I Cheated In A Speedrun And I Need To Come Clean
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I cheated in a speedrun and it's time to tell the truth. This might be my last video.
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I'm sorry.
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we'll forgive you
It’s alr
Hey Karl, I haven't watched this fully but you're such a sincere and kind individual so I forgive you already. 😊❤️
Idc you’re still the same for me
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honestly there’s nothing funnier than literally CHEATING to get given a useless honorary title in a video game magazine, and then not getting it because someone else cheated better. the 2000s were wild
He wanted the prize gear!
This was abot as much fame a gamer could get back then no youtube or twitch just magazines in very rare cases a tv show.
He lost it to some dude who played a very obscure game and got first in everything by default. I don't find his cheated times as bad as those using GameShark codes to get the time, as the ones he used were the manually input in game cheats.
Though are the GameShark codes just the built in ones, but just not input manually. GameShark the early macro hardware/software.
The guy who ultimately got it may not even have cheated. He just got the high scores for a game that nobody else was playing lol
@@PinkAgaricus _DAMN YOU, JON BURROWS! DOES YOUR DECEPTION KNOW NO BOUNDS?!_
Billy Mitchell is going to use this as evidence in his next lawsuit against you, lol.
Joking aside, the fact that he actually probably would is hilarious to me
No joke, he probably will. Billy Mitchell is a goddamn joke.
@@djroscurro9859 Judge: "So this guy was a cheat 23 years ago so his claims that you're a cheat today are invalid?"
Billy: "Yup"
Judge: "Please go away."
@@sblower9410 Judge: so you are saying he's not only saying you cheated, but also an expert on the matter?
@Pᴀᴡɴ S𝜏ᴀʀ𝕤 ✯🇫ᴀɴ Karl didn't make a career as a famous gamer that had multiple world records and being worthwhile known
This is like if bro stole a candy bar when he was 4 and then returned it when he turned eighteen
There are things that still keep me up at night , stuff I did as a kid that still bugs the shit outta me.
I once accidentally stole a Snapple bottle from a Walgreens and never went back to it.
@@dragonITH-nk3yk I once accidentally stole like 50$ worth of food from chick fil a because they forgot I was paying in cash
I once accidentally joined a militia and committed war crimes in southeast Asia and I haven't yet worked up the courage to tell the international community.
@@dragonITH-nk3yk Really? this bugs you?! I destroyed many things on purpose, shot @ cars on the Autobahn w/ one of those breech-loading "rifles" etc. But worst of all: I almost accidently killed one of my friends. Broke my arm in the process. Still gives me night terrors... Man, when you came from a working class background & lived in a small town, life was pretty wild & tough in 90ies Germany. a
"I'm afraid that one day i will be exposed"
"so here is a magazine from 1998"
I reckon there's a non-trivial chance that the reason a British lad won is they didn't want to pay the shipping costs to Australia.
This is an extremely good point...
especially in 2001
It might be a contest only legally available to British kids too. Because reasons?
yeah probably this, or they also knew everyone was cheating
Yeah, that actually does kind of track.
Hey it's me, D1rty Dan from the F-Zero X clip.
Thank you for featuring me on your videos :).
I played X on the PAL version back in the days and way too many people claimed to have better times, but they were NTSC times every single time.
Even nowadays many ppl claim to have faster times, but they played on NTSC version compared to my PAL times.
We had a calculation method to simply multiply PAL times by 1,2 or divide NTSC times by 1,2.
Timewise this was accurate.
The X community afterwards found out some differences in the versions though, which are enough to make the runs differ from PAL to NTSC too much, to make them comparable, even when calculating the pure time.
NTSC and PAL versions are now their own category, but I can't even count how many ppl claimed and still claim faster times having the NTSC version.
On almost any PAL WR video you can find a "I got a better time than you" comment.
Karl. You were a kid and you fell into the trap of "well if everyone is cheating, then the only way to win is cheating" its like confessing to stealing your friends pencil in 1st grade. You're awesome for making this video and cheers to getting that burden off of yourself!
The 64Magazine score zone. You will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy.
I like how he goes:
- I'm so ashamed, I cheated and I can't find a way to forgive myself. Anyway, this is the sponsor for this video.
