"The entire recipe was all in Spanish and, lucky for me, my Entire Girlfrind is all in Spanish as well." OMG not even 2 minutes in and I'm already dyeing😂😂🤣
I haven't laughed this hard in.... months!!! Oh dear Lord Brandon, everything about this was bringing me to tears!!! I'd laugh si hard I couldn't hear the video. So I backed it up 20 seconds to try to hear again....only to laugh harder and still be unable to hear. My cat won't come near me I was laughing so hard!!
Their local dry cleaners probably either hate him or love him. They hate him because he gives them a challenging item to clean, but they love him because he pays them good money and I'm sure he tips too lmao
I audibly laughed at the "cornography" joke and I feel bad about it. Usually I'll audibly laugh at a higher level joke than that, but that... that did it for some reason.
"Ive never actually made elote before" as he plops a gross amount of mayonaise into a metal bowl thats floating in an inflateable hottub dressed like a mariache player. Coulda fooled me 🤣🤣🤣
Actual captions for those genuinely curious about the intro: “Hello, and welcome to the “Translator of Google”. My name is Brandon and I am NOT reading this off the computer. I have big muscles and lots of money, also my feet hurt in these boots, but we’re getting off topic. So, if you don’t mind, onto the rest of the episode in English.” If anyone else would like to help me correct this, please do, Spanish is my second language!
The only part that tipped me off as to the fact it wasn't captioned correctly was "En inglés" was "And in glass" Plus the fact it was completely nonsensical I wonder if he used a speech-to-text thing to get the captions???
At this point I think he bought that apartment to turn into his office and he lives in a different one....there's no other answer with all the mess he makes. Lol
When you dove into the hot tub to take a "nap" I cracked up so flippin hard. Praying to Jear Desus that the electricity was shut off when the tub came out. Roflmao!!!!
The "Marco...Pollo" killed me that was hilarious. Oh man...Brandon...you never cease to surprise me and never cease to entertain me! Thank you for this! Lol
Brandon: "guess how much this outfit cost. a thousand dollars" also Brandon: tapes corn to his back, soaks in hot tub, splatters mayo on pants, probably got salmonella on his sleeves...
@@aj_buddy2 exactly, it's bacteria, which means it can transfer surfaces. It's why we do thinks like wash our hands and counters after handling things like raw poultry, so if any bacteria transferred onto those surfaces it can be destroyed and we don't accidentally touch it and then touch our faces, or if we have an open wound it doesn't find it's way in when we touch the counter
I swear, this is the most multi-talented man I've ever seen. I wanma be like him when I grow up... More. I'm a 25 year old man. Jebus what am I doing with my life.... Good video by the way!
Brandon no longer surprises me any more with his hilarious antics and messes but I must say, when that whole hot tub appeared with jets and everything my jaw dropped 😂
"Marco.. .. *pollo!"* Okay that was one of the best on the spot spanglish jokes ive heard lmao i almost choked brandon you are too funny and too much everything i hope you dont actually get salmonella please bathe in bleach just kidding dont but do something please love you
Seriously appreciate and love your videos. I'm struggling with depression and you seem to make me laugh every time. Congratulations to you and Gloria for bringing that bouncing baby boy into this world.
Sitting in a packed ER waiting room waiting to be called back to be seen when Brandon says, "Don't worry your Boofed Chicken-Corn". And I crack up laughing. I don't even care that everyone is staring. Boofed chicken-corn? That is Dad-joke level comedy gold! Thanks for the laughter in a place that doesn't see much.
I can't begin to tell you how badly I needed this today. Now that everyone in the office thinks I'm insane for busting out laughing.... I shall return to work.
Me: “Hey Brandon, can you hold this for me?” Brandon: “Sorry my hands are slippery with salmonella.” ….wut🙃 Post edit: Brandon liked and highlighted my post😭🥰✨✨✨
Fun Fact: when the intro showed an unknown language in the subtitles while Brandon said “thank god,” it translated to “thanks to the owner upstairs!” 😁😂
As a Spanish person I was literally dying with the Spanish translations & the novela😭😂😂 not gonna lie, you don’t have bad pronunciation! Bilingual Brandon came into scene lmfao
@@laureleivaupel407 I think he said “como ayudes a mi perro”, which should be “como ayudarías/ ayudarás / ayudo / ayudar a mi perro”. There are a lot of options lol. But it means “how would you/ will you/ will I / to help my dog”.
