@@miku5962except he doesnt, the amount of bots and the sheet they say on his and many other channels is almost episode worthy. Ive reported the same bots so many times and they just keep appearing. But when i say a naughty word my comments dissapear. Make it make sense.
@@satch5471 If you've ever played an online game like runescape you'd understand that bots are unstoppable There are bots creating bots constantly, even if they get banned another 10 replace it instantly.
and the "this guy probably knows the poop store joke by heart" comment was the cherry on top, charlie himself thought so too since he was in absolute hysterics over it
@UTubeTroIIPoIiceNWO I saw you a month doing spamming shit. Do you think you could brainwash people with 3.16 minute clips? You said you have the best content, but for all 10months, you can provide 1 clip. SHOULD YOU DO MORE A LIL COMMITMENT? your skill are suck.
@@Dingooosethey are making fun of the ‘alphas’ for the video but then he mentions that they might be fake apples as they all broke them fairly easily (joke) hence matts response
Apparently there are six types of males, according to twitter, Alpha, Beta, Omega, Delta, Gamma and Sigma. And at this point it sounds more like the Yaoi trope of omegaverse than any type of self improvement astrology for dudes😂
@@john111b i mean, at least for the gays, they're actually something different. Special? Probably not, but at least a gay person, a trans person, and an ace person aren't just common, cool, and cool but quiet or whatever
@@john111b even as a Gay person, I do feel like there’s a overemphasis on labels sometimes. Don’t get me wrong it’s great to be able to recognize other things you have in common with people, especially when in some places being gay or any sort of form of different is really hard. But to a point it just feels like people want to continually divide themselves into neat little boxes but that’s just not how being a human person works lol
I would totally pay for a series on this, going major city to major city finding the "most alpha male" of the US, boiling down to a season finale of "who is the most alpha of them all?" It would be entertainment for all four mediums.
As a woman, I was immediately swooned over Nathan before I saw his face. His aura was so incredibly strong that I couldn’t help but watch intensely as he came on the screen.
A perfect marriage or relationship is an illusion; there's no universal playbook for making them work. What's effective for one couple may not apply to another. Nevertheless, I've come to understand that there's always a solution to be found. Half a decade ago, my wife and I faced such trials in our marriage that divorce seemed inevitable. Yet, through perseverance and determination, we navigated through the rough waters and emerged stronger, reunited, and more resilient
There is a lot of sense in what you just said and I hope mine works the same way too, we are currently separated but I cant live without her, I love her so much. wish I can get her back I can do anything to have her back, we have tried therapy amongst other things
Its always difficult to let someone you love go, but in my case I had the help of a spiritual adviser who saved my marriage from collapsing her name is shelly renee white..
"I'm the poopoo" is a perfect example of comedic genius: the set up has us expecting "I'm the shit" yet the twist in expectations and confidence in delivery is the epitome of pure comedy. This man knows that the hearts of women who laughs at his jokes will always belong to him. Pure ALPHA.
you rented another persons AirB&B. thats not alpha. an alpha would send rabid wolves into the house and forcefully take it over. tight tank top required.
@Flex1300.v1 bro... the bot is not going to respond to you, it's literally a robot who's entire purpose is to post offensive comments wherever it can regardless of what's being said
Charlie is like the villain in a movie that’s a little too nice to be a villain but needs to recruit some bad guys to help with something and this is the result💀
Heard a junior at my high school claim he was not only and alpha, but also the “women expert.” Actually fucking insane. He also threatened to do something very bad to the school. The American thing.
Charlie, you should do a follow up on the TF2 situation. Valve is doing constant ban waves for the bots and has permabanned the Steam accounts of the worst hosters.
You know, I clicked expecting Charlie’s description of alpha males, but seeing how these men interacted with each other, even helping each other, warmed my heart. This is a great video
Ripping apples is actually not as hard as it seems! I’ve been ripping apples in half since I was a kid. Just matters how big it is, how long it’s grown etc. it’s just the technique of finding the weak spot. I grew up in Washington so wild apples are literally everywhere.
