Basically Beholders

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  • Reality doesn't matter and things that go the way they're supposed to are boring. Go fight a beholder. Go win.
    Or support me on petroleum: / runesmith

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  • @Runesmith
    @Runesmith  5 ปีที่แล้ว +3774

    The 12th eye is actually coming from a deformed gazer, tucked behind this particular beholder. Move along.

    • @Runesmith
      @Runesmith  5 ปีที่แล้ว +443

      Or maybe I can't do math and can't spell because I have the brain of a half eaten chicken.

    • @nouglas1989
      @nouglas1989 5 ปีที่แล้ว +240

      Runesmith: Disses XP to Lvl 3's upload schedule
      XP to Lvl 3: Uploads 4 years from now in response

    • @lizapiashko9105
      @lizapiashko9105 5 ปีที่แล้ว +66

      you counted from 8 straight to 10

    • @vicca4671
      @vicca4671 5 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      THE MISSING NINE!
      At least it sounds like a good name for an adventure.

    • @nanchoparty
      @nanchoparty 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      So you're just gonna skip 9 like that?

  • @therudestofclouds2007
    @therudestofclouds2007 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2909

    didn't even mention the beholster. a beholder with 6 guns, each more deadly than the last!

    • @TheXell
      @TheXell 4 ปีที่แล้ว +116

      Could he technically wield a Cannon with his telekenesis? Not that i would ever make something like that in Pathfinder.

    • @silentdrew7636
      @silentdrew7636 4 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      @@TheXell wouldn't that be less harmful though?

    • @LightRoomRJU
      @LightRoomRJU 4 ปีที่แล้ว +165

      Enter the Gungeon

    • @MetaL556
      @MetaL556 4 ปีที่แล้ว +58

      @@silentdrew7636 The Beholder could, unwittingly, make the Cannon he's holding ridiculously powerful, like "it launches cannonballs that don't explode, but rather disintegrate everything they touch, leaving cannonball-sized tunnels that go on forever".

    • @Funny_skeleton_man
      @Funny_skeleton_man 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      @No Name it's pretty easy once you learn to kill the minios

  • @FirstLast-cg2nk
    @FirstLast-cg2nk 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4187

    Fun fact: Beholder's brains actually house two separate consciousnesses, both of which are antagonistic to one another. So the main reason why adventurers can kill them is because both consciousnesses are plotting to cause the downfall of the other consciousness while the battle goes on. They're actively sabotaging themselves, despite the fact that this will get both 'minds' killed. *Beholders are quite literally their own worst enemies.*

    • @noclue4108
      @noclue4108 5 ปีที่แล้ว +504

      Trust no one, not even yourself.

    • @kylestanley7843
      @kylestanley7843 5 ปีที่แล้ว +237

      I really love this idea, it sounds fun to roleplay. Wonder how that could work...

    • @debreczeniarpad9956
      @debreczeniarpad9956 5 ปีที่แล้ว +265

      Maybe my subconsiousness is trying to kill me, will this be a suicide or a murder?

    • @noclue4108
      @noclue4108 5 ปีที่แล้ว +108

      Debreczeni Árpád It’s neither if you can kill them before they kill you.

    • @eldritchexploited5462
      @eldritchexploited5462 5 ปีที่แล้ว +227

      'Listen, the only person here going to kill you is yourself."
      "WELL NOT IF I KILL HIM FIRST"

  • @kyzylalchemy9776
    @kyzylalchemy9776 4 ปีที่แล้ว +988

    "It's immpossible to kill a beholder in any situation unless the DM palys them wrong"
    Same goes for half the monsters in the monster manual.

    • @dominicodematte
      @dominicodematte 3 ปีที่แล้ว +333

      One time during a campaign I just sat down in front of a beholder and confronted it about its fear. The DM was so confused he just gave up and said that it had a stroke from its new realization and died

    • @elegantoddity8609
      @elegantoddity8609 3 ปีที่แล้ว +80

      @@dominicodematte Didn't see that one coming.

    • @Dualbladedscorpion7737
      @Dualbladedscorpion7737 3 ปีที่แล้ว +76

      Or (bear with me here) you can use stupity of any sort to kill a beholder.

    • @huntercraft5674
      @huntercraft5674 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@dominicodematte lol

    • @Yabuturtle
      @Yabuturtle 2 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      If you can fight gods and the tarrasque, pretty sure you can fight a beholder. xD

  • @felixrowan646
    @felixrowan646 5 ปีที่แล้ว +325

    At one point I had a character manage to convince a beholder that they were in fact the actual beholder and the beholder was just a figment sent to kill itself. The beholder recoiled in horror and self-doubt giving the party time to flee. I mean, they never killed the beholder but at least they escaped alive. I'd call that a win.

    • @sircastic959
      @sircastic959 5 ปีที่แล้ว +64

      Going by Beholder lore, as a DM I would have had that Beholder literally fear itself to death/wish itself out of existence.

    • @Vanlifecrisis
      @Vanlifecrisis 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      @@sircastic959 I think they become liches that way, and thats worse.

    • @jeremybrimmer1990
      @jeremybrimmer1990 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      "Look at them run. They really fell for that? I've got no time for them right now as the real danger may be near by. Nevertheless I'll send some minions after that party and make sure them and their friends, family, home towns, and treasures are destroyed and enslaved in my dungeons. What? We sent them here? Oh...dang, that's right; i forgot." - beholders

  • @pedroscoponi4905
    @pedroscoponi4905 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3538

    I guess the only thing worse than meeting a Beholder is being one. That's kinda sad.

