Everything Wrong With Signs In 16 Minutes Or Less
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 29 ต.ค. 2014
- M. Night Shyamalan made a couple good movies, then he made a bunch of crap. Most people believe Signs to be the turning point... his movie that is both good and crap all mixed together. Regardless, we went looking for sins, and boy did we ever find some.
Next week: Something timely, and something time-travel-related.
Remember, no movie is without sin. Which movie's sins do YOU want to see recounted?
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That moment where you binge watch too many of these, and start to hear this guy's voice sarcastically narrate everything you do.
Monad Rymael -- OMG!😂😂😂 TOO TRUE, Dude! Too true!
Is it weird that I when I watch movies now i do so with this guys voice narrating the movie
"Hey, asshole. You know why you feel like sh*t all day? Coffee isn't a meal. Get yourself some corn flakes, yo!"
@@glarynth Everytime someone mocks a film I hear it in his voice.
Oh I don't just hear his voice narrating the movie, I actually have started picking up on things, and pointing them out. Let me tell ya that pisses my family off to no end.
For years I was under the impression that I had seen Signs. But I was remembering Scary Movie 3. God.
Thomas McIntosh hahaha
no, scary movie 3 had George Carlin so they get a pass on anything they have done or will do.
ok and I though I was bad I confused it with Sixth Sense which I had confused that movie with the Fifth Element before lol
Thomas McIntosh YESS
Thomas McIntosh LOL SAME
You missed the best thing in the whole movie, Mel Gibson screaming "I'm going insane with anger"... Now that's foreshadowing
What I never understood is why God had to kill Mel Gibson’s wife just so he could tell Joaquin Phoenix to use a baseball bat to knock over the water to kill the alien. Can’t you just pick up the glasses of water and throw them at the alien or realize to use the bat through common sense? God must think these people are stupid and have no critical thinking skills. Cinema sins should’ve said “God is a dick” for killing his wife just to tell them to do something so unbelievably obvious
vgames89 Maybe her death was unrelated and God just used that moment to convey a message that would be helpful, but not absolutely necessary later.
When I watched signs I couldn't stop laughing at that.
Sure he’s a laughing stock now, but I’d be fine with that as I bathed in Cristal and could buy and sell you...
Kathleen Kennedy....that explains a lot.
“They mastered space travel, but they can’t open doors?”
-Quote from Scary Movie 3
Dakka Dakka Dude Dumbass aliens
Cinema sins need to finally make videos on the scary movie franchise
"If only I hadn't killed that hooker."
I agree with the Nostalgia Critic: "You did it. You made Charlie Sheen right about something!!"
Colonel Kablooey I mean some of that’s explained. They don’t use weapons because they’re afraid of nuclear retaliation. And the leading theory is that they invade a planet covered in water because they’re desperate, and dying. As for the doors, I’ve got nothing on that one
Remove one sin. A child will ask their parents where the remote is even if it's lying in front of said child's nose, because children.
Plus remove the sin about the big brother being a dick to little sister RE taping over her ballet recital. Pretty accurate portrayal of sibling dynamics right there.
Duncan Cole bruh he commented this a year ago, why you here?
Shot Into Oblivion 2 weeks or a year?
Shot Into Oblivion bruh, harassment? Do you have half of a brain?
Someone needs to watch ‘cinema sins’ sins...
"See that planet? We're invading THAT ONE."
"Uh, sir, our sensors indicate that that planet is 75%-"
"WE'RE INVADING THAT ONE."
"S-sir..."
"THAT ONE, JIM."
Sir, the invasion has failed...
Goddamn it, Jim! You had one fucking job.
2 days after this Jim killed the commander and then threw himself into the sea and was never seen again
The remaining invaders built a new spaceship and went to attack Mars.
You had one job, Jim. One fucking job.
Oh my got I'm laughing so hard
“Don’t open my pantry, Father. I found the screenplay for The Last Airbender in there and locked it in.”
Well played,sir.
😅😅😅😅😅
Come on 🤣
But he went back and got it!!
So he created Avatar? What a twist!
I love in scary movie 3 when the cop lady's hat brim keeps getting wider. Good times this reminded me of.
Blood Feast Island Man I’ve always thought that was amazing too
That was hilarious XD love that movie.
Watch the donut. It's not going in my mouth, but the hot dog goes somewhere.
Cinema sins need to make videos on those movies
@@hulksmash3429 yes!!
"He's the reason you can fit the whole family in a doorframe shot, hon." is one of the funniest things I've ever seen on here, holy shit
babyBELUGAr -- And it STILL IS! I personally, loved, "What?! F*cking What?!?!!.........."
Theo Bendit -- SIGHHHH!!
best line!! lol
I laughed hard too lol
was gonna write this exact comment.
Here's a major plot hole and sin for you:
If the aliens are vulnerable to water... how are they not affected by the humidity in the air? Today's humidity in Bucks County is 48%, India is averaging 40%, and 88% in Passo Fundo where the home video with the kids was from. I say that would at least cause some sort of skin rash or breathing issues for a wrist pissing alien.
