Trump Flees To Switzerland While His Impeachment Trial Kicks Off In The Senate

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  • @stoodmuffinpersonal3144
    @stoodmuffinpersonal3144 4 ปีที่แล้ว +454

    Man. Like. They aren't even TRYING to have a defense and they still might get away with this. That's the most infuriating part.

    • @SandraNelson063
      @SandraNelson063 4 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      Your vote is what will stop them. Make sure you can. Check with your state, make sure that your right to vote hasn't mysteriously disappeared. And check out yhe voting booth situation as well. The state GOP will do all they can to crush the Dem vote. By hook or by crook.

    • @connormcgregor4578
      @connormcgregor4578 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      the constitution needs to be amended

    • @randomjoe3941
      @randomjoe3941 4 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      If they can rig a Senate trial what's to stop them from just lying and claiming Trump won 2020?
      He's stuffed our courts with so many corrupt (and unqualified) judges who will do anything he asks.
      If a miracle happens and he is removed, the damage he's done will take over half a century to correct. (Minimum)

    • @erenawismer4009
      @erenawismer4009 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Sandra ... VOTING?!?!?! it means what? from what I remember Hillary Rodham Clinton was VOTED in by the people and that decision was ripped away by the Collage, so where did the votes count there? A person votes and their candidate was the worse thing to happen to democracy, now how does your vote count? If you voted for ... lets say a noncorrupt politician (sorry almoat choked on that oxymoronic word combination) .... and the corrupt one gets in and buggers the whole lot and sends the country to the Devil where does that vote set you? Voting just makes people feel like they have a say or they count ... sorry votes only count if they are worth the box to make your mark on.

    • @Sveltdre
      @Sveltdre 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Stoodmuffin Personal Welcome to reality.

  • @merebrillante
    @merebrillante 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1248

    “Scrotum of the Opera.”
    Best McConnell description ever.

  • @billyakin3301
    @billyakin3301 4 ปีที่แล้ว +401

    "No one is above the law"
    The biggest joke in America!

    • @TheYeetusLord
      @TheYeetusLord 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      MrG0TH1ER haha exactly. For a country that claims to be “the land of the free”, they have the least amount of free people😂😂😂

    • @ostropogask9415
      @ostropogask9415 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      So was every man was created equal while they went home to their slaves

    • @thomasmcgillivray3997
      @thomasmcgillivray3997 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Pelosi.

    • @couragekarnga8735
      @couragekarnga8735 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      I thought the biggest joke in America was that this would be a fair trial.

    • @mnomadvfx
      @mnomadvfx 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @Ortum Lynx Of course - that's how you stop the far greater percentage of the population from realising that they have overwhelming power over that small percentage of rich people.

  • @brucefreadrich1188
    @brucefreadrich1188 4 ปีที่แล้ว +90

    "Scrotum of the Opera."
    "Last thing you see before the chloroform kicks in."
    "Father penguin abandoning this chicks to the seals."
    -- Kudos to the writers! Among their best ever!

    • @irenemesecke3076
      @irenemesecke3076 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      A
      What a great piece of wit, sarcasm at its best, thank you for posting and all of us to smile.

    • @pdute1
      @pdute1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      How about; "Soon we'll find out if breaking the law is illegal"! Gold!

    • @brucefreadrich1188
      @brucefreadrich1188 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@irenemesecke3076 Colbert is not the 1st to do the unflattering picture followed by a caption/punchline, but his timing and delivery are perfect. I also like that his rapier cuts both to the left and the right with these "phaption" jokes (what do we call this type of humor?)

  • @finnthehuman9426
    @finnthehuman9426 4 ปีที่แล้ว +577

    "Democracy dies in darkness." I had no idea they meant literally with Midnight Mitch. 🤦

    • @maxo.1062
      @maxo.1062 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Midnight moscow mitch

    • @thetayterminator1436
      @thetayterminator1436 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Leaving this everywhere huh lol

    • @jcspider7259
      @jcspider7259 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Help vote McConnell out! He's up for re-election this year and I'm contributing monthly to the person running against him even though I don't live in Kentucky. GETTING RID OF THE CREEPY BASTARD is immensely important. Amy McGrath is a strong candidate. If you want to see our country finally rid of this rancid curse, please do the same!!!!!!!

    • @Miguelsw
      @Miguelsw 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      ‘Scrotum of the opera’ 😂

    • @ralfhaggstrom9862
      @ralfhaggstrom9862 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Niinpä niin .............

  • @nilli111
    @nilli111 4 ปีที่แล้ว +251

    "Soon, we will find out, if breaking the law is illegal." 😂

    • @MrTomtomtest
      @MrTomtomtest 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Not really. All impeachment is is throwing a President out of office, where he will face the Courts (can depend if he gets a deal or not during impeachment but I really don't think Trump is heading that way no matter what).

    • @dlite6999
      @dlite6999 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Using what will be the TRUMPTASTIC defense...in future court defenses of the ill minded narcissts Abuse of power!

    • @richiejohnson
      @richiejohnson 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @Alexander Supertramp who are you talking to, and who is us, exactly?

    • @pierretteleclerc3492
      @pierretteleclerc3492 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @Alexander Supertramp yes the result is quite predictable from the start if that's what you mean. 😉

  • @toadjiang7626
    @toadjiang7626 4 ปีที่แล้ว +730

    "Soon we will find out if breaking the law is illegal." Sadly it's not, not for rich and powerful people anyway.

    • @realzachfluke1
      @realzachfluke1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Toad Jiang America in a nutshell. Justice for all...as long as you’re not black, muslim, poor, trans, etc.

    • @globalwarmhugs7741
      @globalwarmhugs7741 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Didn't need an "and" because rich = powerful.

    • @globalwarmhugs7741
      @globalwarmhugs7741 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@realzachfluke1 ...female

    • @JackieWelles
      @JackieWelles 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Rich and powerful which are the only people who can become a president.....

    • @cookies3780
      @cookies3780 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yes it is.

  • @Mahault2007
    @Mahault2007 4 ปีที่แล้ว +124

    "When the facts are on your side, pound on the facts. When the law is on your side, pound on the law. When neither are on your side, pound on the desk."

    • @cherylcampbell9369
      @cherylcampbell9369 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      With a shoe.

    • @robertorourke6614
      @robertorourke6614 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      How does it feel you lost, does this not tell you who the just man is, wait for pancake tuesday , if your brains were dynamite you would not have enought to blow your hat off

    • @cherylcampbell9369
      @cherylcampbell9369 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@robertorourke6614 what's pancake tuesday?
      And why so attacking?

    • @martiscats
      @martiscats 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I've heard that from I don't know how many attorneys over the years! So, since nothing is on the Pub side, what are they going to pound on. Let's hope each other.

    • @AreYouSerious-210g
      @AreYouSerious-210g 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      robert orourke can’t form a logical sentence, just like his President. 🤣

  • @Opus313
    @Opus313 4 ปีที่แล้ว +569

    "Not really a trial at all."
    Well, I'm looking forward to the real trial that the SDNY will hold after Donald gets voted out! Blue 🌊 2020!

    • @samuraijack3187
      @samuraijack3187 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Man i wish but Biden has the nomination and Trump will beat him

    • @ryanjapan3113
      @ryanjapan3113 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Samurai Jack you sure?

    • @samuraijack3187
      @samuraijack3187 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@ryanjapan3113 completely unfortunately

    • @rapidburrito
      @rapidburrito 4 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      #Sanders2020

    • @grmpEqweer
      @grmpEqweer 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Sanders!

  • @MasterOfSparks
    @MasterOfSparks 4 ปีที่แล้ว +71

    Remember when they used to say, "if they have nothing to hide then they have nothing to fear"?

    • @johan.ohgren
      @johan.ohgren 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Seams like it was at the last ice age..

    • @MasterOfSparks
      @MasterOfSparks 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@johan.ohgren it was back when we thought Duh bya would be the dumbest President we'd see in our lives. How wrong we we're.

    • @harlcc261
      @harlcc261 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Seems not to apply to MO of Republican Party.

  • @internetpeople6113
    @internetpeople6113 4 ปีที่แล้ว +122

    I really wish America has enough sense to oust these traitors in 2020 election.

