"I mean...the Emperor's Children *DO* strive for perfection and I'm sure they have some perfectly sick beats." - Brother Ignatus, Iron Hands (Confessing to Chaplin after a Chaos Rave...er...Raid)
Imagine being on a scout mission with a Khorne melee specialist, Nurgle apothecary, Tzeench sorcerer, and Slaanesh heavy weapon specialist. "It's quiet. Too quiet... THIS QUIET OFFENDS SLAANESH!!!!!!!"
@@Rihadso Depends on one's definition of ranged is. For most, ranged is any type of combat that involves projectiles, especially ones that go for a decent distance between user and target. For a Khorne follower, maybe range would be using a weapon that allows them to reach out and pull their prey closer to them or prevent them from getting away? Bolas, harpoons and throwing nets (with chains to reel in) could be possibly considered ranged, even though their range is rather limited.
Tragically been out of print for years and can't be taken on the tabletop anymore as of 9e. Gotta hold out hope we get a codex, but think it's just a running theme that every year GW teases new slaanesh models but then blue balls all the EC fans by revealing it is actually a kill team/warcry/regular ass CSM.
I you don't think noise marines are scary I would like to point out that Warsingers are a thing. They were capable of disintegrating Terminators with music. They were also able to inspire virtually unarmed civilians to fight against World Eaters. Not very successfully mind you but still.
I can imagine this being blasted at the front steps of the imperial palace and big E just wants to kill those noisy kids for waking home from his sleep
For my, the Emperors, sake! I spend the _whooole_ night doing overtime in the Astronomican so your stupid parents can fly around in the galaxy in their stupis spaceships and _nooow_ their stupid children are ruining my sleep with that stupid noise they have the audacity to call 'music'! I am so done with this species, I am trying to get some sleep in that comfy looking olf armchair down in the cellar! I think Horus knows where the janitor put it...
If that actually happens I swear I will die of laughter but I'm pretty sure the emperor would be so pissed off that he would cause many warp storms and well yeah... but it will still be funny as warp(hell).
Man imagine being a slaaneshi cultist and as your charging towards your enemy while the noise marines are flying overhead on massive Jets, armed with speakers blasting this music. Deamons are manifesting, and joining your charge as you all collide with the enemy. and after the battle you get loud music and a deamon or cult "gf"...win/win. sick ass song that i could easily see GW using for any noise marine media
@@davidelfving5138 As background track? Maybe. But it would be even cooler when you could have this as a dedicated sound effect for your Noise Marines that gets louder when you scroll in, until it really hammers out of your speakers when you've zoomed in close enough.
@@Furzkampfbomber would be pretty neat, it should be doable but i don't know enough about the game to code it. the noise marines use custom firing sounds normally so you could probably just switch the two.
@@Furzkampfbomber that would be a genuinely great tactical feature in multiplayer where a human opponent struggles to command his troops properly because every time he brings the camera near the noise marines it's so loud he can't even think
Well, while I'm not a dubstep fan, there is still musical merit to this I can see a lot of people enjoy. Noise Marines emit a cacophony that is so unbearable and nigh impossible to hear and physically hurts and drives one insane. Like country music.
This is my first foray into whatever fandom this is. It’s beautiful. Who is Slaanesh? Where do I find more sick beats? What media does this come from because I must now consume ALL OF IT
WĘŁČØMĒ 1. The fandom is Warhammer 40k. It is a huge universe with something for everyone. 2. Slaanesh is the dark god of indulgence; basically drugs, sex, and rock n roll (or EDM in this case). 3. I put a link in the description for the song that inspired me to make this. That one is better in my opinion. 4. The voice is from a video game from this fandom, Dawn of War 2. 5. The song is a remix from the Halo soundtrack.
I want someone to build an RGB tabletop landraider named the bass bass-panzer 69k with Bluetooth speakers, and I wanna hear this every turn they use it
Yes you are so welcome to the Traitor Adeptus Astartes ranks where our motto is fuck(not literally you slaaneshy horn dogs) the Imperium and burn it to the ground for the dark gods !! I am a khorne berserker and even though my patron god hates slaanesh like you wouldn't believe still these beats are sick !
Dubstep, When you know the noise marines have been corrupted by Nurgle turning their speakers in to an outlet indistinguishable from the arse of a great unclean one.