The percentage is still really small mass wise. Concentration is everything. Air is 1000 times less dense than water, it can't hold that much of it. The percentage is based on the maximum.
for the same reason why air doesn't kill us, but if we quadruple the amount of oxygen we'll drop dead
Totally agree i thought the same thing.
Stanley Terrell Anderson II So going off that... you're saying getting pepper sprayed won't have any reaction in comparison to having ghost pepper extract poured on your skin?
I know that's a silly comparison, but water to these creatures had a burning effect as an acidic compound would to a human.
*****
do you realise that our atmosphere contains things very toxic and acidic to us, and yet we don't burn each time we touch the air? Because a. there is very little of it b. air has a different structure than say, a liquid
Add a sin for Graham not showing a believable amount of compassion when his son just killed their dog.
Did you not notice how he was acting towards everything else. He was pretty broken and unemotional
Country folk are more desensitized to life/death situations. When you see more, you feel less.
Fr I was like wtf??? When they heard their other dog get brutally murdered outside too even the kids didn’t care at all😂😂😂 With a cold emotionless father you’d think the kids probably leaned on the dogs for emotional support, but I guess M Night just said fuck it
@@duffal0that is not uncommon. Depending on how a person deals with shock, fear, and adrenaline you can completely shut down emotionally and being the adult around children you have to keep it together to keep the kids in a calmer/ slightly more relaxed state of mind otherwise your just going to add more panic and fear
"The aliens have the same weakness as the aliens in Sign."
Priceless.
I don’t get it
@@bip3937 in other videos he says it a lot referencing this movie
I watched this video because I noticed that he says that a lot in other ones lol
I think.he got mixed up with war of the worlds
Meta
Ya know what I loved abt this movie? The looks on their faces, through the entire movie basically. The wide eyed deer in headlights, complete shock. Paired with the monotone way everyone speaks to each other in it. Its just great.
are we just gonna skip over the fact that our air contains water vapor and the aliens insides would have melted the moment they stepped off the ship.
Ashley Cross that moment when the science side of tumblr finds youtube
CheerBeautyAndBows or anyone with half a brain and a 3rd grade education?
+CheerBeautyAndBobs science is logic, tumblr is the anithesis of logic and knowledge.
+Ashley Cross That is the same saying sulfuric acid should kill us, just by breathing the nowday air we breath.
XZCSADCSADC SADDSAD except there is a lot more water in the air than acid
No sin for creepy recruitment guy talking about getting his toes licked?
Don’t knock it til you’ve tried it
War is hell
War were declared.
@@thisismagacountry1318 War, war never changes.
Check out his hands. Creepy recruitment guy has a terrible case of arthritis!
J. Phoenix is brilliant in this film. Quiet yet understated. And i love the scene when he's sitting with the foil hat on with the kids 😂
Well Britain would be safe, it rains all the time here. Like right now for instance.
So would Ireland
And Oregon
Yep I feel sorry for those ones that invaded Wakefield.
Britain would definitely be safe
As would The Netherlands
I don't find it odd that they'd visit a planet that's 70% deadly to them since we visit the Moon which is 100% deadly for us. It's only odd that they don't wear space suits.
If the moon was 100% percent deadly to us, then why did the people that went there did not die.
Without a suit. It's 100% deadly without a suit. and the Aliens were naked. Which means they went to a planet 70% deadly to them with absolutely no protective gear at all.
...100% genuine when I say this: You just blew my freakin mind, dude.
Yea, but we're not trying to inhabit the moon either
Also who's to say they were naked, sure they look naked but who tf knows for sure
"Why don't you just make a movie called im awesome and call it a day."
He did. It's called lady in the water
I said exactly that to my husband lol
I literally have no idea what happened in that movie
@Graciela Montano lmao
Oh god, that movie was insane! I lost it at that "kid predicts the future by staring at cereal boxes" nonsense. Also, Narf.
Big sin you missed:
The aliens came to harvest humans, but water is like acid to them.... what is the human body 90% comprised of? WATER!!!
We'd be toxic to them.
Maybe they were going to make jerky.
Or maybe they were harvesting humans for hybridization. So they would be able to be tolerate water.
@Dakka Dakka Dude they should've had the aliens be allergic to oxygen and only if it's breathed in.
@Dakka Dakka Dude hey, at least it's better than the aliens dying the second they step outside their spaceship.
Well, at least I'd be safe. If it ever happens, come to England. They can't survive a week here.
Water is deadly to these aliens, but the water vapor in the air isn't?
ding
+merc marc : A drop of liquid nitrogen will burn your skin, but we are safe from our atmosphere which has 70% Nitrogen.
Exactly! They should've died the second they left their ships!
Isn't that because of the extremely low temperature of liquid nitrogen? I mean, the damage comes about as a result of how cold it is, the fact that it happens to be nitrogen is immaterial. Anything that cold would obviously damage human flesh, but in the movie, its not the temperature of the water that fucks up the aliens, it's the fact that it's water. So even if it was vapour, which is closer to a liquid than a gas like nitrogen anyway, it would still kill them or at least act as an irritant, you'd think.
That's why they say the aliens started retreating for no apparent reason before the final scene, the vapor probably took a while to affect them, and these aliens were kind of just leftovers
Okay you put a Pulp Fiction reference in almost every single video. We need to see that movie sinned.
