E.M.M.P - This Quiet Offends Slaanesh. (Feel power of Noise Marine)
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 8 พ.ค. 2019
- Reupload, now youtube render it right. And again...
...Pop music offends Slaanesh, so need more bass, more breakdowns, more distortion, more noise and dissonances for Glory of Slaanesh.
Distorted drums, distorted synths, distorted and boosted bass. Why? Cuz Noisemarines is badass.
10 string djent why not?
Final version
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100k views, good start, let`s do 1kk, spread the Chaos everywhere.
Yeah. Today I use this sing for a rol game
This needs to be spread far and wide.
FOR THE GODDESS EMPRESS SLENESH!!!!
This rhythm pleases Slaanesh!
*MORE!*
Need bass boosted version
The sight of a 9ft man clad in pink armor plate, body-popping toward you while holding a guitar that belches purple fire would be absolutely terrifying to some. Those people did not attend an illegal rave in the 90's.
Space marine = 7 to 8 feet but can be bigger, 9 ft is considered very tall for a space marine
Primaris space marine are on average around nine ft.
Custodians are ten ft give or take.
Primarchs are a mixed bag, low end 9 ft, and the high end is around 12ish.
Sense it’s chaos the dark gods may have gave him a stronger and taller build.
@@macamud6043 you saying he ISN'T wearing Combat Heels?
@@macamud6043 actually nine feet is still average, tybros is big for a marine he's 12 feet tall.
@@macamud6043 there’s always got to be somebody hasn’t there. Just enjoy the imagine if drug fuelled raves
@@justsomeguywithaplan971 actually tybe is very short but has lied to everyone about his height.
"How metal are you?"
"I have a fucking organ strapped to my back"
I mean, that's pretty metal. We need organ metal.
Better yet, metal organs
* laughs in toaster praiser *
Fused or stitched actually.
The Organ is most likely an actual Organ.. 😏😉😂🫁🫀🧠
Being a bard in medieval fantaisy universe: Scream in front of any ennemy
Being a bard in Warhammer 40k:
Because in 40k even the bards are badass.
@@StarboyXL9 yes
Forty-thousand internet points to you good sir
Tbh i would love to see a dnd rework for this
You forgot the constant flirting
Slaanesh cultist:
"Oh, what a lovely day!"
*Sprays teeth pink*
Correction.
Slaaneshi Cultist:
"OH WHAT A LOVELY DAY!!!!"
*Covers teeth and face in cum and Ecstacy*
Covers someone else’s teeth in pink cum rips them out and uses them for my own teeth
YEEESSSSS
cultist: WITNESS MEEEEEE!!!!!!
I can see it... and I dig it. Definitely not mediocre.
OK I have seen this image 100 times but I just realize he’s on top of a freaking plane
fuckin amazing
What a fucking lad.
A Slaanesh Plane no less
Slaaneshi Heavy Metal in the Sky.
Ah yes, Fake Airport
That moment you notice that Slaneesh knows more about Industrial than any forgeworld administrator.
That's why slaanesh is the only true best chaos god!
@@BigHighBandos oh boy you sure are a slaanesh worshipper within clown honking distance
So Al Jorgensen is a noise marine?
imagine this for a moment:
you are an imperial guardsman. you are stationed to guard a hive world from a chaos incursion. they assign you to man a AAA gun on the upper level of a hive spire. the sky is a clear white with thick cloud cover. the air is still and there is no noise whatsoever. you hear what sounds like jet engines in the distance. "must be the air patrol." then you see a cruiser falling through orbit in the distance. and then out from the clouds these slanneshi jets burst out of the clouds when the beat drops. all guns open up toward the jets but non seem to be hitting their mark. one flies close to your position and for a split second you realize that, "Is that a Space Marine Riding a jet while rocking a guitar solo?". yes, yes it is.
I would admit that that was the coolest thing ihad ever seen a chaos marine do,
Then I would get myself checked for warp madness after the battle, just to make sure i actually saw that.
