I know! im gonna hear it now when I see a bald person...im gonna stare too long and they will know im thinking of that snl sound and then I will know they know. Its ginna b epic🤣🤣🤣🤣
I think Lizzo's "great, now I gotta go get killed by Andrew Dismukes" (or close enough to that) in a PDD sketch planted a seed of appreciation that has been growing healthily
I know it's easy to joke but when I went bald in my 40s, there was one woman at work who kept making jokes. Believe it or not, when it start happening it is something that can be quite upsetting. It's a very visible sign of aging. One day I finally lost my temper and said 'at least I'm not fat' (she was). I was pulled into HR and made to apologise for hurting her feelings. When I pointed out she was always making jokes about me going bald, I was told that was different and I should stop being sensitive about it. These days I shave my head and am OK with it. Before the trolls say I'm being ridiculous, I had a friend who lost his hair in his late teens. He tried to commit suicide after the constant barrage of 'jokes' and women saying they wouldn't date a bald man.
The fat response is on-point. It shouldn't be necessary, but you were trying to point out the logical inconsistency in the HR policy. You can't accept some forms of offence and overlook others.
All I can say is, having alopecia is a disability that isn’t a disability. I got stares for wearing wigs, I got stares for wearing hats, I got stares for wearing nothing. I’m an adult and can’t deal with it. My niece is a teenager and has endured bullying because of alopecia. I am so sorry about your friend, I hope he found the support he needed.
They're rightit is different: she DECIDED to get fat, she can change that somewhat. You can change being bald. This is the whole issue in England & the real joke is this is what it'll come to, anything anyone sends insensitive will be a crime. Because of a bunch of soft weaklings. Now, genuine harassment, men's it goes on & on & on, like not just a bald joke here & there, but incessant jokes ie bullying
My brothers with beautiful, full heads of hair complain about how they can't grow a nice beard or mustache. I'd be fine keeping my chest and back hair while giving up my beard for a nice head of hair.
I didn’t know a description of a person could be offensive. I guess I don’t want anyone to call me a brunette ever you hear me or I will sue you. This is what you call. The UK sensitive men who have power and our petty.
Nice to see Andrew back on Update again in a solo act. He manages to tread that line of being a d-bag the way Beck did at the desk, along with some of the anti-comedy vibes of Kyle.
My father was prematurely bald and also baby-faced. Once in a liquor store, the clerk wouldn't ring up his purchase because he looked too young (he was wearing a hat) . Dad wordlessly removed his hat... ka-ching! R.I.P. Dad.
You gotta know when to cut away. It was funny for the first half. The second half, nah, not so much. Yes, SNL, I can be hired as an editor. It's called keeping the show tight.
"And that guy murdered someone...at least that's what we decided" 😂 xxx
In tears!
"My hairless little hands on some of your wife's Marvel money." XDDDDD Andrew killed it in this.
He should go after her ‘little art movie’ money too
For those who don't get the reference, Colin is married to Julia Louis Dreyfus, who played Wonder Woman
I'm willing to bet Sony Spiderverse $$ that Sherman wrote the line. 😏
@@EnzoTheBaker😅😅
Colin didnt like that joke
Whoever did the bald cap is an artist! It looks so real.
@@vicious.but.romantic unless he shaved his head and was wearing a wig in the other sketches!
Its his real bald head
@@PlatinumState Maybe he’s been wearing a wig all these years!
@@docjoe86 he has, Andrew suffers from severe alopecia
Makeup artist!
“Sometimes my eyes get cold” was sooooo cute
You couldnt sound any more gay.
Likewise avidadolares...expect you also sound like a wimp.
@@avidadolares If you work a little harder you could up your game...
@@avidadolares I 'm thinking of a river in Egypt.
I was absolutely not prepared for how long the towel sound effect was going to last
I know! im gonna hear it now when I see a bald person...im gonna stare too long and they will know im thinking of that snl sound and then I will know they know. Its ginna b epic🤣🤣🤣🤣
I have grown to love Andrew Dismukes so much
YES! I went from barely noticing him to being excited whenever he's in a sketch. He's so great.
Me too! Regardless of what the haters say, Andrew will and forever always be one of the bests part of modern day SNL for me 😊
I think Lizzo's "great, now I gotta go get killed by Andrew Dismukes" (or close enough to that) in a PDD sketch planted a seed of appreciation that has been growing healthily
I only see him as Matthew now!!!😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
He is also adorable. I love his ears.
