Komodo Dragons Freak Bill Burr Out!

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  • Taken from JRE #1348 w/Bill Burr: • Joe Rogan Experience #...

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  • @smvml89
    @smvml89 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8194

    Bill: There's this video of...
    Jaime: *cracks his fingers*

    • @LilJ3090
      @LilJ3090 5 ปีที่แล้ว +252

      Right that guy has God tier hacks lmao

    • @WetAdek
      @WetAdek 5 ปีที่แล้ว +262

      He connected his brain to the internet, thats why he is so fast.

    • @UppingDowners
      @UppingDowners 5 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      Jamie the next brainiac

    • @timytumper
      @timytumper 5 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      Okay how old are you guys? I'm 17 and most comments on Joe rogan clips are funny as fuck to me but youd think Joe's demographic is like 25-40

    • @christopherrivas4403
      @christopherrivas4403 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Yeah.. Jamie did get an A in Physics 😑

  • @noahhultgren193
    @noahhultgren193 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4362

    I want Bill Burr to write for, and narrate a nature documentary, poorly of course.

    • @alexsmith2885
      @alexsmith2885 4 ปีที่แล้ว +545

      "alright so what do we got here, oh yeah, this fuckin..uh, aardvark? what is this an anteater or some shit? who cares, anyways, so.."

    • @Mr._Nobadi_M._Portent
      @Mr._Nobadi_M._Portent 4 ปีที่แล้ว +99

      Him and Snoop Dogg!

    • @robertrob96yount58
      @robertrob96yount58 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      This is an underrated comment 😂

    • @ericb8217
      @ericb8217 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      He did. It was called Rough N Rowdy boxing. Lol.

    • @beef6958
      @beef6958 4 ปีที่แล้ว +111

      "Jesus Christ look at that thing. What the hell is that, a hyena? That thing would tear you to fucking shreds. Christ..."

  • @tonyvince7
    @tonyvince7 4 ปีที่แล้ว +732

    Lets take a moment to appreciate how good joe's "comodo dragon eating a baboon" imitation is

    • @eagleowl3664
      @eagleowl3664 2 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Bill: Tiger Monkey.
      Joe: Dog Monkey.
      Both - Let's settle for Wolf Monkey. 😂😂😂

    • @of_the_Word
      @of_the_Word ปีที่แล้ว

      it's a baboon eating a monkey not a komodo eating a baboon

    • @masdan5422
      @masdan5422 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      That actually pretty close to how Komodo eating

    • @serviceadvisormaxbyservice916
      @serviceadvisormaxbyservice916 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      he does amazing animal impersonations. His first stand up DVD he does a few and it is hilarious.

  • @chillo5687
    @chillo5687 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9401

    Joe explaining how the Komodo dragon was eating the monkey was the most joe Rogan thing I have ever seen

    • @jimmikakkei3648
      @jimmikakkei3648 4 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      😆👊🏻

    • @oddpotential
      @oddpotential 4 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      Lmfao

    • @NigelHeads
      @NigelHeads 4 ปีที่แล้ว +57

      Came to the comments for this

    • @FerrariTeddy
      @FerrariTeddy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +120

      That shit was priceless and hillarious and he was so accurate tho.
      From Joe's immigration I got a perfect image of what he was describing.

    • @jamahlrawls3520
      @jamahlrawls3520 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Hahahahaha

  • @nodk17
    @nodk17 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3468

    Joe: “ahhhgunk ahhgunk ahhhgunk”
    Bill: seriously please don’t play it.

    • @booradley6673
      @booradley6673 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      😂😂😂

    • @MechArmory
      @MechArmory 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Funniest comment I've seen in some time lol

    • @w.dieterich7077
      @w.dieterich7077 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      8:06

    • @w.dieterich7077
      @w.dieterich7077 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      8:06

    • @dhalsim-1
      @dhalsim-1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      If I saw a starving Joe Rogan in the rainforest I'd run away fast

  • @spicygriffith8419
    @spicygriffith8419 4 ปีที่แล้ว +348

    To all them ladies worried what their man was doing when hanging with their friends, 70% of the time they doing this

    • @joesmith3098
      @joesmith3098 4 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      Exactly, and it's hilarious! This is part of the reason women hate men because they can't do this. This is college in your dorm room, this is your sports locker room, this is your barracks in the military. What are the incredibly popular women's radio shows/ podcast? Their is a podcast for guys for whatever your into, multiple.

    • @stboombasloth9424
      @stboombasloth9424 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Right lol men as a subspecies aren’t that complex ffs lol we’re just talking shit with our buddies

    • @johnnyace2287
      @johnnyace2287 2 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      "Do Transformers have life insurance... or car insurance??"

    • @JoeCool90
      @JoeCool90 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@johnnyace2287 broooooo what a question

    • @No_ReGretzky99
      @No_ReGretzky99 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

      What they doing other 30%😂😂😂😂

  • @alexanderengels3606
    @alexanderengels3606 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8832

    "There's this great recording of a guy getting eaten by a bear"

    • @sasha._.4471
      @sasha._.4471 5 ปีที่แล้ว +170

      moth 1234 yeah that sounds pleasant 😂

    • @TheBri87
      @TheBri87 5 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      🤣🤣🤣

    • @20puskinas1992
      @20puskinas1992 4 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      he man what is on your profile picture?

