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  • @aygian1176
    @aygian1176 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4527

    "Men under 6ft aren't Men."
    "Women under 6ft aren't Women."
    *C H E C K M A T E*

    • @shamellmichaels291
      @shamellmichaels291 4 ปีที่แล้ว +330

      Fight fire with fire

    • @pain2737
      @pain2737 4 ปีที่แล้ว +113

      women trying to describe a man...how can you do that if you are a woman

    • @caspain9629
      @caspain9629 4 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      under 5’6 lmao

    • @OogleySpoogley
      @OogleySpoogley 4 ปีที่แล้ว +141

      I’m no women anymore...
      Today
      I become......
      A BLENDER! :D

    • @efiji.3517
      @efiji.3517 4 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      Fair enough. If the nice girls want a 6ft man, and they are 5'6 or lower. Imagine how *really* weird that looks like-

  • @DiegoAmateur
    @DiegoAmateur 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4193

    " if you can't handle me at my worst leave cuz I don't have a best"
    At least she's honest

    • @kcnoel5270
      @kcnoel5270 5 ปีที่แล้ว +70

      My best is my worst

    • @ΒίκτωρΚιρόσκα
      @ΒίκτωρΚιρόσκα 5 ปีที่แล้ว +151

      I mean, she IS kind enough to warn you. I think...

    • @cockatielking7176
      @cockatielking7176 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      True

    • @bvd_vlvd
      @bvd_vlvd 5 ปีที่แล้ว +60

      She's like, an opposite nice girl

    • @thicctoast5981
      @thicctoast5981 5 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      Kind of glad I'm gay and feel bad for my straight friends. Like I see the girls they talk to and it's like girl your "best" is working part time at Burger King just to waste it all on getting your nails done and complain you're very tired and need a guy to "help" pay your rent again.

  • @theangryotaku3361
    @theangryotaku3361 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8594

    Girl: Calls herself the queen bee.
    Queen Bee: Literally sleeps with every male bee in the hive.

    • @Mastasrasmas
      @Mastasrasmas 5 ปีที่แล้ว +543

      The Angry Otaku
      Well that’s why we use a bee removal or bee gone spray

    •  5 ปีที่แล้ว +205

      -We're- They're called drones not male bees.
      It's like saying male women.

    • @NeverOhVer
      @NeverOhVer 5 ปีที่แล้ว +92

      Actually she just kicks your ass as a Pre-Hardmode boss in Terraria.

    • @iexistandimarat3421
      @iexistandimarat3421 5 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      @ *ahem* what do you mean by *we're*

    •  5 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      @@iexistandimarat3421 oh... you wouldn't get it...

  • @sophiea7
    @sophiea7 3 ปีที่แล้ว +403

    “In a relationship, one person is always right, and the other is male.”
    Girls dating girls: *(S)he could be any one of us*

    • @Ezzy1331_
      @Ezzy1331_ 3 ปีที่แล้ว +78

      Gay guys: *confused screaming*

    • @duke4726
      @duke4726 3 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      S(he) could be you, s(he) could be me!

    • @thecoolidiot8857
      @thecoolidiot8857 3 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      @@duke4726 (s)he could even be-

    • @dannuggy7592
      @dannuggy7592 3 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      @@thecoolidiot8857 JOHN CENA

    • @krishnachoubey8648
      @krishnachoubey8648 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@dannuggy7592 B- But! You can't see him, right?

  • @NLTops
    @NLTops 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2292

    "My last boyfriend was smarter than me, but he's dumb." >>> Guess what that makes you ahaha.

  • @camppillow
    @camppillow 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4724

    Being a girl watching this, I can not believe some girls can be *this* insane. Makes me lose hope in humanity even more

    • @Thehudats
      @Thehudats 4 ปีที่แล้ว +288

      As a boy, this makes my blood boil and let's me feel my heart beating in my brain

    • @owenvogel298
      @owenvogel298 4 ปีที่แล้ว +94

      I've already given up 5 months ago

    • @adinab478
      @adinab478 4 ปีที่แล้ว +75

      Same. Wtf is this😂

    • @salvadortoscano2534
      @salvadortoscano2534 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Same

    • @camppillow
      @camppillow 4 ปีที่แล้ว +52

      @Ki_In Sanity Imma fix that

  • @polarjet1833
    @polarjet1833 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3416

    No one:
    A 5’3” girl explaining to a 5’11” guy that he’s not tall enough for her

    • @Nikola-o3g
      @Nikola-o3g 4 ปีที่แล้ว +120

      There is a meme about this. Lovely.

    • @rhkv6712
      @rhkv6712 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Lmao

    • @thamonster
      @thamonster 4 ปีที่แล้ว +94

      I'm gonna picture it
      . |

    • @cdcpss
      @cdcpss 4 ปีที่แล้ว +54

      5’10 girls 👁👄👁

    • @rachelciel3330
      @rachelciel3330 4 ปีที่แล้ว +56

      I would be glad to find a man around my height. Because apparently 5'6 in my country is way too tall for a girl. And my country is a country with shortest average height in the world (Indonesia)

  • @auroraborealis9763
    @auroraborealis9763 3 ปีที่แล้ว +683

    Men and boys have feeling too. We aren’t all jerks some of us like to be called pretty too. We love compliments.

    • @farrzana1121
      @farrzana1121 3 ปีที่แล้ว +60

      Everyone is different, there's good people, there's bad people. Just stay away from any bad or toxic people. Also, tbh who doesnt love compliments, everyone has rights to have feelings and opinions :)

    • @auroraborealis9763
      @auroraborealis9763 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      @@farrzana1121 yes I agree

    • @nevergonnagiveyouup1180
      @nevergonnagiveyouup1180 3 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      @@auroraborealis9763
      We’ll have a nice day. You seem like a very nice person
      Not a “nice” person like an actual nice person

    • @auroraborealis9763
      @auroraborealis9763 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@nevergonnagiveyouup1180 oh well thank you

    • @gregkerna7410
      @gregkerna7410 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Why your comment looks like you're describing a pet x)

  • @iampeyton483
    @iampeyton483 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5759

    "They're the same gender as Trump and Hitler"
    ow my brain cells

    • @anjhindul
      @anjhindul 5 ปีที่แล้ว +596

      Yes the stupid in that statement...
      Also the same gender as Gandhi, Jesus, Alexander the Great, Romeo, Bach. Beethoven... And 100,000,000,000 other men.... Yes, we have some crazies... yes, you do too... Crazy isn't a sex thing... lolol

    • @techissus7449
      @techissus7449 5 ปีที่แล้ว +73

      @A Random Dude uh oh infotard here

    • @Paracese
      @Paracese 5 ปีที่แล้ว +74

      I mean we also have The Founding father's, right?

    • @sorrowandsufferin924
      @sorrowandsufferin924 5 ปีที่แล้ว +93

      Some more males, since this category seems awfully biased: Morgan Freeman, Liam Neeson, Evan McGregor, Christian Bale.
      And that's keeping it to the real ones.

    • @Elfnetdesigns
      @Elfnetdesigns 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Obama and Ghandi are / were men too You hit them with that shit and they do the whole "whatever" 2 step and fling their hands around..

  • @thebakery3802
    @thebakery3802 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5113

    “Men under 6ft are children”
    Average height for men: 5’9
    Hmmmmmm

    • @lore9828
      @lore9828 5 ปีที่แล้ว +685

      Girls over 130 pounds are whales

    • @attixhell8946
      @attixhell8946 5 ปีที่แล้ว +125

      Lore wait I’m a whale I’m 160-(I love your comment by the way)

    • @astbach8558
      @astbach8558 5 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      @@lore9828 I'm a whale then 😂

    • @yume-ki9fc
      @yume-ki9fc 5 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      @Thelondonbadger true, but when a man does the same thing they'll get hate from it.

    • @yume-ki9fc
      @yume-ki9fc 5 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      @Thelondonbadger true- even tho i'm a girl. I still respect guys no matter how they look like.

  • @in_game.
    @in_game. 3 ปีที่แล้ว +431

    The life cycle of a NiceGirl:
    _gets born_ ---> cries alot --> gets spoiled --> sees every women on twitter have a boy friend --> writes a paragraph on how they don't have a boy friend ---> then they become a nice girl --> then gets kids --> spoils them --> gets divorced --> then becomes Karen

    • @MJHootHoot
      @MJHootHoot 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Oooooohhhh... so THATS how Karen’s are made.....

    • @in_game.
      @in_game. 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@MJHootHoot yea

    • @grease1224
      @grease1224 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Come to think of it, Karens are single

    • @jooce_box5325
      @jooce_box5325 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      We need more females to speak up about this,
      It´s always men talking about bad things that we do, and because of that woman use that as an excuse and put It as a ¨sexist¨ thing, but it´s just them realizing that what men say about this is all true but they don´t wanna admit it.

    • @in_game.
      @in_game. 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@jooce_box5325 this is true I agree it applies to both genders

  • @tehdarkswordsman6863
    @tehdarkswordsman6863 5 ปีที่แล้ว +20656

    I feel like a nicegirl who gets married and has kids evolves into a Karen.