How he didnt break with the squeaky head part.. colins giggles were everything. Desmukes is AMAZING.
The deodorant joke cracked me up.
I almost spit my water out hearing that 🤣🤣🤣
Some things you can't unsee...
It's was ROLL ON
I know it's easy to joke but when I went bald in my 40s, there was one woman at work who kept making jokes. Believe it or not, when it start happening it is something that can be quite upsetting. It's a very visible sign of aging. One day I finally lost my temper and said 'at least I'm not fat' (she was). I was pulled into HR and made to apologise for hurting her feelings. When I pointed out she was always making jokes about me going bald, I was told that was different and I should stop being sensitive about it. These days I shave my head and am OK with it. Before the trolls say I'm being ridiculous, I had a friend who lost his hair in his late teens. He tried to commit suicide after the constant barrage of 'jokes' and women saying they wouldn't date a bald man.
I'm always comforted in these situations by reminding myself that people suck. Which is true, so jokes on them!
The fat response is on-point. It shouldn't be necessary, but you were trying to point out the logical inconsistency in the HR policy. You can't accept some forms of offence and overlook others.
All I can say is, having alopecia is a disability that isn’t a disability. I got stares for wearing wigs, I got stares for wearing hats, I got stares for wearing nothing. I’m an adult and can’t deal with it. My niece is a teenager and has endured bullying because of alopecia. I am so sorry about your friend, I hope he found the support he needed.
They're rightit is different: she DECIDED to get fat, she can change that somewhat. You can change being bald. This is the whole issue in England & the real joke is this is what it'll come to, anything anyone sends insensitive will be a crime. Because of a bunch of soft weaklings. Now, genuine harassment, men's it goes on & on & on, like not just a bald joke here & there, but incessant jokes ie bullying
Will Smith feels you
The jury jokes got me good lol
I've never heard Che break that much. He did great, i like how he takes his time with the joke at 1:38
Che?
Micheal Che the other host
My compliments to the sound person who coordinated with the polishing. Impressive.
Mate it stays half a sec before he starts rubbing. That's why they prepare
That dude was in the zone! 😂
That's why I grew a beard. I just tell people my hair is afraid of heights, and has gathered on my chin in fear.
My brothers with beautiful, full heads of hair complain about how they can't grow a nice beard or mustache. I'd be fine keeping my chest and back hair while giving up my beard for a nice head of hair.
NewMessage 😂 Excellent comment!
The Old Spice deodorant…😆😂🤣
"I'm also impotent,DON'T LAUGH!" 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Andrew does really grow on you wow, his delivery here is hilarious
That deodorant shit was funny it had me laughing 😂
As a bald man, this was hilarious 😂😂😂😂😂
Bald man: “You’re a Jerk”
Somebody somewhere: “I know”
😅😅😅
The last line and the last laugh… Well done my bald sir 😂
Your wife's marvel money 😅😅😅😅😅
“Bald and black”
Che gets offended 😂
the sound affects go crazy ha ha ha 🤣🤣🤣
who wrote this 😆 im nominating u for new cast member !! LoL!
Loves seeing Andrew get a deskpiece and this was hilarious. Everything from his lines to his delivery to just his mere looked cracked me up.
Andrew Dismukes is soo underrated, great member.
As a bald dude with the very lil eyebrow game…this one hit home hard 😂 😭 🧑🦲
"I see everyone as bald and black." 🤣🤣
This has some serious ITYSL energy
Legitimately one of the best snl bits in years. Absolute classic 😂
Because you can joke at half people, but anyone picks in you & you quiver
I want to believe that this is one of the guys who were in the Bill Burr musical number from a few weeks ago.
The ONLY thing missing from this hilarious bit is Bill Hader showing up as James Carville. MISSED OPPORTUNITY!!!
They missed this old joke: Bald guy says if a XMAS gift to him was a comb he would never part with it.
If he wore a red hat that was given to him, it would be a Gift of the MAGAt.
Yes, more puns would’ve surely improved the sketch.
Imagine Tim Robinson saying each line in this sketch and you’ll realize this is an ITYSL sketch
The yelling very much channels TR.
