I will be a massive Conan nerd: Conan has never gone for the whole rape and pillage part. Something he is very proud of is the fact that he has never taken any woman against her will. That said he is a firm believer in personal responsibility for ones actions. If I remember correctly the woman he used as a shield had just betrayed him to the coppers.
Who would have thought that a Conan the Barbarian game has a longer intro than a Metal Gear game (and I sure as hell don't see Conan pulling of a HALO jump)
***** Yeah, that's why my comment wasn't an absolute. I know the other three would definitely suck, but Liam's an X factor. And by that I mean he's a team of young mutants.
Hey just because they aren't stupid as Matt, depressed and angry as Pat, salty and weird like Woolie and a fake weeb like Liam doesn't mean they are bad compared to them
Conan doesn't use women or children as shields or kill them. Where the fuck did they get that idea? This is the level of bullshit what I would expect pat to say during dark souls.
They're referring to a gif of Conan like backing off and shoving a woman in front of him towards the danger. It's very subtle but it looks like he's using her as a shield
***** Matt sang an entire theme song. He's established his credentials. And his source which he already pointed out was not accurate to the original source.
Im starting to think Matt created the mystery box to force everyone to play the weird, obscure games that no one else has played/heard of before. You know, for shits and giggles
The Simpsons mystery box mentality is working with this show. "I guess I could watch another LP by these guys *OR* I could watch whatever they pull out of... This box. *I CHOOSE THE BOX."*
Even if it was awesome, never ever say James Small was right. Each time you do, a small piece of the world gets buried under a pile of broken Dreamcasts.
So I got a Sonic the Hedgehog key chain from a used gaming store and on the back it says "Not for ages 15 years and under." "WARNING CHOKING HAZARD small parts not for children 15 years old and under."
***** 13:55 My own reply chain can finally end. It was a good run. Back to reminiscing about the hypest cartoon intro ever. An unsung hero that kept Conan alive in kids' minds for more years than its many crummy reboots.
I really don't understand how Matt and Woolie can hold so many songs in their head and remember the lyrics perfectly. There has to be some pre-recording singing practice session.
> That entire fighting section at the end Apparently, long before Maximilian started working with Iron Galaxy, Benny was getting in on the industry as a freelance foley artist, for sword sound effects.
I would love to donate Sengoku Basara in the mystery box, the only game where you play as Date Masumune holding 6 samurai blades (3 each hand) riding a horse equipped with handlebars and exhuast pipes.
"go to abilities" "inventory? nothing here, time to play" "no, abilities" "weapons just says fathers sword, time to keep playing" "abilities" "I used a potion unpause"
Conan is my favourite comic read , I have all the original comics and still read them to this day , gotta read the books also Robert E Howard knows how to get you into the story . I really wish they made the Conan movies based off the comics , Arnold when studying his role even said it would of Been a better story if they based the movie off the comics/hooks .
So, I like this Channel, honest I do. But dang it's sometimes just 30-year old dudes exchanging memories and in-jokes they shared at college 10 years earlier. Maybe that's the appeal, maybe they have the same couch.
it's pretty much always that way. It's a good step away from all the other gaming commentators that are all young adults making the same jokes and laughing for literally no raisin.
Matt: Alright, so your stamina is based on how many swings you take. Woolie: OH. HUH.....*I THINK I'VE SEEN SOMETHING LIKE THAT BEFORE.* I think that may be the best way ever to say, "it's just like dark souls!" without inducing groans from everyone.
I haven't even started watching this video yet, and I cant wait. Keep doing more mystery box videos, they are the bestest best, just the best. the best
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I will be a massive Conan nerd:
Conan has never gone for the whole rape and pillage part. Something he is very proud of is the fact that he has never taken any woman against her will. That said he is a firm believer in personal responsibility for ones actions. If I remember correctly the woman he used as a shield had just betrayed him to the coppers.
Who would have thought that a Conan the Barbarian game has a longer intro than a Metal Gear game (and I sure as hell don't see Conan pulling of a HALO jump)
Oh my god JC! A bomb!
P. Diddy No, in six months
Did you ask for that long of a intro?
MrCompassionate01
Old men, are the future!
This series will be a success as soon as these scrubs play God Hand.
