We have mosquito trucks here spraying poison everywhere once a week. I don't think it does anything because there are still millions of them that attack me outside where I live
Yea these guys are great I’ve been out hiking and have deer flies pestering the hell outta me and dragon flies come in like goddamn top gun and grab them mid flight it’s awesome
"They eat almost anything they can catch, *with the moxie of a drunk college student who found half a breakfast burrito in their mini fridge."* 😂 Ah, these descriptions give me life
Wait, wait, wait... So Jesus Christ has a checkbox? Meaning that TH-cam verified that the user claiming to be Jesus Christ is, in fact, the real Jesus Christ? I guess I'm no longer agnostic. Thanks, TH-cam!
1) as a former college student who has eaten breakfast burrito, this elicits a very visceral and tactile sensation memory from me. 2) "Butt first cannibalisms is not a a good look for any species" = Truth
When he said that I think it's the first time he didn't tell Jerry he has to proof read first because he actually mean butt cannibals and not but, cannibals. 😂
I'm in a legitimately very bad mood, very down and such, but when he had us imagine an anus, and told us we can keep it, it made me laugh. Thank you zefrank
@@lindag5851 That's not really a concern in college where we used them. My point was that they are indeed good in classrooms, rather than on the appropriateness.
5:31 I couldn’t stop laughing, I’m so glad I found this channel. I love nature videos and maybe learning some things I didn’t know before but you are so hilarious as well. I can put these on for my daughter and we will binge every video because I get a huge kick out of them too. Seriously what TH-cam was created for, thanks for being one of the very few legitimately dope content creators
It's better than saying scientists have be spending hours day maybe even years stalking some insect closer than the fbi stalks people who they don't like to see how it hunts
We Entomologists salute you! Thank you for providing EDUCATIONAL MATERIAL that people ACTUALLY WANT TO LEARN ABOUT! Your comedy makes this a TEACHING MASTERPIECE!
@Chia Li Jung I have to agree with that one, these kinds of videos should be used for younger audiences as it will take their interest more but to provide the most amount of information in the shortest amount of time, I have to say normal documentary is more useful.
@@justadude9012 youre right. labias have been preying on modern men for decades now. the family court is like the stomach, digesting your property and wealth to feed the labia
Part of the joke is presenting facts by drawing parallels to human anatomy or behavior. The "imagine you did/had... that's how XYZ do" is the most obvious example of that. That's not gonna work if you try comparing humans to humans. It would be similar to making a Cars or Planes movie, but replacing everything with humans.
I love the tone and ecological education mix in your humor! I grew up in the swampy lower section of Georgia and used to catch dragon flies from below on the clothesline.
He was actually from the ant mutualism video, so this must've been his comeback! Go to 22 seconds and you'll see. th-cam.com/video/1h7KV2sjUWY/w-d-xo.html
5:27 It's moments like these and the other quips provided with facts that makes this all the more enjoyable. I'm really happy to have found this channel. Far better than television. Like college, but worth the intuition!
It seems that there is an identical word in Spanish, though: 'La palabra libélula viene del latín libellula, que a su vez es el diminutivo de libella que significa “balanza”, término que hace referencia a la capacidad del insecto para mantenerse equilibrado en el aire.' From Latin, meaning balance... Fair enough.
Libélula is how you call dragonfly in both spanish and portuguese. Caballito del diablo is how you call damselfly in spanish. Idk how you call damselflies in portuguese.
Oh sorry, I read dragonflies... I didn't even know the difference. It seems people call it "donzela" or "donzelinha", in diminutive. Would be "doncellita" in Spanish? How cute
"while human entrance to adulthood is marked with PIMPLES ,USELESS HAIR on GENITAL and COLLEGE DEBT the adult dragonflies gets FREAKING WINGS !!! , we totally getting screwed" i laugh so hard hearing this XD
I’m a total biology/animal/science nerd and I didn’t know that they ate mosquitoes!!??? PROTECT THE DRAGONFLY at all costs!! Thank you, ZF. Perfect teachings and humor as always.
@@mysterymaster180 I was thinking of a verse from Maiden's song Paschendale: "Dodging shrapnel and barbed wire; Running straight at cannon fire; Running blind as I hold my breath; Say a prayer, symphony of death" It's probably just a coincidence, as "symphony of death" is just an awesome phrase. Anybody who thinks of it is naturally gonna want to work it in to anything they can.
Now that I think about it..... Have we been tricked by the labia, lured in to stick our thingies in ....looks at the ants video... life is about finding a taker for what you are giving.