We've had those since WWII. You can shake buildings apart at them. Their range is just impractically short for a battlefield device. You'd need to be within a few hundred feet.
So noise marines essentially use disco disruptors to annihilate enemies? Like someone gave a 300 pound guy enough ecstasy to kill a horse, shoved him into into a two ton suit of armour and told him to go kill things with his sparkly disco lights. Then they applied the RGB to his suit as protection from the evil demons. The main question though, who would win? One soundy boi or one Ork who "finks sound don't 'arm 'im, sees?"
Noise Marines use the Dubstep gun from Saint's Row because 4th dimensional warp fuckery; aka Slannesh knows of our universe and past because of the collective human souls in the warp through the ages. Rule34 is a source of inspiration!
Sound like an origin place LIVE DIRECTLY FROM THE EYE OF TERROR THE NOIZMURHRIENS FEATURING THA ORKZ ORKS AND ORCS SHOOTING HEAVIEST CALLIBER GUNS FIRING LASERS AND EXLODING BOMBS IN UNISON TO MAKE THE MUSIC 😂❤
So I used to be a pretty hardcore freestyle raver and honestly, this works for me. Shame my back is fucked these days. Guess I paid my price to Slaneesh after all. Still though, give me some powerful painkillers along with some booze to lubricate the joints and I can still bang out a couple hours on the dancefloor. Gonna have to hangup the glowsticks soon. Fucking sucks.
My years of raving have taken their toll as well, but do not hang up those glow sticks, Brother. Meet me on the frontline (EDC Orlando) and rage against the dying of the dancefloor.
For those that want more, this is the song that inspired me to make this:
th-cam.com/video/VGHAJWD0LAo/w-d-xo.html
being a bard in D&D: ''Don't worry guys I'll distract the enemy!''
being a bard in Warhammer 40,000: *''THIS QUIET OFFENDS SLAANESH''*
Deafen them!!!!
@@shewhothirsts WE ARE BEING DROWNED OUT, BUT OUR *ROAR* IS *LOUDER*
He's the tank, DPS, and support.
And both are equally horny...
@@TheHarrisontemple DEAFEN THEM!!!
The very niche music genre of Slaaneshi dubstep is terribly underrated
@Apostolos Ginnakidis uh, yeah! So true dude!
Imagine a squad of noise marines playing I was made for loving you by KISS
Tbh Im surprised it isn't more popular, I feel like there's absolutely a market for this stuff at edm festivals
More people would appreciate it if it didn’t murder them or blow out their eardrums
@Apostolos Ginnakidis is speaking German but the words don't match
"I mean...the Emperor's Children *DO* strive for perfection and I'm sure they have some perfectly sick beats." - Brother Ignatus, Iron Hands (Confessing to Chaplin after a Chaos Rave...er...Raid)
Now heresy aside time to pull a cryptman and find a way to use these beats in the name of the emporor
Imagine being on a scout mission with a Khorne melee specialist, Nurgle apothecary, Tzeench sorcerer, and Slaanesh heavy weapon specialist.
"It's quiet. Too quiet... THIS QUIET OFFENDS SLAANESH!!!!!!!"
"with a Khorne melee specialist", so you are suggesting a Khorne follower would use anything else BUT melee?
@@Rihadso Depends on one's definition of ranged is. For most, ranged is any type of combat that involves projectiles, especially ones that go for a decent distance between user and target. For a Khorne follower, maybe range would be using a weapon that allows them to reach out and pull their prey closer to them or prevent them from getting away? Bolas, harpoons and throwing nets (with chains to reel in) could be possibly considered ranged, even though their range is rather limited.
@@Rihadso I suggested that the squad's melee expert would be the one wearing the Khorne mark.
Tzeench sorcerer making some home alone level traps long before the battle
This, but it’s a Darkest Dungeon team
the emperor protects but he lacks these sick beats
Imagine Rogal get those beats into his hands and starts to fortify them.
well ..he is just sick in golden throne, no beats
Heresy
@@theforge4591 I beg to differ
@@Imperiumofman you ressurected yet?
Emperor Protect me, but these are some transcendent beats
*Loads bolt pistol*
@@DorkMatter001 wtf
@@benladeb heresy
Listen to the music of slaanesh don’t resist
Holy shit, noise marines have DREADNAUGHTS!!!!!! I NEED their SOUND!!!!!
