True Facts: Macaques

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  • True Facts Poster! ze-true-store.myshopify.com/
    CREDITS:
    MUSIC: / querflote
    Thanks to Dr. Erin Riley, Dr. Kathryn Devaney,
    and Dr. Lauren Brent for their time helping
    me with research.

    Cédric Sueur & Marie Pelé
    shot the wonderful sequences on
    Kōjima Island. They have an
    incredible book on Snow Monkeys
    which you can find at:
    www.issekinicho.fr
    They also have many more videos
    on their YT channel:
    / issekinicho
    Macaque Stone Tools Footage from
    "Technological Response of Wild Macaques (Macaca fascicularis) to Anthropogenic Change
    by Lydia V. Luncz, Magdalena S. Svensson, Michael Haslam, Suchinda Malaivijitnond,
    Tomos Proffitt & Michael Gumert"
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  • @catterbitd
    @catterbitd 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11636

    "It's too long be be mahcock" probably one of the funniest jokes I've heard on this channel

    • @aiiv7839
      @aiiv7839 3 ปีที่แล้ว +147

      I always pronounce it like that. I don't even know if it's correct.

    • @bbrokenronin1939
      @bbrokenronin1939 3 ปีที่แล้ว +252

      Subtle... Yet not so bold.

    • @DemBigOlEyes
      @DemBigOlEyes 3 ปีที่แล้ว +62

      Woah, let's back up a bit.

    • @jakedowney270
      @jakedowney270 3 ปีที่แล้ว +137

      It took me like 10 seconds after to get the joke

    • @1216jimmyz
      @1216jimmyz 3 ปีที่แล้ว +222

      Easy guys, it's a dick joke...don't take it so hard....

  • @vetda
    @vetda 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3254

    "Get these guys a deep fryer" "Sure, a few may fall in, but that's how I learned to swim"

    • @brianschlicher59
      @brianschlicher59 3 ปีที่แล้ว +83

      They're 2/3rds of the way to French fries. Lol
      Great line.

    • @KaladinVegapunk
      @KaladinVegapunk 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      I haven't finished the video yet.. but I really hope he mentions that they dip their sweet potatoes in the ocean to salt them hahaha (edit okay he did haha, explains the deep fryer comments)
      It's a huge thing in anthropology
      The hot springs is really fucking cool though, that had to be included
      Also, there's some really cool research with the tool use, since it's a learned and taught behavior, but they don't develop past that into more complex usage in centuries, it's building blocks of culture definitely, but they don't really rapidly develop like human society did in the 12,000 years since agriculture and society formed
      If that group died out then the knowledge would be lost

    • @myrkhosh
      @myrkhosh 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Yes, that's what he said.

    • @charles8589
      @charles8589 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Saw your comment at the beginning of the video and figured, that will make sense in context, and... it did? This guy makes such hilarious videos

    • @mrmckenzie0
      @mrmckenzie0 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      We already built them a damn hot spring, tell them to use that to cook them.

  • @rizqiramadhan546
    @rizqiramadhan546 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1488

    Is this the Artic Monkeys everyone's been talking about

  • @SetzerII
    @SetzerII 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1358

    After all the stuff Potato discovered, I'm slightly surprised it didn't notice "If you leave a few grains in the dirt, it makes more grains" and invent macaque agriculture.

    • @TheDonutMan3000
      @TheDonutMan3000 2 ปีที่แล้ว +243

      That would’ve been low-key terrifying

    • @ahn0x
      @ahn0x 2 ปีที่แล้ว +191

      @@TheDonutMan3000 apes together strong

    • @TheDonutMan3000
      @TheDonutMan3000 2 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      @@ahn0x Dawn of the beginning of the rise for the war of the rule of the planet of the apes

    • @sohamchousalkar5126
      @sohamchousalkar5126 2 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      @@TheDonutMan3000 behold, the rap song, 'of tha'. haha!

    • @Aaron-zu3xn
      @Aaron-zu3xn 2 ปีที่แล้ว +167

      they don't need agriculture they've tricked humans into delivering food,grain won't grow in salt water btw that's why they didn't grow it

  • @sagewilson5359
    @sagewilson5359 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2975

    “Warming up his noodle and she says ill take it al dente.” Clever asf

    • @anthonysmith1228
      @anthonysmith1228 3 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      What does al dente mean?

    • @austinm.9832
      @austinm.9832 3 ปีที่แล้ว +165

      @@anthonysmith1228 semi-firm.

    • @MondeSerenaWilliams
      @MondeSerenaWilliams 3 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      @@anthonysmith1228 toothsome

    • @snowjewel3982
      @snowjewel3982 3 ปีที่แล้ว +93

      Anthony Smith al den·te
      /äl ˈdentā,al/
      adjective
      (of food, typically pasta) cooked so as to be still firm when bitten.
      "the eggs created a rich coating for the al dente spaghetti"
      adverb
      so as to be still firm when bitten.
      "I had the linguine and calamari served al dente in a nice red sauce"

    • @Nightsky071
      @Nightsky071 3 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      I laughed really hard at that part.

  • @ashlloy0803
    @ashlloy0803 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3182

    "Remember how your father went pit to get cigarettes and never came back" "yeah" "well go get cigarettes" sounds like it could be a super evil sick burn

    • @evancook9739
      @evancook9739 3 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      Super evil cigarette burn

    • @Amateur0Visionary
      @Amateur0Visionary 3 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      What do you mean "could be"? What else could it be, a compliment?

    • @kyozoutenno6239
      @kyozoutenno6239 3 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      @darbukaman That pubescent 'yeah' is what got me

    • @khalguvayal3210
      @khalguvayal3210 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Evan Cook l

    • @Paul-ou1rx
      @Paul-ou1rx 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      And that's pretty much how my high school graduation party went.

