Breaking The Guild 3 By Legalising Crime - Guild 3 Is A Perfectly Balanced Game With No Exploits
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- Welcome to the fantastic The Guild 3 an indie game follow up to the cult classic management game Guild 2. These are games where you can do anything in medieval Europe from setting up a great farming empire to manipulating votes in the city council to legalise crime and pickpocketing. This of course allows us to generate infinite money and become the richest person in the city of london! So Is The Guild 3 A Perfectly Balanced game with no exploits or does legalising crime result in us breaking the guild 3. Oh my goodness this strategy is so broken and by far the easiest way to generate massive amounts of wealth. All thanks to a pickpocket exploit!
What you have seen here today is part of a fantastic perfectly balanced series on youtube where I go from game to game and break them with wacky exploits to gain things like unlimited gold. If you enjoyed this then be sure to check out more. The style is similar to RT game and callmekevin in parts. A large influence on this series has come from Valefisk and The Killian Experience.
So sit back relax and enjoy this Can You Beat The Guild 3 By Exploiting Infinite Money and politics to break the legal system and make all crime legal
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Title: Breaking The Guild 3 By Legalising Crime - Guild 3 Is A Perfectly Balanced Game With No Exploits
ABOUT: The Guild 3
We find ourselves in middle Europe of the year 1400. The dark middle ages, once dominated through nobles and clergy, ends and a new era begins: the age of the free cities of trading and of the free mind!
In The Guild 3 you create a family dynasty which can last for centuries. While the world around you and your dynasty rearrange itself again and again - all non-player figures make their own decisions - you have to prove your skills in handicrafts and trading, at social occasion and finally in politics and in malicious intrigues.
The Guild 3 is a unique mixture of economic simulation, strategy game, historical life simulation and role playing game in real time 3D, with atmospheric voice recording and medieval soundtrack.
#Guild 3 #Funny #indie
"Give me your Horse!"
"Oh you happy little scamps from the Dover Guild, go on, take it. I will come buy it back this after noon"
"Excellent, same time tomorrow?"
Totally stealing
Malanok's comment from 10 hours ago
"Give me your Horse!"
"Oh you happy little scamps from the Dover Guild, go on, take it. I will come buy it back this after noon"
"Excellent, same time tomorrow?"
Totally stealing
Captain Max's comment from 10 hours ago
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Malanok's comment from 10 hours ago
"Give me your Horse!"
"Oh you happy little scamps from the Dover Guild, go on, take it. I will come buy it back this after noon"
"Excellent, same time tomorrow?"
Totally stealing
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Captain Max's comment from 10 hours ago
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Malanok's comment from 10 hours ago
"Give me your Horse!"
"Oh you happy little scamps from the Dover Guild, go on, take it. I will come buy it back this after noon"
"Excellent, same time tomorrow?"
Totally stealing
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Malanok's comment from 10 hours ago
"Give me your Horse!"
"Oh you happy little scamps from the Dover Guild, go on, take it. I will come buy it back this after noon"
"Excellent, same time tomorrow?"
Totally stealing
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"Give me your Horse!"
"Oh you happy little scamps from the Dover Guild, go on, take it. I will come buy it back this after noon"
"Excellent, same time tomorrow?"
21:22 Don't you hate it when people sneakily reach into your back pocket and pull out two fully grown cows? I hate that.
It is actually my biggest gripe in life.
Farmer gripes 😔
Straight from Terry Pratchett. Splendid!
In this episode, Spiff basicly pulls a Jonathan Wild several hundred years before Jonathan Wild. But unlike Jonathan Wild, he doesn't get exposed in the end, instead he just keeps getting more and more powerful.
I'm amazed you actually got this game to function.
I love that the stealing shit and then selling it back to the people is literally something that was actually done in london's history.
