My only concern is that when so many mystery boxes show up close together, I think viewership will fall. If they want this to be successful, make it sporadic and almost random.
Day 11: The forces of the Mystery Box keep entering our dimension at incredible speeds. Their resolve is unlimited, their motivation unknown. Woolie senpai did what he could to keep them at bay with the full power of the Woolie Hole, but the invading forces were able to overpower him in a couple of hours. It's clear that the Mystery Box will not stop until it is able to consume everything... God help us all
Mago The Snowman Day 16: Following clues found in ancient scrolls recovered by Woolie from the mysterious land of Grenada, Pat travels to an ancient underground temple deep beneath Montreal in search for the origins of the Mystery Box and the source of its incredible powers. However, upon finding the temple, which had been sealed off millennia ago with strong magical wards, all Pat could find there was a PS4 game box labelled Silent Hills. With sweaty, shivering fingers, Pat opens the box... finding no disc; just a poorly-Photoshopped image of Satoshi Sakamoto sodomizing Hideo Kojima.
Can't physically get scarier than DK mode. Fun fact: I once beat Arkham Origins on I Am the Night mode with the 1980's skin and big head mode. Let us say that tears were shed before I beat it on my seventh or so try.
***** I'm just going to guess you have a PC version. Cause on my 360 version the only decade related version I had heard of in Origins was the 1960's costume aka Adam West batsuit.
I remember playing this game when I was a kid, my cousin would always put on a cheat code that would make everyone have a big head, every time I would die laughing.
You know, this game started out kind of charming. I liked that at museum location. It's rather nice looking. But BOY does it wear out its welcome quickly.
Fat Larry was the Seventh of the Blades to protect Emperor Uriel Septim IV, earning his name for his vile, yet effective intimidation tactic of subduing and taking enemy forces hostage, and eating their leader alive in front of them, later strapping them blindfolded and bound to the back of horse, and letting it drag them where it may until they escaped.
The best thing about Mystery Box is that shit games bring the best comedic value out of Pat and being one-offs makes them different enough. Dead-inside Pat is the best Pat.
WHAT. DEKALB, ILLINOIS?! THAT'S MY LEGIT HOMETOWN. WHAT?! This is weirder than when it showed up in Changeling and At Any Price. Thankfully, no one saw those movies.
Hey you know what needs to be on Mystery Box? The Return of Matt Hazard! The terrible parody of every game! If ya Blinx too quick, you'd missed the puns!
Matt and Pat have played too many good games recently, I'd forgotten what it was like to see them freaking out at a game that's incredibly broken and falling to pieces.
I had Die Hard Vendetta on the gamecube and was the first game that taught me that your gun is 100 times smaller than the guys head your pointing it at up close.
Daniel creg I'm sure they wrote it as a joke, but I actually agree. The Witcher games always kind of bored me in just moments of starting for what's supposed to be taken as a "serious" game, where as at least Neptunia is just a dumb game, made to be a dumb game, and is it's own biggest parody; that only gets dumber and more self-aware with each passing game (even to the point of making fun of how unpopular and hated some characters are in their own game). I'd be willing to bet Liam was joking too, but I'd definitely prefer to play Nep Neps xD
Thug Dizzle Most of the series entries are middling quality, bright and colorful, fairly standard JRPGs with a not-insignificant emphasis on grinding for various things (rep, levels, materials, etc). The draw of the games, largely, is the amusing, tropey yet self aware nature of the characters and them poking fun at the industry, some 4th wall breaking, and a lot of references. If that sounds like your thing, I suggest getting Neptunia Mk2 or Neptunia Victory for PS3. If you have a Vita, Neptunia ReBirth 1. Stay away from the original Hyperdimension Neptunia for PS3 though, that game is atrocious and I'm amazed, and grateful, that it got another entry afterwards, let alone started such a sprawling franchise.
Would it be possible for you guys to do some hidden gems videos for older systems? Let all of the Best Friends pick a few of their favorite systems and talk about lesser-known games they like? And if I'm an idiot, and you already done videos like that, let me know.
I'm surprised that Pat didn't tell the story of how he shot a kid and led to his Twinkie addiction. It was dark out and he had a ray gun that looked real enough. This game is still better than a Good Day to Die Hard.
Liam - "Eventually this channel will just turn into 14 Mystery Boxes a week."
