for its abundance of water

    • @vampiraJ
      @vampiraJ 6 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      Many middle eastern countries are close to ocean/sea water. It’s not 100% desert out there.

    • @someperson2287
      @someperson2287 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      So with the “abundance” of water you would think they would have more things like idk... water bottles and places to get water. Because yknow, thirst.

    • @thisismagacountry1318
      @thisismagacountry1318 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Take Sam Kinison's advice. "MOVE TO WHERE THE FOOD IS!!!"

    • @tonysmith9905
      @tonysmith9905 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @Michael Jackson Since when does Niagara Falls have crop circles?

    • @theConservationist
      @theConservationist 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      The things aren't aliens, they're demons, and the middle east discovered ways to beat them because it's the cradle of 3 religions.

  • @seanmckinney87
    @seanmckinney87 7 ปีที่แล้ว +172

    just saying you can defeat these aliens with squirt guns just think of a hole army with squirt guns

    • @dylanguzman1521
      @dylanguzman1521 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Atomic...WATER BOMB!!

    • @deathseraph3
      @deathseraph3 5 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      I'd like to watch as a bunch of firemen devastate them for their incompetence

    • @someperson2287
      @someperson2287 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      That’s probably the primitive way the Middle East beat them that was mentioned

    • @Farzlepot
      @Farzlepot 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      They looked pretty fleshy. I'd wager you could defeat them with actual guns too. Probably more effectively, even.

    • @mgBabylonRocker
      @mgBabylonRocker 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      A hole army, sounds like an all girl catholic school with squirt guns, think i saw that one on the other tube -.-

  • @timfrey2358
    @timfrey2358 5 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    10:20 legit gave me crazy chills though, especially the first watch as a kid, I'll never forget it lmao

    • @MaCabaret
      @MaCabaret 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      The music and the way the kid says “it’s behind” gets me keyed up every time and the delivery is perfect. My whole family jumped clean out of their chairs the first time we saw that part.

    • @Usario321
      @Usario321 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Also that’s in Brazil, all the kids are speaking portuguese and not spanish. Add 1 sin to CinemaSins

  • @rafaellima83
    @rafaellima83 8 ปีที่แล้ว +437

    Sin 86: The kids are brazilian and they are speaking portuguese on the homemade video scene.
    That sin was racist.
    :)

    • @rafaellima83
      @rafaellima83 8 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      And it's true, there's no reason for the kid to speak english outta nowhere.
      Still that sin was racist :)

    • @LiamGers-cx1kn
      @LiamGers-cx1kn 8 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Rafael Lima +1 Like from me

    • @hillaryboladona4903
      @hillaryboladona4903 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      Right?

    • @rafaellima83
      @rafaellima83 8 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      ***** Was that directed at me?
      Because I am Brazilian, I live in Brazil for the 33 years I've been alive. I speak portuguese and I think I know a little bit about the history of my country.
      The "racist" thing is an in-joke from this channel. It's racist because they think Brazilian kids are speaking spanish.

    • @rafaellima83
      @rafaellima83 8 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      no prob mate :)

  • @TheNetherRegion
    @TheNetherRegion 10 ปีที่แล้ว +44

    I have glasses of water all over my house... well not water, pee... and not glasses, puddles.

    • @aeiouy7708
      @aeiouy7708 10 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      *Camera zooms in on pee puddles*

    • @cortster12
      @cortster12 10 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Are you stuck in a Sims game?

    • @12temp
      @12temp 10 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      i lost my shit when i read this lol

    • @TheNetherRegion
      @TheNetherRegion 10 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      You lost your shit when I lost my pee. Excellent.

  • @MilitantOldLady
    @MilitantOldLady 10 ปีที่แล้ว +79

    If they are vulnerable to water, then surely the moisture in the air would be killing them.

    • @UndeadInDitches
      @UndeadInDitches 10 ปีที่แล้ว +55

      *ding*

    • @Ravenbones
      @Ravenbones 10 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Why do you think they picked DRY Hot places...

    • @dar1n_fgp
      @dar1n_fgp 10 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      ***** Pennsylvania? Suuper hot

    • @MilitantOldLady
      @MilitantOldLady 10 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      *****
      Like subequatorial India?!

    • @garrettpoist3191
      @garrettpoist3191 10 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      ***** Yeah those monsoons in India are real dry.

  • @RobertBarth1
    @RobertBarth1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +45

    After having watched quite of few of these CinemaSins videos, I'm getting the impression that this dude doesn't have kids. Or really know anything about kids. Or possibly was ever a kid himself. Because just about every sin he attributes to a kid's action is 100% what a kid would do, or, at least, what my kids do.

    • @lungembolism
      @lungembolism 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Was looking for this and found it.
      Kid fails at being a kid for not looking for the remote in the sofa??? You mean, kid excels at being a kid.
      Now I can go back to the video, 7 yrs too late

    • @shannongraham5786
      @shannongraham5786 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      ​@@lungembolism atleast you accomplish commenting what you felt and thats what matters, and despite cinemasins somethings being unfunny at times there a hell of a lot better than tvsins. TV sins is really unfunny remember that yo!

