Breaking The Guild 3 By Legalising Crime - Guild 3 Is A Perfectly Balanced Game With No Exploits

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  • @malanok
    @malanok 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2368

    "Give me your Horse!"
    "Oh you happy little scamps from the Dover Guild, go on, take it. I will come buy it back this after noon"
    "Excellent, same time tomorrow?"

    • @Captain_Max
      @Captain_Max 4 ปีที่แล้ว +106

      Totally stealing
      Malanok's comment from 10 hours ago
      "Give me your Horse!"
      "Oh you happy little scamps from the Dover Guild, go on, take it. I will come buy it back this after noon"
      "Excellent, same time tomorrow?"

    • @planelordf22
      @planelordf22 4 ปีที่แล้ว +57

      Totally stealing
      Captain Max's comment from 10 hours ago
      Totally stealing
      Malanok's comment from 10 hours ago
      "Give me your Horse!"
      "Oh you happy little scamps from the Dover Guild, go on, take it. I will come buy it back this after noon"
      "Excellent, same time tomorrow?"

    • @safermonk
      @safermonk 4 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      Totally stealing
      Planelordf22 comment from 10 hours ago
      Totally stealing
      Captain Max's comment from 10 hours ago
      Totally stealing
      Malanok's comment from 10 hours ago
      "Give me your Horse!"
      "Oh you happy little scamps from the Dover Guild, go on, take it. I will come buy it back this after noon"
      "Excellent, same time tomorrow?"

    • @fs5866
      @fs5866 4 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      Totally stealing
      Safermonk comment from 1 hour ago
      Totally stealing
      Planelordf22 comment from 10 hours ago
      Totally stealing
      Captain Max's comment from 10 hours ago
      Totally stealing
      Malanok's comment from 10 hours ago
      "Give me your Horse!"
      "Oh you happy little scamps from the Dover Guild, go on, take it. I will come buy it back this after noon"
      "Excellent, same time tomorrow?"

    • @justinlaat6586
      @justinlaat6586 4 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      Totally stealing
      10th Divine comment from 5 minutes ago
      Totally stealing
      Safermonk comment from 1 hour ago
      Totally stealing
      Planelordf22 comment from 10 hours ago
      Totally stealing
      Captain Max's comment from 10 hours ago
      Totally stealing
      Malanok's comment from 10 hours ago
      "Give me your Horse!"
      "Oh you happy little scamps from the Dover Guild, go on, take it. I will come buy it back this after noon"
      "Excellent, same time tomorrow?"

  • @ponzu7482
    @ponzu7482 4 ปีที่แล้ว +492

    Robbing the sovereign's horse and selling it back to him before his feet have even touched the ground is surely a sign of success for the Dover dynasty.

    • @eschcal1619
      @eschcal1619 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Nothing short of ransomware, of the 1500's. Too bad the US just elevated ransomware to be acts of terrorism. My how the world changes before our very eyes, so magical

  • @loens19
    @loens19 4 ปีที่แล้ว +691

    “Never done an honest day’s work in your life for all that coin you’re carrying, eh lad?”
    - -Brynjolf- Ben Dover

    • @Santeneal
      @Santeneal 4 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      Hey just because I did the smithing loop doesnt mean it isnt honest

    • @schmidt8882
      @schmidt8882 4 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      It ain't work, but honest much.

    • @adrianobarbosa2196
      @adrianobarbosa2196 4 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      My wealth is none of your buisiness.

    • @joshchristian3685
      @joshchristian3685 4 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      @adriano barbosa Oh, but that's where you're wrong, lad. Wealth is my business. Maybe you'd like a taste?

    • @rhys.t0075
      @rhys.t0075 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      “Never done an honest day’s work in your life for all that coin you’re carrying, eh lad?”
      - Brynjolf Ben Dover

  • @aidenpons9584
    @aidenpons9584 4 ปีที่แล้ว +974

    "Everyone gets a turn at trying to murder the king"
    Spiff being very democratic

    • @flopus7
      @flopus7 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Is your icon from lego rock raiders?

    • @R3GARnator
      @R3GARnator 4 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      Ceasar's death in a nutshell.

    • @bensoncheung2801
      @bensoncheung2801 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      699 👍

    • @artsyhoodies
      @artsyhoodies 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@R3GARnator I wheezed too hard my chest hurts
      But this is how the assassination pretty much went.

