Brandon is one of those people who likes talking to himself just like I do. Thanks brandon for your videos. I hope that when I see a donut I don't roast it.
@@hevbushnell4013 Kelly is the name he gave to a bridal portrait that he received in the mail by accident. He got a hold of the real bride (her name isn't actually Kelly) and she was ok with him making her bridal portrait his 'cohost' for future videos.
Ahmed Gamer he’s the original son of god the other one is just a rip off that got copyrighted and was put on a stick three things peaking out and was sacrificed to the copyright gods
Stays up all night watching his videos. “How was your nap?” Me; “I haven’t slept...” *scoffs* “I know you took one.” Me; “I. Haven’t. Sleep.” *me thinking he’s gonna let it go* “Hi, how are you...I know you took a nap.” *throws phone*
@@richietozier1974 that's a lie. If you don't sleep for over 72 hours, you become clinically insane, and the longest time anyone has ever stayed awake for is 11 days, and two weeks is 14 days. So for your information, you're a liar. Thank you.
Btheafterparty I was just at a dollar store with my 4 and 6 yr old some old lady looked directly at them and told them they need to back up . With the biggest attitude. I told her off
What is going on in my mind at 5:27: Google translate:Bake another cake- Google:because we already know that your donuts are going to end up not being donuts
Google translate: "Let it cook at room temperature." Brandon: "Thats just a fancy way of saying let it cool." Me: "I'm a use that in real life from now on."
Brandon is one of those people who likes talking to himself just like I do. Thanks brandon for your videos. I hope that when I see a donut I don't roast it.
Lol 😂 love the pun!!!
100th like
Lmaooo
I am your 666th like 😎
I like your name. Lol
Did anyone else not know that he has a tattoo? Or was that just me
I didn’t know that either I was looking in the comments to see if anyone noticed
He has a tattoo???
ReachForTheSkye i didnt know he did till now lol
What's it of?
ReachForTheSkye lol where is it
“You’re short and people must think your weird.” *relatable*
When he said that I laughed so hard
That literally describes me lmao
Tbh that’s true
Me too man
Ha short people
“We’ll go back to the mingling thing in a couple of weeks.”
Me sitting at home in 2021 still not being able to see anyone 😀
Sad but true
There it is 😂
;-;
👁👄👁 😞😞😞😞 I’m so lonely
Smart imagine having it still cant relate
“How long do I mix it for, it’s turning into dough”
“Oh that makes sense”
😂😂😂😂
Ikr!
Anyone else have a hard time watching his content cuz it so funny it hurts?!?
All the time
Emaline90 yes 😂
6:10 yes
True true 😂
Cramps just rly hit you at the qrong timed
"Dark and pale? Nobody told me you could be both of those at the same time."
Michael Jackson:
Am I a joke to you?
You goin to hell😂
I read this while he said this 0-0
bahahhahahahah
Hell is coming for you 😂😂😂🤣
This is a *RASICT* joke
Brandon: *gets pretty normal instructions*
Also Brandon: *punches butter violently*
“It’s turning into dough....oh...that makes sense” -Brandon 😂
He is so used to it turning out badly by then he is surprised when it is going well😂
Well it was more like a “OhHhHhHhHhHhHhHhHhhh”
YA IT MAKES SENSE🤣😂
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
2:28
He's like the family friendly version of Ryan Reynolds
for some reason the way he said “how was your first nap” sounded just like him
This is so accurate it hurts 😂
Duuude yaass lol
I WAS THINKING THAT AND I LOOKED DOWN AT THE COMMENTS AND SAW THIS IM CRYING😂😂😂😂😂 why is that in all caps
I was gonna say hes like Ryan Reynolds if he had T.J Miller's accent
It's cute that he wears a bracelet with his girlfriend's name on it (Gloria).
Who is Kelly tho??
@@hevbushnell4013 Kelly is the name he gave to a bridal portrait that he received in the mail by accident. He got a hold of the real bride (her name isn't actually Kelly) and she was ok with him making her bridal portrait his 'cohost' for future videos.
@@HaleyDrake123 oh. Didnt know that ._. XD
Quick question I am new to thw channel but is where is his wife.
@@jaymiwrobel872 he is not married to anyone right now he was a girlfriend and her name is Gloria
When he started “beating” the butter I was drinking water and almost choked 🤣🤣🤣
@i miss my cat.😿 yes.
during one of his videos i was drinking soda and i laughed so hard it came out of my nose
I was eating nuggets :,D I’m no longer eating nuggets-
I’ve never seen so much ketchup on a computer ;-;
"'Dark and pale' can you be dark and pale?"
*emo kids dying everywhere*
Lmao i didnt think of that
Lmao
Aka Virgil Sanders
Yes
marvel addict yes
“And butter. Oh wait, beat. I’m sorry.”