GODHAND PLEASE GUYS LET'S DO THIS
these scrublords*
I'm going to pray that at least one of the Zaibatsu isn't terrible at it.
RomanticViper I feel your prayers will go unanswered
*****
Yeah, that's why my comment wasn't an absolute. I know the other three would definitely suck, but Liam's an X factor. And by that I mean he's a team of young mutants.
A este juego le hacian falta las opciones:
1- Cagar
2- Mear
3- Masturbarse
Huehuehue
se te olvido el 4- torrente
El Patto approves.
19:20 "I heard a wolf", Woolie says as his dog killing bloodlust compels him to track down his next victim.
Why da fuck does Conan's chest have jiggle physics!?
They set the age to 99.
When you notice things like that, a wizard did it.
Robo-Brinks because jiggle physics is a failure of the game designer.
Freeze frame the avalanche part. The horse models are literally just standing in mid air at different angles.
did Nintendo flag the porn box as copyright?
That would be amazing.
Alonzo Tompkins The zaibatsu forgot about that memorable Porn Box from Legend of Zelda.
Part of me is hoping that these games don't work so that they have an excuse to play Third Strike again.
Unanimous
Every segway needs to end in 3rd Strike
I agree. Preferably a tournament including but not limited to the guys from yovideogames. THE ULTIMATE SHOWDOWN!!!!!!
J Fox It'd be just Max winning all the games with Sean, and when Woolie and Steve face each other - oh God...
Youngster Joey dreadlocks fusion dance with woolie and kenny is coming!
>12 minutes of cutscene
"Conan immediately starts his journey"
Must be nice.
Only the hardcorest of fans get here accidentally one minute within the videos upload.
"accidentally"
It's cute how people still think the time you watch a video is important.
Qwazzy Its cute how you assumed I'm one of those people.
shooterb0y23 Qwazzy You're both really cute. DTF or nah?
Only circlejerking kiddies care.
Thank God you uploaded this, I was about to have to fall back on watching some of my B-Tier LPers.
Hey just because they aren't stupid as Matt, depressed and angry as Pat, salty and weird like Woolie and a fake weeb like Liam doesn't mean they are bad compared to them
KOKingpin93
Fake weeb? Liam is a shin weeb.
He's looking more and more like the singer from the Safety Dance video is what Liam is doing ;)
Conan The Barbarian: The Game: The Movie.
Needs more cutscenes :D
I wish other guys from the zaibatsu could pick the games on the "box". I want to see Matt surprised TOO. Call it the Shit-cycle.
Let Pat pick one, and then he'd just start texting them all with a "Fuck Matt". I'd love it.
Conan doesn't use women or children as shields or kill them. Where the fuck did they get that idea? This is the level of bullshit what I would expect pat to say during dark souls.
I haven't read the books yet, but considering Conan in those is a huuuuge asshole they probably got that from one of them.
They're referring to a gif of Conan like backing off and shoving a woman in front of him towards the danger. It's very subtle but it looks like he's using her as a shield
***** Matt sang an entire theme song. He's established his credentials. And his source which he already pointed out was not accurate to the original source.
Colmarr You missed the reference, happens to the best of us.
I guess I did.
Sweet, a Let's Watch of Conan. What's next? Sonic 06?
Shades of the Machinima Booth...
Mmm, let me hear more of them sweet lamentations, gurl. It feels so good all over my oily, glistening chest, gurl!
John Romero's Daikatana.
GREAT. GREAT. GREAT.
tadhg cunningham
"GREAT! AMAZING! FANTASTIC!"
Im starting to think Matt created the mystery box to force everyone to play the weird, obscure games that no one else has played/heard of before. You know, for shits and giggles
The Simpsons mystery box mentality is working with this show.
"I guess I could watch another LP by these guys *OR* I could watch whatever they pull out of... This box. *I CHOOSE THE BOX."*
A phoenix is the best meal for a serious man like Conan, he'll never go hungry again.
nickreilly72 Then he will never get hungry ever again.
I think my favorite part of this new series, is honestly that intro, I love it every time
Actually this was released on Gamecube as well. Also, James Smalls is right, the 360/PS3 Conan is AWESOME.