    • @indan
      @indan 5 ปีที่แล้ว +292

      By D&D cosmology and lore standards, the life of a Beholder is unfortunate but not excessively so considering it's liable to die at some point. That is a luxury many extra planar creatures don't have.

    • @eoincampbell1584
      @eoincampbell1584 5 ปีที่แล้ว +179

      @@indan So it's the death tyrants who are the true victims.

    • @debreczeniarpad9956
      @debreczeniarpad9956 5 ปีที่แล้ว +105

      But the real question is, gentleman, what if a death tyrrant wish to be squishy again??

    • @ernestoernestez6537
      @ernestoernestez6537 5 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Debreczeni Árpád none desire so

    • @SondreTehReaper
      @SondreTehReaper 5 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      my sentiment exactly, it must be such a painful existence.

  • @SharkyShocker
    @SharkyShocker 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3362

    Beholders looking at the players is like humans looking at lobsters.
    They're amusing and pose no real threat until they pull out weapons and try to kill you.

    • @poppymon007
      @poppymon007 5 ปีที่แล้ว +297

      ...if humans were eldritch horrors that thought lobsters and also the sand they were standing on was going to vaporize them

    • @timjones5953
      @timjones5953 5 ปีที่แล้ว +331

      You mess with the crabbo, you get the stabbo.

    • @SharkyShocker
      @SharkyShocker 5 ปีที่แล้ว +124

      @@poppymon007 And then as Eldritch Horrors who were afraid of sand and lobsters we would find a place to hide and gather power. However, gathering so much power would gain the attention of the lobsters and thus a group of Lobster adventurers would gather and come to slay said Eldritch Horror with weapons.

    • @iliketurtles2531
      @iliketurtles2531 5 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      So it's self fulfilling. Or is it just their thoughts coming into reality?

    • @sheldonstare1477
      @sheldonstare1477 5 ปีที่แล้ว +77

      "Wait, lobsters can't wield weapons."
      O B S E R V E

  • @nathansmith5738
    @nathansmith5738 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1007

    Sooo, does that mean you could have a one shot where the players are trying to kill a beholder for reasons they do not know about, only to discover that they are the Beholder's greatest fears literally come to life?

    • @Haos51
      @Haos51 5 ปีที่แล้ว +152

      I feel like that would be a very interesting way to start off a high level game too, since just imagine how that be like.

    • @gaminreasons8941
      @gaminreasons8941 5 ปีที่แล้ว +59

      Now THAT'S a really good idea!

    • @zacharyhawley1693
      @zacharyhawley1693 5 ปีที่แล้ว +178

      "I don't recall existing prior to this moment." Or for added mind games. Have the party come into contact with the actual party that inspired the beholder's nightmare.

    • @taddad2641
      @taddad2641 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      oooooh that would be interesting.

    • @tregggabbard6917
      @tregggabbard6917 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Damn...thanks for the awesome idea.

  • @android19willpwn
    @android19willpwn 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2052

    man, they really took the term "lovecraftian" to heart with this one. Right down to the crippling fear of everything unfamiliar, and being unfamiliar with everything.

    • @arandomzoomer4837
      @arandomzoomer4837 5 ปีที่แล้ว +67

      And to some degree unfamiliar to everything.

    • @daronburrell6628
      @daronburrell6628 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Yep 😂

    • @anonymousbosch9265
      @anonymousbosch9265 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I’m just starting watching “The Unnameable” on Amazon Prime like 6 minutes ago simultaneously checking my notifications and this is the comment that vindicates the simulation theory of reality..... whatever, right?

    • @slothful2039
      @slothful2039 4 ปีที่แล้ว +60

      @Kel'Thuzad Do we really need to bring this into a video about a giant death eyeball

    • @glanni
      @glanni 4 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      @Kel'Thuzad Phobia literally means *fear* , not *irrational fear*
      Just in modern psychology it's *mostly* used for irrational-ish fears. But that doesn't mean that every phobia inherently describes an irrational fear by definition.

  • @isthisajojoreference
    @isthisajojoreference 3 ปีที่แล้ว +148

    Imagining two beholders fighting is hilarious because they have to either both look away from each other so they can shoot their magic eye rays at their opponent without fucking it up with their own anti-magic cone or they both say screw that and just start biting each other to death.

    • @bigmonkey1254
      @bigmonkey1254 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      That's what usually happens. Beholder fights are long, gruesome, and sort of pathetic to watch.

  • @Electric_Wizard999
    @Electric_Wizard999 4 ปีที่แล้ว +117

    All beholders born after 1400DR cant cook, all they know is: Take legendary action, collect magic item, shoot beam of decay, and lie.

  • @existenceisrelative
    @existenceisrelative 4 ปีที่แล้ว +103

    My favorite bit of beholder trivia i've ever read is that beholders can be created spontaneously just because they think they should.

    • @moosh9521
      @moosh9521 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +10

      I love the paradox inherent in their creation, Beholders really have such great lovecraftian flavor

  • @steinarbergstl5799
    @steinarbergstl5799 5 ปีที่แล้ว +320

    Ah yes. Beholders. I had a high level paladin back when disintegrate actually disintegrated you, period. No messing with hitpoint damage or anything like that. Fail the save and you're dust. Anyways, this paladin came had gotten separated from his party for some reason, I seem to remember some sort of fear magic from a lich was involved. So, he runs around a corner in the dungeion and comes face to eyeballs with a beholder. Paladin vs Beholder - Round one, FIGHT! Zap! Result one round later: Dungeon corridor with one beholder and one small pile of dust.
    Ah. Memories.

