Hardly Working: The Perfect Woman

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  • @Jroc7275
    @Jroc7275 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1964

    Jesus Christ the difference between the older collegehumor originals and the new ones is remarkable. An almost entirely different staff and a whole different style of humor overall.

    • @supernicral
      @supernicral 8 ปีที่แล้ว +203

      Ya new collegehumour isn't bad its just different

    • @surelock3221
      @surelock3221 8 ปีที่แล้ว +97

      Wait a minute, I thought different = bad, regardless of the context? You know like how that person is a different race from me and a different gender, that person is bad right?

    • @dr.richardfeynman7230
      @dr.richardfeynman7230 8 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Sure Lock yeah thats what i thought

    • @Evija3000
      @Evija3000 8 ปีที่แล้ว +67

      The old one seemed more random and casual. I like them both though.

    • @gargamellenoir8460
      @gargamellenoir8460 8 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      I don't know guys, look at that sketch they just did, "This Drink is Embarrassing", it's pretty much the same level of absurd humour and mockery of guys trying too hard.

  • @MrSecretMansion
    @MrSecretMansion 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1215

    2:10 some guy walks into the frame, then realizes they're shooting a video and walks out.

    • @darkartsdabbler2407
      @darkartsdabbler2407 9 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      +Xpry I think it was Alex Watt.

    • @TheMiniMiners911
      @TheMiniMiners911 7 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      Shit, stole my comment a year ago.

    • @Takito_Loko
      @Takito_Loko 7 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Xpry how do u do that I can't even focus on what they say and what they are doing at the same time

    • @mrnick123123123
      @mrnick123123123 7 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      I think that “hello” was meant for him😂

    • @BelatedBlade
      @BelatedBlade 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Casser Shit, stole my comment a year ago

  • @lexscott3739
    @lexscott3739 11 ปีที่แล้ว +527

    That went places I honestly did not expect. 3 plot twists over the span of 3 minutes.

  • @Apollys
    @Apollys 10 ปีที่แล้ว +743

    Ooh, the ending actually got me

    • @piequals314
      @piequals314 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I can't mess up 420 likes, so consider this a like

    • @theprincessesjules5879
      @theprincessesjules5879 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Sophini somebody else could

    • @piequals314
      @piequals314 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@theprincessesjules5879 im very mature, clearly... lol but thanks for the notif, liking comment now

  • @MrSpeedyAce
    @MrSpeedyAce 14 ปีที่แล้ว +274

    I love how Jake always goes back "so you can rest the beer on her!" hahahahaha

  • @bijanjadhavji1616
    @bijanjadhavji1616 8 ปีที่แล้ว +910

    This sketch gets funnier and funnier the more I watch it

  • @glithch
    @glithch 9 ปีที่แล้ว +245

    i loooved that last line, literally so cute, nicely surprised

  • @NotZeMaidOfOrleansFV
    @NotZeMaidOfOrleansFV 10 ปีที่แล้ว +304

    Watching Jake's expressions throughout this video was hilarious. Especially at 1:47 and on. lmao

  • @AnonAnarch
    @AnonAnarch 11 ปีที่แล้ว +179

    At 2:08 some guy walked into the shot and was like "ooooh shit..."

    • @howaboutno4002
      @howaboutno4002 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      I don't know why but it's taken me so many years and multiple watches to finally notice that lol

  • @haustyl12
    @haustyl12 4 ปีที่แล้ว +115

    Jake does a great job looking uncomfortable when everyone is taking abart his perfect woman theory

    • @pvshka
      @pvshka 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Welcome to another episode of insecure Jake

  • @AltcoinDaily
    @AltcoinDaily ปีที่แล้ว +25

    Still holds up 😄

  • @mickomoo
    @mickomoo 8 ปีที่แล้ว +87

    It's always fun seeing Jake and Amir outside of Jake and Amir

  • @Phazon8058MS
    @Phazon8058MS 9 ปีที่แล้ว +156

    I thought Amir's dad was an army rat that went AWOL during his time in Vietnam and gave away the names and locations of thousands of his comrades.
    And when he went to a tri-conference with Amir and Amir's teacher, he and the teacher started rawdogging Amir so hard, Amir's dad fricken moved.