We have a culinary project where we need a guest speaker on zoom, will you please be our quest speaker since you and Google translate are so good at cooking lol
I CANNOT IMAGIEN WHAT THAT PERSON IS GOING TROUGH TBH. i have tought about it for so long- imagine having to clean a broken hot tub in the middle of kitchen with corn, chicken, mayo and butter residue everywhere. Also smoking microwawe and 2 disassembled fire alarms 😂😂😂
I feel like what makes Brandon an even better youruber than he already is, is the dedication he puts in to all of his videos. I can't even begin to imagine how hard it is to clean up! But that's what makes him so wonderful and I love him for that ❤
He actually supports a friend who is a professional cleaner on his team. She returns the favor to us by filming the behind the scenes. Dirtiest dooder are her socials
Omg I love your videos so much I just started watching yesterday ur like the most funniest person I have ever seen. your videos always make me laugh and smile goodluck!
1 minute and 52 seconds for an intro…we are getting better! 😂
Truly a small longboat for peoplekind
I mean slow and steady wins the race right?
I pee rectangles
That sounds really painful...
I love you brandon
"The entire recipe was all in Spanish and, lucky for me, my Entire Girlfrind is all in Spanish as well." OMG not even 2 minutes in and I'm already dyeing😂😂🤣
Boy you don’t have girlfriend 💀
@@AXBLOWSIVGT are you actually retarded
i thought brandon “undressing” ears of corn was the most absurd this video could get - until the hot tub came out.
you must be new here xD
@@BambiBeats6428 oh believe me i’m not, i just never know what to expect with brandon 💀
Bro, he force fornicated a corn cob and a chicken. This is normal on this channel and I love and am disturbed by it.
Hello u have a ranboo pfp please elaborate
@@sillygooseiseatingbread yes
When landlords are like "no pets allowed" and full adult Brandon's like, "yeah that's a hot tub in my kitchen".
You don't need a child in your home when you got Brandon
Does a goat count as a pet?
Because Brandon rented a goat named Morpheus once.
Nothing in the rules saying he in fact canNOT have a hot tub in the kitchen!!! He wins!!!
ok but can we just appreciate that Brandon played the Zelda intro with an accordion?
Yaaaas
No. Stop asking permission and just do it.
I deny you permission
WAIT WHAT WHEN DOES THAT HAPPEN
@@RioEnsius at the very beginning it made me smile 😁
I never thought I'd watch a man in a Mexican outfit chase a bowl around a hot tub in his kitchen but here I am, in tears LOL
SMAE IM CRYING 🤣🤣🤣
Brandon is my favorite thing on this cursed site. This video is the first thing that has gotten a genuine laugh out of me today
I literally was drinking water when he dove into the hot tub and I genuinely choked 😂😂
YESSS
I haven't laughed this hard in.... months!!! Oh dear Lord Brandon, everything about this was bringing me to tears!!! I'd laugh si hard I couldn't hear the video. So I backed it up 20 seconds to try to hear again....only to laugh harder and still be unable to hear. My cat won't come near me I was laughing so hard!!
Brandon: "This suit cost $1000!"
10 seconds later is in a hot tub with the suit that I imagine is dry clean only
Lol 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
That what I was thinking lol
Their local dry cleaners probably either hate him or love him. They hate him because he gives them a challenging item to clean, but they love him because he pays them good money and I'm sure he tips too lmao
Having Brandon speak spanish is something I didn’t think I needed until now
Heh
Heh
@@ScalyRaptor1944 The mods deleted their spam. That happens sometimes after Brandon uploads.
@@LiciaYoung nicr
brandon hearted my comment i can die happy now
I have an unconditional fear of smoke alarms so seeing Brandon take out the battery like that made me laugh 😂
Ever thought of shooting the fire alarm?
