You joke, but if they get desperate for monetization... I could see Bethesda secretly selling control over the game to some government agency to run social experiments on their customers. We now live in a Big Data world where a freaking _game company_ has profiles and demographic data about their customers that makes the experimental population even more valuable. You can design some pretty good control groups with that kind of info...
It’s like Bethesda is run by Fantastic. “They asked if I understood theoretical physics. I said I had a theoretical degree in physics. They said welcome aboard.”
Every time you walk away from the horse with your stick still firmly in hand, back barely turned, Bethesda comes around and breathes life into the horse in full defiance of you tiring from beating the corpse
The badge serves a purpose though, it lets you play in the special "hyper expert" mode where every person without one is trying their best to kill you.
Never in my life have i experienced so much joy and happiness from the videogame i have never played. It is a complicated feeling, but not unwelcome one.
This happens alot in games . Battlefield five currently has the same issue in which premium elite skins carry over no matter which side or map your on. So you could be some one eyed German general or a some asshole wearing a burning trench coat and be fighting in a Japanese squad . And there is video and footage of people purposely either kicking them out of their squad , or refusing to revive them . Another a friend mentioned was world of tanks on mobile , in which apparently the Chinese version had a 600$ gold tank which gave you bonus xp and money per match and is one of the best tanks in the game . So people will automatically kill you on sight , including your teammates .
Or Atlas when it was on PC only, the player base was at war with itself between Chinese players and everyone else over the Chinese players en masse griefing non Chinese players (or so I'm told I don't know who fired the first griefing fleet)
cgmaster2 I mean they could just the character they’re using. I haven’t seen that happen in any of the games I’ve played so far but the pacific stuff is great so far
Obsidian: Giorno Outer Wilds:GER (You will never reach the end of criticism) Bethesda: Diavolo Fallout 76: King Crimson (Erases the time between testing and release)
@@tymelthompson4182 I don't know why it's so hard for people to remember; in Outer Wilds you explore worlds, and in Outer Worlds you explore the wilds. Pretty self explanatory stuff.
@@WandererRedux I don't know why it's so hard for people to remember; both of the names of these games sound and look the same and so your brain still mixes them up. Pretty self explanatory stuff.
The thing that gets me the most is that, as pointed out by people on twitter, FO76 is already a "60 dollar" game. This isn't free players versus paying ones, like you get on MMOs, its paying payers versus players who pay more than they do.
Literally every release is further and further away from what Fallout used to be. The closest they ever were was Fallout 3. Obsidian obviously was closer to the mark but Bethesda keep straying further away, even with their own IP The Elder Scrolls they keep straying away from what it started out as to go in a more casual direction to attract more people purely for the sake of profit.
11:14 Man this was a great time to laugh at Bugthesda. As an audio listener to the podcast first, I could absolutely hear Woolie's smile through the audio when he announced the class war. 😂❤
@@BurnTheDemon Outta all of those it's only BioWare I feel sorry for. EA's been draining their blood for years. At this point I just wonder when the kiss of death will finally release them.
Let it not be forgotten that Fallout 76 still uses the old creation engine so haphazardly slapped together that it's more duct tape than engine at this point. What does anyone expect when Bethesda tries to add something new to the thing that barely holds itself together to do the thing it was made for a decade ago?
@@baronvonslambert That's a fair assessment, but what splits this engine from many others is that its design is really just functional at best, and a cornucopia of terrible scripting in all other scenarios. This design, handed off to the B-team of their company, had to be gerry-rigged from single player to a massively multiplayer framework... and everything, quite literally from the ground up in an already shakey design, collapsed in on itself as a result. Rarely do you see a game engine break so hard that it bricks a person's console or device, but the Creation Engine found a way.
"I'm trying to *not* keep talking about this game...I know how 'dead-horse' this is getting. I'm trying to not bring it up all the time." Confirmed: Woolie is Mirror-Verse Jim Sterling.
The website has a hidden greatness. If you look at the donations to keep the website up the top donors is Todd Howard, Todd Howard's Basement Slave, and Todd Howard's Account.
There still doesn't seem to be any *actual* proof of people attacking each other over this outside of people saying that people are attacking each other over this which is *actually* causing people to attack people over this. Basically, one asshole did a thing and then it blew up.