Ben Dover is such a great name... I spit my tea with laughter 😂
*We can raise our child to be perfect and efficient* ~Spiff 2020
2:57 Le Spiff explains why he created Ben Dover, le few moments later at 3:16 Ben Dover does exactly what Spiff explained that he'll be doing to others. Oh the irony 😆
Spiff if you reply to this i will literally drink Yorkshire Tea
@@thespiffingbrit Done
In honor of that, I'll find where I can order some Yorkshire Tea. Not sure where to find it in Germany.
@@Frenchfraeis Amazon for example
Where would you find this tea in astraili
Andreas Wildmann sometimes REWE has it, too
Imagine this game is set in more distant future, where not only you need to bribe the royal court, kill your rival etc. You need to convince the whole House of Commons and Lord to make you able to pickpocket everyone.
Wait, that is called taxes and Cromwell did kill a King because of tax feud
has anyone else just realised that those watermarks aren't from the common stock images.. but spiff co?
A shame you didn't name his kid Han Dover, sure they'll make an incredible couple!
0:30 It makes perfect sense. That's legit what guilds where - if you weren't a member you were fucked.
Oh no someone stole my coffee! It is a good thing that coffee was a decoy for Ben Dover to steal, as to keep safe my... Where has my tea gone?!!
That is historically accurate, even today.
Jonathan Wylde would’ve loved this game!
Should have just named him Simon James Honey.
"Give me your Horse!"
"Oh you happy little scamps from the Dover Guild, go on, take it. I will come buy it back this after noon"
"Excellent, same time tomorrow?"
Guild 3?,if crime is legalised,it's Guilt 3.
Whoever developed The Guild 3 is as much of a psychopath as Spif
"Everyone gets a turn at trying to murder the king"
Spiff being very democratic
Is your icon from lego rock raiders?
Ceasar's death in a nutshell.
699 👍
@@R3GARnator I wheezed too hard my chest hurts
But this is how the assassination pretty much went.
Spoken like an American
A shame you didn't name his kid Han Dover, sure they'll make an incredible couple!
A missed opportunity, to be sure.
honestly legit cause for reuploading the video
OMG so true! A missed opportunity
Ben Dover
Han Dover
Sen Dover
@@heathjake25 -We need to kill the king. Who will do the deed?
-Sen Dover Han Dover & Ben Dover! They are professionals...
When he finally legalized pick pocketing i was hoping that the townspeople would start robbing his thieves lmao
Ayyyyyy 69th like!
75th now.
341st
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"Bon Dover has reached the ripe age of 15!"
Bon: (Has a whole, full mountain man beard.)
Ben Dover*
@@thegrammarcrusader4085 Bon Dover is the 15yo child he is referring to =P
@@Joffie69 ah.
The Grammar Crusader didn’t Ben Dover start the game at 16 or 18?
They grew up quick back then.
Robbing the sovereign's horse and selling it back to him before his feet have even touched the ground is surely a sign of success for the Dover dynasty.
Nothing short of ransomware, of the 1500's. Too bad the US just elevated ransomware to be acts of terrorism. My how the world changes before our very eyes, so magical
This is just an incredibly aggressive Lost-And-Found service with a partnership with a juggling school
This is just an incredibly aggressive Lost-And-Found service with a partnership with a juggling school
Shhh, don’t give away the company secrets
"You can't go around arresting the Thieves Guild. I mean, we'd be at it all day!" - Terry Pratchett
Lol
Ah, yes
Anyone else heard that on civ 6.
@@williambarraclough8712 oh so that's where i heard it from i was trying to remember where i heard that before, thanks!
-- Sean Bean -- Michael Scott
Sherlock Holmes: "Men, for the reasons given, I know this man to be the murderer!"
Thug: "Murder is legal though."
Sherlock Holmes: "Understandable, have a great day."
Your know my ancestor
It would seem that your very clever joke has fallen out of your pocket on to Twitter such a shame
Have a like in the form of a comment. I won't ruin it.