    • @christofferhougaard
      @christofferhougaard 4 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      Isn't it 3rd edition where disintegrate juat zapped you gone? I remember every wizard running around with Contingency and teleport... Oh man.

    • @jacobsheehan9715
      @jacobsheehan9715 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Beholder anti magic field

  • @austinpire
    @austinpire 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2809

    Ah, I remember my first Beholder encounter.
    It spoke German.
    Like, our DM did not know what to do with a Beholder, so it just spoke German.
    That's literally it.
    Oh, no wait, it was strong.

    • @killahkween5256
      @killahkween5256 5 ปีที่แล้ว +579

      nothing says a scary eldritch monstrosity than a german speaking beholder

    • @Glace1221
      @Glace1221 5 ปีที่แล้ว +94

      Did it wipe you guys? Stick you in the furnace?

    • @LifeLikeSage
      @LifeLikeSage 5 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      stark

    • @pwnmeisterage
      @pwnmeisterage 5 ปีที่แล้ว +158

      Most D&D settings refer to the language as "Orcish" instead of "German".

    • @DanSolo41
      @DanSolo41 5 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      I want to say your DM was utterly wrong, but...

  • @TheInsider15
    @TheInsider15 5 ปีที่แล้ว +335

    So basically they're narcissistic powerful beings who are feared by others...and yet paradoxically they fear everyone and everything around them?

    • @debreczeniarpad9956
      @debreczeniarpad9956 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Don't worry, they fear you mire, but also they got a higher "fucking-killing-you" chance than you....

    • @elcidbob
      @elcidbob 4 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      It's not so much fear everything as are 100% sure that everything is trying to kill them so they have to make sure to set things up to where they can kill whatever that is actively trying to kill them at this moment before they can.
      Seems a difference without distinction, but it's sort of not in that a beholder won't huddle in terror at the thought of something trying to kill it, or even think of most creatures as actual threats, but it does realize that enough working together or getting lucky might get it. It's kind of a cop out but it's more a paranoia than a fear... But most things really do want to kill beholders

    • @charlesraccoonington9280
      @charlesraccoonington9280 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      So communists.

    • @charlesraccoonington9280
      @charlesraccoonington9280 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @SaviorOfNirn Oh I know! Nazis! And Daleks, but they're just a salt shaker version of the former.

    • @justsomejerseydevilwithint4606
      @justsomejerseydevilwithint4606 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Hello, Sociopath.

  • @involuntaryascetic3602
    @involuntaryascetic3602 5 ปีที่แล้ว +504

    you got one big thing wrong, they don't consciously bend reality, it only works in their dreams. this is why a party can actually beat them.

    • @joshuatilghman9103
      @joshuatilghman9103 5 ปีที่แล้ว +146

      I'm pretty sure when he said the party of Adventures shouldn't be able to beat them , he's talking about their obsessive over planning means they have a contingency plan. For example, a Beholder might have a setup in place for when 5 adventurers show up at his door. Lets call this plan number 1,692.
      Now if this party consists of a wizard, a bard, two clerics, and a paladin, we move to plan 1,692 subsection 411.
      Now if possible we divise what subclasses they are and what spells they might have prepared and finally after going through about 30 subsections, you have a plan for when the envoker wizard uses fireball you activate the waterfall, while keeping anti magic on the vengeance paladin, having your minions shooting at the lore bard and engaging the paladin ib melee while you attempt to stone the life cleric and disintegrate the Tempest cleric.
      And all that my just be step 3 lol

    • @ziz0328
      @ziz0328 5 ปีที่แล้ว +109

      Yeah, beholders are the kind of thing that, if played realistically, cannot be beaten.
      Imagine if all of humanity genius got on a cave, and started thinking of ways to kill YOU when you come to kill THEM. Now imagine they're doing this 24/7, for years on end, all the while amassing armies and powerfull treasures to kill YOU.
      Now imagine all of them have laser guns.
      One of them even has a laser gun that jam your laser guns, so you can't fire your lasers on them.
      Hell, if a beholder is old enough, there's no reason to even have a setting, the thing probably rules the world on a Iron Fist by now, and kills everything that gets a little uppity (which, for a beholder, means beyond level 1)

    • @Aplesedjr
      @Aplesedjr 5 ปีที่แล้ว +58

      Zizo Segundo not even beholders can come up with something to overcome the craziness a party is capable of.

    • @gracefool
      @gracefool 5 ปีที่แล้ว +77

      @@Aplesedjr yup, Beholders can't have infinite plans,it only takes a few possible combinators before there are too many outcomes to plan for. More importantly, Beholders don't really understand other beings so they can't predict them intuitively like humans do. They have to use up all their intelligence on brute-forcing like a chess AI trying to play the stockmarket.

    • @Aplesedjr
      @Aplesedjr 5 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      gracefool and even if they make a perfect plan, the dice determine what happens. The party can roll nothing but good for attacks and saves, then the beholder gets destroyed.

  • @awhitet-shirt4792
    @awhitet-shirt4792 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2029

    "as inconsistent as XP to Level 3's uploads"
    I hope you have Burn Heal!

    • @andievaldez6476
      @andievaldez6476 5 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Mitchell Pierce A self burn! Those are rare.