*aggressively beats butter to death*
Jear Desus
Tf is Jear Desus?
Ahmed Gamer he’s the original son of god the other one is just a rip off that got copyrighted and was put on a stick three things peaking out and was sacrificed to the copyright gods
Tsukki but in hetalian font oh yea, I think his real name is cesus jhist
beans uwu lmao😂
beans uwu best name ever
the fact that i’m watching this now, after i JUST woke up from a 4 hour nap....
Do you mean my sleep?
I know this gets said a lot, but Brandon really never fails to both put a smile on my face and make me laugh even on a really bad day. Thank you.
Brandon: if your anything like me...
Me: I'm n-
Brandon:I'm sorry your short and people must think your weird.
Me: *shocked* how did you know...
And I oop- im medium size and VERY weird
Yes it’s to true
How did he no!🤣
Same
VERY true for me UnU
Stays up all night watching his videos.
“How was your nap?”
Me; “I haven’t slept...”
*scoffs* “I know you took one.”
Me; “I. Haven’t. Sleep.”
*me thinking he’s gonna let it go*
“Hi, how are you...I know you took a nap.”
*throws phone*
I stayed up al, night right now it is 1:11
It’s three AM
Its 00:10.... 😅
It’s 1:41 rn.... I’m not tired but I’ll be sleeping all day today.
That is meeee
First thing he said: “How was your nap?”
Me before watching this video: sleeping
Fr tho
Exactly
same lol
No da tho🤣
wait when you sleep, aren't you taking long naps
"are you beating your butter down there too....don't answer that."
got me laughing so hard!🤣
*just woke up this morning*
"how was your nap?"
O-O
Christine Edwards me too 😂
Long boi nap
Same thing
I was just about to say that😂
HOW DID YOU KNOW
During the Coronavirus “break” i only want to watch Brandon because he actually is funny and very entertaining
SIenna13 R agreed!!
Same... My Spanish teacher is making us Zoom pretty much everyday and do stupid work tho
I'm doing this right now because there is nothing to do during quarantine 😂
Anna Banana oof
one of the only youtubers who entertains me no matter what the video is
“dark and pale? nobody told me you could be both of them at the same time.”
people with vitiligo: am i a joke to you
💔💔💔💔-Tokyo
@Something Odd Animations patches supremacy babyyy
Patchessssss
😂😂
stolen comment
Brandon: why is nobody mingling. Oh social distancing. Come back in a couple of week.
9 months later: still not aloud to mingle
Over a year later: You know what? We're getting there...Kinda...Not really...
Nine months after your comment...
::: *STILL not allowed to mingle*
I think quarantine is over..? Maybe? Idk anymore
Its still here, just its not as noticed or cared for as much
I don’t know how he comes up with these either way I Stan
First
I love your pfp Patrick looks like he’s seen some stuff
@@bluemoonbm8638 thanks bro
"HeLlO!! Are you beating your butter down there too?....Don't answer that..." Ha🤣
@imbrandonfarris Thank you so much for liking my comment! I love you Brandon! ❤️
HE LITERALLY BEATS THE HELL OUT OF THE BUTTER!!!🤣😂🤣😂
Veena 😂😂
It's the best
Same bro
Well he is lil butter.🙈
Nah, he beat the devil out it, Bob Ross style😄
the fact that i took a nap before this makes it 10x better
"could go for another nap, HOW WAS YOUR FIRST NAP(whispers)".
"CEO of wanting to know how your nap went"
The MOST underated TH-cam series of ALl TIME
What do you mean this video alone has 1,000,000 views
ALI time?
@@elijaha773 its auto correct
@@jamiegrattan6773 But underATED isn't. Underrated would be the autocorrect.
prince ali, fabulous he
“you may not think that’s gonna turn into a donut ; i don’t either” 😂😂😂 .
"For example, peanut butter" his sigh after that made me laugh out loud.
“Heat about 1 inch of neutral oil”
“SIGH”
“( for example, peanut butter)“
“To 375F using a skillet pan”
"We'll get back to the mingling in a couple of weeks"
doubt
"We will continue to join in a few weeks"
Denial
Traumatized Llama “a couple of weeks” _7 thousand years later_
@@burg3r 😂😂😂
Months* or years* 😶
167 days man
This man reminds me of Bob Ross, Brandon is the Bob Ross of TH-cam
but like the dumb funny kind lmao
Except he doesn’t have the Afro, bro
"If you're like me, your short and people think your weird"
*Me slowly walking away that's I'm only 5'2 and in 9th grade*
“How was your nap?”
