So chips are flammable.. I have new merch! Well I've had it for a while now I just haven't told anyone about it so you are the first to know! imbrandonfarris.com
“passively aggressively” There are two things that come out of this statement for me 1. This man doesn’t know how English works 2. I’m dumb and don’t understand what he’s trying to say
can we just appreciate how much cleaning this man has to do for every video, on top of editing and filming. this man puts in the work, you better subscribe.
@@sophiaferkler8263 I'm sorry I can't remember, I literally came across it yesterday! But sure if you search Brandon farris cleaner you will find her. Or someone else here can answer?
at a buffet, i personally sneak corndogs into the buffet so others can enjoy them. I hide 6 corndogs in my jacket pockets. it then, is a joy for me to see other patrons of the establishment eat my corndogs thinking they were part of the buffet.
“Im not one to name names”. and proceeds to say his name at least 20 times.also at this point with how much cake, sand, and fertilizer in his carpet imma just hire a cleaning crew for Brandon 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Can we, at least one time, see the cleaning process after filming ? I feel the person cleaning up need some recognition ❤ Maybe an interview, a tutorial, a top 10 video of cleaning supplies... i don't know. Anything!
( 4:30 ) It is actually Friday, I had a party to go to and it turns out it got canceled so now I'm sitting at my desk watching Brandon and drinking my sugar milk. You got that right.
@@MusiclLordEntertainment i put two spoons of sugar into a glass of milk, then stir, then drink :) it’s quite delicious during winter, i’ve been drinking it since i was little
He is doing the stuff that we wished we could do but cost too much money when we were little. Also make sure to take care of yourself Brandon we love you forever and always.
@@catsj1767 Can't believe I never saw this message! 🤦♀️ Apparently, if you ordered a glitter bomb necklace or earrings, he'd being her back after so much money was made. All money made goes to a charity.
You know what's frustrating? The Pringles cover doesn't fit on the bottom of the Pringles can, so you can't keep it there while you eat some of the Pringles and know where the top is to reseal the tube.
As someone with celiacs, and has to live gluten free, Brandon…. Are you okay? You always mention how you’re gluten free, you buy gluten free cake mix, then eat regular bread. Your stomach must HATE you bruh
I was wondering along similar lines. Maybe he doesn't have celiacs or an allergy? I don't have celiacs myself but I do have an allergy to wheat and dairy and a sensitivity to soy. So wheat and dairy mess me up big time but soy is dose-dependent so I can eat a little without a terrible reaction. Maybe his issue with gluten is a sensitivity
Hey, I just wanted to say thank you for being such an amazing human!☺️I can always rely on you to put a smile on my face and make me laugh.🥰You never fail to make my day!🦋Keep up the amazing work!❤️💕
Funny thing is, corn chips are genuinely very good for starting fires due to how dry they are. They're good tinder. So despite most "life hacks" being... Well, utter lies or pure stupidity, that one is very real.
Hey Brandon Farris! Sorry I missed that business meeting with you! My kids really love your content and you seem pretty funny! Maybe want to set up a new business meeting? I'm sorry that I couldn't get to you, I forgot about it and was sick and I just discovered this video through my kids' recommendation!
Am watching in a Friday and had no plans 👽 so this was my plan A to watch Brandon 👍 Love the chaos and love the videos man, bring so many laughs , thank you
Brandon throwing cake all over the room reminds me of when my eight year old cousin left a piece of cake on my bedroom floor and it got all smashed into the carpet. That was last month and I still find cake crumbs in the floor to this day. 🤣
Brandon, I love your channel. Everyday I wait for your new video. I do have to ask, Who cleans up after you ? They do an amazing job getting the cake, coke, milk, glitter bombs, fires, pools full of water and and endless list of everything mixed and mushed in the carpet, not to mention how many shelves you go through with Cameron.
