Garak is one of the best characters in Star Trek. Another quote is when hes talking to Bashir about the “Boy Who Cried Wolf” and his response to the story is “Maybe the moral is never tell the same lie twice”.
Thank you.. when I first heard him stay that I thought he was saying VIRGIN.. which sorta makes the story make sense.. lol. Horny Jedi looking for a Virgin in the force.. lol And Tommen, I mean Tobin was just trying to find some.
Seven weeks into their search expedition: "Hey Torbin, we should probably tell you what we're searching for." 😂 And even then, he (a student of the Force) doesn't know wtf it is. 🤦
i'm always curious about time in Star Wars. We (on Earth) measure time by the Earth revolving around the sun, but in a galaxy far, far away, what is time? What are weeks? Years? Is 7 Star Wars weeks the same as Earth weeks?
Time is always measured in local time. Regardless of length of time relative to Earth, the amount of time that passed was still significant enough for him to be bothered by it.
Also, why are they even sending whiney, unskilled Jedi high schoolers on such an important mission. A Vergence is like Yoda level shit. Why have the Jedi been morons since The Phantom Menace
@@hugoedelarosa I can imagine that, and this broken boy should not even complete padawan with his psychological problems. But how does he get a rank of master jedi just in few years after??
She literally pulled an evil face and started “guhuhuhu” into a black cloud of smoke then when someone reacts she pulls an “it was a prank bro I was letting her go!”
Flashbacks are a shitty way to convey an important piece of information that the writer was not able to integrate naturally in the story. It is like "ok, we will now go back and I will tell you everything why and how the character ends up here"
@@inazuma3gou Luckily for Headland she never got caught or we'd have found out a lot more of what actually occured as she'd have ended up in the same situation. If she'd have turned herself in and arranged a proffer agreement i would consider her at least a partial victim (without excusing her role in what occurred of course). Proffer agreements are why subordinates are given partial and proportional lenience in sentencing. Nobody actually sees Mack as more of a victim than an accomplice. The same goes for Headland.
Ah yes, death from too much force, something Rian invented simply because he wanted Luke to die on a planet with scenery he liked. Everything that comes after has to make excuses for bad decisions made in the sequel trilogy.
Not sure if that was force overdose or Trinity overcharging the possesed wookie. Which honestly would be even worse because that would make Trinity some god level force master which is not really possible because why would she die from a small knife then? Stupid shit but who cares anyway this is probably worst episode in the history of star wars, previous episodes were bad but this one is just unfunny joke. How about disney just accepts they suck and just throw away star wars if they are gonna be only destroying it
You would think 40 space witches would just be able to hadduken the Jedi to oblivion inside Witch Mountain instead of mass self deleting. At the very least, force restrain them so they can use them for archery practice.
We ain't missin' much with those latest Star Wars flicks.... our childhood, those golden memories of Jedi and lightsabers? Yeah, they're goin' up in flames..
And much like the stone building in this farce of a show going up in flames...it doesn't make any sense why Star Wars is so flammable...but Darth Kennedy and Darth Headlamp found a way. They love to take what we love...and burn it to the ground. If that isn't Sith-like, I don't know what is.
Unless you count blunt force trauma (lesbians have the highest statistics of domestic violence of any western relationship dynamic) Edit: I erroneously read this as "Lesbians DON'T often enjoy a lot of force in their relationship" assuming it was a joke about smashing, turns out you were referencing the same thing i responded with. I'm keeping it cuz it's still funny tho
That's true lesbians tend to be more violent than Heterosexual men and Relationships between Gay men tend to be less violent to each other than Gay women
The Acolyte genuinely feels like a disjointed collection of "wouldn't it be cool if..." scenes. Written by vampire diaries fans who treat star wars as an aesthetic rather than an epic.
The Jedi were peace keepers, so why are they acting like scientists. If a group of scientists asked to have a Jedi to join them to have their opinion or have them around as protection, that would make more sense.
Since The Phantom Menace the Jedi don't make any sense. In the OT it seemed like Jedi were more of a group of mysterious rebel knights with space magic basically doing good throughout the galaxy. They are myth and legend in Luke's time. Even Vader's own goons doubt his power and mock him until he chokes them out with it. George turned them into a boring bureaucracy under a vauge bullshit "prophecy" which is still not explained, dressed in Tatooine civil uniforms for reasons, in which they're also battle commanders for the government, and I guess science nerds looking for a Vergence? Lucas was just as bad a writer for what the Jedi are supposed to be. Bonus points for making the Force just a bacterial infection that makes your dick hurt.
@@adamkares7549 Reductionist bad faith take that belies your lack of lore knowledge. The jedi order/faith would naturally rise and fall in power, prominence and sociopolitical affiliations not unlike real religions such as cristianity and the catholic church over time. Everything that happened occurring the way it did made total sense until the ST. Gtfoh with that OT purist nonsense smh
@@adamkares7549 Brilliant comment, the Jedi have become more and more mundane loosing "gravitas" since that point in storytelling, fast forwarding to this parody where we get Jedi boredom about traveling like they're a bunch of fed up housewives.
Withholding information from your Padawan is so fucking stupid Especially for that fucking long. I can understand why Anakin was kept in the dark about certain things, but he’s a special case when it came to Padawans. Because any kind of information that can spark the smallest emotional response would create a domino effect for him. because Anakin was just so emotional.
