Hi I wanna tell you Jesus Loves You So Much He Gave His Life for our sins so we can be forgiven from our sin and Go To Heaven! Gods Love For Us Is Unconditonal ❤❤
DerRoemer2000 the fact that i havent even seen the video and its completely out of context yet i still expect something like this is.... well... expected
Lilly Pookie 6:45 He is doing CPR on the pickle and it’s on top of his wristwatch, it’s literally on his watch and he is “on duty” (or on watch) making sure it doesn’t die... if a pickle could breathe and need CPR
I think we don't mention the guitar skills so much anymore because it's been established that Brandon has absolutely incredible talent in that area anyway.
Oh my god my husband and kids put eyes like that on our toilet and fridge while I was out of town. They are made with super strong glue. They’ve been on for two years...always a topic for conversation 😂
like the dude has guitar, singing, piano, and basketball skills, is funny, can be wholesome, and has gained a following on yt, he needs to save some of that talent for the rest of us tbh
Everyone talking about his life by himself at home when cooking Me: When could he move a basket ball like that Edit: all pickles are cucumbers but not all cucumbers are pickles
When you broke out the basketball my first thought was “I really hope he’s on the first floor” but then I remembered all of the other google translate videos and thought “meh, if the neighbors haven’t cared yet, they aren’t going to start now.”
Omg the googly eyes on the fridge!😂I feel like I haven't woken up yet until I watch your videos they are hilarious!😂❤also when you said "wait let me warm up" your actually really good at playing!
Mkay so I just watched the intro and he says "let me know when you get back from the hospital from your ankle surgery", i LEGIT just got back from getting a cast put on my foot for my broken ankle...
Alternate title: Google translate almost burns my kitchen down
Or: Google translate almost burns my kitchen down - again.
Per usual...
Well then every video would be named the same 😂
featuring S A L T
Hi I wanna tell you Jesus Loves You So Much He Gave His Life for our sins so we can be forgiven from our sin and Go To Heaven! Gods Love For Us Is Unconditonal ❤❤
I‘m surprised he didn‘t say “Bless you” to the iron.
Same 😂😂
DerRoemer2000 the fact that i havent even seen the video and its completely out of context yet i still expect something like this is.... well... expected
WHY IS NOBODY TALKING ABOUT HIS BASKETBALL MOVES? BRUH THAT WAS THE CLEANEST THING IVE EVER SEEN
RIGHT
I WAS LOOKING FOR A COMMENT LIKE THIS
owo :D sameeeeeee
Yessss
@@callmeh7372 bruh
Is anyone going to talk about how he just shredded on the guitar and broke our ankles in basketball
Ikr
fr them ball skills lmao XD
:3
Who would want to talk about it?😂😂
Why is no one talking about his guitar skills?
That was so cool af
Ik nobody talking bout the sweep picking???
IKR
WHY IS NO ONE TALKING ABOUT THE *FLAME*
But his basketball skills
@Hannah Lawrence I wish I was a good person, but I play fortnuts
His neighbors need to increase their renters insurance.
Yes
Can we just take a moment to celebrate that this guy cares about the little dudes? I mean, we literally just watched him give CPR to a Pickle. 😂🤣
I haven't even seen the video and I am scared for the future after reading this comment..🤣🤣
.................................................Ummm......................................................
Lol
And then bit its head off lmao
Yea .... cause of death i bite his face off 😆
@@Rowan69229 Omg yes lol 😆 😂 🤣
“You’re not going to die on my watch” best joke here
Agreed i was looking for this comment
I don’t get it
Lilly Pookie 6:45 He is doing CPR on the pickle and it’s on top of his wristwatch, it’s literally on his watch and he is “on duty” (or on watch) making sure it doesn’t die... if a pickle could breathe and need CPR
Alyssa Delaney ohh sorry I never noticed it was on a watch
Nobody:
Not a single soul:
Google Translate: A D D S A L T
A D D. W H. I. S. K. E. Y
A D D B U T T E R
(Red velvet translate)
P L
U N
G E R
A D D S U G A R
chocolate souffle
a child wrote that recipe
MORE SALT!!!!!
WHY THE HECK IS BRANDON SO TALENTED AT EVERYTHING?
idk
I was just wondering the same thing
Because he is a god
he’s cool :)
I literally was traveling through the comments, and no one is talking about Brandon's awesome shredding skills on the guitar.
I WAS ABOUT TO SAY😂😂😂😂
Saaaaame lmao
I now found two other comments talking about his guitar skills. Getting there, but we need more.
amaZing
I think we don't mention the guitar skills so much anymore because it's been established that Brandon has absolutely incredible talent in that area anyway.
