To me that sounds a little bit iffy, that's too embarrassing to have a happy ending and still be true. That's just me though. Maybe he's just the coolest guy in the world that some girl can get pissed on by him and still give him play. But to normal people like us that would never happen.
@@ooferrell he is the coolest guy in the world though so I believe it wholeheartedly. Everything he says is hysterical. Hes got maximum charisma points. I'm sure girls would line up for miles just to get pissed on by this god.
i enjoy markiplier's content, but he honestly just exaggerates so much when playing horror games. it really is just not scary. but, then again, his audience is younger than charlie's though not that much. idk, stuff rarely is scary at all but he still acts as if the games are some kind of nightmare.
@@vollp i think he does it for entertainment purposes to get his audience to stay engaged, whereas for Charlie his calmness and monotone gameplay is hilarious when playing a game thats supposed to scare you
@@KaizenDorifuto yeah, probably. mark and charlie are pretty much the completely opposite, but they're both just as entertaining. and i like both of their style. but still, it sometimes just feels too much from mark. in my opinion, anyway
@@KaizenDorifuto Yup, same. Though I do still watch his videos relatively consistently, but I skip the ones that are just not entertaining for me anymore. Very hyped for the Iron Lung movie tho
cr1tikal: I'd like to emphasize the importance of a concise message that conveys what you want to say in a short-- game: *screams* cr1tikal: alright excuse me then
It’s been 8 years and I’ve just noticed after Crit goes on his green tea monologue he says “HQ this is Tango Echo Alfa” My guy literally spelled “Tea” lmfao
Markiplier with a Bonnie at the door: Oh fuck oh no ofahgrhaegnarkjgnadrrgjurbgnurbnaeki Charlie with Bonnie at the door: Why are you still here, did I not make myself clear?
Fun fact: It was around this time that Charlie was bragging about his virginity in college, so assuming that piss story was real- it happened recently to this video’s making.
I read another comment saying that he had just turned 20 24 days before this video's uploading. so if that's true then it was most certainly a recent story
Crazy how this was made 9 years ago while, just 2 days ago i was in theaters watching the Five Nights At Freddy's movie on opening day. Man time REALLY does go by fast.
Catt S calm all of the tits. even the ones on your backside. you're taking a joke farther than it needed to even get close to. lets reel in the sarcasm, let the weirdos have their moments and if you still feel the need to comment watch another critkal video.
Randomly got this in my feed and it still holds up well. Even the obscure story in the middle ages like a timeless classic, spoken as if was a canon event.
They work in moderation. If you just keep blasting the audience with it, then it's gonna start off strong, but eventually they'll build a tolerance to it and you'll need new material.
When I become a senior, my senior quote will be a random sentence from any Cr1tikal video. Edit/Update: Hello! I'm currently in my senior year of hs, and I wanted to say thanks for all the likes. However, some bad news: I never got the chance to take my senior photos for school, so I sadly don't get a quote! I'm sorry if this is sort of a lame outcome but I can't do anything about it (trust me I tried).
Foxy the Pirate Fox/Alex Sullivan I know right? I don't understand the hate for this game. Personally jump scares are the only thing that actually scares me anymore.
David Gomez For me that caused it to not be entertaining in any way, and the reactions felt fake because they were just too calm. There really isn't that much else to this game for commentary than the jumpscares, and if those don't even get a reaction it seems very pointless to watch FNAF. But maybe that is just me.
6:25 I love how he isn't scathed at all at the jumpscare and keeps talking like nothing happened. He didn't even cut out his sentence or anything and stayed cool lmfao
Ok I just want to say some words of gratitude towards you. Every time I watch a video I look through the comments to see if there's anything I should be warned about and I've heard a lot about the piss story and I was like, "??? Haven't hear it yet" and then I see your comment saying, "It's at 9:30" and so I wait because I can't skip over in a cr1tikal video and I just want to thank you so much for this.
Taehun Lee I think it’s just that this game in reality isn’t all that scary and all of its success came from the mystery behind it and the single unique mechanic that Scott Cawthon recycled 50 times over
foxy jumpscare reaction. Markiplier AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH FUCK! CR1TIKAL: the fuck is this thing I don't know what the fuck that was about it came from no mans land.
exactly, we need cr1tikal in a horror movie. *Jason jumps out of some bushes with a mahete.* Cr1tikal: excuse me sir you're interrupting my power walk please get out of my way.