    • @rfc1526
      @rfc1526 5 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      A Phoenix Down maybe better

    • @tomoyaokazaki7010
      @tomoyaokazaki7010 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Pokemon and Final Fantasy references in the same thread. Yeet

    • @namekman01
      @namekman01 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      i read that last sentence as " i hope you burn in heal" and i was just picturing the plane of positive energy

    • @XPtoLevel3
      @XPtoLevel3 5 ปีที่แล้ว +82

      got 'em

  • @wanderinghistorian
    @wanderinghistorian 5 ปีที่แล้ว +681

    Best video yet, I laughed till I cried.
    Then I remembered I dreamt I'd die from drowning, so I burned out my tear ducts. Now all I need to do is disintegrate all the oceans.

    • @olive6942
      @olive6942 5 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      removed the icecaps as well, I had a dream I will die of a polar bear riding a penguin

    • @Eggsecuter
      @Eggsecuter 5 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      Should we tell him he’s made of water

    • @kylestanley7843
      @kylestanley7843 5 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      @@Eggsecuter *dehydrates self and turns to dust*

    • @brianfinlay5817
      @brianfinlay5817 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Soooo, what you're saying is that Beholders are Death Stars of the D&D world, but with eyes.

    • @kylestanley7843
      @kylestanley7843 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @Jan Sitkowski frankly, I think a torpedo up your exhaust port would defeat you too.

  • @lucabasirico7726
    @lucabasirico7726 5 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    A beholder duel would just be a staring contest, first one to blink with the anti-magic eye loses

  • @IOnlyWantToWatchIt
    @IOnlyWantToWatchIt 5 ปีที่แล้ว +226

    "EYE apolog-EYES, to m-EYE VIEWers"
    Got em

    • @kylestanley7843
      @kylestanley7843 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Ayy lmao/10 would ayy lmao again

  • @connorhennessey1316
    @connorhennessey1316 5 ปีที่แล้ว +419

    It wasn't Gary's nightmare about a soccer ball with eyes that gave us the Beholder. It was one of his friends nightmare about a soccer ball with eyes that he shared with Gary Gygax that gave us the Beholder! THANKS GARY'S FRIEND!

    • @Carewolf
      @Carewolf 5 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      So were did the gelatinous cube come from?

    • @pulchritudinoushog
      @pulchritudinoushog 5 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      His grandson nearly choked on some jello

  • @Jesse__H
    @Jesse__H 5 ปีที่แล้ว +286

    We saw a beholder from a great distance away, once.
    We went the other way and never came back lol

    • @Zeuskabob1
      @Zeuskabob1 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@jonumine6250 Fun fact, cacodaemons are monsters as well.

    • @whoops487
      @whoops487 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Use bread like he said

    • @fredapel6039
      @fredapel6039 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Gaseos form

    • @cornuschristi1814
      @cornuschristi1814 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@jonumine6250 I would file them under Demons.

    • @jacobsheehan9715
      @jacobsheehan9715 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Beholder: good

  • @Snowy123
    @Snowy123 5 ปีที่แล้ว +97

    I''m glad you covered the most important fact, beholders like goldfish.

  • @jondw
    @jondw 5 ปีที่แล้ว +34

    Beholders constantly think about how the world is out to get them, they dream about stuff they think about, and there dreams alter reality to create things. How are they not just constantly being killed.

    • @magnusanderson6681
      @magnusanderson6681 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Because they have plans to deal with them.

    • @taddad2641
      @taddad2641 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@magnusanderson6681 not when a red dragon suddenly spawns in your bedroom when your plan was that it would fall through the portal to the celestail realms if it tried to enter from catacombs, the only playce it would fit.

  • @2ntwins
    @2ntwins 5 ปีที่แล้ว +433

    This is why I love dragon heist. YOu aren't supposed to kill xanathar. Just ruin his day.

    • @Bluecho4
      @Bluecho4 5 ปีที่แล้ว +76

      Which, when you think about it, is more cruel. Because if The Xanathar is dead, _he can't suffer anymore._

    • @beastwarsFTW
      @beastwarsFTW 5 ปีที่แล้ว +97

      I thought I was just supposed to replace his dead goldfish.
      Ya his own organization hires thieves to replace his pet when it dies without his knowing.

    • @taddad2641
      @taddad2641 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      i imagine that the rampage would kill him because he would be utterly unstable and enraged and would eventually succumb to numbers.
      also i think there i a mindflayer there.

    • @cookiestudios2565
      @cookiestudios2565 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      but then i could steal Sylgar

    • @Aplesedjr
      @Aplesedjr 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Bluecho4 there are afterlives for a reason.

  • @nymphlotus
    @nymphlotus 5 ปีที่แล้ว +843

    The Terraria segment was great! The trouble you went through to actually make yourself look like a Beholder in game was fantastic.

    • @pkennelly74
      @pkennelly74 5 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      Yeah, getting that vehicle is hard.

    • @divinityd662
      @divinityd662 5 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      @@pkennelly74 its not hard, just grindy. I think i ended uo trading a dupe cosmic car key for most of the mats back in the day

    • @audiofox5104
      @audiofox5104 5 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Or you could use builders workshop or mods

    • @ahrkens
      @ahrkens 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Patrick Kennelly *ahem* hacked worlds

    • @tyleremery7088
      @tyleremery7088 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      I'm never going to see that mount as anything else but a beholder now.

  • @tdoubledub1
    @tdoubledub1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +31

    I kinda want to have my party fight a beholder, and when they kill it, It'll say "nevermind, I dont want to be dead" and just get back up as a death tyrant

    • @Feu_Ghost
      @Feu_Ghost ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Are you Satan ?

  • @CouchDrake
    @CouchDrake 5 ปีที่แล้ว +44

    This actually made me feel sorry for them, I never actually considered that the root of their xenophobia was constant paranoia driven fear. An existence of constant fear is rather sad to imagine.