He was overly emotional because the Jedi Order never actually offered him useful advice. He'd talk to them about his nightmares of the people he cared about dying and the freaking psychos told him to either shut out his feelings (in episode 2) or REJOICE that he was having the horrible visions (episode 3)
Otherwise why did they send a Junior Jedi on such an important mission anyway, then not tell him for 2 months why he's there? This writing is beyond stupidity, like almost deliberately bullshit
@@jeremyallen5974Let's also not forget the fact Anakin was already overaged to be a Jedi. Many Jedi are taken away from their families at a young age like 3 or 4 so they don't remember their families Anakin was literally 8 or 9 so he spent a good amount with his mom his whole life and formed a connection and bond with her which even Obi Wan told Qui Gon that he's too old to be a Jedi. As well the fact that Jedi were so ignorant on emotional attachments fucked them over since having emotions isn't a bad thing let alone attachments to people you care for. It was really stupid which is why I hated how they fucked over Luke in the sequel trilogies since he won't go back doing what the Jedi order did and would've allowed and welcomed attachments like people getting married and caring for you love ones. All in all the Jedi were stupid on a lot of beliefs. Just this show makes em look extremely retarded when they weren't they were very stoic and thought with logic and reason. Not with emotions or become hyper emotional also the fact that Sol haves a hyper fiction on Osha is board line pedophilic why is he obsessed with her? Why does he think it's his job to save her? More importantly why the fuck he wants her as a Jedi when he literally only known her for a few minutes. It's literally coming off making it seem that it's self projecting at this point with Leslie it just sounds creepy and anyone who knows how to write a script even have actors read a script they would question the dialogue and be like "okay, but why is he that way? It makes no sense"
Honestly I would be surprised if the plot twist was that osha is the biological child of sol, and that the lesbian space witches kidnapped osha and that’s why sol is so obsessed with osha, or because Leslie used to work her Harvey Weinstein.
I think the Jedi mission on Brendok was a punishment detail. "You're looking for a vergence. Use these tiny wands to comb the planet, and don't come back until you find one." These Jedi must have really screwed up. It would explain why no one told Torbin what they were doing; and why the Jedi council told them to forget the witches and the endangered children and stay on-mission. The council probably assumed the team was lying in order to get out of vergence duty.
That makes so much sense bro. Everyone was so damn desperate to do anything but find a vergeance. They literally missed an abandoned mining facility made from flammable stone surrounding a hole in the ground capable of spontaneously impregnating women about 15 miles away
So Reaper, just to add some context, a vergeance in the force isn't a hole but its like a power node. A place or person that the Force focused massive energy on. In the original EU it is explained that Anakin was created via a vergeance in the force, which is probably why these miserable writers decided to use it here to create the twins. To undermine Anakin as being unique
Yes, but in Anakin's case, the vengeance was created by the force in response to Plagus' experiments. WTF was it reacting to in this? And the lesbian mothers dialogue implies that they created the twins, which contradicts a vengeance. You're absolutely correct in what you say, but it just shows how idiotic the show is.
Even with The Phantom Menance I hated the Miracle Force Birth crap. In the same movie Lucas turns the Force into a sexually transmitted diesease. So I guess those the most infected with Medicrapians can create a child without sex? The Emperor didnt need to murder them all, just needed to hand out antibacterial medication
@@adamkares7549 as someone else said above, it's explained in EU that it wasn't really a 'miracle'. The Force made Anakin in retaliation for Palpatine and his master trying to impose their will on the Force to create life
Force holers, assemble! Protect the Force hole! Plug in to the power of many! Plug into each other! As smoke monsters! We shall overcome, we shall NEVER surrend..." /Sol and Indara wipe out the threat in 15 seconds. WTF.
somehow the suicidal apprentice gained the rank of Knight, then jedi master... also, became so powerful with the force as to not need to eat and make super force bubbles, while being suicidal.
So, wait.... What the hell are these Jedi so guilty about? They didn't initiate the fights. They were respectful and peaceful through and through. Sol even told super-amazing-totally NOT dark side-lesbian-witch-lady that they had noble intentions, while unarmed I might add. The witches were the aggressors. Turning into a spooky, dark force ghost - and making one of the twins fade away right there - did NOT help matters at all, so why did she do it? Why feel guilty about ANY of this? I'd rather read a Twilight fanfic
I’m not gonna talk about how he’s able to do all this shit well in his 50s cause you know the force has that kind of effect on people plus we see Yoda a creature who’s pushing 900 jumping around better than a trained gymnastics specialist
See, the plot twist is that the collective consciousness of the witches who died from being ejected from the wookie was then absorbed by the witch-mum who escaped, so she contains the 🎵 power of mannnny🎵 , and goes on to mentor Qimir.
You know what they might be trying to spin with this episode? That the force comes from something outside of the universe. In most Eldritch lore. There's always a big hole. Maybe they're trying to make the force itself an evil entity, which makes the jedi evil for using it. Even if it's for moral reasons.