Is anyone doing a "reset the clock" compilation for, respectively, Anthem and Fallout 76? We need at least one of those after all this shit is over... whenever that is.
The fucked up thing is that the annual sub is normally not newsworthy. Most MMOs will offer a yearly subscription...and paying it is actually a money saver.
Possible Crazy Talk at 11:26 There are free players, because in someplaces, I think it was Germany, they where giving away Fallout 76 for free with p4 controllers or something.
To any and all people who have a big employment gap, here is my advice to you if employers ask, say you needed to take time off to help a mom or dad or brother deal with a death in the family. Build it up, say that your uncle was super important to that person and they were wrecked, but make sure you don't say your mom died, you can have a ton of uncles and aunts I had 10 at peak
Why would someone explicitly say they worked on Fallout 76? That's obvious, a broken game with zero effort on the making that still managed to make money for almost a year? EA, UBI and 2K would die for a staff like that
Why spend time and money on advertising when a bigger company with a rival product is doing it so poorly that you look better by comparison? Bethesda is basically doing free advertising for Obsidian and it's hilarious!
It's either Sterling, Red Letter Media or a random guy somewhere. Pat's mind goblins poison his ability to watch and seek out good reviewers and sources.
_"Authorities were Shocked when a man who signed a Disclaimer to have 3 tons of Filing Cabinets dumped on himself, was later found unresponsive and no longer breathing"_
We are almost at the 1st year anniversary for FO 76 and the fucking blunders just won't stop, bethesda's (executives) unwillingness to let the project die and keep trying to squeeze every single drop of ANYTHING this fucking failure has, baffles the Community FOR A FUCKING YEAR!!!! LETS GET THIS BREAD BOIIIISS!!!!
Hey so this popped up on my recommends and the buying of Zenimax/Bethesda seems like a good follow up. Audio podcast listener so hope this comes up this week
Honestly, if they had a single player campaign on one side, and the 76 mode was a separate, survival mode role-playing based multiplayer. It could have been alright.
I don't k ow what those people are going to put on their CV, but I know what people told the guy who wrote Battlefield Earth. "The industry knows it's not your fault, just focus on making the best job possible next time." Which is not as unfair as it could be I guess.
So... Recap on 76 -76 is announced at E3 -Bethesda/Todd Howard said it's Massive Multiplayer. Concerns rise over months of waiting. -Beta is released... 2 weeks before the game's launch. The beta would also uninstall itself, and of course, the beta is shit. -Fallout 76 is released. QUEST STARTED -SO MANY bugs, glitches, and crashes, more than any other game that has ever existed. -Patches barely fixes the game -Dev Room incident -No Human NPCs or any interesting story bits -Cosmetic store in a 60$ game -THE WHOLE DUFFLE BAG SCAM, ranging from Canvas being replaced with nylon, to 500 atoms "makeup", then, having to wait 4-6 months, PLUS, private information being shared during to Bethesda's website also being shit. To this day, people never got there canvas duffle bags. Lawsuits happened as well. -More patches to the game that doesn't do much. -Nuka Cola Rum being changed and delayed. -Cosmetic store now has items that are basically "timesavers" -MAJORITY OF THE BUGS ARE STILL IN THE GAME AFTER 6 MONTHS -E3 2019 rolls on by. New Expansions, like actually adding Human NPC... and a BR... -More timesavers -A 76 leather jacket that looks like shit, sold at a high price. -Game is still a big infested mess. -FINALLY. WE MADE IT TO THIS POINT. Fallout 1st. Which is explained in this video. I am sorry if I did miss any other stories.
I knew zenimax would eventually gut bethesda, but honestly its kinda sad seeing it. ONe of my all time favourite fantasy settings is tes and its probably dead forever. chim I guess.
Fallout 76 is actually a real-life vault experiment.
You joke, but if they get desperate for monetization... I could see Bethesda secretly selling control over the game to some government agency to run social experiments on their customers.
We now live in a Big Data world where a freaking _game company_ has profiles and demographic data about their customers that makes the experimental population even more valuable. You can design some pretty good control groups with that kind of info...
Someday VR is going to get super immersive, that’s when Bethesda reveals the VR tubes are secret cryochambers.
@@Jackboy019 Just like that mission in Fallout 3 where you have to get your Dad out of the VR tube.