  • @vintagethrifter2114
    @vintagethrifter2114 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1630

    In 1972, over 100 Snow Monkeys were brought to a sanctuary in Texas. Somehow they adapted to the new environment and survived. Today there are over 600. One of the things that they came up with was an entirely new warning sound/cry for rattlesnake.

    • @justasmltwngir1732
      @justasmltwngir1732 2 ปีที่แล้ว +91

      That’s neat

    • @stevesmith9617
      @stevesmith9617 2 ปีที่แล้ว +64

      Damn it texas

    • @dexter_yours_truly
      @dexter_yours_truly 2 ปีที่แล้ว +138

      "Theres a snake in muh boot"
      "Sharon, get me my gun"

    • @TMS-pj7fp
      @TMS-pj7fp 2 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      Same happened in FL, not Snow macaques, but they formed troops and are deep in numbers now.

    • @estergrant6713
      @estergrant6713 2 ปีที่แล้ว +115

      i too live in texas and have a warning cry for rattlesnake. it goes something like this “OH SHIT!” then a slow but panicky backwards walk

  • @icetheirken
    @icetheirken 3 ปีที่แล้ว +673

    "No; it's too long to be mahcock."
    "Jerry don't do that. Leave Macaca where it was; don't play with it."

  • @MySexyParrots
    @MySexyParrots 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4131

    I will never get tired of hearing him say "behbes"

    • @marie-christinmeichner7324
      @marie-christinmeichner7324 3 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      DoodlePop I call my pets and boyfriend behbe x3

    • @pumpkinsoupseller9177
      @pumpkinsoupseller9177 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      _PLZ Buy warm and sweet pumpkin soup_

    • @marie-christinmeichner7324
      @marie-christinmeichner7324 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      DoodlePop I actually called them behbe before I knew zefrank 🤭 then I found this channel and I knew I just belong here 😂

    • @marie-christinmeichner7324
      @marie-christinmeichner7324 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I think I used the word a few times... then I heard it at EvanandKatelyn and used it regularly and then found zefrank. One of my favorite words now 🤣

    • @marie-christinmeichner7324
      @marie-christinmeichner7324 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      DoodlePop ....also I’m not the type of person you get confused when I start calling u weird names. xD

  • @cosmicdunsparce
    @cosmicdunsparce 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2840

    Is Jerry okay? He's making a lot of errors here

    • @dark_neverland
      @dark_neverland 3 ปีที่แล้ว +156

      Quarantine is getting to us all?

    • @kylestubbs8867
      @kylestubbs8867 3 ปีที่แล้ว +151

      I guess he's _that_ confident zeFrank won't fire him for it.

    • @spencereades
      @spencereades 3 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      I... think he's the intern?

    • @alexiswilliamsinc
      @alexiswilliamsinc 3 ปีที่แล้ว +125

      He was distracted by the swelling.

    • @M3T2W01f
      @M3T2W01f 3 ปีที่แล้ว +80

      Jerry doesn't give a f*** anymore, like the Koala in the rain.

  • @micah1802
    @micah1802 3 ปีที่แล้ว +565

    "Its too long to be macaque"
    That is a most brilliant subtle joke ive ever heard

  • @Arthimetes
    @Arthimetes 3 ปีที่แล้ว +556

    I swear Zefrank's voice sounds like a white morgan freeman

    • @codyallen43
      @codyallen43 2 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      Well he got his start with true facts about Morgan Freeman and it kind of evolved from there so yeah, that's kind of the point

    • @originalscottfree
      @originalscottfree 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@codyallen43 I thought he started with Sad Cat Diaries?

    • @minutemansam1214
      @minutemansam1214 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@codyallen43 The first True Facts was about Hedgehogs.

    • @jebsmith323
      @jebsmith323 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I'll just leave this here. Mr. Freeman came first. th-cam.com/video/oY8YvreAFl4/w-d-xo.html

    • @NativeTexMexican
      @NativeTexMexican 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@jebsmith323 Phrasing.

  • @DawnfireGalinndan
    @DawnfireGalinndan 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1620

    Okay but using salt-water to season your potatoes is kinda cool.

    • @FnD4212
      @FnD4212 3 ปีที่แล้ว +90

      And sweet potato no less. I sprinkles my sweet potato with salt its quite enticing to me.

    • @corinnZV
      @corinnZV 3 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      They're Gaining sentience little bits at a time.

    • @darthbane2669
      @darthbane2669 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@corinnZV Evolution isn't real dude they will never somehow be like us the world will have long since been ashes.

    • @arielbarrios3843
      @arielbarrios3843 3 ปีที่แล้ว +103

      @@darthbane2669 you never evolved, huh? That's rough buddy

    • @Amigo21189
      @Amigo21189 3 ปีที่แล้ว +84

      @@corinnZV They already have sentience (the ability to have feelings and personal experiences), what they're developing is sapience (the ability to think about what it's going to be like next time that thing that happened before happens).

  • @waterunderthebridge7950
    @waterunderthebridge7950 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3135

    I like how we named what’s basically the Macaque Einstein after potatoes

    • @thelastgreyhawk2161
      @thelastgreyhawk2161 3 ปีที่แล้ว +72

      We've done that to other humans too such as the people on the island of north sentinel. They have no clue about the world to them it's just a tiny island

    • @jaschabull2365
      @jaschabull2365 3 ปีที่แล้ว +254

      I bet whatever extraterrestrial society is observing us for research nicknamed Isaac Newton "Apple".

    • @nikkovalidor4890
      @nikkovalidor4890 3 ปีที่แล้ว +75

      the roman emperor caligula who killed so many people under his rule, was nicknamed after "small boots"

    • @Thor-Orion
      @Thor-Orion 3 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      @@nikkovalidor4890 little boots. But that’s because his dad dressed him up in a military uniform even as a child.

