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  • @patrickiamonfire965
    @patrickiamonfire965 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2336

    Fun fact: doctors and surgeon have books in their office because they actually read it before meeting a patient and surgery. This also includes TH-cam tutorials. They do this because they’re human beings and they can also forget things and become confused. So if you saw your doctor seeing a TH-cam tutorial know that he or she is clearing up a confusion or just forgot due all the stress and will more likely to actually help you better.

    • @loriw2661
      @loriw2661 3 ปีที่แล้ว +145

      Robin was talking about learning everything from videos, not going to school/college, etc. first and then going on-line occasionally afterwards.

    • @betsyletiecqdineen5184
      @betsyletiecqdineen5184 3 ปีที่แล้ว +60

      Let’s just hope that’s just to jog their memory eh?

    • @penguinofbusiness4730
      @penguinofbusiness4730 3 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      @@betsyletiecqdineen5184 yeah, thats what they said

    • @racecarthedestroyer7192
      @racecarthedestroyer7192 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      was just about to comment this

    • @Gamer88334
      @Gamer88334 3 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      @@betsyletiecqdineen5184 Yeah. While there has been someone who managed to save lives despite having no medical expertise, you should never hope to be able to save someone without any prior knowledge on how to do that.

  • @RonnyMcPoggles
    @RonnyMcPoggles 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1256

    "Onions have more dna than humans"
    -a wise guy

    • @vgamer45ccredirect28
      @vgamer45ccredirect28 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      XD

    • @ebrocoliphoto
      @ebrocoliphoto 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      the real r/murderedbywords

    • @GoodOlFiddle
      @GoodOlFiddle 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Imma use this. It ain't gonna work but it could tho

    • @xdmeowingtitan
      @xdmeowingtitan 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I wanna lik but it’s at 169 likes

    • @glitchgames2123
      @glitchgames2123 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@xdmeowingtitan risk it for 6969

  • @silverflight01
    @silverflight01 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1070

    Paying people less because of disabilities has got to be one of the *TRASHIEST* things I've ever seen that falls under ableism.

    • @toshiroyamada2443
      @toshiroyamada2443 3 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      How fucking dare you say that. How will big companies make our shoes and clothes if they don't pay ppl dog shit for wages.

    • @ksj2936
      @ksj2936 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      e

    • @jacobmorrison838
      @jacobmorrison838 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      I think one of the biggest arguments for it, is that it would give people with disabilities more options. Think about it this way, if the employer had to pay the same amount for a disabled person as they would for lets say a non-disabled teenager, most of the time they would pick the teenager. This makes it really hard for people with disabilities to get jobs. So by lowering the minimum wage for just disabled people, this makes it easier for them to get a job, and they can still work towards a raise. I know it sounds REALLY shitty at first glance. But a lower income is better than no income (ignoring government benefits).

    • @whitetransgirlwithdreads
      @whitetransgirlwithdreads 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      you have no clue what you're talking about. First, they are almost all nonprofits. Second, these aren't jobs they are day programs.

    • @whitetransgirlwithdreads
      @whitetransgirlwithdreads 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@toshiroyamada2443 how dare you opine when you don't even know what the nonprofits that run these programs do. The one I benefitted from before I because a caregiver for people living with developmental disabilities, had people assembling rivets for airplanes. Some folks (like me) worked on the janitorial crew. Some (usually blind because it was secure shredding) put paper on conveyer belts so it could be shredded. All were on disability. All had strict earning limits and all are legally entitled to a day program. They could earn some pocket money from a nonprofit, or sit around a DTA program (if they can find one) earning nothing, with no stimulation appropriate to their level of functioning. But what the fuck do you care you have feelings.

  • @dcbishop7932
    @dcbishop7932 3 ปีที่แล้ว +641

    I'm glad he specified that he was talking to the bank when he said, Chase, F***k you.

    • @GrøundZərø
      @GrøundZərø 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      lol
      Hi Chase

    • @Koeninn
      @Koeninn 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      LMAO

    • @MasterHall117
      @MasterHall117 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      r/usernamechecksout

    • @igonzalez2310
      @igonzalez2310 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Ayo! It's Meat!

    • @dcbishop7932
      @dcbishop7932 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@igonzalez2310 first person I've seen to realize what my profile pic was

  • @junipercade8177
    @junipercade8177 3 ปีที่แล้ว +426

    Regarding the learning disability thing, several states already pay less than minimum wage to people who are autistic or have learning disabilities

    • @Channel-hb8vx
      @Channel-hb8vx 3 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      I know and it sucks

    • @Cosmik60
      @Cosmik60 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      @@Channel-hb8vx Easy solution : *pay the able less too*

    • @Damascene_
      @Damascene_ 3 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      Wait, what states? As an autistic person i kinda feel like i need to know???

    • @tankunicorn134
      @tankunicorn134 3 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      WHAT?! Which states? That’s awful :(

    • @Channel-hb8vx
      @Channel-hb8vx 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@Cosmik60 I'm down

  • @scoot-scoot51341
    @scoot-scoot51341 3 ปีที่แล้ว +189

    The hairsticks history was pretty interesting. Moral of the story: Don't condescend people, it's not cool.