What about Field Of Dreams?
+TheoneandonlyCrowMan Yeah, "He will strike down upon thee with Die Hard with a Vengeance and Nick furious anger". DING.
+TheoneandonlyCrowMan I hope it comes very VERY soon
+00411392 I agree. If Jeremy sinned only bad movies, he'd probably run out of shit to sin and have nothing to do (on this channel, anyways).
Damn those Female Scandinavian Olympians! Those hooligans are always getting on my roof
The 'jump scare' at 1:59 always went over my head when I saw this movie. Because of the lighting and where my eyes are drawn in the quick shot, I never caught what was so DUN DUN DUNNNN about it until I actually had to pause and inspect the frame to see what I was missing.
Same. I used to watch it on an old portable dvd player and the resolution wasn’t high enough to see the dark shape of the alien against the black sky.
Same here! Loved this movie growing up. It must of been on my 3rd or fourth viewing that I finally noticed you could actually see the alien on the roof.
"he's the reason you can fit the whole family in the doorway shot"
Brutal
Evil. Plain evil. And I love it.
i dont get it
@@tyler-qe7ls it's the director they saw
Aliens Can:
- Create technology that *flies them across the universe*
- Coordinate massive planetwide invasion
- Have probably done this before
And yet, Aliens:
- Didn't realize earth had water? like 80% of its surface was water and it occasionally falls from the sky? This never came up during a strategy meeting before the invasion?
- Don't have basic spacesuits to deal with said water and environment
- Are apparently unarmed invaders, yet not particularly or even slightly talented at fighting
- Can't even beat a small farmhouse, or properly defeat that grand and unstoppable human technology, doors.
- Rely almost solely on a poison, that could easily be beaten by a damn gas mask or a lucky asthma attack
- Seriously, they didn't use weapons. How the hell do you take over or enslave anything without weapons, when you're literally as lame as, if not lamer than humans? Without our weapons, we're literally one of the weakest creatures on the planet!
These are just the easiest simplest things to call out about this 4 hour travesty. The aliens from "Mars Attacks!" were more believable and scary than these things. No amount of artificial suspense of cheesy god dialogue makes these lame aliens scary. Heck, we have many very moist climates around the planet. How could they even invade the large swahs of our planet that are humid by climate? Why did they not have spacesuits!? Hell, a 10$ raincoat from a walmart could at least provide them 50-60% protection against water!
My theory is that this wasn't an invasion at all, it was a mass alien suicide and the idiots in this movie misunderstood that and thought they actually won. I can't believe for a second you can fly across the universe, and not have invented clothing or a damn doppler radar yet!
I read all of that in the CinemaSins' narrator's voice.
hahaha best comment ever!
May be they had a really good plan, something so incredible that we can't understand....but some idiot did "LEROY JENKINS!!" and fucked all.
Or Shyamalan doesn't read his plot.
***** LMAOO
Maybe this alien species is using Earth as a prison colony, kind of like how England dumped their prisoners in Australia. That will explain how it seems their advanced technology was ignored. All the aliens in the movie were convicted and sentenced to live on a harsh water covered planet without any weapons. Just a theory...
"These aliens have the same weakness as the aliens in Signs." WTF?!? Hahahaha! That killed me.
Same
Did he mean War of The World with Tom Cruise or was that a joke I didnt get???🤔🤔🤔
@@squarebear619 It's a Cinemasins running gag.
@@MrSatantheSinner what's the gag
@@skeletoncreek6446 it's one of the things he says all the time like "the prometheus school of running away from things".
10:20 legit gave me crazy chills though, especially the first watch as a kid, I'll never forget it lmao
The music and the way the kid says “it’s behind” gets me keyed up every time and the delivery is perfect. My whole family jumped clean out of their chairs the first time we saw that part.
Also that’s in Brazil, all the kids are speaking portuguese and not spanish. Add 1 sin to CinemaSins
No sin for 'Getting your toes licked by beautiful women'?
+TheUbberman
hahahahhahahahahaahhahahahahaa
Kostas IKR. who the fuck says THAT
Well it looks like two people have now said that
lol yeah, a regular tarantino but tarantino would be a fan of giving the ladies what the general was talking about there lmao xD
LOL -- M. Night Shamalan must have a real foot fetish. (Guess we can count ourselves lucky he didn't play it out in his extended "cameo" role!)
I haven't watched this movie in a thousand years so this idea could very well have actually been in it, but I think an interesting explanation for the daughter always wanting a glass of water is because she's traumatized by losing her mother and asks for water as an excuse to make sure her dad's still alive.
Grace I saw it as a reassurance thing too. Making sure someone is still there to care for her.
@@vampiraJ Implying females of any age need some external reason to be passive aggressive and manipulate men.
The trauma however does work to explain the 'ominous juvenile flat affect' which nobody in her immediate vicinity notices but we do, letting us know that she is wiser than her years or able to perceive things which her adult guardians cannot.
@@guyincognito320 Shes not being *manipulative*, shes a *child*. I did the same thing to my dad all the time. Couldnt sleep? Ask for water. Bad dream? Ask for water. Thought I saw something? You guessed it, *ask for water*. Its just a kid thing.