Me, who actually took a nap: “good-...” looking around to see if there are any camera’s
I just randomly woke up in the middle of the night it’s 2:11 lmao
I did actually took nap today how he know? It was good but uncomfotable
@@ImSKRIPZ same but its 3:25
@@ImSKRIPZ same but it’s 1:30 👀
same
“Does this camera angle make me look short, what camera angle does life use?” Man you making quarantine better and better every day
Right! I like when he looks out the door and says how theres no mingling and then he's like oh right social distancing.
İ can agree with that 💯 percent
When he put the finished “donut” in his mouth and spit it out I died-
I literally choked on my sandwich while laughing at that part. Best way to die in quarantine i guess.
Faye James lmao I had juice and it went everywhere
So did he
“Even the smallest person can change the course of the future.” - Lady Giladeria, to Brandon.
- napped
- short
- people think Im weird
I feel called out here-
Same tho 😂
Same here lol
Why are anime (/game) characters replying to me lmao 🤔
Same :V
@@saschanikita idk, but that continues...
1:23 *Brandon becomes Howtobasic*
"Are you beating your butter down there too?"
"Don't answer that."
Brandon after he reads a sentence that makes zero sense: “Quarantine has gotten to you huh.”
One of my favs lol
“Are you beating your butter down there too?! “ bruh what-
Makenzee Aguiar 69th like😤💪🏾
Makenzee Aguiar 😂😂
You're obviously new if you think thats weird😂
How Gordon Ramsay cooks after yelling at a chef 1:22
Lol
So it's you again
Edit: only 17 likes and this comment was posted 23h ago, also i'm the first one to "reconize" you, i feel special now.
@@praisebingus7332 or. People just don't point it out as much. Plus he's anime known mostly. So that may be another reason
So we meet again... Nice to see you
It's you
Brandon: ”How was your nap?” Me, hasn't slept for 3 days: ”pretty good, thank you”
S L E E P
i actually took a nap while watching this video tho
I haven’t slept for over 2 weeks
Thats been me the past few days... I've gotten addicted to anime for a second time. ;-;
@@richietozier1974 that's a lie. If you don't sleep for over 72 hours, you become clinically insane, and the longest time anyone has ever stayed awake for is 11 days, and two weeks is 14 days. So for your information, you're a liar. Thank you.
“I didn’t know I’d be roasting myself.” Honestly I kind of expected it..
He rosted me to
@@sidneycirone9886 roasted* too*
“We’ll come back to the mingling in a couple weeks”
That didn’t age well.
Uh yeah still hasn't aged well
It still hasn't
I'm worried it never will.
@@pastelglider we got the vaccine where i live tho
Hopefully it'll help us. If they just get it over with already and we can move on. I hate this!
Google translate chocolate chip muffins!
Me: *looks at the thumbnail*
Also me: "what the hell is even that?!"😂
I thought he had half a arm
@@joejonasfromcamprock886 same😑
hello lgbtq community
@@felixislovely7in392 hi
Omg I love ur profile pic!
“i know you napped” me who woke up just to watch brandon: 🧍🏻 HUH
“i didn’t know you could be short and weird!”
*lil huddy has left the chat*
Lol
LOL
Brandon: “how was your nap?”
Clock: *2 am*
Me: “ *ah... g o o d m o r n I n g* “
First lol
@@savannaht5585 I’ve seen “first” comments before but never a “first” reply
him “oh social distancing we’ll come back in a week “
seven months later
“ me “this is a long long week
9 months now?
10 months now
A year later...
(March 2020) Brandon: "We'll come back for mingling in a couple weeks". Me, rewatching in August 2021- "Sure."
"6 feet people! God"
Me: moves phone back "you don't have to be so aggressive about it"
Btheafterparty I was just at a dollar store with my 4 and 6 yr old some old lady looked directly at them and told them they need to back up . With the biggest attitude. I told her off
Brandon:
“How was your nap?”
Me:
“hOw DiD yOu KnOw?!”
I literally woke and watched this video
Duckee God I was in my pjs about to sleep then I yelled at my phone to Brandon don’t judge me
Me be like "Brandon are u under my bed?!?!"
I literally just woke up to watch this
"Oh hello are you beating your butter down there too?.... Don't answer that."
*i have been a wattpad too long* 😂😂
Bruh same
What's a wattpad?
@@keshaartis8365 oh you poor innocent child😭
I can relate, all I've done for the past week is read on Wattpad and I don't think I'm ok mentally anymore 😂😂😂
Wattpad starts everything
“I know you took a nap.”
“I don’t like na-“
“How was your first naps. “
“We’ll come back to the mingling in a few weeks” Ha haha ha ha-ha... ha
Honyhopssasa *fake laughs at the fact your (I’m guessing) fake laugh was so spot on....*
"Short and people think your weird"
Me staring into nothingness as he literally described me.