    • @jack_copperz
      @jack_copperz 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2669

      *Your NICE GIRL is evolving!*
      .
      .
      .
      *your NICE GIRL has evolved into KAREN!*

    • @thatbluegamet
      @thatbluegamet 5 ปีที่แล้ว +486

      10000000000000000000000000000 IQ

    • @illfox240sx6
      @illfox240sx6 5 ปีที่แล้ว +880

      you forgot the part where she gets divorced and keeps the kids

    • @woooshbait5398
      @woooshbait5398 5 ปีที่แล้ว +211

      Happen only with max happiness at night

    • @SubjectE57
      @SubjectE57 5 ปีที่แล้ว +68

      @@jack_copperz Don't hold B

  • @archienoyce2453
    @archienoyce2453 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5557

    Can we just quickly appreciate the dad who took his daughter to Disney world!

    • @lavendersoda4227
      @lavendersoda4227 4 ปีที่แล้ว +145

      Archie Noyce Yea that was sweet of him to do that for her💕💕

    • @wingedbluj1674
      @wingedbluj1674 4 ปีที่แล้ว +155

      Better than JUST the movie

    • @Evequeue
      @Evequeue 4 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      Archie Noyce Yes

    • @LuminousLead
      @LuminousLead 4 ปีที่แล้ว +66

      Yeah that was a really sweet moment in the vitriol soup.

    • @SilviaNight99
      @SilviaNight99 4 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      I smiled so wide 😊 that's just wholesome

  • @uncraftable5368
    @uncraftable5368 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3518

    Nice girl: I am a queen and you should treat me like one
    Me: *Is 0.00001% french* To the guillotine!

    • @MaxNab2759
      @MaxNab2759 5 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      Wi

    • @sugarpapaelmo2004
      @sugarpapaelmo2004 5 ปีที่แล้ว +75

      Do you smoke weed or oui’d?

    • @BlaZay
      @BlaZay 5 ปีที่แล้ว +72

      As a French person, these comments fascinate and confuse me at the same time

    • @deathbringer9893
      @deathbringer9893 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      hey ur not allowed to make jokes about is what i would say if i was a snowflake

    • @blazing_sunset
      @blazing_sunset 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      This comment thread is gold

  • @MS-fb4vs
    @MS-fb4vs 3 ปีที่แล้ว +204

    5:42 call me a simp, I really like this guy. That was such good and honest communication.

    • @laurinha2892
      @laurinha2892 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Ikr

    • @MS-fb4vs
      @MS-fb4vs 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      @Psyche i would give him everything

    • @themyconidwitch
      @themyconidwitch 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      @Psyche simps aren't always bad.they're only bad if they attack other people

    • @allastairvontoussaint5176
      @allastairvontoussaint5176 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      True

    • @ledog9979
      @ledog9979 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@MS-fb4vs Even your social security number?!! you're crazy! But so am I, cuz I'd do the exact same thing

  • @Rasgonras
    @Rasgonras 4 ปีที่แล้ว +900

    "I buy a new car every year"
    Yeah, not being financially responsible is a sign of good character.

    • @comrade8185
      @comrade8185 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Yes it is

    • @NMG.11
      @NMG.11 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Also 12:42 - if you have a bit of everything good in the list and only some of the cons, still not good enough as your pros aren't at maximum even tho' they're clearly ok compared to the cons because you're considered too average. I don't get it why most women (in my experience) want more extremes than balance but still get pissed at the cons.

    • @evedoingthingsaaaaa
      @evedoingthingsaaaaa 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      That's like buying a new computer every year or new phone every year, it makes me lose brain cells. Cars, computers and phones only ever need replaced around once every 5 years or so I think.

    • @andyfox0672
      @andyfox0672 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@NMG.11 nah mate all men have to perfect wdym

    • @raptorwithagun5206
      @raptorwithagun5206 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Andy Fox06 I had low expectations, and I was still disappointed.
      (Sorry if you’re just joking. I tend to misinterpret.)

  • @M_ldyCheese
    @M_ldyCheese 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1168

    This. This is disgusting. I can't stand people that are like that.

    • @joemonkey18
      @joemonkey18 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Same

    • @XxSad_boiUwUxX
      @XxSad_boiUwUxX 4 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      Not all girls do this. I think you know that. And yes, this is disgusting.

    • @jhonvvick1289
      @jhonvvick1289 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      @@XxSad_boiUwUxX I think you meant not all
      Pls Dont commit grammar nazi on me

    • @ShiratoriIsOffline
      @ShiratoriIsOffline 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@jhonvvick1289 I hereby commit grammar Nazi on you

    • @M_ldyCheese
      @M_ldyCheese 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@XxSad_boiUwUxX I do know that, hence why I stated, "-people that are like that." in my comment. This is not intended to be rude. Have a nice day!

  • @waluigicultmember2539
    @waluigicultmember2539 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1713

    If a woman ever says, "All guys are the same!" just say back, "who told you to try them all?"

    • @enuggz
      @enuggz 4 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      Rever to number 3 on common things girls say " Nothing " . This is the calm before the storm

    • @RetailThrone
      @RetailThrone 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@enuggz true

    • @ryynerwicked2762
      @ryynerwicked2762 4 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      This.... this is checkmate lol

    • @shadowmaster902
      @shadowmaster902 4 ปีที่แล้ว +55

      HOLY SHIT I JUST SET THE SCHOOL THOT ON FIRE
      My whole class is calling me a King , no joke.

    • @ponkypink3389
      @ponkypink3389 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO *show jet engine starting Up* OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

  • @infinitespin5450
    @infinitespin5450 3 ปีที่แล้ว +140

    5:02 "A woman without a man is a genius"
    Maire Curie was married to Pierre Curie
    Rosa Parks was married to Raymond Parks
    Amelia Earhart was married to George P. Putnam
    C H E C K M A T E

    • @Chloe-lf2bv
      @Chloe-lf2bv 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      logical fallacy lol

    • @scottydu81
      @scottydu81 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Is Rosa Parks known for her intellect?

    • @ClickClack_Bam
      @ClickClack_Bam 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Me married to
      YOUR MOM
      CHECKMATE

    • @infinitespin5450
      @infinitespin5450 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@ClickClack_Bam Okay you got me on that shit nice one

    • @saltydinonuggies1841
      @saltydinonuggies1841 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Yeah marriage isnt an indication of intelligence no matter your gender.

  • @kingaloe-gay-tor4990
    @kingaloe-gay-tor4990 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2887

    "god forbid they have a LITTLE responsibility for ONCE"
    Sorry single dads, you've been cancelled.

    • @animuauntie
      @animuauntie 5 ปีที่แล้ว +65

      Yeah, that plan of hers won't backfire at all

    • @user-yy9wr1dx1x
      @user-yy9wr1dx1x 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      It's not that we arent responsible but having no responsibilitys is so fucking freeing

    • @Adrien13Sanctioned
      @Adrien13Sanctioned 5 ปีที่แล้ว +113

      Didn't feminazi's already try and cancel father's day?, :o

    • @anneleegirl1565
      @anneleegirl1565 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      True i love when dudes become dads it softens them up. And no matter how many times he tries to look like a bad ass. He will always just be dad now ;) that mystery about him finally hits the wall. If they don't like single moms what makes him think I want his little demon child? Wrap up your toys ;).

    • @beegpappa7900
      @beegpappa7900 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @Peachy_ Avacados Phone*

  • @doommageddon
    @doommageddon 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5020

    "In a relationship one is always right and the other is a male."
    What if it's a gay relationship?

    • @spiderweb1212
      @spiderweb1212 5 ปีที่แล้ว +104

      I think the one who takes it is the female in that relationship.

    • @doommageddon
      @doommageddon 5 ปีที่แล้ว +461

      @@spiderweb1212 There's no female tho...?

    • @maddyjane3937
      @maddyjane3937 5 ปีที่แล้ว +387

      @@spiderweb1212 he said gay buddy. Hence forth no female

    • @Mithcoriel
      @Mithcoriel 5 ปีที่แล้ว +112

      That one's not a contradiction. You mean a lesbian relationship.

    • @doommageddon
      @doommageddon 5 ปีที่แล้ว +240

      @@Mithcoriel I'm talking about a gay relationship. Both are males, so one of them is right and the other one is male, but they're both males, so both of them are neither right nor wrong?

  • @Thorncraft1
    @Thorncraft1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +600

    "A man without a woman is a bachelor" Yeah and a woman without a man is a bachelorette, not special

    • @rosairedaigle7816
      @rosairedaigle7816 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      If they considered em geniuses, all lesbos would be geniuses. I'm now more dominant, in that case.

    • @Sanson_Pecas
      @Sanson_Pecas 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      A correction has been made and God am I thankful for that!

    • @Wizzard_2006
      @Wizzard_2006 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      And if the husband is dead they are a widow

    • @zanyskeleton5291
      @zanyskeleton5291 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Some refer to them as spinsters
      Also dont wooosh me reddit users if that was a joke.

    • @devrishabh5692
      @devrishabh5692 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Zany Skeleton r/whoosh

  • @hyperpuppy-ps8dw
    @hyperpuppy-ps8dw 3 ปีที่แล้ว +238

    "Chivalry is dead"
    I tried to spar with a woman apparently I'm the better fencer

    • @dylanmacdonald7444
      @dylanmacdonald7444 3 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      I was also sparring but they ran away. Why are people so hypocritical?