@@sdh- no, but that’s an excellent idea
The fact that he has the classic animal crossing music playing the whole time🤣
This!! My brain gets so confused 😂
“My entire girlfriend is all in Spanish as well.”
That made me lol for real 😆
Amazing 👍👍👍
The dad jokes are coming along nicely.
And let's be realistic, that's not even the most amount of water that kitchen floor has seen,
I audibly laughed at the "cornography" joke and I feel bad about it. Usually I'll audibly laugh at a higher level joke than that, but that... that did it for some reason.
@@roseyhorsegirl8079 lmao
I did too tho im immature and now my parents are looking at me weird cos i snorted so loudly-
This man just does things to you.
@Just Some Fun Oh trust me, I know lol
Ok
I am an entire Mexican.yes. .. si.
That's exactly how I respond to my full Mexican family. Sí
Oh, Hi 👋 MG! 🖤🖤🖤
Oh nice too see u here love :)
Awww hi you so awesome 🥰🥰
😆 probably my favorite line! Y'all are awesome.
Therapist: "Baked Brandon isn't real."
Baked Brandon: 1:41
"Ive never actually made elote before" as he plops a gross amount of mayonaise into a metal bowl thats floating in an inflateable hottub dressed like a mariache player.
Coulda fooled me 🤣🤣🤣
Actual captions for those genuinely curious about the intro:
“Hello, and welcome to the “Translator of Google”. My name is Brandon and I am NOT reading this off the computer. I have big muscles and lots of money, also my feet hurt in these boots, but we’re getting off topic. So, if you don’t mind, onto the rest of the episode in English.”
If anyone else would like to help me correct this, please do, Spanish is my second language!
I think the part you were unsure about is “also, my feet hurt with these shoes on”
Thank you. I came looking for what he really was saying.
The only part that tipped me off as to the fact it wasn't captioned correctly was "En inglés" was "And in glass"
Plus the fact it was completely nonsensical
I wonder if he used a speech-to-text thing to get the captions???
@@MandMs05 his editor put a caption that said he has no idea how to speak Spanish, so it told you the caption was not correct.
@@julinnegb2589 thank you! I heard him say shoes and hurt but the rest I had no idea🤠
The Lord himself came back again with the daily dose of Spanish.
Yesyes
Bonjour
¡Hola! ¿Cómo estás hoy?
He makes me laugh so much
@@datgaydangernoodle1315 that's french
I always think “that’s not ingestible”, “please don’t eat that, “how is he not dead” and “he will never get a deposit back” when I watch these videos.
At this point I think he bought that apartment to turn into his office and he lives in a different one....there's no other answer with all the mess he makes. Lol
2:54 - "wonder how Jerry is doing"
I'm doing good, Brandon. Thanks for asking
As a hispanic….. I absolutely love this!!!!! It’s hilarious🤣🤣 I love your videos they always make me laugh I love you 😭💗
Brandon: "We're missing a chicken"
Me: "We're also missing what was once a clean kitchen"
@KAITLYN DIXON nice profile picture
Chimkin
If we are being honest it probably hasn’t been the cleanest since before Brandon started this series 😂
Don’t forget about the security deposit
LOL
He can never have a normal intro and it just makes me so happy
I'm sure if he had a "normal" or a standard intro, we'll all be worried
@@rosiepear7531 if that happens then your definitely right
“Or we used to call it when I was still am currently white” we love Brandon
Your profile picture is adorable
Hi about your pfp Idk if you know but you can change the color of the hand, have a nice day!
😆🥲😋🥰🥰😉😀😚🥰😛☺😄😛🤔🤗🤫🤗😜😄😊🤩😚😄🤩😐🤔🤗😶🤑😛🤗😛🤩
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Hello
When you dove into the hot tub to take a "nap" I cracked up so flippin hard. Praying to Jear Desus that the electricity was shut off when the tub came out. Roflmao!!!!
@Ella Ava For sure we could all take a page out of his book to enjoy life a bit more.
I’m suprised his kitchen floors are still intact 😭
We're all Surprised his Intact, with all the Crazy and Dangerous Stuff he does. 🤣
I swear to god that Brandon is becoming more immature as he “matures” in life haha
Age-regresinh mentaly 😂👌
He's evolving, just backwards
@@avestra so...devolving?