7:39 here is where you can clearly see the true alpha in my eyes. The 3th onder on the left. He sees a struggling competitor and his first reflex is to help. This is what true leaders do. I don’t know who will win but I’m rooting for this guy rn
I love how half of them are 6’ body builders and then you get the Asian guy that obviously took his chance to be in a Charlie video
Unironic alpha energy lmao
It takes a shit ton of courage to even show up there. And he was asserting dominance
i watched the full thing and he COOKED some of the other guys
@UTubeTroIIPoIiceNWO alright drake we know this is your secret account give it up buddy
@UTubeTroIIPoIiceNWOmohammad is that you?
"Alphas sourced from the Tampa area" couldn't possibly go wrong lol
Organically Grown alpha males
Thought the same thing. I was amazed that half the male pop didn't turn up.
I AM THE ALPHA GOD!!%$ OF PORTA POTTY PORN
Imagine if it were the Jacksonville area💀
FLORIDA MAN IS BACK BACK AGAIN TELL A FRIEND
“You’re not the shit I’m the fucking poop”🗣️🗣️
Man been listening to Ice Spice.
Turns out, the true alpha male was the friends we made along the way
this comment section is cooked
@@Frille512 youtube wont do shit about it
@@VariousGoblinsInATrenchCoatbut its good for business
Wtf are you talking about
I AM THE ALPHA GOD!!%$ OF PORTA POTTY PORN
That blazer was the true Alpha male.
Not the guy wearing it, but the actual blazer itself.
😭 I could see that in an Eric Andre type skit
It fits like shit
😂😂😂
The blazer was wearing the guy actually
-Some guy saying random facts
-Bots spamming the Hard R
- People saying that they have better content.
Yep seems about right
Crazy how when you see replies on Charlie's channel you immediately think it's a bunch of bots.
@adagiostan1938 its wild that i never see bots like this on any other channel, even ones with bigger followings
@@mementomori771 charlie just really cares about his viewers and bans the bots unlike others
@@miku5962except he doesnt, the amount of bots and the sheet they say on his and many other channels is almost episode worthy.
Ive reported the same bots so many times and they just keep appearing.
But when i say a naughty word my comments dissapear. Make it make sense.
@@satch5471 If you've ever played an online game like runescape you'd understand that bots are unstoppable
There are bots creating bots constantly, even if they get banned another 10 replace it instantly.
bro in the blue was literally pheromonemaxxing.
@catzlol655 you are not exposed
@KungFuPandaYFGA
Everyone asked,stay mad!
Out of the eleven replies, mine included, seven are bots. Sheesh YT, step up your anti-bot game.
Wtf are these replies-
@UTubeTroIIPoIiceNWOi genuinely hope you lose function in your hands
I am the poopoo fuckin killed me, also I feel like grey tank top guy has no idea he's being pranked
and the "this guy probably knows the poop store joke by heart" comment was the cherry on top, charlie himself thought so too since he was in absolute hysterics over it
Watch the first 5 minutes of the actual video. Gray tank top guy is their friend and he was told to agitate and constantly challenge everyone else lol
I AM THE ALPHA GOD!!%$ OF PORTA POTTY PORN
It would've been good if he delivered it better. His SEVERE autism kinda just made me cringe whenever he opened his mouth.
Spoiler: he's a plant
The fact some of them struggled to list 5 women really shows a lot of character.
guy bought an account for this
You couldint even have watched the whole video
U can’t lie it’s hard to name five women don’t pretend like it’s an easy task
Yeah, also jesus these bots are getting really weird.
@@TheyCallmeTheDrink12 you cant name five people of the same gender? 💀💀
You know it’s gotta be a “Florida Man” 🤣🤣 Appreciate the opportunity, had a blast! 🙏🏼
Congrats Again, BTW Ignore These Lame Bots. They ALWAYS show up.
I AM THE ALPHA GOD!!%$ OF PORTA POTTY PORN
@UTubeTroIIPoIiceNWOTH-cam is CONSTANTLY censoring me and deleting my comments but here’s this garbage still up a day later…..
