True Facts: The Lemur
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 6 ต.ค. 2024
- So cute it makes you want to barf. / truefacts
True Facts T-shirts: ze-true-store....
Adoption link: lemur.duke.edu...
Also check out: lemurlove.org
Footage courtesy of:
Shutterstock
Getty Images
Christine Drea
Daniel Farmer
Duke Lemur Center
Fred & Peggy Heiman, Globe Video Productions
Malcolm S. Ramsay
Erick Tseng
Marni LaFleur, lemurlove.org
Mikael Karlmark, Karlmark International
Tara Clarke
Valentina Delille
TAZMPictures.com
Music: / querflote
”...Sort of a ’airline passenger with urgent diarrhea trying to squeeze past the drink cart’ kind of walking’.”
So accurate I died. 😂🤣🙃
Hahaha XD.
That and a fraternity brother cup wafting a fart got me.
Who else *knew* he was gonna say Leemyur like that XD??
Amanda VHK +
Amanda VHK true
Toilet gets slighted at a cocktail party.
Toilet's face flushes with embarrassment .
Too good. This is not the place for such comments. Dumb it down a bit.
Philith oh my god lmao
You stop that.
"his reputation had been soiled"
Get out!!!!
His analogies are so on point and brilliantly hilarious.
Yes, especially with the "airline passenger with urgent diarrhea trying to make it past the drink cart" kind of walk. LMFAO.
totally :)
The balloon part got me 😭😭😂
Bluex - Have you seen his two TED Talks? They show a few more facets of this brilliant diamond called ZeFrank. I believe he has brought many, many people together, rather than dividing people!
Emphasis one the Anal part of the equation.
“The little piggy who went to the market wasn’t going on a shopping trip”
UM EXCUSE ME?!??!? I had to pause the video and walk away because that was a sudden and disturbing realization
Did you make that face?
I'm at 3:46 and came to the comments just for this.
🤣
I had to look it up cuz I was curious. 😥😢 And Oh
Thank you Reddit.
"Just finished my snack. Now to wipe its venom on my balls."
-Lemurs
Wait only lemurs are supposed to do that?
Makes me wonder how they would manage to have children then
@@spidertopus VERRRRRY CAREFULLY :)
I'm a zookeeper who has worked with ring-tailed lemurs and I 100% approve of you're videos as well as the conservation messages
Who gives a crap if you approve. This hilarious
I give a crap
@@user-qt5uf8pg2x I think every sensible person does give a crap since this video is to educate and convince people to play their roles in saving all these endangered species; but with a touch of humor. If it's not factual, it can't and it won't serve the purpose it was originally made for.
But can you explain how King Julian exists in a matriarchal species?
@@Ichigo90 He's got a really small "submarine" and most of the lemurs think he's a girl
I’m so happy this is back
th-cam.com/video/G-QynRaS_So/w-d-xo.html I agree😊😊👍🏻👍🏻May I recommend a beautiful reaction youtuber I stumbled upon and love 😊Dark fox ❤️gentle and kind demeanor
I feel you man
Agreed. This was the only channel I refuse to unsubscribe thinking one day this series will return.
@@chadkirk150 Your Faith was so well rewarded :)
No
“Females are dominant.”
Then explain King Julian?
self proclaimed?
Plot twist: King Julien is a chick
Steamloco there were no females
Drag
Steamloco well yeah but he's feminine
“...like byiürds...“ 😂
*Isn't she that singer from Iceland or Greenland...one of the 'Land' places that's usually ice?*
@@gerrynightingale9045
Biyörk
*It's a pity you interpreted a pithy observation as an actual inquiry*
Elle-Iza Logan
Gets me every time
@@gerrynightingale9045
Nigga what
god: "let there be lemurs"
*everyone liked that*
Amen!
Today is a day of celebration, brothers!
YES
Tis good
We should throw a party
Celebrate as people do....
He's definitely my 6th favorite youtuber.
"This is Brendas little tree mow" that one gets me everytime
now*
@@absolutetrash7880 there's an edit button you know, lol
“Like this one. Who looks like he just realized that the little piggy who went to the market wasn’t going on a shopping trip.”
Me: “huh? ............ OH MY GOD!”
