Dude, I walked up on like 7 dudes fighting, talmberg guards (3) and bandits(4) They were getting the shit kicked out of them so I hopped off my horse and killed the bandits! I shit you not, as SOON as the last one fell I put my sword away and the closest guard says “I SAW THAT YOU MURDERED THAT MAN”.... Needless to say my sword skill leveled up fairly quick after that
One of the most impactful videos i ever watched. It was so funny and special because it was the first KCD full release video and Robbaz video i ever watched haha. And now i have the game i can live out my Robbaz inspired psychotic fantasies. Great video!
me trying to play a hero: "Thief stop!" *sees thief and tackles him* ah! he's down! now just to loot! *pushes wrong button* *Henry aggressively bashes in the poor sod's skull with his foot* o_o erm... You saw nothing!
E Banger ur not a true robbaz fan he always pronounces slacking as shlacking I’m going to book u a dental appointment only old skool fans will get this
Robert sure does love telling his own spin on the Riddle of Steel to the Riddler each time they meet... *Flesh grows weak. Steel becomes brittle. But the will to screw around and damn near kill everyone is indomitable.*
Been playing a good Henry in Kingdom Come for the last few days, white knight in shiny armour and all and suddenly seeing Robert going mental with his mace like a psychopath just what I needed
I remember meeting the riddler, he beat me and started walking into a village, so I Snapped his fucking neck and left his body in the middle of said village. I did what Batman never could.
When the riddler escaped the second encounter I just knew I had to add this to my "TOO HILARIOUS" playlist. A playlist of videos that have gotten me to disturbing the neighbors level of heightened volume of laughter. Robert has finally stopped SLACKING!
What’s funny is that the knights in real life were pretty much just like this. Historically, knights were huge dicks that beat up random people, but fairytales gave knights a positive connotation. Robert was actually being historically accurate.
Robbaz. I can never catch your streams nor can I spend my entire Day off watching hours of videos. Please release more TH-cam videos. I'm always working and its convenient for me.. Besides Screw Chat And Everyone in it.
Shame. The best times of Robbaz on youtube have passed. All the action is on Twitch now (this video is just edited down from a twitch stream), so be sure to check it out every Tues, Wed, and Thurs. :) We'd love to see you.
Sean Petersen Depends on what you like in a game. KC:D is the Dark Souls of big open world RPGs. Its a tad bit linear, you have limited saves/ways to save, and combat is all skill and judgement. It can be rather buggy, but most game breaking bugs have been patched, and as a failsafe, they added other ways to finish quests incase you run into any. Its not for everyone, but I enjoy it personally.
It is but it's not for everyone. There is next to no hand holding and early game is brutal. You actually have to spend time learning how to do things, like going and sparring with a sword trainer etc. Don't expect to run into the woods and take on 10 bandits at level 2.
WayneTech_2040 yea it’s really awesome, but if you are actually a bit interested in realism and historical facts, and don’t mind the lack of monsters and dragons.. one could say, humans are the worst kind of monsters there are, anyways...
Number of Villagers suffering from Illness = 0.
Looks fine to me!
Rory Phillips The statistics don't lie
They never do. :]
If only one man dies of hunger, that is a tragedy. If millions die, that’s only statistics.
Looks to me like they're enjoying it, sire! I'll just put a zero here, then, shall I?
seems legit
'She died happy, it's all we can do,' A true hero.
I saw this comment as robbaz said that
Best part of the video lol
A real human bean
Talk about killing with kindness😂
The brutal sounds of a mace hitting innocent heads
*brutally beats riddler*
*walks away casually*
“That was a fucking good riddle, I liked that one the most”
Hawkman in a nutshell
I love the immersion in this game, where you don't just go around killing peop... oh.. oh dear god...
I love the freedom to do basically whatever. :3
Cropper The Brit Good luck trying to by from any trader
Technically, being able to kill anybody for any reason is realistic.
+solid seb beat there asses down and rob there houses until the family
It's Robbaz; what did you expect? :-D
"If there's no one to cure, there's nothing to occupy your time!" Perfectly logical.