    • @zeroswat1762
      @zeroswat1762 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Spoken like an American

  • @arthurreede4478
    @arthurreede4478 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2742

    A shame you didn't name his kid Han Dover, sure they'll make an incredible couple!

    • @fuzzydunlop7928
      @fuzzydunlop7928 4 ปีที่แล้ว +127

      A missed opportunity, to be sure.

    • @DantHimself
      @DantHimself 4 ปีที่แล้ว +155

      honestly legit cause for reuploading the video

    • @DobroSC2
      @DobroSC2 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      OMG so true! A missed opportunity

    • @heathjake25
      @heathjake25 4 ปีที่แล้ว +134

      Ben Dover
      Han Dover
      Sen Dover

    • @killereye
      @killereye 4 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      @@heathjake25 -We need to kill the king. Who will do the deed?
      -Sen Dover Han Dover & Ben Dover! They are professionals...

  • @lilpenpusher
    @lilpenpusher 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1344

    "You can't go around arresting the Thieves Guild. I mean, we'd be at it all day!" - Terry Pratchett

    • @oldgreggsmadmemes4431
      @oldgreggsmadmemes4431 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Lol

    • @ericpraline
      @ericpraline 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Ah, yes

    • @williambarraclough8712
      @williambarraclough8712 3 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      Anyone else heard that on civ 6.

    • @Mando342
      @Mando342 3 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      @@williambarraclough8712 oh so that's where i heard it from i was trying to remember where i heard that before, thanks!

    • @childofnewlight
      @childofnewlight 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      -- Sean Bean -- Michael Scott

  • @Snickersnek
    @Snickersnek 4 ปีที่แล้ว +562

    This is just an incredibly aggressive Lost-And-Found service with a partnership with a juggling school

    • @michaelsander2878
      @michaelsander2878 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      This is just an incredibly aggressive Lost-And-Found service with a partnership with a juggling school

    • @thebrokenhandle7691
      @thebrokenhandle7691 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Shhh, don’t give away the company secrets

  • @sp00kyd4ddy6
    @sp00kyd4ddy6 2 ปีที่แล้ว +576

    When he finally legalized pick pocketing i was hoping that the townspeople would start robbing his thieves lmao

  • @bubbasbigblast8563
    @bubbasbigblast8563 4 ปีที่แล้ว +813

    Sherlock Holmes: "Men, for the reasons given, I know this man to be the murderer!"
    Thug: "Murder is legal though."
    Sherlock Holmes: "Understandable, have a great day."

    • @beveragebrit
      @beveragebrit 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Your know my ancestor

    • @Cliffdog01
      @Cliffdog01 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      It would seem that your very clever joke has fallen out of your pocket on to Twitter such a shame

    • @h0ly208
      @h0ly208 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Have a like in the form of a comment. I won't ruin it.

    • @bensoncheung2801
      @bensoncheung2801 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      776th thumb

  • @oantimido
    @oantimido 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1679

    So you've chose Brazilian politics simulator with a London coat of paint, eh?

    • @DCdabest
      @DCdabest 4 ปีที่แล้ว +67

      Rio is the ancient Brythonic word for "doing you without lube"

    • @flopus7
      @flopus7 4 ปีที่แล้ว +52

      Spiff goes to Brazil... forcibly

    • @FelisImpurrator
      @FelisImpurrator 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      America 2016-2020

    • @rumplstiltztinkerstein
      @rumplstiltztinkerstein 4 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      We like to complain about politics but we also never want to do anything about it. Not that we know what to do either.

    • @JohnSalchichon2
      @JohnSalchichon2 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      more like argentina simulator

  • @Dradeeus
    @Dradeeus 4 ปีที่แล้ว +643

    "Bon Dover has reached the ripe age of 15!"
    Bon: (Has a whole, full mountain man beard.)

    • @thegrammarcrusader4085
      @thegrammarcrusader4085 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Ben Dover*

    • @Joffie69
      @Joffie69 4 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      @@thegrammarcrusader4085 Bon Dover is the 15yo child he is referring to =P

    • @thegrammarcrusader4085
      @thegrammarcrusader4085 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@Joffie69 ah.

    • @thaias9654
      @thaias9654 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      The Grammar Crusader didn’t Ben Dover start the game at 16 or 18?

