1:57 This is among the funniest moments in the series for me and that's saying a lot. The fact that he doesn't even seem overly anger makes it all the funnier.
This was posted on my 21st birthday and to this date is my favorite episode of all time. Jake and Amir came to my undergrad (with Streeter) for a show and after signed a paper that said "whale's tail pale ale for this frail gale." I'm so happy revisiting this :)
10. Pabst Blue Ribbon 9. It don't matter 8. Vodka & Red Bull 7. Nantucket Cisco Brewery Pale Ale 6. Heineken 5. It don't matter 4. A simple rosé 3. Anything free 2. Newcastle Brown Ale 1. It don't matter
Man thanks CollegeHumor, I almost unsubscribed after those months were all the videos had 50% dislikes and mediocre at best, but now they're all good :D!
At first I thought Amir was just getting his last name wrong, but with the weird "Jake's mom" subplot going on, it seems like Amir may have already declared himself married to Jake's mom.
i cant watch too many of these in a row because i can feel my faith in humanity seep away every time amir speaks and get the insatiable urge to get really drunk.
Actually, no. The bear teddy bears are based off was a female which Theodor Roosevelt refused to kill while hunting, Winnie the Poof was never based on that particular bear
his lists are better than watchmojo
Well... not saying much but you’re right
Used toilet paper is a better list than Watchmojo.
@@heathercalun4919 dog water condensed into a solid is even more useful
Taupe
A kick in the balls is better than watchmojo
"My mom is married.. to my dad" makes me laugh every time
Hey man, kinda weirded out you asked my mom on a date
I call beer "golden oat soda" on the regular and people don't even question me
jake's delivery of the line "how dare you" at 1:57 has me in stitches every time
"I mean, how dare you."
That was my favorite line XD
-another day at the races-
-another gay in my braces-
-another day in your graces-
666
@@cogtroper I got a Heinie in one hand
Subcaption
It happened by chance
A happenstance
It happens, Nance!
I wonder what the next line was going to be... “another lay in dark spaces”, “another bae in my chases”
Stop me when I’m getting warm
1:57 This is among the funniest moments in the series for me and that's saying a lot. The fact that he doesn't even seem overly anger makes it all the funnier.
Luke Ffrench disagree completely. He’s a great actor and this show doesn’t work without him
@Luke Ffrench It's much harder to play the straight man correctly than the weird psychopath.
this part had me crying
AMONG?!?!?!?!!? SUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
@@LeoninMinecraft jake and amir: among us would be an amazing episode
"I don't wanna rock out like that" is an underrated gem.
I love how he says it so quiet and sincere
"...I mean, how dare you?"
"#4.......a simple rose"
"...not a beer."
"It's not a BIRD!"
Pedakin "You think everything that isn't a bird is a fish?"
+Ducks314 sale was a bird.
I love Amir's use of the phrase "Another day at the races." It gets me every time.
the ancient scroll has a barcode on the back of it
Ancient Barcode
+Mäu For ancient Wal-Mart
How did I never notice that?
J&A on HeadGum
@@docdarlin5491 its not nearly as good though if you want more j&a look up lonely and horny
This was posted on my 21st birthday and to this date is my favorite episode of all time. Jake and Amir came to my undergrad (with Streeter) for a show and after signed a paper that said "whale's tail pale ale for this frail gale." I'm so happy revisiting this :)
that’s a sweet story :)
"I don't want to rock out like that."
"Doesn't matter as long as I'm slurping it down with the woman of my dreams"
"My mom?"
"My momm :)"
"Wait my mom or your-"
"YOUR MOM"
Gabbie D does that mean Amir...
Had me laughing so hard.
I always think "nah, these will get old. I cant keep laughing at them. Lemme just see."
Nah they're still great
Right? Ive seen this one like 20 Times and i still laugh
Still good
"Got a heinie in one hand and a Heine in the other" what a brilliant line oml
1:02
I love that Jake compliments the effort since that's his rhyming scheme
there is nothing like this on the internet, theyre very good actors
1:52 might be the funniest moment in Jake and Amir
This is the most patient Jake has ever been with Amir. Especially considering the way he is harassing Jake’s parents on Facebook
1:33 every once in a while the amir reaction shots are better than the script
The scroll has a barcode....haha
0:59 probably my favorite rhyme scheme of the series is also something that would legitimately be on the list.
It IS a solid rhyming effort
+Brandon Young For rail
.."i mean how dare you"
probably the funniest thing jake has ever said
They have to make an episode where it's an Amir POV...
They did. Don't remember the exact title but it's when Amir goes to the bathroom and is afraid to flush the toilet
all the Ace and Jocelyn episodes are pretty close
Jake is so gorgeous in this one.
Another gay in my braces
Gay much
cockadoodle yours
I don't wanna rock out like that
***** Neither do I
Jakes delivery is so good in this one
No it's not.... it's vodka and Redbull. .. STOP! The way Jjkae says 'stop' always gets me.
I just realized that Jake is wearing a Car Talk shirt in this episode. It's all coming together.
"i mean how dare you" maybe the funniest jake and amir line uve ever heard 😂
who cares if he's hitting on his mom shes a fricken dime, and frankly we dont know how his dad got her
Alex Ander his dad is a gourd after all
amir’s cheeky face at 1:35 is priceless
I come back every 11 years to watch this (apparently)
"how dare you?" hahahahaah
I like that the "ancient scroll" has a bar code stuck to the back.