Why is no one talking about the googly eyes on his fridge? 😂😂😂
They are too focused on him
His Guitar 🎸 skills distracted everyone lol 😆 🤣
Your wrong, you are
I think They are were made to know if there is a earthquake
Oh my god my husband and kids put eyes like that on our toilet and fridge while I was out of town. They are made with super strong glue. They’ve been on for two years...always a topic for conversation 😂
One of these days he is going to summon a demon with all these weird steps.
If he hasn't already 😂
He is the demonXDXDXD
199 like. And I can’t wait for him to
Okay and now we DDA EHT MAETS
*demonic roaring*
Jear dejus
The thing is is if he did do that he'd put the summoning spell into Google translate.... I just disturbed myself.😳
No one:
Not one soul:
Brandon: “cause of death I bit his face off”
Cannibles (I cant spell sorry) be like 👁👄👁
Brandon: The oil represents, uh, the sweat of Jesus
Me, a Christian: *Dying of laughter*
😂😂😂
Same could not get over that part
Time?
@@anastasia4025 4:53
Me, a satanist with religious trauma: *confused noises*
If normal humans are solids, this man is somewhere between partially melted slushy and liquid
So... a liquid?
@@dr.cornball1172 Bose-Einstein condensate
What
YES HE IS OMG🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Breed: different
Brandon is everyone’s personality when they’re home alone
Yo I got 4k bitchhhh
Yes
Most relatable comment in the whole section
For real tho😂😂
Ya but he's acts like that in public too
They're* also you're right 😂😂
Brandon: “Are you from Tennessee, because your hair smells nice”
Me: *Confused Tennessean noises*
I would like this but 69 likes soooo 👍
I'm so confused- (yesh I'm in Tennessee)
S A M E 💀
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
ROFLMAOLOL!!!
He sings, plays every single instrument, and has some nice ball handling skills! He’s so cool
2:01 "Why are you hot hot yet?"
--Jet of steam--
AHFGHAHAIHA
He says “Not” hot yet
@@honeybun6677 gay
@@deadlock8173 wtf- how is it gay-?
@@faithpainter3761 He appears to say "gay" at 2:04 or around there. What he actually said was "mKay"
Am I the only one who thought that the tricks he did with the basketball was lowkey cool and impressive....
And guitar
@@votelessphoenix6421 He is so talented!
I can't do basketball tricks or Guitar tricks for that mattet
Me: yea, I dont even like basketball.
My mind: definitely the only one who thought his amazing basketball stunts were cool.
._.
I just got out the hospital from ankle replacements
“The, um, oil represents...the ... sweat of Jesus? Good, be blessed”
Kokichi Kinnie you may be seated
#blessed falafel
“Are you from Tennessee cause your hair smells great”
Me who just took a shower: I- how did you know 👀👀
I am not but i still smell great ^^
How do you think I feel? I JUST HAD A BROKEN ANKLE😂😂😂
I just made a similar comment but how does he also know I live in Tennessee-
XxSydneypopYT xX same 🤭
Same!!
1:53 this was literally so cool I can’t 😭👍🏼
Brandon: Are you from Tennessee?
Me: um no.... 😳
*Anxiously looks behind me while sitting on my couch in Tennessee*
Lol I’m from Tennessee too and my face went from :D to ಠ_ಠ because he knows where I live.
@@ChristianTorres07 lmao
He always finds out
How did he know I live here??? 🤨🤨🤨
@@Maggie-sø-cøøl bro ur username is killin me
It’s never good when they say “I saw this on tik tok.” 😂 bad things always happen
Am I the only one surprised by his basketball tricks? Why is this dude so talented
Julianna Miller and his guitar
First ever liked comment let’s goooo
like the dude has guitar, singing, piano, and basketball skills, is funny, can be wholesome, and has gained a following on yt, he needs to save some of that talent for the rest of us tbh
He is literally so talented
Imagine being Brandons girlfriend then walking into him talking to Chick Peas
Probably better than my girlfriend when she walked in to me watching chicks pea.
I'm sure she's walked into stranger moments with him
If he has one
i was thinking walking in on pickle cpr
I think she is used to walking in on him doing weird stuff!😂😂😂
This man is a comedian, and a musician. He can play guitar and piano-
Wait omg "ur not gonna die on my watch" while it was on his watch is the best joke I've heard in a while
I was really hoping he would say “Kevin!” while spitting out the pickle.
YES IVE BEEN WAITING FOR A COMMENT LIKE THIS- I love this comment so muchhh-
Me too the pickle needs a name
kEvIn!
ROFL!
The fact that I just took a shower and he keeps sniffing the camera saying “Your smell nice” is killing me.
The fact I have not yet showered makes it even funnier to me 😂
ROFL!!!