  • @MediocritysMuse
    @MediocritysMuse 8 ปีที่แล้ว +111

    So space travel but they are not smart enough to make a suit that can protect them from H2O...

    • @wyattisenor5136
      @wyattisenor5136 6 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Hell, WE have waterproof suits . Surely space faring aliens could whip up some flex seal clear.

    • @FakeAssHandsomeMcGee_
      @FakeAssHandsomeMcGee_ 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Maybe their planets do not have water. There is that one moon (Titan I think) that has lakes and stuff with a neat liquid that happens to be methane not water. Who knows the conditions on the planets they live on.

    • @daverobson3084
      @daverobson3084 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      MediocritysMuse
      2 years ago
      "So space travel but they are not smart enough to make a suit that can protect them from H2O..."
      Yeah. We hand those things out to little kids to walk to school in the rain and they can't equip their soldiers with them.

    • @daverobson3084
      @daverobson3084 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @Hermione Gangrene
      NOBODY understands this movie.

    • @daverobson3084
      @daverobson3084 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Hermione Gangrene
      Also, YOU don't understand this youtube site.

  • @bandgeekproductions9239
    @bandgeekproductions9239 10 ปีที่แล้ว +184

    You do realize this is a Christian movie in disguise, right? The girl's problem with water, the wife's last words, the kid's asthma, the lack of the kid's asthma medication, the convenience of the baseball bat, the fact that the Middle East of all places was the first to figure out the aliens' weakness, the convenient placing of water everywhere. Seriously, that's too convenient even for the most clichéc movies. This movie is pretty much about how God can use something tragic (the wife's death, for example) and make it benefit the people in the end. Not the whole tragic event, that would be cruel, but a small piece of it ("Swing away" and the kid's lungs failing on him when all hope was lost for the kid). So that just eliminates every sin that can be tied to God or the fact that they stayed at the house because that was God showing Gibson that he cares and that he needs to restore his faith.

    • @JoBT42
      @JoBT42 10 ปีที่แล้ว +79

      Doesn't the sheer existence of aliens strongly suggest that, at least the Christian god, does not exist? I mean the basic message of the bible is that we're gods' special kids, he created the universe just for us (for whatever reason), and that if you behave will be with him in paradise.

    • @thesupergeek
      @thesupergeek 10 ปีที่แล้ว +58

      In disguise? They made it pretty clear.

    • @TehRebolt
      @TehRebolt 10 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      I'm pretty sure EVERYONE REALIZES THAT

    • @HJHawley7677
      @HJHawley7677 10 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      J.S.G. L No, not at all. I believe in a higher power, and I also believe that there is a STRONG possibility of the existence of extraterrestrial life. They're not mutually exclusive, and it's ignorant to assume that they are.

    • @GeminiLeague
      @GeminiLeague 10 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      Hayden Hawley The rules of your religion state there is no extraterrestrial life. They are inherently mutually exclusive.

  • @kenyonelliott2628
    @kenyonelliott2628 6 ปีที่แล้ว +63

    "God is an Avatar: The Last Air Bender fan, or at least he was"
    I'm dead! 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @dylanchilders
    @dylanchilders 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    "The Aliens have the same weakness as the Aliens in Signs."
    fuckin hilarious

  • @AriaDiMezzo
    @AriaDiMezzo 8 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    OMG!
    "I don't know. I'll check the 1984 East German Olympic high jumping team, you check the members of Led Zeppelin."

  • @jakehudgins6789
    @jakehudgins6789 6 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    “He’s the reason you can fit the whole family in a doorframe shot, hon.” HOLY SHIT

  • @StormRulerKazunagi
    @StormRulerKazunagi 10 ปีที่แล้ว +111

    I'm gonna invade Venus. Anyone want to come? (No clothes allowed)

    • @EchelonNine
      @EchelonNine 10 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Lol I get it

    • @scout3752
      @scout3752 10 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      The only planet I invade without clothes is Uranus *wink* *wink*

    • @EchelonNine
      @EchelonNine 10 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Ok no thanks

    • @scout3752
      @scout3752 10 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Dakota Sherman I wasn't talking to ya, I was making a joke.

    • @Noirwar
      @Noirwar 10 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      KIGA nice 2x entendre there.

  • @RyuichiNoGekido
    @RyuichiNoGekido 5 ปีที่แล้ว +33

    “The aliens have the same weakness as the aliens in ‘Signs’.”
    HA! xD

  • @myomadd
    @myomadd 8 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    The bedroom issue, sleeping in the same room sin, actually isn't too uncommon even in a big house. My 2 cousins lived in a 4 bedroom house with their parents, and both of my cousins slept in the same room until the eldest was 13, because he had asthma. Sometimes he would wake up and have an attack, and my younger cousin would have to make sure he had his inhaler and wake up their parents just in case.
    Since the older one has asthma, and the younger one is still really young and probably has nightmares a lot, it's not hard to believe that the dad would make them sleep in the same bedroom.