    • @thegoldenwhale1335
      @thegoldenwhale1335 4 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      Eternal A moth from the lämp meme

    • @papakarrbear3767
      @papakarrbear3767 4 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      “ AHHAHH! GET THE FRYING PAN!!! “

  • @lankyboy3344
    @lankyboy3344 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2086

    Look how proud Joe is when he looks over at Jamie and says "hes got them saved" 😂😂

    • @GothicLeviathan
      @GothicLeviathan 3 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      That was awesome lol

    • @TheTonkGuy
      @TheTonkGuy 2 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      7:30

    • @Daheeat
      @Daheeat 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Facts 🤣

    • @eagleowl3664
      @eagleowl3664 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Bill: Tiger Monkey.
      Joe: Dog Monkey.
      Both - Let's settle for Wolf Monkey. 😂😂😂

    • @tatesock8692
      @tatesock8692 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Wolf Monkey lol 😆

  • @ruthlessrog1
    @ruthlessrog1 ปีที่แล้ว +131

    "See if you can find that, show it to bill."
    BILL: "NO"
    🤣💀

  • @jakejohnnn
    @jakejohnnn 5 ปีที่แล้ว +756

    “One of my favorite videos is harpy eagles eating sloths”
    -Joe Rohan, 2019

    • @randomfactsthatdontmatter3466
      @randomfactsthatdontmatter3466 5 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      Rohan?

    • @George-gg4pb
      @George-gg4pb 5 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      @@randomfactsthatdontmatter3466 yeah, he married an Indian guy

    • @jamesgannon5875
      @jamesgannon5875 5 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      Don't mess with the Rohan.

    • @GabrielsGabriels
      @GabrielsGabriels 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@jamesgannon5875 no its dont mess with the Zohan

    • @qqq386
      @qqq386 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@randomfactsthatdontmatter3466 The land of the Horselords

  • @rauljohnreypetallo9681
    @rauljohnreypetallo9681 4 ปีที่แล้ว +680

    Bill: "Nature man..."
    *takes a hit.
    Joe: "Nature man..."

    • @fredspofford
      @fredspofford 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Bill doesn't smoke weed like a fucking loser freshman in college.

    • @TheJmsJose97
      @TheJmsJose97 4 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      @@fredspofford lmao fuck off

    • @Swiatlocien
      @Swiatlocien 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      bruh moment

  • @GroinFaceGroin
    @GroinFaceGroin 4 ปีที่แล้ว +196

    "Ever see a Komodo dragon on DMT? Pull that up Jamie..."

    • @Deviant69
      @Deviant69 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @Dr. Cool Yeah it does. in the 3rd game.

  • @jtmnavy
    @jtmnavy 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1900

    Lmao please somebody make joe Rogan doing a Komodo dragon noise into something

    • @19RaxR91
      @19RaxR91 4 ปีที่แล้ว +103

      I think that you already can find a lot of girls doing this exact sound on the internet, if you google in the right titles...

    • @adamaunya69
      @adamaunya69 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@19RaxR91 bruhhhhhh

    • @TheIcup24
      @TheIcup24 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I was about to comment this 😂

    • @heelgill
      @heelgill 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      8:05 and 8:11

    • @christianhallgren1192
      @christianhallgren1192 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Replace the Yoshi sound with it

  • @Robotshadow
    @Robotshadow 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2591

    Netflix: “Are you still watching?”
    Somebody’s daughter: 8:09

    • @WiskinWaffles
      @WiskinWaffles 4 ปีที่แล้ว +123

      B R O 😭😂😂

    • @josetrujillo7827
      @josetrujillo7827 4 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      shadowmohd 😂😂😂😂😂💀💀winner

    • @omgnoob89
      @omgnoob89 4 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      Holy shit dude that made me laugh

    • @heelstadium
      @heelstadium 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      genius lmfao

    • @PhyreI3ird
      @PhyreI3ird 4 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      Or son ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

  • @benjamies4136
    @benjamies4136 ปีที่แล้ว +76

    This goes to show how gifted these two are. Bill can instantly come up with great bits of funny commentary while Joe can just roll a conversation when someone starts to feel uncomfortable and bring them back into a comfortable atmosphere. You could tell Bill started to really get into his thoughts for a moment and immediately Joe just brought up another story to ease the tension, allowing Bill to get back into comedic stance

  • @funkyodauter
    @funkyodauter 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1051

    08:16
    *HRGHURLGHRULGHRURLHURL*
    "See if you can find that, show it to Bill"

    • @kaseyrolow
      @kaseyrolow 5 ปีที่แล้ว +57

      funkyodauter lmao, joe at his finest hahahaha

    • @Goldenvibesss
      @Goldenvibesss 5 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      I honestly don’t want to watch that 🤣

    • @aerialzetro7196
      @aerialzetro7196 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Lmao I didn't understand this comment until the end of the video

    • @b41ts2late
      @b41ts2late 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      funkyodauter 😂😂😂

    • @matthewhorizon6050
      @matthewhorizon6050 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@aerialzetro7196 not familiar w a time stamp lol?