    • @tjaspire
      @tjaspire 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I really wish you foreigners would stop commenting on OUR ELECTIONS! We already knows what needs to be done. We did our part last time too. But the electoral college voted him in and that is beyond our control!

    • @Sveltdre
      @Sveltdre 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Americans do not really choose the President, it’s the electoral college.
      Votes from Americans count for statistics.

    • @Sveltdre
      @Sveltdre 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      T J With all the foreign influences, is it really “our” election?
      America is owned and operated by multi-national corporations.

    • @AllWIllFall2Me
      @AllWIllFall2Me 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      To elaborate on TJ's frustration: America is stuck in a Catch-22 situation.
      Our Constitution is laid out in a way that, gives a notable advantage to less populated regions in our country. The true importance of this was realized sooner by Republicans than Democrats, who then set about INCREASING that advantage in their favor via gerrymandering and other tactics. As such, the electoral deck has been stacked in their favor for some time, and we can only hope to balance it out after 2020, assuming we win, playing against the stacked deck.

    • @murcje
      @murcje 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@tjaspire I really wish you'd stop whining about us foreigners commenting on your election and go out in the streets to do your part in getting as much mushbrains convinced that your orange charlatan is screwing up THE ENTIRE WORLD! Not just your murica.

  • @thedashboard9562
    @thedashboard9562 4 ปีที่แล้ว +141

    It's so hilarious, and infuriating, and terrifying how broken the US government is.

    • @RevSmoke
      @RevSmoke 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Ye it is, thank God Trump is fixing it. Trump 2020

    • @MetalSStar196
      @MetalSStar196 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@RevSmoke He didn't fix it, he just took advantage of it for his own monetary gain. I would, too, if I was President.

    • @RevSmoke
      @RevSmoke 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@MetalSStar196 Wow you really are delusional aren't you. Well of course you are with thinking a man should have a hair style like that. How is the economy? How are jobs? How is well if you had one 401k's are secure and doing well, the highs are at a all time high, how is his tax cuts doing for you? You seriously want to sit on the uninformed bandwagon?

    • @dboy6400
      @dboy6400 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@MetalSStar196 So how much money has he made? And where did it come from?

    • @HeWhoHasRisen3500
      @HeWhoHasRisen3500 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @Martine You're not very bright.

  • @TheNeoVid
    @TheNeoVid 4 ปีที่แล้ว +132

    "You complain about process when you're losing." -Mitch McConnell

    • @maladroit5581
      @maladroit5581 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @European Nationalist well hey we said the same about Trump ever getting elected in the first place so we'll see

    • @couragekarnga8735
      @couragekarnga8735 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Well now, if he'd just get voted out...

    • @studiohq
      @studiohq 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @European Nationalist Deflection
      We know they will acquit him
      Donald is not the only one on trial here
      The Republicans in Senate are
      They just haven't figured out how to stop time
      but all of what they do now will be used as evidence later
      and remembered during voting
      VOTE BLUE 2020 yall

    • @rajabuta
      @rajabuta 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @European Nationalist yea we know. There's no way his cronies won't let him walk. They said so themselves already

    • @jorgepeterbarton
      @jorgepeterbarton 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @European Nationalist still lose the argument. They do not challenge evidence but process. Of course there are more Republicans, so its a farce. A farce democrats clearly should have predicted but when was the last time a Liberal considered "backlash"

  • @cheekyb71
    @cheekyb71 4 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    Who ever decided to leave yesterday and today's monologues in one piece - THANK YOU!
    I like to watch in order and it's hard when they're cut into 2, 3 or even 4 pieces!!

  • @heyheytaytay
    @heyheytaytay 4 ปีที่แล้ว +116

    "last thing you see before the chloroform kicks in" is absolutely right. And Absolutely terrifying.

    • @tonib.3016
      @tonib.3016 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      That made me seriously bust up lol!!!😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @mohamedbabiker6653
      @mohamedbabiker6653 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      And absolutely hilarious 😂😂😂😂😂

    • @Buttercup697
      @Buttercup697 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Rick Scott, former governor of Florida. A felon who stole from Medicare/Medicaid. He should serving 20+ years. 😒

    • @couragekarnga8735
      @couragekarnga8735 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Sounds like something Putin would do, and Trump would dream of doing.

    • @Darktician
      @Darktician 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      I died. Inside.

  • @jackwells8107
    @jackwells8107 4 ปีที่แล้ว +304

    If the defendant showed up in any court in America and said, "I'm not going to answer those subpoenas for the evidence", he'd be in jail BEFORE the trial started.

    • @Annie-zd6rn
      @Annie-zd6rn 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Pat sounds like a fool and making no point at all with his defense.

    • @BearBig70
      @BearBig70 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Unfortunately, this faux "impeachment" has no legal standing as the judicial branch isn't even involved, because there was no crime.

    • @PPN462
      @PPN462 4 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      @@BearBig70 Any impeachment has no legal standing. That's why the judicial branch is never involved and the Senate takes care of the trial. A crime has never been a requirement to impeachment. Stop repeating partisan nonsense you don't understand, dumbass. It is about breaking the ethics of your mandate as President, breaching the trust of people and threatening the balance of power as described by the Constitution, which Trump has been doing non-stop on purpose since day one.

    • @jamieg2427
      @jamieg2427 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      @@BearBig70 The judiciary has never been involved in impeachment because it's not a criminal trial. Do you not history?

    • @couragekarnga8735
      @couragekarnga8735 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Trump seems to get away with everything!

  • @Eric-xt8nd
    @Eric-xt8nd 4 ปีที่แล้ว +42

    I love what you do for us Stephen.
    Never stop!!!!

  • @kindsprit4039
    @kindsprit4039 4 ปีที่แล้ว +136

    Even during Clinton’s impeachment trial-both sides heard and agreed to100%- what was wrong-regardless of party. This is an absolute shit show- I’m embarrassed for the inability to take their own oath serious.

    • @tedotway3368
      @tedotway3368 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      FranciKatherine Melton-Jones Thats a fact, this is why we must get out and Vote in November. The people of this great country deserve better and honest representatives.

    • @mediamannaman
      @mediamannaman 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@tedotway3368 Yes, and that includes voting for all offices on the ballot.

    • @HDHD-tn7bs
      @HDHD-tn7bs 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      That Oral Sex wasn't sex?

    • @BRAINSPLATTER16
      @BRAINSPLATTER16 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @censored girl which witnesses did you want to see that weren't Joe or Hunter Biden?

    • @wjgraves
      @wjgraves 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @censored girl the Biden's are not witnesses of this trial because the trial is dealing with corrupt actions taken by trump. That is the scope of the trial and it makes zero sense to call witnesses to testify that were not witnessed to the corruption. Calling for the Biden's to testify on trump's corruption would be hilarious, but ultimately not relevant to this trial.
      Regarding hypocrisy, the republican party as of late has been completely blind to actions and words they said a scant 4 years ago and are now railing against those same words. Could you imagine the (understandable) outrage if the senate majority leader in Clinton's impeachment trial had said they would work with the white house defense council and that the white house's stance was their stance in this trial? That is tantamount to a jury saying that they are working with the defensive council and that they will side with whatever the defensive council says.
      So no what-aboutisms, no they are being mean/unfair arguments. What defense is there to trump's withholding of aid to a foreign country in exchange for a political favor in order to harm a potential rival in an election?

  • @thatguywhowearsblack
    @thatguywhowearsblack 4 ปีที่แล้ว +629

    "Your honor, this trial is unfair to my client, Individual One, as due process, evidence, and witnesses would likely result in his conviction and removal from office!"

    • @bradewinegardner873
      @bradewinegardner873 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Halloween Knight where was due process in the hearings leading up to the fake articles of impeachment?

    • @nartouzumaki8232
      @nartouzumaki8232 4 ปีที่แล้ว +54

      @@bradewinegardner873 Right in Front of your Eyes !! Watch again .. and Listen closely .. you learn something Trumptard

    • @couragekarnga8735
      @couragekarnga8735 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      We're only giving him what he's constitutionally entitled to: a fair trial.

    • @tonysup2003
      @tonysup2003 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@couragekarnga8735 Sure?