For those in the comments of this video already posting stuff that is narrowed down to: "OMG I can't believe this is the 176th video I seen by some anti-SJW/anti-fandom/grifter shitting on Star Wars. It is SSSSSOOOOOOOOOO annoying how I have to hear SW fans complain complain and complain about things for no reasons at all. Whenever a fandom speaks negatively it automatically makes them toxic and thus they need to STFU about it and just enjoy it". Here's something you might want to consider; everyone has reasons to be outraged against something. Whenever a fandom speaks out negatively it isn't done always done out of malice/blind hatred/toxic anti-fandom; it's really a fandom expressing disappointment and irritation at the thing they been passionate for. To go with one of greatest examples would be Mass Effect 3's ending that involves The Star Child's nonsensical organic vs synthetic mumbo jumbo with self-sabotaging goals and motivations that down play's the significance of the Reapers and contradicts nearly everything the franchise stood for and to rub salt in the wound you are force to pick four endings that nearly makes you more evil then the Reapers themselves. The mass outrage over the ending isn't all just because "DUH ME fans are just hating on the ME3 ending just because they wanted too DUH"; the reaction due to enrage, disappointment and dissatisfaction with the amount of time spent being invested being void. Mass Effect 3 is a 12-year-old game and the ending is still a steaming pile of horse shit and and guess what... ME fans are still talking about how it's still sucks and no one else is bitching and moping about how it's annoying. Back on track; just cuz you don't like video's that paint Disney Star Wars in a negative light and find it annoying doesn't make it any less correct or changes the current status of the current day media. In fact I'd argue that it shows yourself off as a toxic positivity enforcer A.K.A being the very toxic fan that you behold while those whom are still shitting The Acolyte have more to say and you just don't want to admit that your too insecure and lazy to engage as your only priority in life is to place the need of comfort above anything worth of any substance.
I understand it has to be watered down for kids but the premise is legitimately good. Up to and including black communist lesbian girlboss space witches. You know what? Fuck that. Especially for them! Koril is a bad ass! They deserved a better story and season. Why pace it like shit that’s fucked up.
These videos are fantastic and hilarious, thanks mate! Youre 100% right, its always a surprise when the season ends because nothing actually happens. Its the same with the boys season 4, its got one episode left and no one has accomplished anything except standing in a room and chatted.
I can't wait for each new episode of The Acolyte, and I'm disappointed that there's only one episode left, as each new episode brings with it so much great new content on TH-cam which is actually entertaining in a way that The Acolyte can only dream of being!
I thoroughly enjoyed Disney's "The Acolyte". I haven't actually watched it, but I've watched so many videos that rip it apart in detail, that my experience of it is really positive. It looks ridiculous.
In Star Wars ep 6 Jabba calls Chewbacca as Mighty, Wookie Jedi entering battle should be like the opening of Lord of the Rings when in Saurons intro his each swing sets soldiers flying.
I am sick to death with Disney continuing to defile the corpse of what was ones my favorite franchise that they murdered in the first place! Disney will never get another dollar from me!
That planet sure has a lot of ruins for a planet that never had any form of life on it. Did it even have a atmosphere with out any kind of life? Did it have water? Torbin: cant stand seven weeks on a planet. But can meditate in one room for years (clearly with time off to trim his beard and hair) How did they know Mae set the fire? did they read the script? They could at least explain how Mae survived the fall and explosion. Osha was knocked out for the best part of a day from a two foot fall.
Man, I've been waiting for this video ever since the episode dropped. It did not disappoint. Incredibly entertaining. You are making all the madness of Disney SW bearable.
Bit wild how the magical Force-baby detecting machine no longer exists in 100 years for Qui-Gon Jinn to use on Anakin. He just has to take Anakin's mother's word for it that she's Space Virgin Mary.
The trainee witch that bought highly flammable graphite based room paint from that Hutt trader thought she had the bargain of the century. Little did she know she traded with Huttar Söze, the worst con hutt spinwards of Corellia.
Torbin should have walked out of a window the actor did as Tommen in GOT! That would have been a happy scene. Poor guy can't get a good part, always the victim of some witchy women... be it Cersei, Margery or some fanatic cult leader.
I think the twins will smoke dissolve into one super force girl boss and defeat the sith... possibly turning Darth smiley to the light, because he's way too diverse to lose.
My Childhood Shattered by Disney's Destruction of Star Wars My childhood in the 1990s was indelibly marked by the epic saga of Star Wars: Episodes IV, V, and VI. A cinematic masterpiece that exploded my mind and transported me to an unforgettable galactic adventure where good triumphed over evil. But that admiration has now turned to disdain. Disney, after acquiring the franchise, destroyed all the nostalgia I held so dear. Episode 7, despite its flaws, still managed to hold things together. But Episodes 8 and 9 demolished the legacy of Star Wars, leaving it on the brink of death. A brief glimmer of hope emerged with "The Mandalorian." We believed that Disney had finally understood what the fans wanted. But the illusion soon shattered, giving way to a torrent of mediocre content. The infamous "Acolyte" was the final nail in the coffin of Star Wars. Disney seems more interested in pushing political and ideological agendas than in simply telling good stories. They sacrifice quality for profit, hiring incompetent friends and cronies of the King (and Queen) instead of talented professionals. 180 million dollars were wasted on the "Acolyte" series, while a movie like Dune was made for the same amount. They could have made 10 Godzilla Minus One movies with that money! This is pure and simple money laundering. They fund this ideological and political war of the King's (and Queen's) friends and cronies, ignoring the pleas of the loyal fanbase that just wants a good story, just wants to escape from the real world for a few minutes. The 86% disapproval rating on Rotten Tomatoes is a reflection of what Disney has done to Star Wars: a complete abomination. And anyone who disagrees is labeled a misogynist, homophobic, or whatever. They destroyed the few good memories of my childhood and the nostalgia I felt for Star Wars. Enough is enough! My time consuming Disney, Marvel, and Star Wars is over. No more giving my hard-earned money to this soulless corporation. If I could, I would demand a refund for all the games I've bought. We need to send a message to these white-collar vultures: boycott, cancel Disney Plus! Stop consuming Disney content. If you want to watch their movies, download them from torrents. Games? Pirate Bay. Shirts and statues? Artisans and sculptors with no ties to these scumbags! Enough feeding this institution that only destroys and corrupts. Let's value true audiovisual art, made with love and respect. Or let's move on and focus on other hobbies, leaving this in the past. FAREWELL!