    • @seelcudoom1
      @seelcudoom1 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      if it makes you feel better i would like to inform you that there is canonically at least one beholder who got over it and is super chill, his name is Large Luigi and he runs a tavern

  • @jordanloux3883
    @jordanloux3883 5 ปีที่แล้ว +419

    So basically what if the mind flayers were even more neurotic?

    • @tonydanatop4912
      @tonydanatop4912 5 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      And ugly

    • @brosephnoonan223
      @brosephnoonan223 5 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      @@tonydanatop4912
      *perfect
      Fixed it for you

    • @sylph8005
      @sylph8005 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@brosephnoonan223 Found the beholder

    • @DZXJR
      @DZXJR 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Or smarter cacodemons

  • @davidpotts7116
    @davidpotts7116 5 ปีที่แล้ว +200

    How to deal with Death Tyrants in 3 steps:
    1. get about 20 lv20 wizards
    2. have whoever goes first cast Darkness and the rest cast Sunbeam
    3. profit

    • @evannibbe9375
      @evannibbe9375 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Ethan Hall Have them be arranged in a circle around the Beholder, then have each one cast Imprisonment until it takes after the first one casts Force Cage.

    • @Vanlifecrisis
      @Vanlifecrisis 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@evannibbe9375 How tf you gonna surround a beholder with 11 death eyeballs

    • @jonalynmisalang9447
      @jonalynmisalang9447 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @Ethan Hall death tyrants don't have their antimagic sight anymore, only a "No-regaining-hit-points-and
      -if-you-die-you-turn-into-a-zombie- slave" sight

  • @shinto516
    @shinto516 5 ปีที่แล้ว +104

    Beholders sound just like DMs

    • @kylepessell1350
      @kylepessell1350 5 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      They have canon plot armor. All they have to do is have a dream about being invincible.

    • @debreczeniarpad9956
      @debreczeniarpad9956 5 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      @@kylepessell1350 But they only think about being in danger

  • @devilcat8651
    @devilcat8651 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    The beholder in my campaign had a pet goldfish that died and was really sad. We all found him a new pet and he was very happy. He was the sweetest beholder I ever met.

  • @Glace1221
    @Glace1221 5 ปีที่แล้ว +158

    Ah, yes. The wise philosopher Sock Kratos. I remember reading his writings in my favorite Muppets book.

    • @kylestanley7843
      @kylestanley7843 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      The god of war had quite a long fall from grace, after losing Atreus prompted him to become a philosopher, searching for the meanings of life as a sock puppet.

    • @verriganholmes8054
      @verriganholmes8054 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      God of War: Atreus' Epic Yarn

  • @HoundofOdin
    @HoundofOdin 5 ปีที่แล้ว +99

    First time I ever encountered a beholder was back in 2E AD&D.
    It killed us.
    IT KILLED ALL OF US.

  • @user-dz1tc6ed1i
    @user-dz1tc6ed1i 5 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    i legit thought "how in the world would someone kill this?'' when i read the beholder manual entry in d&d

    • @kylestanley7843
      @kylestanley7843 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      It's fun thinking about all the zany traps, magical items and spells they could use on top of all this.

    • @RipOffProductionsLLC
      @RipOffProductionsLLC 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      my thoughts on this is that the Beholder's paranoia is so cripplingly strong that it is constantly double/triple/quadruple/pentuple/etc. guessing itself about how everything it could do to protect itself might backfire, thus ruining any attempt at long term planning, as it scraps and revises plans that would have been perfectly fine to keep, thus in combat it never exp[loits weakness in their enemies, fearing that any opening is actually a cleaver trap.

    • @lagg1e
      @lagg1e 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Probably by not being in the same room as it. Or tank and spank from characters that can take eye beams really well.

  • @TaosoftheVoid
    @TaosoftheVoid 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    This gives me a fascinating idea for a character concept: A beholder that in its paranoia, desires to find a way to understand people. It creates not just one person but an entire settlement and watches them to try and understand what they think about, how likely they may be to kill them, etc. It leads to eventually the beholder has created this town or city that believes the beholder is their god protector, not seeing the true reason they were created and watched over. It'd be an interesting thing for a party or some characters to interact with, a beholder that tries to counter the paranoia with knowledge

  • @WilTheNyanCharmander
    @WilTheNyanCharmander 5 ปีที่แล้ว +118

    Damn, these are *WAY* more lovecraftian than mind flayers

  • @sandninja51492
    @sandninja51492 5 ปีที่แล้ว +195

    Waiting for XP to level 3 to respond to that burn damage.

    • @Hazel-xl8in
      @Hazel-xl8in 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Aaron Slay i think he’s part of that crew right

    • @brosephnoonan223
      @brosephnoonan223 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@Hazel-xl8in
      Ye

    • @sandninja51492
      @sandninja51492 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@Hazel-xl8in yeah but it's a friendly self burn. The best kind of burn.

  • @HAWK_6155
    @HAWK_6155 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    _Death Tyants - when great-grandpa Beholder reflects on his mortality, and then pulls the badass move of just straight up refusing it._
    Best description for a DnD monster I think I've ever heard XD

  • @orlando780
    @orlando780 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    So it’s a lovecraftian monster with lovecraft’s emotions.

  • @griffian4454
    @griffian4454 5 ปีที่แล้ว +147

    I love the "I'll use Terraria as an example I guess".

