PDolan I seriously hope we can get the groundswell in order for a full LP, these guys love schlock, and this game tries so hard to edit every shot as hype as possible. This is the game the Zaibatsu would probably make.
DeadEye935 I can only see that working if you're trying to intentionally be funny or goofy about it. Like, as a parody. Otherwise, it's just really annoying and jarring.
***** Apparently, publishers have come to the conclusion that we don't like cheesy variety games in the States. If it turns out market research backs that up, I'm going be really sad.
Jeedy Jay i would be confused if it did cause i think america is the cheesiest place there is i mean this game is litraly based on american culture like disaster
Munchinator777 yeah, It's called GioGio's bizarre adventure: Golden whirlwind. It's a game where you can play as spice girls and go "WANNABEEEEEEEEEE" while punching things super hard and fast.
My evil plan to make them do a full lp of Phantasmagoria 2 is almost complete. First we start with maximum chase, then we get them to play sewer shark. If we're luck Pumpkinhead 2 Bloodwings along the way. Welcome to FMV Hell my friends!
***** I would love a Mystery Box of Phantasmagoria 2, if I remember right wasn't Spoony's playthrough long as hell so I don't think the zaibatsu would spend that long on a point and click.
***** Eh, Phantasmagoria 2 is too good, despite some goofy moments, the story is actually pretty solid and the acting is decent (for an FMV game). Now Phantasmagoria 1 on the other hand...
Oh gawd we totally need a pic of the Best Friends Spicebatzu. Roles practically write themselves. Woolie as Scary, Liam as Baby Pat as Ginger Matt as Sporty and Zach as Posh.
To be fair to Woolie, British law expressly forbids us from talking about Crazy Spice, or acknowledging her existence in any way after *_the incident._* [shudder] So many bodies...
There is no maximum chase in a Chevy S10. More of a maximum meander with high rollover risk. It should have been the final chase with the slow, dying feeling of watching Snake crawl through the microwave hallway.
As someone from criminal land AKA Australia, I can also confirm that the idea of a u-ey isn't just a Canadian thing. The phrase usually used here is we would "chuck a u-ey" aha.
Woolie seems like the type of guy that would like cars. He mentioned his opinion on the Nissan Z and GT. I wonder if he's test driven the new Nissan Super that just came out. It should be replacing the GT.
If memory serves, the UK uses MPH as well as KPH, like how they use both Celsius and Fahrenheit; ie, they them confusingly interchangeably but one is official.
Michael Mancuso Only 3 countries in the world use it as a official measurement unit, USA, Liberia and Myanmar/Burma (This might have changed/is going to change for Liberia and Burma). There a few countries that officially use metric, but imperial system is "allowed"/ still used by the public.
11:00 - "Quick, take the wheel!" * Does convoluted seat switch over the center console. * Continues steering from the passenger seat for the rest of the cutscene.
MOAAAAAAARRRR Give us more of this delight!!!!, the old ones, buried in the comentary box of youtube make a call, filled with death and insanity, and only the most extreme chase will send them back into the void.
So the car progressions goes from a Camyonero to an S10? Is the final level a gray-primer painted Nova with a rusted out muffler and transmission problems?
You know, you guys were saying that it's horrible that the woman in this has so many screams... but I actually know more than a couple women who will be super competent in a pinch, but will be incredibly loud while they're doing it. It's kind of awesome.
Love how they point out that the guy who runs the diner drives a sporty Nissan completely forgetting that the main character is a traffic cop who drives a freakin' Camaro.
The on foot chases need to be pretty much the same as the car ones with people running beside you shoving you and them exploding into flames when you shove them in the front of a pedestrian
Just a note to show how much these devs care: In the cutscene for the opening gameplay, before the "I just washed my car!" comment, the right mirror is shot. Notice that it isn't there when the game begins. Attention to detail, everybody.
![HIWWHEE | OHM [Official MV]](http://i.ytimg.com/vi/OJJLtTLqLag/mqdefault.jpg)
You guys forgot the "Part 1" in the thumbnail.
PDolan I seriously hope we can get the groundswell in order for a full LP, these guys love schlock, and this game tries so hard to edit every shot as hype as possible. This is the game the Zaibatsu would probably make.
Absolute Travis T I second this.