"We are looking for virgins"
Harvey Weinstien to Lesley Headland
Bonus Hole
Lesley Headland to Harvey Weinstein
A quote from one of my favorite DS9 characters - "I believe in coincidences, coincidences happen everyday, but I don't trust coincidences."
Garak is one of the best characters in all of Trek
Garak is one of the best characters in Star Trek. Another quote is when hes talking to Bashir about the “Boy Who Cried Wolf” and his response to the story is “Maybe the moral is never tell the same lie twice”.
@RealReaper Ah! Such wonderfully memorable and coherent witty dialog🫠
Good gosh DS9 was so good. I preferred it over TNG
@@manoz6194 Same here.. Quark was my main man.
Somehow, the "It was a piece of shit" at the end of the video gets funnier every time.
Dude spoilers! /s
Hahaha! I was literally going to something similar. 😂😂😂
Completely agree. 🤣🤣🤣
I've never seen that shot of Cartman 'I'm so f'ing bored!' and cackled like a loon.
It’ll never get old lolol
What we see: Lesbian space witch transforms into a demon dissolving a child, Jedi protects the child.
What the script says: Jedi am bad!
That’s literally how they say a kind goodbye!! Why do we keep killing the peaceful bug aliens all the time?
This really is peak asshole Narcissists trying to justify, and make us accept, their assholery.
Leslie Headland is a huge piece of shit of a person.
Like a vergence, touched for the very first time...
Thank you.. when I first heard him stay that I thought he was saying VIRGIN.. which sorta makes the story make sense.. lol. Horny Jedi looking for a Virgin in the force.. lol And Tommen, I mean Tobin was just trying to find some.
Love the reference 🤣
EXCELLENT WORK. REAPER THE ACOLYTE EPISODE SEVEN REVIEW 😊😊😊😅😊😊😊
Ugh i hate Madonna, gotta go watch the opening scene from Reservoir Dogs now to wash the taste of those lyrics from my brain lol
@@AnoneemusNoename I don't like Madonna either, but some of her music sounds good, admittedly
Seven weeks into their search expedition: "Hey Torbin, we should probably tell you what we're searching for." 😂 And even then, he (a student of the Force) doesn't know wtf it is. 🤦
i'm always curious about time in Star Wars. We (on Earth) measure time by the Earth revolving around the sun, but in a galaxy far, far away, what is time? What are weeks? Years? Is 7 Star Wars weeks the same as Earth weeks?
Time is always measured in local time. Regardless of length of time relative to Earth, the amount of time that passed was still significant enough for him to be bothered by it.
Which really raises the question: WTF was he doing before asking them?
Also, why are they even sending whiney, unskilled Jedi high schoolers on such an important mission. A Vergence is like Yoda level shit.
Why have the Jedi been morons since The Phantom Menace
This is absolutely a typical corporate IT project, ca. 2024
And after all that Torbin instantly gets a master rank just to lock himself for 10 years and than drink poison
Makes sense to me... before I self delete, I would like to get my Masters or PhD before doing so.
He probably bought Ubisoft's progress booster pack.
He felt immense guilt. Probably felt terrible going back to Coruscant, and he went someplace else in the end.
@@hugoedelarosa I can imagine that, and this broken boy should not even complete padawan with his psychological problems. But how does he get a rank of master jedi just in few years after??
Space balls is looking real good right now.
Don't you dare compare the absolute masterpiece that is Space Balls with...Whatever this is
Oh trust me I love space balls
I was just saying that I never wash this trash of a show or any of the other star wars shows since the last Jedi movie
The REAPER is here.. I've waited for this all week.
Yes!!!
Same here 😂
@@Kill-Dozer YASS! YAASSS!!
The only reviewer I watch anymore. He never grifts (ring that! check this! Patreaon! give me money!) like the other dorks do.
She literally pulled an evil face and started “guhuhuhu” into a black cloud of smoke then when someone reacts she pulls an “it was a prank bro I was letting her go!”
What??
Leslye Headlamp: From, like, my point of view, the Jedi are evil.
Fans: Then you are lost!
It's treason then.
@@SurnaturalM somehow, weinstein has returned.
They're, like, bad and stuff. Huh huh, huh huh, huh huh, huh huh...
Yeah! Heh heh, heh heh, mmm mmm, heh heh, heh heh... That's cool.
Good guys are always evil, according to evil people...
Headlamp lol
A reminder that flashbacks didn’t happen in Star Wars until TLJ.
Flashbacks are a shitty way to convey an important piece of information that the writer was not able to integrate naturally in the story. It is like "ok, we will now go back and I will tell you everything why and how the character ends up here"
@@dontbeorbeevilJust like that writer from the purge reading to Morty "Fade to black. Cut back to six weeks earlier."
Rian also introduced narration and extensive slo-mo. It all goes against the rather simple documentary style language of SW.
A film that is part of a trilogy that canonically doesn’t exist to me and the majority of fans
@@Vespyr_ I love that quote.
Tyrannical black lesbian girlboss space witch, had me rolling everytime you said that
One HUNDRED and EIGHTY MILLION DOLLARS, folks.
All that money set on fire and flushed down the toilet to put out said fire yet the creators blame us.
it has to be a money laundering scheme of some sort.
They spent $179 million on metal detectors.