Imagine fighting off a cazador from Fallout new Vegas. Now imagine having to do that everyday when you leave the house. That is how a carnivorous dragonfly do... Now that would be fucked
@@ronwalker852 Um dragonflies are predatory, they literally eat anything they can kill, if they were human sized they'd be pretty dangerous, unless you enjoy being torn apart alive by super sharp mandibles while being locked in place by 6 legs.
_YellowJacket_ yeah, but if they were “human sized” they would still be limited to eating things the size of a cheese burger..they wouldn’t be flying around eating people.
My mom runs a small organization, and has a big part in water quality. She eventually got led to various aquatic fauna, and the dragonfly has become essentially a staple of the organization. i know multiple pieces of random trivia because of it. love you mom
Imagine if you were born in a swimming pool, ate by aggressively kissing your prey, and had to go through puberty a dozen times before you were considered an adult. That is how the dragonfly do.
@@ParanormalNewsToday your expectations are too high, make you own damn show and let him do his thing, i found it funny tbh. Him being absent doesn't help much but people have set high expectations for comedy when they barely find anything funny at all.
@@Kittyxoxo Uh... wow. Kneejerk reaction much? For your information, I DO make my 'own damn show' and I AM letting him do his thing. I also have no preset expectations other than comparing his past work with the present work- which is the right of any viewer. I expect it out of mine and adjust my content accordingly. How do YOU respond to your viewers who criticize you and your content, Ms. Fleischer? Do you believe they have the right to disagree with you? Do you examine their comments and try to improve? Or do you take everything as an attack and in the worst possible light? I think you're confusing criticism with confrontation and they are not the same at all. So do please try to back off a bit and take the hostility down a notch or two. I'm glad you found it funny. Good for you! What's out of place (and frankly, impolite) is your seeming need to attack someone who expresses a differing opinion or doesn't fanboi all over the comment section... when I can see a post above that gave much more... excessive criticism... which you appear to have ignored, instead choosing to focus on my rather innocuous comment. Curious that. Some food for thought for you. Best wishes, and have a good night. And that... is how a tactful person do.
Two years later, I'm back for another dose of ZeF. A biennial binge of wicked wit. This video is certainly a 'primus inter pares' alongside his other offerings.
Used to throw rocks at 2 crows at the park like a dumbass kid, they started dive-bombing me everyday I tried to walk to school, months later their new children started doing the same. Only stopped once my hair grew past my eyes. Would love to see Zefrank's explanation of their memory~
I wasn't too fond of the dragonfly until I saw them hunting mosquitoes. Dragonflies, you have my utmost support bros.
We have mosquito trucks here spraying poison everywhere once a week. I don't think it does anything because there are still millions of them that attack me outside where I live
@@sarahkilo3606 Sarah they need to be spraying dragonflies instead apparently. Maybe you should keep some as pets.
They had me at "hunting" and "mosquitoes"
We call em mosquito hawks for that reason
Yea these guys are great I’ve been out hiking and have deer flies pestering the hell outta me and dragon flies come in like goddamn top gun and grab them mid flight it’s awesome
“....yet” with the zoom on the dragonfly turning towards the camera has me DYING laughing
The future scares me now
2:10
Or do you mean FLYING
because
dragonfly
@@Flowtail why would you do this to me LOL
@@redflame300 it has me interested though.
“Right. Frickin’. Over. Here. And. Here.” 😂
Michael Napouk I’m dying of laughter 😂
Justine Prévost have you seen his other videos, there’s several of them out there!
Michael Napouk yeah! I’m such a fan lol
Lmao had me dying 😭😭
That got me, gonna check out more
"They eat almost anything they can catch, *with the moxie of a drunk college student who found half a breakfast burrito in their mini fridge."* 😂 Ah, these descriptions give me life
That's the point.
Please don’t disappear for two years again...
He finally broke the spell BuzzFeed put on him
He finally got paroled.
Ikr
Ikr it would be a shame :(
i can finally quote this channel in biology class and not get bad looks.
“RIGHT-FRICKEN-OVER-HERE-AND-HERE.”
GangPardos IM ROLLINGG🤣
Arrieon Ramdial Zefrank: “This is the dragonfly nympho’s labia.”
Pornstar: * Visibly terrified and excited.