  • @mooncakehekatonkhires9257
    @mooncakehekatonkhires9257 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1377

    I was very impressed with his acting chops in The Mandalorian

    • @Afineaddition
      @Afineaddition 5 ปีที่แล้ว +80

      His jokes were gold as always

    • @zZrEtRiBuTiOnZz
      @zZrEtRiBuTiOnZz 5 ปีที่แล้ว +147

      It was weird for like the first minute but then he fell into a groove and it was pretty good.

    • @vanmorgan1867
      @vanmorgan1867 4 ปีที่แล้ว +123

      “I wasn’t a stormtrooper, wiseass!”

    • @goobernater8186
      @goobernater8186 4 ปีที่แล้ว +56

      Hes good in breaking bad too

    • @cannonfodder4000
      @cannonfodder4000 4 ปีที่แล้ว +64

      He was good in Breaking Bad too

  • @kylecasey7890
    @kylecasey7890 3 ปีที่แล้ว +82

    Love the chemistry between joe and bill. You can tell they are on the same living plane. Like when you have a best friend that you tell a joke to, but it tanks, and he roasts you

  • @kiekz369
    @kiekz369 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2500

    More edits to come with Joe impersonating that komodo dragon lol 8:16

    • @synthWizkid
      @synthWizkid 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      123 K. See the original edit? Are you "Intact"?

    • @danielblais1839
      @danielblais1839 5 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      Can't wait for the deep fake face swap

    • @LVNVSmash
      @LVNVSmash 5 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      Literally the first thing I thought of when I saw him doing that

    • @redman122
      @redman122 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      As soon as I heard it I went straight to the comments !!

    • @kiekz369
      @kiekz369 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@redman122 lol I did the same

  • @StannisHarlock
    @StannisHarlock 5 ปีที่แล้ว +768

    7:17 Hahahaha. So perfect. I thought Bill was imitating the deer at first, but this is actually what Bill sounds like when he freaks out. xD

    • @mariekedavid3899
      @mariekedavid3899 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Saaame hahahaha

    • @ripardofilho3337
      @ripardofilho3337 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Best deer imitation is from Chris D'elia

    • @Sam-cy7mw
      @Sam-cy7mw 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      You should watch F is for family if you havent already, Bill Burr is voicing the mc

    • @lavans5721
      @lavans5721 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      "Aaaaaah! AAAAAH! DONT" Lmao

    • @nathanhopkins4791
      @nathanhopkins4791 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@mariekedavid3899 i was going to the bathroom, and I thought he was acting like the deer, until I realize that.... Jamie PULLED THAT UP.

  • @lekkerlekker5760
    @lekkerlekker5760 4 ปีที่แล้ว +48

    8:19 I love how proud Joe is with his Komodo Dragon impression

    • @tatesock8692
      @tatesock8692 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Me too it was comical

  • @FalcaoElTigre
    @FalcaoElTigre 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1222

    Joe always gets so fascinated by animals eating each other lol

    • @Mcfatsack
      @Mcfatsack 5 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Mister Skarred If animals eat the pineal gland and they have a dmt trip for the rest of the day somehow through consuming all off the chemicals your brain pumps out to ease your way through death lol

    • @kendoncaseycurtis4660
      @kendoncaseycurtis4660 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Alexander the Great he would make A good federal prisoner
      ( fit right in)

    • @P.a.r.a.d.o.x
      @P.a.r.a.d.o.x 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @Telios Abraxas Also, isnt that why from what I have heard Egyptian mummies are found with their pineal glands missing?

    • @keepmeposted
      @keepmeposted 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      his wife is a happy lady

    • @joebailey8294
      @joebailey8294 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Are you new here?

  • @JamesRednok
    @JamesRednok 4 ปีที่แล้ว +559

    Girls: I wonder if he's thinking about me while he's with his friends...
    Guys:

    • @t_papi
      @t_papi 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      They dumb like that bro.

    • @EllipsisTriangletrap
      @EllipsisTriangletrap 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@t_papi Yeah, they'll even repeat a bad, old meme from years ago. Never was funny, was always junior high humor. That's the only age range where you might find girls or guys thinking like in the OP.

    • @t_papi
      @t_papi 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@EllipsisTriangletrap what you talking bout?? Lol

    • @bensmith9253
      @bensmith9253 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      So funny!

    • @franklynnyein127
      @franklynnyein127 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      no shit. This is literally me and my bff.

  • @juliemonarch7364
    @juliemonarch7364 2 ปีที่แล้ว +132

    I love Joe's laugh, especially when he's genuinely tickled.

    • @carter3369
      @carter3369 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      It’s fake af

  • @deanmclover306
    @deanmclover306 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1229

    Joe Rogan should have animals vs people segments lol

  • @fattony123082
    @fattony123082 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1056

    Legend has it Joe’s cigars are laced with DMT and rolled in Elk skin.