Lee Brocklebank I second your second. Pat blew up a fucking APC with a pistol in this game. I need more.
Come on guys full lp come on go now
PDolan i actually want a full play through of this.....
This probably one the best Mystrey Box episodes they've made. ITS A FUCKIN MAXIMUM CHASE!!
One of these days, there should be a Superbestfriendcast sleepover pajama-rama party dancing all night extreme maximum chrono phantasm extend.
Featuring Dante for the Devil May Cry series.
Kokujolong & Knuckles
Kokujolong + A: Revelations Chronicles
Kokujolong Fuck 14 minutes late.
***** Suckles*
Ohhh, so the whole Zaibatsu is in this segment of Mystery Box. The hyper reality is blowing my mind!
Now we can summon Shenron.
Robo-Brinks And what shall we wish for?
AfroMetalMizu A Dragon Age LP.
Robo-Brinks Really? Before Dragon Quest 9?
AfroMetalMizu They must suffer with an LP that will never end...100+ Parts....
I dunno, I kinda like the idea of a woman who cries and screams all the time, but is also a badass that does everything super good.
nickreilly72 My DREAMS DESTROYED
nickreilly72 Well, she wasn't a badass. Nor did she do anything super good.
DeadEye935 I can only see that working if you're trying to intentionally be funny or goofy about it. Like, as a parody. Otherwise, it's just really annoying and jarring.
nickreilly72 Team Ninja will rot in hell for doing that to Metroid.
nickreilly72 Her mitochondrias are acting up again!
Matt=Sporty Spice
Pat=Ginger Spice
Woolie=Scary Spice
Liam=Baby Spice
Small=Posh Spice
lolbuttzeph I'm gonna sleep well tonight.
The only thing this game is missing is some Eurobeat.
AfroMetalMizu Nothing could EVER "miss" Eurobeat.
AfroMetalMizu Remember Me...
NIGHT OF FIRE
Is this the prequel to Kung Fury?
Yea. Except Kung Fury was this on purpose.
Just like Disaster: Day of Crisis, I would have bought this game DAY 1 if it were sold in the US.
Good job, Microsoft
***** I'm sorry, did I just see charged bullets?
Y U NO LIKE MONEY, MS?
***** Apparently, publishers have come to the conclusion that we don't like cheesy variety games in the States. If it turns out market research backs that up, I'm going be really sad.
Jeedy Jay i would be confused if it did cause i think america is the cheesiest place there is i mean this game is litraly based on american culture like disaster
Zephyr Umbra It's a Japanese _idea_ of American culture. I don't think there's any country with a more flattering view of us than Japan.
Oh no I started thinking of Metal Wolf Chaos again... the trifecta is complete.
THE WUMMIEST TUMMIES ON TH-cam!
What in the actual fuck is this game...?
God, there's more lens flares in this than a J.J. Abrams film.
I was thinking Steven Speilburg(I don't know how to spell is last name)
***** The flares almost hurt my eyes.
Joshua Newton Haha yeah.. Makes me think of that Jurassic Park review by Nostalgia Critic. Spielberg light fetish.
That's the Overflare.
Andrew Sprankton IT'S *HYPER REALISTIC!*
Spice Girls: The Playthrough
Munchinator777 Spice World: The Watchening.
Munchinator777 AND KNUCKLES
Munchinator777 yeah, It's called GioGio's bizarre adventure: Golden whirlwind. It's a game where you can play as spice girls and go "WANNABEEEEEEEEEE" while punching things super hard and fast.
Munchinator777 Ginger Spice was the only actual spice in the Spice Girls!
Munchinator777 "my favorite spice girl is crazy spice" -woolie
"Cause cars run on energy!"
"No they don't."
*PAT NO.*
Liam may be gone, but he will never be forgotten. He'll continue to gun jump in our hearts forever
31:46 - Can we just take a moment to appreciate the fact that they're driving on FUCKING LAVA
Artwood It's a movie set
Still though, lava
Artwood Magma
Artwood Shut up thou,you love it,you love it!
Woolie: Salty Spice.
American actors, American cars, American city. Kilometers/hour.
Truly the most American game.
Pat's reaction to "Lummy Tummy" was the best thing ever.
Yo, that was totally Robert Baldwin in that truck at 16:30! Glad to see KyoryuCyan got his start right.
