True Facts: Lurking in the Deep
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Next level: Zefrank invites the _actual_ scientists on the recording to come _re-record_ their commentary with him.
Played 'em
I'd pay to see it
Even better: Zefrank does a true facts video on this, "scientist" creature-person.
That I'd like to see
YAAAASSSSS!!!
Zefrank! I was an officer on the ship that runs these expeditions, the Okeanos Explorer. We still live stream our dives every day when we're sailing.
Please invite Zefrank along for a collab, please!!!
Invite him! You know, with a content warning but, man, it would be a blast to see the numbers of watchers explode, even more people learning due to the spot-on comedy!
Hey, Nico! Great to see you here!
@@CaitlinBailey I've been trying to get back out on a cruise with you guys! I hope to sail with you again soon!
@@taleandclawrock2606 tell him to reach out and we can try to make it happen
I would 100% watch an entire documentary series with Zefrank as commentary.
Yes!!!!
Oh my god,yes
ZeFrank rocks.👊💥
You and nearly 4 million others. That much public interest at least merits a 90-minute special! RIGHT?!
ME TOO !!!
The whole segment about "Snails eating ass" was the best part. The dialogue synced up _PERFECTLY_ .
The "id say yes" was too perfect lol
5:31
fun fact we assumed that it was eating the poop but we've found more evidence that its actually trying to eat from it's stomach the proboscis had a drill bit in the original parasitic snail. Also these snail shells were made from calcium which isn't how shells from all other snails are made.
So what you mean to say is; he snailed it...? (Nailed it)
I mean... it's heavily edited, so of course the dialogue is synced up
It's really nice of Ze to pretend his commentary was edited so NOAA don't get in trouble for bringing him along.
🤣
“Bringing unauthorized passengers on expeditions is a clear violation of NOAA regulation 364B paragraph 76. Also, discussing crusty foreskins just seems like it’s beyond the pale somehow.”
@@ColinPaddock But let's be honest we all have a rational concern about snails eating our asses and fish eating our balls.
Agree. He’s a super considerate guy.
ur 1k like
"This is something I've seen in the paleozoic."
"I did not know you were that old, Chris."
You've gotta love that highly concentrated dorky energy. I'd be talking that way after one day on the job.
Kinda the best joke in the entire video.
@@beback_ agreed
“Just because your toddler wants a nom-nom you can’t eviscerate a milkman” is one of the best lines to come out of not only a ZeFrank video, but the entire history of comedy in general. Especially in context.
I DIED when I heard it 🤣🤣
This is one of my favorites too. Everytime I laugh out loud
Not with that attitude
Now its possible with the the new evisceration ray
1. "...that thing looked like a baby elephant trying to kick it's way out of a cows face!" (about warthogs)
2. When he finally reversed the "Butt science! ... No wait... But science.." to "But science... No wait... Butt science!"
3. Idk probably this one or whatever
I agree. One of his best lines. And that’s saying a LOT
"It’s like a magic trick." "What kinda magic are you seeing?!" I love Ze Frank's commentary, absolutely hilarious.
can we all just admire the fact that this man deliberately edited himself into their convo just for his jokes to be undermined? for the sake of funny commentary. L E G E N D.
The hero we need but don’t deserve. 💌
The 3rd one seemed like he actually was conversing with the others...
This is why we love him.
*Those fishes be crazy!!* 😆😆😆
Hahaha this is still so hilarious
Love that she saw it too
I'm kind of wondering why he felt he needed the disclaimer that he just edited himself in, like.. Are there people that clueless they couldn't tell haha
MAKE HIM A GUEST! Zefrank would fit right in! He gets all giggly when he sees funny looking creatures too!
And Jerry is required to come with
@@me0101001000 There is no other way. Either Jerry goes, or *no one goes*
I'd like to see that, but don't get too exited. I've seen some of their videos and Zefrank's presence would only increase the amount of bad puns and testicle jokes by about 2-3%. 3.6 at most - not great, not terrible.
@@brotlowskyrgseg1018 Are you a Rimmy fan, or is that from something else?
@@TheSchultinator Not sure what you mean, but if you're refering to the "not great, not terrible" line, that's a meme from HBO's Chernobyl series, which is definetly worth checking out.
"They feed on the poop of crinoids"
"Oh fanTASTIC."
That random guy's enthusiasm was palpable @ 4:56
"Every time I look this up..."
What do you mean every time? You've googled snails eating ass on MULTIPLE occasions?
That poor snail at the end.