Obliterators but instead of ALL THE GUNS, it's ALL THE boomboxes.
Imagine the power you can pump into the subwoofers
It would make anything that is not a space marine just explode
@Gebunator
Back in the day their guns where guitars & other music instruments
Noise marines have dreads?
Tragically been out of print for years and can't be taken on the tabletop anymore as of 9e. Gotta hold out hope we get a codex, but think it's just a running theme that every year GW teases new slaanesh models but then blue balls all the EC fans by revealing it is actually a kill team/warcry/regular ass CSM.
Glorious be Slaanesh the god of Raves
This guy gets it
sounds a whole lot like heresy
@@brianmo2965 but you would be lying if you said you _didn't_ enjoy some of it.
This is one of my absolute favorite Slaanesh songs I've heard yet! The buildup is sick
honestly yeah, i really like this one
It lacks this in the background:
th-cam.com/video/vOToYSVrXlQ/w-d-xo.html
@@khuraks i agree
its halo 4 Nemesis alvin risk remix
Heretics!
I you don't think noise marines are scary I would like to point out that Warsingers are a thing.
They were capable of disintegrating Terminators with music.
They were also able to inspire virtually unarmed civilians to fight against World Eaters. Not very successfully mind you but still.
this furthers my point that noise marines are fucking horrifying
So, death metal?
Their music is actually _that_ bad, hm?
@Colin Killian when Tarvitz helped Eidolon, due to his honor he gave a chance to Tarvitz to join them before Istvan
I'm new to this universe, aren't terminators some of the most badass marines available?
It's hauntingly petty...the line. "They Would Silence Us??? LOUDER!!!!!"
I use it as my alarm sound
People who think Slaanesh followers would be cowards have never seen what happens to an artist when someone tries to destroy their art
Imagine a chaos emperor class titan but instead of a church, its concert that can be heard all around the planets its deployed on
Ive seen an Adeptus Titanicus Noise Warlord conversion kit somewhere
Lit
Hive World: Chillin
Noise Marines:
I only picture Noise Marines playing the OH SHIT I'M FEELING IT mashup
Slaaneshi marines, but they all hate the british.
Fucking THIS lol
Takyon?
it wasn't until I played this with headphones that I realized that the Noise Marine was firing an AK that matched the tempo during the middle of it
This guy gets it
in the fulgrim book one of the pre heresy emperor children was firing his bolter to the rythm of his humming...
@@ScipionLaurentiend _Or_ did he hum to the rhytm of his firing? Tzeentch wants you to call after this question drove you insane... :D
@@Furzkampfbomber Tzeentch be gonee , if I am to fall it will be to Slaanesh annd no one else
Aren't the gun sounds an Ork turret from soul storm?
Friend "So what kind of music do you like?"
Me: "It's complicated"
Noise Marines bring the beats the Adeptus Mechanicus answers back with glitch hop and trap.
You're giving me ideas
I just love the part whe it says: "they want to silence us?, LOUDER!!!"
I can imagine this being blasted at the front steps of the imperial palace and big E just wants to kill those noisy kids for waking home from his sleep
For my, the Emperors, sake! I spend the _whooole_ night doing overtime in the Astronomican so your stupid parents can fly around in the galaxy in their stupis spaceships and _nooow_ their stupid children are ruining my sleep with that stupid noise they have the audacity to call 'music'! I am so done with this species, I am trying to get some sleep in that comfy looking olf armchair down in the cellar! I think Horus knows where the janitor put it...
Who needs stealth or tactics when you can just roll up to the battlefield playing sick ass edm music
You mean like this? th-cam.com/video/-istquWjZ8M/w-d-xo.html
You can sneak all you want when everyone is deaf.
then that one noise marine keeps playing loFi. but they can't stop him. due to the power of lofi from the numbers of believers (listeners)
It's a miracle that they can hear anything at all, and it probably actualy is.
Loud enough to wake the emperor...
If that actually happens I swear I will die of laughter but I'm pretty sure the emperor would be so pissed off that he would cause many warp storms and well yeah... but it will still be funny as warp(hell).
I can imagine a Noise Marine Warband raiding a ship while this blares over the communications channels
Ngl, that would be so cool to see. I bet it would be visually set up like a high speed raid or heist, lots of flashing lights, explosions, and gunfire
"They would silence us!?"
