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What's Your Favorite Way to Mess With Strangers?
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Saying "they just walked pasted me,do what you need to do now" while holding a phone
Oh my god yes. I HAVE to do this soon.
@@rx-7enjoyer893 Me too!
@William Waylon that sounds nice, I guess.... 😅
My mother was a huge cut-up and so am I. Neither of us hardly ever met a stranger, someone we couldn't talk to instantly.
We were doing something one day and went to Burger King, Wendy's, some fast food place. There were two teenage boys and two teenage girls sitting across the aisle from us, and they were obviously couples. I get my mom's attention and tell her to go with what I say.
The conversation went something like this.
I said, "babe, we need KY jelly, lots of triple-A batteries, and that edible underwear we like."
Silence from the table of teens.
She answered, "yes and you need a new beard trimmer, I like it after you trim it and it pokes me as you are down there eating my underwear."
Absolute silence from the table of teens but the boys are trying hard not to laugh, and the girl's mouths are about to hit their lap.
Me, "did you plug in all the rechargeable toys, we used most of them last night and the batteries are probably dead.
She, " all plugged in and waiting for us. I like that one that is big and purple".
Me, "I know you do, that's why I bought it in pink, and the glow in the dark green and yellow."
Her, "let's do it in the window again so the old bastard next door watches until his wife catches him.
Me, Anything you want baby. You up for 4 or 5 rounds of sex and oral tonight?
Her, "yes and more if we can".
The boys got up and fled from the table laughing. The girls looked horrified at us and followed their boyfriends.
My mom and I did this all the time. She was in her 80's and I was in my 40's and you could tell there was a big age difference as I looked younger than my age and she looked older because she was battling leukemia at the time.
When we had an audience we would talk about all kinds of extremely inappropriate stuff around people from older teens to old people. We always had a blast doing it too.
Damn I miss the hell out of that woman,she was and is my best friend.
Love you mom, let's try doggy tonight. LOL
Omg I would cry out of laughter from hearing that 😂 she sounds like she was An amazing person and you shared awesome times with her!
Sigmund Freud snickers in the back
@@visiblehuman3705 Thanks she was a wonderful woman and my best friend. We tried to see who could out-do the other in so many things only to laugh at each other. I miss her every day. My niece who I have considered my daughter since the day she was born (family history, my parents raised her) passed away in her sleep on December 02, 2020. I am devastated, sad, miserable, and alone. However, I know my mom has her baby girl with her now and that I will see them all one day soon. Love you always KNTW my baby girl your #2 dad. 💞💋💔
Sweet home Alabama
I'm thankful your mom never met my dad.
The world couldn't have handled it.
But it would've been fun! 😄😄
4:53 To add onto this story one time I was leaving the kitchen and i was about to say “I’m leaving” and “bye” and ended up saying “I’m bi”
Little did you realize. You were bi
That reminded of that joke of someone asking how are you and your mind gets confused between I'm 'good' or 'okay' so you accidentally say I'm gay
My favorite was the one with the aunt saying random conversations at the bar
At a mall some guys stopped me at a kiosk for some raffle that involved signing up for some subscription service or something. As the first guy made his pitch I pointed to my ear while keeping a straight face. He kept talking so I did it again and then kept walking while he tried to rope me in with his pitch. As I left I heard the other guy hit him and say, “He’s deaf, you asshole!”
Never subscribe. You'll go on a database mail out list. Those "sign up to win a cruise/car/holiday" things are actually data mining companies, that on-sell your info.
"I'm sorry for your loss"
"What do you mean?!"
"Don't worry, Just say goodbye when the time comes."
Walk into a crowded elevator facing people inside and say, "I'm sure you're wondering why I called you here today".
First, hit the button for the VERY NEXT FLOOR. Otherwise, you'll be stuck in an elevator with a bunch of weirded out strangers. (unless you've figured out the next few lines after that...)