People keep saying that it seems the he doesn't get scared because he records his videos then comments over them. Well that's bullshit. I'm the same way, I just can't get scared by movies or video games or other stuff that's intended to be scary because the fact that it's fake is always in my mind throughout the entire experience and it seems it's the same way with Cr1TiKaL. With that said, congratulations on 1 million subscribers
While this game is horseshit, i feel like we all ignored how brilliant Cr1tikal was. "He fucking scootered along there, the guy on the phone was still have half way through his lecture about the importance of a stable economy"
+Tim Clark Because of the cancerous fanbase that grew Into terminal cancer, It's rare to find good fans that are actually Into other games. That's why he calls It horseshit, It started a fandom of Furry Porn and Yaoi.
even when the bunny ears were completely visible he thought it was a bear
***** hello
hello
PeehPeh hello
Hello
His inability to notice the giant rabbit ears is just a testament to his inability to give even one fuck about Bonnie.
Cr1tikal is the first person iv'e ever heard truly talk in all lowercase.
dave talks in lowercase
he's a guy from homestuck
fair point although it is visual media
just not audio
dave literally talks in lowercase tho
Clan Sullivan
you missed the point Emily was trying to make you dingus.
:33
*2 seconds into the call*
charlie: this is taking too long
AutumnCyan 1 second is enough for a call
He’s like the LJT of fnaf
He edited it, it went from ringing to like a minute into the call. Can be deceiving, but you just gotta pay attention
Hi. Bye.
0 seconds is enough for a call. who tf calls
I really like this guys humor, hope he does well on this platform.
oh he does trust me XD his humor hasnt changed in 6 years, he’s a legend
@@howdyharleyq4093 this comment is a joke
@@howdyharleyq4093 cringe
@@cardiiiiii bruh
@@jonathankitchen7141thank you, auto translate
Cr1tikal: "When I was 19..."
*turned 20 literally 24 days before this was uploaded. Trying to play it off as if it happened ages ago lol.
LOL
Memifier Lord no
@@memifierlord7358 no
To me that sounds a little bit iffy, that's too embarrassing to have a happy ending and still be true. That's just me though. Maybe he's just the coolest guy in the world that some girl can get pissed on by him and still give him play. But to normal people like us that would never happen.
@@ooferrell he is the coolest guy in the world though so I believe it wholeheartedly. Everything he says is hysterical. Hes got maximum charisma points. I'm sure girls would line up for miles just to get pissed on by this god.
Can we appreciate that this video is almost 5 years old a Charlie is still the same monotone sarcastic asshole that we all love
Dr.Genesect that’s exactly what i was thinking. other youtubers would’ve became cocky after earning a few million subs but not moist god
Yeah
True dat
Dr.Genesect I still don’t think he’s an asshole haha
Zee Weed I think they meant asshole in a way that you would call a close friend of yours an asshole, y’know?
"Oh no. The hungry hippo teeth. He really got me." -cr1tikal
dang nabbit
acid trep damnit
No it’s: “oh no. the hungry hippo teeth. he really got me.” He speaks in only lowercase.
Lol
markiplier playing fnaf in 2014: 😳😱😥😰😟😨🙀
Critikal playing fnaf in 2014: 😐😑🥱
i enjoy markiplier's content, but he honestly just exaggerates so much when playing horror games. it really is just not scary. but, then again, his audience is younger than charlie's though not that much. idk, stuff rarely is scary at all but he still acts as if the games are some kind of nightmare.
@@vollp i think he does it for entertainment purposes to get his audience to stay engaged, whereas for Charlie his calmness and monotone gameplay is hilarious when playing a game thats supposed to scare you
@@KaizenDorifuto yeah, probably. mark and charlie are pretty much the completely opposite, but they're both just as entertaining. and i like both of their style. but still, it sometimes just feels too much from mark. in my opinion, anyway
@@vollp yeah thats mostly why i stopped watching mark as i grew up, he was funny as a kid and now when i watch him i get reminiscent on the old days
@@KaizenDorifuto Yup, same. Though I do still watch his videos relatively consistently, but I skip the ones that are just not entertaining for me anymore. Very hyped for the Iron Lung movie tho
cr1tikal: I'd like to emphasize the importance of a concise message that conveys what you want to say in a short--
game: *screams*
cr1tikal: alright excuse me then
How rude was that
I read this at the same time as him saying this lol perfect timing
Rachel Moore army
T Nyko me too lol, sounded so funny
Rachel Moore army 💜
He hasn’t changed one bit
Pringle nope
nope
his dora gameplay proves it all
Still hasnt
Nope.