I'm not gonna lie, that bit about looking like a deodorant had me dying from laughter LOL!!!
My dude be looking like Jeff Bezos
I didn’t know a description of a person could be offensive. I guess I don’t want anyone to call me a brunette ever you hear me or I will sue you. This is what you call. The UK sensitive men who have power and our petty.
I literally just took the plunge to become bald yesterday, and now I see this 😂😂
I cracked when he first said ‘and YEAH’ like I couldn’t even understand what words came out of his mouth
How did he get through that without breaking?
Oddly enough, I'm bald on my head but I need to take a weed-wacker down there every now and then. It's like my hair migrated south for the winter.
Somebody’s wife’s Marvel money 😂
I think this was one of his best performances I've seen.
2:58 Oh man, been a long time since I heard that song hahaha
They're not bald, but keratinally challenged. 😊
I live in the UK and didn't hear about this
Andrew improved greatly till his first season on SNL and going better every year.
SNL really killed it this weekend!
“Im also impotent, DON’T LAUGH” 😂
BALD MEN IN SOLIDARITY! ✊🏼 ✊🏼
@3:29 you can see Colin was actually offended 😂
I love when they make fun of Colin😂
1:57-2:08 this is unironically the best joke snl has done in years
He’s my favorite from the cast by far lol
The sound design on this took it from funny to hilarious
My namesake looks so good bald.
Andrew is hilarious 😂
Bald suits him though 😎😉🫡
Easily the funniest I’ve ever seen Andrew. Gosh this season is incredible
He is the best new hire😂😂😂❤❤❤
Just or me or Colin got fed up once he said that wife/marvel joke???
Andrew is a gem 🙌🏻🙌🏻🙌🏻
Allow me to be bold (and I'm not), but the best joke was: 01:37
"Cause my eyes get cold".
All I could see was an angry Jeff Bezos
Michael Che losing it off-screen at 1:38 may be the best part of this whole clip...
They have to break weekend update into sections since it’s the most important part of the show and they need to multiple ad placements
I love Andrew 😂
Bill Burr would love this segment
Jada Smith would put out a hit
Nice to see Andrew back on Update again in a solo act. He manages to tread that line of being a d-bag the way Beck did at the desk, along with some of the anti-comedy vibes of Kyle.
Whether on purpose or by accident this sketch screams Tim Robinson.
AndyD throwing 100 as usual
Get my hands on some of your wife’s Marvel money. 😂😂
this was brilliant
Wow Andrew was so funny in this!
This is classic SNL.
Great skit, thanks.
Any one else getting Tim Robinson vibes?
The left judge looks like Malkovich. Bring him on to host again (good Old Spice impression)!🎉
I bet that was funnier in the read through
95% of SNL skteches are funnier in the read through
Dear Snoop Dogg Verizon commercial writers: NOBODY puts peanut butter on jelly! You put jelly on peanut butter. How else would it spread???
Colin looked upset at the end there lol. Can’t tell if it was about someone joking about him and Scarlet or about the impotent joke lol
Okay, old spice was a great joke
That was pretty epic.
As a baldie the only thing I identified with was the lotion.
My father was prematurely bald and also baby-faced. Once in a liquor store, the clerk wouldn't ring up his purchase because he looked too young (he was wearing a hat) . Dad wordlessly removed his hat... ka-ching! R.I.P. Dad.
I’m surprised he didn’t say “follicly impaired”.
You gotta know when to cut away. It was funny for the first half. The second half, nah, not so much. Yes, SNL, I can be hired as an editor. It's called keeping the show tight.
my eyes are down here was a joke just released on kill tony from the guy with the crazy combover
Is this going to be a recurring character?
yep wait till it becomes a fashion statement Colin ... you ll be running to the store to invest in a good razor yourself 😂
As a balding man I found this incredibly funny :D
The Old Spice joke killed me 😂
As a bald man, I approve of this skit.
He actually looks good bald lol
This was one the best weekend update segments ever. Andrew killed it.
The head polishing part made me laugh good!
😂 sNoRtS 😅
"My eyes are down here" is a bald joke told on KillTony last week...
it's not a hard joke to come up with
@@joshuavonwerder2999 Then why use it?
This is too good, it makes me embarrassed for humans.
“Give me a break,” reminded me of at least people I work with.