I hope no one walks in on him one of these times... like he’s just standing there with flour on his nose, the and the fire alarm is going off and he’s talking to himself with tap water hot chocolate that’s not hot. That’s gonna be hard to explain 🤣
*makes a mess of a breakfast* "Well,that doesn't taste good." "because I don't have my hot chocolate" *drinks hot chocolate* "oh yeah,there's a tapeworm in there"
“Step 1: Sift together flour”...okay Brandon, Google Translate has made this a fail before you begin but you don’t need to add to it by reading it wrong lol
Brandon whispering: I'd rather deep fry my falangies than eat you. Me trying my hardest not to burst out laughing because it's midnight and my parents are sleeping...🤭😆😂
I shouldn't be watching these with a cold and a headache and a cough. I was already dying. Now im double dog dying from laughter and I have twice as many tears in my eyes. Worth it tho.
"I know who you are Derek..."
Derek: _sweats profusely_
I feel threatened, and I'm not even Derek
👁👄👁
I have a friend named Derek.... I hope he's doing okay
Don’t worry he knows what he did
U must be my fib in my phone I was watching with my little brother who’s name was that
And we finally have it .
The male equivalent to Karen is " Derick ".
I feel like it should be kevins😂
No more like Drake
And Chad
The good place?!?!?!?!?
Yesss
For some reason I thought the vest joke was sooo funny.
Same G
sameeee
That’s cause it was
Literally I was crying laughing 😂 the whole time tho
Same lol Idk y
Finally the "shower that's so hot it feels cold" I've tried to explain this to people but nobody knew what I was talking about
Yesssss i found another one of my people!!!
Fr
omg that’s too accurate
Omg same
I know what you are talking about
“Do not stir often. Create. Help wanted.” “Are you firing me?!”
“He continued to heat people in the pot, adding olive oil to the pot” “So that’s why you’re help wanted” “You’re heatin’ people”
Yeet
I read this as soon as he said it-
Nah, i think Google Translate just likes that one episode of Spongebob. Y'know. "Help Wanted" :D
"Were all learning Spanish"
"Ima stick ma face in the flour again.."
"there's hot chocolate available?" opens microwave "There IS!"
Lol
#WeSawTheVideo
Bruh, i was reading thus comment after i finished the moment happend! Lol
Along with his shoes?
Wow it's almost like you watched the video!
I hope no one walks in on him one of these times... like he’s just standing there with flour on his nose, the and the fire alarm is going off and he’s talking to himself with tap water hot chocolate that’s not hot. That’s gonna be hard to explain 🤣
If that ever happens....I would like to see it 😂😂😂
No it's gonna look like he did cocaine
@@jakobeesaiz460 r/wooosh
Lmao
they'll mistake the flour for something else
“Just because it’s available doesn’t mean you should drink it.”
That’s the best relationship advice I’ve ever heard...
Yet he still drinks or so that explains exactly how all the people take relationship advice
His face has been through a lot and he still has perfect skin
He uses makeup
@@rcaygumicabk8072 i thought soooooo
@@rcaygumicabk8072 he still doesn't wear much lol it's mainly his eyebrows 😂 but you right you right
Ikr
Thats probably his skin care routine lol just but flour on it
“..Hornier..”
“I’ve been using that word for other things.” *nervous laugh*
*haha*
I cant believe they didnt cross out your word...
Jettison Yurei I’m surprised too hah
“I know who you are, Derek!” Dang it, Derek! Also, nice catch on the bowls. 💜💜💜
Devyn Edwards I loved the bowls and then the bang! 💥😂😂😂
Him: trying to find the smoke alarm.
Also him: what gives?
Me: dies laughing and replays It a couple times
yes.
yes.
Yes.
@@smellyman101 Yes Yes.
Yes. Yes. Yes.
Help wanted
"Are they firing me!?"
He eats the human in the pan
"Ohh, that's why help is wanted"
💀💀💀
What is this comment
Oh
*heats😂but yes I laughed at that too
“Just because it’s available doesn’t mean you should drink it”
The girls at my school chugging Bud Light: >:(
“I’m gonna stick my face in the flour again”
‘Ooh there’s two of them !! *bangs the bowls together *’ Brandon Farris 2020
Speaks through teeth, “I know who you are, Derek.” 🤣🤣🤣
I'ma find this DEREK and teach him a lesson in comedy.
I'm sure Kelly will help me...
