Henry: Look at me! Theresa: Yeah, what? Henry: Can't you see? Theresa: What exactly am I supposed to see? Henry: Anguish, terrible anguish! I'm so miserable.. Oh wait. I forgot to take off my helmet. 😂
Damn, imagine going through the game and exhausting all the speech options, then the apology options too and you're left with nothing lmfao that's crazy
Medieval life is fast and short and she isn't coming back from the dead. Not to mention there wasn't any of the two being in a very serious relationship. And before some "expert" writes that there wasn't any casual sex in medieval times, of course it was. It was much more frown upon by the society and sometimes it could have had nasty consequences, but young people did it anyway (especially in the countryside). A look into town/monastery archives can attest to that.
I never even noticed that you could wink wink nudge nudge with the bathhouse ladies, cuz I only ever went there for the healing and cleaning all the blood & shit off my armor. Even now after seeing this I'll still probably never use that service; all those pretzels and repair kits are expensive.
when I first played the game my first girl was theresa, until when I did the quest “At your service my Lady” then I slept with stephanie and i was like yeah
well what does she expect, "lets " you have your wicked way with her once then its "lets go for a walk..." forever. Come to that Lady Stephanie only does it once and then wont even go for walks...so... It seems our Henry here needs another skill bar for...er...entertaining the laidies? erm, I mean ladies...
This is like real life: Henry with a strong armour, can't intimidate Theresa after cheating her, even with a higher level than her. The rage of a woman can break the shield, armour and dignity of a man just with one word. All that you say after her last word, can start a new sequence of humiliation and lost memories of your mistakes long time past. 😂
What the... I had no idea this was in the game. But Henry or at least my Henry made no such commitment to Theresa. She has no right to chastise me for using the services of prostitutes. I completed her quest line but I thought that was the end of it. It's not like we promised to get married in future or something.
@@bdleo300 Well Henry is technically not noble despite being Radzig's son because he is an illegitimate son. Radzig cares for him so he gives him a high ranking position but Henry is still not a lord lol. And i think that's the better way, becoming a real knight in all but name, but still keeping your humble origins, and being able to marry your childhood crush (alr just forget about Bianca she's dead anyway)
I guess you have to come back to Theresa with the 'Alpha Male' buff from the bathhouse still active. Btw, I played for almost 3000 hours and never did this.
Can we get a New plus ending for this game? Wonder what the dialogue and missions would be like when Henry has all of his skills from his previous future life...
To be fair you can't wash well at that troth carry well and. Teresa is only interested in you once there is no farther development. They should have added a marriage option at least. Henry needs love too.
I'm in a jam. I already told Hans I'd meet him at the bathhouse with the girls. Then I went and slept with Theresa. Now I don't know how to skip out on Hans without pissing him off.
Maybe Theresa should put out more than once, lol Seriously though, that's kind of messed up to leave a buff behind messing up your relationship when realistically your wife could/should be able to handle that job.
😂😂 i wonder what happens if you keep on cheating, getting forgiven and cheating again over an over again...does she eventually stop even allowing you to attempt to apologize.... Edit: oh wow...i was pretty much correct about that
Bro seriously pulled out the "I slipped" scenario
His was probably the original one
Henry thinks he is in an anime
Haha
Straight out of that Eminem song guilty conscience lol
“I fell on her and it just… Slipped in”
Henry the gaslight master.
I bet you go around looking for ways you can slip in your new buzzword you learned so that you can feel modern and relevant. Lol, how sad.
@@SpaceDad42 Chill mate, you'd never say this to my face.
@@AnnihilatorCZIt's an obvious rage bait or a dumbass. Either way there's no use answering those comments.
@@SpaceDad42"how sad" is wild from someone randomly complaining in a comment section about a random word
@gsoty8356 Especially if the comment is months old. I really hope I never get to be so miserable, like @SpaceDad42.
i like the fact that '' can you clean my clothes'' pops directly after successefully convincing her XD
Once all that was cleared, its business as usual.
Can she actually do that
@@mannman627 yeah she cleans and sew the clothes
hahahaha
@@bmc508 and all free
The charisma persuasion fail during the apology is funny 😂
true
At least Peshek still loves me 🥺
As long as you want a little wager on the Rattay Tourney
@@8ig0r86 😭
who is that
@@8ig0r86 or as long as you steal shit for him haha
Yeah until you won every bet in Rattay Tourney. Here's your winnings, damn it.
Nah man, Theresa is top class gal, my devout chivalrous good Christian Henry would never break her trust🗿
Fail
You only say that because there's no chests with loot inside the churches that you can steal Henry. You're no christian. 😉
@@nvelsen1975you’re both bozos
Johanka the better one
@@renzoledama3421nah fuck her, annoying deluded bitch thinking for herself.
@@renzoledama3421 Johanka is hottest chick in the whole game.
Theresa after Henry cheats on her and then apologizes: i've got something for you, it's your favorite. (Saviour schnapps laced with poison)
Then Henry is like "Ha, the joke is on you! I got the Human Dustbin perk!"