    • @Pillar_of_Salt
      @Pillar_of_Salt 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @Atman Gotango They always looked like weird bdsm shoes to me

  • @ilyabulgak510
    @ilyabulgak510 3 ปีที่แล้ว +183

    “Look up a picture of a dictionary inside of a moron and you will find me” 😂😂😂

  • @VocalEdgeTV
    @VocalEdgeTV 3 ปีที่แล้ว +135

    “Pride and prejudice and zombies “reference… How is he so brilliant. Even his sponsorship placement was so good I didn’t zip through it.

  • @albertamalachi3560
    @albertamalachi3560 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4830

    Imo: _washes potatoes, creates condiments_
    Researchers: "Interesting."
    Imo: _uses water as a sieve and cleaning agent_
    Researcher: "Innovative."
    Imo: _creates stone tools_
    Researchers: "Wait. Hold up."
    Imo: _creates fire_
    Researchers: "Uhm..."
    Imo: _creates language, social stratification, and Macaque mythos_
    Researchers: "Uh oh! What do we do? Oh! Let's give them a hot tub in winter!"
    Imo: _chills in hot tub, stops inventing_
    Researchers: "Phew! That was close."
    Imo: _learns about thermodynamics, nuclear fusion, and dimensional probabilities while in the tub_
    Researchers: "Oh no!"

    • @TheRedGameboy
      @TheRedGameboy 3 ปีที่แล้ว +405

      MACAQUES TOGETHER STRONG

    • @Kenabukanyo
      @Kenabukanyo 3 ปีที่แล้ว +134

      Ah , the circle of life ... But this time , with furry people .

    • @Chrisafisn
      @Chrisafisn 3 ปีที่แล้ว +97

      Peter 24 “furry people”? Italians?

    • @evansageser6943
      @evansageser6943 3 ปีที่แล้ว +180

      And now you've stumbled upon the real cause of her death. Some men will be along shortly to tie up this loose end.

    • @Dimaz42
      @Dimaz42 3 ปีที่แล้ว +83

      Imo starts a revolution against hoomans and turn the Earth into _Planet of the Macaques_

  • @Antonyeratt
    @Antonyeratt 3 ปีที่แล้ว +298

    "Charlie, remember how I told you your father went to get some cigarettes and never came back? Well, I'd like you to get some cigarettes now". 🤣🤣
    I died.

  • @Turn.Colors
    @Turn.Colors 3 ปีที่แล้ว +55

    "Look up a picture of a dictionary inside of a moron and you'll find me." That is the most elegantly brutal burn I have ever received and it wasn't even meant for me. Well done.

  • @drukharimatter2962
    @drukharimatter2962 ปีที่แล้ว +281

    “Except for the Canadians, they keep it all locked up inside”
    As a Canadian, I support this statement.

    • @gandalf_thegrey
      @gandalf_thegrey ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Finnish people are even better at that ngl

    • @azazelsiad3601
      @azazelsiad3601 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@gandalf_thegrey*looks at the Swedes+

    • @oneconfusedboi2166
      @oneconfusedboi2166 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      You know it!
      (A Fellow Canadian)

    • @GamesFromSpace
      @GamesFromSpace ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Can confirm.

    • @volkswagenation
      @volkswagenation 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      @@oneconfusedboi2166 Yup, and then we will moan all summer about how hot it is.

  • @lenap4956
    @lenap4956 3 ปีที่แล้ว +521

    "I'd like you to get some cigerette now"
    Lmao

  • @daemonofdecay
    @daemonofdecay 3 ปีที่แล้ว +717

    “Jerry, how do you say this one? You think it’s mahcawk? No, it’s too long to be mahcawk.”

    • @dukex123
      @dukex123 3 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      Fuck, I didn't even get that! Shame on me and mahcawk!

    • @CSkwirl
      @CSkwirl 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      My cork? No it's too long...that's what she said 😅

    • @davidpeabody3429
      @davidpeabody3429 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      I got that too just didnt see this comment before posting my own.. i feel big brain lol

    • @lairdcummings9092
      @lairdcummings9092 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      I sprayed soda when he said that.
      Missed my monitor, but my desktop needs a wipedown.

    • @davidpeabody3429
      @davidpeabody3429 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@lairdcummings9092 lucky for me i had just finished my drink lol

  • @aschaurora
    @aschaurora 3 ปีที่แล้ว +180

    "today we're explore the culture of... mah c*ck.."
    Me at 4am : *trying to not laugh too loud*

    • @Goabnb94
      @Goabnb94 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      No its too long to be mah c*ck

  • @schmawesome4345
    @schmawesome4345 3 ปีที่แล้ว +59

    "Butt violence is dangerous"
    🤣🤣🤣
    Jerry totally needs a raise

    • @roccov3614
      @roccov3614 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      This is the second video I've seen with a butt/but joke. Subtle butt, sorry, subtle but hilarious.

  • @nathanakbar542
    @nathanakbar542 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3656

    I forgot about this channel and searched “sarcastic animal commentator” and found the channel i wanted

    • @starseed96
      @starseed96 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Here's another: th-cam.com/video/6vYcAgsrvxI/w-d-xo.html

    • @airotiv7916
      @airotiv7916 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      🤣🤣🤣

    • @cups9449
      @cups9449 3 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      Haha, me too! I searched satire animal documentary

    • @bandtenpizzahut
      @bandtenpizzahut 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@cups9449 do i spot a fellow o'rangers fan? OOOOOOOOO

    • @cups9449
      @cups9449 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@bandtenpizzahut Yessir! We did fantastic this year. Little annoyed towards the end, but it was a great season.