    • @_aWiseMan
      @_aWiseMan 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      👏👏👏
      Golf clap

    • @linkfromzelda1002
      @linkfromzelda1002 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Chivalry is dead. Everyone hopped onto Chivalry 2 now. Better graphics, and it’s smoother in general.

    • @sierra4actual
      @sierra4actual 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@linkfromzelda1002 Nah bro, just slap a RTX 3060 on Chivalry 1, raytracing makes everything better

    • @kazuma7232
      @kazuma7232 ปีที่แล้ว

      And women killed it.

  • @Lea_nne_
    @Lea_nne_ 4 ปีที่แล้ว +407

    The worst thing about “nice girls” is that you can’t talk to them, if you try to correct them they say you are superficial and a jerk

    • @ShadyHero
      @ShadyHero 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      yes those people are impossible
      my dad always tells me to just smile and nod with those ones

    • @lifesucks3514
      @lifesucks3514 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@ShadyHero rather then smiling and nodding, if they act like one of the "nice girls" in the video get away and stay away from them since a good chunk of these "nice girls" are likely just trying to manipulate you into doing everything they want and more

    • @theheatedoneplus2463
      @theheatedoneplus2463 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      That's when you call them superficial and a slut, pull an uno reverse

    • @Headless_Toil2418
      @Headless_Toil2418 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Welp, at least I am not a "nice girl"
      In fact, if they're called "nice girls", I'd be a mean girl lol

    • @Manglet762
      @Manglet762 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Or speak in riddles and hints and call you stupid for not understanding what they're saying.

  • @AdamIqball
    @AdamIqball 5 ปีที่แล้ว +810

    "Men under 6ft are children"
    *may i introduce iron mike tyson*

    • @jimmythefish2300
      @jimmythefish2300 5 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      Mike tyson: standing up for short high pitched dudes everywhere

    • @killbillgrill3287
      @killbillgrill3287 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Jimmythefish sadly u can‘t see he is standing up

    • @jonasbechtold
      @jonasbechtold 5 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      Everyone is taller than you if you're lying on the ground.

    • @JacketCK
      @JacketCK 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@jimmythefish2300 standin up for sort high pipfted dudes eferywhere

    • @ritwikreddy5670
      @ritwikreddy5670 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@jimmythefish2300 many successful cricket and football players are under 6 foot. Sachin tendulkar, virat kohli, AB deVillers, kane wiiliamson, david Warner, messi, Ronaldo, neymer etc.

  • @AStangeSoup
    @AStangeSoup 4 ปีที่แล้ว +449

    "In a relationship one person is always right and the other person is a male."
    I wanna see how this works in lesbian relationships.

    • @WhyDoiKeepDoingThisToMyself
      @WhyDoiKeepDoingThisToMyself 3 ปีที่แล้ว +76

      I bet the person who made that meme doesn't even believe lesbians are real

    • @AStangeSoup
      @AStangeSoup 3 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      @@WhyDoiKeepDoingThisToMyself they're too good to be real

    • @sleepy2221
      @sleepy2221 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@WhyDoiKeepDoingThisToMyself the top is what people call “the man” but not every top is a “man” like Molly Weasley is a woman

    • @WhyDoiKeepDoingThisToMyself
      @WhyDoiKeepDoingThisToMyself 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@sleepy2221 O-O

    • @sleepy2221
      @sleepy2221 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@WhyDoiKeepDoingThisToMyself I heard a noice outside… it was a loud “POP!” I don’t think I feel too good about that.

  • @randomjay4862
    @randomjay4862 3 ปีที่แล้ว +61

    3:33 if your last bf was smarter than you and you call him dumb, that means you're just dumber than him

  • @nakupovani1
    @nakupovani1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +540

    "You’re cheating"
    Me:No, That would require 2 people finding me attractive

    • @Blinkstepd28
      @Blinkstepd28 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      This cut deep. Real deep, i needed this.

    • @Skytroper64
      @Skytroper64 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Rene Rosales what is deep about this

    • @Blinkstepd28
      @Blinkstepd28 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Besides my ex i think there will be another person who will find me attractive

    • @Skytroper64
      @Skytroper64 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Rene Rosales good luck man hope things get better

    • @lieutenantterraria3878
      @lieutenantterraria3878 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      *you're.

  • @tylermoore397
    @tylermoore397 5 ปีที่แล้ว +601

    "Why are you single?"
    "I'm not the problem."
    That right there is the problem...

    • @kcnoel5270
      @kcnoel5270 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I think that one was more of a high standard thing. She kinda is the problem, but she’s kinda not. Probably something like me where she’s very cautious and doesn’t want to end up in a bad relationship, which is part of the reason why I’m still single.
      I don’t really complete about being single. It definitely has more freedom. But someday I’ll find the right person and I just want to hold hands and hug and stuff 😂 not too much to ask for, right?

    • @Mohalnassery
      @Mohalnassery 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      @@kcnoel5270 found a *nice girl* here. She is one of them

    • @noobslayer6915
      @noobslayer6915 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      True

    • @a-terrible-fate532
      @a-terrible-fate532 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      well these to high standards that some of these nice girls have are the reason why they are frequently single. No guy is attracted to such self absorbed women

    • @noobslayer6915
      @noobslayer6915 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Mohalnassery I know right

  • @_Nykolaii_
    @_Nykolaii_ 4 ปีที่แล้ว +403

    "Hardworking guy: he has no time for you"
    Floor: made out of floor

  • @FiensZy
    @FiensZy 3 ปีที่แล้ว +352

    "Men that aren't 6 ft aren't men"
    Height can't be changed unlike weight.

    • @yermum5652
      @yermum5652 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      you sound just like that woman lmao

    • @StinkyNuttyBalls
      @StinkyNuttyBalls 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      @@yermum5652 no u

    • @runeanonymous9760
      @runeanonymous9760 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      I mean, that’s also difficult? Possible, but you have to look into the underlying medical condition? Which might need surgery, but it’s possible?
      Anyways, people have their preferences, but it’s dickish to try to normalize and enforce them on others- some guys want stick figures, some girls want skyscrapers, but they shouldn’t shame people for not being attractive to them.

    • @nevergonnagiveyouup1180
      @nevergonnagiveyouup1180 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      It depends on the person. Some people have medical conditions that they were born with which is why they’re under or overweight
      And some people have unhealthy lifestyles
      It’s different depending on the person.

    • @radicalratretro
      @radicalratretro 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      There is something like daily fluctuation of height where every person becomes slightly shorter during the day due to gravity compressing spine.
      So... if i'm 6ft out of bed and then gradually lose half inch during day, does it also mean im losing my masculinity? Not going to argue with this logic, because it's already flawless. Now i know why my balls shrink during the day 😂

  • @facemcshooty6602
    @facemcshooty6602 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1375

    "uNdEr 6 ft. mAn ArEn't MeN"
    Jesus: am i a joke to you

    • @mrpotatomansoul2577
      @mrpotatomansoul2577 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Ikr

    • @onemonth8644
      @onemonth8644 4 ปีที่แล้ว +213

      Woman over 150lbs aren’t real women

    • @jhonvvick1289
      @jhonvvick1289 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      @@onemonth8644 Lmao

    • @fiishhi
      @fiishhi 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@onemonth8644 lo

    • @Stijn245
      @Stijn245 4 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      @@onemonth8644 and suddenly, it is a really offensive comment that is woman hating.

  • @sh1fter312
    @sh1fter312 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3522

    nononono if she glows after the breakup you weren't dating a girl...
    you were dating a glowstick

    • @kolya4536
      @kolya4536 4 ปีที่แล้ว +125

      moth romance in a nutshell

    • @Ticazoid95
      @Ticazoid95 4 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      What type of light bulb " glows " after a "break" up. Sounds like a curse to me.

    • @shroomyaspect9754
      @shroomyaspect9754 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Or an Angler Fish

    • @sheeshkabob
      @sheeshkabob 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Or a regular human (humans glow, just 1000x weaker than our eyesight, especially in the afternoon)

    • @sircuffington
      @sircuffington 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      @@sheeshkabob which means her bioluminescence hasn't increased from the breakup, but you have attained super sight

  • @shotsurviver4788
    @shotsurviver4788 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2180

    Saying women can’t be sexist is like saying black people cant be racist

    • @legendarymarston9174
      @legendarymarston9174 4 ปีที่แล้ว +274

      There are people who think that...

    • @shotsurviver4788
      @shotsurviver4788 4 ปีที่แล้ว +259

      LegendaryMarston there are people who think both they are all dumb

    • @legendarymarston9174
      @legendarymarston9174 4 ปีที่แล้ว +108

      @@shotsurviver4788 It's sad...

    • @xanthos9641
      @xanthos9641 4 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      @@legendarymarston9174 lmao Ikr

    • @commanderbastard1993
      @commanderbastard1993 4 ปีที่แล้ว +113

      @Khalil Benson
      Really? Because my black neighbours have some rather spicy names for Arabs that if I said would be called hate speech and racism so yeah, they certainly can.