Rachel Hall ye I’ll join you I’ll talk to Kelly
“There’s a tape worm in there, I just know it.”Hot chocolate runs down his beard
“I know who you are Derek”
😑😑😑😑😑
*Derek has left the chat*
This video kinda sounds like “Google translate makes a Brandon video”
Thats the whole series 🤣🤣🤣
"one star would not recommend" then my cooking is at like negative 200 stars
I turned on the fire alarm with a grilled cheese once, but I didnt burn it. idk how I accomplished that.
@@kianar210 oh my god 😂
I once accidentally burned my pop tart and I was really upset...
@@Emily.Russell i relate to that on a spiritual level-
@@jacquelinehui2478 I thought that I was the only one 😂
Brandon: I know it smells and looks burn
Me: any minute now
*Alarm goes off*
Brandon: there it is
Me: finally
The into today was just such a masterpiece 👨🏻🎨😂 “Now that all the noobs are gone”
Wow didn’t think I’d get so many likes
It’s literally impossible to hate him
its true
So true
I know!
It said so many scary stuff like “Help wanted” and “Heat the people”
This recipe was written by Scott Cawthon🌚 (if you get what I mean)
@@eileenannuar3894 Ah, a man of culture.
1:02
That was the SMOOTHEST catch I have ever seen.
Lmao I’m delirious because that invested joke kiiiiillllllllled me lol
Why is this so funny lmao I’m to minutes in and I can’t breath it hurts 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😆😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
I'm literally at 2:01 minutes in rn😂😂😂😂 and same
*two
@Videos By Sophie pet peeve**
Also, I thought this was one of the lesser funny ones! I think my fav was the taco.... Dongfang!
two*
That would be like “I’m going to the store”
It’s two..
Videos By Sophie not like I’m doing an essay ffs people 😂😂😂 calm down
*makes a mess of a breakfast*
"Well,that doesn't taste good."
"because I don't have my hot chocolate"
*drinks hot chocolate*
"oh yeah,there's a tapeworm in there"
Oof
Nobody:
Smoke Alarm: BEEP! BEEP! BEEP!
Brandon: *jumps and flips pancake*
oh boy here we go - always here for the level of chaos in these videos
" Woo! Theres two of em' " *slams bowls together*
-Brandon 2020
Hes got gud reflexes
Brandon: im invested
Me: atleast someone is
Brandon: “I’ve been using this word for other things” Me: I- I have a great therapist recommendation for you..
I had to replay that part to make sure I heard him correct lol
@Isabella Van Ginkel Hey hey!
@Isabella Van Ginkel aww thank you, you're also wonderful!
Brandon goes to hallway to confront smoke alarm: “WhAt GiVeS!?” *Smoke alarm goes off*- Brandon: “There it is” *rushes to smoke alarm* 😂
YOU KILLED IT IN THE FIRST TEN SECONDS 🤣🤣 that vest joke is gold ❤️
“Step 1: Sift together flour”...okay Brandon, Google Translate has made this a fail before you begin but you don’t need to add to it by reading it wrong lol
Please try to make vids everyday brandon you’re the only one who entertains us
omg never got this much likes
He does post videos daily! 💜
I hope he doesn't stop making videos, he is the only one entertaining me.
Yeah ahahahahah
Yeah you are really right
@@amychurch yah!!
4:08
This is very funny. U are one of my favorite youtubers!! Keep up the great work!!!!
“What gives...??” “Stick pot” Brandon’s the best 😂 lol
...hornier....
Brandon: "we're all learning Spanish,"
“I’ve been using that word for other things”
@@whyme5149 i just died laughing when he read that because my parents thought he said something else.
You should have google translate make an Easter dinner, but you pick what foods you have. Idk why i thought this is a good and entertaining idea
"honear.. i've been using that word for other things" i cannot- 😂
HE FORGOT TO MIX IT AND MISREAD THE THING
HE SAID ‘SIFT’ WHEN THE FIRST STEP WAS TO PUT IT IN AND *STIR*
So this is just “HowToBasic” if he talked? I Love It!!!
"what gives? "
And then it finally goes off.. 😂😂😂
"Just because it's available doesn't mean you should drink it"
Teen parties be like
him: this intro was 4 mins long
me: wait what?!?!
*checks*
me: it just became a minute whaat doo youuuu meannnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn
Cool I’m not the only one 👍
Also the thumbs up emoji is left handed
I think whenever he says that, he's taking about before editing, how long he's been recording the intro
This is like the perfect mix of Jim Carrey and How to Basic, and it's wonderful.