My favourite thing to do is to randomly look at the floor and dramatically step over it as if somethings there, when theres a big line of people behind me (worked better pre covid)
@@myleswolfe5139 haha yeah! it’s even better if two people do it together at the same time because it makes it even more believable 😂 me and my boyfriend did it together and the crowd behind us kept looking and it was like a domino effect, watching people stepping over nothing bc the people infront did is hilarious
This one is actually so good lmao I like this one a lot
Ask them if they are human
They'll either respond with panic or irration
Which is gonna cause suspicion
My mom owns a tiny poodle
Used to walk him with fake thick silver plastic chains spiked collar and muzzle and acted like he dragged my grown ass around
Only was asked to walk it twice
Underrated
At first I read "My mom owns a tiny pool noodle" then I was really confused when you were talking about her walking him.
old friend used to make up a totally random anime character and walk around our local cons dressed as the “character” and see what neckbeards got really into telling him how far they were in the show, he always always excitedly ran with the lies they came up with too
This is really creative
I'm visually impaired. If anyone asks what happened I respond "I blasphemed the lord"
Ha ha ha ha ha
What happened?
Not visually impaired but have a service dog. Stealing this for next time.
FYI: Those poor (literally) folk who try to sign you up for vacations, cars, timeshares etc. in malls, are actually working for DATA MINING companies. If you are so silly as to chance a sign up, from then onwards you'll receive a ton of telemarketing, sms marketing ads. Then you'll have to spend time blocking, eliminating, and consigning to "bins" all the pushy call centre calls.
Good info 👍
I agree with answering stupid questions with the most ridiculous lies...
Once, I was in the store with the family, and my mother was part of a group project for Christmas shopping, since you could get food cheaper in bulk. She was picking up a three gallon bucket of lard... AND the cashier acted all incredulous and shocked, "What do you even do with that much lard?!"
SO... I retorted casually, "A tablespoon in our coffee on cold mornings."... Which of course, earned the confused expressions... "Well, I used to work in Starbucks, and that's the secret to really rich foam. You add a tablespoon of lard for every 10 or 12 ounces of coffee, and a splash of milk or cream for color, and steam it right up. It's worth $6 a cup in New York."
My Stepdad was right behind me, and as soon as he over heard, he hopped on the "Lie your ass off" Bus... "Well, I didn't believe it either. Don't knock it until you try it!"
Now, you'd think... Since she raised me, my mom would've been used to my style of antics by then. None the less, it was about all she could handle to get through the conversation for prices, count out money, and put change away. She was nearly in tears before we could get her out the door... ;o)
2:03 “ What breed is your dog?”
“ The Vietnamese Pork Frog “
"Chinese Juice Hound"
I... LOVE... MESSING... WITH... PEOPLE!!! Once walked up to a random guy and asked him if he ever had the feeling he was being followed. Saw him an hour later on the other side of the street constantly looking behind him as he walked. Lately, when people as how I am, I reply with 'As a great ma once said- I feel good, I knew that I would'. People would say' Can I ask you a question?' I tell them they already did. Someone says 'Excuse me'. I tell them they are excused. People stop for a minute to figure it out.
If sitting at an intersection and a car stops to let you infront of them, instead of giving them a wave blow them a kiss. The looks on their faces are priceless
The turning head after yout eyes at someone. I am so doing that now.
I just love going grocery shopping with someone and being in line to checkout. Make a bunch of great jokes and then stare at someone who eavesdrops and starts laughing. Give it 3 seconds of looking at them weird, then laugh with them. I can get about 1/10 attempts, it’s oddly satisfying and makes someone laugh...
I like to stand right in front of the elevator door right before getting off. If anyone is waiting for it, they usually kinda jump when the doors open and you're right there.
I have a Black Russian Terrier as a service dog. Look it up they are huge. Feeling extra 💩 one day and we were walking back to the car to go home. Two people block us and say “That’s a fake service dog! You look fine. What does she do? I looked them straight in the face and said “ She keeps me from killing people that ask stupid questions”. Never had people move away so quickly.