    • @IcepersonYT
      @IcepersonYT 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      They grew up quick back then.

  • @trevorsmith470
    @trevorsmith470 4 ปีที่แล้ว +184

    21:22 Don't you hate it when people sneakily reach into your back pocket and pull out two fully grown cows? I hate that.

    • @alexreilly6121
      @alexreilly6121 2 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      It is actually my biggest gripe in life.

    • @overmind009
      @overmind009 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Farmer gripes 😔

  • @CyarSkirata
    @CyarSkirata 4 ปีที่แล้ว +492

    "Why make when you can instead take?" We need a full list of the laws of Spiff.

    • @rtdip2833
      @rtdip2833 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Just get a blank sheet of loose-leaf and you’ll have it

    • @durandol
      @durandol 4 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      -Ferengi Rules of Acquisition-
      Spiff's Rules of Colonization

    • @howrylo
      @howrylo 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Well that's just how socialism, or communism work. Take from the makers

    • @soldatdaniels8738
      @soldatdaniels8738 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Grand idea.

    • @howrylo
      @howrylo 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @EmperorJuliusCaesar How so Emotional Emperor? 😉

  • @gildedbear5355
    @gildedbear5355 4 ปีที่แล้ว +207

    It's Ben's Five Finger Discount Warehouse: prices so low you'll think it's a steal!

  • @NathanCassidy721
    @NathanCassidy721 4 ปีที่แล้ว +302

    “Mixed” on Steam is less an indication of how good a game is and more a description of how the game is coded.

    • @mh1593
      @mh1593 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      @NotGonnaTell MyName a procedural context squashed into an object orientated design.....

    • @RahulReddy-eq5zy
      @RahulReddy-eq5zy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Guilds II is better tbh

    • @fuzzydunlop7928
      @fuzzydunlop7928 4 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      @@RahulReddy-eq5zy It had more time in the oven and benefited from expansions. Not sure your comment is as poignant a statement as you think it to be.

    • @TytanTrollMiniatures
      @TytanTrollMiniatures 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@RahulReddy-eq5zy Yeah, i too love the fact my game randomly goes into german too

    • @pinguin472
      @pinguin472 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@TytanTrollMiniatures *Tries not to make a joke about ww2*

  • @abrr2000
    @abrr2000 4 ปีที่แล้ว +159

    "we stole his horse, WHILE he was riding on it..." lol

    • @dean_l33
      @dean_l33 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Sound like some donkeyhote shit

    • @pryingeyes1551
      @pryingeyes1551 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Unless i misheard him, I could have sworn he managed to pickpocket "2 head of cattle" from the king as well. Who walks the street with 2 cows in their pockets? It makes RPG inventories sound feasible by comparison.

  • @elirantuil5003
    @elirantuil5003 4 ปีที่แล้ว +279

    "They call him, Dover Kin"

    • @RewmanSlayz
      @RewmanSlayz 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Bruh

    • @pianohelper8873
      @pianohelper8873 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      *Greybeards choir plays*

    • @hypermaeonyx4969
      @hypermaeonyx4969 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      FUS RO DAH!
      HE HA HO
      HO HO HA
      *Humming skyrim music*

  • @hesterclapp9717
    @hesterclapp9717 3 ปีที่แล้ว +408

    This guy's gone from dancing in the street to stealing everyone's stuff to legally stealing everyone's stuff to making all his enemies mysteriously disappear and becoming the king

    • @drewsmotherinlaw7365
      @drewsmotherinlaw7365 2 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Truly the rags to riches tale of our time

    • @Alblaka
      @Alblaka 2 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      Didn't you pay attention? His enemies didn't mysteriously disappear,
      they were legally assassinated in public :D

    • @zanyraccoon6361
      @zanyraccoon6361 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      He started dancing in the streets and now he's paying others to dance in the streets. How beautiful.

    • @QuillASMR
      @QuillASMR 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Honestly, that sounds like a novel worth reading 🤔

    • @timetrnr7380
      @timetrnr7380 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Clinton Simulator

  • @linkeffect82
    @linkeffect82 4 ปีที่แล้ว +479

    Royal town crier: "pickpocketing is now legal!"
    Peasants: "The bloody hell?!"

    • @TheArklyte
      @TheArklyte 4 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      The idea is that it is not so much legal as "City guard will not bother with such a small event anymore. We're paying them to protect peasants or council?"