Fucking same dude, how tall are you?
Cries in 5’1
cries in 6"3
@ all my friends
Oh damn, now i feel talllll, I'm a 5ft 9 girl
Why am I dying over a grown man physically assaulting a bowl I- 😂
i dont know but i am too
Me too
Big sad same
how is this balanced
Brandon: I will come back to the Mingling thing in a couple weeks
Me:yeahhh a couple weeks
Brandon: "What camera angle does life use?"
Me: *Points at pupil*
Me: Wakes up from nap.
Brandon: hi, i know you took a nap
Me: OH HEEEEEECK NO
“What’s the boiling temperature of peanut butter?” 😂😂😂
“You’re short,...and people think you’re weird..”
Me being 4’11 and the weirdo of the group: ...🥸🥸🥸
Mina? Is that you?
Me, 5'2" and a complete gremlin: I feel ya
NOO he ,s not SHOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
My friend's 4'9
I love how he beats the butter with his fists instead of a beater.
I just woke up from a nap, I'm the shortest in my class and yes, people think I'm weird 😂
Edit: Thanks for the likes ❤️ It made my day 🌟
1:00 It was good, thanks for asking ☺
Dude sammeee
I'm the weirdest kid in band😅
Omg same!
same tho
Yesss same I love Brandon
The fact a grown man is punching his food is hilarious
You should watch HowToBasic then lmao
"Hey i'm Brandon spanking new here what's google translate"
-Brandon Farris
Me:
*falls asleep at 1PM wakes up at 4 and goes to youtube*
Brandon:
"How was your nap"
Me:
O•O
Me: *Notices Brandon’s tattoo*
Also me: He should get a Jear Desus tattoo!
The first 10 seconds and I’m already relating on a spiritual level👌🏾
“It was burning, why didn’t you say something? You were napping weren’t you?” I can’t! 🤣🤣🤣
I love how Brandon actually beats the mix instead of mixing it with a spoon like a normal person 🤣🤣
0:28 me: “love ur chicken pose”
Brandon: “mY fInGeRs ArE cOlD”
No one:
Literally no one:
Brandon: *beating up butter*
"We'll come back to the mingling in a few weeks."
(1 year later)
"Why is no one mingling!"
*Constantly asking how the nap was*
Me who woke up two minutes ago: It was ok. . . thank you?
Oh my gosh-I died when he read, "Bake a cake until it's raining!" LOL This is like Mad Libs cook book!!!!
Omg yes!!
I was called out twice in like 45 seconds HOW DARE YOU BRANDON!
“ If your anything like me your probably short and people think your weird”
me: ah yes
“we’ll come back in a couple weeks”
6+ months later...
It’d 2021 and were still here .
Amateurs
@@ParvathyGames what’d you say punk?
@@Sharkguy-tx7rx AMATEURS
Pfft, pathetic - chuckles in over half way through 2021 and covid still going-
The pause and sigh before reading the words "peanut butter" made me choke on my lunch (ironically PB&J)
Brandon: “how was your nap”
Me: “i went to sleep at 12 am...woke up at 2....am.”
I NEED SLEEP REALLY BADLYYYY HELP
*LeT tHe InSoMnIa FlOw ThRu YoU* Fr tho I have never related to a comment more than right now😂
“We’ll come back to the mingling in a few weeks”
Umm... about that.... it’s been almost a year
You should do google makes cure for Coronavirus... oh... wait...
We already have the cure though! Just delete and reinstall 2020 and BOOM we fix it!
Me : laying down to take a nap
Brandon : how was your nap
Me: excuse me what 😳
" Does this camera angle make me look short?"
...........
"What camera angle does life use?"
hahaha
Okay starting a petition for Brandon to make his own cooking show 😂 I would totally watch that
YEP YEP YEP
“I know you napped.”
I WHEEZED
I fell asleep watching TH-cam. woke up and you said "it was burning you said nothing, you were napping huh?" And I freaked out... lmak
What is going on in my mind at 5:27:
Google translate:Bake another cake-
Google:because we already know that your donuts are going to end up not being donuts
Brandon : tea-spoon
Daz: TIME FOR A TEA PARTY
Only daz fans will understand
“If you’re anything like me, I’m sorry, you’re short and people must think you’re weird.”
Nothing more accurate than this 😅
Google translate: "Let it cook at room temperature."
Brandon: "Thats just a fancy way of saying let it cool."
Me: "I'm a use that in real life from now on."
“We’ll come back to the mingle if thing in a couple of weeks”.... hahahahahahahahahahhahHahahahHhHahahahahHhHhahahshahHAhahahahahahahahHa no
ikr
"hello are you beating your butter down there too" **brandon realizing what he just said** "don't answer that" lmao that killed me