776th thumb
So you've chose Brazilian politics simulator with a London coat of paint, eh?
Rio is the ancient Brythonic word for "doing you without lube"
Spiff goes to Brazil... forcibly
America 2016-2020
We like to complain about politics but we also never want to do anything about it. Not that we know what to do either.
more like argentina simulator
“Never done an honest day’s work in your life for all that coin you’re carrying, eh lad?”
- -Brynjolf- Ben Dover
Hey just because I did the smithing loop doesnt mean it isnt honest
It ain't work, but honest much.
My wealth is none of your buisiness.
@adriano barbosa Oh, but that's where you're wrong, lad. Wealth is my business. Maybe you'd like a taste?
“Never done an honest day’s work in your life for all that coin you’re carrying, eh lad?”
- Brynjolf Ben Dover
It's Ben's Five Finger Discount Warehouse: prices so low you'll think it's a steal!
"we stole his horse, WHILE he was riding on it..." lol
Sound like some donkeyhote shit
Unless i misheard him, I could have sworn he managed to pickpocket "2 head of cattle" from the king as well. Who walks the street with 2 cows in their pockets? It makes RPG inventories sound feasible by comparison.
"Why make when you can instead take?" We need a full list of the laws of Spiff.
Just get a blank sheet of loose-leaf and you’ll have it
-Ferengi Rules of Acquisition-
Spiff's Rules of Colonization
Well that's just how socialism, or communism work. Take from the makers
Grand idea.
@EmperorJuliusCaesar How so Emotional Emperor? 😉
"Who knew all it would take is legalising pickpocketing?" Havelock Vetinari of course.
I always wished he got his own series, but I guess he's better with some mystery.
I just wanna point out that this game was left in absolute shambles by the first dev team who weren't up to the task, THQ Nordic then handed it off to a really experienced dev group, Purple Lamp Studios, and they've been making impressive strides in fixing it. Full props to both THQ Nordic for not just cutting their losses and Purple Lamp for making the game better and better. Not fully there yet perhaps, but well on it's way.
I think we should highlight the gaming industry when it does good things so we encourage the right kind of behavior.
CDPR need to learn from this company
Royal town crier: "pickpocketing is now legal!"
Peasants: "The bloody hell?!"
The idea is that it is not so much legal as "City guard will not bother with such a small event anymore. We're paying them to protect peasants or council?"
TheArklyte If they won’t bother, it’s legal
@@DeathnoteBB basically yes.
DeathnoteBB no
@@dragoxk4542 irl, yes. Sadly:(
Damn, The Sovereign was an absolute boss. He was trucking assassins left and right and he wasn’t even mad about it!
'what a nice thing from the Dover fam to send so many sparring partners. Really friends for life!'
"They call him, Dover Kin"
Bruh
*Greybeards choir plays*
FUS RO DAH!
HE HA HO
HO HO HA
*Humming skyrim music*
This guy's gone from dancing in the street to stealing everyone's stuff to legally stealing everyone's stuff to making all his enemies mysteriously disappear and becoming the king
Truly the rags to riches tale of our time
Didn't you pay attention? His enemies didn't mysteriously disappear,
they were legally assassinated in public :D
He started dancing in the streets and now he's paying others to dance in the streets. How beautiful.
Honestly, that sounds like a novel worth reading 🤔
Clinton Simulator
imagine someone hiding in a house then you just buy the house to kill them.
Welcome to the real-life applications of imminent domain.
Sounds like any landlord on a day ending in y.
Can't commit Castle Doctrine if you're not in your castle now, cant we?
The part you've left out is that "someone" happens to be the LITERAL FUCKING KING, who is engaged in a running battle in the streets with an army of murderers.
But everyone's kinda just cool with it because the murderers help them find their "lost" property and also play little ditties on the street corner sometimes.
Right when he said that ben would steal the air from my lungs i choked on water...