Oh fuck I just noticed it
Yeah, I totally missed this as a kid too. I seriously thought it was going shopping!
I’m afraid to ask, but, I’m missing what happened.... :/ WAIT, is the little piggy gonna become somebody’s dinner?
Yes
unless you own a pig farm, you probably get your pork chops from the local supermarket.
This is the stuff you don’t learn watching Zaboomafoo
Glad I'm not the only person who watched that show here :)
You clearly aren't listening. He talks about the differences and trates, but in a minimal way.
IT'S ME
AND YOU
AND ZABOOMAFOOOOOOOOO
@@gary6884 what about ZOOM
Channel rename: zamboomemfrank
The saying "blowing smoke up their ass" is a reference to Victorian medicine where they would use tobacco smoke as an enema using a tube and a bellows. It was mostly used as an early form of resuscitation.
This comment should be way up
Sridaran Srinivas thanks m8
Actually, doctors mostly stopped giving smoke enemas before Victoria took the throne. They were mostly a 1700s thing. They _are_ where the saying comes from, though
Anastas1786 I got the dates mixed up
did it work?
2:30 Monty Python's "I fart in your general direction" got a whole new meaning...
Your mother was a hamster, and your father smelt of elderberries! (Sorry, it had to be done.)
My thoughts exactly when he said that!
The best quotes of all time!
True facts about Zefrank1
1. He only uploads once in a blue moon.
2. Have control over the moon, meaning he can upload whenever he wants.
3. Can't see the colour purple.
4. Can't count past 4
4. Not a fan of list
4. Is regarded as being the "most hella adorbs" of all the primates.
once in a blue moon you say. right i'm painting my ares blue
Hes also white
5.- He has a butthole fetish.
That is how a zefrank do.
He must have control over the moon, because he uploaded this on a full moon
"It even learned how to make nests, like beurds"
I don’t understand it but him not pronouncing the names of animals correctly never ceases to enchant me. 😂 Bieurrrdzz indeed.
I wish my beard could build nests
so iconic
Who else *knew* he was gonna say Leemyur like that XD??
babays
"I fart in your general direction! Your mother was a hamster and your father smelled of elderberry!"
It's a real travesty that more people didn't catch the reference, as evidenced by only 10 concurrent likes.
Over 100 knights who say neee.
"It's a killer rabbit! Run away!" they added this gem of a movie to Netflix!
@@RodimusPrime29 nothing a holy hand grenade cant fix
@@given_it_a_go9801 🤣🤣
Who else just watch this videos every now and them again because they are just too good to only be watched once?
Practically everyone who has ever watched in the 1st place. Been back here lately? YW. 😜
Ah, the tail. The necktie of the butt.
I applaud you for your Calvin and Hobbes reference.
I had actually forgotten that that's where I had heard it! Calvin and Hobbes was a childhood staple.
I'm glad you are are promoting a conservation organization in the video :)
Mix the smells from your rear buttus, front stank, and two pitzels and wave it at someone... ten bucks, they'll leave 😭😭😭😭😭
Omg and the airline passenger - I died
@@samanthabourne4865 You ain't lying. These kill me each time they come out
I lost it at "front stank"!
"Basking its nitzels in the sun"
Oh my God,that one had me dying over here.
🤣🤣🤣
You should make a video about the Kakapo!
It’s an endangered parrot on New Zealand that doesn’t have any wings, and just runs around on the ground, and they’re _amazing_
I do second this. They do have wings, but they don't fly... And also they will hump anything. That must make for fun commentary.
Or the Kea, the only mountain-dwelling species of parrot. They look rather drab on the outside, but I bet he could come up with some really good reactions when they open their wings.
I’m down for both, but Zefrank *needs* to comment on the kakapo’s sideburns!
KindlingKatalyst they’re also carnivores iirc, not a common trait in parrots, and are really smart. Like a crow who doesn’t want to scream a lot when its be-behs learn how to fly.
Kind of like the kiwi? What's with new Zealand and ground biyurds?
“The mouse lemur.... which is amazing”
Agreed
Watching this in a library was a grave mistake
Or in a hospital waiting room like I am right now..... trying not to scream! Lolololol
This is zefrank1. What did you expect?😂. Always funny.
This is assuming you watched his other vids and are a fan.