this guy has literally no fear
He has fear, it's just that there's nothing in this game to be feared
There will never be anything as terrifying as a leaf.
that was when cr1tikal wasn't the Cr1tikal we know today. it was before the God of moist became a God
Trill Sams yuhh datz wy i luv peguinz
Josh Gold Amnesia is where it's at
It’s been 8 years and I’ve just noticed after Crit goes on his green tea monologue he says
“HQ this is Tango Echo Alfa”
My guy literally spelled “Tea” lmfao
Alpha*
And Yeah, I didn't notice it,
How do you mess up Alpha like that😂
@@user-x7dc2pq7npretty easily especially if you’re not a native English speaker
@Orangeyougladx3 there's always those people who feel the need to try and look smart correcting someone's spelling lol
@@user-x7dc2pq7nAlfa is actually the correct spelling for the NATO phonetic alphabet, look it up
*Bonnie Jumpscare*
Every other youtuber: *various screaming*
penguinz0: oh well jeez thats rude
I know right?
Papi Assgore
MangoMars Me: BACK TO THE STAGE, BONNIE!
David Harrison thats not how a snake talks. It talks like this.
(Ahem). *metal gEAR.*
David Harrison *BBBEEEECCCCAUUUUSSSEEE ITTTTSSSS AAAAA BBBBOOOTTTT*
this is the man who leaves his foot uncovered while sleeping
Vietnam survivors dare say that they are brave.
*This man, is the REAL definition of bravery*
until he remembers that cockroaches exist
This man is not the DEFINITION of bravery, he is the whole dictionary
@@lazyliongames5858 the dictionary includes words that are synonyms to "coward" so no, he's probably the definition of bravery
he sleeps under the bed
Markiplier with a Bonnie at the door: Oh fuck oh no ofahgrhaegnarkjgnadrrgjurbgnurbnaeki
Charlie with Bonnie at the door: Why are you still here, did I not make myself clear?
*go away, bear*
get out of my door I'm trying to tell a story
he’s sipping green tea, like a real man. better get out of here before he fists me
You youngsters these days He made himself clear and you didnt listen
the king protecting his territory
8 years. 8 years, and he STILL speaks in all lowercase. Charlie has remained sarcastic and true to his roots. We love you dude.
He also gets jumpscared in lowercase
@@malekyoussif2243 (scariest jumpscare ever) ah
*clearly a rabbit animatronic*
Charle: “go away bear”
Ik
Ik
also there's an actual bear but he just doesn't care
Charle
The Chad MoistCritikal vs Virgin Game Theory FNAF Lore
Fun fact: It was around this time that Charlie was bragging about his virginity in college, so assuming that piss story was real- it happened recently to this video’s making.
lmao
I read another comment saying that he had just turned 20 24 days before this video's uploading. so if that's true then it was most certainly a recent story
God help us.
well charlie is 26 in this video and the video is 6 years old so this would be a year after it happened
6:47 seems like he had it on the mind
Other TH-camrs: React for entertainment
Cr1tikal: Doesn't react for entertainment
And yet it's entertainment
@@overridingriot66 that would be the point
@@overridingriot66 better entertainment
Markiplier
@@thomasm2047 yeah true that
Crazy how this was made 9 years ago while, just 2 days ago i was in theaters watching the Five Nights At Freddy's movie on opening day. Man time REALLY does go by fast.
Peak pfp
Don’t blink
PewDiePie gets a jumpscare: *Loud scream*
Cr1T1KaL gets a jumpscare: "Oh wow excuse me, friend, how rude was that?"
Pewds is still like that now.... (watch his FNAF VR vids).
Darlaimerner least Charlie didnt go
“What a fuckin N-“
or had fans desecrate a world war 2 monument
...or donate to anti jew groups
PChamileon97 ok buddy go back to reading ur vox articles lmao
@@PChamileon97 ~bruh~
PChamileon97 ah yes, I remember the time when pewdiepie said, “Trot Forth My Loyal 9 Year Olds And Desecrate The WWII Memorial In My Honor.”
This game used to scare the shit outta me. I didn't even jump at that first jumpcare. Cr1tikal is beginning to numb me.