    • @DeathnoteBB
      @DeathnoteBB 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      TheArklyte If they won’t bother, it’s legal

    • @TheArklyte
      @TheArklyte 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@DeathnoteBB basically yes.

    • @dragoxk4542
      @dragoxk4542 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      DeathnoteBB no

    • @TheArklyte
      @TheArklyte 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@dragoxk4542 irl, yes. Sadly:(

  • @CorwinAlexander
    @CorwinAlexander 4 ปีที่แล้ว +84

    "Who knew all it would take is legalising pickpocketing?" Havelock Vetinari of course.

    • @weavariothebookbeast3652
      @weavariothebookbeast3652 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I always wished he got his own series, but I guess he's better with some mystery.

  • @genfox1g913
    @genfox1g913 4 ปีที่แล้ว +125

    imagine someone hiding in a house then you just buy the house to kill them.

    • @nottelling6598
      @nottelling6598 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Welcome to the real-life applications of imminent domain.

    • @DavidSchmitt
      @DavidSchmitt 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Sounds like any landlord on a day ending in y.

    • @inciacci549
      @inciacci549 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Can't commit Castle Doctrine if you're not in your castle now, cant we?

    • @POTUSJimmyCarter
      @POTUSJimmyCarter ปีที่แล้ว +2

      The part you've left out is that "someone" happens to be the LITERAL FUCKING KING, who is engaged in a running battle in the streets with an army of murderers.
      But everyone's kinda just cool with it because the murderers help them find their "lost" property and also play little ditties on the street corner sometimes.

  • @MCshadr217
    @MCshadr217 3 ปีที่แล้ว +360

    Fun fact about thieves guilds during the medieval ages: They quite literally did this. Well, they'd steal, than return the item... for a price.
    Quite different to most guilds who were basically unions.

    • @DeathnoteBB
      @DeathnoteBB 2 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      I mean hell modern thieves also do this. Most commonly scammers who infect your computer (or pretend to) and then make you pay them hundreds to “fix” or unlock it

    • @asher879
      @asher879 2 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      "Thief taker general"

    • @coleandhisvideos
      @coleandhisvideos 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@asher879
      Ayyy

    • @asher879
      @asher879 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@coleandhisvideos
      ?

    • @MuradBeybalaev
      @MuradBeybalaev 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@DeathnoteBB Computers-shmoputers…
      They have been doing it with all kinds of physical goods forever and never going to stop.
      Whenever something was stolen from you: just pay a visit to your local pawn shops
      Those mainly exist simply as proxy storefronts for the thieving collective.

  • @thatonekid640
    @thatonekid640 4 ปีที่แล้ว +148

    Spiff this isn’t an exploit you’ve just become Jonathan Wilde

    • @chooseyouhandle
      @chooseyouhandle 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Glad I'm not the only who noticed this

    • @squeakyboy87
      @squeakyboy87 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Perfect historical reenactment. Bravo!

    • @skullsquad900
      @skullsquad900 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Legit

  • @SilverionX
    @SilverionX 4 ปีที่แล้ว +38

    I just wanna point out that this game was left in absolute shambles by the first dev team who weren't up to the task, THQ Nordic then handed it off to a really experienced dev group, Purple Lamp Studios, and they've been making impressive strides in fixing it. Full props to both THQ Nordic for not just cutting their losses and Purple Lamp for making the game better and better. Not fully there yet perhaps, but well on it's way.
    I think we should highlight the gaming industry when it does good things so we encourage the right kind of behavior.

  • @YouKnowIhadToDoItToEm
    @YouKnowIhadToDoItToEm 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    I’m absolutely convinced that Spiff is one of the people in his own stock photos.

  • @BearusAurelius
    @BearusAurelius 3 ปีที่แล้ว +35

    Damn, The Sovereign was an absolute boss. He was trucking assassins left and right and he wasn’t even mad about it!

    • @johart309
      @johart309 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      'what a nice thing from the Dover fam to send so many sparring partners. Really friends for life!'

  • @chadwickedralin40
    @chadwickedralin40 4 ปีที่แล้ว +119

    “Our level 5 thieves now have +10 charisma” literally every D&D rogue ever.