On a funeral would be much more worse...
Or you could show everybody, and make some new friends
or eating. I about lost my life on a meatball sub.
It's amazing how softly they land. On the Isle of Wight there's a place where you can can walk through an enclosure to get close with them. You're not allowed to touch them but they jump and climb all over you.
They are as soft and gentle as can be and they love sitting on your shoulder like a pirate with parrot
Thank you for your comment and insight. It's great to see someone focusing on this but perhaps I shouldn't be too concerned. Apparently, this video has made Lemur Fans from NASCAR Fans
3:13
Missed opportunity:
The Sifaka don't give a faka.
Probably since it would have been perceived as "low-hanging fruit".
@@The_Kirk_Lazarus Well he already showed us the Sifaka's "low-hanging fruit".
@@hohhoch3617 Nice job, good sir.
That's not as funny. Puns are only funny to the people making them.
@Mr. Faith I know it's my opinion. No one said you had to agree. I voiced my opinion because I have an opinion. That's why they are opinions. Puns are not funny. I never once said it was a fact.
i already knew how you were going to say lemur before i even clicked
i was not disappointed
lee-myurr
I actually had a roommate who worked at the Duke Lemur Center. He said that every so often one of the lemurs would figure out how to escape from the enclosure, but nobody cared.
Literally, 10 times out of 10, that poor lemur would show up on the outside of the enclosure within a matter of days, whining and clinging to the fence, *DESPERATE to be let back in, where it was safe, warm, dry, and they had all the sliced fruit they could eat.*
I like to think that the conversation among the other lemurs goes something like this:
"Oh, hey, it's Tim! Where'd you run off to Tim?"
"Shut up, Larry."
"Hey, look everybody! Tim's back! Say hi, Tim!"
"I mean it Larry, I'm not in the mood."
"What, you mean you didn't enjoy your holiday?"
"I swear to God, Larry, just drop it!"
Did you and your roomate pick lint of each other’s sweaters with your tongue while naked?
As a kid I thought learning about nature was fun. Now as an old guy with an iPad, zefrank shows me it's actually hilarious. Haha
I feel weirdly connected to Zefrank based on the fact that the Reddit post about the little piggy impacted us so greatly it stays with us to this day
I don't really use plebbit, what's the context of that?
Vincent Parra there was a reddit post of some sort a bit ago saying that they hadn’t realized until just that moment (as an adult) the little piggy going to the market doesn’t mean that it went shopping but that it was going to be sold at the market. After seeing that, a lot of reddit realized that was the actual meaning at the same time.
I never saw that and now Zefrank has ruined my childhood.
Let's all give our prayers to Zaboomafoo...
R.I.P "Monguseeka"
ProtopulsarGames
me:Birds
He:Beurds
F
May he rest in peace. ✌✌✌
Oh sad!
'Kay... but I think anyone who really saw that show knows Zoboo was a crack lemur. Great lemur and all, but just saying. Go back and look at the songs about each daily animal guest. Totally high on something during those. A little TOO enthusiastic and jumping around like a fiend, man. Why do you think the Kratt bros always had to bee there co-hosting? To make sure he didn't ever O.D. or something, likely.
I still haven’t gotten used to you being active again so every time I see your name in my sub box my heart skips a beat and I get really happy
Ditto
_Same_
I just assume it's an old video, somehow edit the "new" out visually and sit on it for two days. And THEN I get around to it.
It’s almost better than Karen bringing back my kids.
Deadprez101 Karen is a bitch
"Turd's-eye view" and "Total eclipse of the bum" are freaking brilliant!
"Big Bird and Snuffalupyourbutts" got me giggling
Im just here for zoobomafoo references
Alas. We were both disappointed.
Everyone always wants to come along and see what's new.
RIP Jovian
Just about to ask if anyone knew about him, guess I'm not needed anymore.
* Zoboomafoo
>>King Julien has entered the chat
>>Mort has entered the chat
King Julien: Mort! What did I say
>>Mort has left the chat
I heard it in his voice
Did he tell Mort to stop eating stupid insects?
I LIKE TO.....