    • @drose6437
      @drose6437 4 ปีที่แล้ว +68

      Don't forget the chimp testosterone extract that's mixed with the tobacco

    • @slimpick6385
      @slimpick6385 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      They look baked Lol

    • @thekoolpeshmerga
      @thekoolpeshmerga 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      LOL

    • @luiscampos-ponce949
      @luiscampos-ponce949 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Some say... some say

    • @MichaelBrown-rg8oi
      @MichaelBrown-rg8oi 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      There is absolutely weed in it as well...

  • @psychojoe4764
    @psychojoe4764 3 ปีที่แล้ว +63

    Honestly this was 90% of the conversations i had whenever my cousin would sleep over when we were kids

  • @mr.jameson218
    @mr.jameson218 5 ปีที่แล้ว +421

    "Yeah, a wolf monkey. So, they eat kids."

    • @rogerwilco1777
      @rogerwilco1777 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Im gonna create the 1st wolf monkey hockey team..

    • @GoogleRuinsAnythingItTouches
      @GoogleRuinsAnythingItTouches 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@rogerwilco1777
      I'm gonna need some royalties.

    • @franklynnyein127
      @franklynnyein127 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      he talks in a real fuck up way. lmao. 😂

    • @anirudhdwivedi6673
      @anirudhdwivedi6673 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Seriously man thank you I was trying to figure out, listening and relistening to what was saying. Thanks!

  • @araknidkid
    @araknidkid 5 ปีที่แล้ว +358

    holy fuck, the comparison between sloths and jalapeno poppers was so brilliant.

    • @TheTaterTotP80
      @TheTaterTotP80 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      They don't actually get eaten a lot do they? Also very cruel to say that. They are living beings as we and all life is.

    • @dexter4016
      @dexter4016 5 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      @@TheTaterTotP80 arhhhh..... STFU mate

    • @biglicker4473
      @biglicker4473 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@TheTaterTotP80 i see them more as tater tots

    • @UppingDowners
      @UppingDowners 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      TheTaterTotP80 quit being a fairy

    • @gaylordsuitcase9967
      @gaylordsuitcase9967 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      TheTaterTotP80 I’m gonna kill all the sloths. 😈😈😈

  • @chatsberry5817
    @chatsberry5817 3 ปีที่แล้ว +74

    I love when people talk about nature and how nuts it really is. I feel like we kind of forget that we live on a sphere designed to kill us filled with things designed to kill us.

  • @JeffCfreeradiorevolution
    @JeffCfreeradiorevolution 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1079

    Joe “if you are a moving thing... they’ll eat you” Rogan

    • @Mekel01
      @Mekel01 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Hahaha

    • @kevind.shabahang
      @kevind.shabahang 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      motus ergo esus ... my attempt at "i move therefore i'm consumed"

    • @manuelmateo3392
      @manuelmateo3392 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Technically correct.

    • @RMichaelHimself
      @RMichaelHimself 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Brehhh wtf I read this right as he said it

    • @omegaweapon116
      @omegaweapon116 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      If you don't move, they let you live.

  • @healerforce4165
    @healerforce4165 4 ปีที่แล้ว +495

    "They FOUND THEIR Clothes" Is not something you want to hear in a missing person's case

    • @arthurm4012
      @arthurm4012 4 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      They also found one of their foot severed in a boot.

    • @arthurm4012
      @arthurm4012 4 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      @i j I'm actually not too sure if the case that I'm thinking is the same that bill burr was talking about because of lack of info bill burr gave. The TH-cam channel 'nexpo' made a video called "the harrowing disappearance by kris Kramer's and lisanne froon". In that case, two girls from the Netherlands go to Panama as a vacation(I think) and go to a jungle without a tour guide and a dog. The case is really weird and sketchy. The dog somehow made it back home without the girls and the girls eventually died in the jungle. Some of their clothes were found after a while and one of their backpacks. Some people say they died from locals or were eaten by animals or from dehydration.

    • @2btqj
      @2btqj 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      They found the bodies

    • @BenQotsa
      @BenQotsa 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@arthurm4012 I think its that one

    • @EllipsisTriangletrap
      @EllipsisTriangletrap 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@arthurm4012 I know of that case but I don't know if it's the same one. Especially given the lack of details. Either way, it is way too easy to dispose of a body in south/central america. Just throw it in the forest! Nature will sort it out after they have already been murdered.

  • @jamimusmaximus5205
    @jamimusmaximus5205 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    I honestly love how quote unquote “fucked up” joes sense of humor is, because in my opinion it isn’t fucked up it’s just funny

  • @jayfaisa6016
    @jayfaisa6016 5 ปีที่แล้ว +740

    This whole time I was waiting for him to mention Komodo Dragons...

    • @diogenesthecynic5037
      @diogenesthecynic5037 5 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      7:08

    • @bubbakushii
      @bubbakushii 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Lmao his eating impression

    • @Hawlem
      @Hawlem 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Nice freeforms muh boy.