I don’t get why people see Leslie as some kind of victim she was an accomplice under duress is still an accomplice.
Exhibit A: Allison Mack
“Under duress” is nothing but a facetious term for people who want to disguise their regret as pity.
“Duress”? Sure. I know a predator when I see one. Lesbian Headlamp is absolutely one! I’m sure she served up plenty of reticent quim for theyselves!
@@inazuma3gou Luckily for Headland she never got caught or we'd have found out a lot more of what actually occured as she'd have ended up in the same situation.
If she'd have turned herself in and arranged a proffer agreement i would consider her at least a partial victim (without excusing her role in what occurred of course).
Proffer agreements are why subordinates are given partial and proportional lenience in sentencing. Nobody actually sees Mack as more of a victim than an accomplice. The same goes for Headland.
Ah yes, death from too much force, something Rian invented simply because he wanted Luke to die on a planet with scenery he liked.
Everything that comes after has to make excuses for bad decisions made in the sequel trilogy.
Not sure if that was force overdose or Trinity overcharging the possesed wookie. Which honestly would be even worse because that would make Trinity some god level force master which is not really possible because why would she die from a small knife then? Stupid shit but who cares anyway this is probably worst episode in the history of star wars, previous episodes were bad but this one is just unfunny joke. How about disney just accepts they suck and just throw away star wars if they are gonna be only destroying it
You would think 40 space witches would just be able to hadduken the Jedi to oblivion inside Witch Mountain instead of mass self deleting. At the very least, force restrain them so they can use them for archery practice.
I could have accepted Luke's sacrifice to save everyone if it was at the end of the Trilogy they forgot to actually write out.
I think they are mistaking the difference between a Physker and a force user or at least I never seen a force user burn out
I guess the Power of Many is not as strong as one single Jedi. lol
At this point, i wouldn't be surprised if we end up getting a S2.
Fortunately they announced there won't be a season two, so I can keep my eyes safe
It may have already been in contract but they wanted to make it look successful enough for season 2. Just trash writing
@@mr.sarcasm6294 Thank god, I got 35% hope back.
@Phonsuk plz let me be happy
@@SimplyAwkward_ i hope there's no season 2. Hope they sell to someone who appreciate good storytelling & its fanbase
She was performing the dance of turning into an evil black cloud of friendship and the Jedi misunderstood
"what the fuck is going on with star wars?" LOL, class intro to a video
Disney Star Wars is NOT Star Wars.
I didn't even know this was Star Wars. I didn't even know this show existed. Lifelong Star Wars myself, I have no idea what this all is.
We ain't missin' much with those latest Star Wars flicks.... our childhood, those golden memories of Jedi and lightsabers? Yeah, they're goin' up in flames..
And much like the stone building in this farce of a show going up in flames...it doesn't make any sense why Star Wars is so flammable...but Darth Kennedy and Darth Headlamp found a way. They love to take what we love...and burn it to the ground. If that isn't Sith-like, I don't know what is.
Less stuff we know about Star Wars post 2014 canon purge the better. Just watch the og 6 films
Lesbians often enjoy a lot of force in their relationship, so it's pretty based!
Unless you count blunt force trauma (lesbians have the highest statistics of domestic violence of any western relationship dynamic)
Edit: I erroneously read this as "Lesbians DON'T often enjoy a lot of force in their relationship" assuming it was a joke about smashing, turns out you were referencing the same thing i responded with. I'm keeping it cuz it's still funny tho
That's true lesbians tend to be more violent than Heterosexual men and Relationships between Gay men tend to be less violent to each other than Gay women
The Acolyte genuinely feels like a disjointed collection of "wouldn't it be cool if..." scenes. Written by vampire diaries fans who treat star wars as an aesthetic rather than an epic.
Acolyte: Use the farce.
The power of mannnny to stop giving a shit
Reaper is the goat of truth.
True dat.
The Jedi were peace keepers, so why are they acting like scientists. If a group of scientists asked to have a Jedi to join them to have their opinion or have them around as protection, that would make more sense.
They were using metal detectors to find life.
That pretty much sums up the show.
Since The Phantom Menace the Jedi don't make any sense. In the OT it seemed like Jedi were more of a group of mysterious rebel knights with space magic basically doing good throughout the galaxy. They are myth and legend in Luke's time. Even Vader's own goons doubt his power and mock him until he chokes them out with it.
George turned them into a boring bureaucracy under a vauge bullshit "prophecy" which is still not explained, dressed in Tatooine civil uniforms for reasons, in which they're also battle commanders for the government, and I guess science nerds looking for a Vergence?
Lucas was just as bad a writer for what the Jedi are supposed to be. Bonus points for making the Force just a bacterial infection that makes your dick hurt.
@@adamkares7549 Reductionist bad faith take that belies your lack of lore knowledge. The jedi order/faith would naturally rise and fall in power, prominence and sociopolitical affiliations not unlike real religions such as cristianity and the catholic church over time. Everything that happened occurring the way it did made total sense until the ST. Gtfoh with that OT purist nonsense smh
I don't even care anymore, because the writers really screwed up with my brain.
@@adamkares7549 Brilliant comment, the Jedi have become more and more mundane loosing "gravitas" since that point in storytelling, fast forwarding to this parody where we get Jedi boredom about traveling like they're a bunch of fed up housewives.
I have the worst news possible. I have somehow discovered that some people actually like this and think it's good
They are not numerous and they are virtue signaling,none of them will ne watching this ish in a couple of years.