  • @stigmastorm5204
    @stigmastorm5204 3 ปีที่แล้ว +410

    "Look up a picture of a dictionary inside of a moron and you'll find me."
    Nobel level writing if I ever heard any.

    • @user-dr2yz8um3d
      @user-dr2yz8um3d 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      ZeFrank knows best

    • @myroncaine
      @myroncaine 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      This went right over my head till I found your comment

  • @AndrewPonti
    @AndrewPonti ปีที่แล้ว +37

    "take it al dente" must be one of the funniest things I've ever heard along with "pipe". God I laughed so hard for 5 minutes straight. Also these creatures are amazing - you just KNOW that if they lived near a volcano they'd take the potato, wash them, soak them in seawater, then put them on the hot rocks nearby and cook them into French fries. You can see how these are our ancestors.

    • @craven5328
      @craven5328 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Yup, that part destroyed me too lol. Laughed so hard my face got sore.

    • @ManoredRed
      @ManoredRed 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      They are not actually, all the species humans descend from are extinct (at least as far back as we can reliably trace, who knows, maybe papa fish is out there somewhere). Modern primates are other branches in the great primate tree.
      And macaques are not apes, these guys are less related to us than the likes of chimps and gorillas.

    • @CookingWithCows
      @CookingWithCows 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      We're probably genetically more similar to a pig than to a macaque. It's weird like that.

  • @BOB-wo2nb
    @BOB-wo2nb 2 ปีที่แล้ว +119

    I was stationed in JN for many years and got to see the snow monkeys several times. Their societies are extremely strict. Only royalty are allowed in the hot tub. They'll kill a commoner that even gets too close to water. You'll see low ranking members literally freezing in the cold just wistfully watching the royals relax in the hot water. They're pretty hard core and ze is absolutely hilarious!

    • @musicaccount3340
      @musicaccount3340 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +13

      Damn. Makes it easier to understand how early human societies were so cruel

    • @belisarius6949
      @belisarius6949 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

      ​@@musicaccount3340Yeah...Only early ones...Never again right? Haha...

    • @Narutass43
      @Narutass43 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

      "royals"? A little dramatic

    • @musicaccount3340
      @musicaccount3340 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @@belisarius6949 it definitely got better. From the caste systems, human sacrifices, mutilation punishments, slavery, etc.

    • @TheMid-KnightRider
      @TheMid-KnightRider 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      ​@@musicaccount3340 ...
      WHAT "rock" have YOU been living under, darlin'? ALL of those "things" are STILL going on INCLUDING "human sacrifices." 🧐

  • @ghostophelia2245
    @ghostophelia2245 3 ปีที่แล้ว +459

    ... I thought for a second that he was going to say that they planted the grains and began a tradition of farming lol

    • @timwoods2852
      @timwoods2852 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Same.

    • @milkjug4237
      @milkjug4237 3 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      They will eventually. They'll do it with sugarcane probably

    • @deborahhanna6640
      @deborahhanna6640 3 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      Show them. They will learn.

    • @kinziek3190
      @kinziek3190 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Ditto

    • @ouwkyuha
      @ouwkyuha 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      give them youtube and they will become human in no time

  • @pacocadefeijao
    @pacocadefeijao 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1518

    If we didn't evolve we now could be enjoying a free hot spring

    • @joshbuenaventura3297
      @joshbuenaventura3297 3 ปีที่แล้ว +98

      God damn evolution, ruined our free hot spring

    • @j.s.2281
      @j.s.2281 3 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      Yeah not worth the swelling. Lol

    • @alexanderblatt8653
      @alexanderblatt8653 3 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      I think your forgetting something more important... we would also get a bunch of free sweet potatoes!

    • @jeffmatrachisia3827
      @jeffmatrachisia3827 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Alexander Blatt and we could be figuring out how to season them, this is truly the universe god abandoned.

    • @Dr_Andracca
      @Dr_Andracca 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@jeffmatrachisia3827 Found the white person.

  • @jackbradley8897
    @jackbradley8897 3 ปีที่แล้ว +375

    it’s crazy to think that our existence relies on a single monkey like potato. They did things differently and now we exist. life’s wild

    • @MidnightDStroyer
      @MidnightDStroyer 3 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      If they ever figure out how to turn those potatoes into low-yield batteries, we hoomanz iz all screwed.

    • @jpthepug3126
      @jpthepug3126 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@MidnightDStroyer imagine if they manage to make high voltage with the potatoes learning faster than us then they will think we are the dumb ones

    • @jpthepug3126
      @jpthepug3126 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @Nambu Tōri potato

    • @coacht6308
      @coacht6308 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      We did not come from monkey’s.

    • @ReeLesTReaLisT
      @ReeLesTReaLisT ปีที่แล้ว

      You believe that monkey to human garbage

  • @chinitonamoreno
    @chinitonamoreno 3 ปีที่แล้ว +35

    "Marriage!? But papa wouldn't allow it"
    "Elope?"
    Sounds melodramatic, straight from Romeo and Juliet, then then came, "but what about the zombies?" Ahaha

  • @KarnivorousKeyz
    @KarnivorousKeyz 3 ปีที่แล้ว +654

    Alternate title: Zefrank admires butts for 10 minutes

    • @dark_neverland
      @dark_neverland 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      He has a thing for animal butts? Have you seen the Oppih video

    • @jonplaud
      @jonplaud 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      And you admired the admiration.

    • @ImaNerdANDaGeek
      @ImaNerdANDaGeek 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Or "Jerry Doesn't Proofread"

    • @oriontigley5089
      @oriontigley5089 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Well thats what I payed for and ZeFrank delivered!

    • @diannelavoie5385
      @diannelavoie5385 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      For Zefrank, that's perfectly normal, and actually to be expected. We'd be disappointed if he didn't. Admit it.