InvasionOfFries same
Same
I think it was because the scream audio lagged. Usually I jump as well when that happens, but it didn’t happen at all to me today.
when u listen to someone talk in game , u kinda forget whats going on
You grew up
"I've only told this story to one person." * Tells story to over 2 million people* That's hardcore shit there.
John Mulaney would be proud
Nice deidara pfp
Ah deidara nice reanimated body uh btw sasuke lived but it was straight bs
It's a lie bro
3 million now lmao
6 years, his voice hasn't changed and his personality is still there
"so the first night is never usually that bad in any of the games so ill play through-"
Other TH-camrs: Holy Shit! AAAAAAAHH!!!
Cr1tikal: ...i really love green tea
Original comment mate
+shotgun6X well other youtubers fake it because that game isint scary at all
+shotgun6X Joel: And then I went home and ate chicken nuggets
***** You're both wrong. It's scary to some people, but Cr1tikal just Can't be scared
+shotgun6X what about the ninja turtle rubbing it's dick on his wall
The fact that the girl kept seeing him after that incident is so understandable now we've seen him
When did we see him?
+Chris Crow snapchat
I'd let him pee on me.
I mean what?
I'd let him R. Kelly all over me and I'm a straight male
Catt S calm all of the tits. even the ones on your backside. you're taking a joke farther than it needed to even get close to. lets reel in the sarcasm, let the weirdos have their moments and if you still feel the need to comment watch another critkal video.
green tea is the drink of the gods
after piss
Mellisa Chiwira that's... not even a thing
Julius Caesar whooped your ass
Gold Peak Pee
Escalator Jesus is stored in the balls
Sir Billius Yes daddy
Just realized when he said “Tango Echo Alpha” he was referring to “TEA”.
And then the green tea joke come in
"I can't even cut the rug with this door"
Why not use the Edge of Glory?
I thoroughly enjoyed this comment
Now he'll be able to cut through the perception of time.
if a 500lb bear couldn't then you are fucked
+Cameron Camardelle Only Okuyasu cann
Edge of glory more like edge of glory hole
Crit1kal Logic
Foxes=Bunnies
Bunnies=Bears
Bear=??????????????????????????????????????????
ducks
+nOt sp00deR mAn Don't piss him off. He's 11.
+C i p h e R #nobodyknowsaboutme it's pretty fucking obvious
jesus i was just kidding calm the fuck down
Bear= duck
Duck= fox
"I'm gonna tell a story" *I precede to make popcorn and take my pants off*
Did you spank it?
Proceed*
People wear pants to his videos?
I sure don't.
@@GokuOffersYouAPotara everyone knows the only correct way to eat popcorn is to buttmunch it.
7 years and he is still exactly the same
7 days later he hasn't changed
@@lando6420 two hours later he hasn’t changed
"When you need to piss you should absolutely piss" -Cr1tikal
I mean he ain't wrong
it's better to let it out than to hold pressure on your bladder, he isn't wrong
I did this in my first grade classroom
True asf
the piss story killed me
Yeh, it was great ;) firing like 1000 ballistas and a Thomson machine gun.
Jozinek th-cam.com/video/oBg0iHNZj4o/w-d-xo.html
Hot dog man?
It killed her to
@@JunkieRemix link doesn’t work :/
Now 1,600,000 people know you pissed in some girls face.
2.2 million now.
Mason Coe 3.4 million now
@@jennybrhapsody5875 make that 3.5 million
@@itzokami259 its 2.3 mill veiws
Plus the people who listen to the podcast lol
he sounds like a parody of himself
Just came across cr1tikal. By far my new favourite gaming commentator
PhazerErazer same here
PhazerErazer dude literally same
same
Welcome
Hi
*Power turn off*
Markiplier: OOOOOH NOOOO!!!
Cr1tical: Zoinks, the lights turned off
*Proceeds to fist himself*
Your reply is a little late
@@piggy5738 damn wtf I forgot I posted this
@@BennyA-ky6tq bruh
HatredTv happens to me all the time lmao
"I'm not ready for a relationship with a bear."
Implying he ever would be ready for a relationship with a bear.
If he was gay maybe
Thank you
Congrats that was the joke
Randomly got this in my feed and it still holds up well. Even the obscure story in the middle ages like a timeless classic, spoken as if was a canon event.
9:47 A Tale of Two Worlds at War with Each Other: Vol. 2, the "Pineapple"
I’m literally four years late to this masterpiece
ok
Try 5😂
You guys know this existed?
foxycomet9915 bruh moment
Well better than 5
Animatronics: Jumpscare
Charlie:..
