@@TheNathanGalang I see! It's just you acted pretty wild in the video 😂 (I imagine you were playing a character). So I wondered if you were as crazy as a teacher What subject do you teach? Or are you just a generalist that substitutes any teacher?
@@J6_Kicks I think you should check out vinland saga if you haven't already. It doesn't necessarily align with alpha male but it talks about being a true warrior
I have never been so icked out by a man as I am with tank top dude Edit: to all the replies. I watched the video and know he’s a plant but everything about him hurt to watch.
I swear, halfway through, the plant musta been thinking he was getting pranked with a double plant of the guy bragging about his Walmart drip and chattering like a chihuahua
@@carlw5360 Pushups are a pretty small part of overall strength. I'm not one to debate about who would win in a fight and those matters (although in this case it is pretty obvious) but the MMA guy is definitely stronger all around and would most definitely win in other general feats of strength. Cardio, explosivity, speed, he would 100% win in those categories.
@@Muffln im a martial artist, my national team coach wants us to do pushups on our knuckles because it also helps train punches. I’m a 20 yo woman I needed to be able to do 70 pushups, 100 sit ups and 70 squats jumps to get the blackbelt.
I like how each of them have their own alpha male style The intimidating one with good looks The genius thinker The protector The fighter The confident boastful one The grind set sigma The group leader
Logan did 0 pushups. Bad form. Show that to a sergeant in the Army. They'd be screaming zero every single rep with that weak form. Some soldiers are doing push-ups for hours on end daily. This man is actually WEAK. I have seen plenty of war fighters more alpha than him.
EDM MENTIONED!!! I went to Forbidden Kingdom this year as well!!! Anyone who can navigate through moshpits is a champ at least, THAT is for sure! That shit got WILD! AND HE IS A LEVEL UP FAN!! Great panel of dudes overall. Loved watching this when I should have been working :)
@@lowkeykermit sorry,i think youtube was bugging and lot my comments that were sent didnt go through LOL I did mention my channel at some point im sure, perhaps after recording, but for the job question I just mentioned the career that pays me LOL
A perfect marriage or relationship is an illusion; there's no universal playbook for making them work. What's effective for one couple may not apply to another. Nevertheless, I've come to understand that there's always a solution to be found. Half a decade ago, my wife and I faced such trials in our marriage that divorce seemed inevitable. Yet, through perseverance and determination, we navigated through the rough waters and emerged stronger, reunited, and more resilient
There is a lot of sense in what you just said and I hope mine works the same way too, we are currently separated but I cant live without her, I love her so much. wish I can get her back I can do anything to have her back, we have tried therapy amongst other things
Its always difficult to let someone you love go, but in my case I had the help of a spiritual adviser who saved my marriage from collapsing her name is shelly renee white..
I was about to comment that Logan is low key a troll because those gym numbers were clearly exaggerated although dude is jacked. And that line he said he uses for rizz is this one this tiktoker uses. Then it was revealed he was a plant. He did a great job 🤣🤣
I think it’s really funny that it went over a lot of peoples’ heads that Logan (the dude in the white shirt) was a plant and was playing a part the whole time.
They didn’t realize the real alpha male was sitting behind the table
The realest alpha male made that comment
The realestest alpha male made the reply
All of the above the realest of the realest alpha male
First
Whoever replied in this comment is an Alpha Male.
The real true alpha male was the friends we made along the way
First
@@lawrupmost unoriginal and unfunny comment I’ve ever seen
@@Gnome146ya it’s gettin pretty old
neck lil bro
THE ONE PIECE, IS REAL!!!!!
the second hand embarrassment is so strong but this is so funny
It's just fun no alpha males exist in the human world at least that I've found.
This is a summary of every video on TOC
@Ezz_Fr fucking HOW lol
why?
The real alphas were behind the table the whole time
I love how the MMA guy tried to help and uplift the other guys. That was really nice of him and makes him a 'real' alpha tbh
He's straight as can be too... Meanwhile the little A-hole plant, with the kiss on his neck, is closeted bi/gay as fuck.
blue coat dude should've applied for the gooner video instead
IM CRYING.
The guy in the blue coat never loses, not even his virginity.
FACTS
@@TheNathanGalang😭 no more trolling please 🙏 just take yourself seriously as a person for a bit
He was just plain creepy. And what alpha male would ever be a substitute teacher?
Well i don't think job matters but yeah dude gave me Ryan bugara if he was never successful vibes.