"Please help me", *pulls out bow* "ok"
Hahaaa robbaz a legend
Eh.. *dead*
secret op tactic is to keep giving the riddler head injuries so you can keep scamming him
We’ve met before, *haven’t we?*
You've met with a terrible fate, *haven't* *you?*
At your house, don't you remember? As a matter of fact, I'm there right now.
That's fucking crazy, man.
@@matman000000 Go ahead. Send a pigeon.
come to think, yes we have
Those impact sounds of the mace in that first clip, good god man
Music to my ears
Incredibly brutal.
"I'll show you a riddle. THE RIDDLE OF STEEL!"
Imma riddle you with holes
What's bloody and hurts all over?
He did figured it out tho
"Riddle me this!" ...*clunk*
"I'll show you a riddle: how would a psychopath answer your riddle?"
*kills cuman in front of guard*
Guard: "Be a bit more careful."
Robbaz: "Sorry."
Dude, I walked up on like 7 dudes fighting, talmberg guards (3) and bandits(4)
They were getting the shit kicked out of them so I hopped off my horse and killed the bandits!
I shit you not, as SOON as the last one fell I put my sword away and the closest guard says “I SAW THAT YOU MURDERED THAT MAN”....
Needless to say my sword skill leveled up fairly quick after that
@@phalspar hahaha
@@SakkoTheTaco next time I’ll just wait till everyone dies😂
@@phalspar Maybe that's for the better haha. Like the saying goes: it is easier to stay out than get out
@@phalsparOblivion moment
“Oh, it’s all white, so much privilege.” 🤣👌
Correction: “Oh, it’s all white, so much privilege.” ////////
I lost it at "quicklier"
hahahah - That was freaking funny
It’s called Europe
White horses were a symbol of wealth. Now horses in general are a symbol of wealth
"KDC Isn't just like GTA or Skyrim where you can kill everyone"
Robbaz: *Hold My Mead*
*Video starts*
Robert: "I've got to help people!"
*Murders a woman within the first minute.*
Only Robbaz could start a video with hot steamy horse on wagon action!
Robert the Viking King of Sweden will never be overthrown!
Black Egret Until Jarl Felix discovers him, at least
Robert, you should do an unarmed playthrough of this game.
what me worry The badass reborn
This is just something that needs to happen.
THE UNARMED BADASS SHALL RETURN !
T A N D L Ä K A R R Ä K N I N G
Henry the Dentist
“Oh it’s white. So much privilege!”
I can’t breathe.
It’s beautiful isn’t it
Oh that didn't age well..
One of the most impactful videos i ever watched. It was so funny and special because it was the first KCD full release video and Robbaz video i ever watched haha. And now i have the game i can live out my Robbaz inspired psychotic fantasies. Great video!
me trying to play a hero:
"Thief stop!"
*sees thief and tackles him*
ah! he's down! now just to loot!
*pushes wrong button*
*Henry aggressively bashes in the poor sod's skull with his foot*
o_o erm... You saw nothing!
You have to make a series out of this I cannot stop laughing XD
Robert, I think it's time for the unarmed viking badass to return in Kingdom Come, and make some dental appointments.
I love how majestic he swings his mace while hitting the peasants... What a classy boy...
Omg the riddle part...ahaha
"jesus!" Thunk thunk thunk thud!
@@AwkwardFistbump "solve that riddle you cu*t" when he said that I lost my shit XD
Clubbing down random peasants on the roadside simulator 2k18.
"Please, help me.."
"Allright."
*Shoots head with arrow*
"Be a bit more careful" hahahaha fking lost it there
TH-cam thinks its a good prank to not put you in my sub box lol little did he know i check Robert every day stupid little youtube
M.F.H ha ha ha... -_- worst joke ive ever seen
Robert are you shlacking again ???
_Sparkie_ it's slacking and I think he is but I just watch his old videos it's not like he is your slave he is a human like us but funny and crazy
E Banger You must be new to this channel.