  • @RX552VBK
    @RX552VBK 10 ปีที่แล้ว +82

    At 2:30 there are three glasses of water on top of a tv. What person would put liquids on an tv set?

    • @melissan6360
      @melissan6360 10 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      um...everyone?

    • @KillerOrca
      @KillerOrca 10 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Dynamiklol The bigger question, WHY DOES NO ONE TAKE THEM OFF.

    • @RX552VBK
      @RX552VBK 10 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Melissa Niemiec You put glasses of water on your tv? How many electrical fires you've started? UL have online info that explain why that's a good thing to do y'know.

    • @RX552VBK
      @RX552VBK 10 ปีที่แล้ว

      Dynamiklol I didn't think they were retared. The film and the script was retared though!

    • @melissan6360
      @melissan6360 10 ปีที่แล้ว

      Gary Keyes As long as you don't knock them over it's fine.

  • @ColeVecsion
    @ColeVecsion 9 ปีที่แล้ว +42

    hey, hey, hey! negative a sin for having dexter's lab on the tv, c'mon!

    • @fizzelli._.c0s
      @fizzelli._.c0s 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      ColeVecsion THANK YOU!!! I was thinking EXACT same thing!!!

  • @jobywills3619
    @jobywills3619 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    I do like how this movie goes right into the action without any real build up or backstory. It's just bam, action, crop circles, aliens.

  • @jonesfrom9661
    @jonesfrom9661 8 ปีที่แล้ว +36

    12:55
    Aliens with advanced technology have trouble wit pantry doors
    +1,000,000,000,000 sins

    • @thatonedudebroman3599
      @thatonedudebroman3599 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      they have trouble with doors because they were born on a spaceship im guessing they didn't use doors ever

    • @vnikyt
      @vnikyt 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      that one dude bro man Yeah, but they're 1. still smart enough to figure out interstellar space travel and 2. able to figure out doors when Mad Max and family were in the basement

    • @thatonedudebroman3599
      @thatonedudebroman3599 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      +vnikyt true but they did say that they were adaptable im guessing the closet was the alien/demon first encounter with a door as stupid as that sounds

    • @rhysnichols8608
      @rhysnichols8608 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      It's not so easy with tables jamming the handle and with 2 missing fingers

    • @rhysnichols8608
      @rhysnichols8608 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Shot Into Oblivion
      Yeah the cheeky fucker

  • @niallreid7664
    @niallreid7664 8 ปีที่แล้ว +156

    Christ, even as a kid I remember wanting to punch that cop. Everything out of her mouth just pissed me off.

    • @niallreid7664
      @niallreid7664 8 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Also God help me, this movie is a prime example of a movie that seems smart on face value but the second you start thinking about it it utterly shits the bed and becomes a festering pile of retardation.

    • @Wrathinside
      @Wrathinside 8 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      You mistake it for Prometheus.
      And no, you shouldn't watch it as a Sci-Fi movie, even if it advertised as such. This is a biblical
      eligious movie, and most people distanced from the religion won't even remotely grasp it. Not that it's an advantage, but it is the point of the movie. You can't compare it to some Independence Day.

    • @FernieCanto
      @FernieCanto 8 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      "This is a biblical
      eligious movie, and most people distanced from the religion won't even remotely grasp it."
      I've been a Christian until my mid-20's and I can't grasp any of Shyamalan's hamfisted bullshit.

    • @MasterOfViewership
      @MasterOfViewership 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      *ding*

    • @thegirlinquestion
      @thegirlinquestion 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      why are you all so disgusting about god and women ffs sick fucks

  • @sofielaser2522
    @sofielaser2522 10 ปีที่แล้ว +154

    I found one more sin: No one, absolutely no one, would become a Christian after that experiences.

    • @likeastarbaby
      @likeastarbaby 10 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      you can still believe in aliens and evolution etc. and be a christian, my mum is :)

    • @sofielaser2522
      @sofielaser2522 10 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      likeastarbaby Well. My point was that it's not biblical.

    • @asdasdasdasd7483
      @asdasdasdasd7483 10 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      Craxy Reads sucks that the pope just talked a couple days ago about how the vastness of the universe and the big bang theory do not contradict the christians beliefs :|

    • @sofielaser2522
      @sofielaser2522 10 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Gr8 b8 m8 Think I need to explain myself. I meant that this movie says nothing about the gospel or Jesus Christ or anything. It's only about aliens. And the gospel says nothing at all about aliens. So making the connection, that aliens would confirm the christian belief? Just no. Completely illogical.