Same
Iron: * hiss *
Brandon: yeah I know I messed up...your not even suppose to be here!
Me : she doesn’t even go here!! 😂😂
Um this might be weird but are you talking about the line in mean girls like when he says "she doesn't even go here" thing no ok...
@@lindseyspringer504 yea
Is it just me or whenever I see a tiny pickle it reminds me of the video when he kept spitting up tiny pickles.
UGH, KEVIN!
Brandon is literally the best and makes me laugh all the time . I can’t beli he’s no time famous either yet
Can we just take a moment to realize how amazing his guitar solo was?? 😯😲🙊
Have you seen his music channel?
Yea so cool 😃🙊🙊🙊🙊🙊🙈🙈🐵🦄
@@LiciaYoung no
What is his music Channel
He probably put a video on and made it look like he played it
Why is nobody talking about his handles those were the cleanest moves ever ngl
Yes they werr
They really were
His what??
@@GracefullyHigh His handling skills of that spherical orange sports ball.
Yeh wtf?! I was blown away
Anyone else not feel like there day hasn’t fully started until they watch the video of the day ?
Meeeeeee that’s what I first do when u wake up
I just wanted to be one of the first
Yes
Mee, I feel like this, though I get the videos at 2pm
Rachel Proud That is going to be me soon with my new job I won’t be able to watch till 4pm
"Tha time of death, 4:59pm. Cause of death....I bit his face off."
and then the sensdyne lmao
That was hilarious!
6:44 literally every Grey's anatomy episode ever
He stood there and played that sick solo on the guitar, yet he makes these kind of videos xD What??
Ikr?! A man full of surprises. Like was he in a metal band or something? That was pretty good.
He has another channel for his guitar stuff, he's amazingly talented
@@vickym2607 what's it called 🥺👉🏼👈🏼
No one:
Brandon: "Mind if I take a moment to gather my thoughts?"
Also Brandon: "EUGHHHHH"
How is his kitchen cleaner than mine after everything it's been through?
Because he has Bridta lol (his professional wizard of a cleaner)
Me when Im home alone and talk to my imaginary camera and youtube channel
Is no one questioning the eyes on his fridge-
because it's now normal that we see the eyes on the fridge
@@Helloimalex14 I've never noticed them before- 🤣🤣
@@princessryuk5250 well now you have
Brandon resuscitating a pickle on top of a watch: you're not gonna die on my watch
this is top tier humor
“To make yogurt soup- nnno thank you” killed me
I love how all of his videos, mostly the google translate videos, have like their own specific joke
Dude you got ball skillz and the metal skillz! And the making us laugh our asses off skillz!
"We need to warm up." *sexy solo strike*. Me: melted.
“Mind if I gather my thoughts for a second?” *INTENSE SUCKING*
That could be seen 2 ways.
Andrew H oh-
*inhaling
My normal mind: she mean inhaling
My dirty mind: she means somthing else
Me: ehh I'll just like this and go back to watch the video
Y’all have dirty minds...
they clean and fix their house only to be destroyed by him
HAHAHAHA and I LOVE YOUR PROFILE PICTUREEEEEE 🥺🥺
Everyone talking about his life by himself at home when cooking
Me: When could he move a basket ball like that
Edit: all pickles are cucumbers but not all cucumbers are pickles
For real omg
I was just thinking that!
Same, I was like is nobody gonna talk about how he move the basketball like that
Same I was like- 👁️👄👁️ "wow"
I died when he started doing CPR on the pickle🤣🤣😂
He represents all of our personalities when we are home alone, just fun and weird!
“Are you from Tennessee...because your hair smells great”
~Brandon 2020
I’m sorry, but the second time he threw the bottle did it LAND??
Well- Yes. It did.
The basketball and drink is Brad Paisley’s TikTok dance to his newest song “No I in Beer”
the way Brandon shredded the guitar
it's so good
brandon has so many hidden talents. next video: Brandon tries to fly with google translate.