@@sarahglynn499 That's the joke, lol.
Don't we all
Brandon: *throws candle into the hot tub*
Also Brandon: "Ah that's a bad idea"
Acting like that's the most dangerous thing he did in this video🤣🤣
No one:
Turkey up in heaven: “I wonder where my body is right now
His body: 🏊♂️
please i laughed so much my fucking stomach is hurting istg YOU HAD NO BUSINESS BEING THIS FUNNY YOUR HONOUR
@@leileilive1148 😂
🤣🤣🤣
Swimin with the fi- uhh... Corn... And mayo... In a hot tub...
LMAO I JUST REALIZED THIS IS TOMMYINIT MUSIC
I'm more worried about Brandon's safety in this one. Gosh, why water and electricity? 😂
Brandon: I stole a computer from Dora
Dora: Ah Dios mío! Can you find my computer?
Brandon: 😳✌️
Also Dora: Brandon, no swiping!
Omg that’s so funny
I love seeing Brandon flirt with the cancle culture in such a way while also slinging dad Jokes
cancle culture
The "Marco...Pollo" killed me that was hilarious. Oh man...Brandon...you never cease to surprise me and never cease to entertain me! Thank you for this! Lol
"Marco,
pollo
get it because its chicken?"
I laughed so hard I nearly fell out of my chair
I don't get it?
@@OneThousandTinyElephants Pollo is chicken in spanish
As a Mexican-American, I totally approve! This was amazing.
Brandon: Dónde está la biblioteca
Me: Technoblade? That you?
PFTTT- I don’t even think he meant to
I literally thought the same thing
I miss him :(
“then I realized that could easily turn into me dying” he says like he doesn’t literally almost murder himself like every other video 😂
Brandon: "guess how much this outfit cost. a thousand dollars"
also Brandon: tapes corn to his back, soaks in hot tub, splatters mayo on pants, probably got salmonella on his sleeves...
The entire time my brain was just going "😬😬😬😬 $1,000 😬😬😬😬nooooo"
@Always Unlucky I hope that with my whole heart and soul but something about how he said that it cost $1,000 makes me fear he isn't
You cant get salmonella on sleeves its bacteria
@@aj_buddy2 exactly, it's bacteria, which means it can transfer surfaces. It's why we do thinks like wash our hands and counters after handling things like raw poultry, so if any bacteria transferred onto those surfaces it can be destroyed and we don't accidentally touch it and then touch our faces, or if we have an open wound it doesn't find it's way in when we touch the counter
I asked my Spanish Teacher what he was saying and the look on her face of complete confusion was amazing! Thank you Brandon!
Memento mori
Momento Mori, Unus Annus.
Memento Mori
memento mori
Memento mori Unus Annus *salute*
1:16
Brandon: …this outfit doesn’t have pockets…
Every woman ever: Now you know our pain.
I swear, this is the most multi-talented man I've ever seen. I wanma be like him when I grow up...
More.
I'm a 25 year old man.
Jebus what am I doing with my life....
Good video by the way!
I love how he is so confident in his Spanish but has that look like "hope I'm saying this right, oh god"
Throwing the candle in the hot tub was a "bad idea". Everything leading up to that was OK though. Lmao
I like to imagine his wife just walks in at 10:52 and thinks to herself "What have I married?"
He is ultimate perfection to marry
He doesnt have a wife?
@@starissometimesstruck he does
@@S_Soulz they arent married yet tho?? I thought Brandon and... um... I forgot her name- were just gf and bf still!
@@starissometimesstruck I'm pretty sure they are married since he calls her "my wife" 👌
"a tall chicken? that's a turkey" that joke was awful and I saw it coming from a mile away... so why did I still laugh at it? xD
My gran died last Saturday, this is the first proper laugh I've had. Thank you.
Brandon no longer surprises me any more with his hilarious antics and messes but I must say, when that whole hot tub appeared with jets and everything my jaw dropped 😂
Me: reading the captions like it's actually what brandon is saying
Also Me: Shocked how fluent he is in spanish
The legend himself hearted my comment- This made my day :D
As a none Spanish speaker I was bit skeptical because of Gloria. I figured he must be more fluent then the subtitles.