    • @hypermaeonyx4969
      @hypermaeonyx4969 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Our level 3 Warrior now has 50 in pickpocket, sneaking, and lockpicking and he only has 4 in One-handed and -100 in heavy armor

  • @MbryanGames
    @MbryanGames 3 ปีที่แล้ว +76

    They have since removed so many exploits- the smuggler's hideout got the storefront removed- also the other cheese where you replaced all your craftsmen with your kids is gone too.

    • @DeathnoteBB
      @DeathnoteBB 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Rip :(

    • @tractorjunkco9431
      @tractorjunkco9431 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      That sucks considering they're taking away the realistic atmosphere to some extent.

  • @MithicalBeats
    @MithicalBeats ปีที่แล้ว +40

    Right when he said that ben would steal the air from my lungs i choked on water...

  • @osart168
    @osart168 3 ปีที่แล้ว +65

    Hey Spiff, The Guild 3 has some upgrades but you can still kill every other dynasty on hardest difficulty level from the start, so... perfectly balanced I guess :)
    Might be a good content ;)

  • @thisbeusername2555
    @thisbeusername2555 2 ปีที่แล้ว +61

    How did the genius mind of Spiff not figure out he could name a child Han Dover.

    • @sirstash
      @sirstash ปีที่แล้ว +3

      *from another room through a wall* FUCK! HE DOESN'T MISS!

  • @dmitriy9985
    @dmitriy9985 4 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    34:07
    Almost like Caesar's assassination. "Et tu, Dover?" - is the only part that's missing.

    • @unworthyBeatrix
      @unworthyBeatrix 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Well, you know what they say: 23rd time's the charm

  • @archrp7868
    @archrp7868 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    I love how Spiff basically became Jason Todd (the second robin) when he came back to life and basically started to control crime, only allowing the kind that dont physically hurt anyone, only killing when its needed

  • @timmywuwon2879
    @timmywuwon2879 4 ปีที่แล้ว +124

    Ben Dover when someone drops the soap, " I'll be taking that."

  • @Perzyn
    @Perzyn 4 ปีที่แล้ว +199

    "Actually trying to help society is the worst way to play any game." - this is also the basics of British Empire foreign policy.

    • @F14thunderhawk
      @F14thunderhawk 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      considering the other colonial empires, England did actually did influence possitive change in their regions even if they were overwhelming douchebags.
      Like, Belgium did nothing good at all for The Congo while France's empire that wasnt stolen by england is all a heap of shit

    • @SteveSmith-ty8ko
      @SteveSmith-ty8ko 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @Marcus O'Shea I mean to be fair, they used the opium trade as a way to get silver back that they had lost from importing so much tea from China. It left their pockets almost empty. It made sense to them, the morals of the situation didn’t matter their coffers is what mattered.

    • @givemeyoureggs456
      @givemeyoureggs456 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@SteveSmith-ty8ko Tfw your country spend so much on tea that 10% of your tax is just for tea

    • @kristijanmadhukar516
      @kristijanmadhukar516 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@F14thunderhawk and also of the five largest economies of colonies turned countries, four of them are british.

    • @shocktnc
      @shocktnc 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Amen

  • @prestonjones1653
    @prestonjones1653 4 ปีที่แล้ว +197

    Spiff: What if we legalized crime?
    Graystillplays: *laughs in Florida*

    • @chongjunxiang3002
      @chongjunxiang3002 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      I still remember how Gray play: by banging with everyone

    • @darkdefender9919
      @darkdefender9919 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I see you am man of culture as well. Spiff is the younger less crazy gray

    • @jimskywaker4345
      @jimskywaker4345 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Yep I mean spiff doesn’t even add 0’s

    • @RewmanSlayz
      @RewmanSlayz 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Ah, a man of culture I see

    • @mel0dicHarp
      @mel0dicHarp 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Don’t forget how Gray played Saelig, burning the houses to make the land available and be able to literally kill the competition that was hiding inside

  • @deviles
    @deviles 4 ปีที่แล้ว +50

    Legalize pickpocketing? Someone read Terry Pratchett!

    • @Bancheis
      @Bancheis 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @NotGonnaTell MyName The MUD I posted above even has the thieves guild in Ankh-Morpork, and yes, stealing has been legalized heh.

  • @Athalfuns
    @Athalfuns 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Never would I ever guess that the most realistic politician simulator is called Guild 3. Amazing.