Speaking of stupid questions. I am a woman who is 183cm tall, I am usually asked if I have long legs ... My answer: No, not so long, they end at the knees ..
"Are you kidding? They're barely long enough to reach the floor!" ;o)
@@gnarthdarkanen7464 jepp not mm more.. But in the states im Classified as fricking GIGANTE because I'm 6'or over THANKS FOR THE ONE you hubbits😂😂😂
@@CarolineOfSweden Well, it "works" no matter your height. That's kinda the beauty with it... as "smart-ass replies" go. You're certainly welcome, of course. ;o)
"It didnt make this noise before"... I did that with a bunch of tourists on a ride at the top of the Stratosphere Tower in Vegas (I think it was called Insanity) Scared the crap out of them, one started crying.
I have literally never thumbs down a comment in my internet life and I'm not about to start two decades in, so i will just come here and say booooooooo people like you are terrible🤣 you are the worst
@@starlafetcho4433 😁
😂😂😂😂😂😂
one of my favorite things to do is stand in my driveway holding whatever object, and pretend to sword fight the air with aforementioned object. gets me weird looks every time lol
this was my favorite one period
I had a guest at work (Cheesecake Factory in Walnut Creek CA) he would go see he’s daughter that lived in Australia and for work, so the bartenders would always chat about he’s trips. Of course people would ease drop and ask what he does for work, he would say with a very straight face “I’m a drug dealer” than go back to chatting like nothing ever happened 😂
Every time I get a dockpic, I send back that that doesn't look good. You should probably go and have "that" check it out with a doctor.. Promptly!!
After many small panic attacks, there will almost be tears from the guy and saying: WHAT IS WRONG TELL ME! !
Me telling him calmly, you know it usually not stop growing in 3rd grade/ when you are 10years old...
sometimes when messaging people or writing comments i like to just stop writing in the middle always bothers
I once told a telemarketer who was trying to sign me up for a new electricity company that I was Amish and don't have electricity..Would loved to have seen the face when they realized that Amish people don't have phones either.
I’m from the Highlands of Scotland and it’s crazy how many English people believe me when I say we still have huts or no internet. Once managed to convince a guy that 1.Haggis are real 2. We lived in a hut 3. Even tho I had an iPhone , it was virtually use less as I didn’t have internet or have any form of data.
He was from london..
I tell people "Have a nice weekend" on Thursday nights. I like to imagine they slept in the next morning thinking it's Saturday
As I was walking out of school on a Tuesday, a teacher once said "happy weekend" to me as a joke. Threw me off for the rest of the week xD
If someone knocks when im in the bathroom. I tell them to come back with a warrant
Dong hair = take care
Yellow = hello
Audio = audios = good by
lmaooo
oh i say yellow every time i answer the phone lol
"dong hair" had me laugh for a solid minute or so
I always say when the telemarketer calls "Hello MI7 Cyber Crimes Unit, how may I help you? Scammers put the home down a second later. If they phone my mobile I later follow up with texts asking how the cyber crimes can help, we are here to help you ".
I was tell my sister that I paid all my bills a month earlier at an ice cream place and I noticed some lady was listening in so I added “so yeah, selling feet pictures to guys really does pay the bills” and we all laughed including the random lady
Now I'm thinking...maybe I should get a pedicure...
Im from Sweden so I understand people from Denmark Norway then everybody learns English in school, I even understand Spanish Italian and Dutch soooo fun times on planes
My brother has helped me since he got into college, but while in the Navy, I built a collection of foreign swears... SO now, when I can just identify someone's language, I can swear in their native language about something random, and tell by how awkward they look if they were talking about me or something they didn't want me to know...