@@mercwiththemouthsnewphone6798 let's not be coy - you wouldn't survive seeing that - mainly because your eyes, ears, internal organs and bones would have all been wrecked by this wall of audio-death.
Yeah, I'd point that gun at the floor and take myself out, as much as I like noise marines, I ain't fighting those guys.
Imagine if the daemons started bobbing and weaving the the strums of filth he guitar as they raced towards your company, I’d be torn between fighting to the death and asking the commisair for a faster way out
Gotta admit I'm high af and started reading this at the perfect time so when u said "burst out of the clouds when the beat drops." The beat in fact did drop and I shit myself.
1st noise marine "Play this at my funeral"
2nd noise marine "How loud?"
1st noise marine "Yes"
"Loud enough to return a pulse to my dead heart" 💜
"if the first line of procession is n't rendered down to sludge. Ill come back and beat you to the sound of the beat."
No noise marine would ask such a question, clearly an alpha legion spy
Invite the techno union for upgrades
now imagine this at a high enough decibel level to rend flesh, bone, and souls....
Only decibel you can enjoy it at.
Damn i wish i was there to hear that. Im usually pro imperial but this makes me want to commit bald cunt heresy 2.0 Industrial Boogaloo.
@@KoteDarasuum That is easily the best comment I've ever read on youtube. Thank you.
I can dig it.
@@themaidenlesswretch7819 Based
As in drop-the
(Cranks bass and master volume)
*WE ARE AMPLIFIED!*
If you got a good subwoofer, get crossover to 55hz and master volume to +10db higher than the monitors/speaker. If not, up eq 25-40hz to +5db. don`t up 60 or higher.
*LOUDER!!!* *LOUDER!!!*
WHAT IS THIS HERESY!?, BE PURGED IN HOLY FIRE HEATHENS!!!
I forgot I’ve got bass boosting headphones. I switched the bass boost up. This became even better somehow. 👌🏽
I read this in soundwave's voice and it was awsome.
You may think you're cool. But you'll never be a Noise Marine of Slaanesh rocking out on the roof of a jet fighter, dive bombing on the express elevator to Hell cool!
St yo! Look who decided to comment! "You son of a bitch!"
Why even live?
One Word: COMMISSARFUKLAW
Don't say that, the inquisition will light your planet aflame!
@@Sin526 We live to dream.
Dreams of those who have fallen, hopes of those who will follow. These two sets of dreams weave together into a double helix, forging a path towards new tomorrow!
When you betray the emperor just so you can have some sick music
Totally worth it
-Having fun is illegal in this Imperium
-This is true
_agitated skeleton shriek_
@@Jampolo_OG "ROGAL YOU MUST GOGOGOGOGOGOGO"
"I am go"
Ah the 40k equivalent of the devil has all the good music
:)
Doomguy is classified as a noise marine. The music travels with him.
An Imperial Noise Marine, since he MURDERS FUCKING DEMONS
Nah, the metal is his raw radiant hatred.
Doomguy is Metal Marine. End of Debate.
@@Motorius9000 I say he's a salamander
@Dakka Dakka Dude true. ^^
That face when you get your dad into Warhammer 40k and he becomes a slaanesh worshiper
@Quentin Lennox Nah, because he was a Roadie back in the 80's.
@Quentin Lennox Go back to your Justin Beiber, Milennial.
Your dad do right choice.
Time to purge some heretics child. And it seems we'll be starting with someone familiar...