Spiff this isn’t an exploit you’ve just become Jonathan Wilde
Glad I'm not the only who noticed this
Perfect historical reenactment. Bravo!
Legit
They have since removed so many exploits- the smuggler's hideout got the storefront removed- also the other cheese where you replaced all your craftsmen with your kids is gone too.
Rip :(
That sucks considering they're taking away the realistic atmosphere to some extent.
“Mixed” on Steam is less an indication of how good a game is and more a description of how the game is coded.
@NotGonnaTell MyName a procedural context squashed into an object orientated design.....
Guilds II is better tbh
@@RahulReddy-eq5zy It had more time in the oven and benefited from expansions. Not sure your comment is as poignant a statement as you think it to be.
@@RahulReddy-eq5zy Yeah, i too love the fact my game randomly goes into german too
@@TytanTrollMiniatures *Tries not to make a joke about ww2*
“Our level 5 thieves now have +10 charisma” literally every D&D rogue ever.
Our level 3 Warrior now has 50 in pickpocket, sneaking, and lockpicking and he only has 4 in One-handed and -100 in heavy armor
Ben Dover when someone drops the soap, " I'll be taking that."
THANKS FOR GETTING THE STAFF OF MAGNUS FOR ME HO HO HO
HE NEVER LEARRRRNS
Spiff: What if we legalized crime?
Graystillplays: *laughs in Florida*
I still remember how Gray play: by banging with everyone
I see you am man of culture as well. Spiff is the younger less crazy gray
Yep I mean spiff doesn’t even add 0’s
Ah, a man of culture I see
Don’t forget how Gray played Saelig, burning the houses to make the land available and be able to literally kill the competition that was hiding inside
Are you sure this is a video game? It looks suspiciously like Detroit.
“Never done an honest day’s work in your life for all that coin you’re carrying, eh lad?”
- Ben Dover
What do you expect from someone who came from dover itself
Hey Spiff, The Guild 3 has some upgrades but you can still kill every other dynasty on hardest difficulty level from the start, so... perfectly balanced I guess :)
Might be a good content ;)
"Actually trying to help society is the worst way to play any game." - this is also the basics of British Empire foreign policy.
considering the other colonial empires, England did actually did influence possitive change in their regions even if they were overwhelming douchebags.
Like, Belgium did nothing good at all for The Congo while France's empire that wasnt stolen by england is all a heap of shit
@Marcus O'Shea I mean to be fair, they used the opium trade as a way to get silver back that they had lost from importing so much tea from China. It left their pockets almost empty. It made sense to them, the morals of the situation didn’t matter their coffers is what mattered.
@@SteveSmith-ty8ko Tfw your country spend so much on tea that 10% of your tax is just for tea
@@F14thunderhawk and also of the five largest economies of colonies turned countries, four of them are british.
Amen
Legalize pickpocketing? Someone read Terry Pratchett!
@NotGonnaTell MyName The MUD I posted above even has the thieves guild in Ankh-Morpork, and yes, stealing has been legalized heh.
To be fair, isn't it a common tactic for one person to entertain while another rob the currently distracted people blind?
I’m absolutely convinced that Spiff is one of the people in his own stock photos.
Well actually, to be fair, Feudalism was kinda like mega corp dynasties controlling everything.
Fun fact about thieves guilds during the medieval ages: They quite literally did this. Well, they'd steal, than return the item... for a price.
Quite different to most guilds who were basically unions.
I mean hell modern thieves also do this. Most commonly scammers who infect your computer (or pretend to) and then make you pay them hundreds to “fix” or unlock it
"Thief taker general"
@@asher879
Ayyy
@@coleandhisvideos
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@@DeathnoteBB Computers-shmoputers…
They have been doing it with all kinds of physical goods forever and never going to stop.
Whenever something was stolen from you: just pay a visit to your local pawn shops
Those mainly exist simply as proxy storefronts for the thieving collective.
How did the genius mind of Spiff not figure out he could name a child Han Dover.