  • @haaly7245
    @haaly7245 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    Welp, that was a missed chance to call someone Han Dover.

  • @victordavila9812
    @victordavila9812 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    This is now my headcanon of how every fantasy thieves guilds came to be

  • @peasant_purple
    @peasant_purple 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    You Oriental Express style murdered the king. This feat can only be thanks the amazing powers of Yorkshire Gold Tea.

  • @kkh42792
    @kkh42792 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Thank you so much for uploading this. This game has so much potential and I think if a bunch of your viewers start playing this it will get some more love.

  • @Ricky-pr5wz
    @Ricky-pr5wz 3 ปีที่แล้ว +49

    Sigma grindset:
    Bribe the king of your own country with 5000 pounds then legally pickpocket 2 heads of cattle from him

    • @addenanda
      @addenanda 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      This game is soo funny

    • @addenanda
      @addenanda 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Technically thats not bribing xD thats selling 2 cattle for 5 grand.

  • @sinteleon
    @sinteleon ปีที่แล้ว +27

    To be fair, isn't it a common tactic for one person to entertain while another rob the currently distracted people blind?

  • @CitedP
    @CitedP 4 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    now this, this is how a real economy is built.

  • @D64nz
    @D64nz 2 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    That feeling when you realise you no longer own anything, and are just enjoying it for the moment.

    • @scarymonsters524
      @scarymonsters524 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      It's just like today!
      "You will own nothing and you will be happy."

  • @gobbotits1686
    @gobbotits1686 2 ปีที่แล้ว +176

    I find it strange how the final upgrade to the Thieves Guild is called Synagogue. Very brave decision by the developers

    • @CreatorOfDecisions
      @CreatorOfDecisions 2 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      based*

    • @housewilma4904
      @housewilma4904 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      though it does make sense a big building is more noticable so calling the thief headquarters a "temple" to hide what it really is makes sense though in real life many thieves guilds tended to have bars or other such establishments as there "facades" hiding the the actual guild meeting place the mafia would use the same tactics with speakeasies during the prohibition days later on.

    • @dinnerpartyempire
      @dinnerpartyempire ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@housewilma4904 specific variety of temple mentioned though hm?

    • @iplayeddishonored2475
      @iplayeddishonored2475 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@CreatorOfDecisions *publicly subscribed to Jacob Geller

  • @karimeid7975
    @karimeid7975 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    He needs to start a podcast series were he talks about anything and i can just listen to his soothing voice while drinking tea

  • @littleh4xx0r
    @littleh4xx0r 3 ปีที่แล้ว +31

    Well actually, to be fair, Feudalism was kinda like mega corp dynasties controlling everything.

  • @legueu
    @legueu 4 ปีที่แล้ว +60

    The guild serie in a nutshell: It's such a cool concept, to bad nothing ever work.

    • @jhonnylee6685
      @jhonnylee6685 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      hold your horses there buddy they had a browser game wich was amazing Guild 1400 sadly it got taken down T.T

    • @legueu
      @legueu 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@jhonnylee6685 I didn't even heard about that one, sad.

    • @iglidor
      @iglidor 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@legueu I played it for bit. It was time-gated hell.

    • @legueu
      @legueu 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@iglidor At least the time gate worked!

    • @poisonousmushrooms
      @poisonousmushrooms 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Guild 2 was great, ur crazy

  • @mrziiz6893
    @mrziiz6893 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Ah, the classic tale of Ben Dover, King of Thieves, and his loyal henchwoman, Ann the Butcher. Truly an inspiring tale

  • @magicboxhead9448
    @magicboxhead9448 4 ปีที่แล้ว +73

    Are you sure this is a video game? It looks suspiciously like Detroit.

  • @wut0.o
    @wut0.o 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    I enjoy making a cup of tea right at the moment when you tell us to have a nice cup of tea 👌😩 "it just works"

  • @Sean-rc1hy
    @Sean-rc1hy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    When you slapped that king all I could think of was " E tu, Brute"

  • @williambrown8902
    @williambrown8902 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    That king is badass. He fights a cabal of thieves hand to hand and kicks the shit out of them only to be ganked and go out Julius Caesar style. Legend!

  • @zacksilverstone7642
    @zacksilverstone7642 4 ปีที่แล้ว +71

    His Asian counterpart, Han-me Mani, on the other hand is practically swimming in gold coins.