@@schrodingersgay6167 BS that precocious young girls can't be manipulative and passive aggressive. That's an essential aspect of femininity.
@@guyincognito320 Passive aggressive, yes. Women tend to be smaller, so often, not as intimidating. I'm not saying women CANT be intimidating, but that's another point entirely. MANIPULATIVE, however, is not an essential aspect of femininity. I have 4 sisters and, if those sisters, exactly ONE is manipulative. Of the groups of friends that I had, approximately 15 girls, 2 were manipulative. My mother had 4 manipulative girlfriends, my sisters 1 or 2 each. I realize that this is only my personal experiences with girls, but saying that EVERY woman is extremely manipulative, makes me think that you just had some reall toxic girlfriends
After having watched quite of few of these CinemaSins videos, I'm getting the impression that this dude doesn't have kids. Or really know anything about kids. Or possibly was ever a kid himself. Because just about every sin he attributes to a kid's action is 100% what a kid would do, or, at least, what my kids do.
Was looking for this and found it.
Kid fails at being a kid for not looking for the remote in the sofa??? You mean, kid excels at being a kid.
Now I can go back to the video, 7 yrs too late
@@lungembolism atleast you accomplish commenting what you felt and thats what matters, and despite cinemasins somethings being unfunny at times there a hell of a lot better than tvsins. TV sins is really unfunny remember that yo!
I always thought that these aliens just didn't have any water where they came from. Therefore they didn't know they had an allergy.
Water is the basic component of life, saying that they don't have water is very stupid.
TheKeyser94 I read through some of the other comments and no. Water is not needed by all lifeforms. Considering these are aliens, who knows what they sustain themselves with.
daffodilZephyr Yeah, you are right about that, never the less, they would be lucky if they evolve for something more advance than a unicellular being. And those animals that now eat this unicellular beings depended before of water before specializing in this.
This is why you study the planet you're intending to invade, not just charge in blindly hoping that their ecosystem is the same as theirs.
daffodilZephyr Name one thing that doen't require water to survive
why would you have to rewrite all science books when aliens appear? Maybe you would have to add a chapter or two.
...and then everything changed when the aliens attacked
the fire aliens
+Hayden Walls Then it would have made sense that water hurts them... but not being stopped by wood...
Xd
Long ago the whole galaxy lived together in harmony. Then ... everything changed when the aliens attacked. Only the glass of water, the stupidest solution in the world, could stop them. But when the world needed him most, he waited for plot convenience. A 106 minutes had passed and the audience discovered the new evil, a director named Shyamalan, and although his directing skills were once great, he still had a lot more plot twists to write before we're ready to stop letting him direct. But he believes ... he can change the world
"The Aliens have the same weakness as the Aliens in Signs."
fuckin hilarious
“The aliens have the same weakness as the aliens in ‘Signs’.”
HA! xD
No "discount Macaulay Culkin" for his little brother in this movie?
THAT'S why they sound the same! I've been wondering a long time, but never bothered to actually check the kid's real name.
I would have added one more sin on the aliens. They were attempting to harvest humans, but water is deadly to them. Why would they harvest a species that is mostly water?
we don't have water sloshing around inside of us. Otherwise we'd move around like a waterbed. It's just water resides in cells.
This movie is definitely inconsistent for sure, but I guess we could surmise that the aliens didn't know they were harmed by water. Maybe they never came across it before or wouldn't they have worn some protective gear like we do when we go to space? Who knows. Never liked this movie.
Why do some humans walk on tightropes to make money as a performer when they can just become a CPA? Why does humanity find interest in the hellscape of Venus, or why do we even think about anything lofty or risky when we haven't yet fully fed, clothed, and educated every last derelict on earth?
One thing lost on reddit atheist types is that this is an extremely religious movie and has nothing to do with aliens. I mean we all admit there are heavily religious themes at play here, but that's not strictly because of bad writing or a lack of subtlety, it's rather that these aliens are literally, actually demons, not co-evolved space travelers. I mean he became a Catholic again after this whole event. If we ever truly confirm that we're far from alone, well there could still certainly be a creator behind it all, but it absolutely eliminates the Trinitarian thesis presented in Scripture, and that is the very thing that this guy eagerly went back to.
The fact that the film used crop circles, which were long deboonked by 2002, is another hint at the true content of the film. M Night was as aware of their deboonked status as anyone else and surely didn't include them to make the prospect of invasion more grounded in the priors of the movie-going masses. Christianity holds that alien abductions are demonic attacks or possessions, a hypothesis with at least as much credence as the other one. But the motivating reason for all the crop circle hoax phenomena in the first place was a generation's preoccupation with outer space and alternative forms of spirituality in the course of the mass civilizational apostasy that took place in the 20th century.
What this amounts to is the inability of the reddit mind to conceive of the supernatural as an agreeable possibility among some people, a thing that occasionally happens, which is well documented throughout history. "Why would demons even try to hurt humans when they know that the holy water they wield in their homes is really corrosive and harmful to them?" is what everyone essentially asks about this movie. Like honestly, why would anyone with malign intentions ever put themselves in harms way to achieve some end? Do you even logic bro? How dumb. What unjustified snark.