  • @Bashuraptor
    @Bashuraptor 3 ปีที่แล้ว +38

    5:42 wow. That was very well worded.... I wish I could be this articulated

  • @EnvyTheLost
    @EnvyTheLost 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2213

    'pLaNtS aRe UsElEsS' they're more useful than whoever posted that

    • @mrpotatomansoul2577
      @mrpotatomansoul2577 4 ปีที่แล้ว +109

      Especially aloe vera lol. It saved my life multiple times from allergic reactions to shit 💀.

    • @banjoman8953
      @banjoman8953 4 ปีที่แล้ว +112

      Fuckin oxygen bitch

    • @josemontes1361
      @josemontes1361 4 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      One word: Crops

    • @chicken8664
      @chicken8664 4 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      WE ARE INDEPENDENT, WE DONT NEED DAMM OXYGEN

    • @KM-hv1jg
      @KM-hv1jg 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Thexpgamer1795 Reblog if you’re a strong, independent, obligate aerobic organism who doesn’t need any plant

  • @yeetmaster1221
    @yeetmaster1221 4 ปีที่แล้ว +662

    Girl: rejects 90 boys
    Also girl: why does no one love me

    • @pain2737
      @pain2737 4 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      trying to find the superman i guess...theres never enough for these types of girls, always want more

    • @ashmeowy
      @ashmeowy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      this is such a niceguy comment bruh

    • @pain2737
      @pain2737 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@ashmeowy how do you find a nice guy vibe from these 2 comments xD do you understand the nice guy´s stupidity enough anyway?

    • @akkok5059
      @akkok5059 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@pain2737 they're right though. A girl is not obligated to date anyone, and if she rejects someone there's a reason for it. It's not her fault. So...

    • @pain2737
      @pain2737 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      @@akkok5059 i cant believe you just said that...shame on you ._.

  • @donnamitsuki281
    @donnamitsuki281 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1856

    Nice Girl: *complains about not having a bf*
    Also Nice Girl: *has way **_too many_** "requirements" to date her*

    • @Kennabon
      @Kennabon 5 ปีที่แล้ว +84

      Donatelia Sakura I actually don’t think it’s bad to set a high bar for dating, but I do have a problem with people that wanna whine about no one reaching that bar. If you set it, live with it.

    • @leeboofficial
      @leeboofficial 5 ปีที่แล้ว +73

      Kenneth Wilson yeah, but having requirements for height? thats something you literally cannot control.

    • @leeboofficial
      @leeboofficial 5 ปีที่แล้ว +62

      Kenneth Wilson also, what about those with requirements for high salaries?? thats just a fucking golddigger and probably toxic girl.

    • @kinorris1709
      @kinorris1709 5 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      @@leeboofficial thats true. Setting a 6 figure bar for salary means she'll probably just try to find a way to take half yo shit.

    • @Kennabon
      @Kennabon 5 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      Silent Dubstep don’t misunderstand. I’m not saying all requirements are fair, or smart, I just think it’s okay to have your own standards. Besides, if someone demands that you be tall and rich just to talk to them, they’re probably doing you a favor by being unreachable for you.

  • @justjohn2146
    @justjohn2146 3 ปีที่แล้ว +58

    "Find your breaking up with me good luck finding another girl like me"
    *Why would i find another girl like you that's the reason why i broke up with you*

  • @jarnodatema
    @jarnodatema 4 ปีที่แล้ว +931

    Nice girl: “chivalry is dead.”
    Me: *challenges her to a medieval duel*

    • @franziska9260
      @franziska9260 4 ปีที่แล้ว +67

      Now that, I'd pay to see

    • @ChronoMoth
      @ChronoMoth 4 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      @@franziska9260 same get some medieval dueling back

    • @shimplsfn
      @shimplsfn 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      That was on one of his vids lmao.

    • @shimplsfn
      @shimplsfn 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Still funny tho

    • @herredward9277
      @herredward9277 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Good tactics to train new recruits!
      TOGETHER! WE SHALL BE STRONGER TO RETAKE JERUSALEM! MY BROTHERS!

  • @tshi8829
    @tshi8829 5 ปีที่แล้ว +543

    Karen: Stage 1 Nice girl
    Karen: Stage 2 Joins anti vaccination groups on faceboobk
    Karen: stage 3 entitled parent

    • @Chaos_Crew_Sys
      @Chaos_Crew_Sys 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      OFFWHITE Skechers
      They won’t be a parent for long

    • @b-chroniumproductions3177
      @b-chroniumproductions3177 5 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      @@Chaos_Crew_Sys That joke gets old... But you know who doesn't?

    • @CardZed
      @CardZed 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@b-chroniumproductions3177 my dog because he has cancer

    • @rares2049
      @rares2049 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@CardZed poor dog. I am so sorry for you . I hope he/she will survive

    • @xxxfire_leonxxx
      @xxxfire_leonxxx 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      You forgot the stage where they trap poor guys that didn't unlock there sharengan to see the bull shit

  • @theholyspirit8985
    @theholyspirit8985 4 ปีที่แล้ว +489

    The women in this I don’t even know why I made. This is infuriating

    • @andbone1090
      @andbone1090 4 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      Please just.....kill them

    • @frkiwii
      @frkiwii 4 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      Did you create the virus to get rid of them?

    • @andbone1090
      @andbone1090 4 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      @@frkiwii he did just in the cost of us

    • @instinctbrosgaming9699
      @instinctbrosgaming9699 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      I know you said you wouldn't flood the Earth again, but I think you might need to find some other way because the virus isn't working fast enough.

    • @santiagovazquez5825
      @santiagovazquez5825 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Give me a few months and i can get rid of 50% and you deal of the rest deal?

  • @ЕлицаМалинова-е2я
    @ЕлицаМалинова-е2я 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    as a girl my self i apologize for women like them
    and no, not all of us are like that

  • @guy7912
    @guy7912 4 ปีที่แล้ว +368

    Man: gives a respectful detailed reason why he doesnt want to be with the girl
    The girl: Haha I'll harass u haha

    • @aWERFRGT6545BGFG
      @aWERFRGT6545BGFG 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Its not "girl" girl means little kid. If you're going to say girl then atleast use the term boy as well.
      Seriously girl and man?, man is a god damn adult what are you saying here?

    • @aWERFRGT6545BGFG
      @aWERFRGT6545BGFG 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @Noob. I guess. Woman* not girl, girl is a child.

    • @guy7912
      @guy7912 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Lol

    • @aWERFRGT6545BGFG
      @aWERFRGT6545BGFG 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Noob. I guess. :) happy to help

    • @manticoremeasuringassjiggl5203
      @manticoremeasuringassjiggl5203 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      @@aWERFRGT6545BGFG actually it's girl becoz like you said girl is a kid and this girls in the video are acting like babies and are phenomenally immature but if they act like ladies then they can be called women.

  • @Aubob69
    @Aubob69 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1599

    Girl: **insults bf, yells at bf, tells bf that shes leaving and cheats on bf.**
    Boy: Okay bye
    **2 days later**
    Girl: WHY THE HECK WERE YOU NOT BREAKING INTO MY HOUSE
    Boys: **Confusion**

    • @stioncc593
      @stioncc593 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Yes

    • @slkjvlkfsvnlsdfhgdght5447
      @slkjvlkfsvnlsdfhgdght5447 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      I'm not sure this really happens very often...

    • @stioncc593
      @stioncc593 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      slkjvlkfsvnls dfhgdght no it happens

    • @wyattkhanghy
      @wyattkhanghy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Toby Farley Yeaaaaaahhhhhhhh *broken window in backround*

    • @slkjvlkfsvnlsdfhgdght5447
      @slkjvlkfsvnlsdfhgdght5447 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@stioncc593 I didn't say it doesn't happen at all. I only said that I think it's rare

  • @nala105
    @nala105 5 ปีที่แล้ว +591

    "My last bf was very smart even smarter than me"
    "but he is still dumb because he left me"
    did she call herself dumb?

    • @bulldowozer5858
      @bulldowozer5858 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @Redswimmer28 Lloyd und Harry

    • @ae-ee-eye-oh-you
      @ae-ee-eye-oh-you 5 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      I mean, she's too dumb to realize so...

    • @tanasirobert9157
      @tanasirobert9157 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Toad Otad she doesn’t HAVE to call herself dumb for us to realize lol

    • @ae-ee-eye-oh-you
      @ae-ee-eye-oh-you 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Attac
      No shit Sherlock.

    • @mrpiston6177
      @mrpiston6177 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I don’t even think she has a brain

  • @raz8308
    @raz8308 3 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    At this point, I might actually reject humanity and return to the monke forest

  • @combineharvester1949
    @combineharvester1949 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2768

    'pLaNtS aRe UsElEsS'
    That person should carry around a plant to replace all the oxygen they waste.

    • @idk-uh1gs
      @idk-uh1gs 4 ปีที่แล้ว +74

      DAMN

    • @hubdub1130
      @hubdub1130 4 ปีที่แล้ว +66

      I’ll call the ambulance damn-

    • @denyhaguilar679
      @denyhaguilar679 3 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      DING DING DING DING DING DING DING!