    • @kraxusgaming9483
      @kraxusgaming9483 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yea seriously like theres no telling whos gonna come out with the facts although i personally like to avoid doing such cuz well its mean for one and two thats just not who i am but i love seeing people get owned like this tho its awesome 😅🤣

    • @lol...
      @lol... 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      uhhh i’m actually kinda confused how was that supposed to “take down” the other party. Genuinely confused cuz chopsticks aren’t the same as hairsticks?

    • @scoot-scoot51341
      @scoot-scoot51341 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@lol... Hairsticks = hair decoration
      Chopsticks = utensils used when consuming food

    • @lol...
      @lol... 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@scoot-scoot51341 yeah but there wasn't any mention of hairsticks in the original post so the whole paragraph was entirely irrelevant wasn't it?

    • @StudlyFudd13
      @StudlyFudd13 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@lol... The person making the dumb post mistook hair sticks for chop sticks. That's why. They saw someone with hair sticks, assumed it was chop sticks and then went on a stupid rant.

  • @tazhienunurbusinezz1703
    @tazhienunurbusinezz1703 3 ปีที่แล้ว +190

    These dudes that disparage their female friends are just so so sad. I have a great group of guy friends & they come to me for advice when they are having issues with their girlfriends or wives (& I've asked them for advice in some of my relationships). I'm literally one of their favorite people because their relationships might have been way more difficult if they didn't have someone calm & outside of the fight who they trust to explain to them how their SO might have saw certain things. It's really sad that some dudes are so mad insecure that they can't fathom what possible good having a female friend might do for them.

    • @GrayAndGrey
      @GrayAndGrey 3 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      Hell, I don't think they could handle the concept of "friends with benefits"; their brains would implode. And I bet they won't settle for booty calls even if that is what they ultimately want.
      Okay, my (awful) jokes aside and in all seriousness: these kinds of men latch on the _idea_ of a girlfriend and pine on a shadow like if it were the solution to their problems. They don't realize, or wilfully ignore, that their emotional immaturity will not prepare them for the problems that actually having a girlfriend entails. And "friendship with benefits" wouldn't work at all either because of the aforementioned lack of emotional maturity.
      Having friends is always a plus, but an issue arises when these guys accept on being friends while not having the wherewithal to commit to the friendship and, very obviously, still want to get into your pants; which causes them to cross the line, being cut off, ultimately falling back on the "friendzone" bullshit spiral and devolve from there; all because they refuse to accept that they need to change and grow up.
      It's infuriating and sad.

    • @anonymousdragon7765
      @anonymousdragon7765 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @Stay Away Yup

    • @invisalats841
      @invisalats841 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      You might view it as emotionally immature but that's fine as I find people who think they can be "just friends" with someone who has shown they wanted more and maybe even asked for more completely emotionally irresponsible. This isn't just about women "friend zoning" men, it's also about men who do the same. You should never maintain unhealthy relationships and one sided infatuations are always unhealthy.

    • @MUltrabeas
      @MUltrabeas 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Ok...but what if your the definition of introvert

    • @Mii..
      @Mii.. 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@invisalats841 If the person sees as a friend and doesn't anything more, don't cry about it and degrade women. Simply move on and understand that she isn't the one and go ahead and find a girl that is interested in you in that way. It may be hard to get over someone you like but at the end of the day it's a mature response and you can actually find someone you like. I understand what you mean though.

  • @ephemeral1654
    @ephemeral1654 3 ปีที่แล้ว +440

    Fun fact: bird saliva is actually a popular delicacy!
    Another one: chocolate supplies are running out :(
    Okay I’ve said this one in the past, but people thought it was cool so did you know that too much nutmeg can actually get you high?
    Another chocolate one: chocolate is actually just as healthy as fruit is!
    Yet another chocolate one (last one I promise lol): chocolate gives you a chemical which scientifically makes you happier for a short amount of time!

    • @vaxrazr1778
      @vaxrazr1778 3 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      That's cool, but did you know that you could save 30% or more on GEICO

    • @grimreaper7303
      @grimreaper7303 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Fun fact: most facts aren’t fun

    • @goldcoin9618
      @goldcoin9618 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Wait so is fruit unhealthy or is chocolate healthy

    • @cannedrice_
      @cannedrice_ 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @keep rollin shut up

    • @milanbeerepoot4260
      @milanbeerepoot4260 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      @@goldcoin9618 Chocolate is healthy
      Dark chocolate is good for the heart!

  • @BARB13_GUTZ
    @BARB13_GUTZ 3 ปีที่แล้ว +141

    I’m going to strangle my internet if it dares to interrupt my Emkay time.

    • @goatsoldier7078
      @goatsoldier7078 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Same im about to do rn tbh

    • @reclusagari1773
      @reclusagari1773 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      i'll do it with you.

    • @LunaP1
      @LunaP1 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      I want to do that to YT itself.