Dear Brandon, Thank you so much for all you do. You have lifted my spirts and always made me smile. Even in my worst times you have never failed to make me laugh. Even in your worst times you made us smile. Being homeless was such a challenging situation and even when you ended up making us laugh, all while being a great boyfriend/husband, and dad. Your family is so lucky to have such an amazing and witty man in their family. I imagine that your mother is very proud of you, any time my family needs some laughs I always turn you on and we all giggle and sometimes, more then we giggle, we cackle with laughter and enjoyment. Zach, you missed out on talking to the most amazing man on the planet. Sometimes you always seem like a man who is all smiles, good vibes, and flowers. You seem to be kind, and not afraid to cry. Or treat your mother right, and you always have the best stories to tell. All your friends probably wonder “how did I end up with a friend like the Brandon Farris” your never my second choice, your my first, I’ve drawn you (and your family) and though I can’t draw, I have always hung it up to remind myself on who I can’t thank enough. Someone who can pull me out of any mood into the best one, about a month-2 months ago my dog died, and I was in a really dark place…I won’t go into detail but Brandon, you saved my life and showed me that $u¡c¡de is never the answer. You taught me to be a positive and funny person. I have stopped hanging out with toxic people and stared hanging out with people that build you up, not break you down. And you taught me that. I have changed myself and became a happy and less toxic, due to much selfishness and self hate, I was a bully and no one wanted to be my friend, I was only able to make friends with terrible people. And you have made me a happier and overall better person, so to anyone who needs to hear it: Your neck isn’t a coat, don’t hang it Your not paper, don’t cut it Your life isn’t a video, don’t end it School isn’t ads, don’t skip it And I know that you can do it, and you can make it through whatever your going through, so far you have gone through 100% of your bad days! Keep it coming! And congratulations, for making it to the end. -sincerely, me
You have an amazing cleaner! They are extremely dedicated to their job. I love the videos Brandon! I am so happy that you’ve been posting so many videos recently! Also you were my plan A, never plan B.
"Man passively aggressively wastes time while he 'doesnt complain' about his missed meeting with Zack"
👍♥️
Zack smh
I'm you got a little cake on your face 😂😈👀
Zach watching this be like:
👁️👄👁️
“passively aggressively”
There are two things that come out of this statement for me
1. This man doesn’t know how English works
2. I’m dumb and don’t understand what he’s trying to say
can we just appreciate how much cleaning this man has to do for every video, on top of editing and filming. this man puts in the work, you better subscribe.
He hires a cleaning service.😂
He does,and she makes TH-cam videos about the cleaning 😂
@@traceypotter7669 what’s the cleaners channel
@@sophiaferkler8263 th-cam.com/video/6uUNC19bHbA/w-d-xo.html
@@sophiaferkler8263 I'm sorry I can't remember, I literally came across it yesterday! But sure if you search Brandon farris cleaner you will find her. Or someone else here can answer?
My dog died today. But watching Brandon has cheered me up. Thank you brandon.
im sorry for your loss
Hope your dog is in a better place now
One thing i would like to see is how he would clean up the mess he made after making a video. That could be a fun video.
I agree
at a buffet, i personally sneak corndogs into the buffet so others can enjoy them. I hide 6 corndogs in my jacket pockets. it then, is a joy for me to see other patrons of the establishment eat my corndogs thinking they were part of the buffet.
How
How
Dang, you must really like corn dogs
🤣😳🤣
How should we get about that
Ay Yo can i get a Corndog
“Im not one to name names”. and proceeds to say his name at least 20 times.also at this point with how much cake, sand, and fertilizer in his carpet imma just hire a cleaning crew for Brandon 🤣🤣🤣🤣
He has a cleaner
He has one and she has a TikTok lol
And at the end “it’s so flaky! Imma name you Zach” that killed me
@@_Pix_ The passive aggressive savageness throughout this video was perfectly wrapped up with that line.
I am watching this on Sunday today
The punch at 4:10 was personal 😂
My man can throw a solid punch 😂
7:44 I FELL OUT OF MY FLOOR
8:04
That made me so sad, he was so happy for the big chip :[
Can we, at least one time, see the cleaning process after filming ?
I feel the person cleaning up need some recognition ❤
Maybe an interview, a tutorial, a top 10 video of cleaning supplies... i don't know. Anything!
She's got her own social media. Dirtiest dooder I believe, but it's been a while since I looked her up.
I like to imagine he doesn't clean he just has many of the same exact room and every time he makes a mess he just moves to a different one
Top 10 messiest messes Brandon Made.
@@ChrisUnlimitedGames
number 1:
*every glitter bomb he has recieved*
She has a TikTok!