The way Matt just said "Are WE being pranked?!" at 8:26 and noone picked up on it was way too funny
I AM THE ALPHA GOD!!%$ OF PORTA POTTY PORN
@UTubeTroIIPoIiceNWO I saw you a month doing spamming shit. Do you think you could brainwash people with 3.16 minute clips? You said you have the best content, but for all 10months, you can provide 1 clip. SHOULD YOU DO MORE A LIL COMMITMENT? your skill are suck.
I dont get it
@@Dingooosethey are making fun of the ‘alphas’ for the video but then he mentions that they might be fake apples as they all broke them fairly easily (joke) hence matts response
@@ej_nay I don't remember this interaction at all but past me must've been really dumb to not get it smh
I love how they're all so nice to each other like with the apple bit
Yeah, I found that heart warming too
Charlie also said that Sneako was nice in person, so I guess they just act up when they’re online.
@@bloodfalcon5611Correct me if I’m wrong but I’m pretty sure Sneako grew up a lot, he’s still not the greatest person but eh
@@NawNawImGudthis aged well
@@NawNawImGudlmfao
Apparently there are six types of males, according to twitter, Alpha, Beta, Omega, Delta, Gamma and Sigma. And at this point it sounds more like the Yaoi trope of omegaverse than any type of self improvement astrology for dudes😂
Yeah because that's where it originated lmao
I ship alpha male x beta male.
Everyone needs a label to feel special, like the LGBTQIA’s, we’re gonna need one for heterosexual people now
@@john111b i mean, at least for the gays, they're actually something different. Special? Probably not, but at least a gay person, a trans person, and an ace person aren't just common, cool, and cool but quiet or whatever
@@john111b even as a Gay person, I do feel like there’s a overemphasis on labels sometimes. Don’t get me wrong it’s great to be able to recognize other things you have in common with people, especially when in some places being gay or any sort of form of different is really hard.
But to a point it just feels like people want to continually divide themselves into neat little boxes but that’s just not how being a human person works lol
I would totally pay for a series on this, going major city to major city finding the "most alpha male" of the US, boiling down to a season finale of "who is the most alpha of them all?" It would be entertainment for all four mediums.
"You're not the sh*t. I'm the f*king poop" 🤣
As a woman, I was immediately swooned over Nathan before I saw his face. His aura was so incredibly strong that I couldn’t help but watch intensely as he came on the screen.
When he came on the screen, I came on the screen.
@@AxeMan04x LMAO thats what I was thinking of while writing this
Ayoooooo @@AxeMan04x
@@AxeMan04xthank you
@@AxeMan04x Hardest I laughed in a longgg time bruh😭😭 I was thinking that exactly and clicked see more and saw your comment 😂
A perfect marriage or relationship is an illusion; there's no universal playbook for making them work. What's effective for one couple may not apply to another. Nevertheless, I've come to understand that there's always a solution to be found. Half a decade ago, my wife and I faced such trials in our marriage that divorce seemed inevitable. Yet, through perseverance and determination, we navigated through the rough waters and emerged stronger, reunited, and more resilient
There is a lot of sense in what you just said and I hope mine works the same way too, we are currently separated but I cant live without her, I love her so much. wish I can get her back I can do anything to have her back, we have tried therapy amongst other things
Its always difficult to let someone you love go, but in my case I had the help of a spiritual adviser who saved my marriage from collapsing her name is shelly renee white..
This is helpful, I will look her up online right now...Thanks.
You wont regret it
The "poo poo" guy is obviously a High ranking Commander in the Bowel Movement.
I spat my drink out🤣
"I'm the poopoo" is a perfect example of comedic genius: the set up has us expecting "I'm the shit" yet the twist in expectations and confidence in delivery is the epitome of pure comedy. This man knows that the hearts of women who laughs at his jokes will always belong to him. Pure ALPHA.
Punching the apple was definitely the most alpha thing possible
"Name 5 women"
"..Uh, Rias Gremory, Albedo, Makima,Kugisaki Nobara and Faye Valentine"
"Who the -- are those??"
"My Waifuus."
"Whttasigma"
Makima?
You absolute degenerate…
albedo?
I love Rias Gremory
You forgot astolfo.
@@seppuku_6667overlord light Novel
you rented another persons AirB&B. thats not alpha. an alpha would send rabid wolves into the house and forcefully take it over. tight tank top required.