?@@spartan_reincarnation
Having blue suit guy as a substitute teacher would be crazy
I'm usually pretty chill!
Take attendance, tell em what their teacher assigned which is usually google classroom, then I'm chilling :)
@@TheNathanGalangI aspire to have you as a substitute teacher
@@TheNathanGalangare you a reddit mod by chance?
@@Sleezy.Designcrazy question💀💀💀
@@TheNathanGalang I see! It's just you acted pretty wild in the video 😂 (I imagine you were playing a character). So I wondered if you were as crazy as a teacher
What subject do you teach? Or are you just a generalist that substitutes any teacher?
“It’s either in you or it’s on you”…. Aight
Hard pause 😂
i literally pause as he said that only 22 seconds in and already another banger by mister moist
right like are we talking about the alpha male lifestyle or..something else 😏
watching back knowing hes the plant its hilarious seeing all 3 of their faces
I could see the second part meaning "It's on you to be the Alpha".
I feel like ALL of these guys were plants. Trolls. Everyone's bullshitting. And I'm here for it.
I AM NOT A PLANT, I AM SIMPLY SILLY
Glad you enjoyed tho!
99% of "alpha males" are just people like the sigma dude and the poop dude. So yes..they all look like they are plants :-D
Najhhh mma and Justin seemed decent lol
Life is like, just a prank dude... aha
nah guys are actually like this
Logan really nailed his act as plant. respect
Yah he started out alphaing the alphas
Bro was probably just acting normal
He's good at acting, he's been acting straight his entire life.
Justin here! Appreciate y’all having me! Had an awesome time shooting! 🙏🏼
Thanks for the content, you were one of the few that didn't seem I tolerable. Glad you won.
W JUSTIN
@@crankfastle8138 Appreciate that! I think a few were just trying to be characters or troll too, behind the camera everyone was dope asf tbh.
@@J6_Kicks I think you should check out vinland saga if you haven't already. It doesn't necessarily align with alpha male but it talks about being a true warrior
Splitting the prize was the real alpha move
first dude said that there's an alpha male inside of him within the first 10 seconds of speaking
deep inside. No lube.
i need an alpha male inside me
“It’s either in you or on you” like excuse me sir what the FUCK do you mean by ON YOU
@@Kburm3you heard him 🤨
He has a lipstick mark on his neck
The MMA fighter seems like such a chill guy, genuinely the coolest and most balanced guy there
Yeah, the winner is cool too
anyone knows his accounts?
@@zhye5588no he is a clown 🤡
Yeah he seemed like a chill dude altho its hard to say what kinda person logan is as he was planted there to be a douche
Guy in the tank top tries too hard 😂I mean come on dude looks like he's 30.. put some real priorities.
The small guy is secretly a pimp named slickback
glad I’m not the only one that got asian Katt Williams vibes from that little fella
@@harveydjent_poor lil bro rlly got called “little fella” in the comments section 😂😂😂
Reminds me of the pimp from the wire
Logan played the character so well but he looked so uncomfortable playing that kind of person lol
The guy in the suit was definitely trolling 😂
I AM THE MOST ALPHA MALE!!!
@@TheNathanGalangyou said your last name weird bro
@@TheNathanGalang trolling IRL is certainly a look. I don't know that it's a good look, but it's a choice
@@thunderryu0494 there was no trolling :)
@@TheNathanGalang uh huh...
"Are you a dragon fruit? cause you smell like shit. " This guy is just something else
THAT GUY REALLY DO BE SOMETHING ELSE!
Dragon fruits don't smell bad unless they're rotten. Maybe they meant durian.
visions
@@harrasika VISION!
funny thing is dragon fruit don't smell everything at all LOL
Not the dude desceibing the chiseled dude next to him when asked about attractive men lmaooo
Nah fr
And he just looked at the camera while mewing too
I fucking LOVE that the dude in the white tank was genuinely fucking mad every time the blue blazer slayer spoke a word.
yeah logan is a good actor
I have never been so icked out by a man as I am with tank top dude
Edit: to all the replies. I watched the video and know he’s a plant but everything about him hurt to watch.
@@princessmonkey3399as a straight guy I totally get what ur sayin
@@princessmonkey3399 I physically shuddered every time he spoke. I have met my fair share of men just like him sadly.
@princessmonkey3399 He was a plant. He did his job well then if he made you feel icked out.