    • @jdjdjdjd3058
      @jdjdjdjd3058 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      internet: no please no signal! *dies*

    • @PhoenixMerlyn69
      @PhoenixMerlyn69 ปีที่แล้ว

      Mine is doing that right now

  • @sabiangriffin3713
    @sabiangriffin3713 3 ปีที่แล้ว +31

    I had a teacher with Asperger's, and he was generally awkward, but also a wicked nice guy and really smart.

  • @justmyedits6596
    @justmyedits6596 3 ปีที่แล้ว +34

    For the hair sticks part... er... hair ornaments and using a literal chopstick are different. They may look similair at first but when you get familiarised with it, you can easily see how different the two 'sticks' are

  • @Ragehunger
    @Ragehunger 3 ปีที่แล้ว +125

    As a guy who should, by traditional and stereotypically biased gender standards, love the hair growing anywhere beyond just the top of my head or on my face, I actually don't. On the contrary, I find it absolutely bothersome and unsexy.
    I have huge respect for those who takes the time and effort to remove hair from unwanted places and manages to make it look silky smooth, because I have yet to even try doing it once and would love to learn how one day. And out of all the modern beauty standards, that's one of the few things that doesn't make you prone to unhealthy habits in your attempt to achieve it.

    • @arizonagreenbee
      @arizonagreenbee 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      as another guy thanks for the validation

    • @EnyaTheDrakaina
      @EnyaTheDrakaina ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Good for you dude! I’m happy you understand yourself, and I do hope you can find a place in time to be happy with or without your body hair.

    • @Disbanded9998
      @Disbanded9998 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

      TLDR: Ragehunger likes men

  • @RichardKelevra
    @RichardKelevra 3 ปีที่แล้ว +334

    Today I totally clicked faster than ever because of Blaine Gibson.

    • @b4byj3susm4n
      @b4byj3susm4n 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Who else clicked for RT Blaine? 🙋🏻‍♂️😁

    • @osiris8680
      @osiris8680 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Poor Blaine

    • @garrothhogonokami
      @garrothhogonokami 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I clicked because it’s almost 2:30AM and I’m tired and want to be entertained instead of well rested XD..

    • @debzcastle5138
      @debzcastle5138 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      same but i didnt see him

    • @smilygriffin1144
      @smilygriffin1144 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Was he in the video?

  • @applenoxwastakensadly1490
    @applenoxwastakensadly1490 3 ปีที่แล้ว +47

    the last one is the reason i dont tell people about my backup set of starwars legos in my garage

    • @ronankennedy8081
      @ronankennedy8081 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I'm a fellow afol and I just wanna say that you can be proud of your collection because LEGO is genuinely amazing and I think you'd be surprised by how many people will admire what you have and be jealous, especially if they're a Star Wars fan

    • @walkingmarshmallow6895
      @walkingmarshmallow6895 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I kinda want a set of starwars legos now

    • @jaredtomongha1342
      @jaredtomongha1342 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I kinda agree with you with that one

    • @remnantsactualpvp1590
      @remnantsactualpvp1590 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      dont take him serious he cant spell children right

    • @jpx9994
      @jpx9994 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      ay im with you, i got about 45 gallons of legos chillin in my room

  • @Emporio_of_Light
    @Emporio_of_Light 3 ปีที่แล้ว +241

    when robin doesn't have anything to say: ö

    • @cannedrice_
      @cannedrice_ 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @keep rollin shut up

    • @aaronluisdelacruz4212
      @aaronluisdelacruz4212 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @Obi Just a stupid love story that is completely irrelevant of the comment

    • @mclub0276
      @mclub0276 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@aaronluisdelacruz4212 yeah i think its something about the bible

    • @richardbullick7827
      @richardbullick7827 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      ö

    • @BluCashier
      @BluCashier 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@cannedrice_ I bet they did it to "hElP oUt A fRiEnD aNd GiVe ThEm ExPoSuRe"

  • @ajvanmarle
    @ajvanmarle 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    5:26. That's Antonius Pius, who prevented a war with Parthia simply by sending a letter to the Parthian king stating: 'This is a bad idea'. It doesn't get any more badass than this guy.

  • @pineforest1442
    @pineforest1442 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    Actually, leg hair is useful in keeping bugs away via notifying your body that something is on your leg that isn’t supposed to be there. I notice more mosquito bites on my shaved legs then on my arms. Use the tip of your finger to gently push a hair on the back of your hand backwards and you will feel a weird tingling sensation. That’s the body reacting to movement on the hair.

  • @AvoidPhiladelphia
    @AvoidPhiladelphia 3 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    fact: these people can think of so many comebacks that they can probably accurately roast me for existing

  • @jennbigelow7915
    @jennbigelow7915 3 ปีที่แล้ว +93

    As someone who got chicken pox after a vaccination and has had shingles break outs every 4-years since elementary school...
    Vaccinate your kids!
    >.> sure I slipped through the cracks. But why tf would you choose this misery and pain for them when you could choose something that has an over 90% chance of preventing it!?

    • @chefcircuit5392
      @chefcircuit5392 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Anti-vaxxers are like mosquitoes:
      They don’t cause diseases, but they enable them enough to be their own problem.
      Also they suck.