Yeah I’m with you this is a weird video to sponsor
@@nickywags0712 The video is a joke, he's being sarcastic with all of this. He doesn't care about that cheated time, and most people will probably not care either lmao
Yeah..lol. I was like "Karl, this isn't a good look if you're confessing to faking a speed run"...😂
I did not expect that transition, made me laugh. Bold, Captain.
@@TracyA123 yeah same lol
The question everyone really wants to know though, is this: What was your time on making this video including all the times you cracked up and had to redo the take?
This was single segment, the only reason why it looks choppy is because a problem with his cartridge, or he hit A at the last possible frame
@@eldantethemysterious He started the video in second gear and his computer couldn't keep up
To be fair, the rules weren't standardized in ANY way back then. You could argue that since they were built into the cartridge it was more of an exploit than a cheat. I think its awesome how speed running evolved to contain multiple categories to make the competition fair, like what system you're playing on or if you're using glitches, exploits, or in-game cheats.
I remember playing Turok Evolution with my little bro on PS2. He loved playing bloodbath mode which gave you access to every gun with unlimited ammo, even the ones that auto locked on through walls. It was a busted game mode that I hated because there was no skill involved. When I would complain to my parents they just said it wasn't cheating if it was part of the game... True, but it wasn't fun... My Bro did nothing wrong, he just enjoyed the fact that he could get a win on me with such a level (albeit simple) playing field.
Only Karl Jobst could expose Karl Jobst as a cheater
This ^
Karl Jobst is an absolute legend
I hope Karl Jobst becomes a better person.
if he faked a speedrun 99% of people wouldn't notice
We should build a statue to the guy who exposed Karj Jobst
Following this guy is a fucking rollercoaster of emotions.
XD
Not really
true
how so ? you get emotional when someone admits to cheating ?
@@bee2690 No but at least I laugh at a joke.
it takes a real man to admit to his mistakes. everyone makes them and they're certainly nothing to be proud of but admitting to them takes real courage and we're proud of you for coming clean. kudos to you lad, keep doing your thing, we understand you're not like this anymore and I'm looking forward to more content.
@Zakarot we're all hypocrites to some degree, you can't tell me you've never done anything you regret. and besides, people change, and he's obviously not like this anymore.
also, he's not "shit-talking" cheaters, just calling them out on their bullshit. there's a difference.
he was also a 12 year old
@@jaidoua1"he's not like this anymore"
How do you know?
@@grantwilliams2571 with no evidence of otherwise we know he isn’t.
Too bad he retracted his admission of cheating at the end of the video with "no one cheated".
Good morning to everyone except John Burrows.
And you woulda gotten away with it too, if it wasn't for your meddling self
Very sad
Honestly not that bad at all
fancy seen you here
grand theft auto online is good. whatchu gonna do about it huh?
This made me LOL.
“Even with cheats I still couldn’t get first on every level, but in all fairness the guy who beat me probably cheated” 😂🤣
If there is no review standards and it's a bunch of 12 years olds submitting times from around the world, you bet it's gonna be all about cheating.
Lol
seems like the evolution of gaming right there lol. People cheat when they can get away with it.. it sucks.
@@akunog3665 the same that happens with sports. Things get so competitive, so wild, and there is so much pressure to win that it makes many people to become huge frauds
@@akunog3665 jo
Damn! This dude can literally expose EVERYONE. No one is safe as long as he is around!
You didn't sigh before you started speaking
0/10 apology video
And no ukulele. How dare you call this an apology?
"Even with cheats I still couldn't get first on every level. But in all fairness, the guy who beat me probably cheated."
That got a hearty laugh out of me.
"Now, I may have cheated, but... the guy who won also did."
It probably is true
This is the 'I stole a pack of gum from the corner store when I was 7. Sorry' apology video and I love it. Karl, you are and always will be and absolute legend.
Sadly the satirical nature of the video went over the head of 99% people, considering the comments.
@@LordDragox412 The comments here are fucking hilarious. People are so irrationally angry and it is comedy gold
My smile got bigger and bigger as the video went on.
@@creeperhunterD I'm guessing it's people that just watched the first few minutes lol
@@creeperhunterD I don't see any angry comments? Where'd they go?
1:23 “So I figured I’d expose myself…not in the way you’re thinking, I’m pretty sure that’s illegal”
Honestly, Karl, I'm glad you decided to be the bigger man in this, even though I highly doubt that anyone from 20 years ago would really care at this point.