15:08 "You’re cooking but you’re burning the food"
Was the funniest sh*t i ever heard 🤣
Ofc buddy is talking about food 😂
"You're not the shit. I'm the poop. The big poop"
THAT GUY WAS SO REAL FOR THAT, i wonder who he could be
Bro isn’t the shit. He isn’t even the fart!
@@evelynvslifeagreed!
@@TheNathanGalang that line was cold as hell my man 🥶🥵
well said lool
I swear, halfway through, the plant musta been thinking he was getting pranked with a double plant of the guy bragging about his Walmart drip and chattering like a chihuahua
24:02 I can walk around a anime convention all day and not get tired was the most alpha shit I’ve ever heard
The body builder thinking he’s more athletic than the MMA guy is hilarious
i kind of wish I could see them tussle now
he was a plant
MMA guy couldn't handle pushups but is athletically superior?? Yeah no way.
@@carlw5360 Pushups are a pretty small part of overall strength. I'm not one to debate about who would win in a fight and those matters (although in this case it is pretty obvious) but the MMA guy is definitely stronger all around and would most definitely win in other general feats of strength. Cardio, explosivity, speed, he would 100% win in those categories.
@@Muffln im a martial artist, my national team coach wants us to do pushups on our knuckles because it also helps train punches. I’m a 20 yo woman I needed to be able to do 70 pushups, 100 sit ups and 70 squats jumps to get the blackbelt.
Guys I bought a puppy last week and she’s really cute
Cool
Real alpha shit
Happy for you, hoping for you and the pup's safety
Good for you man
sigma
mma fighter guy was by far the best super cool guy
Allright... you've found me
You should enable comments on your videos. Mirror was great! You should cut the first 20 seconds and make it a short/tiktok. Genuinely could go viral.
I agree with stinkygoat here after reading their comment. that was pretty good. subbed.
The guy in the suit literally was giving Lin Manuel Miranda as featured in "Hamilton" deadass,, both in voice and ponytail
Not the LMM pony
I like how each of them have their own alpha male style
The intimidating one with good looks
The genius thinker
The protector
The fighter
The confident boastful one
The grind set sigma
The group leader
genuinely cannot guess which is which
Their classes, if you will. Pick your fighter
Avengers Assemble!
Sounds like a super hero buddy show
Maybe they should start a boy band
Not the blue suit guy, not a single drop of Alpha in him.
“between Bruce Lee and finnster”
this took me out
THE TRUEST ALPHA, F1NNSTER, I WAS SPITTING
I mean, yeah, comparing Bruce Lee to the manliest man (sometimes) on the planet was a bit of a wide spectrum, but it's still pretty based
@@TheNathanGalang I hope you've recovered from your illness and no longer watch Destiny
@@mattxnyce i havent been interested in destiny's content for long time LMAO like 2019.
but i like vowsh
I’m the true alpha male! *greyscale wolf photo”
Edit: obligatory “I’m famous” at like count 773
Is this a reference to cathode ray dude's scanner vid?🤔
awooo
There's two wolves inside you
You should really go to a doctor. The recommended amount of wolves in a person is 0
@@Flesh_Wizard new developments have come, turns out they're both gay. There are two gay wolves inside of me.
@@aitorleal4676The most Alpha thing you could do is dominate another male
Therefore gay is Alpha
0:19 “being an alpha male is a lifestyle. it’s either in you, or on you. for me, it’s in me.”
"Im the f*ckin poop" is the greatest thing ive ever heard yo
YESSIR
I WAS COOKING WITH THAT LINE LMAO
The real alpha is charlie for giving a goth girl money AND still having her know where to find him
Noble cause
The most beta shit ever
@@crankfastle8138 Why? He can just rob her later
@@crankfastle8138 Okay "crankfastle"
@@crankfastle8138 yep
I love how they gained respect for each other over time. You should try this with women next.
WHOLESOME ENDING FR
nah that will end in tears 😂
Sigma women?? Yea that's not gonna work😭
on god
Hell no!
That short guy was like a Chihuahua out there lol.
Just really hyper and kind aggressive. 😅
Pretty accurate description of me!
Oh well he was entertaining 😂👏👏
-"🙋♂️ Mr. Nathan, can you help me with this exercise?"
-"hold on kid i am responding to youtube comments"
immediately calling the other dude the number 1 in intelligence was a high level sigma move
Yeah I don’t think the others in the group are advanced enough to understand that complex of a sigma tactic
Still better than watching the debates last night.