Battlion 50 😂 I remember that one, my fav part was the Chinese invasion.
Bethesda is Spanish for "Vault-Tec"
It’s like Bethesda is run by Fantastic.
“They asked if I understood theoretical physics. I said I had a theoretical degree in physics. They said welcome aboard.”
Hopefully they don't put him in charge of a weaponized power plant, haha!
"They asked if I understood Game Design Theory, I said in Theory I understood Game Design.
They said welcome aboard"
Sound a bit parallel to how Todd Howard got to be part of Bethesda. Kinda...
Got the whole of the gaming industry sucking on my teat, and it feels SO GOOD
Bethesda single-handedly caused a class war to happen in the hills of West Virginia.
When "build the wall" becomes a saying unironically associated with your game.
The real class consciousness was the comrades we made along the way.
Build the wall our of the cardboard fallout 76 disks.
@@IPFreelly604 And our nylon bags. And our toxic helmets.
@@lilwyvern4 and our Light Wood Laminate
Todd Howard: "This game has one of the best online communities we've ever seen."
Tell me lies, tell me sweet little lies.~
!!!REMOTE CRAZY TALK ACTIVATION!!!
That's his stand power!
I don't know man. I feel like this deserves some sort of award at this point. What other online gaming community has a LITERAL CLASS WAR?
That subreddit is like a cult
@@kholdkhaos64ray11 EVE Online
I like how the race war is a battle cry while the class war is a determined statement of fact
That sounds almost philosophical
Because race wars are almost incidental and temporary while the class war is forever
"RACE WAR BEGINS NOW!"
"I,say, Chaps, we must engage in a rather large War of Class!"
Every time you walk away from the horse with your stick still firmly in hand, back barely turned, Bethesda comes around and breathes life into the horse in full defiance of you tiring from beating the corpse
“How many times do we have to teach you a lesson old man?”
I have to believe that the Internet Historian is going to do a follow-up video on this mess.
The real question is "when will he have a chance to release it?" Bethesda fucking up is an infinite work in progress.
God I hope he does
he doesnt drop stuff when it's hot, maybe some months after the game is finally abandoned he'll get on it
Yeah, Fallout 76 season 2... I mean, Fallout 1st is giving plenty reasons for another video to be made.
"I paid a hundred dollars for private servers and unlimited item storage, and all I got was this lousy badge"
The badge serves a purpose though, it lets you play in the special "hyper expert" mode where every person without one is trying their best to kill you.
@@TheJaranggigi nazi germany part 2 this time its warrented
Soviet Woolie: The class war starts *NOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWW*
uphold Marxism-Leninism-Woolieism
killing e-segregationists is praxis
Wait is the race war over?
Woolie's ancestor's are smiling upon him.
Anarcho Communism with Maddentown characteristics
Eating the rich is the only true way to win.
It's the only good thing they're worth for.
You can't eat people. That's vandalism
@@jerQCote the technical term is irreparable consumption of company property
Only by eating the heart can you gain the wealth of the rich.
@@Mr_Meatbox "I'm sorry but this executive is not available on the company cafeteria menu as of last week."
Never in my life have i experienced so much joy and happiness from the videogame i have never played. It is a complicated feeling, but not unwelcome one.
Reset the clock each time pat says "Jim Sterling put out a great video"
I hope Pat is getting paid for his weekly advertisement
Don't forget "the guys over at red letter media..."
Crazy Talk in full effect
is this mandom?
Is Jim Sterling such a boring hack because of Crazy Talk?
The idea of premium members being literally punished by the rest of the player base is amazing
I feel that this could inspire a Sociology thesis.
BrazillianCara as a third year sociology major I’ll keep that in mind lol
It wouldn't be the first time in-game events inspired real world sociological study.
Been a while since they''ve last dropped a WKUK reference on the show!
"COME ON, DUDE, CLASS WAR!"
This happens alot in games .
Battlefield five currently has the same issue in which premium elite skins carry over no matter which side or map your on. So you could be some one eyed German general or a some asshole wearing a burning trench coat and be fighting in a Japanese squad . And there is video and footage of people purposely either kicking them out of their squad , or refusing to revive them .
Another a friend mentioned was world of tanks on mobile , in which apparently the Chinese version had a 600$ gold tank which gave you bonus xp and money per match and is one of the best tanks in the game . So people will automatically kill you on sight , including your teammates .