Exactly! Which is what made Karl such a genuine person 🤗
I care
@@Claugustus why
"I highly doubt that anyone from 20 years ago would really care at this point." Unless someone is like the Dude from Billy Madison. Karl's name is on a list.
@@Highdisordermortal I was raised to be a caring person
Karl has the exact type of voice where you can never tell if he’s being serious or sarcastic
its an Australian thing.
@@chainsrad6354 As an Australian, I agree
@@chainsrad6354 No, no it is not. Take this from an Australian, we have tone in our voices.
@@hoodieduck_ Is that your serious tone or your ironic tone? I still can't tell.
true i also think if he had an old mic or added a old mic filter he'd have the voice of an old Australian newsreel.
That’s awful. Hopefully Karl Jobst doesn’t file a defamation lawsuit against you for exposing this horrific story.
XD
Actually there have been entities who sued themselves. I think one person tried to sue himself because he was generally unhappy with how he lived his life, aka suffered emotional distress from the "other" party, but not having the money to pay for it he requested to have the court pay the lawsuit. It didn't work for some reason.
Wait and see.. you never know ; )
Billy2.0 activated
@@rubixtheslime Yeah, there is a guy that went to prison and sued himself for assault and mental distress but because he didn't had money (Jail) he asked the state to give the money and he politely promised to give it back once he got out.
Stay tuned: His next video might be a deep dive into Jon Burrows' so-called gaming career.
Is based all around dig-dug?
cause he burrows
Thank you, thank you
While at first I found it was a bit silly to apologize for a mishap 20 years ago, I thought about it some more.
This is finally an apology from somebody not sorry for being caught, but for what he did.
Cudos
No. It's neither of those things.
It's not an apology it's a joke video lol
It's not an apology or a joke video. It's a way to reveal a past sin and get ahead of a story before someone else exposes it. A bit of cheating 20 years ago is no big deal for most of us. But as of late Karl has made a career of exposing cheats.... so if someone did the research and put out their own video that would be very embarrassing.
*Kudos
Sorry, it's the only way to spell it.
He actually got sued for that AVGN meme, holy shit.
Turns out that the jokes about Billy Mitchell suing people left and right were just descriptions of reality.
Thank God for Karl Jobst. Without his investigation skills and his strong moral fiber we would have never discovered the truth about that lying cheater Karl Jobst... I always knew he was no good. Good work exposing this cheater Karl.
The fact that it was on a magazine and not on the internet is superb detective work, keep it up Karl Jobst, no one would have caught Karl Jobst and he would have gone away with it
Insert SpongeBob SquarePants “it was me all along” meme.
Thank God for Karl Jobst. Without his investigation skills and his strong moral fiber we would have never discovered the truth about that lying cheater Karl Jobst... I always knew he was no good. Good work exposing this cheater Karl.
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I don’t know whether to read the Karl in the last sentence as complimenting Karl for the investigation or as restating the name of the cheater Karl but it doesn’t matter lol
Man, I fucking love Karl’s delivery. When he said “I’m going to expose myself. But not in the way you’re thinking, I’m pretty sure that’s illegal.” Without his tone changing at all I audibly wheezed
Wow was the wheeze really audible?
@@Zak66666 Exceptionally so
@@brandonhughes4076 honestly? Chad behaviour keep it up
I was thinking that if he just marketed his channel to kids, TH-cam would likely allow it
Damn it wasn’t.. that funny man. Take it easy
Definitely great to see you hold yourself accountable for your mistakes and coming clean as opposed to being found out through other means. Look forward to any/all new content!
The irony of an Australian admitting to commit basically nothing and opening up and sharing his "crime". Literally spongebob and Patrick confessing to being criminals in the free balloon day episode
Thats actually a pretty accurate comparison lmao
The guy that got picked for being the only one submitting scores for a game nobody else was submitting to absolutely played you all. What a lad.
Kind of wonder if the reviewers suspected cheating on the more "competitive" scores.
that's why he's the ultimate player
I bet this guy was cheating too
64 just faked it so they wouldn't have to send a prize to anyone.
The reason he won was because he cheated! Everyone else was playing by the rules, and the rules were: cheat in games people were actually playing
😂
Absolutely unforgivable. I'm uninstalling Karl Jobst from my N64 right now.
I didn't see this coming at all. I'm returning my limited edition Karl Jobst GameShark.