@@guyincognito320 you are a loser
@@Kattywagon29
Water is an important factor in the chemical reaction that creates amino acids (and likely life). So this movie is just fucking stupid.
Idc what anyone says. Signs is a masterpiece. One of the best jump scares in history was when the alien crossed the screen on tv. I actually screamed with Joaquin Phoenix 😅😅
Yep. A total masterpiece. One scene, about 8 seconds, that wasn't completely ridiculous or horribly acted. I'm in the minority -- STILL a huge Gibson fan, no matter how f**ked up his personal belief system is -- but even Mel Gibson can't zombie-mumble his lines for 2 freaking hours and keep my interest. And Shyamalan is a ripoff hack artist who gets awful performances out of good, decent, and shitty actors alike. (Yes, Sixth Sense was a great freshman effort. Jagged Little Pill was a great album, too, but the rest of Morrisette's music is a yawn-fest of self-indulgence.... kinda like Shyamalan's career!!!)
Y'know how people say you can't enjoy "Dark Side of the Moon" unless you're stoned? Well, unless you are OD'ing on benzos, it's really hard to enjoy people being quietly curious and cautiously unsure and vaguely wary and unenthusiastically frank and MONOTONE MONOTONE MONOTONE MONOTONE MONOTONE MONOTONE MONOTONE..........
Admittedly, with the NOTABLE exception of that jump-scare moment. That moment was pretty epic... set up by 60 minutes of "we haven't seen ANYTHING" and then paid off in a Handycam shot... you betcha that was well-executed.
But "A MASTERPIECE"????? As Jeremy would say, 'Hahahahahahahahaha' dingdingdingdingdingdingdingding.
@@jeffbaer5851 This wall of useless text where nothing of substance was said could have been whittled down to a simple “I disagree.”
@@erintoney7137 - For whatever it's worth, I agree with you. I think it's a masterpiece as well.
I love this movie and will admit that when I first saw this in a theater, I jumped out of my seat at the birthday scene.
My only problem with it is the CGI alien and the fact that an intelligent species would attack a planet that's mostly made up of an element that kills them.
@@bonniehowell4259 I've always considered the theory that the aliens didn't have water on their planet so why would they care if we did? They may not have been aware of it.
The guy who will fall asleep at the wheel during Last Airbender"..........that was so clever i'll remove 100 sins
The biggest sin of the movie? Leaving the dog outside when you know an alien invasion is about to happen.
Dare To Be Nerdy yes!!
In his defense both of their hopefully child friendly dogs became not so child friendly because of the alien invaders.
So true
Jason Coughenour yes
@Adam Christopher I believe that both cats and dogs are part of our planet 🤔
This movie used to scare the shit out of me
used to scare the shit out of me too! big time!
I saw it as a kid. Gave me bad dreams. Real creepy.
Anthony Baruch Sin#136 is exactly what I thought of War Of The Worlds when those aliens chose to attack a planet that's covered in germs.
Yes, it's scary... how anyone can enjoy this shit.
Kpop Trash 1
"He's the reason you can fit the whole family in this shot"
The laugh this got from me was so evil my neighbors must think I'm plotting to take down Superman.
I do like how this movie goes right into the action without any real build up or backstory. It's just bam, action, crop circles, aliens.
"who is that man..." He's the reason you can fit your whole family in the door frame.
Excellent.
The kids from the footage are not Spanish and they are not speaking spanish, they are Brazilian, and they're speaking Portuguese. So, that's racist! I'm gonna sin you right there.
+rdchili69 Excuse me?
João Pereira como se eles soubessem falar inglês e/ou os carros fossem daquele jeito nos anos 80-90...
eu colocaria fácil mais uns 20 sins ali.....
João Pereira that means cinemasins get 2 sins because the guy spoke spanish to Brazilians!
João Pereira I was about to point that out, but discovered your comment in time.
João Pereira brazil is a race of people?
I freaking jumped when it skipped to that pantry scene.
5:35
Woundering where I'd seen that guy before, and then it hit me.
You wouldn't get it..
In São Paulo, BRAZIL we speak portuguese and we are Brazillians, not Spanish!
It's just a movie . . .
That scene also is said to be in "passo fundo" if I can remember. But yes, we speak no spanish lol
I agree its like having a recording of a family in Italy who speaks....SPANISH.But its not impossible it was a Spanish family with Spanish friends in Brazil, BUT its more plausible the screenwriters are ignorant.
+EUSSR olygarchic Kommissar Or they did what was most affordable, stop getting so offended.
***** Come on, they are just ignorant and you know it
"He's the reason you can fit the whole family in the doorway shot hon..." Hahahaha....SAVAGE.
Ouch
Barricade the doors and windows? What farmer doesn’t have a goddam shotgun???
I really enjoyed this movie, but thought it was very mean of them to keep their dog Isabelle locked up in the barn while they barricaded themselves in the house. They had plenty of time bring the dog in. Whey would they leave her alone in the barn just to be attacked by aliens?