    • @elbarjones4812
      @elbarjones4812 4 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      @@bradewinegardner873 Where were you?? It was televised and Dumpty refused legal subpoenas for testimony, was invited to appear but declined. Stop watching Fux News and inform yourself. What is the problem with calling witnesses, if there is nothing to hide? Call everyone, including Hunter Biden and anyone else relevant. - Buuut Let's get this out in the open once and for all so we can see what really happened and the country can move past this. Our Democracy is at stake!

  • @reedschrichte800
    @reedschrichte800 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    "it just feels good for someone to stand up and name the lie we can all plainly see." A classic line, Stephen, one for the ages.

  • @tolrem
    @tolrem 4 ปีที่แล้ว +36

    Colbert is a genius with his voice impressions.

  • @badlydrawnturtle8484
    @badlydrawnturtle8484 4 ปีที่แล้ว +163

    I remember when I thought "The Emperor's New Clothes" was blatant hyperbole to make a point, and people weren't actually capable of THAT level of self-delusion. I miss those days.

    • @aralornwolf3140
      @aralornwolf3140 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Most people really love their childhoods...

    • @couragekarnga8735
      @couragekarnga8735 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I miss not worrying about going to war with Iran.

    • @impeachy1518
      @impeachy1518 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Or WWIII by proxy.

  • @emmbeesea
    @emmbeesea 4 ปีที่แล้ว +260

    He's already fleeing the country!!
    Police! After him!!
    Go get him.

    • @johnmeyers6703
      @johnmeyers6703 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      The IRS will have him the moment they're given the OK.

    • @MatrixDownload5150
      @MatrixDownload5150 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Emm Bee Sea Don’t bring him back! Plus the bounty hunter who finds him gets $3 million dollars 💵 and we could get a split if we leave him where Iran 🇮🇷 can get him! He sold our military members to Saudi Arabia 🇸🇦 as mercenaries! We should at least recover something on the BILLION DOLLAR SALE OF OUR MILITARY BECAUSE HE HAS NO HONOR! Bone Spurs didn’t serve and his family immigrated to avoid compulsory military service! I really think the words “Send them back !” applies to every generation of his family especially his in-laws who benefited from the same chain migration he claims to be against...only if you’re brown! Melanoma’s parents got in ASAP!

    • @katherineprongos3929
      @katherineprongos3929 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      No, exile him and confiscate all his money and property.

    • @johnmeyers6703
      @johnmeyers6703 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@katherineprongos3929, has to go to the taxes after all his unpaid expenses in various states.

    • @katherineprongos3929
      @katherineprongos3929 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@johnmeyers6703Good point, but just as long as he is reduced to poverty.

  • @FnSpiralMedia
    @FnSpiralMedia 4 ปีที่แล้ว +34

    "Oh no!!! My old nemesis...Majorities! Even worse than my other nemesis...Minorities."
    😂😂😂😂😂 Perfect joke! I love it!

  • @geraldmiller5260
    @geraldmiller5260 4 ปีที่แล้ว +145

    Republicans... morally berift, ethically repugnant, and historically the laughingstock of democratic ideals.

    • @therabbits69
      @therabbits69 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Which is weird because I always thought that Colbert was a Republican and he seems to be one of the people going after Trump and other Republicans the hardest. I am pretty sure he at one point stated he was. It's to the point where it's not about your political standings and more about what is right and what is just plain criminal.

    • @therabbits69
      @therabbits69 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@aido6460 I mean he kept saying he was for years so.

    • @daviddelaney2407
      @daviddelaney2407 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      ... that was a "character concept", and quite definitely not who he really was.
      --Dave, this is not goblin rocket science

  • @NewMessage
    @NewMessage 4 ปีที่แล้ว +132

    If Donnie's impeachment were to include 'decorum issues', just reading the charges relating to behaviour towards his daughter would take 6 months.

    • @whocares2087.1
      @whocares2087.1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      That's not decorum, those are crimes pure and simple, just never reported.

    • @daleanolan1464
      @daleanolan1464 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Why!!! Just cause he wants to bone her? She is pretty ok!!

  • @NewMessage
    @NewMessage 4 ปีที่แล้ว +826

    Even Switzerland isn't neutral on Donnie's performance as a President.

    • @rayray2528
      @rayray2528 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Ok this is the best comment.

    • @tmseh
      @tmseh 4 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      Quick! Someone change the locks at the White House, pleeeeeeease!

    • @brickdebrick2167
      @brickdebrick2167 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Why all this hatred towards our President? Look at all the results he has achieved in just 3 years. On the economy, on the military (they have never been stronger). And since Trump was elected our country has never been so unified and respected in the world. I really do not understand.

    • @Field-ops13
      @Field-ops13 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      BrickDeBrick 21 yes But on the other side eh has more than 3.5 Billions humans p..... ...

    • @maryanndickson107
      @maryanndickson107 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @Timothy McCaskey
      He will do both. ..
      And a hundred more that our collective minds can think of.

  • @dafyddil
    @dafyddil 4 ปีที่แล้ว +257

    I can't even laugh about this anymore. This has been an exhausting four years. (edit: ok 3 years my b)

    • @davidthane9002
      @davidthane9002 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      You are in for another 4 years after the elections. I think the GOP is just staying loyal, so they can cement power and get a better candidate positioned after that. The Senate will never be democratic. Most states are GOP-lead even if they don't represent the majority of voters.
      And if it is about staying in power, why sink an elected president of your own party? From the outside (yes I am biased and not living in the US) this is really getting exhausting. We all know what is going to happen:
      Senate throws out the Impeachment as soon as possible, DP news will be outraged and more scandals will be unveiled but nothing happens. GOP news will say it is justice and the president did nothing wrong in the first place.
      Some democratic candidate will get the majority of voters but not the electoral college due to the imbalance of voter balance between the few big democratic states and the many small republican states, so the world will have to endure another 4 years with Donald Trump. Not having to worry about reelection and not having to worry about impeachment, he will probably get more elitist.
      The House will perhaps stay in democratic hands (let's hope so) and nothing big will happen. And in another 4 years we will have the next GOP candidate that has to mobilize voters that would probably prefer Trump. That might be harder, but the truth is: They will find a candidate that can say the same things.
      The only thing that could change that would be a messianic-like candidate that can swing so many hardcore Trumpians, that will not happen. Perhaps someone who was not Hillary Clinton could have beaten him in 2016 who knows. But I don't think anyone can beat him 2020.

    • @aon10003
      @aon10003 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      THe fact that you still is watching says alot about you.

    • @ranedae
      @ranedae 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@davidthane9002 I find that horrifying and probably absolutely accurate.

    • @elliemm557
      @elliemm557 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      These hosts are exhausting. They have no material.

    • @dafyddil
      @dafyddil 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@davidthane9002 Jesus I hope you're wrong. The world can't survive another 4 years of this shit, at least I can't. I'm not living in the US right now, but somehow that makes it worse, because you can't really commiserate with anyone. Bernie 2020? Idk... What these past four years show us is that we need some severe new laws and standards to DEMAND transparency and decency in the executive branch. There is virtually no oversight, Presidents in the past have been only beholden to a public standard of decency, and if that's thrown out (as it has been), how are they to be held responsible? They aren't. For example -- the tax returns, divestment from private business ventures (Mar-a-Lago), records/transcripts of telephone calls. That should be LAW, not simply precedent.

  • @womanofsubstance8735
    @womanofsubstance8735 4 ปีที่แล้ว +60

    I do wish that the Repugs would keep in mind that their actions in this impeachment trial will set precedents that will be applied to ALL trials going forward. I.e.: complying with subpoenas will be optional; lying to Congress will be acceptable; employers will no longer be able to fire employees for theft or lying; denial of guilt defines innocence. The list is endless.

    • @HuangHangLo
      @HuangHangLo 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      That means nothing to them because when the roles flip, they know they'll just have to play dirty, as usual, to get their way.

    • @harlcc261
      @harlcc261 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@HuangHangLo Yes...situational bullies. They deal with it on a case by case basis.

    • @lazerlord9324
      @lazerlord9324 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Its as if they don't expect there ever to be a future Democrat president.

    • @couragekarnga8735
      @couragekarnga8735 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Also, they're going to fuck up their chances in the midterms for generations to come.

    • @womanofsubstance8735
      @womanofsubstance8735 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@couragekarnga8735 We can only hope! And V O T E !!