MOVE IT MOVE IT
Anybody ever watch that Penguins of Madagascar cartoon or was it just me
"like byeeerds"
I swear, the best parts of these videos are when he laughs at his own jokes
"Turd's-eye view" cracked me up pretty good. :D
Octopus tree: *Spents 100.000 years developing spikes to not be climbed.*
Sifaka: *Climbs it*
Octopus Tree: *Am I a Joke to you?*
"wtf bro"
Sifaka: Yes :P
They don't give a faka
Octopus Tree: *UN-FUCKING-BELIEVABLE*
Yes, yes you are.
"Food just flying around. Like if a tornado hit a Flamin Hot cheeto factory!"
That would be the highlight of my life!
You're being doomed by your own hubris. Think of the hot cheeto dust. Think of your eyes. Think of your lungs.
tori248 potentially some people would get excited and/or drunk enough to strip naked to dance in the Cheeto dust. The fools.
@@vicky248123 I'd were a mask, some googles/glasses and carry some giant bags.
Hot cheetos with lime* 😋
“Like a fraternity brother cup wafting a fart” 😂😂
Oh my the legend is BACK!
Our lord and savior has returned.
Dr Bright no using the lemurs as D-class replacements.
@@explosiverift2037 God damn it, that's a good idea.
He was back like 8 months ago
ZEFRANK IS BACK! AGAIN! seriously stop dying
Zefrank was dead? He came back? Like Jesus or a vampire?
He went to BuzzFeed.. and when BuzzFeed is laying a lot of people off, his channel is active again? I hope he didn't get fired..
@Elpistoler09 he doesn't have to make you episodes lol
I CANNOT believe you didn't say "Sifaka don't give a faka"
GippyHappy meh
Too common for zefrank to say.
That would be the Kuala
Because, Sifaka DO give a faka! Cause thats how lemurs do!
OMG, I literally just said that to myself
Probably named his cat “cat food cat”
I passed away.
I'm also in the afterlife now thanks to that line.
rest in peace.. the cat wont mind. cat changes its name to Stuart.
This is probably one of the best channels I've ever found
Execpt for girl teen's that are moody
*OH MY GOD THAT DI[BLEEP] WHY DID YOU SHOW ME THAT?*
ZeFrank is the grandfather of vlogging.
I was legit thinking about this channel in class just 10 minutes ago and now an update.
Life isn’t so bad now.
Lol
Riverdunce
I was so happy, legit.
I was like “finally!”
R.I.P. the lemur that played Zaboo in Zaboomafoo.
Ordinary people: Ring-tailed lemur
Me, an intellectual: Zoboomafoo
Yes!
Yeeesss!
Zaboomafoo was a sifaka
Except he was a sifaka
Me, a big brained man: JULIEN
Leemyur. The only pronunciation I will ever need.
Did anyone else predict exactly how he would say that?
Yup! Saw the video in my subs and thought, "Can't wait to hear him say "leemyur"! And within just a few seconds, my wish was granted.
Look mom, I'm doing the scientific knowledge!
Sally, the scientific knowledge has had a long day. Please don't bother it like that.
I laughed so hard. Thanks for educating, entertaining, and encouraging us to help these animals. Much respect .
Racist.
Zefrank: "The piggy who went to market wasn't going on a shopping trip."
Me: O.O
Me: My childhood is ruined. Again.
Lemurs are cute, especially the Bebeis.
🤣🤣
And I'm not blowing smoke up their a**.
@@tgg1033 i don't even know why i would
I have an idea...
Omg...the little piggy went to the market....and turned to sausage!?? My childhood is ruined. I'm 16 and I never realized....zefrank...why...
SAME AND IM 22
Just wait till you realize "Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side" is a suicide joke.
@@callmethebomb 🙏 high five for sadness.
@@MrKezzerdrix oh noooo I actually didn't know that. My world is wrecked 🤤🤤🤤
27 god damn
I’ve always wanted a couple lemurs as pets . They’re so cool . I hope they don’t go extinct
Thanks for featuring my country's unique animal!! We're proud of our lemurs. We have massive protected natural forest where lemurs live freely and it takes hours of getting lost in there to find them, but it's totally worth it. And yes, they're loud AF.
I wish flight tickets to Madagascar were cheaper to allow people to come visit more. Nature lovers would be taken aback by the unique animals and plants we have. As well as landscape and breathtaking beaches. Although maybe it's better to not have too much flooding tourist too :D
So tell me, do they enjoy basking their nitzels?