Burning my limited edition Karl Jobst art book as we speak!
this is disgraceful, im returning my karl jobst N64 controller.
It is beyond disgusting, in fact I am no longer going to hold Karl Jobst prisoner in my house, I am kicking him out. Out he goes into the thrash where he belongs.
Does anyone know if my Karl Jobst still covered under factory warranty if I bought him less than a year ago? Or can I donate it to the less fortunate? I'm sure some poor orphan would love to have their very own Karl Jobst™!
"I apologize to all other cheaters, except for the one who cheated even more" :D
Jokes aside, i appreciate the fact you openly admitted to doing something many frown upon.
We dont hate you for what you did, and lets be honest weve all cheated in some way during our lifetimes.
And i believe the much more dishonest, and actually harmful cheaters you exposed more than make up for this wrong.
The apology, in my opinion is all that was needed to bury the hatchet, and now we can all move on and continue watching your awesome content!
The entire video is a joke, of course no one blames him for cheating as a kid lmao
@@Corrupted I mean, there is always that one delusional hate fueled harpy who can't stand at the fact their favourite TH-camr made one mistake
@@valgorup8127 fair point haha, cheers
@@valgorup8127 Anyone with half a brain knows that cheating against cheaters is fair play, not that there's remotely any stakes here.
i wholeheartedly agree, i mean he doesnt even make a secret about his reasoning why he finally came clean
"If everybody cheats... Nobody does." - Karl Jobst, late 1999
This is how Chinese and Russians think. Except theyre not trying to level the playing field, its just the win that matters.
@@Ulostdgame and most of all, americans
@@arthurlul nah bruh
@@arthurlul the athletes sure.
The difference is public opinion in Russia/China dont care, only winning matters.
Is his name Even Karl Jobst or is that a lie!?
Honestly: cheating in a competition in a magazine demonstrably full of cheaters over twenty years ago is on the "Stole a candy bar as a child" level but this video was low key hilarious
Stop copying comments from the top.
@@ThenVersusNow_ Someone has a similar thought to someone else "yeah their stealing obviously"
"I stole two grapes. Please charge me for them."
Yeah, I was all prepped to lose some respect for Karl, but like... Cheating in a magazine full of cheaters when he was 12-13 years old doesn't seem like that big of a deal to me. Seems exactly like the kind of mistake a 12-13 year old would make, and it probably shouldn't follow them the rest of their lives.
@@kenanderson3954 Honestly I was more laughing than losing respect for Karl. It's a funny childhood story.
High respect for you my friend!
for CHEATING?!
Failed apology run, no forced emotional sigh at the beginning.
I love that "harnessing the power of the greatest gamer who ever lived, Billy Mitchell" now just means "cheating."
and drinking hot sauce
"you know billy Mitchell? World video game champion? I bet he could do it. I need a way to harness his power, and I think I found a way.
That's right we're gonna cheat"
@@WookieX666 oh yeah didn't he sell hot sauce with his face on it lol
That was the best part of the video.
So it's been six days since you said this. You been sued by Billy Mitchell yet, or did it get lost in the mail? :D
The madman put a freaking sponsor in this "apology" video. What an absolute legend
The sponsor tipped me off that this was more than half-ironic.
@@ksad96 hop on CSGO TF2 one trick
Absolute legend indeed.
Karl, I really really really love you and your videos. Everytime I see one of your video and hear your voice, I'm so flashed. Thank you for providing us with this content! Keep going!!
I just saw your post from 8 months ago. I can't believe that I fell for this 🤣.
Well played sir and great acting, you fool me for months with this video.
Well you did say you could make a fake Speedrun and 99% of us wouldn't notice
Holy shit I totally forgot about that line
Guaranteed this is gonna be top comment
Top-level foreshadowing
I feel violated.
There is no shortcut to being a man.
Hoping you found your way without outside pressure.
Either way, the sense of freedom you must feel....
Embrace the hate that comes with it; this is what doing the right thing feels like.
I dont think anyone needs a reminder on why people lie/cheat/steal (just watch a Don Shipley video), but who knows? Maybe people will benefit from the reminder that all humans are fallible.
I mean, one could argue that using debug mode isn't technically cheating
Technically
Holy shit you are right. They literally use debug menu in speedruns. I DIDNT CHEAT AFTER ALL!
Technically correct.
The best kind of correct.