    • @ashleyweeks2697
      @ashleyweeks2697 3 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      You freaking killed her dude

    • @alexmaddox8307
      @alexmaddox8307 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      You took this from another subreddit

  • @betambalu9785
    @betambalu9785 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2174

    “Ugh, hate when that happens. Hate being unfaithful. Shout out to ProJared.”
    r/murderedbywords

    • @netherin5844
      @netherin5844 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Yikes

    • @abortthesentientfetus8447
      @abortthesentientfetus8447 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      I woulda said "Shout out to Dr. Disrespect"

    • @netherin5844
      @netherin5844 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @R P Projared cheated (kinda it was weird) on his wife with a fellow TH-camr. The entire situation and everyone involved was pretty shit.

    • @steffennguyen5904
      @steffennguyen5904 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Dude me and my friends were watching it and we fucking flipped out to this

    • @razlol6362
      @razlol6362 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @R P so basically jared was cheating on his wife heidi with rubberninja/ross's wife holly, who is commander holly. the world fuckin' flipped out. oh, he also sent and received countless nudes from fans, many whom were underage. he's fuckin' messed up and his career is donezo.

  • @katherine_kic2412
    @katherine_kic2412 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1485

    Nice girls: women come in all different shapes and sizes, some of us can't choose how we look and that's not our fault. (Ok, kind of true)
    Also nice girls: if you are under 6 feet, then you are NOT a man, you are a child >:(

    • @mariana2916
      @mariana2916 5 ปีที่แล้ว +60

      The best logic always😬 big yikes

    • @klickonthat5244
      @klickonthat5244 5 ปีที่แล้ว +173

      The funny thing is, the guys who are under 6 ft are probably taller than her, and yet she considers them children

    • @paintnracers
      @paintnracers 5 ปีที่แล้ว +78

      They can change what they look like
      1. Diet
      2. Plastic surgery
      3. Workout

    • @justsomeone143
      @justsomeone143 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      At yet nobody spray Jose Altuve with raid

    • @katherine_kic2412
      @katherine_kic2412 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@justsomeone143 what?

  • @BryceNolen
    @BryceNolen 5 ปีที่แล้ว +478

    Bro, that dude’s monologue on not wanting a codependent relationship was on point though.

    • @NeoEidolon
      @NeoEidolon 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Fr tho

    • @kenzij
      @kenzij 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      It was, though as a person who is basically only capable of forming codependent friendships (I mean I have others but they're surface friendships, like I'm not going to text you even if I just need an extra body for something), it felt a little like a personal attack.

    • @Chaos_Crew_Sys
      @Chaos_Crew_Sys 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Quality

    • @bossSHREDDER210
      @bossSHREDDER210 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      and the f..kin way she reacted was horrific like how could people be such an a..hole if i were to actually see her irl i would b...h slap her so dam hard and say to her..... how could you be so god damn stupid and say such heartless things to a guy that put so much time into saying that text... B!!!H and walk away

    • @shwuggle
      @shwuggle 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I feel like he said all the words I wish I would have said a couple times in my life.

  • @Average_everything
    @Average_everything 3 ปีที่แล้ว +96

    nobody:
    the dislikes: all girls because this is 'sexist'

    • @oofye747
      @oofye747 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      If any girls think this is sexist as a fellow girl I will pretend to be on their side and then shave their legs sideways like a fucking filet o fish. I mean tbh it is a sexist subreddit... Towards men....

    • @Average_everything
      @Average_everything 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@oofye747 dont worry about it, there is also a subreddit for guys called
      r/niceguys, so it is equal only if you look in the right place

    • @oofye747
      @oofye747 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@Average_everything I have been there it's equally as fear wrenching but with neck beards

    • @scarm_rune
      @scarm_rune 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      r/niceguys is literally just neckbeards fighting other neckbeards

    • @erloarde7443
      @erloarde7443 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      *some girls alr not all of them btw im a boy

  • @thereplier46
    @thereplier46 4 ปีที่แล้ว +499

    Boy: *emotion*
    Litterally every woman besides the sensible ones: SCHOOL SHOOTER! SCHOOL SHOOTER!

    • @LuckD7cky
      @LuckD7cky 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      lol

    • @iclynnx
      @iclynnx 4 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      .... What.... As a female, I am already getting irritated over other women acting sexist. I have a problem where I get pretty defensive of anything being insulted. I have not even had any good experiences of males over 10 but I still defend them.

    • @Dyingsewerrat
      @Dyingsewerrat 4 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      Me: *sees boy crying*
      Also me: Come here hun, lemme comfort you
      that's the story how most of my friends are Boys

    • @veemie8148
      @veemie8148 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      @@Dyingsewerrat you are a good soul

    • @setsers1
      @setsers1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      🙄😠😆

  • @taurusdragon4763
    @taurusdragon4763 4 ปีที่แล้ว +458

    All these women are just giving me a headache. They're so entitled

    • @MersuneLiku
      @MersuneLiku 4 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      Taurus Dragon And all the girls in my district wondered why I hate them so much. They are all nicegirls trying to pull me into their circle of incells for high school clout. Nah. I'd rather hang out the the guy who bullies me than you bitches.

    • @MsKids2004-2005
      @MsKids2004-2005 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I agree

    • @blaisezabini4006
      @blaisezabini4006 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      What about the “it was just a meme” thing? I think it’s a meme
      Should I be woooshed? Idk
      Not trying to be rude, I’m just confused

    • @briishcabbage568
      @briishcabbage568 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@Salza02 ye can people realise that? just because ur a girl doesn't mean u can be sexist, being black doesn't mean you can be racist and get away with it
      heres a definition of racism and sexism (not official, I didn't copy and paste these are not real)
      if you treat the other skin colour worse/better, ur racist
      if you make being black as an excuse to calling people racist, you`re racist
      if you treat the other gender worse/better, ur sexist
      if you make being a Woman into an excuse for being sexist, ur sexist
      Edit: thx @LegoGenius16 for saying that reply

    • @legogenius1667
      @legogenius1667 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@briishcabbage568 I would like to point out one thing, I think we should replace "you can't be racist" with "you shouldn't be racist". As soon as we start limiting free speech, we go down a slippery slope that has always lead to disaster. I say it's the job of parents to teach manners to their kids, not the job of any entity to limit what people can say. I may disagree with what racists say, but I would never take away their right to say it because that will come back to bite me later :)

  • @giantpinkcat
    @giantpinkcat 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1710

    "They're the same gender as Trump and Hitler"
    Girl, we're the same gender as Wendy Williams.

    • @alyziar
      @alyziar 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      What's wrong with wendy williams?

    • @hwaitboii8346
      @hwaitboii8346 3 ปีที่แล้ว +97

      @@alyziar she made fun of Joaquin Phoenix’s cleft lip a year ago

    • @alyziar
      @alyziar 3 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      @@hwaitboii8346 oh. That's not okay

    • @medicgaming2994
      @medicgaming2994 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      if I may ask whos wendy williams?

    • @giantpinkcat
      @giantpinkcat 3 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      @@medicgaming2994
      NOBODY TELL HIM

  • @justacloudyboi8033
    @justacloudyboi8033 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    "nicegirl": Lol I'm allowed to be sexist
    *screams in 14th amendment*

  • @siregg8528
    @siregg8528 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1595

    "Your r/nicegirl is evolving!"
    "Your r/nicegirl has evolved into a r/entitledparent"
    "Thanks for bringing hell to Earth!"

    • @brece5452
      @brece5452 4 ปีที่แล้ว +56

      “What’s this, you gave you’re r/nicegirl a strange haircut, she is evolving into a Karen. If you give her the internet stone she has the potential to evolve into a Anti-Vaxxer. Congrats”

    • @alucozadebottle4423
      @alucozadebottle4423 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      LETS KILL EM ALL THROW EM ON A ISLAND AND NUUUUUKE

    • @lmaoo8742
      @lmaoo8742 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@alucozadebottle4423 chill bro maybe just a normal bomb

    • @Fortnitesexgamer69420
      @Fortnitesexgamer69420 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I choose my OP and use camara evidence

    • @dfaplaymaker4194
      @dfaplaymaker4194 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Karen: can I speak to your manager!

  • @Antorion
    @Antorion 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1363

    As a girl I would like to apologise on behalf of all girls, didn't know the nicegirl pandemic was this wildspread

    • @antfucker98-c8u
      @antfucker98-c8u 4 ปีที่แล้ว +90

      You get a medal

    • @orbitingsentientsatellite4361
      @orbitingsentientsatellite4361 4 ปีที่แล้ว +97

      Congratulations you get a medal for acting like a normal human being, now listen i know that sounds like im bashing you but im not im making a joke based on how these asshole “nice girls” seem to be the norm these days. Im sad inside...

    • @froggdoggs8551
      @froggdoggs8551 4 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      I second this

    • @antfucker98-c8u
      @antfucker98-c8u 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      @@froggdoggs8551 I third this

    • @krsmanjovanovic8607
      @krsmanjovanovic8607 4 ปีที่แล้ว +54

      Exactly, being normal/decent human being has nothing to do with gender!

  • @HeleentheArcane
    @HeleentheArcane 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2011

    The entitled family tree:
    Nice Guy. Nice girl
    "Kyle"--------"Karen"
    \ /
    Entitled kid
    "Kevin"
    Edit: I changed up the names so it fits their personalities more. Nice Guy is no longer called Chad.