    • @GrayAndGrey
      @GrayAndGrey 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Paranoia. Fear. Self-entitlement. Brainwashing. Delusions of grandeur.
      Or they're just stupid.

    • @EnyaTheDrakaina
      @EnyaTheDrakaina ปีที่แล้ว

      👍

  • @juliemy6104
    @juliemy6104 3 ปีที่แล้ว +216

    Haven’t even watched yet, but I know I am going to love it.

  • @strange_evolution9047
    @strange_evolution9047 3 ปีที่แล้ว +65

    The insult gun goes boom.

  • @cherandshane2683
    @cherandshane2683 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    9:30 as another person with Asperger's this guy is absolutly right, we aren't braindead but we just see things in different ways.

    • @paigemosher8697
      @paigemosher8697 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Honestly if anything, it's neurotypicals that are more often than not the braindead ones. Not too surprising to fellow autistics, but we can't expect too much self-awareness from anyone else.

    • @adrianblake8876
      @adrianblake8876 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Don't use the term Asperger's. The guy was a friggin nazi who sent autistic people to camp...

    • @fukkthisnewupdate8882
      @fukkthisnewupdate8882 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      The best way I've seen autism described is being a different OS

  • @Tyfu39944
    @Tyfu39944 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    The offense and passive aggressiveness Robin took when they said lego was for kids was a whole ass mood

  • @ghaz3371
    @ghaz3371 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Funny thing is that surgeons actually do watch tutorials on youtube about surgery before they do it. Most of the time just as a refresher because they can’t perfectly remember how to do every surgery.

  • @turtleinvader2982
    @turtleinvader2982 3 ปีที่แล้ว +101

    I have a reddit but never used it because Rslash, Redditor, and EmKay do it for me

    • @nathanj202
      @nathanj202 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      It’s been a while but I’m pretty sure Rslash had to change their name because of how poorly they treated other Reddit youtubers I would definitely suggest fresh instead there’s less uploads but it’s very well edited

    • @Nike_IV
      @Nike_IV 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      How about EzPz, it’s very similar to EmKay

    • @pinkneko13
      @pinkneko13 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@nathanj202 I'd go for Jake's channels, fakejake, realjake and whyjake.

    • @andreaseverin1346
      @andreaseverin1346 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      There are also TimTamTom, Vincey, Long Nail, Twigu/Logu and many more...

    • @akwyld2545
      @akwyld2545 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yes..rslash is the best!

  • @Suo_kongque
    @Suo_kongque 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    Imagine trying to make up for the fact that you yourself are a failure by accomplishments, by arguing you are genetically superior, without actually even knowing what you’re talking about it.

    • @lorenzocassaro3054
      @lorenzocassaro3054 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Judging from the profile pic, it was probably a male who said that
      I am confused

  • @RedWolfPriest
    @RedWolfPriest 3 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    0:36 that hurt me, but i can't lie its true we literally pray to a homeless guy that can make free bread and wine.

    • @jacaredosvudu1638
      @jacaredosvudu1638 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      What do you think a movement is Sir Priest?
      George Floyd was a burglar and pointed a gun to a pregnant woman(dont know if its true but im too lazy to fact check) but is the symbol of the biggest race equality movement on the world
      Moses was a crazy dude living in a mountain that for some reason had a vision from "god",but created the 2 most spread religions on the world and gave the freedom to the jews from the egyptians
      Van Gogh was a guy mentally unstable and drunk that painted some things but is now the most famous dutch person in history , is considered the best painter of the 19 century and even from the last 2 centurys ,and revolutionised the painting movements by creating a new form of seeing the world
      Now answer me:
      What his social status has to do with who we christians pray to?

    • @bozzie2637
      @bozzie2637 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@jacaredosvudu1638 it would have taken less time to do your research than to write this racist and idiotic comment

    • @lorenzocassaro3054
      @lorenzocassaro3054 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      As far as I know he still had his home in Nazareth

  • @mariomusa5682
    @mariomusa5682 3 ปีที่แล้ว +36

    I love when Robin is such a brute towards these idiots around the world. We need more people like him. Thanks Robin! ♥️

    • @robertthecta
      @robertthecta 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yeah we need more agression!

  • @mattsworld5354
    @mattsworld5354 3 ปีที่แล้ว +32

    I like to imagine the different narrators as different things, robin is a literal robin, Lexi is a grey cat, and then Damien, jack, and Zach are just grey people with their names on their heads lol

    • @GrøundZərø
      @GrøundZərø 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      That's kinda funny
      And Lexi being a cat is purrfect (I'm sorry, lol) Lexi Kitty is my favorite! I wonder how it feels being the only girl on EmKay

    • @mrzerolife367
      @mrzerolife367 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I think of jack as Loki Zach as Odin and Damien as Heisenberg

    • @CubeGodd
      @CubeGodd 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I see Damien as a very similar personality to Sal from Impractical Jokers. Not sure why.

    • @pageclayton6850
      @pageclayton6850 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      And we don't talk about the Australian noises coming from the basement.