    • @asdasdasdasd7483
      @asdasdasdasd7483 10 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Craxy Reads wwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwhat are you talking about? The movie is called signs because God sent Mel Gibson's character signs during the past years so he could be ready and save his family. Its not about the alien signs, its about god's signs sent to a man who lost his fate

  • @SparrowwithaMachinegun
    @SparrowwithaMachinegun 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    "He's the reason you can fit the whole family in this shot"
    The laugh this got from me was so evil my neighbors must think I'm plotting to take down Superman.

  • @Novakane78
    @Novakane78 10 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    I am a 911 dispatcher and Sin 76 is WRONG ....I get 3rd party calls from husbands and mothers who's wife or kids heard a noise and called them instead of 9 -1 -1 ALL THE FREAKIN TIME - heck once a woman heard someone breaking into her house and called her husband ..THAT WAS STATIONED IN TURKEY....I mean she had to dial 12 freakin numbers to get him...then he called us

    • @plaham7288
      @plaham7288 10 ปีที่แล้ว

      That person made the wrong choice. Snapping branch? Yes. House invasion? No.

    • @Novakane78
      @Novakane78 10 ปีที่แล้ว

      miles graham sad part is ...it happens all the time ....I gripe about it alot and my ex wife did it once...called my at work to tell me she heard someone in the yard....I lived in the next county over from where I worked so she was totally out of my jurisdiction so I told her to call 911 from the home phone and summon Flip (our pitbull/boxer mix)

    • @Novakane78
      @Novakane78 10 ปีที่แล้ว

      Johnathan List LOL - nah - they call who they feel is their personal protector

  • @TheRumpletiltskin
    @TheRumpletiltskin 10 ปีที่แล้ว +172

    Missed a Sin:
    Fights aliens and still believes in god.

    • @andimaddisongreen8265
      @andimaddisongreen8265 10 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Hahahaha

    • @ragna120k
      @ragna120k 10 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      that is true. aliens do negate the existence of a god. Unless aliens visited earth before and humans thought aliens = gods.

    • @aquatictoaster
      @aquatictoaster 10 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      ragna120k Only negate existence of a very narrow look at judeo christian god.

    • @DanielRichards644
      @DanielRichards644 10 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      ragna120k only negates a very, very narrow look at Christianity, the bible says God made the heavens (outer space) and the Earth and that Man was made in him image, it does NOT say this is the only planet he created life on, no that is human arrogance that makes us believe that because we where created in his image that we must be the most intelligent life and the only planet life was created on. Maybe it's just me but I think Genesis 1 sounds somewhat like the description of the expanding universe following the "big bang" as scientists call it, Science and Religion don't have to be mutually exclusive.

    • @TheKeyser94
      @TheKeyser94 10 ปีที่แล้ว

      DanielRichards644 That is the same excuse that the elder used to control the population in ancient times saying that "God" was in a cave, only that one smart fellow enter to the cave and find nothing, and tell the others. What you think that happen with the elders? Now people had gone to space, and not find any god there, is a miracle that the religious leaders still had a find a way to control their followers.

  • @erintoney7137
    @erintoney7137 4 ปีที่แล้ว +255

    Idc what anyone says. Signs is a masterpiece. One of the best jump scares in history was when the alien crossed the screen on tv. I actually screamed with Joaquin Phoenix 😅😅

    • @jeffbaer5851
      @jeffbaer5851 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Yep. A total masterpiece. One scene, about 8 seconds, that wasn't completely ridiculous or horribly acted. I'm in the minority -- STILL a huge Gibson fan, no matter how f**ked up his personal belief system is -- but even Mel Gibson can't zombie-mumble his lines for 2 freaking hours and keep my interest. And Shyamalan is a ripoff hack artist who gets awful performances out of good, decent, and shitty actors alike. (Yes, Sixth Sense was a great freshman effort. Jagged Little Pill was a great album, too, but the rest of Morrisette's music is a yawn-fest of self-indulgence.... kinda like Shyamalan's career!!!)
      Y'know how people say you can't enjoy "Dark Side of the Moon" unless you're stoned? Well, unless you are OD'ing on benzos, it's really hard to enjoy people being quietly curious and cautiously unsure and vaguely wary and unenthusiastically frank and MONOTONE MONOTONE MONOTONE MONOTONE MONOTONE MONOTONE MONOTONE..........
      Admittedly, with the NOTABLE exception of that jump-scare moment. That moment was pretty epic... set up by 60 minutes of "we haven't seen ANYTHING" and then paid off in a Handycam shot... you betcha that was well-executed.
      But "A MASTERPIECE"????? As Jeremy would say, 'Hahahahahahahahaha' dingdingdingdingdingdingdingding.

    • @erintoney7137
      @erintoney7137 4 ปีที่แล้ว +55

      @@jeffbaer5851 This wall of useless text where nothing of substance was said could have been whittled down to a simple “I disagree.”

    • @williamanthony9090
      @williamanthony9090 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@erintoney7137 - For whatever it's worth, I agree with you. I think it's a masterpiece as well.