Cockroach: walks slightly into frame
Charlie: FUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCC
When he sees a cockroach it's more like "AAXJCBBFKAN"
what in the fuck is anamateonics, sounds like a pseudo science field
I mean cockroach is a lot scarier
@@Sandvichman. it means robots
@@ilikepigeons6101
no it's a pseudo science field
Tango Echo Alpha
It spells Tea...
Well Played Critkal.
When was this
Was bout to say that lol
Sugar Honey Ice Tea
now what does that spell
+Sam Woolerton Oh Shit! Clever!
+Ken Narcisse What's your avatar from?
Who else got this recommended 9 years later
ME!!!! AND ITS BEEN 7 MONTHS SINCE YOU POSTED
i looked it up 9 years later lmao
To this day, still never understood as to how a closed door uses more energy
Magnetics or something
The person who designed the door also invented Reverse gravity
It's a safety issue. If the power went out, the door has counter weights that lifts the door.
@@zekenotech I mean... They could've just installed one of them Romanian doors.
It probably takes power to close the door, due to it being metal it would need pressure to push it down. Idk thats how I see it
Favorite line: "*sigh* I absolutely love Green Tea"
And then, following, "HQ this is Tengo Echo Alpha"....... T.E.A...
I Will Only Use
Jump scares are the fart jokes of horror.
Wildly regarded as awful, but when done right can actually be fairly okay.
Not saying this is done right, but y'know.
For sure, they work.
They work in moderation.
If you just keep blasting the audience with it, then it's gonna start off strong, but eventually they'll build a tolerance to it and you'll need new material.
pffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffttttt
Bob That's the best description I've ever heard
6:25
the best reaction to a jumpscare I’ve ever heard, I couldnt stop laughing
alright excuse me
@@BigMeep1wot
@@saucejams hes saying what charlie said in the video
8:50 comes close second
3:16 I like how you called yourself "Tango Echo Alpha" (TEA)
omg I read this comment and then got it XD
TheGamingVenom Lmao, you're welcome.
I WAS GONNA SAY THAT 😂
Smooth af
When I become a senior, my senior quote will be a random sentence from any Cr1tikal video.
Edit/Update: Hello! I'm currently in my senior year of hs, and I wanted to say thanks for all the likes. However, some bad news: I never got the chance to take my senior photos for school, so I sadly don't get a quote! I'm sorry if this is sort of a lame outcome but I can't do anything about it (trust me I tried).
StormyDreams good idea.
StormyDreams "you can take the Pepsi away from the man, but you can't take the man away from the Pepsi"
That's the one I'm gonna use
nicee
So did you do it?
@@Logicsimulated lmao im also curious
*gets recommended 6 years later*
Me: WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO, YEAHHHH BABYYY THATS WHAT I'VE BEEN WAITING FOR
Lmao
THAT'S WHAT IT'S ALL ABOUT, WOOOOOOO
WE'RE GONNA MAKE A UNICORN TAKE A SHIT
WOOHOO! THIS IS WHAT FUN IS ABOUT
Yes
The story from 9:47 made me cry from laughter. My god, I haven't laughed this hard in so long
"She didn't get pissed off that I pissed on everything she owned"
FINALLY a gamer that doesn't over react to this game!
Foxy the Pirate Fox/Alex Sullivan I know right?
I don't understand the hate for this game.
Personally jump scares are the only thing that actually scares me anymore.
Watch [vinesauce] Vinny play it
He doesn't react either but he's still funny on his other videos
***** I like your name....
David Gomez For me that caused it to not be entertaining in any way, and the reactions felt fake because they were just too calm.
There really isn't that much else to this game for commentary than the jumpscares, and if those don't even get a reaction it seems very pointless to watch FNAF.
But maybe that is just me.
Projared played this and laughed his ass off. That was a good video XD
"So I'm really eager to play this"
...
I can tell...
6:25 I love how he isn't scathed at all at the jumpscare and keeps talking like nothing happened. He didn't even cut out his sentence or anything and stayed cool lmfao
"5 a.m. my favorite time to wipe my ass." cr1tikal
lol cr1tikal
lol
6am. When I stop wiping
Boss Blitz Wow i didn't expect so many likes XD
Well that is a great quote soo...