    • @KilliK69
      @KilliK69 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      but it was worth it

    • @cround217
      @cround217 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Bro if I ever saw u get on my plane....I'm jumping off

  • @JOSHCFH69
    @JOSHCFH69 5 ปีที่แล้ว +540

    Finally ol' Billy Red Nuts is back

    • @davidpierce9949
      @davidpierce9949 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Ol Billy Fat Back lol

    • @joshlewis575
      @joshlewis575 5 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Billy bitch tits is the best

    • @mikehancho695
      @mikehancho695 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Josh Lewis best part is after all these years during the MMP email reads, Bill every time still gets a really good chuckle over that nickname and/or makes a joke/excuse of not having them ol ginger bitch titties...another name that’s a classic is “Ol Billy Booze Bag”

    • @DoctorMantisTob0ggan
      @DoctorMantisTob0ggan 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Ol' Billy Cue Ball

    • @serenysmusic
      @serenysmusic 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Good ol billy copper crotch

  • @robertcowan7610
    @robertcowan7610 3 ปีที่แล้ว +39

    Bill Burr is one of, if not the most, truly enjoyable guests that Joe Rogan has on the JRE. He actually really does get along really well with Bill Burr and has natural, flowing conversation with Bill as much as, if not more so than with any other guest. I can't think of many others that he's that way with possibly excluding St. Pierre, Forrest Gallante, Graham Hancock, Joey Diaz of course, perhaps a very few others.

    • @METATRON_CUBE
      @METATRON_CUBE 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Bill is a great guy, humble, down to earth and so fucking funny

  • @PyroclasticMind
    @PyroclasticMind 5 ปีที่แล้ว +483

    "Sloth's are like jalapeno poppers for tigers" Bill Burr 2019.
    Wow, that's a lot of politics 0_0

    • @jknight9613
      @jknight9613 5 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      @El Chivato lmfao are you crazy? What about his comment gives you information on his politics?

    • @bigchungus2121
      @bigchungus2121 5 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      @El Chivato lmaooooo do you just call anybody you don't like a liberal pussy? You spend too much time on the internet kid

    • @joerotter2873
      @joerotter2873 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I like to think there more of the rolls before dinner. There just sitting there going to waste anyways and theres a ton of them just sitting there begging to be ate

    • @pappy451
      @pappy451 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@joerotter2873 . . . appetizers anyone ?

    • @Nishua
      @Nishua 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Lmao

  • @stephenbrady5220
    @stephenbrady5220 5 ปีที่แล้ว +271

    8:23 "See, if you can find that, show it to Bill." Joe's face when he's saying this. 😂

  • @Fotosynthesis858
    @Fotosynthesis858 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    I loved his “dog sliding in the kitchen” analogy lol

  • @upchuckduck5726
    @upchuckduck5726 4 ปีที่แล้ว +106

    Bill: everything is lighting fast
    Joe: except sloths

  • @argo1668
    @argo1668 5 ปีที่แล้ว +57

    Something about this interview just gives me the vibe that Joe genuinely enjoys Bill's company more than a great many of his guests. Joes a great host and interviewer across the board but I just get the feeling he's enjoying himself extra. Warms my heart.

    • @ivanvoronov3871
      @ivanvoronov3871 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Yeah your right. He seems more upbeat

    • @sambo416
      @sambo416 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Well he is a comedian

    • @dammaguy1286
      @dammaguy1286 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      That's because both of them are bald 😄 natural connection

    • @jeffbettencourt6263
      @jeffbettencourt6263 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      You can definitely tell which guests he really respects and admires. The way he treats them is completely different. Especially legends like Burr a fellow comedian who he’s known for decades.

    • @argo1668
      @argo1668 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@jeffbettencourt6263 couldn’t have said it better myself.

  • @eriwilnel
    @eriwilnel 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    Rogan And Burr crack me up every time! When Joe tells Bill about the bear getting wrecked out by a chimp on bicycles I hit the floor every time!

  • @christianmoreno3585
    @christianmoreno3585 5 ปีที่แล้ว +181

    “jesus christ this guys fast” YOUNG JAMIE THE GOAT

    • @charleswhite3553
      @charleswhite3553 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      watching Jesus get crucified and you think "that's some Joe Rogan shit right there"

  • @jismjacket
    @jismjacket 5 ปีที่แล้ว +313

    True story here.....
    I was at the Metro Toronto Zoo in the late 80s and saw two full grown adult male Komodo dragons fighting in a pen .There was blood everywhere....It was vicious!
    Then out of nowhere a Zoo staff member came in and physically separated them with each hand and broke up their fight. No gear....no protective equipment. Just his steeled toed boots and shorts and a shirt. INSANE!!!

    • @stefan1924
      @stefan1924 5 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      They bite you once, their saliva will kill you. Stupid zoo keeper.

    • @padurarulcriticsicinic4846
      @padurarulcriticsicinic4846 5 ปีที่แล้ว +52

      Don't fuck with hyped Canadians, ask the Chinese Army veterans from the Korean War.

    • @frisbe9279
      @frisbe9279 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Not true

    • @jismjacket
      @jismjacket 5 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      @@frisbe9279 Don't believe me if you like.....but it's 100% true.

    • @hello93617
      @hello93617 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      @@stefan1924 I don't think it does if you get medical attention. They arnt venomous, just have alot of bacteria in their saliva.