How come TH-cam lets these bots run rampant but they delete MY comments??
What your comment has described was traits of a sigma. Not an Alpha. Don't disrespect me again.. if you don't wanna get hurt..
@@goofywithacheck arguing about the difference is beta behavior.
@@Stop_GooningBecause the bots are ran by youtube. Why would they stop them?
Fr
10:16 "I'm the f-king poop,the big poop!That's all it is at the end of the day" made me very laugh
Everyone might care,UTTP and YFGA are very awful!Catzlol655 might be cry becuz we dislike your video lol,weak advise!
NO BOT ALLOWED!
@UTubeTroIIPoIiceNWO Ok,UTTP break the law lol!
I said BOT NOT ALLOWED LOL
@Flex1300.v1 bro... the bot is not going to respond to you, it's literally a robot who's entire purpose is to post offensive comments wherever it can regardless of what's being said
@UTubeTroIIPoIiceNWORonnie mcnutt yourself
@@big.gib.4L The uttp bots do and it's funny sometimes lhh. But it's truly sad that youtube actually protects these mfs.
Guy with the blue blazer is the leader.
“Local Tampa area”, at least he’s got a valid pool of people he’s pulling from
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10:17 HE SAID THAT WITH CONFIDENCE
i did!
@@TheNathanGalangno way. LMAO SUP DUDE! Congrats in being in the video 🎉 proud of you
@@Cheese-tann Thank you brother I appreciate you :D
Nathan HAD to be there as a joke😭
Idk but the grey tank top tatted dude was a plant 🤣
Dude with the poop joke could make a whole career off of that
Ice spice proved it too 💀
Moist being a fan of honkers earned an instant like on this video, we're a dying breed and we need to start spreading the word of marvelous milkers
You're a true one
the guy in the blue blazer OWNS the sigma award.
The substitute teacher was such a character omg. The dragonfruit negging was peak alpha
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Exactly😂
6:08 Doggo spotted
i could feel the cursed energy the guy in the blue was emitting
White shirt Charlie is back
@UTubeTroIIPoIiceNWO ok
@UTubeTroIIPoIiceNWO L ragebait
Nathan triggered my Philippine pride. We got that poopoo inside all of us.
Bro he couldn't even say his own last name right
crazy thing is the little Asian had more rizz than all the meat heads combined.
Someone across the world is watching this in the same time just like me
If this guy is the definition of Alpha Male, we are doomed.
Holy shit this comment got bot bombed in the worst of ways
Well, Alpha men prefer to be around other alphas, struggle to name women, prefer a butt to boobs.....what does that tell you about them? 👀
I feel so sorry for you, my friend. Your comment got bot bombed
Only, if after the beta phase he gets released into the wild.
I AM THE ALPHA GOD!!%$ OF PORTA POTTY PORN
THE SUIT GUY IS THE BEST
6:48 Charlie clearly hasn't seen Prison School
This Nathan guy has me dying over here 🤣🤣🤣
3:09 - that guy is obviously trolling you.
10:28 pov: martin luthor king if he was born in the 2000s
Comments with timestamps are da best
4:31 bros having PTSD flashbacks to struggling in 1st grade
I AM THE ALPHA GOD!!%$ OF PORTA POTTY PORN
poopoo dude looks like a street magician
You clearly haven’t ran into me yet
I AM THE ALPHA GOD!!%$ OF PORTA POTTY PORN
Wait I don't get it-
I love how they started helping eachother and giving tips for the apple test. Cute.
Ah, a sigma. Almost as rare as the great white buffalo.
3:30 I love the observation that it was considerably alpha that he was just thinking of other men's wives.
Tank Top guy seemed like the only true alpha
bro in the blue suit jacket knew his odds and he improvised, adapted, and overcame
In order to dream big, you gotta shit big
loved the part of the video when you found out you were 74% vanilla and and 40% predator
@UTubeTroIIPoIiceNWO what
@UTubeTroIIPoIiceNWOwhat
@@Dont_Read_My_Picture ok no problem
@@HerzogVonAUTTP-of4tp are you also not a reply bot ?
the face you guys did holding the laugh when he said "it's in me" at 1:51 hahahahahahaha
Do a series this is gold!