  • @rochester212
    @rochester212 4 ปีที่แล้ว +243

    "Makes the trial ridiculous".
    "Complains that the trial is ridiculous".
    GOP/'Merica.

    • @evatripp7788
      @evatripp7788 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      What makes the trial ridiculous is no documents or witnesses! Call repug senators today & let them know their cheap shot against 70% of Americans wishes for witnesses & a fair trial is going to get them fired in November!!!

    • @couragekarnga8735
      @couragekarnga8735 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      If Mitch is in charge, it will definitely be ridiculous.

    • @resileaf9501
      @resileaf9501 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Democrats in the trial: Speak very solemnly in the trial, make clear arguments, show precedents
      Republicans in the trial: Rant incoherently, complain constantly, refuse to cooperate with due process
      And Trumpets call the Democrats unhinged.

  • @mikey_vengenz
    @mikey_vengenz 4 ปีที่แล้ว +141

    Adam Schiff's statements were masterful.

    • @evatripp7788
      @evatripp7788 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      I think all the house managers spoke eloquently & truthfully.I especially loved the fact checking on past shitalone Jay suck low. I wouldn't mind seeing Adam Schiff be President someday!!!

    • @bradewinegardner873
      @bradewinegardner873 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Mikey V lmao you’re easily manipulated and quite easily impressed apparently.

    • @Trund27
      @Trund27 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Brade Winegardner Nope. But I see you are...

    • @ostropogask9415
      @ostropogask9415 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@bradewinegardner873 coming from a trump supporter thats rich

    • @stevenikazy2943
      @stevenikazy2943 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Schiff has emerged as a genuine American Statesman.

  • @onalennavuyokazinhlumayo312
    @onalennavuyokazinhlumayo312 4 ปีที่แล้ว +134

    “According to Florida senator and last thing you see before the chloroform kicks in, Rick Scott...” Why am I laughing so hard at this?😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @sagesheahan6732
      @sagesheahan6732 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Right?! 🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @bluewinterstorm
      @bluewinterstorm 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Fear 😨

    • @imtheoriginal6930
      @imtheoriginal6930 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      He got roasted

    • @MetalSStar196
      @MetalSStar196 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Well, considering he did sign sexual predator laws in the State of Florida, one can consider observing his own behaviour. After all, he's quite culpable seeing how long it took to get him to sign those laws in Florida. This is not on the presumption of guilt, but instead suspicion instead.

    • @Keely_OReally
      @Keely_OReally 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      It's the picture they used; described it perfectly 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @DavidOakesMusic
    @DavidOakesMusic 4 ปีที่แล้ว +86

    It's ALWAYS the ones on the back foot who have no case and something to hide who are the loudest. Adam didn't raise his voice at all.

    • @Ervinabrahamian
      @Ervinabrahamian 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Adam can lie and bullshit at all volumes. Don't be so concerned with tone, be concerned with content.
      And then lie to yourself again and hide safely in your orange man bad bubble with the rest of the looney left.
      - Not a Trump supporter, just a guy telling the truth

    • @aonduine7473
      @aonduine7473 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@Ervinabrahamian - Not a trump supporter, just a guy that ignorantly advocates for fascism by defending orange bad man.

    • @r.mcbride2837
      @r.mcbride2837 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@Ervinabrahamian Yeah? Show me one thing Schiff said that he didn't have backed up in triplicate by testimony, documentation and facts. You can't.

    • @Ervinabrahamian
      @Ervinabrahamian 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@aonduine7473 Do you even know what fascism is? lol Keep being looney lefty

    • @Ervinabrahamian
      @Ervinabrahamian 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@r.mcbride2837 Not enough time in the world

  • @annamotiepipay
    @annamotiepipay 4 ปีที่แล้ว +86

    I am praying that your country will overcome this and start healing! Stay strong and rebuild to be the beacon we all know you are! Lots of love from the Philippines! 🙏🏼🇺🇸🙏🏼

    • @couldntdeal19
      @couldntdeal19 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Amazing post. Thank you.

    • @JoePyrotechnic
      @JoePyrotechnic 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Duterte has killed 5000 drug users/pushers through extrajudicial killings. In September 2016 he compared himself to hitler in a good way, saying that he would be glad to kill all the addicts and pushers. Fix the philipines first your country is becoming tyrannical.

    • @jamu8060
      @jamu8060 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Thank you Anna!

    • @kevincrady2831
      @kevincrady2831 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Thank you for your kind words. Best wishes for you and the Philippines as well.

    • @HudaefCares
      @HudaefCares 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@JoePyrotechnic Oh, and America isn't? America has always been tyrannical. At least Duterte's tyranny ends with the Philippines. America's tyranny is all over the world. Selling weapons to whoever's buying. Sending soldiers to wars with false threats. There's a clip of Trump proudly selling weapons to Saudis, which then used the weapons to bomb a school bus full of children.
      But yeah, Philippines is so horrible right now. Thousands of addicts dead. Bitch, the American military killed tens of thousands and destroyed a country or two. You have no right to speak about the horrors of another country when your country is even more horrible.

  • @fatimamirza2100
    @fatimamirza2100 4 ปีที่แล้ว +344

    There’s the rub America “is breaking the Law illegal?”

    • @cluckeryduckery261
      @cluckeryduckery261 4 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      That entirely depends on your bank account...

    • @rubycoleman6461
      @rubycoleman6461 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      It's a shame the right lies through their teeth rep. Has sealed there fate no vote in 2020

    • @couragekarnga8735
      @couragekarnga8735 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Not if you're rich and white.

    • @rubycoleman6461
      @rubycoleman6461 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      The American people should take back our country by voting Democratic we see who's on the right side of the law

    • @rubycoleman6461
      @rubycoleman6461 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Have you ever heard of a trial without witness it's just a matter of time God is going to take over

  • @jondunmore4268
    @jondunmore4268 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    For the first time, Adam Schiff looked actually pissed. Man, he almost raised his voice and put some inflection in it.

  • @jmmerk
    @jmmerk 4 ปีที่แล้ว +137

    Nothing says you're innocent like suppressing evidence and witnesses!

    • @2zwaantjes
      @2zwaantjes 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      *BINGO!*

    • @maiphan2978
      @maiphan2978 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Jimmerk
      Not any evidences or witnesses so couldn't say suppressing evident, witness, he has been perfectly innocent

    • @2zwaantjes
      @2zwaantjes 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@maiphan2978 *BECAUSE EVIDENCE NOR WITNESSES ARE BEING VIEWED OR HEARD!!!* Sjeezzzz...

    • @jmmerk
      @jmmerk 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@maiphan2978 no. It doesn't work like that. Just because someone says the crime they committed isn't a crime, doesn't mean it's true. Go rob a store and then tell them it's ok because it's not illegal.

    • @maiphan2978
      @maiphan2978 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@jmmerk
      Don't need to explain about it, because he's really innocent so couldn't be impeached ,schiff talk again again and again but end up not evidences witnesses ,
      You think Dems left him alone if got any tiny evidence ,so you're so simple

  • @mariesia0525
    @mariesia0525 4 ปีที่แล้ว +88

    Scrotum of the Opera! 😂😂😂😂😂😂
    I'm dying laughing!

  • @scottrowe533
    @scottrowe533 4 ปีที่แล้ว +71

    "It's like the little boy yelling, 'The emperor has no clothes! Oh, god, make him put his clothes back on! _MY EYES!'_ " 😲

    • @tsquipnottsquip5128
      @tsquipnottsquip5128 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      S Rowe “My eyes. Wipe away my eyes.”
      -Bauhaus Man w/ X-Ray Eyes
      Brilliant

  • @Maliceah
    @Maliceah 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Whoever wrote "Scrotum of the Opera" needs their own special award.

  • @PrinzessinRamode
    @PrinzessinRamode 4 ปีที่แล้ว +47

    Trump: Hey Switzerland, got any dirt on Joe Biden? Lol

  • @pdute1
    @pdute1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    Dam! I saw "Trumps Flees to Switzerland......" and I got EXCITED! Damn!

  • @vdiitd
    @vdiitd 4 ปีที่แล้ว +664

    Spoiler alert: Breaking the law isn't illegal for the elites.

    • @223Drone
      @223Drone 4 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      It has been for a long time and only Bernie can put a stop to it.