  • @zyrax8606
    @zyrax8606 5 ปีที่แล้ว +243

    Beholders true enemies is burnt toast

    • @eoincampbell1584
      @eoincampbell1584 5 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      I might actually use that as a possible weird quirk if a warlock player of mine chooses the Aberration(Great Old One) subclass. Just every once in a while he'll hear a cosmic scream of "DESTROY" when he sees anything made of wheat.

    • @sofialaya596
      @sofialaya596 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@eoincampbell1584 that's so good

    • @Legohaiden
      @Legohaiden 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Irrational oddities are what make ADD great! "Hey guys im just going to eat this Loaf of bread real quick, im hungry." *ZzaaPP!!* "Dude what the hell! You almost hit me with lightning!"

    • @Legohaiden
      @Legohaiden 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      and in the warlocks mind he hears a satisfied "mmm..... yes"

    • @grayeaglej
      @grayeaglej 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Is burnt toast not the truest enemy of us all? O.o

  • @davemustang8173
    @davemustang8173 5 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    "The gravity gun from half-life"
    Never heard a more accurate statement

  • @Mindochin03
    @Mindochin03 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    The antimagic ray is the safest place to be since the other eyes can't magic you there, so you bunch up with your melee members in front, magic casters behind and if it looks away it gets a lightning bolt to the face

  • @madelyntielking6483
    @madelyntielking6483 5 ปีที่แล้ว +61

    So all beholders are just pusillanimous copies of an original beholder?

    • @adeadvirus5639
      @adeadvirus5639 5 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      That becomes more paranoid with each successive generation

    • @derrickmelton5844
      @derrickmelton5844 5 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      @@adeadvirus5639 wouldn't you be if your creator tried to murder you lol

    • @jacobhoover1654
      @jacobhoover1654 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I bet you call salt sodium chloride

  • @bjarnivalur6330
    @bjarnivalur6330 5 ปีที่แล้ว +73

    You know what they say, beauty is in the eye of the beekeeper.
    ... wait

    • @kylestanley7843
      @kylestanley7843 5 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      I heard of a DM who made a very shitty pun once. He told the players rumours of a beholder lurking on the outskirts of town. They went into the woods to investigate and got jumped by a dude holding beehives in both hands who yelled out "BEHOLD, IT IS I, THE BEE HOLDER!"
      You're welcome.

    • @TheShooterlol
      @TheShooterlol 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      NOT THE BEES!!!!!

    • @corngamming
      @corngamming 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@kylestanley7843 Was he at least as powerful as a god?

    • @kylestanley7843
      @kylestanley7843 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@corngamming he better have been lol

  • @Pr0fess0rSasquatch
    @Pr0fess0rSasquatch 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    *begins writing campaign about a mysterious wheat shortage, with the toast fearing beholder as BBEG*

  • @shan9usfc
    @shan9usfc 5 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    Goblin Slayer and friends killed it in a reasonable way
    With a pouch full of flammable eye irritants.

    • @vincegalila7211
      @vincegalila7211 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      That might have been a spectator though.

  • @BlancaMari
    @BlancaMari 5 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    If I take anything away from this it'll be "They're Coming"

    • @brosephnoonan223
      @brosephnoonan223 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      *WELCOME TO THE BONE ZONE*

    • @jaywingate187
      @jaywingate187 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I was all "well THAT got creepy fast!"

  • @TheSoliloquyMan
    @TheSoliloquyMan 5 ปีที่แล้ว +85

    "...Viewers."
    Eye see what you did there

    • @kylestanley7843
      @kylestanley7843 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      That was a very cornea joke.

    • @TheSoliloquyMan
      @TheSoliloquyMan 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      If you wish to master these jokes, you must train... Or become my pupil

    • @arandomzoomer4837
      @arandomzoomer4837 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@TheSoliloquyMan Yeah but your not the teacher I'm looking for. I'll set my sights elsewhere.

  • @arcanejazz
    @arcanejazz 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    3:22 FACTUALLY 100% TRUE. A lone beholder on Xanax would conquer all the Forgotten Realms, and move on to the Multiverse.

  • @hephaestus8266
    @hephaestus8266 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I was going to say beholders are hideous, but then i remembered beauty is in the eye of the beholder.

  • @d00dxKVLT
    @d00dxKVLT 5 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    You're the GCP grey of D&D. I love your basically series. Thank you.

  • @thedragonflyers6184
    @thedragonflyers6184 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Anyone else think death kiss is super adorable?

  • @justsomejerseydevilwithint4606
    @justsomejerseydevilwithint4606 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    So uh, Gary took the concept and body part of Vision, and stuck enough together with magic that it became a terrifying monster.
    My turn: Hands.
    The Snatcher is a monstrosity that manifests at rest as a large pile of dozens to hundreds of humanoid hands, each one ending at the mid-forearm, surrounding a gooey, gray, sticky core. When active, the hands interlock into whatever shapes are necessary for their task. Large pillars of interlocking hands acting as muscles in an arm ending with fist-like ball, daisy-chains of hands holding the base of other hands reach very, very far, acting as long tentacular structures, hands can line its underside to crawl rapidly over nearly any surface, eyes sprout from the palms of a few, and groups of clawed hands tear away at prey, killing them messily but efficiently, if no sharp utensils are in its possession. A Snatcher that gets its many hands on a cutlery box or a silverware drawer can be quite lethal in close quarters.
    An urban ambush predator, The Snatcher will lure humanoid prey to dark alleyways with glittering coins or enchanted weapons placed on the edge of the shadows, where it grabs the curious humanoid by the head, covering their mouth, eyes, and ears, and pulling them through a nearby window, doorway, hall, drain cover, trapdoor, Sewer grate, or other opening where they are pulled and carried back to its den, along with the bait. It then uses clawed hands or sharp utensils to kill and slice up its prey, dropping the meat chunks into its gooey core, which then spits out more hands for the pile.
    A city with a snatcher infestation will be characterized by streets surprisingly clear of rats, stray dogs, or homeless people, all of which snatched up long ago, and while few thieves hide in the alleys, party members will find coin pouches cut off and pockets pilfered if they rest very long on a city street.
    A very lethal threat to any greedy party rogue, the Snatcher will happily devour any adventurer foolish enough to walk over to that perfectly good sword someone just left there...