Even if it was awesome, never ever say James Small was right. Each time you do, a small piece of the world gets buried under a pile of broken Dreamcasts.
pinkwarlock
I think you mean broken PS2s and sonic fan art
4:48
You thought it was Conan, but it was ME CHYNA
I like that Conan explicitly exists in the same universe as Lovecraft's Cthulhu mythos.
you guys are doing me a huge favor for creating this serie! thanks guys!
Who wouldn't want a woman and children shield?
Two episodes in two days? The MOST mysterious series.
"The cruel wizard Scott McNeil." made my day.
So I got a Sonic the Hedgehog key chain from a used gaming store and on the back it says "Not for ages 15 years and under." "WARNING CHOKING HAZARD small parts not for children 15 years old and under."
So apparently SEGA thinks that 15 year olds are babies.
nickreilly72 One name = "Chris Chan"
ThePeckhamPlonker Don't speak it's name!
***** My god, what have i done?!
Too many 14 year olds have choked in key chains though. Don't you remember the class action lawsuit with Lego?
All this fucking great content they're putting out this year... What a great time to be alive.
Yeah you better believe I sang along when you started Conan the Adventurer's theme song. So hype.
OMG this story intro is taking so long
***** 8:00 WAT IT'S NOT OVA?
***** 11:25 IT AIN'T OVA TIL IT'S started. Holy...
***** 13:55 My own reply chain can finally end. It was a good run. Back to reminiscing about the hypest cartoon intro ever. An unsung hero that kept Conan alive in kids' minds for more years than its many crummy reboots.
27:43 - I love how the horses, while getting wiped off the cliff, remain static like statues.
I love it when Matt & Woolie burst into old cartoon theme songs.
I really don't understand how Matt and Woolie can hold so many songs in their head and remember the lyrics perfectly. There has to be some pre-recording singing practice session.
For some reason, watching these intros makes me wanna see Super Best Friends + Cyriak
> That entire fighting section at the end
Apparently, long before Maximilian started working with Iron Galaxy, Benny was getting in on the industry as a freelance foley artist, for sword sound effects.
A mystery box twice in two days? o:
I don't know why but conan falling flat on his ass is the most hilarious thing ever.
I wonder what little Woolies taste like.
Probably salty,
I would love to donate Sengoku Basara in the mystery box, the only game where you play as Date Masumune holding 6 samurai blades (3 each hand) riding a horse equipped with handlebars and exhuast pipes.
You guys are killing it with this new series
Woolie's confusion on what game this is, just shows how great this video is and will be.
Did anyone else hear this right? Did Matt go through a fight with a big worm without using the word "graboid"? I'm scared, guys.
I love the opening sequence for Mystery Box.
P.S. Life Is Strange Episode 2 comes out this month. Prepare to tumblr like never before!
Silly Shalnark, I don't know how to tumble.
Master Markus Easy, just don't be happy being straight, white, or a guy.
Shalnark Kun
I am a gay white transman. How many points do I get?
Master Markus You get a small altar just short of a temple because you're white.
That sound when Conan picks up items is the same sound you hear in Antique's Road Show when they show the value of items.
My goodness full LP of this would be the best! anyone agree?
Fantastic song. Basil Poledouris is my second-favorite movie score composer.
Every time Woolie mentions Fighterpedia I take it as a hint that it's coming back.
I simultaneously love and hate mystery box
I actually want a full play through of this, I don't know much about conan so it's kinda cool to watch and hear about the mythos and story.
"Conan! What are the best things in life!?"
"To crush your enemies! To see their armies driven before you! And to hear the LAMENDATION of the women!"
I think I lost count over how many times Matt and Woolie broke into songs from cartoons.
I don't think any mystery box game ever will top Torrento
Little does everyone know,
this is undocumented footage of Plague outside the Great Wall of the South
The hypest Mystery Boxes on TH-cam!!
that pause screen killed me
Aw, man. I miss Pat-Zach, and Zach-Pat already...
this intro is probably the best great job guys
Plague has to be confirmed for the best friend to the Super Best Friends by now.
"go to abilities"
"inventory? nothing here, time to play"
"no, abilities"
"weapons just says fathers sword, time to keep playing"
"abilities"
"I used a potion unpause"
This game has the Basil Poleudoris movie soundtrack. It is therefore the greatest fantasy video game soundtrack ever.