The problem is they didn't know how she would react... Judging by what happened to the other dog..because of the effects that alien invasion was having on dogs that dog could have turned on them at any moment it wasn't safe for them to have her with them.
When she starts barking and they find out they are attacking the boy even says we forgot Isabelle. It’s not like they knew for sure when the alien invasion would start
I thought they forgot her outside.
They were concerned she would possibly attack one of them like the other dog did...
In sin 11, the reason she just walked right in is because they've known each other forever and basically consider each other family. It's pretty typical in small towns.
also when i watched signs for the first time, i seriously wondered what would happen if he just went out and started combining his field the moment he new about the crop circles, if the aliens are attacking where their are crop circles, what if he just took the crop circle away.
Kris Upton
But they are already there so it would not matter...
"Yo Graham.. what if we.. we just...
_removed the air?"_
This movie scarred me as a child and literally watching this has the hairs on my neck standing up
I love the end clips so much🤣
*audio outtakes
I am well aware of all the flaws in this movie, and if one is to deconstruct it the result is something similar to this video. However, to me the movie isn't about the plot making sense (aliens attacking a world full of a substance that's lethal to them), but about experiencing the alien invasion from a very isolated place. Kind of like sharing ghost stories around a campfire and trying to scare the hell out of your friends, to the point where everyone starts hearing strange sounds around them. That's really what you get with this movie (without resorting to gore), and I love that. Also, Shyamalan not showing the aliens until the end is better since it makes your imagination kick into high gear. It's what makes some of the sequences more scary.
You realise these videos are sarcastic, right?
Mitchell Leslie of course. I was just giving my take on the movie. It's not as if Cinema Sins is the first to point out all the plot inconsistencies.
That's the thing about this movie! The plot is shit, the alien behavior makes no sense, the dialogue is sometimes laughably dumb. But God DAMMIT it's so scary!!! I even got a little scared watching the EWW. I don't get it!
The problem is that they could have easily kept the scary atmosphere without having this massive, gaping, plot hole. Knowing that these aliens attacked a world full of a substance lethal to them butt fucking naked just sucks away any threat they originally posed.
just saying you can defeat these aliens with squirt guns just think of a hole army with squirt guns
Atomic...WATER BOMB!!
I'd like to watch as a bunch of firemen devastate them for their incompetence
That’s probably the primitive way the Middle East beat them that was mentioned
They looked pretty fleshy. I'd wager you could defeat them with actual guns too. Probably more effectively, even.
A hole army, sounds like an all girl catholic school with squirt guns, think i saw that one on the other tube -.-
My god this movie scared me like nothing else. Kinda the first real adult horror movie I watched. The hand under the door still creeps me tf out
Same. I remember going to see Signs when it was released in theaters and my boyfriend thought it was hilarious how I jumped out of my seat during that scene where they were filming the birthday party and an alien walked across the road.
This movie was fucking amazing. Still love it.
Me too! I wanted to get into horror so my father wanted to see if I could handle this movie. I still prefer this movie over ANY horror movie 😂
You do realize this is a Christian movie in disguise, right? The girl's problem with water, the wife's last words, the kid's asthma, the lack of the kid's asthma medication, the convenience of the baseball bat, the fact that the Middle East of all places was the first to figure out the aliens' weakness, the convenient placing of water everywhere. Seriously, that's too convenient even for the most clichéc movies. This movie is pretty much about how God can use something tragic (the wife's death, for example) and make it benefit the people in the end. Not the whole tragic event, that would be cruel, but a small piece of it ("Swing away" and the kid's lungs failing on him when all hope was lost for the kid). So that just eliminates every sin that can be tied to God or the fact that they stayed at the house because that was God showing Gibson that he cares and that he needs to restore his faith.
Doesn't the sheer existence of aliens strongly suggest that, at least the Christian god, does not exist? I mean the basic message of the bible is that we're gods' special kids, he created the universe just for us (for whatever reason), and that if you behave will be with him in paradise.
In disguise? They made it pretty clear.
I'm pretty sure EVERYONE REALIZES THAT
J.S.G. L No, not at all. I believe in a higher power, and I also believe that there is a STRONG possibility of the existence of extraterrestrial life. They're not mutually exclusive, and it's ignorant to assume that they are.
Hayden Hawley The rules of your religion state there is no extraterrestrial life. They are inherently mutually exclusive.
If they are vulnerable to water, then surely the moisture in the air would be killing them.
*ding*
Why do you think they picked DRY Hot places...
***** Pennsylvania? Suuper hot
*****
Like subequatorial India?!
***** Yeah those monsoons in India are real dry.
First time I watched this movie was 2002 in the living room of my friends house. I and my two friends were in 2nd grade, cuddled up on a recliner in the middle of the night screaming at every jump scare and sighting of an alien. It is a vivid memory and a time when I thought scary movies were real.
The aliens in this film have two fatal weaknesses: water, and....getting beaten with baseball bats.
I'm saying these are some crap aliens.
The suspense of the Aliens were top notch until after the reflection on the TV.
“He’s the reason you can fit the whole family in a doorframe shot, hon.” HOLY SHIT
I'm gonna invade Venus. Anyone want to come? (No clothes allowed)
Lol I get it
The only planet I invade without clothes is Uranus *wink* *wink*
Ok no thanks
Dakota Sherman I wasn't talking to ya, I was making a joke.