    • @bonniehowell4259
      @bonniehowell4259 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I love this movie and will admit that when I first saw this in a theater, I jumped out of my seat at the birthday scene.
      My only problem with it is the CGI alien and the fact that an intelligent species would attack a planet that's mostly made up of an element that kills them.

    • @austinbridges7928
      @austinbridges7928 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@bonniehowell4259 I've always considered the theory that the aliens didn't have water on their planet so why would they care if we did? They may not have been aware of it.

  • @GuitarLessonsBobbyCrispy
    @GuitarLessonsBobbyCrispy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +58

    I really enjoyed this movie, but thought it was very mean of them to keep their dog Isabelle locked up in the barn while they barricaded themselves in the house. They had plenty of time bring the dog in. Whey would they leave her alone in the barn just to be attacked by aliens?

    • @heatherninneman558
      @heatherninneman558 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      The problem is they didn't know how she would react... Judging by what happened to the other dog..because of the effects that alien invasion was having on dogs that dog could have turned on them at any moment it wasn't safe for them to have her with them.

    • @bilbobaggins2235
      @bilbobaggins2235 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      When she starts barking and they find out they are attacking the boy even says we forgot Isabelle. It’s not like they knew for sure when the alien invasion would start

    • @ryeguy7941
      @ryeguy7941 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I thought they forgot her outside.

    • @tonyabrookes9931
      @tonyabrookes9931 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      They were concerned she would possibly attack one of them like the other dog did...

  • @CLuvTV
    @CLuvTV 5 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    The guy who will fall asleep at the wheel during Last Airbender"..........that was so clever i'll remove 100 sins

  • @bicyceshadowmasters
    @bicyceshadowmasters 9 ปีที่แล้ว +206

    The kids from the footage are not Spanish and they are not speaking spanish, they are Brazilian, and they're speaking Portuguese. So, that's racist! I'm gonna sin you right there.

    • @bicyceshadowmasters
      @bicyceshadowmasters 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      +rdchili69 Excuse me?

    • @yukosaturno
      @yukosaturno 9 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      João Pereira como se eles soubessem falar inglês e/ou os carros fossem daquele jeito nos anos 80-90...
      eu colocaria fácil mais uns 20 sins ali.....

    • @teargasmuffinz6657
      @teargasmuffinz6657 9 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      João Pereira that means cinemasins get 2 sins because the guy spoke spanish to Brazilians!

    • @TeamMastaPr2
      @TeamMastaPr2 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      João Pereira I was about to point that out, but discovered your comment in time.

    • @thedeepspacevoid
      @thedeepspacevoid 9 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      João Pereira brazil is a race of people?

  • @CaitieLou
    @CaitieLou 9 ปีที่แล้ว +114

    6:29 What the fuck are Merrell and Mel Gibson doing with their hands on their knees? That is like the most unnatural sitting on a couch pose ever. Nobody sits like that.

    • @dougstahlen5397
      @dougstahlen5397 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      People I know do. It's NO BIG DEAL!

    • @teriscanlon3071
      @teriscanlon3071 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      I think it's supposed to be one of those "I'm shocked so I'm just sitting here weirdly" kind of poses?

    • @emiewooo
      @emiewooo 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      CaitieLou I do and it's Merrill and his real name is Joaquin Phoenix

  • @lou.thorman
    @lou.thorman 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    5:35
    Woundering where I'd seen that guy before, and then it hit me.
    You wouldn't get it..

  • @Condor-dq8vo
    @Condor-dq8vo 9 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    1:57 Damn, that alien is so dark, I can't hardly see it. Before it was so dark that I didn't think it was actually an alien, I originally thought that it was just a part of the night sky. I had to pause it, make it full screen, get full brightness, and even close my blinds to get rid of all the reflections and then look quite hard before I realized what it was. I certainly couldn't have seen that thing from just a quick glimpse, the way the movie showed it. They should have had some moonlight to help us see it better. If that wasn't enough for some, they could have also had Gibson shine a flashlight at it to insure that the audience saw the alien.
    At first, I actually thought Gibson was looking at the the chimney

    • @shizukagozen777
      @shizukagozen777 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      SkyGuy 10
      I swear that in the movie the shadow of the alien is much more visible. The quality of this video is just shit.

  • @thejoker9195
    @thejoker9195 6 ปีที่แล้ว +43

    Say what you will about the movie, but the soundtrack is breathtaking, in every way.

    • @MaCabaret
      @MaCabaret 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      James Newton Howard’s scores are the one consistently great part of Shymalan’s films

  • @IveGotToast
    @IveGotToast 10 ปีที่แล้ว +69

    Yeah yeah yeah...the whole water thing doesn't make sense...but this movie is still fucking awesome.

    • @TheKeyser94
      @TheKeyser94 10 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      If you are willing to turn off your brain.

    • @IveGotToast
      @IveGotToast 10 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      TheKeyser94 Fight Club, The Dark Knight, Inception. There's plenty of great movies that are chocked full of plot holes that you need to turn your brain off to enjoy.