That is Jackie Sharp from House of Cards... She's come a long way.
Don't get a wummy-tummy on your gully-gully.
THE AMOUNT OF LENS FLARES IS OVERLOADING THE SYSTEM!
This is so much better than the expected boring ass Snailboot with Woolie.
I just lost my shit when Woolie said wuumy tummy ache and Pat said you're fucking fired! Lmao!
My evil plan to make them do a full lp of Phantasmagoria 2 is almost complete. First we start with maximum chase, then we get them to play sewer shark. If we're luck Pumpkinhead 2 Bloodwings along the way. Welcome to FMV Hell my friends!
***** I would love a Mystery Box of Phantasmagoria 2, if I remember right wasn't Spoony's playthrough long as hell so I don't think the zaibatsu would spend that long on a point and click.
***** Eh, Phantasmagoria 2 is too good, despite some goofy moments, the story is actually pretty solid and the acting is decent (for an FMV game). Now Phantasmagoria 1 on the other hand...
Absolute Travis T Its absolute gold so yeah its worth it.
Jordan Etherington When was the last time you watched that?
***** Phantasmagoria 2? A month or so, I think.
people die when they are killed.
Best line in anime history
We...we need more of this in our lives. Please Best Friends! CONTINUE!
"Look! Tatsuo Shimamura fucking did it!"
Gotta love Matt's over-the-top reactions.
I was not ready for this. I WAS NOT READY FOR THIS GAME.
THE HYPEST REALITY ON TH-cam!
The "Hyper Realism" looks so much like the flashy stuff from the Scott Pilgrim movie.
This is 'The Amazing Bulk' of gaming.
I love it.
I like how that vegas sequence showed the timeline of movie styles, a subtle road, jurassic park, flashy cheesy vegas, then michael bay at the end
I hope Woolie's wittle wummy tummy feels better soon.
32:50 Woolie, your man card is revoked after that
FULL LP!
This is one of very few Mystery Box episodes I've watched all the way through.
Chris Benoit's ghost confirmed new 4th member of the Zaibatsu, R.I.P. Wool.
Dude, benoit's been the phantom 5th man for a while now... His commentary in "ride to hell" was a hoot
This and Urban Chaos are games I kinda wish would get the Metal Wolf Chaos XD treatment and be updated and released on Steam/GOG.
Everyone agrees, a full play through of this is needed.
The best version of "hyper reality" is the helicopter scene in Who Killed Captain Alex.
This is legitimately the best SBFP video so far.
CatPat is the hypest member of the Zaibatsu!
Never got that full LP :(
From the beginning of time, video games always strived to be a movie.
FULL LETS PLAY LETS GO GET HYPE!
6:30 How did Matt resist the temptation to shout "Rolling STAAAAAART!!!"
Oh gawd we totally need a pic of the Best Friends Spicebatzu.
Roles practically write themselves.
Woolie as Scary,
Liam as Baby
Pat as Ginger
Matt as Sporty
and Zach as Posh.
Sporty Spice
Ranmaru Richu She aged the best i feel.
Ranmaru Richu MY MAN
To be fair to Woolie, British law expressly forbids us from talking about Crazy Spice, or acknowledging her existence in any way after *_the incident._* [shudder] So many bodies...
The part where she takes over driving is how I imagine driving is for asian women all the time.
22:40 Rick, Hurt me more! Drive by shooting, it's the basis of all Maximum Chases!
There is no maximum chase in a Chevy S10. More of a maximum meander with high rollover risk. It should have been the final chase with the slow, dying feeling of watching Snake crawl through the microwave hallway.
This fucking deserves a full LP!
I actually really liked those cutscenes, the camp made it even better....
_Send help_
Woolie Fired: Confirmed
this must be what led to the solo performance of Reboot
Truly the best Sega CD game never made... for the Sega CD.
"Wow, those cutscene graphics are really good... Oh..."
You can't dangle this treasure in front of us and not expect anyone to want more!!!
As someone from criminal land AKA Australia, I can also confirm that the idea of a u-ey isn't just a Canadian thing. The phrase usually used here is we would "chuck a u-ey" aha.
Woolie seems like the type of guy that would like cars. He mentioned his opinion on the Nissan Z and GT. I wonder if he's test driven the new Nissan Super that just came out. It should be replacing the GT.