    • @goblinwisdom
      @goblinwisdom 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Oh it is but you have slept and have let the rich buy the political system and the judiciary. You need some damned bleaching going on everywhere in your system.

    • @tylerdurden4392
      @tylerdurden4392 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @barb rarick Dumb-ass, weed is legal. Kamala Harris can't getcha anymore.

    • @tylerdurden4392
      @tylerdurden4392 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Nadler and the rest of the Dems are proof of this.

    • @nancyjay790
      @nancyjay790 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      @@tylerdurden4392 And yet, in some states, people are still serving prison sentences because they were found to be in possession of marijuana three times.

  • @nancy-vz8nb
    @nancy-vz8nb 4 ปีที่แล้ว +38

    Colbert always makes me laugh everytime he impersonates those politicians.

  • @miskatonicalumni5612
    @miskatonicalumni5612 4 ปีที่แล้ว +164

    Impeach
    Indict
    Imprison
    Conservatives gotta learn and using Trump to set an example is perfect!

    • @lauragadille3384
      @lauragadille3384 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      It won't happen

    • @michaeleasterwood6558
      @michaeleasterwood6558 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      They ARE NOT conservatives,they are a CULT

    • @onlyeasydaywasyesterday
      @onlyeasydaywasyesterday 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      What is the evidence of crime for impeachment cause every witness that the Dems had testify in the house said there was quid pro quo and no evidence for impeachment

    • @captainobvious4556
      @captainobvious4556 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@michaeleasterwood6558 While the democratic party is not a cult???

    • @Sol-y-Mar-57
      @Sol-y-Mar-57 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@captainobvious4556 Get off the high seas and come down to common ground! Trump knows how to use his supporters. He's using them to spread and manipulate his lies, hate, racism and most of all to devide us as a nation. All that is a recipe of a cult. And try sticking to the topic.

  • @iankirk3537
    @iankirk3537 4 ปีที่แล้ว +183

    "Where are the clowns?"
    "Don't worry, they're here.""

    • @evatripp7788
      @evatripp7788 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Yeah,he should just look in the mirror & he would find one

    • @alharvs
      @alharvs 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      eva tripp Ye true trump as guilty af

    • @thomasmcgillivray3997
      @thomasmcgillivray3997 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yes they are here & they're commonly known as democ'rats.

    • @rajabuta
      @rajabuta 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@thomasmcgillivray3997 that's demonrats for you

    • @kensredemption
      @kensredemption 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Y’all ain’t conservatives. Can’t even tell when someone’s quoting Frank Sinatra.

  • @ll7868
    @ll7868 4 ปีที่แล้ว +79

    Hahahaha! "I'm soaking wet." That came from when he did the ice bucket challenge, but the water was room temperature and had no ice in it. Just another lie among his many, many lies.

    • @zacharydackerydock5522
      @zacharydackerydock5522 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      You’re kidding me. A child could do the ice bucket challenge. What a wuss.

    • @randomjoe3941
      @randomjoe3941 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Surely you're lying and the bucket had salted water so it could be well below freezing while still being liquid.
      Because obviously Trump is THE BESTEST at everything he attempts to do!!!

    • @overlydramaticpanda
      @overlydramaticpanda 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Well, to be fair, if he'd done it properly the temperature shock probably would have killed him.
      Talk about missed opportunities, huh...

  • @lazyperfectionist1
    @lazyperfectionist1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +66

    "What are we doing, here? Why are we here?"
    There goes another Republican, acting like these questions haven't been answered _countless_ times. We are here to determine whether there is any truth to the allegation that Trump has committed impeachable offenses. Maybe one sincerely believes he _has._ Maybe one sincerely believes he _hasn't._ Either way, one who is sincere has no reason to hold up or try to shut down an impeachment.

    • @BasedRoots
      @BasedRoots 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      He’s just quoting phantom pain.

    • @Peregrine101
      @Peregrine101 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      The biggest fun was when that question was answered featuring a quote from the Notorious B.I.G from the senator whose district includes Brooklyn, where Biggy was born and raised. There was more style and dignity in that answer than the 2019/2020 hit song from the GOP Big Band: "The only standard that will survive is my music standard (unless uncle Don want's me to go postal on it)"

    • @huracan1590
      @huracan1590 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I believe at least half of the republicans in their actually have a conscience but are in a difficult moral dilemma. Their conscience is telling them to do the right thing and pursue the truth, but their brain knows that this will anger their republican base and cause them to lose reelection

    • @cherylcampbell9369
      @cherylcampbell9369 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      The reason i would never make it in politics: i would pipe up, "can't you read, either?" or something stupid like that.

    • @cherylcampbell9369
      @cherylcampbell9369 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@huracan1590 but it could act in their favor, just as well, that's one of the crazy things about this. Integrity looks great in hindsight. And this will all be in the rearview mirror soon. I wish they would exhibit some courage, the ones with common sense and a conscious.

  • @jamedraa8472
    @jamedraa8472 4 ปีที่แล้ว +33

    "It just feels good for someone to stand up and name the lie we can all see!" Yes it does Stephen....

  • @kbrock9146
    @kbrock9146 4 ปีที่แล้ว +69

    Amazing how he went from America's Mayor to whatever this is now.

    • @evatripp7788
      @evatripp7788 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Many N.Y.ers have said that "America's mayor" has always been an ass
      He just happened to be mayor on 9/11
      No Hero, first responders were the Heroes!

    • @kathleenmitchell1582
      @kathleenmitchell1582 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      A trainwreck?

    • @SRosenberg203
      @SRosenberg203 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      He was never "America's Mayor". I don't know where anyone got that bullshit from. He responded well to 9/11, and crime when down while he was mayor. Other than that, what did he do apart from try to throw homeless people in prison and cheat on his wives?

    • @kimr1760
      @kimr1760 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      New Yorkers knew better!

    • @couragekarnga8735
      @couragekarnga8735 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      A sick, sad joke.

  • @Kerlevin11
    @Kerlevin11 4 ปีที่แล้ว +73

    And then there's silent justice Roberts who isn't standing up for a fair trial

    • @angelabluebird609
      @angelabluebird609 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Look into his role here. It is different than other hearings.

    • @Steve-rl2qv
      @Steve-rl2qv 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@angelabluebird609 He has no power a majority of Senators can (excuse the pun) Trump his decisions

    • @sierraguru6942
      @sierraguru6942 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      His role is babysitter/figurehead. Don't expect too much from him. Besides, if he weren't siding with the President on some level, Trump's tax returns would have already been released. In agreeing to hear that case, SCOTUS delayed those documents' release. They needed at least 5 justices to vote to hear Trump's appeal, one of whom must have been Roberts.

    • @angelabluebird609
      @angelabluebird609 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Steve-rl2qv Exactly.

  • @christinechin1909
    @christinechin1909 4 ปีที่แล้ว +73

    “Soon we shall find out if breaking the law is illegal.”

    • @dottypowers1653
      @dottypowers1653 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Christine Chin , if it’s not, that would solve the prison overcrowding problem!

  • @jessstuart7495
    @jessstuart7495 4 ปีที่แล้ว +51

    We'll find out how Deplorable the GOP can go.

  • @dma69nyc
    @dma69nyc 4 ปีที่แล้ว +103

    That was not a flattering pic of McTurtle at all. Then again, he never takes a flattering photo.

    • @ellamone9998
      @ellamone9998 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      The *Beauty* is you don't need to photoshop his photos. They're ugly al la naturale :)

    • @davidb6576
      @davidb6576 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      The man is so evil that even his odious shell can't contain it.

    • @Cathyblj
      @Cathyblj 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I lost count of how many chins there are.

    • @overlydramaticpanda
      @overlydramaticpanda 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      It's quite fascinating really. There actually aren't many people in the world who are completely 100% non-photogenic and somehow they've all ended up together in Trump's circle of blind support... Figures that the most morally decrepit people in the western world would also be the most physically decrepit too.

  • @jp4431
    @jp4431 4 ปีที่แล้ว +568

    They're not just clowns. They're the entire circus.

    • @muffdiver7670
      @muffdiver7670 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Did you think of that one all by yourself, little girl?

    • @jaygray7102
      @jaygray7102 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      @@muffdiver7670 I liked it, along with 86 other people and counting.