Ze, please narrate the relationship of the sea cucumber and pearl fish. The world needs your commentary on this.
already happened, man th-cam.com/video/_y4DbZivHCY/w-d-xo.html
True Facts About Sea Piiiigs, has a commentary about the "win-win" of having a fish living in your butt…enjoy!!!
him already do.
Ask and you shall receive ^^
How about no, do not do that for the love of all that is holy I say no do t do it
Zefrank should be invited as a surprise guest. The channel would blow up!
It appears that the submarine is full. So he should tie himself to the outside of submarine to descent with them.
@@unclekanethetiberiummain1994
The Submarine needs better humor; Ze Frank would up their game 1000%
The NOAA channel would explode.
This is an extremely sensible and doable crossover in a world with ridiculous and unnecessary crossovers. It must happen!
isn't it already? I've been binging them for the last month haha
I imagine it's just as likely that they'll discover ze frank lurking down there in the depths.
Hi, Zefrank! I’m one of the videographers on NOAA Ship Okeanos Explorer. I’ve been working onboard since 2016 and saw a lot of this in person. It’s surreal and an honor to see our Okeanos footage in one of your videos. You blend in so well! And you even got the bad phone audio right! Welcome, unofficially, to the team!
That's awesome!
That's amazing!
so... do we need to worry about snails?
@@fierabras5133 Yes
@@CaitlinBailey D:
6:42 "What kind of magic shows are you going to??" THE GENUINE CONCERN IN ZE'S VOICE MADE ME LOSE IT LMAO
6:15 Imagine being called the *Viper Fish* and you get killed by a shrimp
"you know those rolls pollys you played with as a kid?"
"we used marbles but yea" lol fantastic
I thought he said "we used them as marbles" either way fantastic lol
The best part about the thumbnail is that it says “UNcollaboration”
Never collaborate with the UN
"Just because your toddler wants a num-num, you can't eviscerate a milkman!" 🤣🤣🤣
I am weirdly proud of you putting that text in at 8:30. I know it's hard for a comedian to "spoil the joke", but it doesn't at all. It just preserves truth.
nooo. I was on the edge (wait... it can't be... maybe ? and they just ignore him like many trolls before and they are used to it ? No they don't react enough...") for the entire video before that, waiting to see people making a mess about it in the comments, and the rest of the video became useless after it
Zefrank commentary is always good, even when self-inserted.
That's what she said.
Self-inserted sounds like a party trick you wrongly assumed everyone would enjoy.
well, just for the sake of clarity, are you saying wha.......oh my goodness you are aren't you !.........well your going to have to explain it, you know that ? .........right ?
(it's funnier when Z does it but i tried)
Is that code for something ..?
It's like MST3K, but with nature shows instead of bad movies
ZeFrank is the child of Morgan Freeman and David Attenborough we didn't know we needed. I laughed WAY too hard at this, golden as always 😂👍
With Ryan Reynolds' personality
@@awbeans982 So, its Canadian.
The holy trinity
So you mean he's Freeman's and Attenborough's bebe
BRUH, spot on! XD Same!
“Is it possible the foreskin evolved from that? Sorry, I know that’s wrong. I mean: do they share a common ancestor.”
holy crap, I missed this 10/10 evolutionary biology joke on the first watch. absolutely amazing
😆😆😆 my bio teachrr would be proud
Can you explain?
@@dragonllig790 a common incorrect phase for evolution is "1 still living species evloved from another still living species" ex humans evolved from apes. However this is not the case. In all cases two species related to eachother were at one point a the same species that is different then both, the common ancestor. The joke was that he was knowledgeable enough to corrected himself on this fact, while still asking if human penis is genetically related to the worm.
It's a dick joke
Edit spelling
"If a toddler wants a num num you can't eviscerate the mailman" 🤣 my daughter love num noms when she was a baby! This writing is genius!
I had to pause the video to laugh at that one 😂😂
Dude the fact that sometimes I can’t tell if he’s actually talking to them or not just proves this man’s genius hahahaha so fucking funny… and educational.
I’m new to this , is he editing out someone else’s lines and putting his in??
@@juliobaezajr8801 I don't know, but I suspect he's simply editing his lines into pauses between other people's lines. You can hear him start to say something only to be talked over by an NOAA host at one point.
@@blarg2429 If you listen closely all the lines are edited. Parts of sentences have been removed to make zefrank's commentary sound more natural, but he's also sometimes added parts where people talk over him or interrupt him to make it sound even more natural because that's what actually happens in natural conversation.