When Matt said "Creatures as fucked up or weird as Dark Souls."
I really wanted him to say Pat.
This series continues to be great
god i love the mystery box. please never stop
How amazing would it have been if they didn't control the character for the ENTIRE episode.
Conan is my favourite comic read , I have all the original comics and still read them to this day , gotta read the books also Robert E Howard knows how to get you into the story . I really wish they made the Conan movies based off the comics , Arnold when studying his role even said it would of Been a better story if they based the movie off the comics/hooks .
17:01 That upgrade menu is just like the one in the Lord of the rings games, even the sound.
Woolie and his above average eye-sight, failing once again. xD
I like how the game starts with a Wild Hunt attack.
So, I like this Channel, honest I do. But dang it's sometimes just 30-year old dudes exchanging memories and in-jokes they shared at college 10 years earlier. Maybe that's the appeal, maybe they have the same couch.
it's pretty much always that way. It's a good step away from all the other gaming commentators that are all young adults making the same jokes and laughing for literally no raisin.
Leroy Butts They don't even get any raisins?? My god, what has the world become!
*casting couch
The 4th member is 13-years-old, the age of consent in Japan, so I can say I can catch up pretty good with these middle-aged Canadian ramblers
Leroy Butts You forgot screaming at things that aren't scary or pretending to be scared.
I remember going to Thailand to visit family and I remember them showing a Thai dub of Conan where one guy practically dubbed everyone.
Conan: David Cage Edition.
Thirteen goddamn minutes?? Jeez even Kojima would ask for some restraint on that shit. Wow.
That Windwaker trailer music was actually from the Shwartzeneggar Conan movie when a village was being burned down.
Loving the warhammer 40k references guys!
First time i see Evilak and i literally fall of f my chair dying of laughter. My heads bleeding now. It was worth it.
"A bunch of children strapped together that he used as shield"
GIMME YER DAMN LOOT! YOU'RE WORSE THAN THE DAMN MIDGETS! OVERRUN 'EM!
Loving the new intro!
So... why was Conan in the porn box?
hassanico9999 A better question would be why was Drake of the 99 Dragons in the box?
Sora 9567 The better question is what state of mind was Matt in to buy these games?
thatonedude675 You could almost say it was a mystery.
Sora 9567 The number is symbolic for men and women... in Matt's box.
Sora 9567 And even BETER question is; why was Torrente in there.
Conan used a woman as a human shield because he believed in true gender equality. You really should be praising him for his progressive attitude.
Matt: Alright, so your stamina is based on how many swings you take.
Woolie: OH. HUH.....*I THINK I'VE SEEN SOMETHING LIKE THAT BEFORE.*
I think that may be the best way ever to say, "it's just like dark souls!" without inducing groans from everyone.
This is perfect with the berserk references and the non reading like in samurai champloo
All those wolf noises make me think Sniper Wolf is near by having her period in the snow! :D
Man, I did not expect that Zelda trailer music to start playing.
Thats such a great intro I have to watch it twice..
Mystery Box baby, let's go!
It is impossible to escape the graboids...they even live in the ice and snow.
I haven't even started watching this video yet, and I cant wait. Keep doing more mystery box videos, they are the bestest best, just the best.
the best
27:43 go to the gear and set the speed to slow and you can see the horses are still like toys..
Conan would never eat Needle. Conan was a barbarian, but he wasn't even remotely stupid.
I prefer the usual intro, but variety is nice!
If you think that was cutscene heavy, you haven't seen Sakura Spirit.
I will be forever sad thet there will never be full series of Korgoth of Barbaria. One of the greatest series that never happened
Woolie simply can't handle menus of any kind.
This is essentially Blade of Darkness if you were playing as a barbarian, but not as good.
Back to back mystery boxes? Oh how you spoil us.
27:50 - Ah hah, did you see the idle-posed horses eating shit falling off the cliff?? Bwah hah ha! XD
oh no. i just heard matt say "supposubly" instead of "supposedly"
Why did you guys cut the intro? The longer one was cooler.
I like the new intro, although RIP Pat-Headed Zach.
I lost my mind when Conan ate shit on that ice. I feel like that was staged, but still funny.