Or Atlas when it was on PC only, the player base was at war with itself between Chinese players and everyone else over the Chinese players en masse griefing non Chinese players (or so I'm told I don't know who fired the first griefing fleet)
cgmaster2 I mean they could just the character they’re using. I haven’t seen that happen in any of the games I’ve played so far but the pacific stuff is great so far
Good, the fiscally irresponsible will be beaten until the lesson is learned.
Bethesda is a zombie horse. No matter how dead, it's always ready for a good beating.
an armored zombie horse*
Wouldn't it be its kink? You are both beating a dead horse and beating a dead horse
Wherefore do these peasants hate us so? Why don't they just *stop being poor??*
Obsidian: Giorno
Outer Wilds:GER (You will never reach the end of criticism)
Bethesda: Diavolo
Fallout 76: King Crimson (Erases the time between testing and release)
Do u mean outer worlds?
@@richnolan2744 GODDAMIT
No he means Golden World, it’s like DIO’s stand but it creates decent games instead of life.
@@tymelthompson4182
I don't know why it's so hard for people to remember; in Outer Wilds you explore worlds, and in Outer Worlds you explore the wilds. Pretty self explanatory stuff.
@@WandererRedux I don't know why it's so hard for people to remember; both of the names of these games sound and look the same and so your brain still mixes them up. Pretty self explanatory stuff.
Living in a time where games should get better over time after release and seeing the opposite is amazing levels of incompetence
post-crusade WOW would like a word with you...
Is it really incompetence? Looking a the trend of sports games and triple A titles being buggy or broken as shit. This is a fucking scam.
Look up Dunning Krueger, you are the definition of projection. Bethesda ain’t even selling what they advertised, that’s the definition of a scam.
You guys always have the best titles.
The thing that gets me the most is that, as pointed out by people on twitter, FO76 is already a "60 dollar" game. This isn't free players versus paying ones, like you get on MMOs, its paying payers versus players who pay more than they do.
Ironically the closest bethesda has gotten to capturing the original spirti of fallout
Too bad shitty russian fallout online project achieved the same earlier and for free. Not even joking.
Literally every release is further and further away from what Fallout used to be. The closest they ever were was Fallout 3. Obsidian obviously was closer to the mark but Bethesda keep straying further away, even with their own IP The Elder Scrolls they keep straying away from what it started out as to go in a more casual direction to attract more people purely for the sake of profit.
*THE CLASS WAR STARTS NOOOOOOOOOOOOW*
Hope the first members get more atoms and benefits, so they can pay for mercenaries to fight back, and there is a real war to develop
"How do I protect my shit? From criminals??"
THE CLASS WAR STARTS NOW!!!
Killer Queen has already reset the clock!
11:14 Man this was a great time to laugh at Bugthesda. As an audio listener to the podcast first, I could absolutely hear Woolie's smile through the audio when he announced the class war. 😂❤
If QA team members put this on their resume, they can use the excuse of "Bethesda's development and production teams don't listen to QA."
I'm glad the three Bs are still going strong to this day :)
Bethesda- standing on the corpse of fall out 76
Bioware- standing on the corpse of anthem
Blizzard- being stood on by china
Big Booty Bitches?
@@BurnTheDemon Outta all of those it's only BioWare I feel sorry for. EA's been draining their blood for years. At this point I just wonder when the kiss of death will finally release them.
@@Abdega I got 'em.
That might have been the best story [REDACTED] ever told.
Man can someone mail pat the stand arrow so he can get crazy talk requiem
With how many times the clocks been reset, I'm suprised Bethesda hasnt bitten the dust.
thunderhogTH ”When I saw the Creation Engine in my history school art book for the first time, how do I say this...”
That jojoke was begging to be told. Good job.
I need young kira with Todd's face plastered on him looking into the Mona Lisa art book saying "it just works"
The Joker would be proud
Richter The D yeah except the Joker wouldn’t play the godforsaken burning Shlock of a game that fallout 76 has been for the past year...
The entire last act of Joker but instead of Clown masks all the rioters wear masks of Todd Coward
Fallout 76 is the true Joker's Trick
@@zigmus00A *God Coward
We live in a settlement
This actually sounds a lot like the separate factions battling it out in the wasteland. Meta bro....