If the bunny was at the door every other youtuber screams CRITIKAL is just chill
when, penguinz0
+TheGamingVenom i can tell you dont know jack shit bout CR1TIKAL
lol
I flipped off my Iphone when bonnie appeared! lol
WUNDERWAFFLEZ lol
Jasz Soriano
kys
The pee story is at 9:30 if anyone is looking for it. :3
thanks
thank you XD
Ok I just want to say some words of gratitude towards you. Every time I watch a video I look through the comments to see if there's anything I should be warned about and I've heard a lot about the piss story and I was like, "??? Haven't hear it yet" and then I see your comment saying, "It's at 9:30" and so I wait because I can't skip over in a cr1tikal video and I just want to thank you so much for this.
Thanks
you're talking to a bot, who's the idiot here now?
Anyone randomly get youtube recommendation on this good video randomly?
Yep lmfao
I’ve been watching Markiplier’s old fnaf videos and now i got this video recommended from this youtuber
I myself also like green tea
Memeus Dankeus who the fuck doesnt
Yeh, green tea with lemon is especially great.
I’m a peppermint kind of girl, but green tea is great when it’s cold
@@crapconnoisseur6691 😂😂😂
I know this is 2 years old but... Same here
The best Fnaf play through.
Yeah screw Markiplier
+Trickers Beast I watched Mark's play through and it was meh.
+Space Wizard Pip Yeah Critical is a whole lot funnyer
+Trickers Beast Yup I agree!
Yeh, beats Markiplier and Jacksepticeye any day (not a joke).
When he told that piss story i nearly died
Five nights at Freddy's I played and I got to night 4
When was it
Firing a Thompson Submachine-gun of piss
same
After listening to all of Charlie’s childhood and adulthood stories, I’ve realised that Charlie has a way more interesting life than I ever will.
He is not a human, humans would be afraid of the jumpscares but he simply said " oh that's rude"
I think he's immune to jumpscares
Taehun Lee I think it’s just that this game in reality isn’t all that scary and all of its success came from the mystery behind it and the single unique mechanic that Scott Cawthon recycled 50 times over
Its the sheer shock value of it while im trying to do shit gets me
Lalo incorrect humans with a brain older than 18 probably don’t find this scary. Furries yelling at you will never be scary.
@@kfcmanager4682 Sir have you ever seen a furry?
He’s like the type of person who says “aaaa” and only that when he gets scared
it even sounds like it's all lowercase too
That's the funny part. His screams are so pitch high from his regular voice
I swrear, Cr1tikal is always funny, he makes non-funny things, funny. he cheers my unhappy ass right up when I hear this guys.
Agreed
Agreed
Disagreed
Agree i guess.
Yes
why am i recommended this after the fnaf movie
That pfp is awesome
that guy talked for all of two in game goddamn hours.
r/ihadastroke
@@PoloGeeb wot? No
UNGSTER_22 reread the comment
mersi2140 i never really thought about it that way but in the game world his message is 2 damn hours long 😂
I had to reread this like 4 times
"you've gotta be stirring my pasta"
Lol I read the comment right when he said it
He's really good at saying random passive aggressive stuff
foxy jumpscare reaction.
Markiplier AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH FUCK!
CR1TIKAL: the fuck is this thing I don't know what the fuck that was about it came from no mans land.
called over reacting :D
exactly, we need cr1tikal in a horror movie. *Jason jumps out of some bushes with a mahete.* Cr1tikal: excuse me sir you're interrupting my power walk please get out of my way.
and he'd have to listen, because if he didn't, he'd get a C1R1T1C4L ass whoopin'
Wallace Collins it'd probably be a cr1t1K4L hit
QuasarKnight Hitting CR1T1CAL 1's. 😂
Bro this came up on my recommended feed 9 years later 😂
He called himself tango echo alpha which literally spells tea
Thanks captain obvious
@@oldpop788 I didn't notice-
@@oldpop788 even I didn’t notice-
@@sabotush341 it’s ok not everyone pays attention
Congrats you’ve gained -1 intelligence
"What the fuck? Did they send in an EMP?" That one got a chuckle out of me
Fr fr
I wish more TH-camrs had the same type of humor as Cr1tikal
then it would suck, I'd rather have one penguin
Yeah just one Cr1tikal is enough, especially since he uploads daily
I came for the every four month comment
@@BurntSocc what
pain you ruined it
Anyone else have this beautiful gem show up in their recommended after the FNAF movie?