    • @TheSavage3.6
      @TheSavage3.6 4 ปีที่แล้ว +52

      Jirøn Ølevild nice guy and nice girl are related too, btw

    • @HeleentheArcane
      @HeleentheArcane 4 ปีที่แล้ว +63

      @@TheSavage3.6 sweeeet home Alabama...

    • @KicksPregnantWomen
      @KicksPregnantWomen 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      kyle*

    • @jolty6969
      @jolty6969 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      It's either Kyle or Billy

    • @slipkeli
      @slipkeli 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Dang I guess nice guys and nice girls are all from Alabama

  • @spamtongspamton9900
    @spamtongspamton9900 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    “If my bestfriend had a car..GHE PASSENGER SEAT IS MY SEAT”
    me carving the passenger seat out of my car: _fool_

    • @theheatedoneplus2463
      @theheatedoneplus2463 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      You fool! I have a three wheeled car with one seat! The homies are hanging on the side!

  • @deftonejuju
    @deftonejuju 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1257

    Depressed boys:
    Society: I sleep
    Depressed girls:
    Society: *WOKE*

    • @trevorderringer269
      @trevorderringer269 4 ปีที่แล้ว +102

      Remember, males are not allowed to show emotion. That makes them not a man. They can't be short either.

    • @tiashadrows3469
      @tiashadrows3469 4 ปีที่แล้ว +70

      Boys: show emotion
      Media: imma bout to end dis mans whole career

    • @1SGCarter
      @1SGCarter 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      You need to be a strong man to face your emotions, suppressing them is for insecure beta males. I cried infront of women and it was never a big deal because I also rock shit. 💪🏽😎

    • @raulrosas5068
      @raulrosas5068 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      • Myan’s Gacha • thats why FUCK society

    • @kylie7186
      @kylie7186 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      that sounds a little bit hypocritical coming from a Gacha youtuber with the description in your youtube saying these EXACT words : "I’m a depressed middle schooler with no motivation ." Also judging my your whole entire youtube page it kinda shows your a boy.

  • @smalme
    @smalme 4 ปีที่แล้ว +676

    “All men are stupid”
    Issac Newton, Albert Einstein. Do I need to go further?

    • @chloe-lk6cu
      @chloe-lk6cu 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @ScreamingManiac
      @ScreamingManiac 3 ปีที่แล้ว +115

      She even said her ex was smarter than her, I guess he was smart enough to leave her.

    • @jordizierz3395
      @jordizierz3395 3 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      Josiah Gibbs, Nikola Tesla, Michael Faraday, Benjamin Franklin, Johann Gutenberg, etc etc etc.

    • @bachboy678
      @bachboy678 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Alessandro Volta

    • @dkjcb3993
      @dkjcb3993 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Her: He was stupid!
      Also her: He was smarter than me tho, but he's still so stupid!!1!
      Me: 👁👄👁 So by consequence, you admit that you're stupid? Nice

  • @lsolasagna642
    @lsolasagna642 4 ปีที่แล้ว +555

    “ But a woman without a man is a genius “
    *Explain to me why I got a 1 ON MY SCIENCE TEST. E X P L A I N.*

    • @foxcom3183
      @foxcom3183 4 ปีที่แล้ว +89

      clearly there is a lurking male ninja hanging around you, and you must eliminate him to reach enlightenment

    • @xyrabelleperocho3917
      @xyrabelleperocho3917 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Willøw's Corner how the hell do you even get a 1 on a test-

    • @pain2737
      @pain2737 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      i dont understand the logic...she prob is a genius if she was single when posting this, too much brain power for me xDDD (no really whats wrong with her..can someone help her?)

    • @felidae2855
      @felidae2855 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Xyrabelle Perocho
      Maybe it was a 1-4 grade thingy? I had that in my Elementary School

    • @xarim4769
      @xarim4769 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Xyrabelle Perocho a classmate once got 0/10 in middle school, so it's possible. It depends on the school though, most of my professors (high school) don't give under 2

  • @Charadoesthatgaming
    @Charadoesthatgaming 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    9:07 communication is key to a relationship and that list it’s the exact opposite of it

    • @linkfromzelda1002
      @linkfromzelda1002 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Is your pfp Miko from Love Is War or am I high?

  • @tiggle5485
    @tiggle5485 4 ปีที่แล้ว +504

    “Why do guys only go after short girls?”
    *only dates men 6’2” and up*

    • @stubmytoe
      @stubmytoe 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      th-cam.com/video/MkUg0mz5DkU/w-d-xo.html

    • @dentist8444
      @dentist8444 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@stubmytoe why the advertising

    • @davethekiddiestrangler5996
      @davethekiddiestrangler5996 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@stubmytoe nice meme bro

    • @halmittens
      @halmittens 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      LMAO

    • @homersimpson4379
      @homersimpson4379 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      tiggle5485 Not all girls do that though and not guys either so I don't know why they say it.

  • @CharlieFoxtrot
    @CharlieFoxtrot 5 ปีที่แล้ว +520

    >"I buy a new car every year"
    >"I make 50k a year"
    Jesus no wonder no one wants to date you with all that debt

    • @Redbikemaster
      @Redbikemaster 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Ikr.
      Paid off older cars are where it's at!

    • @serenav6156
      @serenav6156 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      You can easily buy a new car each year if you make $50,000 though... cars are not that expensive.

    • @Redbikemaster
      @Redbikemaster 5 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      @@serenav6156 it's not great financial sense though

    • @serenav6156
      @serenav6156 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      ​@@Redbikemaster Depends on if it is your hobby. It is a hobby that I am thinking of taking (purchasing (a) new or old cars/ vehicles each year) because I absolutely love cars/ vehicles and do not spend much money on anything else.

    • @pajamas720
      @pajamas720 5 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      @@serenav6156 theres also not many hobbies that cost as much as finding cars every year. i sincerely hope whoever you end up with has deep pockets and patience.

  • @lurighashandarei1318
    @lurighashandarei1318 4 ปีที่แล้ว +103

    6:16 damn that's the most mature response ever. Im jealous of their ability of explains their emotional state and their boundaries

    • @gilnahnu
      @gilnahnu 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      fr

  • @SnuggieMaple
    @SnuggieMaple ปีที่แล้ว +2

    “But he let me go so he’s stupid”
    That man dodged a bullet

  • @theanonymouswayz3566
    @theanonymouswayz3566 4 ปีที่แล้ว +369

    Girls: how does it feel to be the same gender As Trump
    *Well how does it feel to be the same gender as Amy Schumer*
    *C H E C K M A T E*

    • @spectralknightgaming8364
      @spectralknightgaming8364 4 ปีที่แล้ว +59

      Well wonder how they feel being the opposite gender of shrek

    • @Hoosierdilf
      @Hoosierdilf 4 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      @@spectralknightgaming8364 I feel very sad and mad because shrek is the best. 😞😢

    • @spectralknightgaming8364
      @spectralknightgaming8364 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @Noob. I guess. or belle delphine

    • @Hoosierdilf
      @Hoosierdilf 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @Noob. I guess. I'm jealous 😿

    • @theanonymouswayz3566
      @theanonymouswayz3566 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Eww I feel like a simp now OH SHIT GO BACK

  • @MoonPatch
    @MoonPatch 5 ปีที่แล้ว +668

    "I'm allowed to be sexist"
    I mean, you're *allowed* to be many things:
    Sexist, racist, rude, dense, ignorant and even dead!
    Isn't this life of ours wonderful, to give us so many technically legal options?

    • @icantpretend726
      @icantpretend726 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      You're allowed to be a murderer.

    • @MoonPatch
      @MoonPatch 5 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      @@icantpretend726 Well no, that one is actually illegal

    • @icantpretend726
      @icantpretend726 5 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      @@MoonPatch well I mean depends on how you see allowed because I see allowed more as that you can do it like life allows you to do that.

    • @MoonPatch
      @MoonPatch 5 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      @@icantpretend726 Fair enough!

    • @korialogo
      @korialogo 5 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      I mean, yeah, if you’re talking about physics, for example, the circumstances allow me to do all kinds of stuff. If one has a moral code, however, they likely are not allowed to be sexist, racist, etc by their morals (depending on their code; some groups value things that are, in my opinion, bad.)

  • @pastapanda4042
    @pastapanda4042 4 ปีที่แล้ว +456

    Chivalry is dead and women like this killed it.

    • @Emis_Builds
      @Emis_Builds 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Agreed like you wonder why men don’t like you like check your self girl

    • @iservedioyt4908
      @iservedioyt4908 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I know but they cant listen out to us

    • @itoaste
      @itoaste 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      (Enter roblox oof coffin dance 🕺⚰️🕺meme here)

    • @firstnamelastname7298
      @firstnamelastname7298 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      thats why i dont treat people nicely unless i see that they are nice but if they are a dck then im fcking off

    • @shamellmichaels291
      @shamellmichaels291 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Yes yes!
      Also have any of you seen a God sword gotta kill all the nice girls and Karen's

  • @MrPrinceTheRizzardOfOz
    @MrPrinceTheRizzardOfOz 3 ปีที่แล้ว +33

    No one:


    My brain: pLaNtS cAn ShOoT zOmBiEs

    • @theniceumbrella7174
      @theniceumbrella7174 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Potatoes are also pretty pog

    • @PirateShux
      @PirateShux 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@theniceumbrella7174 walnuts are my favorite, but lettuce/ice lettuce are good too

  • @circuscuppet8779
    @circuscuppet8779 4 ปีที่แล้ว +428

    why do nice girls want tall guys? at this point y’all wanting a whole giraffe.