6:30
Sick Hydro Thunder reference.
Just made my day.
If memory serves, the UK uses MPH as well as KPH, like how they use both Celsius and Fahrenheit; ie, they them confusingly interchangeably but one is official.
Michael Mancuso Only 3 countries in the world use it as a official measurement unit, USA, Liberia and Myanmar/Burma (This might have changed/is going to change for Liberia and Burma). There a few countries that officially use metric, but imperial system is "allowed"/ still used by the public.
Hopit Inches are standard for certain types of hardware, too.
Michael Mancuso All I know is Jeremy Clarkson usually uses mph.
Woolie is Scary Spice? New lore.
CANT HANDLE THIS MAXIMUM SUNLIGHT YELLOW OVERDRIVE
Need to see a full playthrough! This is amazing!
11:00 - "Quick, take the wheel!"
* Does convoluted seat switch over the center console.
* Continues steering from the passenger seat for the rest of the cutscene.
MOAAAAAAARRRR
Give us more of this delight!!!!, the old ones, buried in the comentary box of youtube make a call, filled with death and insanity, and only the most extreme chase will send them back into the void.
I wonder what it would be like if we lived in a hyper "realistic" world
a fucking nightmare
HAHAHA I REMEMBER SEEING THIS REVIEWED BY ADAM SESSLER ON X-PLAY! That "Camaro, mayn!" line always cracks me up
Wow, just wow.
Now you have to get Wreckless in the Mystery Box, if you don't already own it, Matt.
That is the most 90's Japanese arcade game dialogue i have ever heard.
Holy fuck, Phantasmagoria guy, Silent Scope narrators and HYPER REALITY. This game has it all.
So the car progressions goes from a Camyonero to an S10?
Is the final level a gray-primer painted Nova with a rusted out muffler and transmission problems?
Remember that time Crazy Spice stot all those chavs with a musket?
This deserves a full playtrough
FULL "LETS PLAY" OF THIS GAME PLEASE.....all the people everywhere are demanding it!!!!!
My parents talk about 'Yuies' and they grew up in South Africa.
You know, you guys were saying that it's horrible that the woman in this has so many screams... but I actually know more than a couple women who will be super competent in a pinch, but will be incredibly loud while they're doing it. It's kind of awesome.
You know what this game needs? The Shagohod Chase music from Metal Gear Solid 3.
Speaking of bizarre phobias, did you know that the Undertaker is terrified of cucumbers?
Woolie was the lost Spice Girl *CONFIRMED*!
Love how they point out that the guy who runs the diner drives a sporty Nissan completely forgetting that the main character is a traffic cop who drives a freakin' Camaro.
Right wing mirror remained shot off from cutscene to gameplay. 10/10.
PLEASE, I want a full LP!
This maybe the greatest game you guys have ever played
Holy shit the guy whose vehicle they take is Kyoryu Cyan's actor from Kyoryuger!!!!!!!
This still ain't Drift Girls, but damn it's pretty close.
This needs to be a full lp! oh and the UK totally uses MPH, it's the one imperial unit we still use :P
This game alone is better than the whole Fast and Furious franchise together.
I need a full playthrough of this badly.
And in this episode Woolie continues to show his complete lack of Knowledge of things he claims to be Knowledgeable of.
I'd legitimately watch a full LP of this...
27:04
Chase....... OFF!
Come on Matt, get your Game Face/Off
The on foot chases need to be pretty much the same as the car ones with people running beside you shoving you and them exploding into flames when you shove them in the front of a pedestrian
Dragon Kick It needs to be like the pepsi man game
I could have lived the rest of my life not knowing about this game...
...but it would have been a hollow existence at best. Domo Arigato, Zaibatsu!
Just a note to show how much these devs care:
In the cutscene for the opening gameplay, before the "I just washed my car!" comment, the right mirror is shot. Notice that it isn't there when the game begins. Attention to detail, everybody.
Fu-Ull Playthrough
Clap clap clapclapclap
Yeah, I agree with Pat. You're fired, Woolie >:|
Yes Woolie, some of us do say U-ie here in the US when referring to a U turn.
Best part was the spice girls talk in the middle. Woolie can't remember the Spice Girl names despite being one in the past.