Whoreshipper
I like this one because it’s so far the only noise marine TH-cam music thing that is probably what they would sound like in combat because it sounds like loud banging noises loosely arranged into a song as opposed to a thought out song with big booming noises
Jack Haunt fuckin good observation dude! Listening to it again I can definitely hear the almost haphazard arrangement of sounds as like the noise Marines timing their artillery and bolters to the rhythm, and just fuckin headbanging & raging as the guns fire off to the baseline of the sonic weaponry. Good observation
Add in actual animal roars and the sounds of people screaming to increase the accuracy of the music
@@TheDarkscribe I love the idea of the noise marines rigging their war machines to fire in rhythm like drums while everyone is timing their shots like instruments. A true slaaneshi symphony comprised of of bullets pounding, metal screeching, explosions and audible ultra violence
Chompski Pig it’s the only suitable way to conduct war in Slaanesh’s perfect name lolol
@@dungeaterss13 There is a story from WW2 in Burma, of a British unit of bandsmen who had to repel an attack by the Japanese. They had no fire discipline and kept burning out the barrels of their machine guns, so the Sergeant wrote a piece of music they could 'play' on their Bren guns...
When people say bards aren't cool.
(Shows this image)
Only when they worship chaos
Time to play Bard more, the party's quiet offends Slaanesh. THINGS SHALL GET LOUD NOW!
@@kabob0077 YES BROTHER BRING FORTH THE SONG!
@@multidimensionalcenturion9863 HEAR THE DIRGE OF SLAANESH!
Only when their instruments are literal radiation guns that blast people apart Sindel style.
I think a noise marine might find slamming themselves into a building while riding a plane to be the same as smashing your guitar at the end of a song.
And they are likely to survive that...
And then get punched by the hulk into a wall
@@luigimrlgaming9484 and then flay he hulk alive with sonic waves and promethium
@@luigimrlgaming9484 they would use hulk as a fleshlight
@@AutumnWind92 MCU Hulk? Definitely. Comics Hulk? He's been known to demolish planets or star systems (and sometimes more) by himself. I don't think a Noise Marine is beating that.
Slaanesh did 9/11
Don´t be a Bard they said. Bards are lame they said.
You just've never been in a party of ALL BARDS.
>Corruption points +100
The filthy dark basement to the Bards College in Skyrim at night...
Chaos Bards!!!
Bloooood!
Chaotic Evil Bard Paladins be like:
I’m glad to have finally found an actual EC themed song that isn’t just Noise Marine quotes over an overplayed dubstep song. Keep up the great work, Slaanesh surely hears you.
You know where I can find actual music like this? This shit is good af
@@ppyl-aac745 Not quite the same, but in a similar "everything-is-distorted" vein, you may like some minatory stuff like Moth and Code: Pandorum. I recommend starting with the Venom remix of Code: Pandorum - Chosen.
@@ppyl-aac745 grindcore and it's subgenres is quite close
This pleases Slaanesh
machinegirl makes music to praise slaanesh
Guardsman: *Covering ears* I can't hear anything!!!
Noise Marine: How are you still talking? Oh! This hasn't shattered your jaw? That means it's not loud enough. *Turns up dial*
You can still see? I haven't shattered the damn air enough. *Proceeds to exterminatus the planet in a very slaaneshi fashion*
*dials it up* WE ARE AMPLIFIED
This proves that Doof Warrior from Mad Max: Fury Road is a noise marine
The Doofmarine.
@@NicholasAdeptus
The doofenshmirtzmarine
The first Noise Marine
Imagine of this was how the noise marines actually looked like, i genuenly wouldn't mind rocking out in the depths of the warp with them
That's if you could get out of the warp to begin with...chances are, without the emperor you couldn't
@@KageRuffian who said anything about getting out?
They actually used to. Look up “classic noise marine”, they looked less “evil dubstep DJ” and more “insane glam rocker” back in the day. Luckily, that model is coming back in updated form on Forge World, I believe.
Yes...
Yes, you would _mind_ very much.
They get _bored_ easily.
@@diamondmetal3062 they were way cooler back then
SLAANESH DEMANDS! HARDER! FASTER! LOUDER! SLEAZIER!
SCREAM TO BE HEARD!
"Thats what she sa-" -Battleblock Theater
i purged the *moans* Sleazier will not happen
WASP and Motley Crue would make for great Slaanesh tunes.
SEX ROCK AND PLEASURE! Woooooo! LOUDER! LOUDER! Yes
Riding through the Warp shouting,
“SPIKEY AND PINK, WITNESS ME”
Imagine being a french police officer and hearing this in the distance getting louder and louder.