"L O U D E R ! ! !"
WE ARE A M P L I F I E D
*Scream to be heard!*
Man imagine being a slaaneshi cultist and as your charging towards your enemy while the noise marines are flying overhead on massive Jets, armed with speakers blasting this music. Deamons are manifesting, and joining your charge as you all collide with the enemy. and after the battle you get loud music and a deamon or cult "gf"...win/win. sick ass song that i could easily see GW using for any noise marine media
If there is ever a warhammer movie the noise marines HAVE to show up with their heavy techno booming out of their guns and subwoofers
its either to lose or hype up the battle everyones choise
Someone needs to make a mod for DoW with noise Marines that play this ambiently
I agree, that would be sick
The Emperors children mod exists, they don’t have this as a background track but that should be easy to mod.
@@davidelfving5138 As background track? Maybe. But it would be even cooler when you could have this as a dedicated sound effect for your Noise Marines that gets louder when you scroll in, until it really hammers out of your speakers when you've zoomed in close enough.
@@Furzkampfbomber would be pretty neat, it should be doable but i don't know enough about the game to code it. the noise marines use custom firing sounds normally so you could probably just switch the two.
@@Furzkampfbomber that would be a genuinely great tactical feature in multiplayer where a human opponent struggles to command his troops properly because every time he brings the camera near the noise marines it's so loud he can't even think
This is Awesome! im heretic now
"Welcome to Radio Slaanesh! Tune in for all your favorite facemelters"
Was expecting a "I'm sexy and I know it." Before the beat dropped.
Ooo I like that. Idea for next time.
It would definitely work.
Well, while I'm not a dubstep fan, there is still musical merit to this I can see a lot of people enjoy. Noise Marines emit a cacophony that is so unbearable and nigh impossible to hear and physically hurts and drives one insane. Like country music.
Fuck you. Country music is great.
Oi, nothing against Mr. Cash, you heretic!
Sonic Attack featuring Brian Blessed is more my Noise Marines thing.
Or like nickleback
This brings true euphoria to my ear drums
khorne berzerkers: *angri*
plague marines: *spreadin disease*
tzeench marines: (idk what dey do)
noise marines: *NOT LOUD ENOUGH*
Tzeentch Marines cast spells and gets trolled by Tzeentch into become Chaos Spawns
The last thirty seconds or so scratched an itch I didn't know I had
Jokes aside I hadn't heard this song since 2012 and it hit the feels
THERE ARE BEATS TO DROP AND YET WE WAIT!
This is my first foray into whatever fandom this is. It’s beautiful. Who is Slaanesh? Where do I find more sick beats? What media does this come from because I must now consume ALL OF IT
WĘŁČØMĒ
1. The fandom is Warhammer 40k. It is a huge universe with something for everyone.
2. Slaanesh is the dark god of indulgence; basically drugs, sex, and rock n roll (or EDM in this case).
3. I put a link in the description for the song that inspired me to make this. That one is better in my opinion.
4. The voice is from a video game from this fandom, Dawn of War 2.
5. The song is a remix from the Halo soundtrack.
All hail the god emperor of mankind. Do not fall for the heretics!
first day into 40k with slaneesh without sex involved? What a bloody miracle
what do you think now?
Yes update us OP
My presence ripples reality through sound!
I can see Bela kynska conduct the orchestra
Bequa'. yes
lourder
Lourder
LOUder
LOUDER
LOUDER!
LOUDER!!!!!!!!!!!
this is such a banger
heh
The emperor is my guide, he is the light who burn the darkness and clense the unclean. But holy shit this beats are LIT!
I only regret that I have but one like to give for this video.
This is lovely. Thank you.
Me before the vid starts: *rapidly turning down headphone volume*
I prefer the murderous, psychotic, and loud Slaanesh to the more popular "sex and drugs" Slaanesh.
The split second the trigger on a bolter is pulled
I want someone to build an RGB tabletop landraider named the bass bass-panzer 69k with Bluetooth speakers, and I wanna hear this every turn they use it
honestly this is fucking badass
I just realized I was head banging to this…am I a heretic now? 😈
Yes you are so welcome to the Traitor Adeptus Astartes ranks where our motto is fuck(not literally you slaaneshy horn dogs) the Imperium and burn it to the ground for the dark gods !! I am a khorne berserker and even though my patron god hates slaanesh like you wouldn't believe still these beats are sick !