    • @muffdiver7670
      @muffdiver7670 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@jaygray7102 Simple minds think alike!

    • @rodrigobento4570
      @rodrigobento4570 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@muffdiver7670 your first reply is also stolen

    • @jc.1191
      @jc.1191 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@muffdiver7670 troll. Btw, get a real gun, m&p sucks. Cheap, flawed design. You're a disgrace to the second amendment.

  • @nbuehster
    @nbuehster 4 ปีที่แล้ว +46

    5:20 to 5:36 Colbert forgot the most important questions
    Who let the dogs out?
    Annie are you okay?
    What does the fox say?
    7:07 to 7:17 It's supercalifragilisticexpialidocious!

    • @martiscats
      @martiscats 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      And the most important question of all: "What do we say to the God of Death?"

  • @TrapGod_JackofAllTrades
    @TrapGod_JackofAllTrades 4 ปีที่แล้ว +47

    "It's not fair. why cant i break the law?"
    -Rudy

  • @georgemccartney8906
    @georgemccartney8906 4 ปีที่แล้ว +219

    "Scrotum of the Opera" is giving 2020 a good start in the Best Insults category

    • @brendanbloomberg3283
      @brendanbloomberg3283 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      TRUMP 2020

    • @thereisalwaysarainbowafter1364
      @thereisalwaysarainbowafter1364 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Brendan Bloomberg Did you put acid in your morning cereal? The man got impeached, Brendan.

    • @j11diamond
      @j11diamond 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      YESS!!!!!!!!😅😅😅😅!!!

    • @georgemccartney8906
      @georgemccartney8906 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@thereisalwaysarainbowafter1364 Nah he's just one of countless trolls out there
      Edit: Or a bot on second thought

    • @brendanbloomberg3283
      @brendanbloomberg3283 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@georgemccartney8906 I don't have a bejeweled belly button!!!

  • @MsNevermore19
    @MsNevermore19 4 ปีที่แล้ว +400

    Get rid of Rigor Mortis Tortoise aka Moscow Mitch 🐢.

    • @Synathidy
      @Synathidy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      "Rigor Mortis Tortoise" LOL that's gold.

    • @rayray2528
      @rayray2528 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Hey! That's offensive to tortoises.

    • @steakknives
      @steakknives 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      OMG that's the funniest thing I've heard all week!

    • @jcspider7259
      @jcspider7259 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      YES. I'm contributing monthly to the person running against him (yup, he's up for re-election this year). No, I don't live in Kentucky, but GETTING RID OF THE CREEPY BASTARD is immensely important to me. Amy McGrath is a strong candidate. Get on board, folks, so we can be rid of this rancid curse.

    • @native307
      @native307 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Trump Heart Failure 2020!

  • @PerovNigma
    @PerovNigma 4 ปีที่แล้ว +51

    _"Oh no, my old nemesis, majorities! Even worse than my other nemesis, minorities!"_

  • @ricknewmyer
    @ricknewmyer 4 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    “Last thing you see before the chloroform kicks in”

  • @mikeharman4257
    @mikeharman4257 4 ปีที่แล้ว +70

    So what happened to Guiliani's stack of evidence he said he found the other week?

    • @thefloridamanofytcomments5264
      @thefloridamanofytcomments5264 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      He was supposed to destroy it, instead Lev Parnas leaked it.

    • @trnharris
      @trnharris 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Exactly😑

    • @Cpt.PickHard
      @Cpt.PickHard 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      He lost it

    • @ericno4u
      @ericno4u 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Next to the tax returns

    • @patp4873
      @patp4873 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      It’s in a Joe MCarthy’s basement with the list of commies in the state dept.

  • @zigzaghyena
    @zigzaghyena 4 ปีที่แล้ว +218

    Rule 96: The sitting judge will be a Kangaroo wearing a trump campaign hat.

    • @리주민
      @리주민 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Running out of kangaroos...australias on fire 🦘🔥

    • @mikehuntsr.3414
      @mikehuntsr.3414 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Ummmm. In an impeachment trial that position is given to the Chief Justice of the United States. A position held by John Roberts who was appointed by George Bush. Are you sure you know enough to comment on this subject?

    • @mikehuntsr.3414
      @mikehuntsr.3414 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @Robert Murrell You're just mad because you know he's gonna win. It's alright. Cry it out.

    • @rascallyrabbit8548
      @rascallyrabbit8548 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      KAGA

    • @mikehuntsr.3414
      @mikehuntsr.3414 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@practicalwerewolf That was hilarious. You made my day. Thanks.

  • @sogghartha
    @sogghartha 4 ปีที่แล้ว +142

    Giulliani is pulling a DARVO: Deny, Attack, Reverse Victim and Offender.

    • @irenemesecke3076
      @irenemesecke3076 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      A very intelligent response, and very witty, thanks for the smile.

    • @ajm6464
      @ajm6464 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      GIULLIANI THE SUPER MAYOR, WHO CRUSHED THE MAFIA AND WAS A TRUE LEADING PATRIOT FOR THE CITY AFTER 9/11. IN COMPARISON NY NOW HAVE FAILING PRESIDENTIAL CANDIDATE 0% DE BLASSIO WHO NOW ALLOWED THE CITY TO DETERIORATE INTO A RAT'S NEST. END OF STORY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    • @ajm6464
      @ajm6464 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      GIULLIANI THE SUPER MAYOR, WHO CRUSHED THE MAFIA AND WAS A TRUE LEADING PATRIOT FOR THE CITY AFTER 9/11. IN COMPARISON NY NOW HAVE FAILING PRESIDENTIAL CANDIDATE 0% DE BLASSIO WHO NOW ALLOWED THE CITY TO DETERIORATE INTO A RAT'S NEST. END OF STORY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    • @ajm6464
      @ajm6464 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      GIULLIANI THE SUPER MAYOR, WHO CRUSHED THE MAFIA AND WAS A TRUE LEADING PATRIOT FOR THE CITY AFTER 9/11. IN COMPARISON NY NOW HAVE FAILING PRESIDENTIAL CANDIDATE 0% DE BLASSIO WHO NOW ALLOWED THE CITY TO DETERIORATE INTO A RAT'S NEST. END OF STORY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    • @phantomstratocaster
      @phantomstratocaster 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      who is this julie annie?

  • @dennisw64
    @dennisw64 4 ปีที่แล้ว +148

    Hopefully, the voters of Kentucky (and all the other states with RepubliCON senators) will remember the actions of Moscow Mitch and the GOP gangsters....
    And vote as them out of office this November...

    • @catdogabuab1928
      @catdogabuab1928 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Now, now, be nice. Its russiacons.

    • @jackboot3946
      @jackboot3946 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      You think they will let you vote?

    • @jackboot3946
      @jackboot3946 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      If Donnie can't win by rigging the election, he will find a way to void it. He cannot afford to leave office as he will be charged with multiple crimes, so he'll declare the election unconstitutional or something, and will not relinquish power.
      Only the Dictator is above the law.

    • @catherinemoore5603
      @catherinemoore5603 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I prayer they will.

    • @maiphan2978
      @maiphan2978 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Denisw64
      Of course almost people are willing vote for Pres Trump again, much better than Biden or some one as obama hillary ,voting only Republican ,not any left Democuns ,they just ganged up together make trouble than make good for nation,

  • @DCONightingale
    @DCONightingale 4 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    I can now die knowing I’ve heard the word “opprobrious” for the first and last time in my life.

  • @or1750
    @or1750 4 ปีที่แล้ว +45

    Opening argument: “What is Love!? Baby, don’t hurt Me! No....More!?”

    • @리주민
      @리주민 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      🎵"Take on me. I'll be gone...in a day or TWOOOOOO"🎶😗

    • @j.i.s.l178
      @j.i.s.l178 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      😹😹😹😹

  • @danniles5256
    @danniles5256 4 ปีที่แล้ว +54

    The whole thing is going to be a COVERUP

    • @Ammy-q4w
      @Ammy-q4w 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Information is going to come out, even if witnesses are never allowed. Bolton can just do an interview like Parnas did. The senate admitted their guilt by not allowing them off the bat. It's only a matter of time before they get what they deserve.