E Banger ur not a true robbaz fan he always pronounces slacking as shlacking I’m going to book u a dental appointment only old skool fans will get this
Samuel Deacon Followed by a good raping from Walroos
The horse reminded me of walrus lol, look how far you have come Robbaz
Nick Chiarenza no other steed, however valiant, can replace Walrus
Robert sure does love telling his own spin on the Riddle of Steel to the Riddler each time they meet...
*Flesh grows weak. Steel becomes brittle. But the will to screw around and damn near kill everyone is indomitable.*
Please never stop making videos :D
This got me into KCD 6 years ago. Also my first or second Robbaz video aswell as favourite 😅
The realism, the immersion... I can't handle it!
Sprid lite "kärlek" på mig Robert...
😫
@what me worry, did you think English was his native tongue? :P
Of course! He is Idahoean after all.
what me worry **Slaps you around and calls you Suzie.**
Jag tar lite kärlek med extra sås.
3:45 Oh the cumanity!
Sounds like a cheesy line from the pornhub comment section
xDDDDDD hahahahaha omg "I dont think there is any thing else i can do to help them anymore" killing the wounded xDDDD I laugh so much that I got dizzy
Where are the videos Robert!!!???
He slacking again
This shit still makes me laugh
*Schlacking
Been playing a good Henry in Kingdom Come for the last few days, white knight in shiny armour and all and suddenly seeing Robert going mental with his mace like a psychopath just what I needed
8:57 GENIOUS! How have I not thought of that myself?!
Robbaz please make more kingdom come deliverance i couldnt stop laughing you did an awesome job
I wouldn't want to be at a sleepover with Robbaz
Mihkel Kull Your last sleepover then off to Vahalla with you!
[Robbaz]: What? A game with the word peasant in the description? Hold my beer.
"Straight in my heart!" i didn't know you had a heart robert.
I remember meeting the riddler, he beat me and started walking into a village, so I Snapped his fucking neck and left his body in the middle of said village.
I did what Batman never could.
Robbaz is wayyy too underrated. This is my new favorite series since the summer car series.
Oh my....Robbaz, I have not luaghed like that in quite some time! Thank for that sir!!
Make a compilation of USB sounds of your streams hahaaha
lol I thought that was my computer
same I had to pause the video and check!
This games graphics and environment is beyond beautiful
*ANNIE ARE YOU OKAY ARE YOU OKAY, SO YOU OK ANNIE?*
"It so white so much privlege" I laughed my ass off!
**whistles for horse**
**thriller starts to play**
Brantius Riximium ig he uses both
Brantius Riximium i like this Brantius guy.
"It can't be three because that's what it is."
Flawless fucking logic.
6:15 for fuck's sake, Robert...
This is the ultimate "nervous chuckle" video LOL
is he even killing anyone hes using a mace and the riddle guy come back lol
Deerta420 The riddler always comes back ive killed him like 4 times, but the other people that he killed dont come back
Holy shit that riddler running and screaming
*_"FOR FUCK SAKE, HELP!"_*
Really set me off
robert.... im not sure you know what the word 'kind' means in english.... haha.
He misspelled king.
Maybe mispronounced. He didn't spell anything.
I don't know whether you are joking but he was being sarcastic
Maybe he's just not your kind.
@@CrimsonDude_ whoooosh
It's only been 3 minutes and he just beats people for no reason🤣
Robbaz: "Hello!"
*Woman Reversing*
In my head: "beep beep beep"
I miss these videos of robbaz just screwing around
This game looks like TES 4 oblivion but remastered
Except Oblivion wasn't pure garbage.
@Lord Jesse That's what I was saying.
@@brian.phillips1985 i had just very few minor bugs, not more than any other game (bought it last friday played 18 hours of the game)
the grass and forest really reminds me of Oblivion.
When the riddler escaped the second encounter I just knew I had to add this to my "TOO HILARIOUS" playlist. A playlist of videos that have gotten me to disturbing the neighbors level of heightened volume of laughter. Robert has finally stopped SLACKING!
Wow this new elder scrolls game looks great
I knew Robbaz was going to kill that wager guy before he even told the riddle lol.
Are you going to continue to make From The Depths videos
there u go peasant
What’s funny is that the knights in real life were pretty much just like this. Historically, knights were huge dicks that beat up random people, but fairytales gave knights a positive connotation. Robert was actually being historically accurate.