Everyone Step aside, the Funk Marines are here
OUR VOICES ALONE. WILL DESTORY OUR ENEMIESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
Emperor forgive me, but this beat is great!
I guess those who goes and dances in the club at this time are the ones who desires slaaneshi's blessings.
But instead, they get nurgle's blessings.
Too true. Start of the rave I'm a child of Slaanesh. By the end I've been cursed by Nurgle.
Dam my little brother turned into a slanneshi chaos spawn
This is some good ass heresy yall.
Dubstep, When you know the noise marines have been corrupted by Nurgle turning their speakers in to an outlet indistinguishable from the arse of a great unclean one.
As an electro house fan I approve this message
We are amplified!
You don't need drop pods when you can drop the beat
If some day in the near future, we do develop sound based weapons, i will do my best to do this
We've had those since WWII. You can shake buildings apart at them. Their range is just impractically short for a battlefield device. You'd need to be within a few hundred feet.
@@MeepChangeling So like a flamethrower?
GUYS, PLEASE! YOU'RE GONNA WAKE UP THE NECRONS!!!!!!!!!!!!
the orks: Ey bois da purple humies are singin' we should play em our song!
So this is how slanessh converts you with music
LOUDER❤
This quiet offends Slaanesh!
Under this guise a 40k space marine would kill everyone inside a nightclub
When you realise that the protagonist in saints row 4 had a slaaneshi dubstep gun to take out his enemies
RUUUIIIINN THEMM!!
So noise marines essentially use disco disruptors to annihilate enemies?
Like someone gave a 300 pound guy enough ecstasy to kill a horse, shoved him into into a two ton suit of armour and told him to go kill things with his sparkly disco lights.
Then they applied the RGB to his suit as protection from the evil demons.
The main question though, who would win?
One soundy boi or one Ork who "finks sound don't 'arm 'im, sees?"
*LOUDER!*
I can only see a bunch of noise marines in full power armor with glow sticks and everything as they hype themselves up for a raid they are about to do
I'd love to get a dreadclaw with noise marines to play this when it deep strikes. XD
WE ARE AMPLIFIED!!
This is so good, I now want to start a ec army
The best party on the Eye of Teror
I wish there was more. I love it
I'm no heretic but...
Sound marines are kinda dripped out with the purple and gold trim.
Welp guess I'm a noise marine cause this slaps
Shhhhhh.ur gonna wake the Necrons
This is easily the best of its kind.
This is fucking amazing
Noise Marines use the Dubstep gun from Saint's Row because 4th dimensional warp fuckery; aka Slannesh knows of our universe and past because of the collective human souls in the warp through the ages. Rule34 is a source of inspiration!
Sound like an origin place LIVE DIRECTLY FROM THE EYE OF TERROR THE NOIZMURHRIENS FEATURING THA ORKZ ORKS AND ORCS SHOOTING HEAVIEST CALLIBER GUNS FIRING LASERS AND EXLODING BOMBS IN UNISON TO MAKE THE MUSIC 😂❤
Anyone else see a horribly mutated Techno Viking head butting an ultramarine and then dancing his way to the front lines as this plays?
The power of music overtakes all
YES! WE ARE AMPLIFIED!
Dubstepmarine
Commander Skrillex! Your squad is amplified!
wow this is cool
Hear this dirge and despair! Bought to you by the Prince of Excess himself!!!
Any grindcore song would've fit
Cannot wait for new named Noise Marine characters.
This needs to go on for 5 minutes
The Emporer may protect but Slaanesh raves.
*[MEDUSAN GRUMBLING]*
So I used to be a pretty hardcore freestyle raver and honestly, this works for me. Shame my back is fucked these days. Guess I paid my price to Slaneesh after all. Still though, give me some powerful painkillers along with some booze to lubricate the joints and I can still bang out a couple hours on the dancefloor.
Gonna have to hangup the glowsticks soon. Fucking sucks.
My years of raving have taken their toll as well, but do not hang up those glow sticks, Brother.
Meet me on the frontline (EDC Orlando) and rage against the dying of the dancefloor.
FROM EYE OF TERROR *Cultists cheer* *Stage of the battlefield lights up in a purple light*
Such sweet cacophony…
Damn wasn't expecting halo 4 music