  • @ismnotwasm1420
    @ismnotwasm1420 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1137

    “perineum, the science word for taint” I’m gonna use this line somehow, someway, someday

    • @firmanimad
      @firmanimad 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Plenty of opportunity when you're getting laid.

    • @philipmarlowe5249
      @philipmarlowe5249 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Life goals.

    • @bonniejeaneckler17
      @bonniejeaneckler17 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Hahahaaaaaa

    • @Broockle
      @Broockle 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      i learned both of those words at the same time ;D

    • @sexywhite7198
      @sexywhite7198 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      The abc; ass/ball connector

  • @taylorbullard2118
    @taylorbullard2118 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    The long macack joke just sent coffee through my nose. Thank you, I needed that this morning.

  • @arshawiir
    @arshawiir 3 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    Cracking up and fascination is the two things that happen to me when I watch your videos. Humans don't usually exhibit these two behaviors simultaneously!
    You're a genius sir.

  • @FishDrinkLightGreen
    @FishDrinkLightGreen 3 ปีที่แล้ว +392

    " It's like when you go to your friends house and find a list of friends but you're not even in the top 5 and thats bullshit because you lent him your bike "
    This is oddly specific Zefrank, who hurt you?

    • @infernaldisdain8051
      @infernaldisdain8051 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Not oddly specific enough. Even if it hasn't happened to you, I think we all know someone who this has happened to.

    • @jimm2099
      @jimm2099 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      You just let us know and we'll kick your but into their face!

    • @Abitflippant
      @Abitflippant 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      I made a list like that in my journal at school and the ass that sat next to me shared it with the class. I cringe just remembering it.

    • @englishatheart
      @englishatheart 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@infernaldisdain8051 Some people have no friends in order to know someone this happened to.

    • @ThisIsReMarkable
      @ThisIsReMarkable 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      There are still three possible MySpace spots left!

  • @touremuhammad5983
    @touremuhammad5983 3 ปีที่แล้ว +202

    “Charlie do you remember how I told you your father went out for cigarettes & never came back?” “Yeah!” “Well, I’d like you to get some cigarettes now!”

  • @marksullivan6319
    @marksullivan6319 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    "it's tricky right? That could be a nose." Lol I also find it funny how you get such a kick out of watching animals walk in rewind. The hippo's were hilarious.

  • @billmankin6204
    @billmankin6204 3 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    "Science word for taint." I had to pause to stop laughing. Twice, cuz, yeah I went back to hear that again. So glad to see you making new content - better than ever!

  • @thethoughtemporium
    @thethoughtemporium 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5338

    "Marriage? But papa would never allow it. Elope? But what about the zombies?" That, was the moment I lost it. I think that was the funniest line since "give me a kernel of corn and lets play butt hole pachinko". I fuckin love these and have for years. I'm so glad you're making them again.

    • @myguitardidyermom212
      @myguitardidyermom212 3 ปีที่แล้ว +67

      you should splice macaque genes with tomatoes so they parboil themselves for peeling

    • @kitcathuff1591
      @kitcathuff1591 3 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      5:56

    • @merryc.5466
      @merryc.5466 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@kitcathuff1591 tyvm XD

    • @kitcathuff1591
      @kitcathuff1591 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      XD np

    • @ericthered169
      @ericthered169 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Which episode is the butthole pachinko from? xD

  • @wolfknight2661
    @wolfknight2661 3 ปีที่แล้ว +903

    Cant wait for the horses one...
    "Next time you feel safe around a horse, just remember they're omnivores."

    • @wolfknight2661
      @wolfknight2661 3 ปีที่แล้ว +108

      @@kziila0244 yeah, it says herbivore on google but they can and do eat meat. I've seen one straight up eat a live chicken before

    • @blaise6258
      @blaise6258 3 ปีที่แล้ว +52

      @@wolfknight2661 WHAT????

    • @fqqno4886
      @fqqno4886 3 ปีที่แล้ว +73

      Herbivores can and will eat meat given the opportunity though prolonged consumption of meat could kill them or mutate their body

    • @fqqno4886
      @fqqno4886 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      dont quote me on this

    • @mozarteanchaos
      @mozarteanchaos 3 ปีที่แล้ว +84

      @@wolfknight2661 they'd need to eat way more meat than they do to be considered omnivores. many herbivores will opportunistically eat meat - cows will eat birds that land in their feed troughs, for instance.
      chickens, on the other hand? those're _real_ omnivores. they will intentionally hunt and kill small animals for food, and they feel no remorse for it. wonderful little creatures, chickens are.

  • @Shivxngee
    @Shivxngee 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    I'm so happy to see this. Give it a million years and macaques might be the new society.

  • @fashiondiva6972
    @fashiondiva6972 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    I don’t think I can make it through the video. I’m watching in bed and keep waking up the dog and cat (and the human beside me, but it’s the dog and cat I’m concerned about most😂) with hysterical laughing. I made it to “guess which one is ready to mate” when I gave up and vowed to finish when everyone is awake. All of these videos have this effect on me but this one was to an extreme👏🏾

  • @medchan5810
    @medchan5810 3 ปีที่แล้ว +131

    From Canadians to butt swelling to marriage to zombies, I can never tell where these are going.

    • @deckardcanine
      @deckardcanine 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Hopefully not Canadian swollen-butted zombie marriages.

    • @clothar23
      @clothar23 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@deckardcanine Is it Tuesday again ?

  • @VINCENTDARKLY
    @VINCENTDARKLY 3 ปีที่แล้ว +234

    "I swear look up a picture of a dictionary inside a moron and you'll find me."
    I don't know why but this made me laugh so hard.

  •  2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    "Throw macaca on the screen."
    The puns never stop.