The ultimate alpha male is Charlie, point blank
@catzlol655 Catzlol is clown🤡
@catzlol655 catzlol sucks🤡
@UTubeTroIIPoIiceNWO UTTP KIDS
facts
Charlie: can we get Alpha Males?
Rest of the production team: No, we have Alpha Males at home
Alpha Males at home:
😂😂
@@SpawN-yw7svOMG ITS YOU!
@@SpawN-yw7svone of the best in the video fr
Charlie is like the villain in a movie that’s a little too nice to be a villain but needs to recruit some bad guys to help with something and this is the result💀
Heard a junior at my high school claim he was not only and alpha, but also the “women expert.” Actually fucking insane. He also threatened to do something very bad to the school. The American thing.
If I was stranded on a desert island with the guy in the blue jacket and he said that poop line to me, I'd tell him to start swimming!
6:47 I love that you are standing you ground on this Mr President.
The true alpha male is the friends we made along the way
Charlie, you should do a follow up on the TF2 situation. Valve is doing constant ban waves for the bots and has permabanned the Steam accounts of the worst hosters.
I saw the title of this and immediately turned my volume down
Fun Fact. All it took for Charlie to find the ultimate Alpha Male was a mirror.
I’m laughing from the short guy
So nice that you ethically sourced local alphas
Charlie‘s Aura is insane
You know, I clicked expecting Charlie’s description of alpha males, but seeing how these men interacted with each other, even helping each other, warmed my heart. This is a great video
6:30 Charlie the real alpha male
Charlie is one of the few TH-camrs who’s content never peaks it just keeps getting better
Choked on my coffee by that Cory Aquino LMFAOO
I made a pretty good choice there LOL
“i’m the poo poo” would probably work on me for the sole reason if it being funny as fuck 💀
i’m the poopoo would work on me i fear
Bro the blazer guy cooked ate and poopooed
indeed I did
Charlie is the type of guy to laugh with a straight face
My only replies are bots☠️
@@MyNamesV1 Hey bro, I'll be the only human in here
These bots are pure garbage
@@barabara9855 respect😭🤙
I'm surprised the one guy didn't charge for his lesson on how to break the apple (clearly he's not an alpha)
Can we talk about how the sigma wikipedia calls out ryan gosling
Ripping apples is actually not as hard as it seems! I’ve been ripping apples in half since I was a kid. Just matters how big it is, how long it’s grown etc. it’s just the technique of finding the weak spot. I grew up in Washington so wild apples are literally everywhere.
9:44 no fucking way😂😂 somebody pack his ass up. 😂🤦🏽♂️
The fact they kept straight faces while asking “What’s the difference between an alpha and a sigma?” Is so insane.
"Alpha" is just the male version of a "pick me."
Cant believe none of them ate the apple
Will just there to goof around Lol
Those are some rotten apples
We all know that Charlie is Tampas biggest alpha male.
Never thought I’d hear Jill Scott’s or Angela Davis’s names mentioned on this channel
SHOUT OUT ANGELA DAVIS! :D
The word lost its meaning 😂😂😂
earliest I've seen a vid go up
I think the one in a blue suit coat was a girl in disguise.
fair play bro, one of the best videos in a while 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
florida men = alpha men
On God
Bro.... That opening. I'm really good at zingers, so it is actually super rare that I find one so creative that it staggers me 😆
How do you put in casting calls for these things? Where would someone go to be casted for these types of things
That nathan guy was awesome ngl lmao
thanks! I appreciate that!
The video fr was a banger laughed so hard😊
Putting Charlie in this set with his white t-shirt on is like serving white rice on a paper plate with a glass of milk in the middle of a snow storm.
Bro said Angela Davis!!! Alpha 😂
Her name came really fast when I was thinking of woman for some reason LOL
glad you like the answer!
✊
7:39 here is where you can clearly see the true alpha in my eyes.
The 3th onder on the left. He sees a struggling competitor and his first reflex is to help.
This is what true leaders do. I don’t know who will win but I’m rooting for this guy rn
Finally we Found the Real Alpha Male