Biden looked like a damn ghoul lol
@@Icegrip12 biden is faking his dimentia
Man, trump never answers the questions. How could such an indirect gimp be potus?
Underrated comment, 120% better than the debate
You forgot a zero dog 😂@@Dudemakingjewelry
I haven’t started watching this yet but I know I’m in for a delightfully miserable time
I know the feeling. I soul hurts so much with this type of cringe
You know it's good when Charlie is making video about finding an alpha male
I love how one of them painted his nails perfectly to be a good alpha. This show has so many unexpected alpha flavours.
I knew Justin had it in the bag when he said “females” in his first 30 seconds
"Success takes delusion."
wow
FACTS!!!
@@EN-ol2jzbut it was pretty pathetic coming from a substitute teacher
you know you're about to have a good day when The Other Channel uploads (love the content charles)
When the little dude said, I’m the poo poo I immediately thought dude you’re not even the fart😂
He is the shart
visionary
I immediately thought of the poop store joke
It really feels like suit guy was also a plant like he’s there to do the opposite of the “actual plant”.
This is an absolutely perfect video! From you 3 guys as judges to the contestants, truly amazing work
The Plant is hilarious , also the joke was unironically true though, blue is delusional
success requires delusion
Is he delusional or he's playing with your mind?
I mean if we're being serious he's definitely not delusional, he knows what he's doing he just doesn't care. It's for fun
@@Mr.JimPickens MIND GAMES ALWAYS
@@ScrimmyBunglets actually the most accurate description of my experience. i was having a great time!
"A king that has to tell you he's a king, is not a king."
real
putting a plant in is an amazing twist, bravo production
the fact that they all fucked with logan so much even tho he looks so tough and like a bully is highkey so fucking funny
Tough watch as always thank you guys ❤
justin & blandino def the alphas in this line up
Appreciate you! 🙏🏼
I'd say the two most likeable guys and probably the only ones tolerable in a hang out situation
Wich ones are those
They are both super cute too 😏
@@Some-random-dudezGuy with the cap, and the MMA fighter
Anthony here guys! Thanks for letting me be a part of this madness 😂
Hope you have a great day man, thanks for the entertainment
W!!!
Honestly u were my favorite, chillest one there
@@Corvoscathe Thank you brother :D
Updates man give updates
"It's either in you or on you." I feel like he doesn't hear what that sounds like lol
took an hour to think of five women but they all immediately named a man they’re attracted to
Aw the guys that said that being supportive is the core of being an alpha were too cute
Also, i know Logan is there to act but he hates teh teacher with every fiber of his being :p
Don't we all?
@@crankfastle8138Pretty sure he was just trolling
Kinda funny how he hasn't comment back on this one like he has on every other comment. Not very alpha of him
Logan did 0 pushups. Bad form. Show that to a sergeant in the Army. They'd be screaming zero every single rep with that weak form. Some soldiers are doing push-ups for hours on end daily. This man is actually WEAK. I have seen plenty of war fighters more alpha than him.
@@Ardell_DrelzexianBro the fact that you can’t distinguish reality from a false character is wild. You’re probably a grown man too.
EDM MENTIONED!!! I went to Forbidden Kingdom this year as well!!! Anyone who can navigate through moshpits is a champ at least, THAT is for sure! That shit got WILD! AND HE IS A LEVEL UP FAN!! Great panel of dudes overall. Loved watching this when I should have been working :)
that MMA dude is cool as shit
He was the hottest
Dude was SO mad ab the guy in the suit💀😭
It’s crazy that a lot of people don’t understand that the blue suit guy was playing a character he was fucking hilariously
Those people dont exist ya lunatic.. If you need to invent a new reality any time you have a point to make, figure out a better way to communicate.
It's impossible to have more than one alpha in a room at a time.
By definition, no?
But Charlie and Matt are In the same room
@@BrightShadðw Like Highlander, There can only be one.
My dude really said between Bruce Lee and F1NNSTER 😂😂😂
He's got a type, well actually like 50 types. Im down.