@@karljobst you failed at cheating smh
@@karljobst Now we need an apology video for this video being clickbait.
@@Taolan8472 futurama reference?
Karl Jobst's super hero origin story. Why he hates cheating so much: If he can't cheat to win... Then nobody can cheat to win. 😂
It takes a thief to catch a thief, as a retired booster (allegedly) I have never gone back after hanging up my Alpha key and I’m damn proud of that. You came clean yourself so there. Subbed.
“I’m sorry to everyone except John Burrows”😂
I died at that part lmao
Don't know the guy, but can't forgive him , damn John burrows
I wonder if someone actually named John Burrows is watching this video and is like "Bruh, what did I do?"
bro getting flamed lmao
I'm not convinced. Karl never offered any evidence that the Speedrun in question violated the published rules for the category. I think he's gotten sloppy while reporting on a subject just because he's emotionally involved. I think Karl has unfairly defamed Karl. Lawsuit probably pending
!
Bro just was apologizing for cheating and the sponser came up lol
Glad you got it out of your system, Karl! Now for more legendary speedrunning content!
I think they did all they could to avoid spending a fortune on shipping a controller to some kid in Australia
"This bloke just absolutely crushed it. But it'd cost like £50 just to ship him this shitty controller. Better give it to the kid down the road from us instead."
The fact they stated they "wanted" new game times. And ended with "there, you've been told!" Feels like it was directed specifically at Karl. But I also know nothing about the mag so there's that too.
That feels really plausible.
"I wasn't considering the human element"
Best line right there.
@@Puxi what does that even mean?
@@Puxi what?
@@Puxi what??
@@Puxi what???
@@Puxi How did those replies deserve an report Nevermind the mute and block?
I love this bit. “I’m sorry… now pay me money”
I've come back to this vid several times just to watch the transition into the ad. It kills me every time lol
Thank you Karl Jobst for having the integrity to expose Karl Jobst. Its a rare quality in these times. I honestly cant believe that Karl Jobst would do something like this, having been a follower of his for many years. Thank you Karl Jobst, you are the staple of the speedrunning community, exposing cheaters such as Karl Jobst.
@@mjr4077au Someones never heard of a copypasta XD
lmfao
Thank you Karl Jobst for having the integrity to expose Karl Jobst. Its a rare quality in these times. I honestly cant believe that Karl Jobst would do something like this, having been a follower of his for many years. Thank you Karl Jobst, you are the staple of the speedrunning community, exposing cheaters such as Karl Jobst.
Thank you Karl Jobst for having the integrity to expose Karl Jobst. Its a rare quality in these times. I honestly cant believe that Karl Jobst would do something like this, having been a follower of his for many years. Thank you Karl Jobst, you are the staple of the speedrunning community, exposing cheaters such as Karl Jobst.
Thank you Karl Jobst for having the integrity to expose Karl Jobst. Its a rare quality in these times. I honestly cant believe that Karl Jobst would do something like this, having been a follower of his for many years. Thank you Karl Jobst, you are the staple of the speedrunning community, exposing cheaters such as Karl Jobst.
I've been saying it all along that Karl Jobst is a dirty cheater, it was about time he got called out. Thank you Karl for continuing to expose cheaters wherever you can.
Wait-
Wait a minute...
@@bidoof927 You fool, you fell for one of the oldest tricks in the book!
@@carbinecryo30716 What's with you, mahhn?
@@calebalwayswill7423 i'm not tryin to be aggressive lmao
when i heard you say "the title isnt a lie" or something along those lines, i was heart broken. but you were honest about yourself and i cant help but sympathize for you and i still see you in high regards. thanks for coming clean
Bruh he was like 12
@@wavebuilder14udc75 I don't understand why people are taking this so seriously, we've all pulled this kind of stuff when we were 12. I cheated on a test when I was 11, and that doesn't make me a horrible person. If anything it makes for a funny story I can tell my friends or strangers in a TH-cam comment section.