*from another room through a wall* FUCK! HE DOESN'T MISS!
Sigma grindset:
Bribe the king of your own country with 5000 pounds then legally pickpocket 2 heads of cattle from him
This game is soo funny
Technically thats not bribing xD thats selling 2 cattle for 5 grand.
how to get your game in a Spiffing Brit video
step 1: make a game
step 2: skip the bug fixes
step 3: publish to steam
step 4: wait for the bad reviews
step 5: profit
"[I]t means we don't have any of those negative repercussions of having our employees caught for doing illegal acts, because they're no longer our employees."
You've done it. You've broken late stage capitalism down to its bare essentials.
His Asian counterpart, Han-me Mani, on the other hand is practically swimming in gold coins.
what a perfect name
@@MonstertruckBadass should have gone with Han-me Coin, to be honest...
@@zacksilverstone7642 no, it perfect the way you originally named it.
Anyone else get some Julius Caesar vibes when he had to summon half the town to stab the king? haha
Still waiting on spiff to play stock market simulator. While I take notes
there was a bug in the marketwatch stock game a few weeks back where if you bought tesla stock right before it split it was worth about 10x as much when the transaction went through, so if you happened to notice it, you could have sold it before the game "fixed" the bug, possibly. I didn't have any tesla stock and i didn't tell the other players in my game that i noticed the bug, because i want to win.
**gets pickpocketed by the Dover dynasty**
Me: Thank you sir, ye be a saint among sinners!! Praise be!
Praise be indeed
"Why make when you can take!"
Me: Colonialism
Spiff: Thieves guild
... huh?
Both are nice
Me: Capitalism
I am not sure what making would entail as an alternative to colonialism 🤔
Hey colonialism was a necessary evil.
Chase Smith no it was great
Spiff: "Why make, when you can take?"
Me: *looks towards kindergarten* hmm...interesting....
*FBI OPEN UP!!!*
OK........
I'll bring the chloroform
34:07
Almost like Caesar's assassination. "Et tu, Dover?" - is the only part that's missing.
Well, you know what they say: 23rd time's the charm
"Making gold dancing in the street"
Makes me think of "dancing for gp" in runescape 😁
Welp, that was a missed chance to call someone Han Dover.
That feeling when you realise you no longer own anything, and are just enjoying it for the moment.
It's just like today!
"You will own nothing and you will be happy."
I'm surprised Spiff didn't name his thieves guild "Dosney"
(Definitely not stolen)
definitely not stolen, not entirely yours inc
@@psinjo I stole EVERY comment there was at the time
I find it strange how the final upgrade to the Thieves Guild is called Synagogue. Very brave decision by the developers
based*
though it does make sense a big building is more noticable so calling the thief headquarters a "temple" to hide what it really is makes sense though in real life many thieves guilds tended to have bars or other such establishments as there "facades" hiding the the actual guild meeting place the mafia would use the same tactics with speakeasies during the prohibition days later on.
@@housewilma4904 specific variety of temple mentioned though hm?
@@CreatorOfDecisions *publicly subscribed to Jacob Geller
"It's upsetting to have your things taken from you." Said the Englishman...HMMMMMMMM
The guild serie in a nutshell: It's such a cool concept, to bad nothing ever work.
hold your horses there buddy they had a browser game wich was amazing Guild 1400 sadly it got taken down T.T
@@jhonnylee6685 I didn't even heard about that one, sad.
@@legueu I played it for bit. It was time-gated hell.
@@iglidor At least the time gate worked!
Guild 2 was great, ur crazy
I enjoy making a cup of tea right at the moment when you tell us to have a nice cup of tea 👌😩 "it just works"
As one of the lucky first 6000 Majestic Little Sausages to receive Ben Dover's kind offer I'm celebrating with a lovely cup of stolen Yorkshire Gold Tea, Mmmmm Spiffing!