@@marioman1242 Thanks for helping me further appreciate the skill on display here.
😎👉👉
Could have just read the text at 8:27 :D
"we have snails on land"
"yep"
"so is this someone we have to worry about? like if you're wearing short pants or a skirt?"
"let's just say yes"
I'm fucking dying
"Can we get a zoom-in on that?"
"Do you want the bottom or the top?"
"Well I've heard that before!"
flawless
5:08
Absolutely beautiful
I know zefrank almost never makes sequels, but dang I hope he makes a part 2 of this someday. Or at least something in the same vein.
Alright, this was awesome, but also the shrimp eating the still-alive fish's stomach and pulling out another fish was more disturbing than I was prepared for lol
so, you're new to zefrank.
As opposed to some Japanese eating fishes alive?
@@waryaawariiri1812 preggo fishes?
That shrimp got a 2 for 1 deal
@@waryaawariiri1812 Those people are disgusting and should be punished for needless cruelty.
"Just because your toddler wants a numnum, you can't eviscerate the milkman!" underrated quote, absolutely fantastic
My personal favorite
Peak comedy
Well, shit. I’ve been doing it wrong.
Particularly if they're dairy free, mailman's probably healthier in that case.
6:55
Zefrank is a freaking comedic GENIUS - so underrated too. He could literally go on a standup comedy tour and absolutely dominate the industry.
I love that a lot of your commentary revolves around "Is this something we should be worried about?" Thank you for inviting yourself to these videos.
The creative writing that goes into working all the lines seamlessly with the commentary is SO impressive
ikr? i was questioning whether or not he was actually there at first
Pure genius. I'm cackling.
@@BluJean6692 I think YOU need to read more. You really thought that you did something with that basic ass comment. ✌️🥺
I hope that someday Zefrank gets a gig on a proper, feature-length nature documentary. He would be perfect.
Animal Planet, what are you waiting for?
I'm sure it would increase people's interest in nature films
@Putcher Hanzup fair enough
It was the first thing I could think of
That would be amazing
I'd watch the shit out of a nature series featuring Ze Frank and the guy who did Honey Badger Don't Give a Shit.
I cant believe im just seeing this video for the first time, its been on here for 2 years. Definitely one of my favorite zefrank videos.
I'm a month later than you! I think I just lost my Ze Frank Fan Card... HOW DID I MISS THIS ONE??!!!
6:59
“Just because your toddler wants a nom nom you can’t eviscerate the milk man”
"They never invited me....so I invited myself" wise words of wisdom zefrank😂
This is like talking to your friends in VC and they're somehow answering your questions and listening to call outs despite you being muted for the past 30 minutes.
This resonated my soul a bit too hard thank you
Fr
You sir are a LEGEND. My neighbors told me to stop laughing because they couldn't sleep.
I watch this dives with passion, just love when the scientists "geek-out" they're hilarious and make science so much fun. Just love that ZeFrank fits in so well!
I will never get tired of how he says babies, so funny and adorable
BEBBEHS
Bebbezzz
😄
Baybeys
I love it too! 🥰
"If your toddler wants a num-num you can't..eviscerate a milkman!"
Zefrank on an actual deep sea expedition would be infinitely more enteraining than Captain Kirk on a space ship and more valuable too.
I'm on my fifth or sixth viewing of this, and I laugh Every. Single. Time!!! It's all the subtle things he does to make it seem like he's actually one of the commentators....the "Hi, Chris", when he entered the conversation, or him apologizing when he "accidentally interrupts" someone, that make this so unbelievably funny to me. The brilliance of the editing on full display. Genuinely hope this becomes a series, as I could watch this sort of thing daily.
This is hilarious. I love how he acts like the new guy being shunned by "cool guys". Perfect edit, love it.
To be fair, their commentary is quite often funny, especially when they are nerding out over a new species. Ze’s added voice over just adds his sprinkle of hilarity :)
Damn lol, I thought he was actually a part of the conversation 🤣🤣🤣 I thought that he was just sarcastic and keeping the mood light
No, no they are not funny.
I installed new elevators at NOAA headquarters. They had some cool stuff in there.
You should write commentary for movies. The way you blend in feels so natural.
I know it’s just a voice over, but some parts sound so genuine that it’s hard to tell he’s just recording over it
Him asking if they can hear him, because they didn't laugh at his puns is probably the funniest part for me😂😂😂😂
Same!