    • @coruscaregames
      @coruscaregames 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Idk why but I view gurugamesh as having antlers

  • @RealPanzer999
    @RealPanzer999 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    "Lego is for kids"... that did not need long to be destroyed XD

  • @chocolateaddictedartist5924
    @chocolateaddictedartist5924 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I currently tutor a kid in piano with ASD and he's slow to get things at times, but he has got to be the most empathetic person I know. Like if I'm having a bad day, or I'm getting irritated, he'll give a hug and it's honestly one of the most wholesome things ever.

  • @codeinexrist
    @codeinexrist 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    i was having a really depressing day today until emkay decided to upload. just small things like this make me feel better. thank you, emkay.

  • @milo_south3670
    @milo_south3670 3 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    Fun fact: Lego is meant for Children and CHILDREN AT HEART.
    You can NEVER be too old for ANYTHING

    • @CubeGodd
      @CubeGodd 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Pretty sure I'm too old to ride in a baby swing again. Too old to fit my baby clothes.
      Most people are too old to sit at home all day and expect someone to feed them.
      I don't know I feel like I can poke enough holes in this to where you completely re-word the comment.

    • @shedeeran7162
      @shedeeran7162 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@CubeGodd be crippled so you have that privelege again

    • @milo_south3670
      @milo_south3670 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@CubeGodd You could try a baby swing, baby food and baby cloths. You could even sit around, cry, and shit your pants. Nobody’s stopping you.

    • @CubeGodd
      @CubeGodd 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@milo_south3670 Nobody, sure. But it's physically impossible you see, due to something called 'growth.'

    • @milo_south3670
      @milo_south3670 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@CubeGodd Your point is?
      You can at least TRY to do it.

  • @eekapika5471
    @eekapika5471 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    I lost it at "onions have more DNA than humans" no idea why but it killed me lol

  • @biriyani_on_top
    @biriyani_on_top 3 ปีที่แล้ว +35

    2:43
    Son : *Hey dad! Happy birthday! I’ll always love you!*
    Dad : *Damn I kinda don’t wanna talk with my own loving son*

    • @sammy-xd4ds
      @sammy-xd4ds 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Is that why my mom hasn't talked to me in nine months

    • @eleanorcooke7136
      @eleanorcooke7136 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Oof

    • @demonchild1471
      @demonchild1471 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Is this why my dad tried to sell me?!? He didn't want to handle the burden of not talking to me! It all makes sense now.

  • @aw11as
    @aw11as 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    "Lego is not for children"
    And to that I say Amen.

    • @LunaP1
      @LunaP1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I hope your Legos betray you.

    • @adamcichon768
      @adamcichon768 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I hope lego gives you blessings

  • @McPilch
    @McPilch 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    "... is this your first day on Earth?"
    Simple but effective!

  • @WD_RatLad
    @WD_RatLad 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    When they said my name, my heart sank, but I was so relieved when they said that they were talking about a bank company. 😅

  • @xenia1250
    @xenia1250 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    Honestly in chopstick hair one I'd just say
    "> Implying japanese people don't use sticks on their hair"

  • @ark_alcor1048
    @ark_alcor1048 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    While you can technically learn anything online, you also have to recognize that there's a lot of ignorant bs that you'll have to sift through. There are also certain careers where experience is practically necessary. What college is supposed to do is provide you the information you need without the bs and provide you a safe environment in which you can gain said experience. So the question isn't "Why pay for something we can get for free?" It's "Is what I would pay for college worth the work I would have to do otherwise?" And depending on the field you go into, the answer to that question is occasionally no, but is more often than not yes. Unless you're going to be a surgeon. Or any other profession in which you can inadvertently kill people. In those cases the answer is always yes, go to college. The experience you get can (and probably will) save lives, and any lack of knowledge can end them.

    • @ANTSEMUT1
      @ANTSEMUT1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      ☝️This all of this☝️

  • @honzasivak1200
    @honzasivak1200 3 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    Police, i would like to report a murder

    • @_Roland157
      @_Roland157 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Dude this is not a actual murder

    • @coltonam2
      @coltonam2 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@_Roland157 no shit sherlock

    • @_Roland157
      @_Roland157 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      E

    • @Un_pendejo65
      @Un_pendejo65 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@coltonam2 lulz

    • @peanutbutterchild
      @peanutbutterchild 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Un_pendejo65 do you have any lamp oil?

  • @pumpking6687
    @pumpking6687 3 ปีที่แล้ว +101

    Why don’t I see people watching this immediately cause Emkay is the best Reddit channel
    Edit: I have never had this many likes before that’s pretty epic

    • @jamaljarvison
      @jamaljarvison 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @keep rollin no

    • @aahyes
      @aahyes 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @keep rollin I’m not even gonna try it

    • @Factlayer100
      @Factlayer100 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Deelee better in my opinion

    • @phincle4421
      @phincle4421 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@jamaljarvison what does the link send you to?