...OR in the case of co-workers... I can let them get by with the random murmuring in whatever language, and then pick an opportune time to drop the "clue"... and watch the dawning expression as they start wondering how much crap they've said in front of me that could get them into trouble.
...in any case, it's hilarious. ;o)
@@gnarthdarkanen7464 I can say 'I love you' in 17 different languages.
Hers one more for ju 'it's go to hell' in Swedish: Dra åt helvete..
@@CarolineOfSweden Thanks for that. It's not often I get to bring out the Swedish... possibly a contributing factor in my Swedish collection being a tad light. I'll have to share it with my brother, as he's gotten to rather enjoy the hobby...
When something goes "wrong" around him, he just starts swearing in about a dozen languages at once... which brings the fun of watching the crowd around him for those who catch a little here or there. ;o)
as a passenger in a car, i used to bark at people (cyclists / pedestrians) when we passed them.
When car insurance telemarketers call:
"Hi, can you tell me the make and model of your car?"
"Nah."
[Awkward pause] "Are you interested in an extended warranty for your car?"
"Meh."
[Another awkward pause] Okay, have a good day sir.
"......Nah."
I've been meaning to respond with "do you like feet?" in a creepy, sort of nasally voice. Haven't done that one yet.
When I get telemarketer calls I always say "*where I live* sperm bank you spank em we bank em!". They never stay on long after that lol
Joe's Pizzeria and Abortion Clinic, where yesterday's loss is today's sauce!
Mort's Mortuary....you stab 'em, we slab 'em!
Yemenese milk terrier has me howling with laughter 😭 too funny
I have a co-worker who does nights with me. He has the same name as me so we get along well. And he came in one night and said 'good morning" and I didn't know how to respond because no one really says goodnight as a greeting. So I just said good morning to him and then say good night when we all go home in the morning
I had a friend, unfortunately no longer here, that used to go to McDonald’s or Burger King or whatever, and when asked what he wanted would hold thee straightest poker face you’ve ever seen while pointing at the menu behind the cashier, when they tried to follow his finger to the menu he’d change ever so subtly the direction he was pointing that they’d constantly have to “Re-align” with his finger...
Cruel?...Yes, totally!
Hilarious?...Beyond measure!!
This dude wouldn’t say a word so no doubt these poor, hard working people must’ve thought the poor guy had a problem! No matter what happened, he never cracked a smile! Used to be hilarious getting food after a few beers! We’d order up first so we had our food and could grab a seat to watch the spectacle that was about to happen! Glorious comedy!!
Arctic baby flesh retriever... Oh wait, that's a polar bear.
The one with the elevator, that's how traditions are born
if you're having a conversation with someone , stop right in the middle of it, and with a completely straight and serious face say "wake up" then go back to what you were saying its gonna fuck them up (credit this idea to @onlyjayus)
When they knock on the door I knock back.
This is hilarious.
Years ago, when i was a teen there used to be people begging often drug users, in parking lots, they would point you to a empty spot then ask you for $. I remember going somewhere with my uncle, we parked in one of those spots, the guy comes and asks for $, my uncle turns to the guy and seriously asks, "its for drugs?"
The guy startled says "no, no its for food" to witch my uncle goes "What food?! it either is for for some shit or i aint giving you a thing!" and storms off, i and the druggy are there looking at each other like WTf happened, then i just scurry after my uncle.
I don't crave during my periods. I pretend I do so I get chocolate. It works. I'm really enjoying these snickers.
For telemarketers I answer them in Chinese. Sometimes I even switch it up and answer in Russian too. And if that doesn’t work Esperanto because who in the world knows Esperanto except Esperanto enthusiasts?