💕💕
I bet a lot of Brendas have a lot of their little trees now
Note from the rest of the world to Madagascar: Be happy the tickets are so expensive.
Dude stfu your not from Madagascar.. everyone knows that not a real place 🤣🤣🤣
Omg the pig didn't go to the market willingly.... Mind blown
Same, mind blown here too
Seriously? Even as a kid I wondered why, or how, pigs would go shopping. They literally live in their own shit and they'll "wee, wee, wee" anywhere. How could they even count money without opposable thumbs?
@@wirelesmike73 Pigs didn't live in houses made of straw, sticks and bricks either. I thought it was a story.
@@scalpingsnake Actually, I know someone with a pet pig named Hamilton that lives in the house. It's a brick house. In the "pigs' room", (yes, the damn pig has his own room), there is a wicker hut like an oversized dog house that the pig sleeps in, and it is lined with... you guessed it, straw for bedding. When I first learned of this I thought, You cheeky bastard. The guys name is Peter and he grows pumpkins because, of course he does. I don't know why I even stay friends with that smart-ass. He's a real prick. >_
Does he pickle peppers in his spare time?
That claw is basically only used for coke nowadays.
Do you ever get confused when you get a new message?
"Let's pretend we're dragons"
I died.
God tier content has arrived. Rest your eyes upon it.
Thank you thank you thank you so much for talking about the duke lemur center and symbolic adoption. Part of the reason Lemurs are endangered is their popularity in the pet trade. I'm and undergrad who's taken many physical anthro classes including a field school with the Lemur Conservation Foundation in Florida and you wouldn't believe how many lemurs are rescued pets. Remember Lemurs aren't pets but they are precious and important parts of our evolutionary history!
Just like byuuurds you say?
0:53 "It's like picking a piece of lint off your roomate's sweater. Except you're both naked and you're using your tongue."
Possibly my favorite quote ever from Zefrank.
He isn't dead. And for a while I was worried
This is actually a posthumous release
@@Michael-xm4ux I laughed buts it's actually not funny.
That is how the zeFrank do.
He's gotta produce top-quality animal documentary-esque vids somehow.
I like to move it, move it
She like to move it, move it
We like to move it, move it
We like to move it!
You beat me to it
my main man king julien
We now know why King Julien sings it. 0:42 is the answer.
(...woah, 42 IS the answer)
T O M hail the king
They must be Californians
"Let's pretend we're dragons."
"I have an idea!"
😖😆🤣
I have to admit, I'm not quite sure I get it
at one point in time, there was a medical procedure where they would pump tobacco smoke up your butt in an attempt to treat various ailments. it didn't work
@@lahlybird895 The phrase "blowing smoke up your ass" had to come from somewhere. As a possible explanation our narrator postulates that at one point someone suggested playing 'dragons' with their friends by inhaling smoke and blowing it back out. Then, someone gets a bright idea: to blow that smoke up someone's ass.
Although Caleb Daily's suggestion is much more likely to be correct (lets be real, pretty much anything you can think of has been tried as a miracle cure - it's like porn that way) , I prefer the romanticised notion suggested by our friendly narrator.
Also I can guarantee this has been tried as porn before. Because porn.
Jeff Wells ur right on point!
To be honest i have grown and im not a child but seing the baby lemurs being held and also hugging a stuff toy just makes me expolede in cuteness and happiness it makes me want to adopt one
I thought you had left us for another 4 years.
"That's how Ring Tailed Lemurs do." There I said it. How come you don't say that anymore that was my favorite part that got me hooked on this series to begin with?
Rule of threes, if he says it too much it gets old, that's comedy.
Oh shit you're right!!! 😦 That line is legendary!
Actually, it's super easy. Barely an inconvenience!
'Cause that's just how a ZeFrank do.
It has to happen at the right moment.
ZOOBOOMAFOO
I'm so glad somebody said it.
With the Kratt brothers!
@@joshuahadams That was my childhood.
I’m happy knowing there’s people who still remember that adorable lemur
I loved that show so much as a kid
“While walking in the woods one day, Chris and Martin saw something strange...”
It's kind of sad how far I had to scroll to find this sort of reference
@@TheDjpwn3 I know.