    • @aahyes
      @aahyes 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@phincle4421 wait you don’t know?!?!? It’s pretty obvious

  • @LIA-52
    @LIA-52 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    11:18 my cousin once basically said that to the study advisor: "I can teach myself in a few months what you're trying to teach me here in 5 years." The advisor said "yea, you're right, bye." So he went on and started a totally different study closer to home.
    On that same topic, most of the time I learn more from youtube than my uni, most of my teachers there when asked questions were like "idk go ask one of your fellow students", or "idk shit about this in depth thing, I just know what I am teaching you, because this is just a side gig, my main job here is research not teaching kids." Some teachers even used quite an interesting teaching method, whereby they ask a multiple choice question, then via voting we answer, and if 70% gets it, it's fine, and we move on to the next thing.

  • @hummbirb1384
    @hummbirb1384 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    I'm going to be honest, as a dragon fan, even the a-hole ones in old stories, I feel offended that DRAGONS are being compared to the heckin awful people.

  • @NewtubeWorldYT
    @NewtubeWorldYT 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Never does this channel fail to disappoint.

  • @pacifistonly
    @pacifistonly 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Dude, the owners replying to idiots review's always DESTROY them in the best possible way lmaoo

  • @ANTSEMUT1
    @ANTSEMUT1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    0:09 fuck in some major cities around the world, rent for a 1 bedroom apartment cost more than a mobile phone.

  • @purpleprawler9286
    @purpleprawler9286 ปีที่แล้ว

    "Onions have more dna than humans" made me laugh WAY more than it should

  • @Sn34k
    @Sn34k 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Bruh I was just rewatching the r/cursedcomments with the “the assistant is 17 lol” thumbnail. Time to see who was murdered by words now.

  • @aviumcaravan
    @aviumcaravan 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    that part about these kids caring about medical recommendations...
    yeah, no, here in Poland the kids are one-to-one replicas of their Karen mums.

  • @H010CR0N
    @H010CR0N 3 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    The British don’t remember them shooting random people; how about the Boston massacre where British soldiers shot people throwing snowballs.

    • @ToasterBath
      @ToasterBath 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@alexandergreene461 It was all propaganda to make the other side look bad. Thats literally all the bodton massacare was

    • @anonymousdragon7765
      @anonymousdragon7765 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Not quite. The soldiers did not ‘shoot random people throwing snowballs’, but had acted in self defense. Given the situation they were in, and many different reasons I’m too lazy to list, their actions were totally reasonable. If you wanna use an example of the British shooting random people you will have to find a different one.

  • @yamairad1
    @yamairad1 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    One of my favorite commentators and I love all you guys.

  • @onionman8811
    @onionman8811 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    i loved the thread about vaccines causing autism, i have autism myself (more high functioning) and i actually started laughing when people compared the 2, some people

  • @rubber_duck_bandit2999
    @rubber_duck_bandit2999 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Gotta say you took the words out of my mouth on that last one.

  • @stormhawkdude
    @stormhawkdude 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Clicked for Blaine Gibson, know he may not be in the video but I couldn't ignore the possibility

    • @suffoc8
      @suffoc8 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Same

  • @thebartinator8660
    @thebartinator8660 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    We do not accept lego slander in this household

  • @melody3741
    @melody3741 2 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    Hair sticks are fine, putting actual chopsticks in your hair when you go to meet your Asian friends is still racist as f*** dude.

  • @lightishredgummi
    @lightishredgummi 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    10:44 in those classes with professors that are bad at explaining, you still probably know the kinds of things you're supposed to understand so you have a place to start. You can still have professional guidance and someone that can evaluate you accordingly even if they're not good at TEACHING. I'd say that's still better than trying to learn the same things on your own with no one to tell you if you're doing something wrong. if your professor is THAT bad, evaluate them accordingly at the end of the semester and maybe put a review on RateMyProfessor

  • @-AdityarajPatil
    @-AdityarajPatil 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    3:52 we should stop oppressing onions and give them equal rights

  • @j4747.
    @j4747. 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    My name is Chase and I started having a panic attack when he said "don't worry Chase, not you"

  • @hi00118
    @hi00118 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Ok who came at good boy Blaine Gibson like that in the thumbnail that was uncalled for

  • @joeywomer
    @joeywomer ปีที่แล้ว

    I love when Robin has to read one long sentence, he takes a big comical breath l.😂

  • @zachhawn8720
    @zachhawn8720 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    11:35 fyi surgeons do watch tutorials and videos before operations
    Would you rather be operated on by someone who just double checked everything, or someone who is just winging it?