@@Arrieon ry RH iiii iij ji Jimi jiij iij iij I iij i Jun ii ju iij iiiii Jimi I... apparently
Ohh hosh tat got me laughing like a swan
Like a swan?
zefrank videos are the only thing keeping the fabric of spacetime from tearing in two.
Zefrank is Jesus approved!
Holy Christ
Jason Bourne that’s Jesus Christ
Wait, wait, wait... So Jesus Christ has a checkbox? Meaning that TH-cam verified that the user claiming to be Jesus Christ is, in fact, the real Jesus Christ? I guess I'm no longer agnostic. Thanks, TH-cam!
Well, if there was one guy who would know, it would be you
I showed this to my dad (he's 70). I haven't seen him laugh so hard in years. Thought I was gonna have to call an ambulance. Keep 'em coming!
“Yet” dragonfly: *looks at the camera like it’s in the office*
I would make a that’s what she said, but that would be too hard
2:15
@@arolemaprarath6615
*ORA ORA ORA*
DIOOO ?!
Road roller!
All joking aside, this is entertaining as well as legitimately educational.
Mans a genius
Agreed
I learn more from these vids, then in school
toxic fire Wish I could give this comment 10 thumbs up! 👍
He joke about, but doesn't stray from the facts
"Such majestic creatures"
Dragonflies: 👁👄👁
🌑🌑
👄
⊙*☉
>👄
Karen: isn't my child beautiful?
This reply chain is an abominatuon of curse-ness
You can tell Frank has fun with these videos and honestly it's his whole appeal. He obviously enjoys this stuff and it shows
Wonder how many retakes he has to do because he cracks himself up. Maybe one day "Jerry" should do a video hehe
"All you need is a bathtub, a muffin, and a go-get-em attitude." 😂😂
Josh Peterson nothing will happen, but you might lose a roommate Hahahaha!
Josh Peterson i was looking for this comment.
I almost died at that one lmfaoo
tbh i didn't get it
idk english isn't my first language
I am still crying 😂😂😂
“While human entrance to adulthood is marked by pimples, useless hair on our genitals and college debt, the adult odonata gets freaking wings.” 😂😂😂😂
We were totally screwed
Our reincarnation is rigged.
On the bright side we have another 20 years of crippling depression, oh wait.... that’s not very bright....
And now I'm jealous
5:40
Thank you forever and ever for coming back to us z
Only took him a few years, some cow blood, and a child sacrifice. We summoned him though, it was successful.
For real... the net just wasn't the same without frank
9:11,try finding this position on pornhub
Me:is that a challenge I hear?
One of the truly good things on the www
“And while Libby was good at avoiding frogs, she is currently under the windshield wiper of a HOOOOOUN- DDIEEEEEE…” friggin GOLD!!!
“Water is drawn in from the butt, as it should be” 😂
Hol Up
😂😂😂
Best line in the whole thing
Omg as I was reading this he said it 😅😅😭
like the olimpics atlets
"Their wings look like they're made by a coke addict being attacked by a squirrel who is also a coke addict" 🤣🤣🤣
I thought it was widely known that all squirrels are coke addicts
@@robinmatz6686 You live in Florida or something?
It’s important to distinguish that I’m not talking about the human labia, which fortunately hasn’t evolved in this direction... YET.
Bryan Smith Lol. Do your women’s labia have teeth?
Ouch! That has to hurt. Is it worth it?
*Sinister head turn to staring directly at camera*
Sawyer Vuorensyrja Vagina Dentata not a passing phase it means no penis for the rest of your days
NPC#563.114.512.128. Lol. Was there a lot of eating in it????
Omg they are xenomorphs!
"Friggin'. Over. Here. And. Here!"
I'm dead XD
This got me too🤣🤣
10:03
I was searching for this 😂😂😂😂
Best part of the video!! LMAO
I am wheeezing!!! x'D
So... it's like a helicopter/mantis-shrimp hybrid animal that only mates in the 69 position?
Someone get this to 69 likes
@@asdfghjkl92213 Done
YES...
@@Anastas1786 yeah that sounds about right to me
Lol. 😄
"Right... frikkin.... over... here... and... here!"
Best ending ever
That got me!🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Its like your planning where to put the furniture, while having sex.
@@SonicXD001
"That is how the dragonfly do."
That was funny
2:15 "YET" perfectly timed! so funny!
1) as a former college student who has eaten breakfast burrito, this elicits a very visceral and tactile sensation memory from me.