*a couple of weeks later*
Well then...
You say that like it's a bad thing. I think there at there strongest when they riff on one offs like this.
Zold - LP i recenzje gier (PC, PS2, PS3, PS4) He was not wrong.
He also name-dropped Blinx but there is no sign of that
This is my favorite current thing that the Zaibsatsu is doing.
My only concern is that when so many mystery boxes show up close together, I think viewership will fall. If they want this to be successful, make it sporadic and almost random.
Giant heads and people exploding, that's what looking through the eyes of Bruce Willis feels like.
The Pickles Bravo sir, bravo.
Day 11:
The forces of the Mystery Box keep entering our dimension at incredible speeds. Their resolve is unlimited, their motivation unknown.
Woolie senpai did what he could to keep them at bay with the full power of the Woolie Hole, but the invading forces were able to overpower him in a couple of hours.
It's clear that the Mystery Box will not stop until it is able to consume everything...
God help us all
Day 11: Still no sign of Blinx.
Mago The Snowman
Day 16:
Following clues found in ancient scrolls recovered by Woolie from the mysterious land of Grenada, Pat travels to an ancient underground temple deep beneath Montreal in search for the origins of the Mystery Box and the source of its incredible powers.
However, upon finding the temple, which had been sealed off millennia ago with strong magical wards, all Pat could find there was a PS4 game box labelled Silent Hills. With sweaty, shivering fingers, Pat opens the box... finding no disc; just a poorly-Photoshopped image of Satoshi Sakamoto sodomizing Hideo Kojima.
Mago The Snowman Next Episode: "Mystery Box Defeated"
12:10 Truly, this game was balanced for lean!
Blinx is balanced for lean
Not really but play it
Eduardo Lopez Stop talking about blinx!
***** No keep talking about Blinx
D4C blinx is sick omfg
Did Woolie test all of these? Is week of Woolie hidden in mystery box?
Is Blinx?
***** Blinx is the realest game ever.
Punished Snake Aren't you always in a mystery box with you axe body spray
Every time there is a Mystery Box that isn't Vexx I get sad.
i feel the same way about bible black.
HB791 When is the Lets Watch already
***** I haven''t played Vexx since my youngest cousin was shorter than me. He also made me play Predator: Concrete Jungle.
***** I know.
AntChodeny
God Hand and Rising Zan.
"A Maelstrom of Blood and Bullets" is the both the name AND the cover art of my next metal album.
Seriously, are we EVER gonna get to Bible Black, or is this their Emergency Final Fantasy VII HD Strategy?
Or BLINX?
It seems like Lucy has...
_puts on sunglasses_
...got some 'splainin' to do.
...sandbagged...
Wasted Potential *Throws sandbags*
Am I doin' it right?
Karl Shenkenfelder Bet we could build it faster than Plague's fence.
Karl Shenkenfelder And hire some Mexicans.
This Bruce Willis looks and sounds like grey Henry Rollins.
Geremy Tibbles Rollins would be a pretty good choice if you wanted to cast the lead in a satirical action movie.
Geremy Tibbles Henry Rollins will always be better than Seth Rollins.
Yep, Reginald VelJohnson (AKA Carl Winslow) is the only actor from the Die Hard franchise who reprised his role for this thing.
SemiJuggalo Hey, dude's gotta eat.
These past two mystery boxes have just been behind the scenes/bloopers for Two Best Friends.
All the juices they left out that is. The friend juices.
Saw Mystery Box video = :D
Saw Sierra Logo = :)
Saw Fox logo = :\
Saw Die Hard Title = :D
Saw start screen = :|
Saw in game content = :( .....then XD
this reminds me of the old machinima videos, and that is a good thing
25:44
Sniper on the roof, *picks up shotgun*
Two Best Friends = DSP
Null The first thing that came to my mind.
Null As well as Pat's DPS obsession.
Null You mean the gun that the game gave them...
Hilariously awful is so much better than tragically mediocre.
I feel like Mystery Box should be a "One a Week" sort of thing
"witness me!" Lol I lost my shit when matt yelled that. Such a great movie
...So this is amazing. This episode of the mystery box actually really reminds me of their original stuff.
Even if the Mystery Box is bad, the intros get me every time. I watch these just for that intro, and nothing more
This is the kind of quality content I look for in my mystery box
Why the fuck is everyone's heads giant in the second level holy shit.