    • @TheKeyser94
      @TheKeyser94 10 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      IveGotToast Only that the movies that you mention it have actually a clever plot, one thing is that a movie have plot hole, other is that the movie is completely stupid and ridiculous that you need to turn off your brain to enjoy it. And the movies that you mention you actually need to pay attention to the plot to understand them, you need to turn on your brain.

    • @IveGotToast
      @IveGotToast 10 ปีที่แล้ว

      TheKeyser94 Ok.

    • @cryvsspy
      @cryvsspy 10 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Terrible, unwatchable movie is what you mean

  • @G32hero
    @G32hero 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    This movie scarred me as a child and literally watching this has the hairs on my neck standing up

  • @altromonte15
    @altromonte15 10 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    What was the plan of the aliens again? "Go to Earth where 70% of the surface and most of the creature living there are water, the thing that kill us, make random holes in their crop fields, jump on the roof of a random house, than land and walk towards humans in a menacing without any real way or reason to hurt them."?
    what would have happened if the aliens had reached them in the house? they had no weapons or even claws or big muscles, did they plan to punch every human on the planet to death?

    • @enderzilla747orleomiranda8
      @enderzilla747orleomiranda8 10 ปีที่แล้ว

      NO, they planned to scream us to death while we are killing them so NO ONE wins

    • @MikkiSistermans
      @MikkiSistermans 10 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Maybe they just wanted to be loved..

    • @Cyprienroche
      @Cyprienroche 10 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      "hey had no weapons or even claws or big muscles,"
      They did have poison though.

    • @crappyusername69
      @crappyusername69 10 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Randall Flagg Yeah so do we by that logic. You can piss or bleed on the alien for an even more effective weapon then their poison. And they knew our bodies had the more lethal attack towards them. So again what was their plan?

    • @AlkisGD
      @AlkisGD 10 ปีที่แล้ว

      Randall Flagg - I wonder why they expected their poison to work on humans? I mean, we need water to survive and it burns them to death, but their poison spray is a different story? I wonder what kind of organisms they used it on at their home planet.

  • @paulofrota3958
    @paulofrota3958 9 ปีที่แล้ว +31

    10:15... The kids are NOT SPANISH, the video takes place in Brazil... they don't speak Spanish, they speak a lousy Portuguese (with the wrong accent). So that's much more racist than you think.

    • @shizukagozen777
      @shizukagozen777 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Paulo Frota
      You're such a snowflake for being butthurt because of that Mr "Paulo Frota".

  • @rafaelmduarte
    @rafaelmduarte 10 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    In the scene with the "Spanish kids", the newscaster actually announces it is in the city of Passo Fundo, Brazil. The language in Brazil is Portuguese, not Spanish. No one speaks Spanish in Brazil and very few speak English.

    • @Redmailnet
      @Redmailnet 10 ปีที่แล้ว

      Puta merda! ahaha O meu nome é exactamente igual ao seu e vim precisamente comentar o mesmo!
      Abraço!

    • @rafaelmduarte
      @rafaelmduarte 10 ปีที่แล้ว

      Nossa, que bizarro! hehe

    • @cameronmacdonald8394
      @cameronmacdonald8394 10 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Logo que ele disse "Spanish," eu vim aqui pra ver quem diria que era Português haha

    • @eileenforman4325
      @eileenforman4325 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      I wouldn't say noone speaks spanish in brazil it's just not the official language

    • @SirGeeSantos
      @SirGeeSantos 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      Rafael Duarte mas da pra perdoar, porque a criança falando em inglês foi foda. pqp, pq ela ia falar em inglês? kkkkkkkk

  • @nikokeefe
    @nikokeefe 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    First time I watched this movie was 2002 in the living room of my friends house. I and my two friends were in 2nd grade, cuddled up on a recliner in the middle of the night screaming at every jump scare and sighting of an alien. It is a vivid memory and a time when I thought scary movies were real.

  • @Chimcharlover13
    @Chimcharlover13 10 ปีที่แล้ว +37

    Darn, I knew you'd do this one eventually. This is probably one of my most favorite movies ever. At least in my top 10 of all-time. Why? Because it's what I kinda think of when I think of scary. The atmosphere. You don't have to SEE things all the time, so long as the atmosphere and the tension building up to it works. Kinda like what Alien apparently did so well. Anyway, Nostalgia Critic and others ripped this movie to shreds, and that really bothers me. Yes, I can easily see all the sins and "problems", but...I don't know. I just really love it, and I don't think it's a bad movie. If you want a bad Shyamalan movie, then do Lady In The Water. I wanted to like that movie SO much, but...damn. Just do it and you'll understand. As for Signs...I love it. Always will! Proud!