  • @ozcorsportscards7497
    @ozcorsportscards7497 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    I love when Bill makes a basketball reference and it just goes 80 yards over Joe's head

  • @ThePsychicFish
    @ThePsychicFish 5 ปีที่แล้ว +305

    Girl: I'm a virgin I swear
    Also girl: 8:05

    • @aj6365
      @aj6365 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Loool

    • @DerricktheWhite
      @DerricktheWhite 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Damn that works until the end of the video

    • @DkKombo
      @DkKombo 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      There are many thing that I would not mind being done to my dick by a very particular person.
      But being eaten alive...us NOT one of them.

  • @theDavidChannel1
    @theDavidChannel1 5 ปีที่แล้ว +130

    I'm surprised Joe Rogan has never hosted his own wildlife show on Discovery Channel.

    • @DkKombo
      @DkKombo 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Do it for the kids they'll love it.

  • @TheCrysis45
    @TheCrysis45 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    These two have mastered the art of having a conversation and I am jealous

  • @slamuel9797
    @slamuel9797 5 ปีที่แล้ว +293

    “That’s some rogan shit right there.”Joe Rogan has officially become the pepsi of podcasts.

    • @seandiesel2467
      @seandiesel2467 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@BlueprintsForHeadaches its okay, you did it all for the nookie.

    • @slamuel9797
      @slamuel9797 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Sean Diesel Yeah that Whitney Cummings nookie.haha lol.

    • @BlueprintsForHeadaches
      @BlueprintsForHeadaches 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Chief Bromden I wouldn’t touch that psychopath with a ten foot pole. She is so wack

    • @charleswhite3553
      @charleswhite3553 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      watch animal planet and you keep thinking Joe Rogan shit right there

    • @slamuel9797
      @slamuel9797 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Blueprints For Headaches Well no shit.C’mon it’s a joke.Based on brendan schuab’s dry snitch on rogan.

  • @ThumbsHunter
    @ThumbsHunter 4 ปีที่แล้ว +312

    If Joes Hair grew back, he would be called Joe Rogaine.

  • @A_Byrds_View
    @A_Byrds_View 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Joe: what happened to those ladies?
    Bill: THEY FOUND THEIR CLOTHES!!

  • @cam5533
    @cam5533 5 ปีที่แล้ว +257

    Joe Rogan: But have you ever watched a Monkey get swallowed on DMT 8:05

    • @CorbCorbin
      @CorbCorbin 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      KEA
      I was a monkey who hot swallowed by a DMT.

  • @TheresaWheeler
    @TheresaWheeler 5 ปีที่แล้ว +35

    “They found their clothes” 😂😂😂😭😭😭

  • @idiotology5568
    @idiotology5568 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    That bit with the bear eating the dude recording sounds was brilliant 😂

  • @williamstark9568
    @williamstark9568 5 ปีที่แล้ว +62

    I'm reminded of when Steve Erwin was like "I have a great idea! I'm gonna hang out with some komodo dragons!" and they chased him up a tree and he had to cling to that thing till they finally decided he wasn't coming down.

    • @countmackula9697
      @countmackula9697 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      That's reminds me of you making shit up as you go..

    • @evanscott7652
      @evanscott7652 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Count Mackula actually it’s on one of the episodes of his show

    • @donovanb9020
      @donovanb9020 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@countmackula9697 it's a real episode.
      He scrambles up a tree and the komodo dragon managed to nick his boot.
      One tooth tore right through the leather pretty much down to the sock.

    • @solaireastora5394
      @solaireastora5394 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      On TH-cam too, literally search Steve erwin

    • @thapelomokoena1953
      @thapelomokoena1953 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      That's lies kimono climbs trees too

  • @soutrikganguly6151
    @soutrikganguly6151 4 ปีที่แล้ว +88

    Dude, I live near the sunderbans and I approve this message.

    • @brdolivadar
      @brdolivadar 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Is it really true that tigers hunt people there, dude?

    • @tarunr5751
      @tarunr5751 4 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      @@brdolivadar yep people have to put face masks on the backs of their heads to fool the tigers, apparently they only attack when you turn their back on them.

    • @jimpickens4
      @jimpickens4 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      @Fit Boy Abdul no one cares about the size of your fucking tigers pajeet

    • @woawolf
      @woawolf 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@jimpickens4 call him abdul thats also a slang

    • @georgefloydspaceshuttlepro1839
      @georgefloydspaceshuttlepro1839 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@tarunr5751 that strategy stopped working years ago. But people still do it because it gives them confidence to go fetch honey.

  • @tru713
    @tru713 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Bill burr the science guy

  • @MRSLAV
    @MRSLAV 4 ปีที่แล้ว +322

    300,000 in sunderbans? Really Joe, 300,000?

    • @HighAltitudeMMA
      @HighAltitudeMMA 4 ปีที่แล้ว +82

      300,000 over 200 years... 1500 a day every day for 200 straight years. Lol
      EDIT: Im dumb.

    • @HighAltitudeMMA
      @HighAltitudeMMA 4 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      @@felixthecat9460 well dammit. You right. Goddamn Marijuana brain. Lol

    • @hashpond420
      @hashpond420 4 ปีที่แล้ว +72

      It's like 4 people a day, totally doable.