Those aren't scrolls, those are diaries (Jake and Amir: Journal)
Idk why another day in your graces is the funniest one
The boys are back, doing a scroll marathon. Lets goooooo
I think this ep has my favorite script of all time. Years and years later I still quote so many of the jokes !!
1:33 Tom Hardy
haha yeah I kinda see it
+Best Braai thats th best comment ive read
+Best Braai I was thinking he had a very "Meryl Streep" look about him
Best Jake and Amir yet!!!
at 1:23 at the bottom right coner you can see the bar code on the paper
You can see it at 1:08 too
I still want my scroll...
You can already see it at the very beginning
10. Pabst Blue Ribbon
9. It don't matter
8. Vodka & Red Bull
7. Nantucket Cisco Brewery Pale Ale
6. Heineken
5. It don't matter
4. A simple rosé
3. Anything free
2. Newcastle Brown Ale
1. It don't matter
anyone else binging now that the most recent episode was uploaded?
I love the sales bar on the ancient scroll
"..as long as I'm chugging it down with the woman of my dreams"
"My mom?"
"My moooom"
"Wait my mom or your mom?"
"Your mom"
Haha tha's the best
One the best videos done thus far
Still waiting for my complimentary ancient scroll in 2016
Man thanks CollegeHumor, I almost unsubscribed after those months were all the videos had 50% dislikes and mediocre at best, but now they're all good :D!
"By Amir Valerie HURWITZ!"
"Don't"
"I'm talking about what a patron doesn't finish at the bar. I'm chugging that bitch and running real far." favorite part of the video
After hearing Jake's mom on their podcast, I can see why Amir would ask her out lol
Best Jake and amir episode of all time
At first I thought Amir was just getting his last name wrong, but with the weird "Jake's mom" subplot going on, it seems like Amir may have already declared himself married to Jake's mom.
I am so grateful for the fact that there are over 450+ of these...
Who needs a life or friends on a friday?! .....
What a great day! So many College Humor videos! I'll poop later.
1:58 The way Jake delivers this line always gets me.
THE FIRST SCROLL!!!
+Ziggy Stardust I think hotbox was actually the first scroll
Brother Blue oh lol, im watching these on a playlist in chronological order, i guess it skipped a bunch
not all of them were uploaded to youtube so some of them you will find, uploaded by other people who were mirroring youtube
Brother Blue ah /= is there any place i can get a full cronological order off all the episodes? It's kinda late, im already in the mid 2013s /=
+Ziggy Stardust there are 7. I'm watching a chronological list that has all of them
This is by far my favourite episode
Where does Amir get those scrolls
+The Jude Of OCs --- He actually stole them from a museum curator
+Joe Oliver He raids ancient pirate ships.
arguably the best jake and amir video
car talk tee shirt hell yeah
One and ah not done. I WANT TWO
2020 who whoop whoop
Oh god yess! Hotbox was one of my all time collegehumor favourites! This is gold!
omg amir was right, winnie's a girl
i cant watch too many of these in a row because i can feel my faith in humanity seep away every time amir speaks and get the insatiable urge to get really drunk.
Wtf
this was one of jake and amir's best. ever.
The bear he was based on turned out to be a girl.
Emma Lucas i am so confused
Winnie the Pooh was based on an actual bear. That bear was a she. So she is a he if he she is he.
What is happenning
Actually, no. The bear teddy bears are based off was a female which Theodor Roosevelt refused to kill while hunting, Winnie the Poof was never based on that particular bear
lol this is the first college humor ive liked in a while
Another gay in my braces
Crossed out
WHAT !!!!! :O Collegehumor in HD, my life is now complete :O
By far my favorite
this is one of their best episodes. just hilarious.
So many banger lines in this one video
I love that you can see the price tag sticker on the scroll, haha
I've been subscribed for ages! Where's my complimentary ancient scroll?!
1:00 the ancient scroll has an ancient bar code
This is one of their best.
This is my favouraite jake and amir. I've seriously watched it a bad amount of times
I subscribed, I demand an ancient scroll as promised in the annotations. That is clearly a legitimate offer and is the reason I subscribed.
In five years, I need to make a note to come back and rewatch this. Maybe then it will make since to me. Still, the parts I got were hilarious xD
this one is a masterpiece
my favrotie jake and amir
Finally a great episode again
Awesome. I love the new quality.
Forever the best scroll video
"Make a change" Lmao!! ^_^ Just... any change! :)))
im glad jake is back
this may honestly be the best one yet
Last episode Jake told Amir he could change his name. so he did. The subtle jokes are amazing
+tiamta Would you happen to remember the episode?
the previous one is rap teacher 3 but i just rematched it and it doesn't have that line. It is one of the ones a little earlier than that. Sorry.
Prob my fav episode
My favorite parts in Jake and Amir episode are when Amir yells like that "I WANT TWO" ahaha I died
1:34 when you argue for 10 mins straight and end up being wrong
i watched this on ch when it first came out. still so good.
Easily the best Jake and amir in a while haha
This is my favourite Jake and Amir
i want outtakes!!!