*proceed to instinctevily surrender*
Why do i have to be a french police officer
I think he was referring to the French Yellow Jacket protests. They were burning shit down.
@@steellegion7054 correct
@Stale Bagelz Not really but they did get some small things changed so it's that at least
A shame there are no flying noise marines that use acoustic levitation as their way of flying. The idea of them dropping onto their targets and liquifying them under the pressure of sound.
Drop the bass, indeed.
Chaos grav tanks when
@@FishySpiderGuy Grav tanks? they'll hover from the sound wave alone.
@@sessy01 Control's benicoff tv when
They'd outbanshee the Eldar Banshees....
I'm 1000% sure this is what a noise marine would sound like on the battlefield
Nothing in the first minute:
THIS QUIET OFFENDS SLANNESH!!
LOUDER!! LOUDER!!
"It's quiet."
-Imperial Guardsman upon hearing the Noise Marines' war march.
Says as his ears are bleeding
@@giratinabasado8436 and his armour is melting tbh memes aside noise marines are scary
Mechanicus: "Where'd he...?"
Space Marine: "It's the warp. Better not questioned."
*No one:*
*The Noise Marines outside my window while I am trying to sleep at 3am:*
I'm sorry my lord but I cannot stop giggling at that image. I know your suffering is bad enough already, but the inner mischief-maker in me finds that hilarious.
Me: well,i am not getting any sleep so...
"Opens window and boots up doom 2016"
Why are there noise marines outside the imperial palace?
From the distance, the unholy hordes of Slaanesh can be heard. The beat of their rumble that of doom and mayhem; their march incessant and relentless. Each step the strum of damnation, and every blast a portent of ecstatic torment to come.
All hail Chaos. All hail Slaanesh.
Black Templar “I smell…..heresy*
@@twilightparanormalresearch186 Oh you goth marine we have things and sights to show you and Smells... /doges bolter fire...
That was beautiful. ❤
*no.*
The guy in the vid represent the whole universe of warhammer quite perfectly
In the grim dark future there is only war...... And heavy metal
I think I'm gonna add in a noise marine as a boss in my dnd campaign now. I hope the party likes this song, because it'll be playing for the entire encounter.
How'd it go?
@@neokyanyoa8061 i second that.
WE MUST KNOW HOW IT WENT
Tell us!
Turn this LOUDER
I NEED MOREEEEEEE
HAAAAIL SLAAANESHH PIERCE US WITH YOUR MIGHTY RITHMS
COMMENDABLY LUXURIOUS
Slaanesh will definately be Piercing something alright
@@clockmaker9273 YESSSS PLEASEE
@@Bellephus *no.*
I don't know how I got here but I'll just- be on my way like a good loyalist Guardsman.
That would be best .
Your already tainted....it would be better for you to just stay.
THERE IS NO WAY OUT, SLAVE
make sure u let ur fellow guardsman know about the fire mixtapes that chaos has...come back anytime :)
Stay...we have free WiFi and pizza
What do you get when attacking a chaos faction.
Khorne : headsplit
Nurgle : infection
Tzeentch : curse
Slaneesh : lost of hearing
Jokes on you,if i would be stuck in warp i wouldfind biggest speakers possible and duct-tape them to my head to listen to some heavy metal while obliterating chaos
We still need an animated fight with this track playing. A bright and violent display of the pleasure gods power.
This is the result when an entire chapter of space marines specialize in the bard class.
B3N751
Legion*
@@retardcorpsman Even worse, haha
B3N751
Things will truly get loud now!
We call these bardbarians
I want to do space DND (my friends and I based off warhammer and I want to now be a new class I’m gonna make up, the noise marine :3 I use sonic weapons but am not as bad ass as the noise marines from war hammer
This can only be truly appreciated at full volume
With headphones and have it loud enough your ears bleed.