    • @TheKeyser94
      @TheKeyser94 10 ปีที่แล้ว

      I still like The Sixth Sense and Unbreakable, never the less, even as teenager I find this movie ridiculous, even that have some good jump scares, everything that Shyamalan did after Unbreakable is terrible, horrible and incredible ridiculous.

    • @RenegadeShepTheSpacer
      @RenegadeShepTheSpacer 10 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      TheKeyser94 Who cares if you're a teenager? Your comments under this video are just leading me to think you really are pretentious. First you call someone stupid (twice) for voicing an opinion, and now you act as though your own opinion is gospel? Jog on.

    • @TheKeyser94
      @TheKeyser94 10 ปีที่แล้ว

      Nicholas The White of Arnor You don't known the meaning of "even as", that mean that not a teenager anymore, I nearly thirty now.

    • @davidmezrahy3007
      @davidmezrahy3007 10 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      TheKeyser94 grammar.reverso.net/A_3_past_tense.shtml

    • @GormGear
      @GormGear 10 ปีที่แล้ว

      ***** ikr, I don't know how it has that effect with such simple footage and no major jump scare

  • @theflagrespawns7695
    @theflagrespawns7695 9 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    Loved the sin for "Aliens have the same weakness as the Aliens in 'Signs'"!

  • @isalegal
    @isalegal 9 ปีที่แล้ว +50

    not spanish but brazilian portuguese so you are wrong

  • @robertkelly8191
    @robertkelly8191 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    My god this movie scared me like nothing else. Kinda the first real adult horror movie I watched. The hand under the door still creeps me tf out

    • @bonniehowell9206
      @bonniehowell9206 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Same. I remember going to see Signs when it was released in theaters and my boyfriend thought it was hilarious how I jumped out of my seat during that scene where they were filming the birthday party and an alien walked across the road.

  • @PhantomofDB
    @PhantomofDB 10 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    You missed the #1 sin, that water vapor is always in the air so the Aliens could never set foot on this planet with a deathly reaction to H20 anyway!

  • @cadem.1017
    @cadem.1017 6 ปีที่แล้ว +106

    This might legitimately be the most underrated movie ever honestly

    • @yngturk734
      @yngturk734 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @UCULbO71rGxTpRhKHNwBCGGA fuck you talking about?

    • @jasonwebb1882
      @jasonwebb1882 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I can agree with that but I think Blade 2 is also way underrated.

    • @henrlima87
      @henrlima87 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Yeah its a cool movie. But you can see the ex machina coming from a mile away.

    • @faceripper77
      @faceripper77 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Its definitely spooky. The impending doom you feel when theyre having their “last meal” in the boarded up house is an example of why this movies so good.

    • @adamsbriee6330
      @adamsbriee6330 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@henrlima87 but the whole point of the movie is to see signs like that

  • @CJGames2018
    @CJGames2018 9 ปีที่แล้ว +36

    There needs to be at least 100 extra sins for that "Toes licked by beautiful women" comment from that general

    • @a-aron691
      @a-aron691 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      It makes me want to roll up in a ball

    • @MaCabaret
      @MaCabaret 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      You've obviously never had your toes licked by beautiful women.

  • @Thereison
    @Thereison ปีที่แล้ว +1

    "He's the reason you can fit the whole family in the doorframe shot" - jesus that was cold and hilarious

  • @failpip4235
    @failpip4235 10 ปีที่แล้ว +85

    I can't watch this video again
    It's not that I don't like it. It's just there's a high pitched sound going on throughout the video.
    It causes my massive headaches
    A shame since I like this video

    • @AmazingAntman941
      @AmazingAntman941 10 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      I heard the same thing and thought i was going crazy

    • @catcage985
      @catcage985 10 ปีที่แล้ว

      I didn't notice the noise until I saw your comment.
      But I guess my headphones are a bit low because the noise wasn't too loud for me to realize it was their.
      Anyways, the noise might be because of your computer, or any kind of ear piece / headphone(s) you might have.

    • @oreo67978
      @oreo67978 10 ปีที่แล้ว

      I didn't realize it until you said it it's bad.

    • @sawyerknight2344
      @sawyerknight2344 10 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Same with me.

    • @PicturesqueGames
      @PicturesqueGames 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      That's an old crt tv sound.

  • @ZombehPanda
    @ZombehPanda 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    I freaking jumped when it skipped to that pantry scene.

  • @StubbornProgrammer
    @StubbornProgrammer 10 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    Here's what broke this movie for me more than anything else:
    These guys mastered interstellar travel so they could run around completely naked on a planet that will rain what is equivalent to acid on them.
    These guys aren't looking for slave labor, they're super-intelligent masochists looking for a new thrill!

    • @aeiouy7708
      @aeiouy7708 10 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      What a thrill
      With darkness and silence through the night

    • @rokkysox
      @rokkysox 10 ปีที่แล้ว

      Aeio Uy What a thrill
      I'm searching and I'll melt into you
      What a fear in my heart
      But you're so supreme!
      DUN-NUH-NUH-NUUH!