    • @DanaTheLateBloomingFruitLoop
      @DanaTheLateBloomingFruitLoop 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      This certainly has grabbed my attention.
      How intelligent would it be? I could see it on par with a monkey, animalistic but can use tools and form simple plans or set traps.
      I'd give it tremor sense, because it can feel vibrations with it's more sensitive hands.
      Some hands could have mouths in their center which can speak and eat.
      How does it procreate? Maybe it gets so large that all the hands struggle to coordinate, making it unable to go hunting. In frustration it tears itself apart, creating multiple smaller versions of itself.
      This is usually a great time to attack it, as each part is weakened from the procedure.

    • @justsomejerseydevilwithint4606
      @justsomejerseydevilwithint4606 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @@DanaTheLateBloomingFruitLoop it eats by dissolving stuff in its core, and for intelligence, about on par with a human. Smart enough to use tools, maybe make some plans or traps, but nit a genius by any means. It only speaks Sign Language, of course. It procreates by splitting off a section of its core when it's too large for its available food. The child then scuttles away to find a different hunting ground.

  • @mothersteele3218
    @mothersteele3218 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    “Beholders can accidentally create anything”
    *has a campaign idea around a beholder accidentally creating a god*

  • @thiagotortorelli1000
    @thiagotortorelli1000 5 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    Can a beholder use glasses?
    If he uses one his main eye does he need to use it in his other eyes?
    A man can only wonder

  • @A.Broken.Arrow.
    @A.Broken.Arrow. 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    I love everything Lovecraftian. So this is incredible.

  • @craytherlaygaming2852
    @craytherlaygaming2852 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    "And a Second Death ray for good measure, you never can be too careful" That Got me

  • @1Maklak
    @1Maklak 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    To make it extra Lovecraftian, a beholder nest also needs to be a source of some wandering monsters and have a village of frog people nearby, whose shaman speaks the will of the many-eyed god who dreams.

  • @vicca4671
    @vicca4671 5 ปีที่แล้ว +97

    I'm gonna roleplay a beholder at some point.
    Obviously I'm DMing in this case.

    • @kylestanley7843
      @kylestanley7843 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Nah you totally meant as a player

    • @frog_champ
      @frog_champ 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Damn, imagine a beholder player-character

    • @vicca4671
      @vicca4671 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@frog_champ If it was well justified I'd let it happen on a high level campaign

    • @vicca4671
      @vicca4671 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@kylestanley7843 I'd like, but no one would let me, so I'll do the next best thing

    • @schism_9893
      @schism_9893 5 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      "Everyone introduce yourselves."
      "I am a dwarven paladin named Bulgor Stoenfist."
      "I am an Elven Sorcerer named Anaror."
      "I am a Beholder Wizard. Named Gugbugolith."
      "I'm the DM, and I'm stopping you right there."

  • @felixrivera895
    @felixrivera895 5 ปีที่แล้ว +68

    If your players do Literally Anything you have the right to scream "Ah approach 3215A with the badger! WELL HAVE SOME OCTOPUS!" And telekinesis a giant summoned octopus onto the cleric

    • @kylepessell1350
      @kylepessell1350 5 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      I'd go out of my way to make a Beholder NPC that's virtually omnipotent but is both extremely paranoid and eccentric to the point where they are basically a conspiracy theorist hermit that instantly dispatches anything unfamiliar in increasingly bizarre ways.

    • @felixrivera895
      @felixrivera895 5 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      @@kylepessell1350 that's the base description for the Beholder in the monster manual lmao

  • @mariofan1ish
    @mariofan1ish 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Honestly these things sound like a combination of hilarious antics, tough bosses, and a tragic existence I wouldn't wish on anyone. I can kinda see why they wound up so popular over the years.

  • @TeslaOsiris
    @TeslaOsiris 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Now I see where Mercer modeled his Lucien Omega final boss

  • @sizal1185
    @sizal1185 5 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    0:17 I literally got the notification that my phone was at 15% at this moment, it was beutiful

  • @joosh9603
    @joosh9603 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    I like how the charming eye is “South of the Border”

  • @The7thBobba
    @The7thBobba 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Dude, I rewatch your old videos on a weekly basis. They are just so good! You have a marvealous sense of humour and comedic timing. Whenever you make a new video, it skyrockets to the very top of my watch-list. What I'm trying to say here, is thank you mate! You make a tremendous difference to this guy. Stay frosty!

  • @manipulationstation2454
    @manipulationstation2454 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    That was awesome! My favorite of the"Basically" series by far. DO NOT STOP MAKING THESE.....Please :)

  • @takenomicon
    @takenomicon 5 ปีที่แล้ว +54

    Beholders are fun. Aka play Waterdeep and have Xanathar as a great villain.

  • @androo699
    @androo699 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    “XP to level 3 has inconsistent uploads” - Sock Kratos

  • @skulaaa
    @skulaaa 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    This series brought me to this channel. Please keep it up!