    • @poisontacoz6864
      @poisontacoz6864 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Mr slav is an underrated channel.

    • @CedrickOlausson
      @CedrickOlausson 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      No 300.000 in the whole of India.

  • @shanemcinally7092
    @shanemcinally7092 5 ปีที่แล้ว +33

    "One of my favorite videos is watching Harpie Eagles kill Sloths" - Joe Rogan

  • @malk9421
    @malk9421 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    I'm Australian and even I was freaking out when Steve Irwin was lying down with Komodo Dragons.

  • @snr.froggymooopew7781
    @snr.froggymooopew7781 4 ปีที่แล้ว +36

    Joe “one of my favorite videos is watching harpy eagles kill sloths” Rogan

  • @kennytee6882
    @kennytee6882 5 ปีที่แล้ว +39

    The light that bounces off of Joe’s and Bill’s head could converge and create a bat signal in the night sky

  • @dinkyvision
    @dinkyvision 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Burr on tiger smell “well just the fact that they don’t really bathe”. Perfect.

    • @forgalzz7
      @forgalzz7 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Except tigers "bathe" a lot.

  • @chiggitycheckmate8364
    @chiggitycheckmate8364 5 ปีที่แล้ว +72

    Komodo " brush my teeth with some special bacteria killing toothpaste and i'm 60 % less dangerous " Dragon .

    • @erickidd7667
      @erickidd7667 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      truthseeker can't be denied underrated comment

    • @rovidelarosa
      @rovidelarosa 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      It was recently discovered that Komodo Dragons does have venom and it is what kills its preys.

    • @yomumma7803
      @yomumma7803 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@rovidelarosa the venom is an anticoagulant, they also have harmful bacteria

    • @adinnaikhwani6255
      @adinnaikhwani6255 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@yomumma7803 opposite of cobra's venom

    • @keithgriffin1938
      @keithgriffin1938 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@adinnaikhwani6255 yea they can't move fast but 1 bite they just follow the sent until it dies usally depending on where it's bitten 2 to 3 days then they eat it... I wouldn't ever be able to to go on that island.

  • @AlanGarciaC.1093
    @AlanGarciaC.1093 5 ปีที่แล้ว +83

    6:51 is what you're here for.
    (...or more specifically 7:18)

    • @MikeHawk-tj3dz
      @MikeHawk-tj3dz 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      You sir are a champion

    • @DeAngelo77
      @DeAngelo77 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      8:16

    • @JustD1zz
      @JustD1zz 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Ohhh settle down YOU! I'm here for all of it.

    • @thetek9
      @thetek9 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      That was such an effeminate scream

  • @GollumSs1
    @GollumSs1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    "One of my favourite videos is watching harpy eagles kill sloths"

  • @taval29
    @taval29 5 ปีที่แล้ว +78

    Joe "gumpgawmp" Rogan 8:10

    • @lexlavi
      @lexlavi 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Taval Dacres haha you beat me to it man

  • @nebulousisgod
    @nebulousisgod 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    Watching Bill scream like that can cure depression.

  • @dcaudill7764
    @dcaudill7764 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Bill Burr is the man. These 2 together are great conversation. Hopefully Joe has him on more often!

  • @Dumebi7278
    @Dumebi7278 5 ปีที่แล้ว +61

    Joe “It’s one of the rare places on Earth” Rogan.

  • @raymorrow1491
    @raymorrow1491 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Bill seems so much more grounded and at peace. So much more chill lately. It's awesome to see. Anyone else notice a difference?

  • @redbaron5308
    @redbaron5308 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    “Nature man, nature man” I love when they said that.

  • @gnarwhal7562
    @gnarwhal7562 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    I love the interactions between these two. They rarely cut each other off, and if they do its usually for a good reason haha

  • @docskate4312
    @docskate4312 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    "I don't want this on my harddrive."
    Bill knows what's good for him.
    It's a sign of intelligence.

  • @darianwillis8520
    @darianwillis8520 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Joe has such a great laugh. Burr is one of the few that make him laugh that hard

    • @martinezjames83
      @martinezjames83 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Goggins made him lol like a motha fucka

  • @shadowlurker520
    @shadowlurker520 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    7:17 is priceless when Bill is interrupted by the video he's describing is being played in his peripheral 😂

  • @dakotashanenunley6928
    @dakotashanenunley6928 5 ปีที่แล้ว +167

    Jalapeño poppers 😂😂😂

    • @codeinecowboy8607
      @codeinecowboy8607 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Dakota Shane Nunley read this right as he said it lmao

    • @amberkelly8055
      @amberkelly8055 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I choked on my hit when he said that ahaha!

    • @1800-j8x
      @1800-j8x 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      He didn’t even say jalapeño lol 😂

  • @unclerayray7025
    @unclerayray7025 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    I could watch Joe Rogan and Bill Burr ALL DAY!