17:23....... Orisa demon skin, man....... I know we are supposed to hate Blizzard. But God damn it i needed it!
Let it not be forgotten that Fallout 76 still uses the old creation engine so haphazardly slapped together that it's more duct tape than engine at this point. What does anyone expect when Bethesda tries to add something new to the thing that barely holds itself together to do the thing it was made for a decade ago?
@@baronvonslambert That's a fair assessment, but what splits this engine from many others is that its design is really just functional at best, and a cornucopia of terrible scripting in all other scenarios. This design, handed off to the B-team of their company, had to be gerry-rigged from single player to a massively multiplayer framework... and everything, quite literally from the ground up in an already shakey design, collapsed in on itself as a result. Rarely do you see a game engine break so hard that it bricks a person's console or device, but the Creation Engine found a way.
I feel pretty bad for Bethesda's QA. As Woolie says, it's impossible for them not to notice this which can only mean they get ignored.
This just in! Fallout 76 now adds $100 yearly pvp aggro generator.
Hardcore mode is locked behind a paywall. Why is this allowed?
You've tried the best, now try 76.
This is LITERRAALLY "Kill The Rich" movement from Joker, being inacted upon Fallout 76
"I'm trying to *not* keep talking about this game...I know how 'dead-horse' this is getting. I'm trying to not bring it up all the time."
Confirmed: Woolie is Mirror-Verse Jim Sterling.
Class wars NOW
The website has a hidden greatness. If you look at the donations to keep the website up the top donors is Todd Howard, Todd Howard's Basement Slave, and Todd Howard's Account.
First it was Fallout 76. Then Cyberpunk 2077. The next big AAA Dumpster Fire™ is going to end in "78"
There still doesn't seem to be any *actual* proof of people attacking each other over this outside of people saying that people are attacking each other over this which is *actually* causing people to attack people over this.
Basically, one asshole did a thing and then it blew up.
Its like the joker movie
The average person is so uncreative that they don't even realize they have Agency until someone else _does the Thing_ first
@@iller3 So what you're saying is, Napkin Theory is correct.
I think we can all agree that the hoodie that shows up at 4:40 is rad.
*clears throat* THE CLASS WAR STARTS NOW!!!!!
The class war starts NOOOOOOW
Is anyone doing a "reset the clock" compilation for, respectively, Anthem and Fallout 76? We need at least one of those after all this shit is over... whenever that is.
The fucked up thing is that the annual sub is normally not newsworthy. Most MMOs will offer a yearly subscription...and paying it is actually a money saver.
Possible Crazy Talk at 11:26
There are free players, because in someplaces, I think it was Germany, they where giving away Fallout 76 for free with p4 controllers or something.
I know a guy who downloaded it on a free week, and they just never revoked his access.
We are close tô see the First Virtual Genocide organised on a online game and that IS FUCKING AEWSOME (someone need to Stream when It happens)
"Here's the part where I have to be Woolie..." When is Woolie not Woolie???
To any and all people who have a big employment gap, here is my advice to you if employers ask, say you needed to take time off to help a mom or dad or brother deal with a death in the family. Build it up, say that your uncle was super important to that person and they were wrecked, but make sure you don't say your mom died, you can have a ton of uncles and aunts I had 10 at peak
Why would someone explicitly say they worked on Fallout 76? That's obvious, a broken game with zero effort on the making that still managed to make money for almost a year? EA, UBI and 2K would die for a staff like that
Why spend time and money on advertising when a bigger company with a rival product is doing it so poorly that you look better by comparison? Bethesda is basically doing free advertising for Obsidian and it's hilarious!
They've been doing this genre poorly for years, it's about time they saw some competition.
It's like you say "it can't get any worse than this" and a QA employee walks in and smashes the servers.
Wonder if the reason pat is always wrong about things 90 percent of the time is because he only watches jim sterling videos.
Oh shit, you've cracked the code!
It's either Sterling, Red Letter Media or a random guy somewhere. Pat's mind goblins poison his ability to watch and seek out good reviewers and sources.
Armchair QA should a series of videos by itself.
Talk to me about this when we get October Revolution LARP sessions in this game. Probably would be pretty easy raid to set up.
