Cheating on Theresa | KINGDOM COME
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 7 ม.ค. 2023
- Whilst going to Theresa to get his clothes repaired, Henry is questioned about his mysterious long baths.
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I am faithful, Theresa 🤥
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I never got with her. Only bath ladies for me!
This video is the reason I proceeded to spend 30 dollars to buy the deluxe edition and I can say that those 30 dollars were not wasted
He wears the helmet so she can’t see his panicked face
Panicked and shameful. Lied to his wife and lied on his honor
@@theprophet9428 Theyre not married
It's to hide the syphilis.
"Good thing we were wearing helmets. None of us could bear to look her in the eye"
@@bobafett9348 Excellent reference
don't you DARE disrepect Theresa. That woman is a gem of all gems
only if there were more women like her nowadays huh
She ghosted me after our first time, she must have smelled the stank on my hang-down. I'm never leaving a gratuity at the bathhouse ever again if they can't get the bathing part right.
Right she's easily best girl
she broke the ranking scale a scale of 1 to 10 doesn't apply to her
@@quietmoodmusic she 12
My buddie named his son Henry. Everytime i see him i break out the "oh thank the lord henry's come to see us" or "ohh henry you feel quite hungry!?"
Don't forget to ask if he'd like to bet on the rattay tourney.
@@reedgfx435 put a little wager on it, you mean?
Does he also Knock people out and then say "I'm feeling kinda Hungry" just as they pass out.
@@xLionsxxSmithyx he is like 2 so no knockouts yet. But he has destroyed several of my buddies warhammer models so he will be there in no time.
@@TheTrueArchonFTW I can imagine your mates pretending it's alright, and shouting ffs when in private.
You came to her so she can sew for you and she instantly correctly accused you of cheating. Godamn I love this game
The one and true married man simulator
So realistic😂😂
As a man with a jealous girlfriend this is exactly how it is, except she doesnt believe you when you deny it
And this is why i like guys. They don't accuse people of cheating with no proof. If they're a good guy, that is. Being into men has it's benefits. Like the fact that i can actually relate to the person i'm romantically involved with. If there is a god, his biggest mistake was making women's hormones so different from ours. Their whole brain chemistry makes their personality different from men in most cases, and if i'm gonna live with someone, i want to be able to relate to them and understand them. After all, communication is key.
@@dreyvinnashhonestly, always say this with my bros whenever we witness a "woman moment"... it'd be much easier being gay.
Of course, that's not the case for everything, but i totally get what you're saying
That beaky nose of hers 🤣🤣
She smells the sun rise every morning
🤡
Beaky beaky
I cackled at that haha
I wanna suck the boogers out of it 🤗
Knowing her assassin skills, I guess those bath girls will start to disappear.
Yes, I wonder where she learned the skill of archers, better than the steppe people, and the style of scouts - to pierce armor with a misericordе
Ah yes the game I spent a irl week in the starting town so I could upgrade my sneak and steal skills high enough to just knock out and steal anyone's shit...
KO'd a guard and stole a full suit of mail within 30 minutes of starting.
You can beat the snot out of Kunesh all day long, thanks to him needing to be able to be hurt for the quest, but not killed outright for later in the game. Beating him in his barn won't be noticed. If you silent takedown a couple guards in the right spots, to take their weapons, to can max strength, warfare and most weapon skills before leaving Skalitz too. You can be tough enough to not bleed out from the arrow in the cutscene and kill all the Cumans before Talmberg. 😎
I continuously beat the crap out of the cows and stabbed them to get my combat up. It’s a good strategy.
@@92ford13 You MONSTER! 😱
You have to approach things like you would in real life. For example, in this mission I was sent to look after a man hiding with the charcoal burners, and two thugs were stalking the camp. So I tried fighting them and I got fucked up royally. Reloaded a tried again multiple times, still got beaten into a pulp. So I instead backtrack to the captain of the guard, telling him there were two suspicious thugs nearby. He shows up in full plate armor with his buddies a crushes the thugs without breaking a sweat.
I looted the bodies afterwards. Brains over brawn.
"NO! What the hell? How would you know that?" Is my exact response when I get called out too lmao.
🐟🦑🦐🦀🐠
the way he said that was so funny for some reason
"look lady, I'm gonna die before 35 just let me live"
Even 50 years ago you could have 2-3 families a second town over from the closest, easy as pie.
Today though with enough money you can get land and build a quadplex manor. Have a laugh cause your equivalent to a lord 1000 years ago. With all the women contently knowing.