Offering my left hand to shake someone’s hand
People in London not speaking English on the Tube...I used to have a problem with being able to speak Spanish (with a local accent) but not being able to understand it very well. As I have gotten older, I noticed the reverse. It is to a point in my 50s, that I can understand the gist of the conversation of most languages...even those with which I am completely unfamiliar. On a NYC subway train, a couple was making derogatory remarks about another passenger's attire. The language was so unfamiliar, that I dont even know what country they were from. Yet, the other passenger was dressed so oddly, and their eyes and other body languages were so specific about the subject of their conversation, that I started laughing. They looked up at me, and I gestured with my head and eyes towards the guy. They kind if looked guilty, but they laughed as well. I dont know if I have gotten better at reading body language, as I grow old. Or, with the internet, such things are becoming homogenized across verbal languages through the world. I have a feeling it is a combination of the two.
I live in a tourist trap town. Tourist have stopped me to ask to take a pic of them and most times I oblige if it’s a family or couple. If it’s a single person that wants a pic of themselves I will take a bunch of pictures with my thumb covering their entire head and happily return their phone with a smile.
Be honest how many of you tried the eye thing right away
I'm a caramel color person, and I love telling people I don't speak English in excellent English.
Omg that’s amazing do you think I could get away with this as a white kid? I’ll try it when I get a chance
Mine is "look behind you"
I start zombie walking behind people walking too slowly.
Find THAT in your script 😄
Location: *Reddit*
Whenever I get spam text I reply with a picture of my Pomeranian looking angry and say “Haru doesn’t like that” or “Haru doesn’t like you”
Im African Australian , I have two predominant accents (Aussie & Britt) when I travel I use the best versions of my Accents, to be honest I started off only knowing my Britt Accent and the Modern US Accent. But being born and ground up in Australia Brought out my Aussie and it's now my best Predominant Accent. I also speak French and Dutch so yeah...... So I can Do two Accents and Learning a third the 3rd (US). And I learnt French and Dutch in School...... :D
6:43 Actually, if you read the Thanksgiving Day Proclamation, Thanksgiving *IS* a religious holiday.
1:22 wait, what? thats litearlly just what i do normally.. if im going to look somewhere, i almost always just out of habit turn my eyes while im still turning my head... didnt know that creeped people out...
My friend and I were go to his collage parties when were were 25 26 amd his gf was still.in school and when any one would ask me or my friend who we are or what we'd study we'd make up some out of blue major and made up sports/ clubs we were in and we just keep rolling with it all night and some drunk people would try to figure out if it was true or not and some would play along ( funny part is both of us didn't go to college, I went int family farm and he went into his family construction business)
~16:30+.... Just figured out what to do with those cars parked on the sidewalk close to the door at Walmart. The spot that the cabs/transit vans use to load/unload.
Now if I can come up with something for the ones that are occupied.
I don’t do it specifically to mess with people but lately I’ve stopped turning right on a red light (completely legal here but not mandatory) some people get really pissed off and I find the reactions very entertaining because I’m not doing anything wrong.
On the flipside, the city put up a "no turn on red" sign at an intersection near my house. Sometimes, people will honk at you when you're signaling but not turning.
It's a four way intersection, but one of the "ways" is dedicated to a fast food restaurant and isn't a real road. I've had a couple people honk at me while I wasn't signaling because I was going to go straight, towards the restaurant.
The same intersection has a weird traffic pattern. Occasionally, the right/straight lane and the left turn lane coming from the right both get a green arrow, so you can't go straight into the restaurant and just have to sit there. This usually results in people honking.
For the first one,
I often see people asking me if I want a credit card.
I just tell them I'm a student (I'm not)
Since students don't have a stable income, I'm not eligible for credit cards...
1:32 *Its Country time*
I worked at a gas station in one of the wealthiest towns in the state. People who asked where the tennis club was: Keep going that way. When you see the Seagull tornado over the dump you are close. The street on the left just before the dump will take you around the dump to the tennis club". Used the word dump excessively. A famous place was also in the town. Big sign for it across the street. People who asked direction I would pretend I had never heard of it. Then I would notice the sign. Point to it, Ask if that's where they are going. I have also helped
people who needed it. I would get people from another country who were lost. Would call people untill I found someone who could help.