THATS THE MOST OBJECTIVELY TRUE THING I SAID IN MY LIFE
@@TheNathanGalang Since you’re here, why didn’t you mention being a Vtuber? 👁️
@@TheNathanGalang Mr Alpha I need my question answered 😂
@@lowkeykermit sorry,i think youtube was bugging and lot my comments that were sent didnt go through LOL
I did mention my channel at some point im sure, perhaps after recording, but for the job question I just mentioned the career that pays me LOL
A perfect marriage or relationship is an illusion; there's no universal playbook for making them work. What's effective for one couple may not apply to another. Nevertheless, I've come to understand that there's always a solution to be found. Half a decade ago, my wife and I faced such trials in our marriage that divorce seemed inevitable. Yet, through perseverance and determination, we navigated through the rough waters and emerged stronger, reunited, and more resilient
There is a lot of sense in what you just said and I hope mine works the same way too, we are currently separated but I cant live without her, I love her so much. wish I can get her back I can do anything to have her back, we have tried therapy amongst other things
Its always difficult to let someone you love go, but in my case I had the help of a spiritual adviser who saved my marriage from collapsing her name is shelly renee white..
This is helpful, I will look her up online right now...Thanks.
You wont regret it
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I was sipping water when the dude hits us with the "are you a toilet" line. I have tears in my eyes now from nearly drowning
glad you found my line funny!
Man some of these dudes seem like genuinely good dudes
Only real alpha males shout "where my hug at?" to a girl that barely knows you in public
rizz
😂 Looking like your profile pic too lol
fr
@@TheNathanGalang nahhh no way that's actually u.
"Someone between Bruce Lee and Finnster"
truly the most attractive of men
@@TheNathanGalang I lost my shit when u said that bro I had to pause and take a break
@@mr.pistachio9970 VERY GLAD TO HEAR LOL
I was about to comment that Logan is low key a troll because those gym numbers were clearly exaggerated although dude is jacked. And that line he said he uses for rizz is this one this tiktoker uses. Then it was revealed he was a plant. He did a great job 🤣🤣
Man said he had 700 squat and deadlift 1RM… if that was true his legs would be massive
Not even remotely built like a powerlifter
Nobody noticed during the attractiveness ratings the sigma stayed quite and ended up at last place. Absolute sigma move.
I think it’s really funny that it went over a lot of peoples’ heads that Logan (the dude in the white shirt) was a plant and was playing a part the whole time.
“Are you a toilet? Cuz I’m the poopoo and I wanna be inside you.”
I’m dead lol. That fucking killed me lmao.
It's gotta be cold in that studio. Cold enough for them ice picks to be staring me in the face the whole video.
There needs to be one where there is 6 sigmas and one alpha and they need to guess who the imposter alpha is
Facts
Yessss
Bro the women response for the 4th and 7th caught me of guard.
“Success takes delusion” words to live by
Nah white tank top got so offended when he wasn’t top every time
A lot of these guys' responses are real as hell and shows they have good heads on their shoulders
Ur not alpha why u watching 😂😂😂
Justin was actually a pretty cool dude
MMA guy and clubhouse manager guy, they were both humble, smart, and attractive.
the climber was able to crush the apple so fast because he has alot of grip strength needed for climbing ...
47:58 Martin Luther King rly out here telling us
I freaking love Matt "looking down a loaded gun" lol
I love that the dude in the blue suit is clearly meming so hard😂
So I’m not the only one who thinks this then😂 also the funniest imo, looks like he shouldn’t be but still stood his ground, he gets points for that
This channel is just pure entertainment. Can’t wait for future videos 😌
It's insane how many people in the comments forgot that Logan is acting. That should earn him an oscar
6:53 missed opportunity for Thanos to paint his nails the color of the infinity stones.
Dude said "Ryan Reynolds" and i instantly said "MY MAN!"
Blue suit dudes ego is fucking crazy. He might just be THE alpha
He thinks he’s Elon musk or something lol
i am!
@@BrightShadðw please my friend, elon wishes he is me.
Imagine his students seeing this video
they’ll love him
“You’re a dragonfruit, cause you smell like shit” is the best thing I’ve ever heard in my life lmao
"occasionally if the girl comes with a d that's fine to" is wild asf LMFAO, that line had me crackin up
Another very tough watch thanks guys
All of the guys were funny in their own way. Great group
18:56 This man is ruining his career as a substitute teacher
It was obviously an act to mock the alpha concept. Baffling how so many watchers thought he was being serious.
I love how you guys took a good idea that was done wrong and did it right. These social experiment lineups are usually awful.
Charlie playing with his hair at the hair pick up line 🤣🤣 he got a lil rizzed 🤣🤣
That small guy was a terrific casting because jesus christ that was hard to watch