KIGA nice 2x entendre there.
"He's the whole reason you can fit the whole family in the door-frame shot, hun" - and there goes my coffee all over my keyboard.
"This is why you shouldn't let women vote." 😂😂😂 I lost it at that part
You know something I just realized
The middle east was the first place to discover the weakness of water
The middle east, which is known for its abundance of water
Many middle eastern countries are close to ocean/sea water. It’s not 100% desert out there.
So with the “abundance” of water you would think they would have more things like idk... water bottles and places to get water. Because yknow, thirst.
Take Sam Kinison's advice. "MOVE TO WHERE THE FOOD IS!!!"
@Michael Jackson Since when does Niagara Falls have crop circles?
The things aren't aliens, they're demons, and the middle east discovered ways to beat them because it's the cradle of 3 religions.
Heard a high pitch sound through entire video, hurts.
AGHHHH, MY EARS
it's called the sin ding
Not that, the sin ding is a bell, I heard a random sound non-stop.
+Mandogy I heard it too. It gave me a headache.
+Mandogy I did too. at first i thought i was going crazy until i paused the video. i wont finish it because of the high pitched noise
I love all these videos but this one especially. I’ve always been obsessed with this movie.
The foil hat scene erases all sins, reset to Zero. Hilarious.
So space travel but they are not smart enough to make a suit that can protect them from H2O...
Hell, WE have waterproof suits . Surely space faring aliens could whip up some flex seal clear.
Maybe their planets do not have water. There is that one moon (Titan I think) that has lakes and stuff with a neat liquid that happens to be methane not water. Who knows the conditions on the planets they live on.
MediocritysMuse
2 years ago
"So space travel but they are not smart enough to make a suit that can protect them from H2O..."
Yeah. We hand those things out to little kids to walk to school in the rain and they can't equip their soldiers with them.
@Hermione Gangrene
NOBODY understands this movie.
@Hermione Gangrene
Also, YOU don't understand this youtube site.
"God is an Avatar: The Last Air Bender fan, or at least he was"
I'm dead! 🤣🤣🤣🤣
"He's the reason you can fit the whole family in the doorframe shot" - jesus that was cold and hilarious
AHAHA!! That car crash sound when he chucks that rock...simple, but hilarious ^O^ I look forward to your creativity at the end of these ^__^
hey, hey, hey! negative a sin for having dexter's lab on the tv, c'mon!
ColeVecsion THANK YOU!!! I was thinking EXACT same thing!!!
10:20 those aren't 'Spanish' kids. They are from Brazil and speaking Portuguese. So that's racist. 15 sins.
Also speaking very bad portuguese.
@Path Finder and other languages as well
Path Finder they speak Portuguese dumbfuck
@Path Finder The only recognized official language in Brazil is Portuguese with 98% of the population speaking it....
@Path Finder Because Brazil (aswell any other portuguese language country) was discovered and colonized by Portugal (the other Iberian country alongside Spain, and they were quite the explorers). Yes, those brazilian ppl we see on television are talking in Portuguese.
This just reminded me of something that happened years ago. I was staying with my boyfriend at the time and I have a very bad habit of leaving glasses of water all over the place my boyfriend is going around his apartment picking up all the little glasses of water I had left around he collects about 10 or 15 of them together put them in the kitchen and then comes and sits down next to me and says so what's with the glasses of water all over the place you're like that little girl from signs LOL
Excellent production work at the end👍🏼
What production work?
12:55
Aliens with advanced technology have trouble wit pantry doors
+1,000,000,000,000 sins
they have trouble with doors because they were born on a spaceship im guessing they didn't use doors ever
that one dude bro man Yeah, but they're 1. still smart enough to figure out interstellar space travel and 2. able to figure out doors when Mad Max and family were in the basement
+vnikyt true but they did say that they were adaptable im guessing the closet was the alien/demon first encounter with a door as stupid as that sounds
It's not so easy with tables jamming the handle and with 2 missing fingers
Shot Into Oblivion
Yeah the cheeky fucker
I have glasses of water all over my house... well not water, pee... and not glasses, puddles.
*Camera zooms in on pee puddles*
Are you stuck in a Sims game?
i lost my shit when i read this lol
You lost your shit when I lost my pee. Excellent.
this feels like a uncommitted revenge scheme from the mom that is not dead for whatever reason A- for aimless apparel
Ray was a Veterinarian, so I think we can assume his office may have only been open until 5:00 pm. If so, "working late" could mean between 6 and 7, putting him out driving during an hour that could still be accepted as "before dinner". Just a thought.
OMG!
"I don't know. I'll check the 1984 East German Olympic high jumping team, you check the members of Led Zeppelin."
Missed a Sin:
Fights aliens and still believes in god.