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I used to do ear piercing at walmart and I'd ask if they'd ever been pierced before. If they said no id say , "Don't worry, the blood only squirts for a second."
Saying *Hi*
About half the time, when someone says, "Hi" to me... I respond with "Not yet." ;o)
@@gnarthdarkanen7464 oh 😂😂
grandma approved
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16:28 I did that with my friends when we were 12 in our neighborhood.😅
~10:00+.... Like the way the funs slow down at the end just like a gas pump about to click off at your pre-sit amount.
Oh boy. Credit cards used to give swag if you filled out application. I had a name, address, phone number. “Let me see your ID” at Disney after I filled it out. “I left it in car as worried I would lose it on roller coaster again”. So she being smart asked me questions from my application. I easily recited every one. None were mine.
Best professor wars. Biology prof we increased attention the further toward his right he got. Entire class on it. He moves toward our right, we get uninterested. As he moved left we pay attention, the more to our left, the more attention. 15 minutes he is standing furthest to our left that he could. Then he realized. Of course he knew which Prof put us up to it.
Dad and my sister told her future Ex that we didn’t have running water in the house, but we’re proud to now have electricity. So I took him to the old doll house my sister had as the outhouse. (Of course small, broken down). On school trips I pretended to be exchange student to other schools. Half a dozen phrases were enough. Russian gal dang near attacked me. I felt bad explaining the limit of my Russian. Kinda ended the fun.
2:37 There was a car commercial back in the 80's and 90's that did this. I think it was for a Suburu.
Th one with th rubber snake in PRODUCE.....I'd take that just ONE step further..... position th snake with head bent back under th lettuce so when someone grabs it, th snakes head snaps back down so all you get is this quick snake shape and motion when indirectly looking as th person is turning/looking away which COULD be a strike. Could be quite hilarious if done correctly
My name is Ryan without the Z.
There is no Z In Ryan
See I told you
~7:00+.... Oh please don't do that.
I have had it happen to me a few times (unintentional on their part... I THINK) and it scares the 💩 out of me. 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Also if it's two lanes at a stop light and the other car creeps forward it makes me think I'm rolling backwards. And I have never drove a standard.
I just say good morning goodnight and good afternoon at the wrong time but I say something like after or before to make it right and it makes whoever I day it to so confused
Vampire time is real
5:58 my friends and I did the SAME!!! would yell at random people on the street!! Hey!! ( random name) I know you from school!! Amd it just go from there
14:50 Them femals
My exfriend has a Greek tattoo in his arm , when an antifa asked him why he did this , he told him “the tattooist didn’t had red color to do the Turkish flag😂
Omg this is so crazy I’m NEVER this early ✌️144,734,235th :O
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Mess up with strangers?
Make over dramatic sounds in the restroom lpl
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Be me everyone will hate you, sad but true, i don't think im better than anyone, but i don't like or get along with many people and make it known. Used to be party boy everyone loved me because i never gave a fuck. I am now almost completely antisocial, married a blackfoot native american model, had a baby moved to the Midwest bought a big house and ignore everyone. No social media. Changed my number now just a family man. Im a Bostonian they love the accent but not when i refuse to say the famous park the car in the harvard yard. Sometimes I will say it with their accent and pronounce my r's.
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Can you please chill with the ads. 2 back to back ads every 3 minutes is a bit much for just copy and pasting other people's work. Plus you aren't even narrating yourself, you are just using a shit text to speech software. I prefer not to use a adblocker because I know ad revenue is the main source of income for a lot of TH-camrs but its really absurd the amount of ads on videos now, other channels as well. Which sucks because I had to stop watching and unsubscribe alot of channels I really liked.
Many times the ads are thrown in by YT, not the creator.
Even people who have been demonitized by YT will sometimes still have ads if it's a popular channel. YT doesn't care if the creator doesn't get paid as long as YT makes the money!
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