2) "Butt first cannibalisms is not a a good look for any species" = Truth
When he said that I think it's the first time he didn't tell Jerry he has to proof read first because he actually mean butt cannibals and not but, cannibals. 😂
I love how he says baby as "bebe"
@@fandomguy8025 nom nom
I am quite fond of the Hyuuuuundaaei.
Me too ☺🤭
bebeh
More like *_BeBe_*
All you need is a bathtub, a muffin, and a go-get-them attitude!
*WHEEZE*
Sinclair St.Cloud lol
I'm laughing so hard that I'm crying
Sinclair St.Cloud You didn’t just lose your roommate, You lost your life
*CARAMELLDANSEN LASER*
i don't get that joke...care to explain?
"Butt first cannibalism is not a good look for any species" 😂😂😂
Nobody wins
Hehahahaheh
@@FirstLast-to6nj your here so you must be
I'm in a legitimately very bad mood, very down and such, but when he had us imagine an anus, and told us we can keep it, it made me laugh. Thank you zefrank
My day has been made.
@@bellsy4622I decided mine would have a little bow tie
Fart jet propulsion
😅
What did your anus look like?
BRO WHEN HE SAID "YET" AND THE BUG NOT ONLY LOOKED TOWARDS THE CAMERA, BUT THE CAMERA ALSO ZOOMED-IN ON IT.
XD
Around 2:15
XD
That part sent me 🙌🏾🤣
@The hutwatch Builder The time when he said it in the video.
probably the wet dream of those feminazis
@@kv2315 Sounds like your wetdream, Kevin
As a former practicing biology teacher, I only wish these True Facts had been available when I was in the classroom.
I think we all know that they can't. Sadly.
We ran out of time, but my Invertebrate Zoology professor was going to show us the Mantis Shrimp one
I teach in south korea. I use them all the time. Kids love it. No backlash yet.
@@catherinestickels2591 Cause it was the only video that was okay to show in school
@@lindag5851 That's not really a concern in college where we used them. My point was that they are indeed good in classrooms, rather than on the appropriateness.
"And although Libby was great at avoiding frogs, she is currently under the windshield wiper of a Hyyuuundaaaaiiiiii." 😂 8:01
*hyun-die
LOL 😂
I couldn't seem to figure out what he said, although I think he said "Honda" am I right?
@@sargentsteve7148 yup
Nope. Hyundai. Different car.
5:31 I couldn’t stop laughing, I’m so glad I found this channel. I love nature videos and maybe learning some things I didn’t know before but you are so hilarious as well. I can put these on for my daughter and we will binge every video because I get a huge kick out of them too. Seriously what TH-cam was created for, thanks for being one of the very few legitimately dope content creators
Dragonfly be like:
🧿🧿
Dragonfly baby eats frog baby
Frog eats dragonfly
Well done nature
wolf eats baby bear
bear eats wolf
hmmmmmm
👏... 👏... 👏 (Slow clap)
Baby human eats chicken
Adult human eats chicken
"Hey guys! We can use chickens to breed dinosaurs!"
Dinosaurs eat man, women inherit the earth.
Caterpillar eats bear
Bear ghost haunts butterfly
I love how Zefrank’s favorite recurring phrase seems to be “Scientists have used their sciences”
It's better than saying scientists have be spending hours day maybe even years stalking some insect closer than the fbi stalks people who they don't like to see how it hunts
And "bebbes".
"Scientists have used their thinky thinky parts to figure out..."
That's how the scientists _do_.
hidey-holes
We Entomologists salute you! Thank you for providing EDUCATIONAL MATERIAL that people ACTUALLY WANT TO LEARN ABOUT! Your comedy makes this a TEACHING MASTERPIECE!
@Chia Li Jung Boooorinnnng (I mean documentaries are great, but humor is humor. And this video is... well... humorous)
@@draven_sword7092 your skeleton is humerus.
waaw entomology 👍👍
It at least helped me, and I am an Entomophobist!
@Chia Li Jung I have to agree with that one, these kinds of videos should be used for younger audiences as it will take their interest more but to provide the most amount of information in the shortest amount of time, I have to say normal documentary is more useful.
I just love how you pronounced "He-yun-die". It's priceless!
From the scientist point of view:
"This is a marvelous nature."
From the mosquitoes point of view:
*"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA"*
"Shit!"
7:39
*NOM NOM*
Nomnom
Mosquitoes can get f***ed
These videos are becoming more and more genuinely educational *while* also getting funnier. You are a freaking treasure.
Whilst
Bedroom Blueberry actually, while is correct. Whilst is an alternate word, like between and betwixt, except whilst isn’t as archaic as betwixt.