Withholding information from your Padawan is so fucking stupid Especially for that fucking long. I can understand why Anakin was kept in the dark about certain things, but he’s a special case when it came to Padawans. Because any kind of information that can spark the smallest emotional response would create a domino effect for him. because Anakin was just so emotional.
He was overly emotional because the Jedi Order never actually offered him useful advice.
He'd talk to them about his nightmares of the people he cared about dying and the freaking psychos told him to either shut out his feelings (in episode 2) or REJOICE that he was having the horrible visions (episode 3)
Otherwise why did they send a Junior Jedi on such an important mission anyway, then not tell him for 2 months why he's there? This writing is beyond stupidity, like almost deliberately bullshit
@@jeremyallen5974Let's also not forget the fact Anakin was already overaged to be a Jedi. Many Jedi are taken away from their families at a young age like 3 or 4 so they don't remember their families Anakin was literally 8 or 9 so he spent a good amount with his mom his whole life and formed a connection and bond with her which even Obi Wan told Qui Gon that he's too old to be a Jedi.
As well the fact that Jedi were so ignorant on emotional attachments fucked them over since having emotions isn't a bad thing let alone attachments to people you care for.
It was really stupid which is why I hated how they fucked over Luke in the sequel trilogies since he won't go back doing what the Jedi order did and would've allowed and welcomed attachments like people getting married and caring for you love ones.
All in all the Jedi were stupid on a lot of beliefs. Just this show makes em look extremely retarded when they weren't they were very stoic and thought with logic and reason.
Not with emotions or become hyper emotional also the fact that Sol haves a hyper fiction on Osha is board line pedophilic why is he obsessed with her? Why does he think it's his job to save her? More importantly why the fuck he wants her as a Jedi when he literally only known her for a few minutes.
It's literally coming off making it seem that it's self projecting at this point with Leslie it just sounds creepy and anyone who knows how to write a script even have actors read a script they would question the dialogue and be like "okay, but why is he that way? It makes no sense"
Honestly I would be surprised if the plot twist was that osha is the biological child of sol, and that the lesbian space witches kidnapped osha and that’s why sol is so obsessed with osha, or because Leslie used to work her Harvey Weinstein.
$20 million an episode. Where the fuck did it all go?
To black lives matter
Probably to pay off victims of Harvey
I'll bet somebody got a new house with a swimming pool and a Rolls Royce in the garage.
@@teto85and they’re name is Leslyse Shrekfoot
metal detectors.
Thank you Reaper. Just one more episode to go, and then your sanity can take a break. Whatever is left of it.
This show is the new Willow. Probably gonna get tax wrote off in couple months.
"The power of one counter-revolutionary,
the power of two counter-revolutionaries,
the power of manyyyyyyyyyy!"
I think the Jedi mission on Brendok was a punishment detail. "You're looking for a vergence. Use these tiny wands to comb the planet, and don't come back until you find one." These Jedi must have really screwed up. It would explain why no one told Torbin what they were doing; and why the Jedi council told them to forget the witches and the endangered children and stay on-mission. The council probably assumed the team was lying in order to get out of vergence duty.
That makes so much sense bro. Everyone was so damn desperate to do anything but find a vergeance. They literally missed an abandoned mining facility made from flammable stone surrounding a hole in the ground capable of spontaneously impregnating women about 15 miles away
Wookie with a metal detector says it all
he was searching for Leslye's vibrators
@@lockyp204Wookie with a metal detector, wearing clothes. Because all that fur just ain't warm enough and just doesn't cover enough flesh.
@@peterphan227 😆👍
Lesbians and force? Guess some things never change
So Reaper, just to add some context, a vergeance in the force isn't a hole but its like a power node. A place or person that the Force focused massive energy on. In the original EU it is explained that Anakin was created via a vergeance in the force, which is probably why these miserable writers decided to use it here to create the twins. To undermine Anakin as being unique
Yep just like they undermine everything else in this show.... What has Starwars come to.
Yes, but in Anakin's case, the vengeance was created by the force in response to Plagus' experiments.
WTF was it reacting to in this? And the lesbian mothers dialogue implies that they created the twins, which contradicts a vengeance.
You're absolutely correct in what you say, but it just shows how idiotic the show is.
V e r g e a n c e ... phone keeps changing that
Even with The Phantom Menance I hated the Miracle Force Birth crap. In the same movie Lucas turns the Force into a sexually transmitted diesease.
So I guess those the most infected with Medicrapians can create a child without sex? The Emperor didnt need to murder them all, just needed to hand out antibacterial medication
@@adamkares7549 as someone else said above, it's explained in EU that it wasn't really a 'miracle'. The Force made Anakin in retaliation for Palpatine and his master trying to impose their will on the Force to create life
Well, the Jedi arrived on the planet looking for a "Force Hole".
They found some sort of "hole", all right. I shudder to think what.
I love these honest reviews. More entertaining than actual shows
I agree.
Force holers, assemble!
Protect the Force hole!
Plug in to the power of many! Plug into each other! As smoke monsters! We shall overcome, we shall NEVER surrend..."
/Sol and Indara wipe out the threat in 15 seconds.
WTF.
I was going to say that the best part of the episode was when the credits rolled, but even that was awful this time around.
There was no transgender Wokies in this episode. Disney fuckin wake up.
Its been suggested one of the lesbiuan space witches is a trans wokie. Check out the one behind right shoulder of the turtle one
@@enzannometsuke8812 you’re probably right but we never saw two Ewoks scissoring. Disney fuckin wake up
I read that as trans Wookie
somehow the suicidal apprentice gained the rank of Knight, then jedi master... also, became so powerful with the force as to not need to eat and make super force bubbles, while being suicidal.