"do they share a common ancestor" killed me. I woke up the whole house when I laughed at that
certified discord moment
How does he not have a Netflix show yet ? I could listen to him narrating for hours . 😂😂😂this is the best
This! Netflix has failed us.
I’d actually really enjoy having some Zefrank in those live streams. I’ve watched quite a few and this could be a fantastic colab. Insert some fun jokes and just be blown away alongside them.
That Frank isn't a regular on shows like this is one of the greatest tragedies of this world.
Yeah I would pinpoint it right between HIV and Cancer
They obviously weren’t being serious. There’s always that one person that has to chime in going “BuT WHat aBoUt CANceR?!” Lighten up will ya?
Which Frank? _That_ Frank?
@@AngryKittens No, no, ze Frank over zere.
Yeah and I was just doing comedy, you are the one with a liquid brain like it seems. People just hear what they want to hear.
Zefrank’s content never gets old
Since every new video still makes me go “the fuck am I listening to” every single time
In these mad, crazy times.......... I find myself laughing at mad, crazy Zefrank!
"The fuck? The fuck? Ze Frank is on again. The fuck? The fuck? Is Jerry there with him? The fuck? The fuck? He's talking science yet again, this man is his own meme, what is testicle thing and where has it been? WHAT THE actual FUCK _ is_THIS????"
Thanks for making the documentary more fun to watch.
I had a feeling it was voice-dubbing but after you confirmed it, it made the snail bit that much more impressive.
The dad jokes are just too amazing and the seamless cuts of the original audio making it sound like they're just ignoring him is hilarious.
No one’s mad when Zefrank invites himself
"But when I do it, I get kicked out the door!"
I think inviting yourself was the best thing you’ve ever done brilliant ZeFrank brilliant!!!🤣🤣🤣🤣
"They have never invited me to be a commentator, so I invited myself"
That's so you, Zefrank
Ze, not invited to the conversation but making the most of it. A new genre of comedy. You go Ze!
In what way is this a new genre of comedy?
We used to turn down the volume on the TV when I was a kid and add our own dialog.....primitive compared to TH-cam editing but certainly the prototype for such genre and we were heavily amused. The best was to do it to soap operas
@@Sugarsail1 OMG! I thought me and my brothers are the only one!
It's technically a dub over, not new, but still comedic gold.
@@lasarousi I'd call it a dub into
Petition for zefrank to be hired as PR for any wildlife and nature exploration project. He can come up with a more fun version of documentaries and attracted more people outside the usual demographic, like people who don't usually watch documentaries.
I would sign that petition!
@@alink5918 honestly I don't know how to made a petition, I don't even live in u.s.
That was great. The way he edited over the video. He makes you interested on what's going on by the way he talks through the video. He is funny. Thanks brother
Ze Frank is the best! 😂 My granddaughter loves him. I finally felt she was old enough to appreciate his videos. Using this material for homeschool. Thank you Ze Frank! This overdubb is brilliant. Hysterical❤
I think he has a non-mature channel with the same videos, called "Educational Edition" or something like that.
"It's a Michael Bay film!" Zefrank never disappoints
Snail falls to it's doom after a narrow escape - "I guess it was a Lars von Trier film after all."
Brutal
Fun Animal Fact: A Lowland Streaked Tenrec looks like a real-life Pokémon, it has a black and yellow striped pattern accompanied by special quills that make sound through something called striduation. That’s the same process that crickets use when they rub their legs together to make chirping noises. Tenrec’s are the only mammals in the world that do this!
That thing looks like a an actual hedgehog pikachu; or Sonich…oh no.
You mean the "Ouch Mouse"?
Wow. They're kinda cute
In my experience, a disproportionate number of kids who love Pokémon grow up to be marine biologists, and it's at least in part because the sea has the greatest variety of mind-bogglingly weird creatures that look like you should be throwing a Pokéball at them.
Wouldn't it be the other way around? Pokemon look like real life animals?
I mean these critters were around way before computer games and stuff
I was shrieking with laughter whenever you and the crew members lines just work so well together🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 the Snail thing oh my god.
I like that ze is actually asking questions though shows that he was listening
Such amazing editing for the interruptions with the conversations
I love how as you read down the comments all of the voyagers of noaa were like THATS ME!!
Really love that you actually let the real commentary shine through in places, while still injecting such marvelous humor. This is such a wonderful showcase of these livestreams, thanks Ze.
Yeah it really makes me want to watch the original content, perfect use of fair use imo
I'm looking forward to the True Facts: Peacock episode.