And their really not funny
Electroboom and zefrank1 are two of my favorite educational YT Treasures.
@Furrymix _gacha im not easily amused
"The following has nothing to do with the human labia, which, thankfully, has not eveloved in this direction... YET".
That's it, you are a genius.
I swear
Depends if we're considering family court as part of that equation or not.
@@justadude9012 youre right. labias have been preying on modern men for decades now. the family court is like the stomach, digesting your property and wealth to feed the labia
Since ZeFrank's father did win the nobel prize in chemistry chances are he probably is a genius.
🤣🤣🤣
“Same same, but different” is one of the best most useful phrases to ever come out of this, I will use it every day now
That "double dragonfly" I saw as a kid in summer camp makes SOOO much more sense now lmao
You mean double anus flying things?
It flies RIGHT, FRICKIN, OVER, HERE, AND, HERE
ShadeVial they was sky fuckin
You can also see it in house flies! :D
They’re usually on top of each other even if you shoo them off, I try to kill them if I see that-
"Right-frickin-here and-over-here" is the best sentence I've heard today xD
i had to break the 50 perfect likes
@@MM420gang thank you kind human
Same here. I'm still laughing! :D
I had to break the 100 perfect likes
7:45 isn't good enough?
Do the “True facts: Human” episode.
That’s every episode tho
He kinda did, it's on TED, just search zefrank human test.
Part of the joke is presenting facts by drawing parallels to human anatomy or behavior. The "imagine you did/had... that's how XYZ do" is the most obvious example of that. That's not gonna work if you try comparing humans to humans.
It would be similar to making a Cars or Planes movie, but replacing everything with humans.
@@fonesrphunny7242 See you think that but he would find a way
"it is widely known that humans are the biggest assholes in the entire animal kingdom"
I love the tone and ecological education mix in your humor! I grew up in the swampy lower section of Georgia and used to catch dragon flies from below on the clothesline.
"Water is drawn in through the butt - as it should be."
Speech 100.
~ Thanos 2018
Tried that once, as a child, in the bath. Mom got mad...
Can David please stay a recurring character, he's my favorite.
Mine too!!!
He was actually from the ant mutualism video, so this must've been his comeback!
Go to 22 seconds and you'll see. th-cam.com/video/1h7KV2sjUWY/w-d-xo.html
David, come back David that's poop.
Wasn't expecting u here.
ooh yea😝
"Water is drawn in through the butt, as it should be."
😂
I actually did a snort laugh at that line!
as all things should be
Because the butt is the place to draw things through. That is is purpose
@@annhuffman8386 as it should be
5:27
It's moments like these and the other quips provided with facts that makes this all the more enjoyable.
I'm really happy to have found this channel. Far better than television.
Like college, but worth the intuition!
*Important distinction: the following has nothing to do with the Human labia, which thankfully has not evolved in this direction- YET.*
This video, and the one about polychaetes, were both borderline Lovecraftian :P
Don't you mean YEET*?
Would’ve been orgasmic
Reminds me of Teeth.
zoobpy i was laughing
FOR THIRTY MINUTES
0:30 Damselflies have a cool name in spanish. In spanish they are called “caballitos del diablo” which translates to Small horses of the Devil
In Portuguese, it's called "libélula". I have no idea what it means...
It seems that there is an identical word in Spanish, though: 'La palabra libélula viene del latín libellula, que a su vez es el diminutivo de libella que significa “balanza”, término que hace referencia a la capacidad del insecto para mantenerse equilibrado en el aire.'
From Latin, meaning balance... Fair enough.
Libélula is how you call dragonfly in both spanish and portuguese.
Caballito del diablo is how you call damselfly in spanish.
Idk how you call damselflies in portuguese.
@@fishguy3101 we call it "donzela", which it means maiden
Oh sorry, I read dragonflies... I didn't even know the difference. It seems people call it "donzela" or "donzelinha", in diminutive. Would be "doncellita" in Spanish? How cute
"while human entrance to adulthood is marked with PIMPLES ,USELESS HAIR on GENITAL and COLLEGE DEBT the adult dragonflies gets FREAKING WINGS !!! , we totally getting screwed" i laugh so hard hearing this XD
It's hilarious because it's true.
Seriously, Hair in your ear, on your butt....and your Genitals. Damn evolution
"But maybe the babies are placed RIGHT OVER HERE AND HERE!" I died laughing 😂👌
"These young couple are in search of... Oh- forget it." lmfao🤣💀
😂😁
Fishy caught a snack!