Oh ok they turned on big head. That was terrifying for a while.
Can't physically get scarier than DK mode.
Fun fact: I once beat Arkham Origins on I Am the Night mode with the 1980's skin and big head mode.
Let us say that tears were shed before I beat it on my seventh or so try.
Blackleaf yeah I got to this part and was thinking WHY ARE THEY NOT FREAKING OUT MORE AT THIS
Kieran Leah 1980's skin?
***** I'm just going to guess you have a PC version. Cause on my 360 version the only decade related version I had heard of in Origins was the 1960's costume aka Adam West batsuit.
The Mystery Box has has a weirdly disproportionate number of Bruce Willis games.
Confirmed: It WAS Carl Winslow A.K.A. Reginald VelJohnson doing the voice for Powell (IMDB).
I remember playing this game when I was a kid, my cousin would always put on a cheat code that would make everyone have a big head, every time I would die laughing.
This Mystery Box train is going nuts!
You know, this game started out kind of charming. I liked that at museum location. It's rather nice looking. But BOY does it wear out its welcome quickly.
Full let's play guys! The universe needs it
That's no lady, that's a space station!
Tom Krystinik what did you say about my mother?!
loving the large amount of mystery box variety lately.
Honestly, that run and gun style with the pistols didn't look too bad. I'd play it.
Hey man, Nep Neps are the best, don't diss.
Nep/Nep would Nep again.
Fat Larry was the Seventh of the Blades to protect Emperor Uriel Septim IV, earning his name for his vile, yet effective intimidation tactic of subduing and taking enemy forces hostage, and eating their leader alive in front of them, later strapping them blindfolded and bound to the back of horse, and letting it drag them where it may until they escaped.
this is what it means to be early? It feels...... * *FABULOUS* *
John: "Gunshots? Lucy!"
Me, in Naked Snake voice: "Poison! Paramedic!"
I've got to say - they certainly knew how to name the difficulty settings in their Die Hard game.
Everything about this game looks butt... BUT slow-mo activates Ode to Joy? 10/10.
So many mysteries! What a mysterious upload schedule.
every game now must have a exploding fist mode
3 years later and 21:25 still has me dying from laughter
The best thing about Mystery Box is that shit games bring the best comedic value out of Pat and being one-offs makes them different enough.
Dead-inside Pat is the best Pat.
Oh god, so many mystery boxes.
I am drowning in all this mystery.
Oh my god I spent so much of my GC years playing this game, I need to play it again! FOR NOSTALGIA!!!!!!!!!!!
I can't handle all this mystery, guys.
I fucking lost it when Matt said Carl Winslow looked like a California Raisin
Do Witcher 3
You did Bloodborne.
Or did you? ⚈‿⚈
El Mooo im not sure they did
Do BLINX goddamit!
*****
Gorgeous and handsome?
No! Do Nep-Nep!
I love when Pat is all lazy and depressed, it brings me back to the good old times.
Every mystery box I'm like "Please be Vexx... Oh lord please"
Matt & Pat's first day on the force ended with several civilian casualties due to Pat's tiny custom guns.
Matt for a sweet revolver though.
What worries me is how they're numbering this series. It's not just #11. No, no. It's #011. There are dangerous implications there.
Wow 2 Bruce Willis games in 1 week ? It's like die hard Christmas !
WHAT.
DEKALB, ILLINOIS?!
THAT'S MY LEGIT HOMETOWN.
WHAT?!
This is weirder than when it showed up in Changeling and At Any Price. Thankfully, no one saw those movies.
Let's be honest here, if I had I 60 bucks to my name, which I don't, I'd absolutely get Nep Nep over Witcher 3, no question.
This cements how good Die Hard on NES actually is.
21:25
oh no! I'm beginning to have flashbacks to that creepy doctor guy from D4!
YO, it's the reign of the Mystery Box.
The Medkit: brought to you by the friendly folks who gave you "The Pickles!"
I love how they clearly turned some cheats on but Pat's acting dumbfounded and Matt's saying nothing.
"Holy shit McClane's gone crazy! It's almost like he's a loose cannon or something!"
I feel the masochistic need for Lair to be on Mystery Box.
I saw that Sierra logo and I thought "TRIBES!" I was disappointed.
I personally welcome our lord and savior Mystery Box-senpai-ramasama.