How can you be a merchant in a game where you can duplicate items and access the dev room
I didn't know Wakka had a reddit account
Chewie and Fuckface go on Chapo
That yin yang wolf hoodie kinda kicks ass. . .
i would love to see the bug database for 76
_"Authorities were Shocked when a man who signed a Disclaimer to have 3 tons of Filing Cabinets dumped on himself, was later found unresponsive and no longer breathing"_
Big list of "shit's fucked. Just, it-it's just fucked"
First race wars in Final Fantasy and now this.
Did Woolie just pull out a Whitest Kids U'Know reference? 13:00
We game in a society
Aint no war like a Class War
Bethesda has a 60 card deck of one "Fallout trash fire" and 59 monster reborn.
can't stop fist pumping the air at how ridiculous this is
If this isn't a major bookmark in the class action lawsuit I don't know what is
Ah yes here it is!
We are almost at the 1st year anniversary for FO 76 and the fucking blunders just won't stop, bethesda's (executives) unwillingness to let the project die and keep trying to squeeze every single drop of ANYTHING this fucking failure has, baffles the Community FOR A FUCKING YEAR!!!! LETS GET THIS BREAD BOIIIISS!!!!
Hey so this popped up on my recommends and the buying of Zenimax/Bethesda seems like a good follow up. Audio podcast listener so hope this comes up this week
It feels like a Firefest 'F the rich kids' kinda deal
The Class War Starts Now!
It’s not a dead horse if the horse keeps reanimating and doing something new and dumber than before.
Bethesda Fuckup 2: Irradiated Boogaloo
Todd why is there gentrification in my mmo
Honestly, if they had a single player campaign on one side, and the 76 mode was a separate, survival mode role-playing based multiplayer. It could have been alright.
At this point I am anticipating the next shit storm for 76😂
Pat looks like he's 50 years old in this.
anyone has the gated communities twitter thread?
Outer Worlds straight up nuked Fallout from orbit.
I don't k ow what those people are going to put on their CV, but I know what people told the guy who wrote Battlefield Earth.
"The industry knows it's not your fault, just focus on making the best job possible next time."
Which is not as unfair as it could be I guess.
"Todd Howard starts a class war"
So... Recap on 76
-76 is announced at E3
-Bethesda/Todd Howard said it's Massive Multiplayer. Concerns rise over months of waiting.
-Beta is released... 2 weeks before the game's launch. The beta would also uninstall itself, and of course, the beta is shit.
-Fallout 76 is released. QUEST STARTED
-SO MANY bugs, glitches, and crashes, more than any other game that has ever existed.
-Patches barely fixes the game
-Dev Room incident
-No Human NPCs or any interesting story bits
-Cosmetic store in a 60$ game
-THE WHOLE DUFFLE BAG SCAM, ranging from Canvas being replaced with nylon, to 500 atoms "makeup", then, having to wait 4-6 months, PLUS, private information being shared during to Bethesda's website also being shit. To this day, people never got there canvas duffle bags. Lawsuits happened as well.
-More patches to the game that doesn't do much.
-Nuka Cola Rum being changed and delayed.
-Cosmetic store now has items that are basically "timesavers"
-MAJORITY OF THE BUGS ARE STILL IN THE GAME AFTER 6 MONTHS
-E3 2019 rolls on by. New Expansions, like actually adding Human NPC... and a BR...
-More timesavers
-A 76 leather jacket that looks like shit, sold at a high price.
-Game is still a big infested mess.
-FINALLY. WE MADE IT TO THIS POINT. Fallout 1st. Which is explained in this video.
I am sorry if I did miss any other stories.
Woolie making a Whitest Kids reference makes me grin from ear to ear
10:30 So 4Chan was more professional than Bethesda?
THE CLASS WAR STARTS NOW
t. Woolie
Bethesda has imagined my state as a giant ever-growing trashfire, all they need now is opiates and it'll be a 1 to 1 representation.
This game is becoming a bigger dead horse than Joshua Graham
"Paraiah are a feature."
Did woolie just slip in an Assassin's Greed?
I knew zenimax would eventually gut bethesda, but honestly its kinda sad seeing it. ONe of my all time favourite fantasy settings is tes and its probably dead forever. chim I guess.
Omg of course 4chan got domain names 😂😂
14:05 Clip This