No wonder it’s called kingdom “come”
More like Kingdom came after 2 minutes
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@@theblackbaron4119 it’s average
@@TheGamingToaster I-I thought the average was half a minute...
@@sirxcasotay8834 Don’t worry, I thought it was 10 seconds
@@TheGamingToaster damn I thought it was .003 milliseconds 😔
"Why do you stink like that?"
"Oh, I just had a bath."
*Success*
I went to Skalitz IRL and it's not been the same since sigismund and his men came through
Yeah those nomads really mucked things up, damn Cumans
Real life is completely different than a game
@@theforgottenrunnerlook at the brains on you
@@theforgottenrunner wow! really??
@@theforgottenrunnerwell Ratay and Sasaw Monastery are pretty similar
This game is such a treasure. Unironically one of the greatest games of all time
I think that this is the proper attire for when you argue with your wife about cheating
All that is missing is a can of Stella 🍺
I really love this game. Kingdom come is such a thrill to play. I pretty much ignored everything and became a hunter my second play through though, so fun, did a lot of running away 😂
Playing a stealth build was pretty fun get all of the black clothes you can and armor and use a short sword and bow
@@themanicman8458until you needed to lockpick... then I just wanted to shoot myself.
@@themanicman8458 how tf do you get good with the bow I spent probably 2 weeks practicing and I just can’t hit SHIT with the bow in kingdom come
@@scarecrow0774 Honestly idk but I would do a lot of the archer competitions and that got me quite good
@@scarecrow0774 you could try installing a mod that add some kind of pointer when you equip a bow, so you wont shoot blind. You still need a practice yes, but at least it reduce a difficulty somewhat
Man the perk and the benefits of clean clothes and armor way outweigh her being angry if you fail the check 😂
Ye, one should be able to tell her that
Man i forgot just how good this game was.
Same. I kinda wanna to back and complete it fully.
It was really good but the ending was kinda shit (because there isn't a sequel)
That smoker laugh 😂😂
Man the way you said "noo, what the hell?? How would you know that?" was so funny7 for some reason lmao
The pastor was clapping CHEEKS
Never once cheated on Theresa, wtf is wrong with you she is a ray of sunshine and loyal to the end! ❤
I used to do it for the charisma boost but then she got mad at me for it so I stopped lol
@@GothicLeviathan haha fair enough :D
@@GothicLeviathanI had 20 charisma after visiting her never am I going to cheat on her.
I kinda plowed divishs wife but other than that we're golden
One of the best games I've ever played.
That good eh?
@@Cub__
It's pretty damn good
@@Cub__it’s pretty good, if you haven’t played it I’d recommend giving it a try, it’s very difficult at the beginning and you’ll suck at everything but once you start progressing you’ll see Henry grow along with it and eventually you’ll be the most powerful warrior in Bohemia. The game requires lots of patience but it’s very fun.
His honor is as strong as a toothpick
I feel quite hungry
“Loose women”
She belongs to the cobblestone paths
Lmao. “No I haven’t. How would you know that?”
Suuuuuus
Like father like son
She's got a cute nose lol.
Kinda wild how acceptable it is for people to poke fun at noses considering a lot of them are ethnic.
@@BoneheadPlays true.I think the bridge of her nose is quite attractive.
fr shes prett
@@BoneheadPlaysEvery nose is "ethnic"
@@BoneheadPlaysLiterally every physical trait is to some degree, I guess everything is racist?
"Their not loose, it pretty ti... you know, none of that matters"
"NO WHAT THE HELL? HOW WOULD YOU KNOW THAT!" lol such a calm, reasonable response
Bro doesn't even take off his helmet to deny these accusations. Guilty af 🤣
She smells that fish on him lol “hey you smell like cod…that ain’t me!”
Lol
“Erm, I’ve been fishing.😅😳”
remember, its not cheating if youre a noble and she's a peasant
its like when you think your sunglasses are really datk but people can still see your eyes
You actually can tell if a person is cheating if they have a different odor to them. The scent of the other human stick to you and once you enter the house the dog will be sniffing you because he detects someone else's scent. Humans can smell that especially girls that have more sensitive noses than guy.
Theresa is the most beautiful.
Prayers for all of you.
This clip made me sub haha
I love how she says, why do you stink like that? And my immediate thought is because I'm sitting on the toilet right now taking a dump, which is literally what I'm doing. So yeah, there's that
Sounds like his conscience speaking before his character does 🤣
Henry just can't help himself
" I feel quite hungry "
I wish I knew how to be actually good at combat in this game
There is a secret - potions.