9:30 that was so graceful
The commitment this man has to give us content is awesome
if only a certain zack also took some lessons on commitment
"big chips not ready yet"
you can hear the dissapointment in brandons voice
@Cliodhna🩸 what do you mean?
IKNOW 😂😂😂 HE WAS SSOOOO SADDD
"Big Chip! Let's go check on our Big Chip!"
"... big chip's not ready yet..."
8:01 right here for anyone wondering!
( 4:30 ) It is actually Friday, I had a party to go to and it turns out it got canceled so now I'm sitting at my desk watching Brandon and drinking my sugar milk. You got that right.
sugar milk? if you dont mind me asking, what is sugar milk? im curious cause it sounds good
@@MusiclLordEntertainment i put two spoons of sugar into a glass of milk, then stir, then drink :) it’s quite delicious during winter, i’ve been drinking it since i was little
sucks i don't have any sugar. i have tons of milk, but no sugar! ;-;@@skz_pigunny9745
STAN SKZZZZZZZZZZ❤❤❤❤❤
6:21 it's Not toilet paper, it's RICE paper
yeah, sure. You toilet paper eaters will do ANYTHING to deny you're eating toilet paper
@genosixgd 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 it is rice paper though
0:00 Ooh What kind of cake is that I could go for, I don't want cake
0:02 *short wheeze* Gross
Brandon: I’m just trying to show off my chopsticks skills *drops the chip* edit: 5:42
He is doing the stuff that we wished we could do but cost too much money when we were little. Also make sure to take care of yourself Brandon we love you forever and always.
*cost
cost*, too*
oh ty i failed english so-
@@littlemisscutie the corrected you but if u look you said it correctly bc they typed the same thing u did
@@coltonthrasher6427 they edited it. Lol.
Translation for 8:41
"Where is the bathroom?" " The library?" "Thank you"
The amount of mess and pain he goes thru to make us laugh yall better subscribe
no
69th like on this comment!
0:06 and I'm already reminded why I subbed to this channel. The *commitment* to the bit is just chefs kiss.
Please do more collabs with Cam, they are my comfort videos when I am feeling low.
Brandon and Cam in a room together is such genuine chaos and I love it
Lol 😆 It's so flakey, I'm gonna name him Zach. Did he ever show up?? Bring back Kelly! I ordered a glitter bomb necklace. 😆😁💜
It’s a game - have to find her i think
@@catsj1767 Can't believe I never saw this message! 🤦♀️ Apparently, if you ordered a glitter bomb necklace or earrings, he'd being her back after so much money was made. All money made goes to a charity.
"Where is the bathroom? The library? Thank you! Mustard." -said no one ever but brandon
You know what's frustrating? The Pringles cover doesn't fit on the bottom of the Pringles can, so you can't keep it there while you eat some of the Pringles and know where the top is to reseal the tube.
Fr. I hate that sm about Pringles.
As someone with celiacs, and has to live gluten free, Brandon…. Are you okay? You always mention how you’re gluten free, you buy gluten free cake mix, then eat regular bread. Your stomach must HATE you bruh
same here i have celiac disease too and seeing him eat all this gluten and wheat and stuff hurts ME badly
I was wondering along similar lines. Maybe he doesn't have celiacs or an allergy? I don't have celiacs myself but I do have an allergy to wheat and dairy and a sensitivity to soy. So wheat and dairy mess me up big time but soy is dose-dependent so I can eat a little without a terrible reaction. Maybe his issue with gluten is a sensitivity
@beyond your imagination finally, you’ve been reported
He probably spits it out after getting the take..
@@AbstractlyDelen youtube doesn't care
3:11 Brandon having an existential crisis and coping with food
How do you make watching other people doing stuff funny. Your just so funny Brandon 😂☺️
9:18 " them : Whos here? " Me: " not your eyebrows- " ( the old lady )
You never disappoint us with your content.
I love that brandon make giant messes in his house to keep us entertained keep up the good work
His cleaning person/company must charge him combat pay.
6:08 was so funny like 😂😂😂
5:43 i’m just trying to show off my chopstick skills but A couple minutes before 1:16 drops the sushi
I FREAKING LOVE THIS MAN AND HIS DEDICATION TO CLEAN HIS CARPET
@Cliodhna🩸that matches the comment
0:39 I laughed too hard at this
“Im full *continues to blame his hand about giving him too much bread*” 💀😭
"Oww" -3:39-
0:16
I'm impressed that he can jump that far and high
very impressive.