    • @remnantsactualpvp1590
      @remnantsactualpvp1590 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      id rather have someone remember how they do a job they do every single day, or almost for that matter
      and no they fucking dont
      least not mine
      they listen to spotify and knock me out

    • @sysezu4448
      @sysezu4448 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@remnantsactualpvp1590 there's so many things to remember it's just impossible books sometimes are just not complete and sometimes we don't have the copy, not all people have the same problems we can't just know everything, no one is like that professional doctors still has to do their research

  • @TTVchaseluck
    @TTVchaseluck 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    10:09 Oh thanks. i thought you hated me for a second

  • @raphaelcarvalhobezerra6913
    @raphaelcarvalhobezerra6913 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    House:
    You can sleep in it
    You can store your stuff in it
    Is expensive as fuck
    Camera sucks
    You know where it is if you lose it
    Is stuck in one place (usually)
    Has to pay energy bills and taxes
    Hardly destroyed
    I Phone:
    You can work using it as a tool
    You can store your stuff
    Is a bit expensive
    Camera's good
    You know where it is if you lose it
    Can go anywhere with it
    Can charge it in bars/pubs/anywhere with an energy source
    Easily destroyed
    Yeah.... i guess this is a win for I Phones...

  • @HIEDEEDE
    @HIEDEEDE 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    11:39
    in about 0.5 seconds, i went from wondering where Australia was to wondering when NASA is going to pay me

  • @crackerjack9371
    @crackerjack9371 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Hey glad you could make it welcome to the 19 second ago club

  • @gamingfurlife825
    @gamingfurlife825 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Dang, that owner smackdown!😂😂😂

  • @Silliest_Fish
    @Silliest_Fish 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    I guess that onions are superior

    • @TheKittyQueen3120
      @TheKittyQueen3120 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      worship the onions

    • @paigemosher8697
      @paigemosher8697 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Honestly I can kind of get behind that. The worst thing they can do to most people is make them cry, and even that isn't too horrible most of the time.

  • @seand.g423
    @seand.g423 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    12:23 EmKay: "it's like something I'd put up in my Minecraft house..."
    Me: _"dafuq_ would you even _use???"_

  • @TheMrMoneyMaker
    @TheMrMoneyMaker 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    The atheist joke killed me

  • @stillpixel9233
    @stillpixel9233 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    "Lego isn't for children" -Robin 2021

  • @Sheriden.
    @Sheriden. 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Jesus also didn’t make a career out of crime and drugs.

    • @techwizpc4484
      @techwizpc4484 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Or threaten to shoot a pregnant woman.

  • @wimpywolf3789
    @wimpywolf3789 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    some doctors do use youtube to refresh their memory of different surgeries

  • @chrisidk3992
    @chrisidk3992 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    4:45 if you put aside the genocide and the war crimes hitler was just a vegan painter that liked animals

  • @thefoxfrenzy
    @thefoxfrenzy 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Came for the funny, left with an absurd level of knowledge on hair sticks. 10/10

  • @cheese_weasel4953
    @cheese_weasel4953 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    8:10 that comment on the Irish made me smile because I’m of Irish decent (85.2% Irish) and I love seeing those rare insults destroying British people that are related to Ireland.

    • @spicy5630
      @spicy5630 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      ah yes, a sepp claiming being part of a culture that is not theirs, classic

    • @cheese_weasel4953
      @cheese_weasel4953 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@spicy5630 But I can still be interested in my ancestors can I not? or are you gonna gatekeep that?

    • @spicy5630
      @spicy5630 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      That’s not being proud of your ancestors, that’s claiming to be what you are not. You are not Irish, you probably are an American, with a great great great grandmother who happened to be Irish. I am tired of people claiming being part of a culture they don’t even know just to flex on the internet.

    • @cheese_weasel4953
      @cheese_weasel4953 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@spicy5630 I never said I want to use my culture as a flex. I just find those types of rare insults funny. I'm just stating my opinion. And no, it was a great grandmother from Ireland. My family has been in Ireland for more generations than the 23 and me thing can count

    • @Mii..
      @Mii.. 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@spicy5630 How can you assume he's not irish through a screen? What's your power?

  • @billy6113
    @billy6113 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    My sister really entered my room and said:
    "Remember [my name], if dissapointment was a person, you would be that person!"

  • @lovefool_666
    @lovefool_666 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Find this chanell by an accident, watched every video in one day, loved it, waiting for more
    -Someone's else comment, I'm too busy watching to think of my comment

  • @thestrikernetwork125
    @thestrikernetwork125 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    2:30 THANK YOU!!! We’ve been trying to say this for years

  • @GusCraft460
    @GusCraft460 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    You absolutely can learn it online, but to do that you need to sift the information out from the misinformation. A college lecture cuts out the misinformation. There are tons of informational resources online, but you just need to be discerning about what you are studying. Facebook is not a scientific database any more than the inquirer is a text book. I learned a good amount of quantum mechanics and special relativity from TH-cam videos and Wikipedia articles. Gullible people will be fooled no matter where they get their information from.

  • @GemGirl2009
    @GemGirl2009 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    It’s always so sad when we reach the end of the video, but then the fan art comes and makes it ten times better.

  • @oceanman4166
    @oceanman4166 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    7:45
    I don't really like body hair on women, either
    Buuut it's pretty unfair to expect something like that of an entire 50% of the planet when you refuse to do it yourself
    Which is one of the reasons I shave mine too :)
    And bc I don't like having a giant mess on body hair, but still

  • @benneal3897
    @benneal3897 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    1:54 it apparently Rained for 40 days and 40 nights? That's no catastrophe, that's British summer 😂

  • @jarihoogendoorn5823
    @jarihoogendoorn5823 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Fun fact: there are vulture bees

  • @timehunter9467
    @timehunter9467 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    I felt personally attacked when he said Lego was for children.