Best review yet: "desperate to snatch some children". I cried!
Running around the house yelling "I've lost my force hole again I'm going to be late for work"
Love your reviews.you really stick it to Disney whilst giving us all a good laugh.
So, wait.... What the hell are these Jedi so guilty about?
They didn't initiate the fights. They were respectful and peaceful through and through. Sol even told super-amazing-totally NOT dark side-lesbian-witch-lady that they had noble intentions, while unarmed I might add. The witches were the aggressors. Turning into a spooky, dark force ghost - and making one of the twins fade away right there - did NOT help matters at all, so why did she do it? Why feel guilty about ANY of this? I'd rather read a Twilight fanfic
Thanks for using new memes! It's awesome to have your voice heard, as a fan. Appreciated mate.
Maybe the jedi are looking for canadian residential school victims.
Darth Justin has them hidden well.
I’m not gonna talk about how he’s able to do all this shit well in his 50s cause you know the force has that kind of effect on people plus we see Yoda a creature who’s pushing 900 jumping around better than a trained gymnastics specialist
See, the plot twist is that the collective consciousness of the witches who died from being ejected from the wookie was then absorbed by the witch-mum who escaped, so she contains the 🎵 power of mannnny🎵 , and goes on to mentor Qimir.
You know what they might be trying to spin with this episode?
That the force comes from something outside of the universe. In most Eldritch lore. There's always a big hole. Maybe they're trying to make the force itself an evil entity, which makes the jedi evil for using it. Even if it's for moral reasons.
Imma pack a bowl
When Sol says vergence, I keep hearing virgins. :P
Welcome back, was worried about you! Great video as usual.
Lesly forgot...she never had the highland and she continues to drives in the the lava river.
Your videos are acts of kindness and mercy. Thanks again, Reaper. 💀
For those in the comments of this video already posting stuff that is narrowed down to: "OMG I can't believe this is the 176th video I seen by some anti-SJW/anti-fandom/grifter shitting on Star Wars. It is SSSSSOOOOOOOOOO annoying how I have to hear SW fans complain complain and complain about things for no reasons at all. Whenever a fandom speaks negatively it automatically makes them toxic and thus they need to STFU about it and just enjoy it". Here's something you might want to consider; everyone has reasons to be outraged against something. Whenever a fandom speaks out negatively it isn't done always done out of malice/blind hatred/toxic anti-fandom; it's really a fandom expressing disappointment and irritation at the thing they been passionate for.
To go with one of greatest examples would be Mass Effect 3's ending that involves The Star Child's nonsensical organic vs synthetic mumbo jumbo with self-sabotaging goals and motivations that down play's the significance of the Reapers and contradicts nearly everything the franchise stood for and to rub salt in the wound you are force to pick four endings that nearly makes you more evil then the Reapers themselves. The mass outrage over the ending isn't all just because "DUH ME fans are just hating on the ME3 ending just because they wanted too DUH"; the reaction due to enrage, disappointment and dissatisfaction with the amount of time spent being invested being void. Mass Effect 3 is a 12-year-old game and the ending is still a steaming pile of horse shit and and guess what... ME fans are still talking about how it's still sucks and no one else is bitching and moping about how it's annoying.
Back on track; just cuz you don't like video's that paint Disney Star Wars in a negative light and find it annoying doesn't make it any less correct or changes the current status of the current day media. In fact I'd argue that it shows yourself off as a toxic positivity enforcer A.K.A being the very toxic fan that you behold while those whom are still shitting The Acolyte have more to say and you just don't want to admit that your too insecure and lazy to engage as your only priority in life is to place the need of comfort above anything worth of any substance.
That was eloquently put.
I understand it has to be watered down for kids but the premise is legitimately good. Up to and including black communist lesbian girlboss space witches.
You know what? Fuck that. Especially for them! Koril is a bad ass! They deserved a better story and season. Why pace it like shit that’s fucked up.
I love how they maneuvre the lightswords like broadswords!
Can't wait to find out the cantering budget for this was $100mil.
04:18 her subconscious lmfao. Gotta be the best comment on the acolyte.
'I felt a great disturbance in Headland... as if 180 millions dollars suddenly cried out in terror and were stupidly wasted'
These videos are fantastic and hilarious, thanks mate!
Youre 100% right, its always a surprise when the season ends because nothing actually happens. Its the same with the boys season 4, its got one episode left and no one has accomplished anything except standing in a room and chatted.
I hope they will have season 2, I'm enjoying seeing the destruction of Disney budget and these reviews so much.
I can't wait for each new episode of The Acolyte, and I'm disappointed that there's only one episode left, as each new episode brings with it so much great new content on TH-cam which is actually entertaining in a way that The Acolyte can only dream of being!
This show is radioactive ☢️ and should be sealed in concrete
This show will live on, due to the Power of Many Memes.
I thoroughly enjoyed Disney's "The Acolyte". I haven't actually watched it, but I've watched so many videos that rip it apart in detail, that my experience of it is really positive. It looks ridiculous.
Poor Torbin. The cheap-ass Jedi won't even give him a Bacta tank, plastic surgery or a prosthetic eye.
I wish I could give you a Big Thanks $, Reaper.
I really needed this right now
Keep doing Gods Works, brother
Great work, man! Really appreciate you watching all this bullshit so we don't have to! All your South Park memes are making my want to do a rewatch.