    • @DiVijeah
      @DiVijeah 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Talia Ripton John Bolton has written a book, it hasn’t come out yet, which is why there was some question as to whether he was going to testify or not(?) He chose to anyway! It WILL come out.

    • @DiVijeah
      @DiVijeah 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      dan niles Clearly! When a president won’t allow anyone to testify, he IS guilty as sin. If his supporters don’t want to admit that, these people are criminal worshipers, and/or ignorant as crap. Or just as corrupt as he is, and believe there’s nothing wrong with the way he operates, because “Hey, I’m the president, I can do whatever I want.” Isn’t that basically what Trump told the world when he said that he could: “Shoot and kill someone on 5th Avenue and get away with it because he’s famous?”

    • @jinagibson6818
      @jinagibson6818 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Smoke and global warming🤡🤝

    • @MetalSStar196
      @MetalSStar196 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      It's not a coverup when it's a front-cover news story.

  • @Simracer1990
    @Simracer1990 4 ปีที่แล้ว +35

    McConnell has a horrendous growth above his shoulders.
    He should look at getting it amputated...

    • @jmatches01
      @jmatches01 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Simracer1990 you mean his head?

    • @patriciafoster3347
      @patriciafoster3347 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      😕😕😕😕😕😕😕😅😅😅😅😅😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣

    • @couragekarnga8735
      @couragekarnga8735 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Ah, I see.

  • @gl1500ctv
    @gl1500ctv 4 ปีที่แล้ว +195

    Looks like Trump's team is now going with the classic Chewbacca defense. "Why are we even here? It doesn't make sense!"

    • @pakababy3710
      @pakababy3710 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      It's so irritating! It's because they've got no defense. I was off today and watched a lot of it. I think Schiff did a great job.

    • @223Drone
      @223Drone 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      The GOP already said that they'll vote "not guilty" no matter how incriminating the evidence is. The GOP simply don't want a fair trial.

    • @notanavrageloser
      @notanavrageloser 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      The ones that aren’t are doing their best Officer Barbrady: “Move along, folks, nothing to see here.”

    • @Hummingbird-ns1fp
      @Hummingbird-ns1fp 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Jeff LaLone Put that out meow! I know, not SP, but still good stuff...

    • @badlydrawnturtle8484
      @badlydrawnturtle8484 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Fun fact: That episode was based on OJ Simpson's trial, and one of Simpson's attorneys is now on Trump's legal team for the impeachment.
      ...It all connects.

  • @martinlustenberger
    @martinlustenberger 4 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    "The emperors new clothes" - the story that describes the US best at the moment.

  • @wooster1173
    @wooster1173 4 ปีที่แล้ว +462

    The saddest thing : About 40% of Americans don’t see anything wrong with the GOP.

    • @13loodLust
      @13loodLust 4 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      @blahblah I guess if people truly believe that being a democrat means selling our souls to the communist gods, they'd vote red any day of the week.

    • @jacquesbreaux6788
      @jacquesbreaux6788 4 ปีที่แล้ว +83

      I find it funny how republicans claim that democrats are the commies while at the same time cozying up to putin, excepting political aid from Russians, lambasting our allies to the benefit of same. yet democrats are the commies. make sense to me!!! (sarcasm)

    • @r.mcbride2837
      @r.mcbride2837 4 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      @blahblah Haha! Yeah, sure... Tell that to Putin's butt boy, Trump.

    • @liquidminds
      @liquidminds 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Most of the people can't really do much other than point fingers and blame others, so the GOP kinda really represents them.
      They are the outrage-party. Always complaining. They connect with people and their deepest emotions. Anger.

    • @Junush
      @Junush 4 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      blahblah Just wondering.... do you even know what communist/communism is?

  • @abthedragon4921
    @abthedragon4921 4 ปีที่แล้ว +137

    OK, these Don and the Giant Im-PEACh intros are getting crazier and crazier.

    • @kunstderfugue
      @kunstderfugue 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      They're proportional to the state of the process so...

    • @Ammy-q4w
      @Ammy-q4w 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Imagine the intro we'd get if the senate actually impeached him

    • @abthedragon4921
      @abthedragon4921 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@Ammy-q4w Boy would that be something

    • @briananthony4044
      @briananthony4044 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I love them, they could make a series out of them like they did with the original Simpson shorts.

    • @couragekarnga8735
      @couragekarnga8735 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Nothing is more insane than our current reality.

  • @applefanatic414
    @applefanatic414 4 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    "Last thing before the chloroform kicks in" actually had me dying

  • @Haveltherock89
    @Haveltherock89 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    We need a montage of all Mitch McConnell's nicknames

  • @TheHeartbeast
    @TheHeartbeast 4 ปีที่แล้ว +76

    We don't want him here in Switzerland either!

    • @jazzy5389
      @jazzy5389 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      I don't blame you

    • @ericno4u
      @ericno4u 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Can you help him get lost somewhere in the moutains, thanks.

    • @deimosvoralius2988
      @deimosvoralius2988 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      No backsies, he is yours now.

    • @garyhalliday2140
      @garyhalliday2140 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @John michael
      I hope Pence isn't a friend of William Costellia. Pence, potentially the next resident.

    • @TheHuxleyAgnostic
      @TheHuxleyAgnostic 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @John michael You might want to consider that you're already passed the preparations.

  • @frannylicuous5650
    @frannylicuous5650 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    “Scrotum Of The Opera” just killed me! Lol

  • @NewMessage
    @NewMessage 4 ปีที่แล้ว +40

    A Giuliani podcast is the natural evolution from his longtime hobby of buttcasting.

  • @Markus_Andrew
    @Markus_Andrew 4 ปีที่แล้ว +526

    Guiliani always makes that cringe-inducing laugh whenever he gets put on a spot and is about to lie through his teeth trying to get out of it. It's such a tell. He's a pathetic creature.

    • @elbarjones4812
      @elbarjones4812 4 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      Part of Trump's "best & brightest" team, 6 of whom are already in jail, and he continues running his Administration as if it were a bad temp agency. You do need any available witnesses for a trial and Mitch"s behavior is bordering on traitorous.

    • @Michael-kp4bd
      @Michael-kp4bd 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      He also makes the most absurd faces

    • @trcthorkun
      @trcthorkun 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Another tell is that he immediately responds with "I'm not stalking and investigating HER, SHE'S doing it to me!" like ummmm.......

    • @thelionscub8301
      @thelionscub8301 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@trcthorkun
      He will have his own...Podcast...😂😂😂
      Trump, will have him..."knocked off," first, like with, Epstein...before, that'll ever happen...!!!
      Can you just imagine...Rudy's Podcast...
      telling everything, he did for...The Trump...and, showing, ALL the texts...documents...
      photos...videos...names...etc...OH, GEEZ...
      Go Rudy...go get that Podcast...!!!
      Do you need any donations, there buddy...??? 😂😂😂

    • @r.mcbride2837
      @r.mcbride2837 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@trcthorkun That was jaw-droppingly ridiculous. Giuliani will, literally, say ANYTHING to divert and deflect, no matter how insane or stupid it is. Whatever legacy he might have had from the 9/11 days is rotting on the trash heap of history.

  • @CyclopsWasRight616
    @CyclopsWasRight616 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Any other criminal would have to actually attend his trial.

  • @windmillcancersurvivorwind6746
    @windmillcancersurvivorwind6746 4 ปีที่แล้ว +91

    Time to turn the turtle 🐢 on his back

    • @jcspider7259
      @jcspider7259 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      YES. Help vote McConnell out! He's up for re-election this year and I'm contributing monthly to the person running against him even though I don't live in Kentucky. GETTING RID OF THE CREEPY BASTARD is immensely important. Amy McGrath is a strong candidate. If you want to see our country finally rid of this rancid curse, please do the same!!!!!!!

  • @CandieP
    @CandieP 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    Soon, we will find out if breaking the law is illegal. 🤣

    • @Ammy-q4w
      @Ammy-q4w 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      And that there are consequences for breaking it

    • @EverHappyDude
      @EverHappyDude 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Ammy-q4w and IF there are consequence...

  • @judibickford5306
    @judibickford5306 4 ปีที่แล้ว +119

    It's AMAZING how in the course of almost nineteen years, Giuliani has gone from "America's Mayor" to (in my opinion) "America's Idiot!