Whole video is a joke lol he wouldn't have a sponsor if he meant this as serious and just listen to his tone and what he's even saying
Great video as always Karl, good sense of humour with this one. The magazine score pages in the 90s were full of suspect scores and times as you say. Trust us when we tell you those Trident pads were rubbish and broke really easy so you would have been disappointed if you had got one, it may have been that the magazine didn't want to ship the controller out to Australia sadly. We covered the changes between 59.94Hz NTSC and PAL 50hz for totally unoptimised games the NTSC titles are around 16.58% faster. Often on PAL racing games they would only optimise the timer clock. so the timer would be real time same as the NTSC version, but not the game speed, hence why you got slower race/lap times. It really depends if the game was built and properly optimised for PAL or not, the subject does get quite complex. One point as a speed runner you might like to know, some optimised PAL titles when forced into NTSC output will run at a turbo speed faster than the NTSC version.
He really went with the Syndrome Strat
"If everyone's a cheater, no one is"
Legend
“Syndrome Strat” 😂😂😂
at that point it becomes a skill in its own of "who can cheat the most, most legitimately looking"
Who is syndrome I wanna see him say that lol
@@internetrules8522 the villan from the incredibles
The kid with the goofy ahh Jimmy neutron haircut
This was the default strat in the Enter 64 Leaderboard Any%
What a legend. He really just apologized for cheating in a random video game magazine record section as a kid. Mad respect to him.
Well he's gonna get a lot of views and money for making the video so why not
@@Michael-cz6ob you don't get how much this shows about him. He is a guy that's completely against cheating now, this video is just a video that lets him get something off his chest and i'm happy he made this
U respect cheaters ?
@@TheSpiritedFendron Oh come on, he overexaggerates like a madman to make the video funny, he doesn't care.
@@justint361 bruh this hole video was a joke...
This story was hilarious. I bet you that david kid was the only honest player in that magazine
I'm so conflicted by this. I'm pleased most people seem to be taking this in the light hearted manor that it probably should be. I'm glad the video was made. I'm glad that your experiences as a person seem to have added up to make you the absolute legend you are today. It worries me that for humans as a whole (and specifically for my kids) that perhaps we all have to fail in some character defining way that to be a good person we build on. Man I hope my kids fail only as small as you or I did and become good people because of it.
I think they knew about the rampant cheating and decided to go the “let’s reward the guy who plays a game that no one else did because… variety.” Smart move on their part.
"Hey boss? My son really wants to win that controller we're offering as a prize."
"What? Fine whatever just have him tell us some numbers in some shit game we don't have listed yet who cares this garbage is just filler anyway."
@@EdwardHowton Yeah i believe its more something like this. :)
What? This guy is from australia? No way we are footing the bill for sending the prize there, find someone local!
Billiards Mitchellangelo won the trident controller
Yeah I think they decided to give it to the only legit gamer
I cant believe he put a ad in an "apology". The balls of steel on this man
Same thought, I'm gonna expose my self and apologize but first a word from my sponsor
Karl Jobstein
I think this is meant to be ironic.
@@noahvadertheberserkerpacki6604 Ikr. People always forget that Karl has a sense of humor.
@@noahvadertheberserkerpacki6604 thats why i put apology in quotes
I dare anyone to say they don't like who they used to be. Love your stuff man, and glad you're still going strong.
its 4 am and im so gone that I have been lost in this video for what feels like my entire life. the honesty is epic, even after 20 years you still had the guilt and were able to make a video about it
Devastating. Shame to see the integrity of 64 Magazine violated on a whim.
Yeah, I can't trust him ever again anymore. My hopes and dreams have been shattered and im pissing and crying rn.
@@HalfOtaku and shidding and farting
@@SilverSentai And tooting and hollering.
@@SilverSentai Hey no Amber sized turds thank you.
@@LordBhorak and ricking and rolling.
"I cheated, but so was everyone else. So we were all playing by the same rules."
I see you've mastered the Lance Armstrong defense.
The guy who played his trumpet on the moon?
@@GeoStreber while riding a bicycle
it's true
"our roided-up guy beat your roided-up guy" --Bill Burr
i was watching your vids for a few weeks now, but this, this right here earned my respect and my sub, looking forward to more content my man.
Man Karl Jobst is such a detective against cheaters I hope he doesn't get sued by Karl for this video
The best thing about this video is that Karl is so convincing in his sincerity that you can barely crack through his six layers of sarcasm.