    • @darylmcmexican539
      @darylmcmexican539 9 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Good thing amir isn't worried,seeing that he has successful business ventures and a lovely wife.

    • @lucyanne9626
      @lucyanne9626 9 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      PhazonSpaceSystems He also tried to kill Doobs with his _tiny...skinny legs._

    • @FatBoris2oo0
      @FatBoris2oo0 9 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      +Sam S Only three centimeters in diameter

    • @franklinbadge1215
      @franklinbadge1215 9 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      +FatBoris2oo0
      No bones... just blood and skin. You know, I still have dreams about him...

    • @JimNotCarrey
      @JimNotCarrey 9 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      +franklinbadge1215 nightmares?

  • @DanzMcAbra
    @DanzMcAbra 10 ปีที่แล้ว +125

    One of their best IMO. A twist to put Shyamalan to shame-alan.

    • @LoveMyUnusual
      @LoveMyUnusual 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Danz McAbra You deserved way more likes for this 😂

    • @ardnegoyamrahs6177
      @ardnegoyamrahs6177 ปีที่แล้ว

      That sounds like something jake and Amir would write

  • @Yrenne
    @Yrenne 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    Idk why "No... Probably a different scientist" cracks me up so much

  • @gbdeck200
    @gbdeck200 11 ปีที่แล้ว +166

    so so clever
    they evolved that joke so much

    • @dexter111344
      @dexter111344 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

      The only thing not evolved is Jake's girlfriend! Oh! Oh oh!

  • @juandiegoprado
    @juandiegoprado 8 ปีที่แล้ว +275

    Better plot twist than any M. Night Shyamalan movie.

    • @hrrldd8481
      @hrrldd8481 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Except Split

    • @avishekdutta3310
      @avishekdutta3310 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      I see dead people

    • @N3rdZon3
      @N3rdZon3 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I mean, it's not that hard... compared to "trees made people kill themselves".... or "the aliens are killed by water... so they invaded a planet full of water".... whatever Lady in the water was... or "Aang is the Avatar" - I mean, come on, that was just so uncalled for

    • @aaaadit5155
      @aaaadit5155 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Nerd Zone you deliberately picked his bad films to justify your shitty point

  • @ncooty
    @ncooty 7 ปีที่แล้ว +43

    Best ending of any CH sketch I've seen.

    • @NESherv
      @NESherv 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      ncooty Agreed. I really thought it was just going to end with Jake walking away while the rest of them continued talking, but then the writers made the “perfect woman” a real person.

  • @Peter_1986
    @Peter_1986 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    Streeter's uncomfortable "okay Jake, that is enough" expression at 1:12 is incredibly convincing.

    • @johnhofmann2828
      @johnhofmann2828 หลายเดือนก่อน

      He's so good at stuff like that. Genuinely good actor and it makes little moments like that so damn funny.

  • @seanzoz
    @seanzoz 14 ปีที่แล้ว +194

    lol that took a turn didn't it

    • @sautay765
      @sautay765 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Ayy u made the senile scribbles

    • @seanzoz
      @seanzoz 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@sautay765 you must have me mistaken with someone else.

    • @seanzoz
      @seanzoz 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @ You didn't say please. That's rude, which makes you rude and I only listen to rude people. So, okay.

    • @ethangreger4484
      @ethangreger4484 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Wait, I know you

    • @seanzoz
      @seanzoz 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@ethangreger4484 prove it

  • @AoshiProduction
    @AoshiProduction 14 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    "IT'S CALLED SO SHE GIVES YOU BETTER HEAD!" Best line ever.

  • @jeremykline6687
    @jeremykline6687 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    “What do you think man? Yeah! She’s my fucking soulmate!” is Oscar-worthy delivery

  • @ComeWatchTV
    @ComeWatchTV ปีที่แล้ว +5

    I think this is the best sketch ever made

  • @epasurr
    @epasurr 11 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    Amir's "Shhh! Shhh! Shhh!" at 2:35 had me dying.

  • @misternotlob6769
    @misternotlob6769 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    The funniest part is how Amir offers a referral and David accepts like he's actually dealing with this issue lmao

  • @OdieOde
    @OdieOde 10 ปีที่แล้ว +41

    At 2:08, that man behind them heard 'friends' and decided this wasn't his place.