Look up the recipes, collect a ton of flowers, make hundreds of free potions, turn yourself into constantly regenerating damage resistant witcher with twice the strength and poisoned blade. Gives you enough padding to survive the early game and become a god come midgame. Made it through the hardcore run - potions are MVP, trust me.
Henry sounds like a cop at the bath house
Not so fun fact! Priests got public baths outlawed because they thought nudity led to "impure thoughts", and afterwards hygiene in europe plummeted.
"I just took a bath! What? You don't like the smell of clean!"
Ahahahahha poor theresa
Hahahahaha!!! Wash at the tub HERE!
Loose women?
I thought they were pretty tight.
"runs away"
Hahahaha wtf, i never had that conversation.... God I love this game
Im feeling quite hungry
Poor Theresa. How could you cheat on such a lovely wife? lol 😂
I did that once not thinking on consequence. That broke my heart
"n-nooo. how would you know that???"
“Shut up and cook me a rabbit stew!” Is the optional dialogue choice I really want 😂
This is the true "Evil Playthrough" in video games.
"You've been with whores" is my new catchphrase now😂😂👏
Henry dodged an arrow coming his way
I always bathe at the baths for sweet Theresa, the home tub just isnt the same! Id never cheat baby i swear! (I havent yet bc im scared of this cutscene)
Yeah the wash turn isn't as effective as a bath house makes no sense but you can't get your armor 100% clean which makes you lose charisma for checks
@@Fenris2 called mods baby, i like the one that makes you stay clean longer
@@what4494 Mods that make the game easier aren’t mods they are called
I need a sequel to this asap
how am I able to recognize AGP’s evil laughter
I did this too and it quite hilarious watching Henry try to get out of that
I love kingdom come deliverance!!!
This games was so damn cool. I never beat it cause my console died.
Save up for a PC lockpicking is incredibly easier and it looks much better as well for some reason when I was playing on console everything just felt so blurry to me but with pc that wasn’t a problem enjoyed the game much more on pc
Henry's come to see us!
Wait.... does Theresa offer to wash you???? I gotta go back and play this
No but you do get a roll in the hay at some point
Such a good game I always get sidetracked getting my skills up I always forget the main story
Its short anyway :D
Hahaha this cracked me up😂😂😂
Only dislike i had about a womans lot was that the first time i played it, i was doing my good boy run. No stealing/thieving, no murdering and i still got the talking to. Had i played it as my previous henry(the all-rounder), i think the impact of the penance would have been amazing. As it was i just felt like she was being preachy. And i cant unfeel it.
Beaky LOL
The nerve of that woman. Sleeps until *9AM* (seriously, the only person that sleeps longer is probably like the Rattay tailor), then sits outside doing god knows what, while her uncle lugs around fat bags of grain all day until late in the evening.
It was a good thing we were all wearing helmets, because none of us could look her in the eyes with what we were about to do
That npc has to be based on the 'little miss sunshine' actress.
Right after, I laughed so hard
I got stuck on a lock picking section and just never played again
Can't imagine. Virgin Henry is best Henry
Glad someone else has chosen the path of Righteousness! No nut Henry is a chad!
Volcel is infinitely more cringe than incel lol.
Except Bianca... poor Bianca....
Didn’t know this was a feature I never ran into this
What hurt most was when he didn’t ping the wards. I know he’s new, but AHHHHHH.
Somebody isn't getting the "virgin" achievement
I mean, they are literally down the road from her house. How'd you expect her NOT to know?
You're right! I should have expected her beaky nose to reach that far
Bro, Theresa doesn't deserve that man
“ loose Women “
Dont you want a little wager on the rattay tourney?
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
I’ve played through this game over 7 times and never has Teresa asked my why I stink like a whore 😂😂
The moment she saved me was the moment I knew I was going to wife that woman.
That's some good voice acting oh my
that angry grandpa laugh 😂
Why would you disrespect that beauty of a goddess who saved your life
I dress up in armor, fight, almost die, and i cant even take a bath without this nonsense
😂😂😂😂😂 died 🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉
We're all just secretly waiting for Sir Divish to pass on 😶
He also had a fun party with a priest :p
I felt really bad when this conversation happened
Why is this the first and most bristolian sounding character ive heard in my life 😂😂
Dayum... Guess my version was his best outcome...
Every play through Henry gets the same fit
Viciously zoomed in
This game is so good I wish I had the time for it