I was going to lik but then I realised you're at 666 likes so I have to leave it by law
*All you need is a bathtub, a muffin, and a Go-Get-'Em attitude. Nothing will happen, but you might lose a roommate*
HAHAHAHAHAHA IT'S BRILLIANT!!!
It took me a moment, but then I just lost it. Literally cried and had to rewind the next part.
🤣🤣🤣🤣
I know explaining a joke ruins it, and I LOVED the rest of the video, but can someone explain this joke to me?
"Butt first cannibalism isn't a very good look for any species. Nobody wins" 😂😂😂 I died!!
This blew my mind. I had no idea they lived underwater most of their lives and were so badass.
Chris blew my mind too! I always associated mosquitoes with growing up in water
@@AceAlbatros mosquitoes require still water to reproduce, so yes
you look up water bugs, the one thing that piranhas fear
You should look up caddisflies, they are amazing creatures.
@@jwinthepro what about sausage flies ? they submit themselves to a tribe amazons for an eternity of fucking
I’m a total biology/animal/science nerd and I didn’t know that they ate mosquitoes!!??? PROTECT THE DRAGONFLY at all costs!!
Thank you, ZF. Perfect teachings and humor as always.
"Science hippy".
"You can try this at home!"
"All you need is a bathtub, a muffin, and a go-get'em attitude."
"Nothing will happen, but you might lose a roommate"
Did that, and never again.
Best line in the history of entertainment!😂
I legit snorted laughing at this line and shot whiskey out my nose. The wife said I looked like that damn giraffe in the previous video. Lmao
I guess I can't do this at home; I don't like muffins. Wait...does it work for pie?
Sushii Bird you forgot to use a strainer on the drain didn't you?
I would love to know who zefrank actually knows named David. I feel there’s a lot of unresolved resentment there.
Not as much as Jerry
Kate DeGonia Nah, Jerry’s in the process of redeeming himself! He really worked hard to help make the ostrich video, for example! 😂
Hey man, my Teacher in the seventh grade at a Christian school showed us your octopus video and didn’t watch it first 😂 it was hilarious
Was it cut midoff, or watching it till the end?
Lol why is your teacher in seventh grade
Andrew Humphrey fair enough
"Symphony of death" is such an awesome phrase. I wonder if he was intentionally referencing Iron Maiden?
Possibly Megadeath.
Sounds edgy
@@mysterymaster180 I was thinking of a verse from Maiden's song Paschendale:
"Dodging shrapnel and barbed wire;
Running straight at cannon fire;
Running blind as I hold my breath;
Say a prayer, symphony of death"
It's probably just a coincidence, as "symphony of death" is just an awesome phrase. Anybody who thinks of it is naturally gonna want to work it in to anything they can.
"The sound of the mortars, the music of Death; We're playing the Devil's symphony."
-Sabaton: "Stalingrad"
2:15 ...has nothing to do with the human labia...yet. Priceless.
YET
Especially the zoom in
Aggressively looks into your soul
Does that mean I should see a doctor?
Now that I think about it..... Have we been tricked by the labia, lured in to stick our thingies in ....looks at the ants video... life is about finding a taker for what you are giving.
“From the mosquito’s point of view, it’s more like
“Aaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhh-SH*T!!”
Nom nom.”
Me: [can no longer breathe properly]
If you had testicles on your ankles, like bells on an elven shoe.
That's the one that got me.
7:43
#metoo
7:51 LMAO nom nom
Death to mosquitoes
If they breathe through their butts does that mean they'll suffocate if constipated?
Wholesome Lad Harvard wants to know your location
If they breathe through their butts and they take a crap do they smell it?
@@DembaiVT Im pretty sure respiratory system doesn't smell stuff xd
That is how a dragonfly do
They drown if they have... had... di-dinner, yeah, dinner at the shitty Mexican restaurant and had the hot stuff.
“Right…friken…over…here!!”
Perfection
If these things were human sized, we would be so f*cked.
Imagine fighting off a cazador from Fallout new Vegas. Now imagine having to do that everyday when you leave the house. That is how a carnivorous dragonfly do...
Now that would be fucked
@@alexandercatz5214 (CAZADORS PTSD KICKS IN)
Why? They don’t do anything
@@ronwalker852 Um dragonflies are predatory, they literally eat anything they can kill, if they were human sized they'd be pretty dangerous, unless you enjoy being torn apart alive by super sharp mandibles while being locked in place by 6 legs.