He's not human
Agreed
Hey, I just wanted to say thank you for being such an amazing human!☺️I can always rely on you to put a smile on my face and make me laugh.🥰You never fail to make my day!🦋Keep up the amazing work!❤️💕
Comment section full of bots. Im here to break the ice.
5:06 rip chips
Only Brandon could mess up throwing s cake at an inamimate object and end up having the object throw it right back at him 🤣🤣🤣
4:30
the fact that im watching this on Friday 🧍
Sameee
0:48 Oh, I didn't know you played piano
I would love to hear it
Meanwhile one of his "songs" on another video: -random bunch of notes- *texas*
0:38 the cut to “EAT THE SANDWICH 😡” for whatever reason had me dead
Funny thing is, corn chips are genuinely very good for starting fires due to how dry they are. They're good tinder. So despite most "life hacks" being... Well, utter lies or pure stupidity, that one is very real.
I love how he will do whatever it takes including injuring himself to entertain others
7:25 when your controller is on budget
7:44 when he said stop made me laugh so hard 😭😭😭
そのユーザー名が大好き
Man his 5 minute craft reactions always have me rolling like it's not even 20 seconds in and I'm nonstop laughing 😂
3:56 ... I dont want to talk about it... I still haven't emotionally recovered 🙃💔
"Everytime I eat bread it goes straight to my mouth."
Brandon quote of the year🤣
6:50 Brandon I think that was not toilet paper …
Hey Brandon Farris! Sorry I missed that business meeting with you! My kids really love your content and you seem pretty funny! Maybe want to set up a new business meeting? I'm sorry that I couldn't get to you, I forgot about it and was sick and I just discovered this video through my kids' recommendation!
Your videos are a go-to when my panic attacks start creeping up. Stops them from happening about a 3rd of the time. Thank you 🖤
pray for that to go away
Am watching in a Friday and had no plans 👽 so this was my plan A to watch Brandon 👍 Love the chaos and love the videos man, bring so many laughs , thank you
Man gets stood up on business meeting and acts the way I act when I'm stood up on a date love it
the fact that less then 5 seconds into the video i was laughing
7:00
Also why did he run away from the milk
I love how he tries to eat the toilet paper, and in all reality it was rice paper! 😂
i’m waiting for brandon to make a video of him finding and saving kelly after being pic-napped.
Yes.
That carpet must get deep cleaned every day with all of this shenanigans 🤣
The part when he ran away from the milk caught me off guard 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
“Your so flaky, I’m gonna name u Zach!” Lmao 🤣🤣
Brandon throwing cake all over the room reminds me of when my eight year old cousin left a piece of cake on my bedroom floor and it got all smashed into the carpet. That was last month and I still find cake crumbs in the floor to this day. 🤣
How is this man not in the hospital 😭 he’s always shouting ‘ow’ AND HES FINE? Brandon is something else 😂
BRANDON THAT WAS RICE PAPER!
The "I payed money for it so eat it" rule is my favorite 😂😂😂
I love this 🤣 "its so flakey imma name it zach"
"Is it Friday yet? It's Thursday, your probably watching this on Friday"
"It is Thursday and I'm hoping for it to be Friday too"
How did you know a year in the future that I'll be watching this on friday??? 😮
OH MY GOD YOU POSTED THIS VIDEO ON MY BIRTHDAY? AND I DIDNT EAT CAKE!! WAS THIS A SIGN🤨😨 AND THE HAPPY BIRTHDAY!? 1:45 🥲thank you
Lol🤣🤣
Happy birthday🥰😍😘🤗😘😇
Your literally my life saver you helped me through tuff times I love you I’m your #1 fan❤️❤️
"...BIG CHIP! Let's go check on our big chip!"
*later*
"Big chip's not ready yet :("
4:34 i love how i am watching this on a friday and i definitely do not have plans for today
Brandon never fails to make me laugh I live watching your videos 😭👍
brandon never seems too fail us with his videos
To this day I have no clue how he gets that room to be completely clean at the beginning of every video.
"If I may, I did, I wanted to" gives me Old Gregg vibes " Yes sir, thank you sir"
I love him! He literally messes up his room everyday just to make us laugh!