YES🤣🤣🤣
"Google Translate's gonna make me... die"
Why is not anyone talking about how good he is at basketball??😂😂😂
Deadass I was so suprised
Or guitar
@@re5wesker281 yeah that too
Came here for THIS
I honestly don't think I've ever laughed so much at one person in my entire life he is hilarious effortlessly funny and a great person as well
'' Riot '' And that's why the Prison installed more security cameras
5:08
Just came back from a run arm pits smelling terrible
Me: thanks ur too nice
I swear to god hes literally good at EVERYTHING he does, comedy, guitar, piano, basketball
Like h o w t f
Me: *is living for my freshly washed nice smelling hair*
Brendon: *sniffs*
Me: >. >... Wait-
its weirder when u live in Tennessee
“You’re not gonna die in my watch”. Genious 😂
"are you from Tennessee cause your hair smells great"
me who hasn't washed my hair in a week: no but thank you 👁️👄👁️
I haven't washed my hair in 3 days 👁👄👁 it's looks like i haven't washed it in a month
amateurs, I haven't washed mine in months 👁️👄👁️
@@soren9715 👁👄👁 that's a long time I have did that before but I accually like showers
As a trans guy, Brandon saying “it was his fault” made me feel... special
brandon is amazing you handsome human being
as a trans guy, me too. not me randomly getting gender euphoria from someone pointing at a camera and saying "his"
same -.-
Same 🗿
This man is amazing at everything! The basketball, the guitar, the singing and definitely the cooking! I forgot the entertaining….and many more!!!!!
The shirt trick with the basketball 😭😂😂😂
Brandon: “Let me know when your out of the hospital for your ankles” Me: “Sangwoo?”
Whos thay
AHAHhahah NOYA I'M A REALLY BIG FAN SAY HI TO TANAKA FOR ME PLEASE
ROOOLLLLLLLINNNNNGGGGGGGG THHHUUUNNNNNDDDEEEERRRRRRRRR
👁👄👁 alr 😺
are you sure it's not atsume 🐝 🧎♂️🏌️♂️
That is what I was thinking when he said that 🤣
Why hasn't anyone mentioned the gigantic roll of toilet paper in the bathroom lmao
Every time he whispers to the camara I feel like I’m ease dropping on a Conversation between him and the ghost in my room😂
Nobody:
Not even Brandon:
The fridge and Cinnamon Toast Crunch having a staring contest in the background
This guy isn't alone even when he's alone isnt he
When you broke out the basketball my first thought was “I really hope he’s on the first floor” but then I remembered all of the other google translate videos and thought “meh, if the neighbors haven’t cared yet, they aren’t going to start now.”
“It’s sensodyne, just in case some of you are offended by this video” 😂 -Brandon 2K20
Can we just appreciate how good brandon is at basketball
ARE WE NOT GONNA TALK ABOUT HOW GOOD HIS DRIBBLING IS?!?!??
Who else instead of paying attention to what was going on just looked at the giant eyes on the fridge...nobody? Just me? Ok
Brad Urban I legit didn’t notice lol
Lol I couldn't pay much attention to anything else. I need info on the giant eyes!
i did not even notice tbh
once I saw them they were all I noticed.
Arianna Cortez that’s Amy’s fault 😂🤣
Google translate makes hamburgers but turns out it’s a burrito
Omg the googly eyes on the fridge!😂I feel like I haven't woken up yet until I watch your videos they are hilarious!😂❤also when you said "wait let me warm up" your actually really good at playing!
The "you're not gonna die on my watch" while it's on his watch😂😂👏👏👏
The fact I’m actually from Tennessee kinda freaks me out
Him: Um nothing we are just talking about jesus stuff,shut up.
Me: 👁👄👁
"No, nothing... We're talking Jesus stuff" 😂
Brandon’s Super Power: making Sad people smile
Me: that’s righttt 😏
Ok but the “Not on my watch” joke when he was saving the dill. DAT WAS A AMAZING JOKE 100%
The way Brandon was so amused when he was spraying the iron things.
Mkay so I just watched the intro and he says "let me know when you get back from the hospital from your ankle surgery", i LEGIT just got back from getting a cast put on my foot for my broken ankle...
😂 I wish you a speedy recovery 🙌🏽😂
@@imbrandonfarris Thank you very much, ill be indulging in your content during my recovery for sure 👍
How's the ankle doing now?
@@Piarou well its coming along, I rolled the opposite one last night at Taekwondo though 😑
@@PhoenixRising1310 Ouchy.
/me hands you a chocolate covered stroopwafel as comfort-snack
Brandon “are you from Tennessee”
Me who’s actually from Tennessee “WHERE ARE YOU? How did you know...”
Brandon: “Are you from Tennessee, cause your hair smells great.”
Me: I just got a free shout out and a complement-
I smell eddsworld
I smell eddsworld
You smell right
dang the basket ball went through his shirt smooth.
00:29 OK those were some smooth moves 😏
I love how he has massive googly eyes on his fridge lmao
“Time of death, 4:59pm, cause of death... I bit its face off” -Brandon 2020
Edit: wow thanks for all the likes :D
I want a “full”afel not a halfafel 😂😂😂😂😂
Anna Loren Dekle im not superstitious but i am a little stitious
Can we just appreciate Brandon's basketball skills for a minute?!?! 😵😵😵
I love the eyes on the fridge so much I did it to my own and I even superglued them on 😄