"Jerry, you have to proofread---- oh, that actually IS the name of this animal??? Why would they name it--- yes, i know I'm supposed to be the one who knows things, Jerry."
Damn, it's almost like you ARE Ze Frank!
@@DaleHusband That's high praise! Thank you!!!!"
Comments you can hear.
Peafowl. Peacock is male and a peahen is ... yep, female. Shesh doesn't everyone know this? (I just learned this about 2 years ago at an aviary.)
@@marcg2106 I did know this, but I feel like no one really uses it. And the joke really only works with peacock, which is generally what people recognize when talking about peafowl. 🤷♂️
I think a true facts episode on peafowl would also be fun because peahens look NOTHING like you expect them to. 😆
"they have never invited me to be a commentator, so I invited myself"
This is pure magic 🪄
Imagine he actually gets invited to one of these now that he’s expressed interest in it.
Don't be jealous Dr. Bright
He's actually talking to some of the people who do these, in Nicholas Osborne's reply... Need to scroll up a bit.
"It looks like Patrick didn't make it all the way home from the bar last night"
This one got Me good.
I spewed my coffee over that one.... I just ADORE Z!
A drunk Patrick. The ultimate stupid.
Glad They Invited You!
Truly has to be the most unique presenters on TH-cam.
Love the quality and the raw humor. Made my night.
😁
Seamless integration there, absolutely incredible. And by seamless integration, I don't just mean you inserting your input into the conversation, I mean you inserting comedy into the brutal horror that is the deep ocean.
If schools had documentary vids like that, kids would be more willing to learn. You're the best.
As a teacher, I have used his videos in my classroom! Although I do need to mute them on occasion due to language. :P
Not with censored language. Nature is naturally weird and vulgar, so there was a point that textbooks and nature shows stopped at to not talk about it.
I grew up binging Animal Planet's top tens, they had some balance into weird stuff.
Welcome to all ZeFrank videos in general. heh
@@Amccordford I'm schooling my middle schooler. Thanks to Ze Frank's nudibranchs, we had the "well son, pubic hair is something that every developing teen becomes aware of . . . " discussion. It was honestly the best natural segue I could hope for ;)
@@lisajohnson5516 good job for home schooling. Public schools are shit now.
Why is this man not involved in every single nature documentary?
It's the little stuff like... " oh I'm sorry, go ahead " that gets me.
The audio splicing was done so damn well! Props to the person(s) who worked on it.
I’m certain it was Ze. Have you read his resume? It’s impressive.
@@beachgirl4583 Personally think it was Jerry.
@@painy6588 , Same difference. “Jerry” *is* Ze.
@@beachgirl4583 Thats the joke....
"Just 'cause your toddler wants a numnum, you can't eviscerate a milkman!"
Golden.
You’re the best!!!!! I like your commentary the best!!!
I'm going to cry. I'm a science teacher and this is just. This is everything I want the world to be. Wonder and laughter and fascination with the weirdest things on Earth.
I never knew of this, but hearing Ze Frank put himself into the commentary is comedy gold.
"You want the top or the bottom?"
Zefrank: "I've heard that before"
I'm dead 😂
The last clip is such a peak comedy, tho. Like, something that would come up in a Spongebob episode 😂
😂 gold!! Thx for makin these. Really brings some cheer to the day! 🙏
Such a great addition to already awesome footage
Always a good day when Zefrank uploads.
Absolutely 👍
There's something really funny about Zefrank taking his potty humor and putting it on full display in public. XD
the ending was absolutely hilarious
That sudden transition from Lars Von Trier to Michael Bay was scary as hell 😱
ZeFrank: Would you say he's getting CRABby because they're trying to stEEL it from him?
Everybody:
ZeFrank: Guys?
That one got me.
Keep your friends close and your anemones closer.
"If your baby wants a num num you can't just go eviscerate a milk man" 😂☠️
This whole part is my favorite.
The last part was great!
8:36
"... clamped over the anus."
Everyone else:
Zefrank: On accident?
This is a whole new level of hilarious. Frank being ignored just makes it funnier
Somehow you capture both your quirky commentary mode while simultaneously lining up with their speech at the same time. Well done.
YEEESSSSSS DEEP SEA AND MBARI!!! Petition for zefrank to actually collab with these guys!
You edited this video so well that I legitimately believed that they allowed you to commentate with them for several streams. Well done!
Same here. Until I read the comments!
He got me too, and I've seen this before today!
"just because baby wants a num-num you can't eviscerate a milkman" nearly killed me. That's just a great line.