  • @st4ne4rmthevill63
    @st4ne4rmthevill63 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    "No, it's too long to be macaque." LMFAAAAOOOO

  • @kylestubbs8867
    @kylestubbs8867 3 ปีที่แล้ว +430

    I guess we should expect "True Facts about the Raccoon" next week.

    • @MrAudienceMember2662015
      @MrAudienceMember2662015 3 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      I could do with some Guardians of the Galaxy references.

    • @DystopianCreativity
      @DystopianCreativity 3 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      I'm not even remotely upset with this arrangement.

    • @Crutchman74
      @Crutchman74 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Fine with me

    • @joshmitre74
      @joshmitre74 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      lol I'd love a true facts: raccoon edition

    • @shaggyspade2468
      @shaggyspade2468 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      YEESSS

  • @uttamg911
    @uttamg911 3 ปีที่แล้ว +292

    “Leave macaca where it was..Don’t play with it...” -ZeFrancaca 2020

    • @katrineaustin3135
      @katrineaustin3135 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      this needed a drink warning lol

    • @edmundnschrag
      @edmundnschrag 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      It's too long to be "my cock"

    • @songpoetry1
      @songpoetry1 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@edmundnschrag Oooh, I just got that double meaning! My first thought was "my Kaka", but that only works if you know that Kaka means poop in German and somehow I don't think that that's what he was going for.

  • @Kriegar2013
    @Kriegar2013 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    5AM on the dot. Just woke up GF and dog laughing so hard at the "pole" skit

  • @svgwsmsvgwsm
    @svgwsmsvgwsm 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Every time I think I’ve finally settled on my favorite True Facts video, another phenomenal one comes along to murky up the water! So many laugh out loud moments in this one!

  • @vanitas7441
    @vanitas7441 3 ปีที่แล้ว +336

    “I swear, look up a picture of a dictionary inside of a moron and you’ll find me.” hey frank are you okay

  • @ayakoholic
    @ayakoholic 3 ปีที่แล้ว +433

    I was fortunate enough to vacation in Japan a few years ago, and up by Chuzenji Lake there were a lot of signs warning about aggressive macaques. Apparently they'd learned that people carried food in white plastic bags and occasionally attacked people carrying them. The sign concluded with the polite but rather ominous line in English, "Some troubles occurred in this area."

    • @chee.rah.monurB
      @chee.rah.monurB ปีที่แล้ว +1

      What an inpersonal way to tell tourists that a fuccker was murderrd here.

    • @Muenni
      @Muenni ปีที่แล้ว +24

      Heard they had the same sign in Northern Ireland!

    • @daviddavidson2357
      @daviddavidson2357 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      @@Muenni We blew the sign up

    • @nono-fb8tr
      @nono-fb8tr ปีที่แล้ว +5

      My dad had monkeys take his plastic bag lunch in Singapore lol

    • @svampebob007
      @svampebob007 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      "Some troubles occurred in this area"
      Eminem - 8Miles lyrics by ayakoholic

  • @lowmelody5569
    @lowmelody5569 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    "Ill take it al dente" made me spit my cheeros on my screen.

  • @e_rawk
    @e_rawk 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    HOW am I just finding this series? These are HILARIOUS.

  • @ollieworth7341
    @ollieworth7341 3 ปีที่แล้ว +506

    "..except for canadians"
    Me, whos freezing in my near 30 degree room: yes

    • @Tommi414
      @Tommi414 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      It’s 30 degrees and you’re freezing?

    • @Heyitsann
      @Heyitsann 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Is this Fahrenheit or Celsius

    • @ChristianPaulDelage
      @ChristianPaulDelage 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      @@Heyitsann I would think Fahrenheit as Celsius would be freaking hot...

    • @kylekafka6636
      @kylekafka6636 3 ปีที่แล้ว +56

      @@Heyitsann If they're Canadian then it's Celsius, which only adds to my confusion

    • @rasenche4562
      @rasenche4562 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Aah come on it's fine!

  • @dandazed5846
    @dandazed5846 3 ปีที่แล้ว +277

    10 seconds in and we already have a shlong joke. Magnificent, Mr. Frank.

    • @veralenora7368
      @veralenora7368 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Do his friends call him "ze"?

    • @WhyName
      @WhyName 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Fuck I didn't even catch that one.

    • @PedroPetracco
      @PedroPetracco 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      s h l o n g

    • @jimclark5892
      @jimclark5892 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      It might be a shlort reference because he said, ‘it’s too long to be ma cock.’

  • @timv1109
    @timv1109 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I never expected to be so surprised....till I saw that evil duck thing....

  • @shaggyterrell8460
    @shaggyterrell8460 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Man, these are great. Even the commercials are good.

  • @icebrg.
    @icebrg. 3 ปีที่แล้ว +445

    “Meanwhile this one is warming up his noodle on the hot pipe, then she comes along and says ‘I’ll take it al-dente.”
    I’ll never see a spaghetti noodle the same way ever again.

  • @jeffnarum1373
    @jeffnarum1373 3 ปีที่แล้ว +387

    Somewhere there's a Macaque studying humans dumping food on a beach.

    • @mochoman743
      @mochoman743 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Stick Bug somewhere there's a macaque dump on the beach

    • @kassandraofodyssey6475
      @kassandraofodyssey6475 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@mochoman743 Somewhere there's a macaque dumper on the beach.

    • @mochoman743
      @mochoman743 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@kassandraofodyssey6475 somewhere there's a macaque dumping on the beach

  • @dshepherd107
    @dshepherd107 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    My stomach hurts from laughing so hard. This one is another gem! Ty for continuing to bring us these my guy.

  • @rum_coke_17
    @rum_coke_17 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    This is both hilarious and relaxing, I’m minutes from passing out.