Mining Level: Diamond Pickaxe
I can, but I've been following his videos just long enough to smell grade AAA class 1 Karl bullshit when it wafts by. But it's good that he apologized to everyone but Jon Burrows … because fuck that guy, he cheated. 🤣
I got it at 6.5 mins "2002, the first time my family connected to the internet"
@@DarkOminigiri I honestly have no idea.
to be fair, you need a pretty high IQ to understand Karls videos
It's pretty wild. Karl tried to win by cheating the game, but Dave won through cheating the system
Dave's out there playing chess while everyone else is playing checkers. Well deserved.
@@robbnoble1509 karl was actually playing go the whole time
There are the nerds who get scholarships through hard work at school, but the athletes are the real smart kids because they get scholarships without having to stay up every night for months on end suffering from lack of sleep and lack of having a life.
@@Mathemaniac187and the “nerds” don’t destroy their bodies and get concussions for a team in which they’re ultimately nothing more than a replaceable warm body. Oh, and they’ll get paid more in their careers, too. But I hope there’s enough spots in the NFL for all the student athletes (the ones that didn’t irreparably damage their bodies).
@@zgra74 Bro, don't get baited into acting like an arrogant dork by a youtube comment, lol.
I don't trust that Karl Jobst guy. We need Karl Jobst to make a video about Karl Jobst exposing Karl Kobst before I believe it
Oh, how I remember the days of competing through magazines. I was a regular in the N64 Magazine sending in pictures and videoes. Ridge Racer 64 was my game, and I remember my greatest opponent, Jan-Erik, who also compeated in your mag under Rogue Squadron.
Anyway, glad you admitted this Karl. Your content never fails, cheats or No cheats 😁
Lol it's poetic how a random kid playing a random game by himself got the prizes instead of the cheaters!
I just think, the magazine figured out how impossible some scores were, after Karl kept sending VHS tapes. So they gave it to the next "best" player with a clean score of an "unpolluted" game.
Honestly, they knew it, but as they couldn't say it flat out, they had to troll the cheaters another way, and the lonely fella was perfect for it.
Funnily enough, on Twitter Karl posted that one of the cheaters won the prize also 😂
the people at the magazine probably knew everyone was cheating so they decided to troll everyone by giving the prize to the guy who was competing with nobody lol
I played the shit out of International Track and Field lmao. That was the game that taught me how to hypertap, which I use for NES Tetris now
The AVGN "that's right, we're gonna cheat" edit, has to be one of the funniest things I've seen. I busted out a jolly laugh at that one.
I almost spit my drink
I’m certain, but this may be your best episode. Every line, even in the blip about the sponsorship is golden. You are one of the best channels out there.
That little insert of AVGN taking shots at the legendary cheat Billy was pretty damn funny.
I was holding my breath throughout the entire video expecting to hear "Oh, and I cheated on Dam" or something like that.
Honestly, though, the fact that a 14 year old cheated in a video game and felt so haunted by it over the last 21+ years is the most on point teenage anxiety thing I have ever heard.Thanks for staying true to yourself, Karl.
I don't think he actually felt haunted by it, he just said it to play it up and make it seem like he did something serious. Only to reveal that it's a stupid thing he did as a kid
I think there's an element of sarcasm there...
When he told us to enjoy the video I knew it wasn't going to be about Dam, and I'm so happy for that!
I think this video is sarcasm. He may be feeling a bit guilty but not much, since duh, its 23 years ago and its one where everyone else cheated anyway.
I think he's just parodying other confession videos lol
Karl is probably the only man who’s voice sounds so trust worthy that you can’t tell when he’s joking or telling the truth.
dunkey
well, he *was* telling the truth
I think your judgement faculties are faulty.
Karl Jobst = HAL9000's voice from Stanley Kubrick's 2001: Space Oddysey
i just read that , in karls voice
This feels like someone hardly apologizing to every worker at an store for stealing one candy when they were 7
that end was fuckin hilarious btw, glad you finally had the chance to let this out buddy :)
Can confirm: The Trident Pad was awful. Really uncomfortable to hold and had rubberised coating that turned to gummy goo really quickly.
I don't need to laugh at the "gummy goo" part but wanted to let you know I did lmao
My friend could never pronounce it and called it 'trilladent' pad, he bought it as it was cheap. . In our 4 player Goldeneye and mario kart games no one wanted to use that God awful pad . It dug into you .
As a former "ultimate player" myself, I feel sorry for anyone who actually decided to pay for this hunk of shit.
" its so baaad"
It bombed big time! Plastic piece of crap😣
I'm literally shaking and crying rn, Karl Jobst would never do this! This is baseless slander!