  • @knines6279
    @knines6279 14 วันที่ผ่านมา

    Throwing a flash-bang at a beholder should just Be an instant win

  • @trainzen11
    @trainzen11 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Eye should have foreseen all these aye puns. Oh the eyerony!

    • @kylestanley7843
      @kylestanley7843 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      *jesus christ, it's Jason borne.*

    • @sweatpantsromance
      @sweatpantsromance 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      must have been an over*sight* on your part

  • @clericofchaos1
    @clericofchaos1 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Yep, there are actually quite a lot of things in the monster manuals across all editions that a party of players really can't beat without some kind of handicap from the gm. including dragons.

  • @boldbearings
    @boldbearings 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    This is probably my favorite vid. I come back to watch it all the time; so nonchalant, so upbeat.👍

  • @maxthepaladin2147
    @maxthepaladin2147 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I don't know why, but this panicked beholder jumping into the ocean at 1:34 is really funny to me

  • @paynt3770
    @paynt3770 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    2:19 You forgot 9 Count chockula would be disapointed

    • @Freedster
      @Freedster 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      But he also skipped an eye, so it's still 11.

    • @paynt3770
      @paynt3770 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Freedster Yeah but hes still missing that eye

    • @WildBluntHickok
      @WildBluntHickok 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      You mean Count von Count from Sesame Street. The cereal mascot isn't known for counting things.

  • @squared231
    @squared231 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Imagine great-grandpa is in his death bed and the doctor tells him that he will die soon and he just straight up refuses to.

    • @widdershins3785
      @widdershins3785 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Funny thing is, i'm pretty sure that's happened. I've lived in the farming communities with enough crotchety old folks who don't let a little thing like missing chunks of a body or cancer slow them down.

    • @samueldimmock694
      @samueldimmock694 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@widdershins3785 Yeah, the human mind can be funny that way.

  • @badteamonk
    @badteamonk 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    The first minute of this video gave me so much whiplash with all of the jokes and attacks on random people's character.

  • @JustinMarshallElias2
    @JustinMarshallElias2 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    New sub here! Love your sense of humor and what you add to the lore! I'm making a module for NWN and you've made it NOT boring to do my mythos research. Thanks!

  • @islaydragons1563
    @islaydragons1563 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    I think the next one should be Basically Aboleths

  • @paille-boy
    @paille-boy 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    "It's impossible for a beholder to die unless the DM play him wrong"
    Goblin slayer : hold my beer

  • @scabberdabber2597
    @scabberdabber2597 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    0:48 why are these things scared of bleeding to death when they don’t even have blood vessels

  • @destonlee2838
    @destonlee2838 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Runesmith, I see you. This was one of the better vids I've seen on the topic of ...me. good inspires for my next abberational modulation of a classic tsr adventure. Appreciate. Be extravagant, my dude. Cheers.

  • @senatorbillchupacabreiii749
    @senatorbillchupacabreiii749 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    My favorite is the beholster from enter the gungeon

  • @missyjames8887
    @missyjames8887 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    For some reason I'm reminded of Futurama's Star Trek episode with the floating cloud of gas.

  • @bensonfitch6697
    @bensonfitch6697 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Man, you really threw me for a loop. I saw one of the eyes wasn’t labeled and thought “did he just miscount” and I spent 5 minutes thinking and researching before I realized you just skipped 9.

  • @mgb360
    @mgb360 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    *Displays a picture of Ferris*
    "More traps" -Runesmith 2019
    I agree

  • @megamagicmonkey
    @megamagicmonkey 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Loose? LOOSE?!? My biggest english pet peeve! Lose! It's lose! You loose a plague! You lose the hounds upon your enemies! The convict got loose! But you sir? You lose!
    Also fun video.

  • @tape0n4head83
    @tape0n4head83 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    "Sir..you'll die someday"
    "Yeah no, I'm death now"

  • @venrisulven
    @venrisulven 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    a being that is so afraid of dying that it made the only thing that can kill it is itself yet is still afraid others will kill it

  • @BRDoriginal
    @BRDoriginal 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    My beholder was created by another beholder to be a more perfect beholder. Proceeds to dream up the main bad guy who is destined to kill him. Then decided if he is gonna kill me then I will make a beholder strong enough to kill him. A cycle of beholders making 'better' beholder to 'save' then from a horrible fate. Cue the 'alliance' with the party because the enemy of my enemy is my temporary ally until I decide to kill them.

  • @sliffer116
    @sliffer116 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    By this logic the first time I met a beholder (albeit a zombie beholder) Me and my horse got snapped. What a thought.

  • @Dusk_Breeze
    @Dusk_Breeze 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    This was extremely informative

  • @IHateThisHandleSystem
    @IHateThisHandleSystem 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    4:23 The picture of those little plastic monsters instantly sent my memory back some 37 years or more. I haven't seen those (or thought about them) since I was a small child. I remember them being some of my favorite toys.

  • @rastasplash7334
    @rastasplash7334 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Dale: Did this just become my new favorite dnd TH-camr
    Brennan: YUP!

  • @purplelaxy4976
    @purplelaxy4976 5 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    0:46 sick burn

  • @0215YK
    @0215YK 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Hold up.
    **HOLD UP**
    WHAT IF.....you plunged into a beholders den wearing nothing but GLASS ARMOR?!
    Reflection will kill them?

  • @CharalamposKoundourakis
    @CharalamposKoundourakis 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    Great video as always Runie.

  • @tylerb5764
    @tylerb5764 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    Thank you! I was having trouble thinking about the next quest for the big arc of my campaign when this came!