Man, I was wheezing throughout this video.
So many Mystery boxes!!!!
I am drowning in all this mystery!!!!
Help...
Eventually the actors from Expendables will get so old that they'll have to make more Ghostbusters movies.
pat : 'THE JOHN'S RIGHT HERE!!!! ...see what i did there?' hahahahah
Bruce Willis needs to be the main character in more games.
I love the idea of Mystery Box
It's official: Die Hard is Pat's Face/Off.
Hey you know what needs to be on Mystery Box?
The Return of Matt Hazard! The terrible parody of every game! If ya Blinx too quick, you'd missed the puns!
Exploding punches!? Holy shit. That is an awesome cheat.
Holy shit... I had no idea this game existed. For a second I thought you guys were playing Trilogy on the Playstation. Wow.
Kinda want a full lp of this
Man they be churning out these mystery boxes
Matt and Pat have played too many good games recently, I'd forgotten what it was like to see them freaking out at a game that's incredibly broken and falling to pieces.
"You're quite attractive...for a John Mcclain."
Pat sounds like's hollowing out the more he plays this game. Luckily he popped an Effigy when he passed the controller to Matt.
Dammit! I saw Sierra and Fox and started getting hype for Alien VS Predator. Much sadness.
Hearing pat say nep-nep just sounds weird.
I would agree that Link is Russian but there is no green in Russia! There is only gray and a slightly lighter shade of gray
In celebration of Predator for MKX, they should play Alien Vs Predator (2000) for the PC.
That game was badass. It didn't even need a shotgun.
This channel should just turn into mainly being Mystery Box episodes jfc
Did this game just _forget_ that Big Head Mode is supposed to be a cheat?
I had Die Hard Vendetta on the gamecube and was the first game that taught me that your gun is 100 times smaller than the guys head your pointing it at up close.
We need more Magus.
Finally, a good game on the channel.
13:45
Pat is the bravest babby confirmed.
Nep Neps > Witcher 3.
Daniel creg Bitcher 3 worst girl Nep Nep best grill
Daniel creg I'm sure they wrote it as a joke, but I actually agree. The Witcher games always kind of bored me in just moments of starting for what's supposed to be taken as a "serious" game, where as at least Neptunia is just a dumb game, made to be a dumb game, and is it's own biggest parody; that only gets dumber and more self-aware with each passing game (even to the point of making fun of how unpopular and hated some characters are in their own game). I'd be willing to bet Liam was joking too, but I'd definitely prefer to play Nep Neps xD
Sylverias it isnt hard to be better then a witcher game
Chie Satonaka Would someone without an anime avatar like the Neptunia games?
Thug Dizzle Most of the series entries are middling quality, bright and colorful, fairly standard JRPGs with a not-insignificant emphasis on grinding for various things (rep, levels, materials, etc). The draw of the games, largely, is the amusing, tropey yet self aware nature of the characters and them poking fun at the industry, some 4th wall breaking, and a lot of references.
If that sounds like your thing, I suggest getting Neptunia Mk2 or Neptunia Victory for PS3. If you have a Vita, Neptunia ReBirth 1. Stay away from the original Hyperdimension Neptunia for PS3 though, that game is atrocious and I'm amazed, and grateful, that it got another entry afterwards, let alone started such a sprawling franchise.
The Mystery Box vendetta is strong, so strong!!???
So... When is the next Matt and Pat letsplay?
WHY DO THE PEOPLE EXPLODE?!?! I CAN'T HANDLE THIS!!!
the mystery box could use some mr. bones. the internet in general could use some more mr. bones
27:42 - Well if I could give this game credit for anything, it'd be being one of the first games to drop the f-bomb.
Would it be possible for you guys to do some hidden gems videos for older systems? Let all of the Best Friends pick a few of their favorite systems and talk about lesser-known games they like?
And if I'm an idiot, and you already done videos like that, let me know.
Mystery Box? ALL DAY EVERY DAY.
I loved the shit out of this game when I was younger
This is a lot of mysteries
I love it
Pat can't differentiate between fancy door windows and mirrors.
I'm surprised that Pat didn't tell the story of how he shot a kid and led to his Twinkie addiction. It was dark out and he had a ray gun that looked real enough. This game is still better than a Good Day to Die Hard.
Fuck, why can't I hold all these Mystery Boxes?!