  • @vincevvn
    @vincevvn 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    This is like the funniest college humor video ever put out lmfao

  • @Miguelohara563
    @Miguelohara563 10 ปีที่แล้ว +58

    Anyone spot that guy at 2:08 who suddenly notices he's on camera? He's like "nope..."

  • @tapangasoul6928
    @tapangasoul6928 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Lol the way Amir shushes. and the different scientists comment got me. But yeah this college humor is so much better.

  • @EWHRDIII
    @EWHRDIII 13 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I love the puzzled face Jake makes around 0:56 when Dave mentions self-improvement.

  • @ridmak95
    @ridmak95 10 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    love this video so much! lol Amir shushes him like 5 times.

  • @Skiloose
    @Skiloose 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    0:56 is that a GARMIN in the background?? He finally got a GARMIN

  • @omgimgfut
    @omgimgfut 8 ปีที่แล้ว +61

    at 1:23 jake is trying so hard not to laugh

    • @DirectorTaffy
      @DirectorTaffy 7 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      omgimgfut one take jake

    • @mitchelletzkin1321
      @mitchelletzkin1321 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Woah never caught that

    • @artloverivy
      @artloverivy 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      I think that’s just his acting trying to seem disappointed that David is still contradicting him.

    • @Vamatt99218
      @Vamatt99218 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      I didnt see him not try to laugh there.

  • @AaronPaulIbarrola
    @AaronPaulIbarrola 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I saw a short person complain that their much taller friends lean on their head and I thought of this video. Lol

  • @AhrkFinTey
    @AhrkFinTey 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    lmao i love how they were all completely on board with it at first

  • @McBaller96
    @McBaller96 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    That picture took me by surpirse. I'm actually crying!!😂😂😂😂

  • @TakeaSwigBro
    @TakeaSwigBro 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    I genuinely believe that this is the best hardly working of all time

  • @magicalmysteryollie
    @magicalmysteryollie 9 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    lol, kevin watching jake and amir in the beginning of the video in the background!

  • @easterislandstatue4059
    @easterislandstatue4059 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    I miss these guys so much

    • @Skiloose
      @Skiloose 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Jake and Amir are still making videos on their own channel, Headgum! There’s also a designated Jake and Amir channel where all the vids are posted

  • @repressedtears8568
    @repressedtears8568 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    2:09 LMAO the dude in the back realized they were filming and just turned around

  • @roughryder5
    @roughryder5 10 ปีที่แล้ว +79

    2:18...Did Amir just call Jake "Jim". Im high right now and I caught that.

    • @TheIntelligentMoose
      @TheIntelligentMoose 10 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Props for the notice. I'm sober and I didn't catch that.

    • @calzango
      @calzango 9 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Elite No, I think he just said it fast (despite it sounding like it)

    • @DendyJungle
      @DendyJungle 9 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Maybe it's a reference to the similarities between Jake from Jake and amir and Jim from the office

    • @OhplsAndrew
      @OhplsAndrew 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      Hardly working must be an alternate reality.

  • @caramonmajere447
    @caramonmajere447 8 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    I love the song that inspired this video. Cross Canadian Ragweed's Nymphomaniac.
    "Well make her 3ft tall, stand about to here. With a flat spot on her head so I can rest my beer!"

  • @ljuc
    @ljuc ปีที่แล้ว +4

    The punchline is great. All the build up was worth it.

  • @zuketheduke100
    @zuketheduke100 13 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I love the random conversations they have at the beginning of sketches.

  • @summerwilson5777
    @summerwilson5777 10 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    This has to be one of the funniest episodes ever! I laughed SO hard!!

  • @GeorgeCVB
    @GeorgeCVB 8 ปีที่แล้ว +106

    Lol i thought they were saying "beard" instead of "beer" all the time. It didnt make fcking sense xD

  • @bryanburns4874
    @bryanburns4874 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    LMAO this one episode made me crack up harder than every single new CH video combined

  • @user84074
    @user84074 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    2:08 "Nope, I'm out." lol

  • @oli8889
    @oli8889 13 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Jake is amazing in this, awesome acting.