Get the loudest speakers and place then next to your ears at max and that would probably make your ears bleed
ah yess, tastefull earape
Bruh this is earsex
: 3 no
Eargangbang
"Earrape"? Boi you ain't heard shit
@@user-om9cf2tl8k high-impact violent earsex.
This is the musical equivalent of being struggle-snuggled and loving it.
when i would have the patience and the skills to make an high quality animation like "Astartes" or "Death of Hope", i would like to make one where yopu can see Astartes and Chaos Astartes fighting with all kinds of troops and i would like to introduce the Chaos troops as badass as they deserve it. The soundtrack for the chaos introduction would be this fine peace of art! Sounds very good
No, the introduction of the noise marines coming out of the warp
*ITS NOT LOUD ENOUGH! LOUDER*
Okay but...imagine this as part of an OST for a Noise Marine FPS
THINGS SHALL GET LOUD NOW
1:05 When you finally get to slaying demons in DOOM Eternal.
Where can I find actual music like this? This shit is unironically good af
I'd say this is industrial metal, so the doom 2016 ost should fit the bill.
Khorne listens to Death metal, Nurgel to Slam metal, Slaanesh to Deathcore, Tzeentch to djent and the Emperor enjoys black metal.
Cassus O what about thrash metal?
@@Keaghan9 Thrash metal is actualy Khorne cultist music, Death metal for berzerkers, Brutal Death for Mutilators and demonic machines of Khorne.
@Sebastian Grether
I don`t know, is my own style, i did design of my style before Doom, and glad for Doom soundtrack, not only me do something like it.
Try Fear Factory and Meshuggah, but they dont use extreme low guitar tuning. Is ten string guitar tuning, don`t know who use it else.
The emperor needs a loyalist sound marine chapter now
We already have Ultramarines chanting all the time, as Black Templars shriek in the background, it's quite enough
imperials are LAAAAAME
@@sab9040 Yes. The also don't have cancerous growths with legs instead of internal organs
@@notsocrazytank707 GIFTS OF THE MOST RUINOUS OF GODS YOU FOOL!
@@sab9040 *How... Depraved (c) Corvus Corax*
If you consider being a host for a parasite who cares not for you and only gorges on your essence being a blessing, you are truly lost, child
Back again to listen. Chaos truly does corrupt.
STILL TOO QUIET
"Noise Marines huh? So how loud _does_ Slaanesh.....y'know...?"
Noise Marines: *_YES_*
Salesman: " how did you destroy your speakers, again?"
Me: *shows salesman this track*
Salesman: "Understandable."
Also Salesman: Yes inquisition this man right here.
It's like this weird mix between heavy metal and '90s club music. Beautiful.
Ha, chaos must be fun
(Under breath) _heretics_
I agree with the heretics part. This place is full of them.
CHAOS WILL CONSUME YOU!
@@sab9040 MY FAITH IS MY SHIELD
@@sab9040 SKULLS FOR THE GOLDEN THRONE!
@@auugh43546 more like
BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD
SKULLS FOR THE SKULL THRONE
MILK FOR THE KHORNE FLAKES
LOUDER!! LOUDER!!.
All I want is for that keeper of secrets to stop stalking me.
Why are you so mean.
@@herdartheperverse3401 STAY AWAY FROM ME!!!
@@skurghjaththeskullreaper1508 why? Can’t we just be friends?
@@herdartheperverse3401 oh look behind you an eldtard!
@@herdartheperverse3401 *fucking daemons..*
I can feel the music overtake me, and it is a good pain!
This just cemented my decision to make the Emperor's Children my first Warhammer 40K army
Simple, elegant...
Beautiful
You might be a noise marine if you listen on repeat...
Jokes on you i am angry marine.
It pleases Slaanesh!
Excess emotion.
It’s the stillness of void which displeases the prince.
I like how you got the drums sounding like bolter fire rather than an instrument. Very fitting.
WE GOING INSANE IN THE TRENCHES WITH THIS ONE 🗣🗣🗣💯💯💯🔥🔥🔥
Sigh..i guess i have to buy 300$ of chaos space marines and pain them gold&pink..oh well
Why stop at 300$ -Games Workshop
Why only 1 squad?