  • @WillShakes423
    @WillShakes423 3 ปีที่แล้ว +553

    "We'll take a test. See if you can spot someone that's ready to mate. Alright, do you need more time? It's tricky, right? Because that could be a nose."
    Zefrank, you just keep getting better and better.

    • @midwest4416
      @midwest4416 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Almost spit out what I was eating right there. Love Zefrank

    • @williamresham703
      @williamresham703 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      yes; brilliant line and editing video.

  • @delennamachoo
    @delennamachoo 3 ปีที่แล้ว +414

    “And that’s why you have to be careful about what you get caught washing, by the way. Might be your nickname. That’s what “Josh “Balls in the Sink” Spectre always told me.” I’m still laughing at this.

    • @Mortthemoose
      @Mortthemoose 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      😂😂😂😂

    • @rebekahrowan1216
      @rebekahrowan1216 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Lol, I'm surprised it wasn't his friend Jerry again. 🤣🤣🤣

  • @jarenalfred66
    @jarenalfred66 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    As a Canadian I both resent and completely agree with that statement. It is -40° and my window and fan are open to my room for fresh air...

  • @andykay2636
    @andykay2636 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Combining two of my favorite things: Animal facts and humor!! I’m obsessed with your videos!

  • @ShondaBear18
    @ShondaBear18 3 ปีที่แล้ว +763

    “They both want the pipe again. Not a euphemism”🤣

    • @deyesed
      @deyesed 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Pipelaying laying on a pipe.

    • @Listening_Books12345
      @Listening_Books12345 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Wooo, 666th like! 😂😈

  • @jennythalia7320
    @jennythalia7320 3 ปีที่แล้ว +101

    "Jerry, don't do that. Leave Macaca where it was. Don't play with it"
    Hahahahahaha!

  • @crank7283
    @crank7283 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    These are so good
    I cant stop watching

  • @moseschong33
    @moseschong33 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    2:15 i keep dying at this part XD

  • @serapheid3669
    @serapheid3669 3 ปีที่แล้ว +722

    "Give these guys a deep fryer. I'm sure that some would fall in but tha- "
    I died, right there.

    • @Dimaz42
      @Dimaz42 3 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      they learn to make french fries after observing some fried macaques

    • @racookster
      @racookster 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I suddenly, graphically imagined what would happen if I tried to show a group of macaques how to use a fully-heated deep fat fryer. I'm still twitching. I'm gonna have nightmares over that.

    • @cooldude2722
      @cooldude2722 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      “-t’s how I learnt to swim.”

    • @lilmichaeltaylor546
      @lilmichaeltaylor546 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Same

  • @amadmenace8874
    @amadmenace8874 3 ปีที่แล้ว +373

    you're probably the only channel whose sponsorship portion I'll watch through, you and your voiceovers rock

    • @reNINTENDO
      @reNINTENDO 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Internet Historians are legendary. They have character arcs.

    • @Goabnb94
      @Goabnb94 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Check out Jay Foreman, his sponsorship parts are creative, entertaining and funny.

    • @TheKhalzone
      @TheKhalzone 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Ikr. It actually makes it hilarious

    • @stevenjames6766
      @stevenjames6766 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      i hate them but this one felt apart of the show/video.

    • @dolphinexpert2748
      @dolphinexpert2748 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Internet historian's ads are almost as good as his videos. I think he might make a show about nordvpn man

  • @tonya8652
    @tonya8652 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Bravo I absolutely love how you narrated this clip. Very informative and very entertaining. Thank you

  • @wallykimball8829
    @wallykimball8829 ปีที่แล้ว

    That bit about Dad going out to get smokes was golden

  • @pork_nachos
    @pork_nachos 3 ปีที่แล้ว +80

    "No, it's too long to be macock"
    This joke went right over my head for like 5 seconds then it hit me 😂😂

    • @elimuanderson889
      @elimuanderson889 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      pork_nachos over your head, like Shaquille O’Neil walking over a midget? ...then it hit ya?

    • @pork_nachos
      @pork_nachos 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@elimuanderson889 precisely, my friend 😂

  • @levannah60
    @levannah60 3 ปีที่แล้ว +141

    LOL..'you know how your father went to go get ciggarettes and never came back? I'm telling you know to go get ciggaretts now.' OMG, Priceless!

  • @someguydino6770
    @someguydino6770 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Senor' Zefranc, your presentations are a tonic to my soul; thank you
    PS
    I'm in the WSFV; drop by anytime and harvest yer own veggies on our freaky urban farm

  • @TMS-pj7fp
    @TMS-pj7fp 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    This dude is HILARIOUS love his commentary

  • @kal.e.4556
    @kal.e.4556 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1263

    "People pay money to take pictures of them while they're taking a bath"
    So, onlyfans?
    Edit: spelling

  • @SaritaWolf
    @SaritaWolf 3 ปีที่แล้ว +191

    I had no idea that the whole “snow macaques use hot springs” thing wasn’t natural, but man-made

    • @AnEnormousNerd
      @AnEnormousNerd 3 ปีที่แล้ว +65

      I mean, they stared doing it on their own. We just gave them a special hot spring just for them so they wouldn't have to use tourist locations. And, in the process, created a new tourist attraction.

    • @recoil53
      @recoil53 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@AnEnormousNerd So the area has hot springs, but they have their own man made ones?

    • @m0L3ify
      @m0L3ify 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@recoil53 Yes

    • @MuskratOutdoors
      @MuskratOutdoors 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      @@recoil53 It's a natural hot spring, just dug out and enlarged by man.