    • @MonstertruckBadass
      @MonstertruckBadass 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      what a perfect name

    • @zacksilverstone7642
      @zacksilverstone7642 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@MonstertruckBadass should have gone with Han-me Coin, to be honest...

    • @ahmadkamil3713
      @ahmadkamil3713 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@zacksilverstone7642 no, it perfect the way you originally named it.

  • @Imkaje
    @Imkaje 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    Anyone else get some Julius Caesar vibes when he had to summon half the town to stab the king? haha

  • @Designer-Speech7143
    @Designer-Speech7143 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    It's actually really historical Jonathan Wild experience! Impressive!

  • @Barl3000
    @Barl3000 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    The Rogue class was stupidly broken in The Guilds 2 also. I remember how I was struggleing to even make a small profit in many multiplayer games with my friends. While one of my other friends was already on tier 3 or 4 buildings as a Rogue. Then I tried playing Rogue in singleplayer and the income you can get is insane, it is like playing a totally different game than the other classes.

  • @shaunbrowne9870
    @shaunbrowne9870 4 ปีที่แล้ว +99

    "[I]t means we don't have any of those negative repercussions of having our employees caught for doing illegal acts, because they're no longer our employees."
    You've done it. You've broken late stage capitalism down to its bare essentials.

  • @elijahjohnson5523
    @elijahjohnson5523 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    Still waiting on spiff to play stock market simulator. While I take notes

    • @genewitch
      @genewitch 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      there was a bug in the marketwatch stock game a few weeks back where if you bought tesla stock right before it split it was worth about 10x as much when the transaction went through, so if you happened to notice it, you could have sold it before the game "fixed" the bug, possibly. I didn't have any tesla stock and i didn't tell the other players in my game that i noticed the bug, because i want to win.

  • @Fjord_Citadel
    @Fjord_Citadel 4 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    **gets pickpocketed by the Dover dynasty**
    Me: Thank you sir, ye be a saint among sinners!! Praise be!

    • @dean_l33
      @dean_l33 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Praise be indeed

  • @swarajaggarwal
    @swarajaggarwal 4 ปีที่แล้ว +98

    "Why make when you can take!"
    Me: Colonialism
    Spiff: Thieves guild
    ... huh?

    • @randombrit13
      @randombrit13 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Both are nice

    • @Lowco5
      @Lowco5 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Me: Capitalism

    • @Oblithian
      @Oblithian 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      I am not sure what making would entail as an alternative to colonialism 🤔

    • @chasesmith9398
      @chasesmith9398 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Hey colonialism was a necessary evil.

    • @randombrit13
      @randombrit13 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Chase Smith no it was great

  • @SvengelskaBlondie
    @SvengelskaBlondie ปีที่แล้ว +7

    "Making gold dancing in the street"
    Makes me think of "dancing for gp" in runescape 😁

  • @bwitt004
    @bwitt004 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I just want to see another sir spiff masterpiece from an overly detailed character creator. I'm usually laughing in tears when he gets into any slider that should have much tighter limits and just goes to town.

  • @dasveit
    @dasveit 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Straight from Terry Pratchett. Splendid!

  • @GrievousFrom
    @GrievousFrom 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    God save the Spiffing Brit for not uploading endless Among Us videos.

    • @thaias9654
      @thaias9654 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Wouldn’t’ve expected for him to anyway.

  • @TheKomodian
    @TheKomodian 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Damn, really thought this was an exploit video and not just how Rogue class has always worked. Still an entertaining video for nostalgia's sake.

  • @dorianmus6771
    @dorianmus6771 4 ปีที่แล้ว +47

    I'm surprised Spiff didn't name his thieves guild "Dosney"
    (Definitely not stolen)

    • @psinjo
      @psinjo 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      definitely not stolen, not entirely yours inc

    • @dorianmus6771
      @dorianmus6771 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@psinjo I stole EVERY comment there was at the time

  • @Iionios
    @Iionios 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    I really appreciate how you basically showed how to become the Marquis de Sade in a Tycoon game.

  • @davidmcquoid9438
    @davidmcquoid9438 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    "It's upsetting to have your things taken from you." Said the Englishman...HMMMMMMMM

  • @Unprotected1232
    @Unprotected1232 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    The amount of insight spiff has into the human condition is astounding.