@@mariezrozier8628 He doesn't edit the videos I think lmao
This isn’t google translate this is Brandon ruining his apartment just for us
I got an ad right as Brandon was jumping in the pool and was waiting in suspense
"In every case cheese is a good thing"
Literally everyone ever in Wisconsin history
"Marco..
.. *pollo!"*
Okay that was one of the best on the spot spanglish jokes ive heard lmao i almost choked brandon you are too funny and too much everything i hope you dont actually get salmonella please bathe in bleach just kidding dont but do something please love you
You know now...when im in a pool qnd hear MARCO im gonna automatically say chicken
@@chrissmith6862 omfg you made me think of a whole pool contaminated with salmonella ew lmao
Wtf he hearted my comment im crying he read me omg i lovee youuu please dont get salmonella you have a new born brandon lmao
@@_sch_eme_ haha.. doesnt it make you feel special when brandon notices you...
When life gives you lemons, squeeze the juice into a hair bowl with mayonnaise, mexican sour cream, and sunscreen 🙃
Sound like a plan 👍
You win this comment section.
@@goldiloks08 Im honored lmao 😂
You've become my comfort TH-camr, whether I'm anxious, sad, or just feeling a bit down, your videos always make me feel better
Same. He often fills the Jenna and cermet shaped hole in my heart.
Forg✨🐸
At the part at 0:04 seconds right after he played the little rif the end game intro came on in the other room and it synced perfectly
Seriously appreciate and love your videos. I'm struggling with depression and you seem to make me laugh every time. Congratulations to you and Gloria for bringing that bouncing baby boy into this world.
Hey u and my mom have the same name!! :)
@@starissometimesstruck thats super cool!
@@lynnh9808 my mom passed from covid about a week ago and ur reply made me think about her
Sitting in a packed ER waiting room waiting to be called back to be seen when Brandon says, "Don't worry your Boofed Chicken-Corn". And I crack up laughing.
I don't even care that everyone is staring.
Boofed chicken-corn?
That is Dad-joke level comedy gold!
Thanks for the laughter in a place that doesn't see much.
Why would people dislike this he’s amazing 😂
Facccttsssss
People with ZERO sense of humor!!
chicken lovers? 😂
The vegan teacher?
Maybe they’re extremely easy to offend
Alternate title: *Brandon following a recipe that was run through google translate many times while also risking his life in the process*
Isn't that every google translate video?
That was some good spanish and such a hillarious bit considering how little sense the subtitles made lmao I love being bilingual
The hot tub stream that we never asked for. But we all still appreciate at you.
*pats self*
Brandon: this outfit doesn’t have pockets
The outfit: huh? I have pockets just look 😂
EEEK!! HE LIKED IM SO HAPPY
Nobody's gonna talk how good Brandon looks in that outfit?
Who found him one day either on tiktok or youtube or something else but now hes apart of your daily routine and your obsessed
4:06 "HUAAAAAAAAH!-"
brandon: this is a family channel.
also brandon: *CORNHUB*
🤣🤣🤣
"Come here bowl" *walks after bowl as it floats away from him.* idk why, but this killed me. 🤣🤣🤣☠
OMG That killed me too
I can't begin to tell you how badly I needed this today. Now that everyone in the office thinks I'm insane for busting out laughing.... I shall return to work.
I have been waiting for this hot tub video ever since I saw Bridta's tiktok! lol
Me too!
me three!!!
Me five! ... I guess...
Me: *looks away from my phone for 20 seconds*
Me: *looks back*
Brandon: *already has a pool in his kitchen wearing a Spanish suit*
1:05 “or as I used to call it I AM STILL CURRENTLY WHITE” lol
Me: “Hey Brandon, can you hold this for me?”
Brandon: “Sorry my hands are slippery with salmonella.”