"Don't insult their music"
i almost pissed myself hearing that story
I almost die dlaughing xDXDXDXDXDXDX
+SlyFlygon The slyest flygon around you pressed the space-bar at the wrong time
9:30 this is my childs bed time story now.
Checking in 5 years later to ask, is it really? I'm curious lmao
this is getting recommended to me all of a sudden lol
Same
"You have got to be stirring my pasta" New favorite line.
Frr
Critikal:“Why is this bear still at my door”
Bonnie:am I a joke to you
I died at that line omg
In Charlie's eyes, the "bear" does look like a joke.
Overused comment
People keep saying that it seems the he doesn't get scared because he records his videos then comments over them. Well that's bullshit. I'm the same way, I just can't get scared by movies or video games or other stuff that's intended to be scary because the fact that it's fake is always in my mind throughout the entire experience and it seems it's the same way with Cr1TiKaL.
With that said, congratulations on 1 million subscribers
IT oculd also just be, that these are jump scares, and jump scares just aren't really scary, they just annoy.
Yeah, I am pretty sure that he records videos and then comments over them. However, that doesn't mean it isn't funny.
HardCR0W even so these things aren't very scary. like especially when the fox came out, it was just like "hey, I think it's time to go home."
HardCR0W he specificly says "im commentating while im playing" at the start
HardCR0W he specificly says "im commentating while im playing" at the start
charlie in this video sounds like someone doing an impression of charlie
I love how all these other youtubers scream and 'almost' have heart attacks but here's critikal calm as fuck
Ikr that why I subscribe XD
critikal is a soulles calm fucker who has a "good" sense of humor like me
"Well excuse me ma'mm" LOL
Ikr
lol same
wow, that jump scare didnt even phase him lol
Shane Fagan yeah it is
Shane Fagan
No, jumpcares just aren't scary, end of story.
Critical doesn't get scared if you watch his scary gameplays he never gets scared he's just a bad ass
His scary game videos sort of cast a light on the exaggeration performed by big TH-camrs flipping out at scary games. I love it.
Ryanator I've seen him express true pain once and wow it sounded painful.
Jesus Christ that piss story was great
that's the hardest I laughed in a long
in a long
in a long
IN A LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONG
tfw watersports kink
every other TH-camr: *LOUD SCREAMING*
cr1tikal: oh no.
In light of finding out his snapchat and what he looks like, this story make SO MUCH FUCKING SENSE
damn kid hmu
+Banana Breeze why would you comment this and not present the aforementioned information. I demand you Release this knowledge unto us.
+Adam Clark snap chat is Big_Moist I've provided the deets. All up to you now fam.
+AirBendingBear
+Tofu DX Panty and Stocking i think.
I've seen Markiplier play FNAF, but Cr1tikal takes the cake for this one.
well no shit, markiplier is garbage
Slime Privilege Gasp!
"5am, my favorite time to wipe my ass."
-Cr1TiKaL 2014
"Yaaay 6 AM. I finish wiping my ass by then."-Cr1tikal
haha
Oh Boy 5am
Dude literally got jumpscared and just said “How rude of you, I was in the middle of a call”😂
"Please don't pick up the phone, I can't bare his four hour conversation"
''it's gonna pop out, I guarantee it...''
AAAHHHHH!!!
''....there it is''
"What if Freddy Frat-F-what? What if Freddy Fat- What the fuck-Ahh, fuck Freddy F-f-f, I....Wow"
lol
i absolutely adore how he hasn’t changed at ALL from when this was released
I hope you're being sarcastic
@Rektspresso still got the same monotone voice and way of going about things, same difference so i dunno what you’re seein’
“I don’t know why you’re letting me stop you with just a simple door and light you flew in here at light speed last time” that’s why I love cr1tikal
While this game is horseshit, i feel like we all ignored how brilliant Cr1tikal was. "He fucking scootered along there, the guy on the phone was still have half way through his lecture about the importance of a stable economy"
His lines is perfect
***** thanks
I don't think this game is horseshit, why do you think so. I'm not angry. I'm curious.
+Tim Clark Because of the cancerous fanbase that grew Into terminal cancer, It's rare to find good fans that are actually Into other games. That's why he calls It horseshit, It started a fandom of Furry Porn and Yaoi.
Tritnew 1 yeah but the game itself isn't bad, its quite good
“Judging from it’s facial expression it looks like someone just shoved a soup ladle up it’s ass” - Critikal, 2014
8 years later and it’s in the recommended