  • @jakedemarsh
    @jakedemarsh 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    Billy 'like a boss' Burr's New Netflix Special 'Paper Tiger' is Fire!! 🔥

    • @jakegraskey
      @jakegraskey 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Gotta be top 5 all-time stand up special

  • @hrithikrana932
    @hrithikrana932 5 ปีที่แล้ว +67

    8:15 My last brain cell at 3AM

  • @andrew-rn9ui
    @andrew-rn9ui ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Bill saying "No!" At the end when refusing to watch a komodo dragon video is so priceless,

  • @joebaker7788
    @joebaker7788 5 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    Joe’ 8:06 ‘Rogan

    • @Inexpressable
      @Inexpressable 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Joe' 8:06 'Baker

    • @BigSteve34
      @BigSteve34 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      😂 do it show it to bill

  • @Kam-it1hq
    @Kam-it1hq 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    “ We’re slower than squirrels”😂😂

  • @T-P.
    @T-P. 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Bills reaction to Jaime pulling up the video is hilarious 😆

  • @PatrickPierceBateman
    @PatrickPierceBateman 5 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    Ole Billy "I honestly don't wanna watch that." Burr

  • @coltonwinkel510
    @coltonwinkel510 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Two of my favorite bald guys.

  • @theswiftphil8789
    @theswiftphil8789 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    actually brown bears in russia have natural predators in the form of siberian tigers which prey upon brown bears of all ages and size to make 8% of their diet in the tiga forest.
    sun bears are also prey'd upon by bengal tigers in the south of asia.
    mountain lions may occationally take young black bears.
    overall bears of large size tiers are only prey'd upon ever by the largest big cat on the planet where they both coexist

  • @MadRandomCollectable
    @MadRandomCollectable 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    *"See if you can find that... Show it to Bill."*

  • @warriorprince4890
    @warriorprince4890 5 ปีที่แล้ว +37

    8:15...Joe imitating a Komodo dragon eating.

  • @markjordan8116
    @markjordan8116 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Went through Jungle Warfare School in Panama a couple of times; you become part of the food chain.

  • @drdeathpranks2762
    @drdeathpranks2762 5 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    8:06 when the pizza rolls are to hot 😂😂

  • @brendanharan4501
    @brendanharan4501 5 ปีที่แล้ว +104

    Bills referring to two Dutch women who disappeared in Panama. You can see the pictures that were in their camera found alongside clothes and various bone fragments.

    • @callanc3925
      @callanc3925 5 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      This might make me a bad person but when bill replied to "what happened to them" with "they found their clothes" i lost my shit

    • @elmeringles8442
      @elmeringles8442 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @sam singh Something along the lines of "if you're great at surviving, you're not good at living" type bullshit. Basically a phrase people use to justify someone else's stupidity.

    • @cianmulvey5552
      @cianmulvey5552 5 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      @sam singh: somebody always has to make it about race

    • @callanc3925
      @callanc3925 5 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      @@cianmulvey5552 idk man apparently only white people come from first world countries.

    • @devilmanscott
      @devilmanscott 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@callanc3925 Per-capita yeah, most Europeans come from either rich or average countries, while most others come from poor countries, hence Europeans unless trained for it, have little survival skills.

  • @jerrilehane7815
    @jerrilehane7815 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Burr & Rogan together and the rest of the world fades to obscurity.Powerhouse duo.

  • @WiseAilbhean
    @WiseAilbhean 5 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    7:18 Bill Burr's reaction reminds of his "how you know the N-Word is coming" joke.
    XD XD XD "HOT POTATO"!!

  • @geoffreyf7829
    @geoffreyf7829 5 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    "AAAAAAHHHH, DON'T!" aww poor billy

  • @chopps7601
    @chopps7601 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Lol!! Burr was literally scared as hell when that clip came on..that was such a real yell..he said " on my hard drive"

  • @andrewscott8892
    @andrewscott8892 5 ปีที่แล้ว +103

    We want to see you have on Jeremy Clarkson

    • @krelltechnology
      @krelltechnology 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      no we don't

    • @MrZapdog
      @MrZapdog 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@krelltechnology its just you

    • @freem8son86
      @freem8son86 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Nah. That guy is such a boring boomer these days.

    • @richalan8530
      @richalan8530 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      We really don't

    • @johnbroadfoot5148
      @johnbroadfoot5148 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Yes we do

  • @jamesjames6920
    @jamesjames6920 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    Nobody:
    Joe: I can imitate a Komodo Dragon and sound more like a Komodo Dragon then a Komodo Dragon

  • @dyorama_7433
    @dyorama_7433 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Bills yelp from seeing violence 🤣🤣🤣

  • @baykoch2383
    @baykoch2383 5 ปีที่แล้ว +41

    Humans may be slow but we have endurance for days, and or sweating cause us to run longer

    • @longdirtytoenails1076
      @longdirtytoenails1076 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Bay Koch That and the adrenaline rush from being chased.

    • @davecom3
      @davecom3 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      This is how humans have always hunted. They were useless at killing animals on first encounter they would usually injure the animal, track it for days eating vegetation as they did so, until the animal was finally too tired to continue. They'd then corner it, kill it, and feast on it. Endurance and tenacity will always triumph over strength.

    • @jimpickens4
      @jimpickens4 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @S F I was about to say, if a human chased a rabbit indefinitely they'd burn more calories than they would gain from the entire animal