Don't be shy get some more
HEAR THIS DIRGE AND DESPAIR!
Killer song! There was a band from Finland called Havoc Unit that has a similar sound to this. Super industrial groovy metal. Didn't know they worshipped Slaneesh in secret!
Noise for the Noise God!
Bass for the Bass Throne!
Now THIS pleases Slaanesh!
SUCH SWEET CACOPHONY!
I’ve never liked anything to do with Slaneesh. Never liked the aesthetic, the domains, the gifts, or anything she had to offer. That being said. if she were to offer me the chance to be this guy, I would take it.
*_SLAANESH DEMANDS MORE!_*
*proceeds to drop the bass on the corpse worshippers*
I serve the Omnissiah but damn this is good. Might need to hide a subwoofer under my robes.
This song is pure focus. Listening to this gives me full concentration. This track is immaculate.
Really wish they'd release this as an elite model
They have... it's the noise marine on forgeworld
It's to quiet LOUDER BROTHER
The best part about being raided by slaneesh is that it comes with a free soundtrack, the worst part is that you are being raided by slaneesh.
I see no downside here.
*Ridden by Slaanesh 😏
It's codex compliant I swear
Deafen the entire Galaxy with our sweat cacophony.
lol when you realized that this noise marine is actually riding on the top of an aircraft, it suddenly ups the epicness to new levels xD
40K. Only setting where a 7 feet tall clad in future armor can bring a solo on a 10 string while riding a jet.
*This is some serious DmC Dante Level Shit.*
The punisher uses this as A.S.M.R.
This got me into Warhammer40k
Imagine being a guardsman on one of the towers and the sheer chaos and horrifying beauty of what is happening. Cool stuff like this mad lad on the burning plane and other things.
Slaanesh is pleased with this one.
well, of course, he is on top of the plane slamming out heavy metal cords on a flame thrower guitar while wearing speaker boots and an organ backpack Warhammer 40K is just mad max in space!
This is fucking sick. I really hate how dubstep is usually the stand in for noise marine. Guess you can thank TTS for that (still love TTS and alfabusa). This should be what chaos should sound like, slaanesh speed metal, khorne death metal, nurgle nu metal. Dont what zneetch would be tho. But anyways this is fucking amazing! Love it!!
The Amount of Volume you actually Need to increase in order to fully enjoy the tone of this music is just ABSURD and I absolutely LOVE IT!!
"this quiet offends slaanesh"
song: ok i will start quietly
THIS PLEASES SLAANESH!
The emperors children are just the most hardcore metal band ever lol
This convinced me, if im ever gonna buy a 40k pack, im gonna get noise marines and im gonna make the chainaxes look like guitarrs.
It sounds like the soundtrack for QUAKE (Nine Inch Nails), and QUAKE II (Sonic Mayhem) had an illegitimate lovechild!
and now I'm ready to serve Slaanesh!!!... at the office from my desk
Sounds like a boss theme from a video game, i totally see this marine as a flying boss that you have to take down using anti air weapons
Warhammer 40k is the most heavy metal game franchise ever!
Booming this piece of art while penetrating a Craftworld towards it's infinity circuits.
I can just imagine a guardsman bopping his head in a trench to this
The sheer VOLUME that this would be played at, the source of the sound, he'd lose his head, one way or another
@@themaidenlesswretch7819 I never said the head bopping was voluntary haha
@@talabackland8127 fair enough
WE ARE AMPLIFIED!!!
This song illustrates just how terrifying it would be to encounter noise marines on the battlefield.
Imagine the sounds of war, bolt guns being fired, the deafening blasts as baneblades fire their primary gun along with the hails of bullets. Artillery barrages, explosions, the screams of agony and war cries alike.
Then *these* fuckers show up, look around for a few moments and say “This quiet offends Slaanesh!” *plugs in amp and readies their speakers* *”Things shall be loud now!”*