“I always make my hot chocolate in a pour-over. It’s fancier. Is tap water okay?” That’s some quite fancy hot chocolate
“Without making this intro unnecessarily long”
Since when do you have intros?
* "unnecessarily long"
Brandon you make me laugh every time and you always make my day! Thank you for being you!
So happy. Thank you I love the hand movements!
I woke my husband up laughing so hard when you took a bite from the center 😂 that one caught me off guard! 😂😂😂
I absolutely love watching your videos, you always make my bad days better, keep up the great work!!
I was just waiting for him to post lmao😂
Saame! lol
Maddie Schaumburg me too 😅
Maddie Schaumburg and once he did I had a stupid smile on my face 😬
@@aliciasanimals1380 😆 lol
3:44 the way he jumps to try and turn the smoke alarm off just kills me
4:06 “I’d rather deep fry my Falanges than eat this”
wished he continued to make these undeniable funny google translate videos,it's truly hilarious.😂
Brandon through gritted teeth: “I know who you are, Derek...”
Derek: *moves to Jamaica.*
“I know who you are Derek” I don’t know how to spell the name but it was funny 0:48
Honestly idk why would someone even dislike the video if you don’t like Brandon don’t watch his videos 😂
Why did i actually fully laugh when Brandon said 1:11 lol
The, "is this a cult?!" And, "are you firing me?!" Is what made me laugh the most. 🤣🤣
Best TH-cam channel I have ever seen, and the funniest
He would rather deep fry his fingers-
He could mean his toes. Your toe bones are also phalanges
"Now that all the noobs are gone..."
Not you too Brandon!!
me: * dose not lisen *
brandon: i know who you are derek
me: * panics *
You make me laugh so freaking good. Also Brandon you were fearfully and wonderfully made! God is madly in love with you and Kelly and Maria Gloria.
This is the better version of How To Basic. Change my mind.
At 0:10 is no one gonna talk about what he did with his hands 😂
"do not stir often, create, help wanted"
sounds about right
When youtube gives you a notification 2 mins late
Demetri Alexander yes ikr smh 🤦🏽♀️
This is the funniest series I’ve seen in a while. Needed the laugh. Thank you
1:42 I took a sip of my drink when he went for the face-dive ...not expecting a 2nd one
...i need to clean my screen now and theres soda in my nose
"I know who you are, Derek"
Me, realizing my name is Derek: "...oh 😅"
My day is now made 😂🎉
0:56 his catching skills are amazing
1:03*
⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ 5 stars
So funny. My family told me to stop laughing lol
Brandon whispering: I'd rather deep fry my falangies than eat you.
Me trying my hardest not to burst out laughing because it's midnight and my parents are sleeping...🤭😆😂
I am too early to make a funny comment.
I am just not funny
Gauri Nibar felt that 😂
Can always say "just funny looking"
😂😂😂😂
Diamond loves Sloths you can call girls bro, bro :)
@@DimeKLP it's normal for me to hear bro as well. Its almost weird when a guy DOESNT call me bro.
Brandon you’re hilarious
2:33 "and that's never gonna be drunken
Me: oh no the hot chocolate will never get drunk;-;
"I've been using that words for other things"
Lmao 🤣
LOVE all of these Google Translate videos. Forget to hit like sometimes from laughing so hard!
1:37
When you can't cocaine correctly so you just dive right in there
1:23 I laughed so hard at this part
Stoooop I’m supposed to be sleeping and my parents will hear me laugh. I know I could stop watching but I can’t.
Him to the Eggs "You you are thick" Lol
I shouldn't be watching these with a cold and a headache and a cough. I was already dying. Now im double dog dying from laughter and I have twice as many tears in my eyes. Worth it tho.
jear desus thank the lord i was bored out of my mind brandon saves the day again with another fun filled and entertaining video 💕💓
3:04 does anyone else get that reference from an older vid
Which video?
I know who you are DEREK.
"What gives?"
"Are you firing me?"
Man this series is so hilarious, I can't help but laugh all the time :D Never seen something like this before, super creative idea, keep it dude!
"He continued to heat the people in the pot"....that's when I totally lost it and started having weird hysterical laughter LOL
"i DiD" love your vids!!
When he put his head in the bowl: Me: OMG SANTA YOURE MY IDOL
Him: Observe the eggs are thicc
Also him: they are very thicc
Me: *start laughing/ crying*
My bird: are u ok?!🧐🤣
i love how hes using a nerdy nummies spatula
My mans makin the flash scared for how fasted he popped out of no where in the intro