    • @retnavybrat
      @retnavybrat 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Here on TH-cam, there are numerous videos that show 9-11 as it was happening from a variety of TV stations. If you take a look at Giuliani then compared to now, you'd swear that they were two different people who just happened to look alike.

    • @BlindErephon
      @BlindErephon 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@retnavybrat Near 20 years of hard drinking and being balls deep in dirty politics will do that to you.

    • @hymanocohann2698
      @hymanocohann2698 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Believe me no one but the press ever called him that.

    • @brendanbloomberg3283
      @brendanbloomberg3283 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Ohhh dang Judi, do you write for Colbert!?

    • @Musik216
      @Musik216 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      He was NEVER America's mayor.....not even New Yorkers; of which I am, held him in that regard.

  • @justinfrost491
    @justinfrost491 4 ปีที่แล้ว +55

    A real man would testify in his case if he knew he was innocent.

    • @Dliciousization
      @Dliciousization 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      It's a bad idea to testify in most of cases where you are the defendant, there is a reason you can plead the 5th and it is a very good idea to do so.
      That being said, withholding evidence in an investigation is a crime, especially when it is subpoenad by Congress, and is definitely not something an innocent person would do. Also, innocent people don't admit that they committed the crime that they are on trial for on national television multiple times. So it's definitely still a clusterfuck.

    • @justinfrost491
      @justinfrost491 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @Road Rage ah the troll arrives.You might be thinking, hmm how does he know I am a troll.Well 2 things,first you don't use your real name and second your first sentence has a insult.And by the way Trump himself said he wished he could Testify which is a total joke.

    • @jeannie3684
      @jeannie3684 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @Justin Frost EXACTLY! You know the little man and his “little tiny mushroom” munchers would throw it all out there! Liars, cheaters and hypocrites!

    • @justinfrost491
      @justinfrost491 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Karin Meyer I usually give them a Russian name like Boris or Ivan.

    • @Bellissima2k
      @Bellissima2k 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      ​@@Dliciousization Challenging subpoenas is not a crime you moron, ever heard of separation of powers? The Legislative and Executive branches are equal. The Executive branch does the bidding of US citizens not the House. If the House can go through the courts if it thinks it's subponeas have merit.

  • @cheebagardens1759
    @cheebagardens1759 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    Switzerland is always neutral, but if they'd just keep him, it'd be great. There's also a $3M bounty still available.

  • @pianosongbook
    @pianosongbook 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Love that show! Greetings from Germany!

  • @waldohpepper5884
    @waldohpepper5884 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    Stephen is the King of Comedy ~ ~ and I love how he's been on Drumpf's arse since Day 1.

  • @sillymamacita3854
    @sillymamacita3854 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    I am dying over the chloroform impersonation!!!! 🤣🤣🤣💀

  • @tropicalaquarium5807
    @tropicalaquarium5807 4 ปีที่แล้ว +41

    “Soon, we’ll find out if breaking the law is illegal” 🤣

    • @momc1772
      @momc1772 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Tropical Aquarium If it is not illegal, I’m going to change my ways for sure. Look out world!

    • @lebredamcelroy832
      @lebredamcelroy832 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Something else in the world LYERS CHEATERS OF HEATHENS in AMERICA....

  • @catdog605
    @catdog605 4 ปีที่แล้ว +53

    “This American low life.”

    • @harlcc261
      @harlcc261 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      You mean Rudy or Trump ?!?! lol

  • @bioLarzen
    @bioLarzen 4 ปีที่แล้ว +93

    "Senators can only drink water or milk..."
    One certain judge is overjoyed they don't make it a rule for the Supreme Court...

    • @catmom1322
      @catmom1322 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      "I really like beer!"

    • @weakvsfire
      @weakvsfire 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Good gravy, i scrolled down to read this before finishing the video and thought, "this is a weird joke". Then I get to the part of the video to reveal that it's a real thing. I get not having alcohol and maybe even caffeine but why no apple or orange juice?

    • @14gears55
      @14gears55 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      If they did make it a rule in the Supreme Court, he’d probably start bringing in vodka in water bottles

    • @brianbrett5955
      @brianbrett5955 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Which one? Not Roberts?

    • @impunitythebagpuss
      @impunitythebagpuss 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      And it 's not RBG!

  • @drewoid138
    @drewoid138 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    This is hands down one of the best monologs every.

  • @eigensinn83
    @eigensinn83 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Can Devin Nunes bring his cow, too?

  • @zaroffhound
    @zaroffhound 4 ปีที่แล้ว +33

    so, this 'trial' is essentially like a lot of people waving laser pens to frustrate a bunch of cats, who also have laser pens...

  • @nunya9034
    @nunya9034 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    The chloroform joke had me in stitches! 😂

  • @KITLEVEY
    @KITLEVEY 4 ปีที่แล้ว +84

    Why does everyone keep calling this a trial. What's going on in the Senate in no way resembles a trial. Looks more like a biased review about ignoring the facts.

    • @muffdiver7670
      @muffdiver7670 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Like the last 40 days were? Ya mean, like that? Wake up!!

    • @johndoe-uz2kc
      @johndoe-uz2kc 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I agree, the left have wanted him gone since the very second he took office, and I think it's kind of funny Steven says Hillary was what the people wanted, even though trump won the election (oh wait the left says that was rigged suprise suprise),i have yet to see or hear one single solitary piece of hard evidence except words from the dems,and we probably never will

    • @xmiller7691
      @xmiller7691 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@johndoe-uz2kc You do know that Trump is being tried for conduct AFTER he took office, don't you? Colluding with Russia to win the last election is not the issue here. This is about Trump's abuse of the presidency to try to win the NEXT election. Your attempt to muddy the waters makes it seem you are not so much a wise beaded man as you are a paid Russian troll, or a clueless Trump worshipper.

    • @johndoe-uz2kc
      @johndoe-uz2kc 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@xmiller7691 I'm not a troll or a trump worshiper, believe me I'm not impressed with some of his actions and even less impressed with his words, but i do believe that the left is not acting the best in this either, all in all i just hope this can get behind us one way or another and our government can start focusing their energy on directly improving the lives of the citizens

    • @tjgamer9713
      @tjgamer9713 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@johndoe-uz2kc cant do that until trump and his mafia cronies are out of office

  • @deanlowdon8381
    @deanlowdon8381 4 ปีที่แล้ว +85

    “Last thing you see before the chloroform kicks in!” 😂😂😂

    • @deanlowdon8381
      @deanlowdon8381 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      BVE Yeah, didn’t think they could top “scrotum of the opera” but they did!

    • @BlindErephon
      @BlindErephon 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      That has got to be the least flattering picture of a politician I've seen in a long time. Very "I'm going to wear your skin like a coat."

    • @robertorourke6614
      @robertorourke6614 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      is your ugly ill informed mug

  • @AnnieWarbux
    @AnnieWarbux 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    "The Senate Floor is Lava!!"
    ♨️♨️♨️♨️♨️♨️♨️♨️

    • @AnnieWarbux
      @AnnieWarbux 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      THE SENATE NO LONGER EXISTS!!

    • @evatripp7788
      @evatripp7788 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yeah, but those snakes in the lobby are just the repug Senators not doing what they're supposed to do as usual.

  • @IAmSuzyQ
    @IAmSuzyQ 4 ปีที่แล้ว +116

    "And in conclusion, Trump was wearing his underwear in all dealings with Ukraine, making him totally innocent. Case closed!" - Alan Dershowitz

    • @hybridce99
      @hybridce99 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I'm guessing you don't work overnights? Or maybe you do and it's always incredibly slow.

    • @Sol-y-Mar-57
      @Sol-y-Mar-57 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Hahahaha, you saw that episode too. It's exactly what he said about him having a massage by one of Epsteins so called massage therapist. Lol.

    • @carolinemaybe
      @carolinemaybe 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      🤣😂🤣😂

    • @dafttool
      @dafttool 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Suzy Q Those aren’t underwear. They are diapers. And they need changing

    • @maiphan2978
      @maiphan2978 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      So when you went outside dealing with people ,you just never wore underwear ,so don't say silly things like that

  • @EastSider48215
    @EastSider48215 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    “Mallomars all year ‘round.” That’s something we can get behind.