Oh I assure you, it's quite based!
I can’t believe it
Year Karl should take the guy who made this video to court
@@EveBatStudios Karl is gonna Billy Mitchell that guy into oblivion 🗿
based
I'm proud you finally came clean !
“You either die a hero, or live long enough to become a villain.” I’m glad you bit the bullet instead of letting this drag on.
I went into this video expecting to be heartbroken, came out of it still impressed with you and with a newfound understanding of just how egregious and widespread cheating was in speedrunning even back in the 90s.
Cheating has always been a thing, but I think the problem here wouldve been more the complete lack of editorial control. That probably was never a ranking to be taken serious.
I went into it expecting it to be sarcastic somehow and address some kind of ridiculous accusation by satirizing it and endlessly making fun of it... ngl, I was waiting for a punchline or another shoe to drop for quite a while. But I guess it makes sense: I just looked up his birth date and he was about *twelve years old* around the time he admitted to cheating. What kind of hater is going to withhold forgiveness for that ?
@@TheMiracleMatter A STUPID hater, that's who. They can't hold something against an adult if it was done when they were so young; That'd just be ridiculous and unfair to the person.
@@TheMiracleMatter You be surprised.
Wait til you realize he made it all up lol
I'm shaking and crying right now, I can't believe Carl Jobst would do this
I'm shaking and crying I can't believe this
I'm shidding and farding right now.
I can't even see straight because of this. Why would Karl Jobst ever do this.
im shaking and crying rn
its Karlton Jobst dummy
Nobody:
Karl: sponsors his apology video.
When Golden Eye was a couple of years old I was still lightly playing it. Then over the summer break in Mexico my two cousins, my bro and myself decided to beat GoldenEye 100%. We all shared the controller. It was a 4-5 week grind. By the end it was Cradle and Facility and both had to be finished super fast on 00 agent. By that time it was just my cousin and me. I managed to beat Facility after grinding out the strat. When I started on Cradle it was maddening. My cousin left. I sat there by myself feeling like a crazy person for keeping the grind going. When I finally beat Cradle I sat there in silence by myself in awe of what we had done. I think that was my all time favorite gaming moment. It unlocked some cool cheats and it showed the times on the mission folders. I could see in the time how much fun and work went into it where others will only see a number.
This is way more honesty than we'll ever get out of Billy Mitchell, or Tommy Tallarico.
Don’t forget Todd Togers.
@@RealHyperHedgehog fraud fraudgers
@@RealHyperHedgehog Or the folks at WATA, and Mike Kennedy.
Tommy Tallarico?
@@RealHyperHedgehog You mean Todd Rogers, the KING of video games?
Knowing you I wouldn’t be surprised if the point of this was just to be able to refer to yourself as Karl Tobst in a deposition
Or Tarl Todgers, perhaps.
Karl Kobst
if there's a dragon on the loose we ought send word to Jarl Kobst in Speedrun
@@Charcoal190 Karl Lobbst
Jarl Rogers
I remember rogue squadron being pretty hard to figure out but being incredibly fun once you got it down. Almost got all gold medals except for 1 stage back in the day
We need more people in the speedrunning community who are like you
It is nearly impossible, that someone could find that out 20 years later. And you still exposed yourself. You're a legend, sir.
All it takes is a random person finding such magazine, finding his name by chance and wondering how best the times have been improved since then...
@@braulioacosta6816 Okay, and how would someone find that 20 year old magazine?
@@sekki2554 There have been rarer things found, it's not totally impossible. Some people are just crazy.
@@lxcidanalogy8414 Yes, but by accident? Nobody would search for exactly this edition, there would be no reason. Maybe collectors? But collectors wouldn‘t open them. Everything is possible, but this is something where im absolutly sure, that nobody would ever find out.
He was being sarcastic bro no one gives a fuck about this magazine lol “expose him”
I knew not to take this video seriously the moment he said that he was being serious. This video is hilarious
Ohhh
duuuuuude there are so many people taking this completely serious. It's concerning to say the least lmao.
lmfao i stopped taking it seriously when i scrolle to see the pinned comment say "I'm sorry" then a war robots download link lmfao.
i still dont know if its real i have a feeling its fake but i dont know
thank you :)
Seeing all those 64 Magazine covers is hitting me hard in the nostalgia feels. 😭