Hahahaha
that is true. aliens do negate the existence of a god. Unless aliens visited earth before and humans thought aliens = gods.
ragna120k Only negate existence of a very narrow look at judeo christian god.
ragna120k only negates a very, very narrow look at Christianity, the bible says God made the heavens (outer space) and the Earth and that Man was made in him image, it does NOT say this is the only planet he created life on, no that is human arrogance that makes us believe that because we where created in his image that we must be the most intelligent life and the only planet life was created on. Maybe it's just me but I think Genesis 1 sounds somewhat like the description of the expanding universe following the "big bang" as scientists call it, Science and Religion don't have to be mutually exclusive.
DanielRichards644 That is the same excuse that the elder used to control the population in ancient times saying that "God" was in a cave, only that one smart fellow enter to the cave and find nothing, and tell the others. What you think that happen with the elders? Now people had gone to space, and not find any god there, is a miracle that the religious leaders still had a find a way to control their followers.
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You don't mean ........ THE HAPPENING ......... do you?
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In the scene with the "Spanish kids", the newscaster actually announces it is in the city of Passo Fundo, Brazil. The language in Brazil is Portuguese, not Spanish. No one speaks Spanish in Brazil and very few speak English.
Puta merda! ahaha O meu nome é exactamente igual ao seu e vim precisamente comentar o mesmo!
Abraço!
Nossa, que bizarro! hehe
Logo que ele disse "Spanish," eu vim aqui pra ver quem diria que era Português haha
I wouldn't say noone speaks spanish in brazil it's just not the official language
Rafael Duarte mas da pra perdoar, porque a criança falando em inglês foi foda. pqp, pq ela ia falar em inglês? kkkkkkkk
Sin 86: The kids are brazilian and they are speaking portuguese on the homemade video scene.
That sin was racist.
:)
And it's true, there's no reason for the kid to speak english outta nowhere.
Still that sin was racist :)
Rafael Lima +1 Like from me
Right?
***** Was that directed at me?
Because I am Brazilian, I live in Brazil for the 33 years I've been alive. I speak portuguese and I think I know a little bit about the history of my country.
The "racist" thing is an in-joke from this channel. It's racist because they think Brazilian kids are speaking spanish.
no prob mate :)
man I loved this movie when I was younger. I still do in many ways. but when I was young this was my SHIT. I had surround sound set up in my small little bedroom and the scenes in the corn field just absolutely came alive.
Thanks to Cinema Sins, I always end up coming here a few days after watching a new movie release
sin 35 is invalid. kids never look for things before asking for parents to look. I could point to something right in front of my kid's face & he'll walk past it 10 times.
child wins & annoys at being a child. *ding*
^^ This is truth
Ugh that's not all kids. I'm 9 and I practically run the house. Take care (feed, walk, etc.) of the dog, clean the showers and my room and the basement, etc.
Campbell B those are called chores 😂😂, not running the house. lmk when you pay the mortgage, utilities, and buy groceries.
you call THOSE chores? switch with me see how you like basically farm chores.
Oh please. Enough with the "in my day" crap.
Christ, even as a kid I remember wanting to punch that cop. Everything out of her mouth just pissed me off.
Also God help me, this movie is a prime example of a movie that seems smart on face value but the second you start thinking about it it utterly shits the bed and becomes a festering pile of retardation.
You mistake it for Prometheus.
And no, you shouldn't watch it as a Sci-Fi movie, even if it advertised as such. This is a biblical
eligious movie, and most people distanced from the religion won't even remotely grasp it. Not that it's an advantage, but it is the point of the movie. You can't compare it to some Independence Day.
"This is a biblical
eligious movie, and most people distanced from the religion won't even remotely grasp it."
I've been a Christian until my mid-20's and I can't grasp any of Shyamalan's hamfisted bullshit.
*ding*
why are you all so disgusting about god and women ffs sick fucks
Best closing blooper scenes EVER.
I love this movie, but yes I forgive you for this because it is so hilarious! Good job!
The bedroom issue, sleeping in the same room sin, actually isn't too uncommon even in a big house. My 2 cousins lived in a 4 bedroom house with their parents, and both of my cousins slept in the same room until the eldest was 13, because he had asthma. Sometimes he would wake up and have an attack, and my younger cousin would have to make sure he had his inhaler and wake up their parents just in case.
Since the older one has asthma, and the younger one is still really young and probably has nightmares a lot, it's not hard to believe that the dad would make them sleep in the same bedroom.
There needs to be at least 100 extra sins for that "Toes licked by beautiful women" comment from that general
It makes me want to roll up in a ball
You've obviously never had your toes licked by beautiful women.
I never really watched Signs, I remember bits and pieces of it, but I swear for years I thought Shyamalan's surprise twist at the end was that the little girl's mother was one of the aliens.
I haven't seen the whole movie either, but I know enough from what I've heard in this video is that at 4:04, that guy would be excellent at Cinemasins
One of the best movies ever. Superb acting by Mr Gibson and Mr phoenix
At 2:30 there are three glasses of water on top of a tv. What person would put liquids on an tv set?
um...everyone?
Dynamiklol The bigger question, WHY DOES NO ONE TAKE THEM OFF.
Melissa Niemiec You put glasses of water on your tv? How many electrical fires you've started? UL have online info that explain why that's a good thing to do y'know.
Dynamiklol I didn't think they were retared. The film and the script was retared though!
Gary Keyes As long as you don't knock them over it's fine.