    • @ThatOneNidaleePlayer
      @ThatOneNidaleePlayer 10 ปีที่แล้ว

      rokkysox I'd give my life
      Not for honour
      BUT FOR YOUUUUUU

    • @Majima_Nowhere
      @Majima_Nowhere 10 ปีที่แล้ว

      Samir Almustafa In my TIIIIIIIME
      There'll be NOOO ONE EEEEELSE

    • @aeiouy7708
      @aeiouy7708 10 ปีที่แล้ว

      CRIIIIIME
      IT'S THE WAY I'VE LIED TO YOOOOOOU
      I'M STIIIIIIIIL IN A DREAAAAAM
      SNAKE EATER

  • @rat4992
    @rat4992 13 วันที่ผ่านมา

    6:07 this description about falling asleep during avatar TLA is the funniest and most underrated joke you’ve ever made

  • @anafmujeeb8689
    @anafmujeeb8689 10 ปีที่แล้ว +133

    Who's ready to forgive M.Night Shyamalan for ruining Avatar. Nope. Not me.

    • @h0m3st4r
      @h0m3st4r 10 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Fortunately, he didn't ruin Avatar enough for The Legend of Korra to be unable to salvage it.

    • @baklazan777
      @baklazan777 10 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      h0m3st4r Eh, Legend of Korra isn't bad but it doesn't live up to it's predecessor

    • @NomastiAfricanWarlord
      @NomastiAfricanWarlord 10 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      baklazan777 That's unfair, NOTHING will ever live up to the Avatar: Last Airbender. You can't keep comparing it to that. Legend of Korra is a great show on it's own and it's a decent enough sequel to The Last Airbender.

    • @baklazan777
      @baklazan777 10 ปีที่แล้ว

      Jack Sander I disagree. Avatar was a great show but it's had its flaws. There's so much that you could do with that universe that would just make something better. The problem is Korra has way more flaws and the only thing good about that show is animation imo. I do love the fight scenes in that but I absolutely hate most of the characters. I was trying to think of one that I like but even the old Toph isn't fun anymore and that was my favourite character in TLA.
      Also, the show is trying to be more "grown-up" but nothing is ever final, in the 3 seasons there were very little actual conflicts that I could care about and barely any character change.
      I do want a new show in the bending world since I really like the lore and the universe but no more of that "Hey, you know those 4 people that can challenge the world on their own? Let's spend incredible amounts of money to build impossible prisons isntead of, you know, executing them".

    • @UsonoHoushi
      @UsonoHoushi 10 ปีที่แล้ว

      Once your a fan of avatar the series, not even Shyamlan can change that. He just made a terrible movie from an awesome show that is better at giving subtle exposition and lively characters with diverse characteristic.
      The movie's, bad but you'd still watch the show. Probably as a remedy after watching the movie...

  • @pennyjack2
    @pennyjack2 9 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    This makes me want to watch dexters lab, again

    • @brickbtb
      @brickbtb 9 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      ***** Kurt, more like butthurt...

    • @supersonicguy556
      @supersonicguy556 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      ***** See, I'm not a brony, but I don't just see people and start yelling about how they're the worst people ever. All they did was leave two comments. If they had done something, I could at least understand where you were coming from, but ffs man, they did nothing. It's just hating people for no reason. It's like going to the park and seeing a group of African Americans and saying "LOOK'A THESE BLACKS TEARING UP OUR BEAUTIFUL UNITED STATES", it's unwarranted.

    • @reallifewalrus9775
      @reallifewalrus9775 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      ***** I find it funny how the guy that has a problem with guys watching kids shows not only watched but liked Barbie: A Fairy Secret

    • @supersonicguy556
      @supersonicguy556 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      ***** Hey, reply to my last comment. Seriously, do it. I wanna hear what you've got to say on the matter.
      Just in care you're lazy, however, I've copied the entire thing below. (I've made a few grammatical edits because I had a few slight errors before.)
      "See, I'm not a brony, but I don't tend to see people and start yelling about how they're the worst people ever. All they did was leave two comments. If they had done something, I could at least understand where you were coming from, but ffs man, they did nothing. It's just hating people for no reason. It's like going to the park and seeing a group of African Americans and saying "LOOK'A THESE BLACKS TEARING UP OUR BEAUTIFUL UNITED STATES", it's unwarranted."

    • @supersonicguy556
      @supersonicguy556 9 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      ***** What i'm trying to say is that he did nothing to bother you except for make a comment, and just yelling out random offensive shit at him for doing so is absolutely unwarranted and insensitive.
      Or at the very least, it's annoying. Dislike things, sure, but don't cry about it on the internet, jesus christ.

  • @helenaalva8340
    @helenaalva8340 9 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Signs is in my top 5 favorite movies, but you do make some good points

  • @DTMBYLEZ70
    @DTMBYLEZ70 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Barricade the doors and windows? What farmer doesn’t have a goddam shotgun???