Zfrank is basically that really cool uncle that you only see during the holidays but always makes the table full of laughter lol
“Like fraternity brothers cup wafting a fart” 😂😂😂😩🤮☠️
What the fuck is the need for the emoticons in this comment?
@@purplehaze2358 Have some coffee, ya gloomboi
@@purplehaze2358 Hows 963 treating ya these days?
@@themightymcb7310 Mediocre.
THE LORD WALKS AMONG US ONCE AGAIN
He's my sixth favorite youtuber. He was my third, but then I realized he was one of the spawn of buzzfeed.
creator of joy. spark of confort and bringing of the wonderful stomach paint after laughing aloud.
hail our one true king
"if you did this with your roommates you'd be close too, it's like picking a piece of lint off your roommates sweater, except your both naked, and your using your tongue" 👅
*sort of like an airline passenger with urgent diarrhea trying to squeeze past the drink cart kind of walking.*
The very honest and far too descriptive David Attenborough.
This is Zefrank.
Don't you mean *Sir* David Attenborough?
"We might be endangered some day"
He told the future
Liked the video before watching to make sure it was real.
I always like videos before I watch them. Not like I can't just switch it to a dislike in case I dislike it.
The grandfather of TH-cam has posted. Amen
"And I'm not just blowing smoke up their butts. I...I don't even know why I would do that"
He said Waved in their general direction...
What are the French doing in Mada-
THATS NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS YOU-
To be honest it's about time for lemurs to shine
Bugs are embarrassed when their friends are eaten by a mouse lemur!
Drake Kay especially if the mouse lemur is Mort
Zoboomafoo
@@Michael-xm4ux zoboomafoo was a talking Lemur character that starred in a kids tv show of the same name.
it also had the Kratt brothers.
YOOOOOOOO
-with the kratt brothers!
Sucks that he died
It use to be one of my favourite show!
Indeed one of the cutest animals! Their eyes are amazing. I'd have liked to hear more of the sounds of the lemur, but am grateful to you for providing info about helping the lemur (as well as those "bebbie" shots, as I'd never seen a picture/film of a new, little lemur before!).
Woah did that lemur’s magnum shlong just flap upwards?
@Paper St. No no, continue, I want to hear this story
@@soulfox32 I bet he used to show off as I did when I was a LOT younger; I'd penis-press a wet towel. To be fair, it wasn't a beach towel, just a regular one.
@Paper St. boredom, boredom never changes
@Paper St. Young? I think everyone who has one tries now and and then
@Paper St. define Young.
Just watched this one, maybe all time best True Facts. The ending was a rich trove of puns, my favorite humor. So I end with this....
Happy tails doodoo, until we excrete again.
Lets not forget Jerome, starring with Jack Nicholson in, 'One Poo Over The Coocoo's Nest'.
Teddy is still best. This one is very good.
@@energyideas
Teddy is indeed special, in a category of its own. Hence, my disclaimer mentioning True Facts. That and I watched the video around 3:00am. Appreciation is subjective but I think we all agree, ZeFrank is one funny man, not only in his choice of material but in his delivery as well.
@@bkerchev Agree with ALL • Puns, Teddy & True facts. XO omg baby lemurs are *ALL KINDSA CUTE* too!! 🌈💖😁😊
Not one of my favourites actually, but that could be because I worked in a lemur exhibit in a zoo for a year so I both knew all the facts and hate lemurs
Zoboomafoo? is *squints*.... is that you?
"Like if a tornado hit a flaming hot cheeto factory"
That's strangely specific 😂
Love the way you describe stuff that goes on in nature
"Oh, No..nope that's a male"
His pee pee wanted attention, or it could be me giving too much attention to his micro pee pee
So basically California... Or Bangkok
I want to start an IG account called “Friday makeup tips and buttholes”. 🤣
I'd follow
Yes. King Julien and his subjects gets his own video!
Hilarious!!! I really enjoyed watching this video. Made me laugh hysterically and required many rewinds to catch what I missed and laugh some more. Thanks for making it. 🤣 Learning and laughter are perfect combinations.
You had me at "brown eyed Earl"
Brenda and Jerome pissin' on a tree. P-I-S-S-I-N-G!