  • @wiet111
    @wiet111 14 ปีที่แล้ว

    I love the moment he pulls out the picture(2:46) !

  • @The_Moss-Man
    @The_Moss-Man 9 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    That ending was beautiful.

  • @heyhowsitgoing5096
    @heyhowsitgoing5096 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    this is a classic

  • @LongLongLists
    @LongLongLists 8 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    1:36 LOL at Jake

  • @DoubleDgurl16
    @DoubleDgurl16 11 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    No words can properly explain how much I love Jake!

  • @calebthecondor
    @calebthecondor 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    It's gems like this that make me keep watching. That ending XD!!

  • @swandonn
    @swandonn 10 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    Every time I watch this I laugh my ass off

  • @smeagleoff4210
    @smeagleoff4210 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    and a flat head so you can rest a BEER ON HER

  • @LivingDewCrew
    @LivingDewCrew 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    This is the first time I saw Jake! And Amir called him Jim

  • @Monkeyman3000
    @Monkeyman3000 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    this is a perfect sketch

  • @guilhermebranco8572
    @guilhermebranco8572 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    That doesn't sound at all like Don't Stop Believing unless you want it to

  • @damienmcnern
    @damienmcnern 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    2:09 the guy in the background just didn't want to be in the video

  • @Humanlink1
    @Humanlink1 11 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Best video, ive seen in months haha

    • @maskens93
      @maskens93 11 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      i agree man!

  • @theramo0
    @theramo0 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Too bad they can’t get Amir’s dad that physician to help on account that he freakin moved,Yeah

  • @darkmahdy
    @darkmahdy 14 ปีที่แล้ว

    you guys are the coolest people ever ..u really know whats going on in the world ..hahahha ..niice one guys lots of love from christchurch new zealand

  • @VForceWave
    @VForceWave 12 ปีที่แล้ว

    They turned it around... twice. Amazing.

  • @ST-kb1xc
    @ST-kb1xc ปีที่แล้ว +3

    This is the first non Jake and Amir video I watch and it is SO weird to see Jake and Amir not being Jake and Amir..it's really weird....

  • @MrTastySock
    @MrTastySock 9 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    2:08 "do do do do do uh oh i'm in shot"

  • @qianweijia1
    @qianweijia1 11 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    Hardly Working: Hardly Working

  • @measlysqueeze
    @measlysqueeze 12 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    "As long as she got a flat ass head" I died

  • @kristinnsigurarsonsndal7226
    @kristinnsigurarsonsndal7226 7 ปีที่แล้ว

    Fast forward to 2017 and they are engaged. Love is beautiful

  • @hineighbor
    @hineighbor 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    M. Night Shyamalan ending

  • @TESkyrimizer
    @TESkyrimizer 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    This honestly belongs in the Louvre

  • @SongBird101
    @SongBird101 12 ปีที่แล้ว

    This was released on my birthday!

  • @MrSpeedyAce
    @MrSpeedyAce 14 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I love how Jake keeps coming back to the beer thing lol.....

  • @MajSolo
    @MajSolo 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    They outdone themselves this time.

  • @girlcow
    @girlcow 8 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Thought this was Jake and Amir for a second.

  • @thelastreaper9726
    @thelastreaper9726 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    It’s löde

    • @UFOhunter4711
      @UFOhunter4711 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Is that French or some shit?

  • @optimuseth
    @optimuseth 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    the best part is amir going SHHHHHH SHHHHHHHHHHHHH SHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

  • @Yashahiro_
    @Yashahiro_ 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    haha so you can rest the *beer* on it

  • @WilliamThee4th
    @WilliamThee4th 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    It's LoDD 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @larryjlangan
    @larryjlangan 11 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    ah, Hurwitz.

  • @helloasroma
    @helloasroma 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    is that gril den?

  • @katiemillspaugh7591
    @katiemillspaugh7591 7 ปีที่แล้ว

    this is so pure

  • @tardersauce3578
    @tardersauce3578 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    This is such a wholesome video

  • @bowzerbrawler789
    @bowzerbrawler789 9 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    the perfect girl for me is a girl that is interested in men.... IS THAT SO MUCH TO ASK!?