I saw your pfp before anything else
@@N0T_THE_PANCAKES oh is that good or bad-...
both at the same time
@@N0T_THE_PANCAKES That makes perfect sense
Brandon, I love your channel. Everyday I wait for your new video. I do have to ask, Who cleans up after you ? They do an amazing job getting the cake, coke, milk, glitter bombs, fires, pools full of water and and endless list of everything mixed and mushed in the carpet, not to mention how many shelves you go through with Cameron.
He has a cleaner. She's made her own tiktok about it!
8:46 "m-m-m-ustard" killed me
Dear Brandon,
Thank you so much for all you do. You have lifted my spirts and always made me smile. Even in my worst times you have never failed to make me laugh. Even in your worst times you made us smile. Being homeless was such a challenging situation and even when you ended up making us laugh, all while being a great boyfriend/husband, and dad. Your family is so lucky to have such an amazing and witty man in their family. I imagine that your mother is very proud of you, any time my family needs some laughs I always turn you on and we all giggle and sometimes, more then we giggle, we cackle with laughter and enjoyment. Zach, you missed out on talking to the most amazing man on the planet. Sometimes you always seem like a man who is all smiles, good vibes, and flowers. You seem to be kind, and not afraid to cry. Or treat your mother right, and you always have the best stories to tell. All your friends probably wonder “how did I end up with a friend like the Brandon Farris” your never my second choice, your my first, I’ve drawn you (and your family) and though I can’t draw, I have always hung it up to remind myself on who I can’t thank enough. Someone who can pull me out of any mood into the best one, about a month-2 months ago my dog died, and I was in a really dark place…I won’t go into detail but Brandon, you saved my life and showed me that $u¡c¡de is never the answer. You taught me to be a positive and funny person. I have stopped hanging out with toxic people and stared hanging out with people that build you up, not break you down. And you taught me that. I have changed myself and became a happy and less toxic, due to much selfishness and self hate, I was a bully and no one wanted to be my friend, I was only able to make friends with terrible people. And you have made me a happier and overall better person, so to anyone who needs to hear it:
Your neck isn’t a coat, don’t hang it
Your not paper, don’t cut it
Your life isn’t a video, don’t end it
School isn’t ads, don’t skip it
And I know that you can do it, and you can make it through whatever your going through, so far you have gone through 100% of your bad days! Keep it coming! And congratulations, for making it to the end.
-sincerely, me
I love that the mannequin is the new Kelly.
Just watching Brandon's video brightens my day for much
U know... I think Brandon was supposed to have a meeting.... JUST A HUNCH. 🤔🤣
I want to open a sandwich shop now just to name a sandwich the "london tour bus"
2:19 WhAtS WrONg DiD ThAT ITcHY BuTt CoMe BAcK?
O ill go get the cream
@@tjnarron7618 here sit on this
@@rosemary3029Okay hold on I gotta go to a business meeting
@@josiahcolon8644 and then I'll come back
@@rosemary3029I’ll let you know how it goes
"You're probably watching this on a friday" every time i watch this video its friday
"Big chip's not ready yet...he must hang out with zach." Iconic
6:03 never let them know your next move
1:02 R/ihadastroke
I had a stroke trying to understand what he said
0:24 THE INCONVENIENCE IN HIS VOICE💀
I love the stranger things reference with the tortilla that’s amazing 3:51
3:52 i would liek to go to the upside down
these vidoes are too funny, keep it up brandon and hope you get that game with michael jordan. xxxxxxxx
As a Desi, I almost died when Brandon brought out Ghee and called it "Gee"
I think he's in my walls because I'm actually watching this on a Friday night laying in my bed laughing
HELP SAMEE
I am actually watching it on Friday LOL🤣🤣4:38
You have an amazing cleaner! They are extremely dedicated to their job. I love the videos Brandon! I am so happy that you’ve been posting so many videos recently! Also you were my plan A, never plan B.
The face on the thumbnail is screaming "WHAT AM I, WHERE AM I, WHO AM I, WHY AM I, WHEN AM I, HOW AM I?" all at once.
"I could change...
...but I dont want to."
- imbrandonfarris 2022😂😂😂
I love watching you do these things and I love how chaotic these videos can get keep up the good work!! ❤️❤️❤️