    • @2007ghettonissanaltima
      @2007ghettonissanaltima 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      I'm dead

    • @2007ghettonissanaltima
      @2007ghettonissanaltima 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @how to wrestleing y xfjkcgicj

    • @zainabshah1288
      @zainabshah1288 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I dont get it tho . Im 5"11 and i dont mind height at all

    • @agirlinsearchof9057
      @agirlinsearchof9057 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Because they have unrealistic expectations. Which is part of the reason they’re often single. It’s one thing to want a person who takes care of themselves. It’s another to not just like but *expect* an uncommon thing beyond the person’s control.

    • @circuscuppet8779
      @circuscuppet8779 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Tammy Breckheimer these👏are👏facts

  • @tyrannapusandfriends6254
    @tyrannapusandfriends6254 4 ปีที่แล้ว +546

    **When you start reading the comments and see that you’ve already liked them**
    “Wait this... this isn’t a new video”

  • @llamasarethesuperiorspecie2681
    @llamasarethesuperiorspecie2681 4 ปีที่แล้ว +290

    “Men under 6ft aren’t men”
    Women who think it’s ok to be like that aren’t women

    • @crispydonut_0
      @crispydonut_0 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Women who are under 200 pounds aren't women

    • @shash._.
      @shash._. 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@crispydonut_0 isn't it supposed to be over?

    • @crispydonut_0
      @crispydonut_0 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@shash._. oh whoops

    • @leenaanis6254
      @leenaanis6254 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      *check mate congrats u win* im not like that I thought my 5'11 dad was 7 ft So 5'11 to me is still tall.

    • @leenaanis6254
      @leenaanis6254 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@crispydonut_0 edit it

  • @-AdityarajPatil
    @-AdityarajPatil 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    Whenever I start to criticize myself too much I watch this videos, proves I'm not the biggest idiot alive.

    • @garfeldi7860
      @garfeldi7860 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      It Always Surprises Me How There Is People Denser Than Me

  • @patrikcath1025
    @patrikcath1025 5 ปีที่แล้ว +710

    Oh no, I dropped something. It's my faith in humanity as a whole

    • @LocalManwhore
      @LocalManwhore 5 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Atleast you have enough room to carry some fine roly-polies

    • @itshozz2582
      @itshozz2582 5 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Good luck trying to pick that back up not even blessed images will help

    • @KuvaPefo
      @KuvaPefo 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      patrikcath same.

    • @bridgerfogg5319
      @bridgerfogg5319 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      To quote Mark Twain “the more I see of people, the more I love my dog”

    • @Kirbs428
      @Kirbs428 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Now us men should ask the question
      Why girls?
      In the wise words of my friend
      Why u bully me?

  • @GregPhillipsInc.
    @GregPhillipsInc. 4 ปีที่แล้ว +586

    Girls: I hate you
    Boys: :)
    Girls: STOP IGNORING ME

    • @andbone1090
      @andbone1090 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Ng:im breaking up with you
      Boys:oh k
      Nice girl:HoW DaRe YoU iGnOrE mE

    • @ren8436
      @ren8436 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Nice Girls: sToP iGnOrInG mE i'M iGnOrInG yOu!1!1one!!1!one11!!

    • @Pimmelberger
      @Pimmelberger 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      STOP IGNORING ME IGNORING YOU!

    • @forestgiliad3504
      @forestgiliad3504 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      If you ignore her then she thinks she won and will be annoying
      If you clap back she will then be a total bitch
      This mostly applies for "nice girls" but Karen's also exist

    • @GregPhillipsInc.
      @GregPhillipsInc. 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Ya

  • @tvyvess
    @tvyvess 4 ปีที่แล้ว +252

    The entirety of r/nicegirls:
    Yeah I’m quirky
    Q manipulative
    U
    I
    R
    K
    Y

    • @fabioravera6579
      @fabioravera6579 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      It's even funnier said by Junko Enoshima, somehow

    • @tvyvess
      @tvyvess 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Fabio Ravera Thank you

    • @Antorion
      @Antorion 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Q manipulative
      U mean
      I only likes guy bc of dick
      R narcsissist (dunno how to spell it)
      K sexist
      Y psychopath

    • @AsunaChan
      @AsunaChan 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      was forgetting the R intentional?, I'm asking as I don't want to look dumb

    • @tvyvess
      @tvyvess 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      BrokenH00k holy fuck I never noticed that

  • @charliew.5416
    @charliew.5416 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Damien, you comfort me at 3:00 and distract me from my stresses in life. Thank you.

  • @charvikripalani2270
    @charvikripalani2270 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1071

    "Men under 6ft aren't men"
    "Women smaller than D cup aren't women"
    *CHECKMATE*

    • @Ckb.
      @Ckb. 4 ปีที่แล้ว +68

      yo dont come at me like that its rude ion do nuthing to you ;c

    • @charvikripalani2270
      @charvikripalani2270 4 ปีที่แล้ว +100

      Hahah, lol sorry to you both. 😂😂
      But having a 6ft height expectation from all men is is as realistic as having a D cup expectation from all women

    • @sticky_maple3050
      @sticky_maple3050 4 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      As much as it hurts, this some straight facts

    • @charvikripalani2270
      @charvikripalani2270 4 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      @@Ckb. idk, it just seems weird you know? Like okay I might get it as I myself want a guy who's relatively stronger than me(because I'm weak AF), but height?
      That's like just looking at someone's body and ignoring their personality.
      I'm not saying body isn't important, but its not the be all end all for me. If I found a guy who's sweet enough and he happened to be a little shorter; I have no problems. Heck I'll even go with a guy who's weaker than me if he's sweet enough.
      But I guess it depends from person to person, there are men out there who won't date women who at least have a C cup too...although I still think everyone deserves a chance based on their personality

    • @Ckb.
      @Ckb. 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@charvikripalani2270 im not saying i wont ignore anyone thats shorter than me, sorry if i seemed like that type of girl. I would still look at their personality and if they're sweet enough i'll still date them even if they are shorter

  • @Jamie69
    @Jamie69 4 ปีที่แล้ว +757

    “Spray men under 5’11” with raid
    Use elephant rifles on women over 200 lbs. 😳😳

    • @bryanthealien6734
      @bryanthealien6734 4 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      Ooooooww sh!t

    • @shamshadalam5081
      @shamshadalam5081 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha- hmm

    • @joeyjointjebaiter1275
      @joeyjointjebaiter1275 4 ปีที่แล้ว +97

      As a 5'1" guy, i'd love to get sprayed by our sponsor, Raid: Shadow Legends

    • @theunknowman12
      @theunknowman12 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Destruction 100

    • @OmegaDeltaOmicron
      @OmegaDeltaOmicron 4 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      @@joeyjointjebaiter1275 *did you just pull an EPIC GAMER move*

  • @wuzzierash578
    @wuzzierash578 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2039

    Only 90's kids will remember the old voice actor for Emkay
    Edit: well I wish I didn't anymore

    • @ademolad7215
      @ademolad7215 5 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      Yeah, I wonder who that guy was?

    • @yournextdoorgamerwithgames2945
      @yournextdoorgamerwithgames2945 5 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      WuzZieRaSH I miss that guy

    • @wuzzierash578
      @wuzzierash578 5 ปีที่แล้ว +66

      YOU STUPID FUCKING IDIOT!! YOU DON'T KNOW WHO MICHAEL WAZOWSKI IS!?!?!!

    • @lordvampire9947
      @lordvampire9947 5 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      He got murdered by damien so he gets a big utub channel or kidnapped

    • @flaffy6181
      @flaffy6181 5 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      Pft your comment doesnt make sense because TH-cam didnt exist in the 90s. Dumby.
      *sarcasm*

  • @soviet_raccoon4855
    @soviet_raccoon4855 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    I'm going to be honest here, I've been super bummed about not having a gf for the past few years, this video helped me remember just a few of the reasons why

  • @nanamivibing
    @nanamivibing 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1174

    Nice Girls: Men, stop judging women who are overweight. It’s disgusting and sexist. Honestly, men make me sick.
    Man: *Isn’t 6 foot tall, doesn’t make over 200K a year, isn’t blindly obedient and doesn’t live to serve his girl*
    Also Nice Girls: *You have entered the comedy area*

    • @bruh-my4ne
      @bruh-my4ne 5 ปีที่แล้ว +58

      Also Nice Girls: *You are not a clown, you are the whole circus*

    • @ChocoMuffin23
      @ChocoMuffin23 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Lol true, also your pfp is so cute :D

    • @kittyplayz1480
      @kittyplayz1480 5 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      Women who judge based on height confuse me. Captain America was 5'4 before the serum, but he was still an amazing person. Like what? Idk, maybe I just don't understand how attraction works. Probs the latter because I'm aro.

    • @JohnDoe-vw4zf
      @JohnDoe-vw4zf 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @Egg Muffin Showing someone they're hypocritical isn't a knock against your own argument

    • @difficultbastard
      @difficultbastard 5 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      @@ちゃんりゅこ Can you grow taller ? No
      Can you lose weight?