Torbin/ its like the show runners want to make that cute boy unalive himself in every show lol
Remember kings landing 😂😭
I guess the bad writing apple doesn't fall far from the tree.
Bro keeps getting type cast as some one who kills themself oof.
In Star Wars ep 6 Jabba calls Chewbacca as Mighty, Wookie Jedi entering battle should be like the opening of Lord of the Rings when in Saurons intro his each swing sets soldiers flying.
I am sick to death with Disney continuing to defile the corpse of what was ones my favorite franchise that they murdered in the first place!
Disney will never get another dollar from me!
"what the fuck is going on with star wars" best summarizes the entirety of Disney star wars as a whole.
These videos are too good.
The "power of many" kind of suck compared to the power of one, isn't it?
As soon as clicked this video and Reaper started his rant, I laughing like crazy 😂😂😂
They all died after seeing Qimir’s rear skinny dipping….😂
I liked Star Wars, aka ep. 4-6, when the Force was spirituality, not super powers.
That planet sure has a lot of ruins for a planet that never had any form of life on it.
Did it even have a atmosphere with out any kind of life?
Did it have water?
Torbin: cant stand seven weeks on a planet. But can meditate in one room for years (clearly with time off to trim his beard and hair)
How did they know Mae set the fire? did they read the script?
They could at least explain how Mae survived the fall and explosion. Osha was knocked out for the best part of a day from a two foot fall.
This is a good show, I must live in a parallel universe.
Man, I've been waiting for this video ever since the episode dropped. It did not disappoint. Incredibly entertaining. You are making all the madness of Disney SW bearable.
Un video epico como siempre, me salva de ver esta serie espantosa
As I have said, the Jedi did nothing wrong.
Bit wild how the magical Force-baby detecting machine no longer exists in 100 years for Qui-Gon Jinn to use on Anakin. He just has to take Anakin's mother's word for it that she's Space Virgin Mary.
So much for the power of many, dying from one jedi breaking the link.
The trainee witch that bought highly flammable graphite based room paint from that Hutt trader thought she had the bargain of the century.
Little did she know she traded with Huttar Söze, the worst con hutt spinwards of Corellia.
its ridiculuos how they made Torbin - a padawan, so childish. From the get go he was disobeying orders and acting like a whiney child. lol
Torbin should have walked out of a window the actor did as Tommen in GOT! That would have been a happy scene. Poor guy can't get a good part, always the victim of some witchy women... be it Cersei, Margery or some fanatic cult leader.
What we learned from this is: Sabine Wren is so powerful that she could survive a wound that not even a space smoke demon-which could survive.
"It's a piece of shit" should be front-loaded for this episode.
These videos are a real weekly highlight and I’m gonna be sad when we’re out of episodes.
Hello Reaper.
They had the Wookie looking for Force land mines and didn't tell him. Let the alien take one for the team.
The mountain they've used, btw (before the CGI) is Tryfan in Wales
“We are searching for the virgins, ahem, the vergence.”
7:25 to be honest, that's what everyone expects from ANY Jedi. So this part was the most Star Wars so far.
I think the twins will smoke dissolve into one super force girl boss and defeat the sith... possibly turning Darth smiley to the light, because he's way too diverse to lose.
"... like a pudding" 😂
My Childhood Shattered by Disney's Destruction of Star Wars
My childhood in the 1990s was indelibly marked by the epic saga of Star Wars: Episodes IV, V, and VI. A cinematic masterpiece that exploded my mind and transported me to an unforgettable galactic adventure where good triumphed over evil.
But that admiration has now turned to disdain. Disney, after acquiring the franchise, destroyed all the nostalgia I held so dear. Episode 7, despite its flaws, still managed to hold things together. But Episodes 8 and 9 demolished the legacy of Star Wars, leaving it on the brink of death.
A brief glimmer of hope emerged with "The Mandalorian." We believed that Disney had finally understood what the fans wanted. But the illusion soon shattered, giving way to a torrent of mediocre content. The infamous "Acolyte" was the final nail in the coffin of Star Wars.
Disney seems more interested in pushing political and ideological agendas than in simply telling good stories. They sacrifice quality for profit, hiring incompetent friends and cronies of the King (and Queen) instead of talented professionals. 180 million dollars were wasted on the "Acolyte" series, while a movie like Dune was made for the same amount. They could have made 10 Godzilla Minus One movies with that money!
This is pure and simple money laundering. They fund this ideological and political war of the King's (and Queen's) friends and cronies, ignoring the pleas of the loyal fanbase that just wants a good story, just wants to escape from the real world for a few minutes. The 86% disapproval rating on Rotten Tomatoes is a reflection of what Disney has done to Star Wars: a complete abomination.
And anyone who disagrees is labeled a misogynist, homophobic, or whatever. They destroyed the few good memories of my childhood and the nostalgia I felt for Star Wars.
Enough is enough! My time consuming Disney, Marvel, and Star Wars is over. No more giving my hard-earned money to this soulless corporation. If I could, I would demand a refund for all the games I've bought.
We need to send a message to these white-collar vultures: boycott, cancel Disney Plus! Stop consuming Disney content. If you want to watch their movies, download them from torrents. Games? Pirate Bay. Shirts and statues? Artisans and sculptors with no ties to these scumbags!
Enough feeding this institution that only destroys and corrupts. Let's value true audiovisual art, made with love and respect. Or let's move on and focus on other hobbies, leaving this in the past. FAREWELL!
The whole landscape of this planet looks very much cultured and not what a completely wild plant growth would produce.