TheGschultz STONKS
Robbing the sovereign's horse and selling it back to him before his feet have even touched the ground is surely a sign of success for the Dover dynasty.
Ah yes, Ben Dover, the kahoot classic lmao
That king is badass. He fights a cabal of thieves hand to hand and kicks the shit out of them only to be ganked and go out Julius Caesar style. Legend!
“Never done an honest day’s work in your life for all that coin you’re carrying, eh lad?”
- Brynjolf Ben Dover
I love how Spiff basically became Jason Todd (the second robin) when he came back to life and basically started to control crime, only allowing the kind that dont physically hurt anyone, only killing when its needed
now this, this is how a real economy is built.
The Rogue class was stupidly broken in The Guilds 2 also. I remember how I was struggleing to even make a small profit in many multiplayer games with my friends. While one of my other friends was already on tier 3 or 4 buildings as a Rogue. Then I tried playing Rogue in singleplayer and the income you can get is insane, it is like playing a totally different game than the other classes.
When you're the sovereign, legal pickpocketing is called "taxation," I believe.
Comment for sale, as I came by it in the proper means.
God save the Spiffing Brit for not uploading endless Among Us videos.
Wouldn’t’ve expected for him to anyway.
"Bribing people can be challenging, so we're going to do the next best thing and bribe the Catholic church."
Why is bribing a church easier than bribing a random person?
Joke about the Church being corrupt and greedy.
Because STONKS
Because giving money to church would in return be used for the good of lots of people, while giving to a single person would likely end up for the need of that one person.
@@afruitypunchy You must not know much about the middle ages...
@@hashbrowns26746 I do know history. I am asking you back though, are we still living in middle ages? If we wanna bring history compare, how about we talk about other religion as well like islamic conquest from 12th to 16th century in Indian subcontinent?
Or maybe we talk about the ideology group of people as a whole, like the invasion of Mongol to the whole world?
Vikings for their invasion to almost the entire Europe and Middle East?
Also if you think history of a culture should be a benchmark, so should all Germans be jailed because of Nazis? Or Chinese because of Tienman Square? Or British due to their Invasion? Or Japanese due to their war attrocities in world war 2? What is your race so I could search your race's criminal history so it could be used to deny your existence as well?
Normally people live for the future, but your argument to look up the past to deny their existence for the present is truly the mindset of a child.
Maybe instead of learning from internet and media, try to see what the church is all about. My local chuch open up free clinics, supporting education, visiting jails, and many more social activities. But usually these kindness do not get reported to the media, which is fine because the bible do teach us that act of kindness done in secret is its highest form.
You Oriental Express style murdered the king. This feat can only be thanks the amazing powers of Yorkshire Gold Tea.
Never would I ever guess that the most realistic politician simulator is called Guild 3. Amazing.
“Never done an honest day’s work in your life for all that coin you’re carrying, eh lad?”
- me
WOOO last time I was this early spiff was showing me a 1000 degree knife in skyrim
Note to self: create a Skyrim character named Ben Dover and conquer the Thieve's Guild and Dark Brotherhood. Also win the Civil War for the Imperials. Big question is: Vampire, or Dawnguard? Kinda leaning Vampire...
I'm surprised Spiff didn't name his thieves guild "Dosney"
Ah, the classic tale of Ben Dover, King of Thieves, and his loyal henchwoman, Ann the Butcher. Truly an inspiring tale
"Insults are now legal."
This comment section is now legal property of the Federal Republic of Germany
"Give me your Horse!"
"Oh you happy little scamps from the Dover Guild, go on, take it. I will come to buy it back this afternoon"
"Excellent, same time tomorrow?"
"The store experience is just so lovely I totally forget about how I'm buying stuff I owned a few minutes ago.
Me: If you legalize crime, and somebody commits a crime, is it still a crime?
Spiff: *sips tea with malicious intent*
When you slapped that king all I could think of was " E tu, Brute"