_YellowJacket_ yeah, but if they were “human sized” they would still be limited to eating things the size of a cheese burger..they wouldn’t be flying around eating people.
"She was good at avoiding frogs but not hyyyyuuunnndddaaaiiiissss" crying laughing!!!!
😂
sanota
😂🤣
Thats not what he said
As the owner of a Hyundai, that was hilarious! 🤣
or maybe the eggs are placed RIGHT. FREAKING. OVER. HERE. AND. HERE.
My mom runs a small organization, and has a big part in water quality. She eventually got led to various aquatic fauna, and the dragonfly has become essentially a staple of the organization. i know multiple pieces of random trivia because of it. love you mom
Dragonflies: The attack helicopters of the insect world.
*They look cool, but nobody wants to see one chasing them.*
Chase? They have COMBAT PREDICTION ALGORITHMS! Why chase when you can foresee your prey?
Here, in my little town we also called dragonflies 'helicopters'. We'll, in Spanish «helicópteros», cuz I'm from Mexico.
They look like the Russian helicopter, the Hind, which is an attack helicopter and also a troop carrier.
What do you mean i catch those thing and throw them out my fricken room
*NOM NOM*
Lol omg. "All you need is a bath tub, a muffin, and a go get 'em attitude." I was eating, I nearly choked on my food I was laughing so hard
Please tell me it was a muffin
@@gregfaber3417 and in a bath tube.
"Nothing will happen, but you might loose a room mate."
My favourite part is how he almost broke. Like this is too ridiculous even for him
I literally had to pause it until I stopped laughing
The drunk college student finding half a burrito in the fridge comment hit so close to home lol. Definitely been there.
You know 2020 has hit you hard when you read the title as "The coronavirus dragonflies"
"This young couple is in search of...oh no, forget it..."
LMFAOOO KILLED ME
Syna Ishihara killed them too
"the moxie of a drunk college student who found half a breakfast burrito in their mini fridge" lmao
Someone needs to make a compilation of you saying "bhebays" 😭😭😭😭💖💖💖
n g : Roger from American Dad “ Ma be Ba be . Funny
I honestly can just watch these over and over.
"Or maybe the eggs are placed....RIGHT!..FRIGGIN!..OVER!..HERE!"
I swear these videos cure my depression 😂
You don't have depression then. There's a difference between depression and being sad for 30 minutes.
@@vamosoracio170 I was saying that as a joke...dont take things so literally
@@peacho9734 Maybe don't make unfunny jokes. That'll do for me
You should see a doctor if you're depressed, not just watch videos.
he doesn't have depression don't worry@@c.nasser12
_Our lord and savior uploaded?_
*Christmas must have come early this year.*
Yes , we were blessed with another upload from the man himself !!
CHRISTMAS IS EARLY AF NIGGA
Let us pray
I have seen you multiple times.
And what a blessing it is . Praise him 🙌🏻
Also, no "that's how a dragonfly do" quote. Seemed oddly absent.
I agree! Damn frank...
Imagine if you were born in a swimming pool, ate by aggressively kissing your prey, and had to go through puberty a dozen times before you were considered an adult.
That is how the dragonfly do.
Yeah, same. I don't know about other folks... but the new shows just... aren't... as funny as they used to be.
@@ParanormalNewsToday your expectations are too high, make you own damn show and let him do his thing, i found it funny tbh. Him being absent doesn't help much but people have set high expectations for comedy when they barely find anything funny at all.
@@Kittyxoxo Uh... wow. Kneejerk reaction much? For your information, I DO make my 'own damn show' and I AM letting him do his thing. I also have no preset expectations other than comparing his past work with the present work- which is the right of any viewer. I expect it out of mine and adjust my content accordingly. How do YOU respond to your viewers who criticize you and your content, Ms. Fleischer? Do you believe they have the right to disagree with you? Do you examine their comments and try to improve? Or do you take everything as an attack and in the worst possible light?
I think you're confusing criticism with confrontation and they are not the same at all.
So do please try to back off a bit and take the hostility down a notch or two.
I'm glad you found it funny. Good for you! What's out of place (and frankly, impolite) is your seeming need to attack someone who expresses a differing opinion or doesn't fanboi all over the comment section... when I can see a post above that gave much more... excessive criticism... which you appear to have ignored, instead choosing to focus on my rather innocuous comment. Curious that. Some food for thought for you.