  • @agodawfulmspaintabominatio2631
    @agodawfulmspaintabominatio2631 5 ปีที่แล้ว +311

    >in a relationship the Male is always wrong
    *confused confusion in gay *

    • @ashivy3031
      @ashivy3031 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Lmafo nice

    • @hijusthi5114
      @hijusthi5114 5 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      *Confusion in Lesbian*

    • @caipirinhagaudy
      @caipirinhagaudy 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      *non-binary screech*

    • @miyashroom
      @miyashroom 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      *confused in pansexual*

    • @caipirinhagaudy
      @caipirinhagaudy 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@graysgayhangout5996 same tho-

  • @diannaphantom9991
    @diannaphantom9991 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1350

    "Shoutout to Projared"
    **chokes on French fry, trying not to die of laughter**

    • @DisguisedMunkee
      @DisguisedMunkee 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Holly had similar issue. Ay oh! My first and only jared joke, you made me have to

    • @attainascend
      @attainascend 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Bro they are called 'chips'

    • @crimes2004
      @crimes2004 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@attainascend Not everyone calls them that. Also, if this is actually a joke and I'm an idiot, please do NOT r/woosh me.

    • @astweaverling
      @astweaverling 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@crimes2004 probably isn't or it's a stupid kid that thinks the French fries he sees in fish and chips is actually called chips

    • @jenniferc.8833
      @jenniferc.8833 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Can I have some fries pls

  • @Nationalsgaming-it6uw
    @Nationalsgaming-it6uw 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    And it’s at this point I’ve concluded. Relationships are weird. I shall go back down to the shell of loneliness.

  • @yourfemboyboyfriend813
    @yourfemboyboyfriend813 4 ปีที่แล้ว +261

    I’ve actually seen a post where a woman says and a quote
    (Username)snob
    “Men have no EXUCE to be under 6ft.”
    “HIT THE GYM FATASS.”
    I laughed so hard on how SOME women are like this.

    • @nadirwoodson9321
      @nadirwoodson9321 4 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      how the fuck did she even got on the internet if she's that dumb

    • @starlight4649
      @starlight4649 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      There's no excuse to be bad at spelling...
      Hit the library dipshit.
      Too many people like this out there.

    • @garrettsavidge4936
      @garrettsavidge4936 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Wow, if only I knew sooner that working out would make me taller

    • @mclegomods6402
      @mclegomods6402 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Watch the movie Central Intelligence, please.

    • @thegreatlordshaxx1869
      @thegreatlordshaxx1869 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      You have a very interessting Profile Pic there

  • @TheVojvoda
    @TheVojvoda 5 ปีที่แล้ว +601

    Absolute horrible infidelity that can ruin a partners trust, self esteem, and respect
    r/nicegirls: is this empowerment?

    • @is0l4ti0n
      @is0l4ti0n 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      You mean what most men do? *sips tea*

    • @fabiomoreira1506
      @fabiomoreira1506 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@is0l4ti0n not a gender specific problem SIPS CAPPUCCINO.

    • @deusvult9439
      @deusvult9439 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@is0l4ti0n We need stats, because I actualy see more woman doing it. But well it's just my little personal experience

  • @TheBonkleFox
    @TheBonkleFox 5 ปีที่แล้ว +680

    "if you're under 6ft you aren't a man"
    May i introduce you to Mr. Danny DeVito over here?

    • @gwyrddcwningensys807
      @gwyrddcwningensys807 5 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      Or Peter Dinklage

    • @ignismido7886
      @ignismido7886 5 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      they are ultra-man so it doesnt count.

    • @joe8124
      @joe8124 5 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      The G-Wing danny devito isn’t a man
      He’s a fuckin MACHINE

    • @cybertruck8261
      @cybertruck8261 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      MPG Arctic actually he is our savior

    • @kurumiiiiim1245
      @kurumiiiiim1245 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      He would just say: back off bitch

  • @Equ1ta
    @Equ1ta 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    5:21 I had someone like this in my life and it was horrible. I’ve cut ties with them and plan to keep them out of my life. Also if you have someone like this in your life to the point where they are obsessed with you, please try and put up boundaries.

  • @waypastcool5788
    @waypastcool5788 5 ปีที่แล้ว +138

    The part that most shakes me is that in their standards you can’t even breathe the same air as another woman

    • @crazyswag2153
      @crazyswag2153 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      How dare you have friends, time for work, a hobby, a nice family, good financial status, good social status, and be smart when you could instead direct ALL your time to me!?

    • @akirawolfe6610
      @akirawolfe6610 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I see a wild Persona fan here

  • @helIooooooooooooo
    @helIooooooooooooo 5 ปีที่แล้ว +463

    My only requirements for you to date me are:
    1. Be kind.
    2. Be willing to cuddle.

    • @IJustWantToBeAKnight
      @IJustWantToBeAKnight 5 ปีที่แล้ว +96

      🐶
      Found him.

    • @Ironhide06
      @Ironhide06 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      I already like you. You sound perfect no lie😂😂

    • @shrutis
      @shrutis 5 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      I have only two requirements as a girl for you to date me:
      1. Be willing to share all your emotions and feelings with me. It's okay if you cry, I won't judge
      2. Be willing to cuddle uwu

    • @shrutis
      @shrutis 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @Zygy __ yup

    • @s000sdas
      @s000sdas 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      a small price for salvation

  • @indiumblue
    @indiumblue 5 ปีที่แล้ว +575

    Ya' know. Girls don't understand... Boys have feelings.
    We stress.
    We get sad.
    We cry.
    Real men cry.
    Don't expect us to bed over backwards when we're crying, broken, and want love.
    How about you asking your MAN how he's feeling?
    How about comforting him?

    • @kaydenhagg6924
      @kaydenhagg6924 5 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      @Ana J i Think the not crying thing mojo has to do with the toxic masculinity culture

    • @Ironhide06
      @Ironhide06 5 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      @Ana J that is how I wanna be. I wanna be able to cry I wanna have emotions and let them show. But people who always stop you from doing that always make you emotionless or more emotional.

    • @floofejustlives9915
      @floofejustlives9915 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      We are people too us man/boys also has feelings.So if your a nice girl how about you go date a nice boy.See how you treat us.

    • @caty2428
      @caty2428 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Honestly, we all need to this.

    • @sonic15561
      @sonic15561 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      I don’t cry. The only time I will EVERY cry, is when Sven dies.

  • @aimbreak1461
    @aimbreak1461 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    4:00 Guess someone’s using WhatsApp with the German language. Lady’s and Gentlemen, we got him.

  • @Liggliluff
    @Liggliluff 4 ปีที่แล้ว +161

    (13:05) > _"You find an educated one, he feels he is always right"_
    It might not be that he feels he's always right, it might just be that he actually is always right.

    • @houssainalsakkal6629
      @houssainalsakkal6629 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      My humble opinion is that there is a lot of people from both genders think the are educated and always right while in reality the know nothing, and to back that up it was proven that the less you know the more confident you get. So she is not wrong but not right at the same time. But you know a Karen is a Karen.

    • @crispydonut_0
      @crispydonut_0 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Damn her ego is bigger than a damn elephant.

    • @SuperNova-lb7lm
      @SuperNova-lb7lm 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Ocean Zorro so her ego is larger than her own weight

    • @Liggliluff
      @Liggliluff 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Don't forget how she said that if you find an illiterate one, he gets mad when she corrects him, and she doesn't like that. The double standard ...

    • @victorhurwitz5559
      @victorhurwitz5559 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@Liggliluff what is your profile picture. I know it's mlp because of the internet but what is with the flag in the back of the profile picture?

  • @megananderson7454
    @megananderson7454 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2433

    "Shout out to ProJared."
    Yes. Just yes.

    • @rodex122
      @rodex122 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      No Jk

    • @neogummi
      @neogummi 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      He throwin shade

    • @ivancisneros9603
      @ivancisneros9603 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      No, just no

    • @ysdrJYTEFADJYF
      @ysdrJYTEFADJYF 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Well, he wasn't unfaithful...

    • @megananderson7454
      @megananderson7454 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      SugarMcDaddy are we talking about the same guy who cheated on his wife?

  • @Captain_Ravioli7321
    @Captain_Ravioli7321 4 ปีที่แล้ว +494

    This subreddit is making me sexist against my own gender
    Edit: A lot of people are telling me not to be, which i'm glad of since I could actually be sexist, but I'm not actually becoming sexist, it's just these specific nicegirls that I don't like.

    • @vedprakashsahu4697
      @vedprakashsahu4697 4 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      At least you're realising somethings that you should never do

    • @calumzmemez5075
      @calumzmemez5075 4 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      thats good because it shows that your a normal person and they are fucked up also gender has nothing to do with being an asshole :)

    • @peach_0206
      @peach_0206 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Same I feel kinda embarrassed lmao

    • @Antorion
      @Antorion 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      same here

    • @robocrusader470
      @robocrusader470 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      At least your not entitled or an idiot, i mean, alot of guys are idiots too

  • @imoutsideyourhouse5892
    @imoutsideyourhouse5892 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    2:14 That seems less of a NiceGirl, and more of girls BFF rules.