Robbaz. I can never catch your streams nor can I spend my entire Day off watching hours of videos. Please release more TH-cam videos. I'm always working and its convenient for me.. Besides Screw Chat And Everyone in it.
*From Chad*
TH-cam vids for robbaz are never ever going to be profitable, unless he sensors swearing, blame TH-cam
Sounds like a whole lot personal problems, non of which Robert really has any reason to worry himself over.
Never clicked on a video so fast. This might be one of your best. The clubbing sounds were killing me.
Henry: Do You Know The way To The Glue Factory?
Horse: Do You Know Da Wey???
About bloody time you uploaded something!!!!! :P
My dude, you ever gonna do some Subnautica vids?
Please no
y tho
he streamed subnautica already
Please no
He's streamed and finished the game
I've been waiting for this video! Ty Robbaz for being you
Weird, saw this from Reddit but doesnt actually appear in my feed or when I check your channel.
That wasn't a riddle, that was a math problem 😂
9:51
Is the light passing through his eyes, his head, and making into to the tree behind him?
No
"May God rewards you for you kindness"
am i the only one that is still waiting for ksp episodes?
FLAXMS I think you shouldn't wait any longer for them
plot twist: the riddler got hit so hard on the head with the mace that he can't remember what happend...
60 dollar LIDL game OMEGALUL
oh wait...
wrong swede
f o r s e n b a j s forsenE
12 btw haHAA
Robbaz kommer alltid att vara före Forsen
Robbaz is like reverse sour patch kids he is sweet first then sour
Where are the videos Robert?
They're on Twitch, and they're 6-7 hours long each :'D
*Kills innocent beggars for no reason*
Ah yes! I think “Henry the kind” would be a proper name!
Moist
The sound of the mace hitting flesh and breaking bones is so satisfying
Sick Gameplay.
Thanks for posting Robert really needed it today. Definatly need to catch more of your streams.
much quicklyer
As usual amazing content Robert!! I love your videos man please do more. Your the funniest TH-camr of all time!
Looks like skyrim with a shaders and texture packs
It looks nothing like skyrim. Skyrim is very linear, this game is nothing like that.
It looks like Skyrim if Skyrim was good.
it looks like skyrim if skyrim looked like kingdom come deliverance
I don't really like Skyrim, but how exactly is Skyrim linear?
how is this game NOT linear
Lol loved it man. You're the right kind of crazy. Subscribed!
Yay!
yes ive been waiting for this dude! please make more!
9:00 execute oder 66
First time watching your vids was not expecting you to kill that lady at the start just earned yourself a new sub
Shame. The best times of Robbaz on youtube have passed. All the action is on Twitch now (this video is just edited down from a twitch stream), so be sure to check it out every Tues, Wed, and Thurs. :) We'd love to see you.
This games looks really cool. Any opinions if it's worth the full $60?
Sean Petersen Depends on what you like in a game. KC:D is the Dark Souls of big open world RPGs. Its a tad bit linear, you have limited saves/ways to save, and combat is all skill and judgement. It can be rather buggy, but most game breaking bugs have been patched, and as a failsafe, they added other ways to finish quests incase you run into any. Its not for everyone, but I enjoy it personally.
This is the kindest man I have ever seen
Slow but ilove you!
Oh dear, that brightened my day.
Thank you, Robbaz.
Is this game actually any good? I'm not trying to be sarcastic, I'm really wondering.
WayneTech_2040 From what I gathered, it depends if you like very immersive RPGs. But I haven't played the game yet so I'm not sure.
It is but it's not for everyone. There is next to no hand holding and early game is brutal. You actually have to spend time learning how to do things, like going and sparring with a sword trainer etc. Don't expect to run into the woods and take on 10 bandits at level 2.
@Elemir @Deaf Guardian Thanks guys.
WayneTech_2040 yea it’s really awesome, but if you are actually a bit interested in realism and historical facts, and don’t mind the lack of monsters and dragons.. one could say, humans are the worst kind of monsters there are, anyways...