Best wishes, and have a good night.
And that... is how a tactful person do.
Two years later, I'm back for another dose of ZeF. A biennial binge of wicked wit. This video is certainly a 'primus inter pares' alongside his other offerings.
Have you done the komodo dragon yet? If not, you should totally do the komodo dragon.
Yes, do the Komodo Dragon. Better yet, do every living creature! I learn more from you than I did in high school.
Komodo dragon!! Yes please!!!
Really isn't difficult to check for yourself..
Or maybe the egg are placed.. right! freakin'! over! here! and! here! :D
My favorite part! Still laughing over that!
Best part of the whole clip.
All the others were so careful then:
Domestic abuse is fail
XD
I love how he puts out accurate information and makes it halarrious at the same time.
Their 90% hunting success rate is one of the highest of all animals. Absolutely incredible organic machines.
"Which thankfully have not evolved in this direction, yet."
inb4 "not my proudest fap"
Intercourse would be a one time only.
@Someone But a 100 is better than 1 XD
From the mosquito's point of view it's more like...
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaah, $#!+
Nom Nom
My favorite two phrases by him,
Second favorite is: “bobbit worm don’t need no fricking tube, bobbit worm go where he d*mn well pleases
nom nom
You can swear on youtube, I promise the police aren't watching with a hotline to your parents.
Got my bathtub.
Got my muffin.
Wish me luck!
How did it go? Did you loose your roommate?
Char Bear 🐻 how did it go?
1 less roommate to worry about i take it?
But did you have a "go get em attitude" ?!
I'm sure she was successful. That bear means she knows whats up. #Unbearables
Now I want the official pronunciation of babies to be "be-bis"
dragonfly larvae: THIS ISN'T EVEN MY FINAL FORM!
Cell?
@@johnny2x459 haha yeah
@Heart Of Stars cell does kinda have a bug like aesthetic to his armor :/
Do y'all think this is what spawned the Dragon Ball Z series...cus it would make so much sense🤔😏😂🤣
@@SPNW I mean Satoshi Taijiri liked bug a lot so he made pokemon....Toriyama very well may have had a natural influence when creating cell :/
“Fart Jet”
yes, tell me more.
😂
There’s adult websites for that sort of fetish I’m sure.
For some reason this is reminding me of tremors
Bahahaha 😂😂😂
" OR MAYBE RIGHT FREAKING HERE!!!!!!!
Laughed so hard, I cried
hahaha
AND HERE. AND HERE!
@@FoxVyars me too! i had tears lol
The Red Queen for tht it earned a like lol
I can’t take this seriously
This guy is legend for being so funny 😂
Here's another fun fact. Female dragonflies will sometimes play dead to avoid mating with an unwanted male.
Tabitha Chastain Same
Oof, I feel ya, male dragonfly, you're not alone.
My gf tried that.
It didn't work.
Unprofessional Professor You mean hostage
"not tonight honey, i'm-"
*flatline
"From a scientists point of view it's a marvel of nature, from a mosquitos point of view it's a-"
Ad: WENDY'S BACONATOR
In an alternative universe where mosquitoes eat dragonflies...
that's the dragonflies point of view.
Haha i got "womens Degree deodorant"
O God o fuck that baconator gom get me
i got a mortal combat ad lol
This was so funny.
Please do True Facts about Crows.
Why limit it to crows? The entire clade corvidae provides more variety.
Not gonna lie... thought you said "Cows" ... lol
Used to throw rocks at 2 crows at the park like a dumbass kid, they started dive-bombing me everyday I tried to walk to school, months later their new children started doing the same. Only stopped once my hair grew past my eyes. Would love to see Zefrank's explanation of their memory~
@@xBluefirex1 True facts about cows might be cool, too.
Without a doubt, the funniest and most informative nature documentary I have ever seen.
I swear he needs his own prime time nature show 😂😂😂
Thats what i said way back. I swear this guy would get all the kids attention
It would be R-rated.
@@TF2CrunchyFrog All the better ;)
He could make a show about anything and make it interesting. He could review pain and it would be awesome
"a squirrel who is also a coke addict"
that's todd. i know him.
i know todd.
The second I saw your comment he said "a squirrel who is also a coke addict" lol
Todd Grey or Todd Red?
@@0001captainawesome - Wait, you know Todd too? Wow, Todd gets around huh?
"This young couple is search- Ohp. Forget it."
Just saying as a southerner, it's spelled "Ope" lol
This is officially among my favorite True Facts videos!