  • @zachmiller1855
    @zachmiller1855 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    WOOO last time I was this early spiff was showing me a 1000 degree knife in skyrim

  • @fadhilyudistira8819
    @fadhilyudistira8819 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    watching this channel bends my definition of a balanced game.

  • @Schnarchnase
    @Schnarchnase 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    "Insults are now legal."

  • @SephirothRyu
    @SephirothRyu 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Leave it to Spiff to find a way to pickpocket the very city of London itself from England.

  • @Sigilstone17
    @Sigilstone17 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    I'm surprised Spiff didn't name his thieves guild "Dosney"

  • @Gibby34340
    @Gibby34340 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Me: If you legalize crime, and somebody commits a crime, is it still a crime?
    Spiff: *sips tea with malicious intent*

  • @tootyfrooty7604
    @tootyfrooty7604 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    As one of the lucky first 6000 Majestic Little Sausages to receive Ben Dover's kind offer I'm celebrating with a lovely cup of stolen Yorkshire Gold Tea, Mmmmm Spiffing!

  • @Wheezr
    @Wheezr 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    I wonder if Ben and Bon bond would bond over a nice cup of Yorkshire tea

  • @SmorjaGrus
    @SmorjaGrus 4 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    Ah yes, Ben Dover, the kahoot classic lmao

  • @fabianfranzen5363
    @fabianfranzen5363 4 ปีที่แล้ว +63

    Spiff: "Why make, when you can take?"
    Me: *looks towards kindergarten* hmm...interesting....

  • @willichtenstein7071
    @willichtenstein7071 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    “Never done an honest day’s work in your life for all that coin you’re carrying, eh lad?”
    - me

  • @marcolsen4314
    @marcolsen4314 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I used to love the Guild 2. Spent many hours going from a mining lord to a well respected jeweller

  • @recursor9469
    @recursor9469 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I love how SB finds legalizing pickpocketing infinitely more funny and absurd than legalizing murder

  • @Avigorus
    @Avigorus 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Note to self: create a Skyrim character named Ben Dover and conquer the Thieve's Guild and Dark Brotherhood. Also win the Civil War for the Imperials. Big question is: Vampire, or Dawnguard? Kinda leaning Vampire...

  • @dispiedark8682
    @dispiedark8682 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    This is brilliant !
    I tried this in skyrim and oblivion too at some point if i step into the shadows i would just disappear form most npc view. so just stand in a gate and robe everyone without being seen.

  • @aidenhall8593
    @aidenhall8593 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    This is literally what the constable of london did, maybe it was a little later than this but it’s still kinda funny.

  • @robertstarling2911
    @robertstarling2911 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    It's quite amusing that Spiff has actually mirrored history here. I look at Ben Dover's antics and I see the spirit of Jonothan Wild, Thief Taker General.

  • @TakoyaKyono
    @TakoyaKyono 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I feel that a great name was missed. Han Dover. As in "Hand over all your goods during this perfectly legal pick pocketing session"

  • @KyleTheIrishman
    @KyleTheIrishman 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I would love to see more of this game on your channel. To bad you can't make a tea farm.

  • @eddievanhalenhoward
    @eddievanhalenhoward 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    When you're the sovereign, legal pickpocketing is called "taxation," I believe.
    Comment for sale, as I came by it in the proper means.

  • @paulunga
    @paulunga 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    That 27th stock photo you used was really funny!

  • @joehemmann1156
    @joehemmann1156 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    "Ben Dover, aren't you so breathtaking?"
    I'm dying 😂

  • @rjhogan07
    @rjhogan07 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I for one love my employment by Ben Dover. It means my colleagues aren’t going to pickpocket my heart out of my chest. No promises concerning the boss, but that’s life in medieval London for you.

  • @poulay4267
    @poulay4267 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    As always, your naming abilities are almost as powerful as Reanu Keeves

  • @connerblank5069
    @connerblank5069 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Introducing, the reverse pawn shop. Instead of paying you for your stuff, instead we take your stuff and then you pay us!
    Flawless business model.

  • @ivanovcentrumcz
    @ivanovcentrumcz 2 ปีที่แล้ว +35

    Almost a perfect reconstruction of how the British Museum was established.

  • @waluigiyaoi6246
    @waluigiyaoi6246 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Nice to see this game is 100% accurate to rich merchant families in the era