….wut🙃
Post edit: Brandon liked and highlighted my post😭🥰✨✨✨
When you edit your comment the heart goes away….sorry
@@kaitlin6184 oh well it was there while it lasted and it still made me happy so😂😊❤️
I absolutely love the Animal Crossing music in the background. The most calming music with the most outrageous man in one video 🙌🏻 I support it
he's like a kid who wants to cook when his parents aren't home 😂
That's why I'd never buy a glass top stove. Because hibachi that's why!!! 😂
Fun Fact: when the intro showed an unknown language in the subtitles while Brandon said “thank god,” it translated to “thanks to the owner upstairs!” 😁😂
5:12 you are supposed to use a fire extinguisher, fire extinguishers are used for only emergencies when there’s actually a fire.
Can everyone appreciate the fact that he brought a hot tub and inflated it in his kitchen-
Looks like a birthing tub to me. Maybe Gloria had a home birth
@@jessicasmith9006 maybe- I wouldn’t know what one looks like so I’ll just take your word for it-
he's been here 8 years...and in those eight years has still been the most funny man I've ever seen
As a Spanish person I was literally dying with the Spanish translations & the novela😭😂😂 not gonna lie, you don’t have bad pronunciation! Bilingual Brandon came into scene lmfao
I didn't catch his response to 'donde está la biblioteca'... Would you mind translating?
@@laureleivaupel407 I think he said “como ayudes a mi perro”, which should be “como ayudarías/ ayudarás / ayudo / ayudar a mi perro”. There are a lot of options lol. But it means “how would you/ will you/ will I / to help my dog”.
As a Hispanic, the intro was fluently good.
Imagine bringing friends home going into your kitchen and seeing your dad doing this
What would you even say at that point
You don't say anything to a chaos god. Just bow, and leave. Be thankful you still have all your fingers.
"Lucky for me, my ENTIRE girlfriend is all in Spanish as well." ~ Brandon September 2021~
You are literally the most funniest person ever😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
this makes me feel so much better. I have recently, two days ago, sprained my foot and Brandon's dad jokes are awesome!! Keep up the great work !!
i can confirm that the subtitles were very correct good job
That includes the Chinese subs at the end
the “dÓnDe eStÁ La biBLiOteCa” KILLED me omw
Ironic how at this time, if i had school today, id be in spanish class.
Me: *sees thumbnail* Of course there's a kiddie pool in his kitchen
An adult kiddie pool, with added salmonella.
him slowly chasing the bowl around the hot tub killed me!
“Dad why did you and mom break up”
Brandon: “There we’re E- Latte reasons”
11:31 just the way the chicken farted and Brandon's face LOL
I’ve been waiting for this ever since Dirtiest Dooder did the behind the scenes live!!!
We have a culinary project where we need a guest speaker on zoom, will you please be our quest speaker since you and Google translate are so good at cooking lol
As a Mexican I fully support this video and will confirm I laughed the whole time 😂😂😂😂😂 Love youuuu and your girl 😍
I saw the thumbnail and wasn't surprised. I am by your outfit though lol
5:25 Ya had to do it to em!
Lol the editor couldnt even bother to try and translate the spanish they just went with what they heard
Someone needs to start a GoFundMe for Brandon’s cleaner
Lol, we should 🤣 she could do fun stuff with it
I CANNOT IMAGIEN WHAT THAT PERSON IS GOING TROUGH TBH. i have tought about it for so long- imagine having to clean a broken hot tub in the middle of kitchen with corn, chicken, mayo and butter residue everywhere. Also smoking microwawe and 2 disassembled fire alarms 😂😂😂
@@Edge_Walker she films a behind the scenes channel. Her name is Bridta. Her channels are dirtiest dooder
I’m just impressed that he can play the accordion 🪗
I feel like what makes Brandon an even better youruber than he already is, is the dedication he puts in to all of his videos. I can't even begin to imagine how hard it is to clean up! But that's what makes him so wonderful and I love him for that ❤
He actually supports a friend who is a professional cleaner on his team. She returns the favor to us by filming the behind the scenes. Dirtiest dooder are her socials
Omg I love your videos so much I just started watching yesterday ur like the most funniest person I have ever seen. your videos always make me laugh and smile goodluck!
“My entire girlfriend is in Spanish as well”
I am done😭😂😂😂