    • @seallofapproval
      @seallofapproval 9 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      Yup. We're all gay now, ALL OF US.

  • @bantehayes9973
    @bantehayes9973 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    She's my fucking soulmate lol

  • @imwatchinberniemac
    @imwatchinberniemac 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    ‘heaaddddd’

  • @shee7y
    @shee7y 13 ปีที่แล้ว

    2:09 Love that the guy walks in, sees the camera and bails :P

  • @golderMIER
    @golderMIER 14 ปีที่แล้ว

    LOL. I wanna watch these videos all day...

  • @LightBrand
    @LightBrand 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    Lod

  • @rutgerholtzer3961
    @rutgerholtzer3961 11 ปีที่แล้ว +51

    You know I could understand that people from the USA don't like beer. USA beer is really really bad.

    • @UserJWR
      @UserJWR 10 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      wouldnt explain that they say it's bitter...as the Monty Python boys said: "American Beer is like sex in a canoo. Fucking close to water."

    • @CrazyGnome07
      @CrazyGnome07 10 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      That was true 20ish years ago, but craft breweries have exploded here in the US. Most of my favorite bars have a minimum of 20 beers on tap, some have over 100. You can get any type of beer you want, and odds are it was made in a mom and pop brewery one town over.

    • @rutgerholtzer3961
      @rutgerholtzer3961 10 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      ***** "Mom and pop" beer is likely better than the budweiser stuff or other major American brands, but it isn't nearly as good as the beer brew in Europe, where the art has been developed for many many centuries.

    • @CrazyGnome07
      @CrazyGnome07 10 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      To each their own, but I've lived Germany and USA, and both have fantastic beer.

    • @poopoopeepee42069
      @poopoopeepee42069 10 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      US has the some of shittiest and some of the best, a product of having the most Breweies of any country on earth. Try something other than Miller or Bud before you pass judgement.

  • @dexterous187
    @dexterous187 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Eater Piefell

  • @nyc90
    @nyc90 14 ปีที่แล้ว

    this is one of my favorite hardly workings! the change in jake is hilarious.

  • @CaptainH00die
    @CaptainH00die 12 ปีที่แล้ว

    Since forever. He's mentioned it several times and on his Twitter he's shown pictures of his dad. He really is a physician.

  • @kylenetherwood8734
    @kylenetherwood8734 8 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    Sour? It's bitter.

    • @DendyJungle
      @DendyJungle 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Kyle Netherwood if anything, red wine is sour

    • @Noah-be5rj
      @Noah-be5rj 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Kyle Netherwood Dark beer can be sour, it just depends on the kind of beer. I don't like for example some trappists because they taste sour IMO

  • @HTakara82
    @HTakara82 10 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    They should rename this video; Buzz Killington, lol

  • @msjkramey
    @msjkramey 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    A little teeth is good if you know how to do it right. Start with the lightest touch and work your way up, communicating with your partner about how he feels and pay attention to his body language

  • @TheOminousMuffin
    @TheOminousMuffin 12 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    The fun thing about twists is that once they happen, you don't expect another.
    Great double plot twist, all the waaaaaay.

  • @TheGallantandChalent
    @TheGallantandChalent 12 ปีที่แล้ว

    one of my favourites for sure

  • @GrimSlaughter
    @GrimSlaughter 11 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Great joke, but i have to agree with the guy on the far left. :P not to be a buzzkill.

    • @kendalcramer4512
      @kendalcramer4512 10 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      THANK YOU. at least there's decent men out there

    • @GrimSlaughter
      @GrimSlaughter 10 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Kendal Cramer
      I'm a horrible person and a dirty rotten pervert, but thank you for the compliment.

    • @CorpseMarine
      @CorpseMarine 10 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I think the point of it was to show that not all men are like the jackass.

    • @GrimSlaughter
      @GrimSlaughter 10 ปีที่แล้ว

      Corpse Marine
      Correct.

    • @TheCaoth
      @TheCaoth 10 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Jesus, what's with the joke-over-head white-knightery in this comment section?
      Huzzah, there are men who don't prefer teethless, three-feet-short women -- faith in humanity restored!