  • @tomnemerl4205
    @tomnemerl4205 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Well done my friend, well done. I love this stuff... so petty yet gratifying

  • @USAlien234
    @USAlien234 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    "And thats why you have to be careful about what you get caught washing by the way. Might be your nickname. That's what Josh Balls In The Sink Spector always told me."
    @7:56 Im dead 😆 😆 😆

  • @Th3Shrike
    @Th3Shrike 3 ปีที่แล้ว +338

    The backwards hippos are evolving, they just attained hands

    • @Mosler
      @Mosler 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      You mean the Oppih?

    • @p_ma
      @p_ma 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Shoot are they gonna bite my face on?

    • @sendoh7x
      @sendoh7x 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      We need a backwards macaque truefacts next

  • @readysteadywhoa
    @readysteadywhoa 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1142

    "Even a small injury can lead to death, because they haven't invented doctors yet"
    - zefrank 2020

    • @madcatlover7554
      @madcatlover7554 3 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      Ben Brown sounds like America with healthcare

    • @revparravager3184
      @revparravager3184 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@madcatlover7554 Naah its America with Trump who is definitely a big gross swollen hemmorroid.

    • @dogman5791
      @dogman5791 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      ???

    • @allblazing1160
      @allblazing1160 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      This man has become one of my favorite TH-camrs

    • @sheev15yearsago81
      @sheev15yearsago81 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @cody davis Boomers are the idiots who support trump.

  • @cristinitacorazon331
    @cristinitacorazon331 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    My favorite bedtime stories come from you. Great way to fall asleep with a smile.

  • @kaizer4506
    @kaizer4506 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    “It’s like Game of Thrones but with less nudity” lol

  • @nates1517
    @nates1517 3 ปีที่แล้ว +339

    “Think of it as an all inclusive nude resort.” - Zefrank 2020

    • @PlatinumAltaria
      @PlatinumAltaria 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      The entire planet is a nudist resort, humans are just too shy to join in.

  • @a-ramenartist9734
    @a-ramenartist9734 3 ปีที่แล้ว +274

    "But they dont have fur on their butt" so basically the opposite of us

    • @chihauhaun
      @chihauhaun 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      77 people have hairy butts

    • @bari2883
      @bari2883 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Speak for yourself. 😁

  • @UserOfTheZune
    @UserOfTheZune 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    These are so entertaining, but also so full of very interesting tidbits!

  • @AnneAndersonFoxiepaws
    @AnneAndersonFoxiepaws ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Those monkeys running backwards was amazing...you really made it look like the sumatopopih.

  • @TheAndersDanilet
    @TheAndersDanilet 3 ปีที่แล้ว +237

    “Ma cac” means “I am pooping” in Romanian. So... I still giggle every time I hear the word “macaque”. A macaque tried opening my backpack and then nibbled on my finger when I was visiting Gibraltar.

    • @magnificloud
      @magnificloud 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      I love how everyone giggles as macaque for different reasons

    • @b-meuwu1236
      @b-meuwu1236 3 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      It's also means dick face in Vietnamese :)))

    • @mongezinkosi
      @mongezinkosi 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      It means poop in South Africa too

    • @atsukorichards1675
      @atsukorichards1675 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      That's funny. By the way, I heard that they built the hot bath for the macaques specially because they tend to discharge in the hot water. (Same as the human babies, I think...)

    • @-Big_Big
      @-Big_Big 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      great. you taught it step one of "eating human fingers"
      *try nibbling first*

  • @IlSharmouta
    @IlSharmouta 3 ปีที่แล้ว +91

    Petition for zefrank to narrate every youtube ad and sponsorship

    • @Mortthemoose
      @Mortthemoose 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Definitely! 😅😅
      I would actually WATCH the ads then!

  • @dspsblyuth
    @dspsblyuth 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    The al dente part is one of the funniest things ever

  • @chatita9527
    @chatita9527 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Loved it: Hilarious and so interesting! Thank you for showing! ❤️

  • @StratBlackFishRa
    @StratBlackFishRa 3 ปีที่แล้ว +88

    I love the cold, no mosquitoes and never sweating

    • @satrickptar6265
      @satrickptar6265 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      indeed, plus I enjoy bath more when cold

    • @Angry-Lynx
      @Angry-Lynx 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      never sweating? it doesnt work like that xd;

    • @RoronoaZoro-ur6hr
      @RoronoaZoro-ur6hr 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Mr Devitt, I’ve always liked the warmth in Vernal and the chillyness in Autumn, but I’ve never liked the freezing cold in Winter and the extreme humidity heat in the Summer time.

    • @StratBlackFishRa
      @StratBlackFishRa 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@RoronoaZoro-ur6hr I admit, there is something nice about the warmth of 0 in the "Spring" and something refreshing when it cools down to -5 in the "fall". But I prefer the frigid -30s we get for the better part of our six month winter. I've spent some time in Phoenix, AZ and damn did that heat ever make me miss the cold. Beautiful place and great people though, definitely gonna be headin back to the U S of A as soon as I can.

    • @StratBlackFishRa
      @StratBlackFishRa 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Stephanie Logan Also, it gives an extra reason for those who are close to cuddle up

  • @sweetfreeze5528
    @sweetfreeze5528 3 ปีที่แล้ว +260

    "They're two-thirds of the way to a french fry. Get these guys a deep fryer. Sure...a few might fall in but that's how *I* learned to swim."
    I. Just. Can't. 🤣

    • @serapheid3669
      @serapheid3669 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      I died right there as well

    • @paulhollier6382
      @paulhollier6382 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Me too. That is the point where I finally lost it, and began laughing hysterically. Leave it to the Ze to top the old "monkey with a machine gun" meme.

  • @caseykahler6827
    @caseykahler6827 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    All of these videos are freaking hilarious.

  • @alexforget
    @alexforget ปีที่แล้ว

    One innovator can change the game for everyone. Still work this way in our society.