  • @gwenivercall
    @gwenivercall 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    The 'chopsticks in hair' thing should be in 'confidently incorrect', not 'murdered by words'. First of all, Confucius is just a romanised version of 孔夫子 (Kǒng Fūzǐ), so Confucius itself is wrong, and OP only included the name for our convenience, because she probably thought no-one would have known who she meant had she said "Master Kǒng". And isn't dinging someone for spelling kind of a tone argument anyway? Secondly, Japanese kanzashi aren't used for eating and they're not chopsticks, and if the person doing the so-called murdering had included comparison pics, everyone could have seen how different they actually look.

  • @elphieb3538
    @elphieb3538 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    The Biblical flood wasn't a cancellation. It was a factory reset.

    • @GrayAndGrey
      @GrayAndGrey 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      And the Lord sayeth unto his Angels and all beings in creation: "I'mma do what's called a 'pro gamer move!'"

  • @crypticechoes9175
    @crypticechoes9175 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    9:22 AMEN TO THAT!

  • @ayouzid
    @ayouzid 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    3:51 "Ferb we know what we're going to do today!"
    "Become onions?"

  • @hufgerbad9364
    @hufgerbad9364 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Fun fact
    If your press power off on your computer
    The screen will turn black
    *MIND BLOWN*
    fun fact
    No one has watched this entire video yet
    WOW

  • @aloienefulmer1443
    @aloienefulmer1443 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Just found out that the best way to make my girlfriend fall asleep is to play an EmKay video where Robin is narrating. I've been telling her to sleep since midnight and it's 01:45.

  • @keremozkurt9538
    @keremozkurt9538 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I can't agree more to what Robin said just before the fan art review
    11:49

    • @bluestreaker9242
      @bluestreaker9242 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Right? Is like when people say "ViDeO gAmEs ArE jUsT fOr KiDs!!" or cartoons, even. Like, come the hell on... >.>

  • @Alice-lx4ml
    @Alice-lx4ml 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Oh honey.
    It's already legal to pay disabled people below minimum wage in most U.S. states. At least one state allows for employers to pay us as little as SIX CENTS AN HOUR.

  • @jyotidebbarma966
    @jyotidebbarma966 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    I think he misinterpreted the "let's just be friends" situation after a proposal denied, to "let's be friends". Most female do that so that it doesn't hurt the guy proposing her, but yeah sometimes some psychopath use that as a backup plan or something when things are not right with the one she love, that doesn't mean every girl will do that. She is just being caring that's all.

    • @GrøundZərø
      @GrøundZərø 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Saying "Let's be friends" is worse then saying "No"
      I'm not trying to start any argument, honestly if someone wasn't interested in me I would rather hear a "no" or "I'm not really interested" instead of "Let's be friends" because an outright friendzoning is one of the worse pains one can feel, probably worse then stepping on a lego

    • @GrayAndGrey
      @GrayAndGrey 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@GrøundZərø
      I'm gonna be frank and direct like you want, so take this to heart. If you get offended and angry, it's your own fault:
      How hard is it to just say "okay, let's be friends" at being "friendzoned" and actually put the effort on being a friend? Doing so could help you learn how to nurture a relationship like that; or immediately confirm if that was passive-aggressiveness on their part if they immediately back out? If the friendship ends, by you or them, it could be an opportunity to mature. Otherwise, why not take the loss with grace and look for other fish in the sea, as the saying goes? Have some fucking confidence and temperance to overcome the pain of being rejected?
      What you just posted communicates that you lack the emotional maturity to actually have a meaningful relationship, because it is obvious that you only want shallow booty calls. And being a "nice guy/girl" isn't anything special, because _anyone_ can be nice; it isn't admirable in any way and makes you look like you expect a medal for basic decency.
      Get over your simpering (not calling you a simp; look the word up on the dictionary) get friends, socialize, go outside your comfort zone and grow the fuck up.

    • @GrayAndGrey
      @GrayAndGrey 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@GrøundZərø
      Or (in all seriousness) get therapy. It does help. Don't devolve into misogyny, cuz that "friendzone" bullshit is how it starts and you are close to falling into that pit.

    • @GrøundZərø
      @GrøundZərø 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@GrayAndGrey Also I never actually been frenszoned but I know people who have

  • @AsherUniverse
    @AsherUniverse 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Me, ads rolling: Robin?
    Video starts
    Robin: speaks
    Me: 😳

  • @jonathanhowells7864
    @jonathanhowells7864 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Men can look like they're about to become werewolves but the moment women have hair on anywhere but their heads its suddenly a problem

  • @matthewwinkle7795
    @matthewwinkle7795 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    hi emkay love all ur videos

  • @kingfloridaman5274
    @kingfloridaman5274 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Hello there

  • @waterzila1074
    @waterzila1074 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Fell asleep and watched 3 emkay videos nothing else then my phone turned off