@@ps1tops4 hehe
It would be more hilarious that she sends her dog after you 🤣
Well, it actually kinda is poisonous, its made from beladonna. Maybe she put a little extra for maximum savingness of that shnapps😅
@@tabularasa6666 yeah probably, haha.
That sudden tutorial pop-up for persuasion checks cracks me up
Yeah, it's because I used the official modding tools for debug mode and skipped to after Henry gets with Theresa.
almost like real life
@@hundkebab2433except it don’t help. We are on our own brothers!
0:47 This man thought he's in an anime
Or in brazzers
Henry no ecchiiii
Henry 'Chad' of Skalitz - dude knows how to play the game.
Henry: "Look at me!"
Theresa: "Yeah, what?"
Henry: "Can't you see?" *(in full armour)* 🤣
"Can’t you see? You’re everything I hope for; you’re everything I need."
I just stay away for a few days and she had no idea
@theoutsiderjess4869 as long as you don't have the buff anymore, she'll never hear about it lol
Anguish!
Me omw to the bathhouse for the 23rd time after telling Theresa I will never do it again (she still has three speech checks left)
I mean she chose to stay with you outside if wedlock she’s clearly not the brightest bin in the closet
2:40 Henry Tate
Wearing full armor really helped sell that "look at me line"
After several playthroughs this game still amazes me.
So killing peasants for their beds and grave robbing for Peshek is fine but god forbid Henry takes a bath.
LOL
Good point.
It’s cheating mate, who cares if I kill and rob people? I’m a loyal man and I treat my girl well, don’t know what she’s on about.
She doesn't want Henry to lose his manly odor perk.
What kind of monster kills peasants for their beds? 💀
the diaglogue witht the lockpics was really fitting
Dude even used a monk's cloth to show how he regrets!
I have made a severe and continous lapse in judgement
Henry: Look at me!
Theresa: Yeah, what?
Henry: Can't you see?
Theresa: What exactly am I supposed to see?
Henry: Anguish, terrible anguish! I'm so miserable.. Oh wait. I forgot to take off my helmet. 😂
"I didn't know what I was doing really" lol
Theresa should be employed by the FBI. She can tell Henry's been cheating based solely on his smell or his facial expression.
And the hair on his clothes, don't forget the hair.
Damn, imagine going through the game and exhausting all the speech options, then the apology options too and you're left with nothing lmfao that's crazy
This game is soo good! Extremely underrated imo
One of the most frustrating cliffhanger endings I've ever experienced in a game though. They need to make the sequel already :(
@@orfeo793 theres one thats been confirmed in development for ages
@@orfeo793 fr This year is the year for a trailer
i dont think its underrated it sold extremly well
how is it "underrated"?
Henry: I swear, I was just taking a bath.
Whences: Hey! Henry's come to see us!
damn,
the level of dialogues in this game is better than reality
The look at me part was abdolutely hilarious when it failed
I don't remember her being suspicious after Henry slept with the wife of lord of Talmberg🤔
That's probably because that happened in a less public space than a bathhouse and Lady Stefanie certainly won't snitch on him.
I suppose She didn't stink like the bathhouse lol.
If this had spread, Henry would have had a much bigger problem than an angry Theresa
@@micha8659but johanka knows everything lol
Think it only happens if you talk to her with the sex buff
How fast he forgot bianca
Medieval life is fast and short and she isn't coming back from the dead. Not to mention there wasn't any of the two being in a very serious relationship. And before some "expert" writes that there wasn't any casual sex in medieval times, of course it was. It was much more frown upon by the society and sometimes it could have had nasty consequences, but young people did it anyway (especially in the countryside). A look into town/monastery archives can attest to that.
Sinner!!!
Bianca is dead dude.
My man’s got the black hoodie equipped for demon time 😂
I never even noticed that you could wink wink nudge nudge with the bathhouse ladies, cuz I only ever went there for the healing and cleaning all the blood & shit off my armor. Even now after seeing this I'll still probably never use that service; all those pretzels and repair kits are expensive.
Sure when you millioner after clearing bandit camps
This game continues to amaze me even in 2024…. Every RPG out there should be taking notes
So it’s an automatic fail if you use force? I only see the fail one here.
Yeah it fails no matter what, even if you have max strength.
@@superweegee6951 Clearly he isn't strong enough. He needs to be much stronger.
02:41 Top G 🤣🤣🤣
Sigma Henry
2:40 henry aint no simp
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Real Sigma grindset 😁😁
Henry pulled up a top G moment.
@@Graymeyne 🤣🤣🤣
Henry Tate
Now I am curious about the dialogue in the successful intimidation check.
Damn, poor theresa, she gave him 3 chances.
What happens if you cheat on her again after she forgives you? Do the same options play out?
yes
@@superweegee6951 Thanks
And if you exhaust all options, it becomes permanent?
@@milat9287yes
Henry should have just said "I was feeling quite hungry"
🙌actually it wasn’t even my fault
😂😂
Wearing the helmet for extra protection
Sorry babe, the helmet stays on during sex
i bet you even sleep in that armor AY
I wish there was special dialogue for when you talk to Theresa after you slept with Stephanie or got drunk with Godwin
Better than Starfield with a 5 year difference.
"look at me" (henry wearing a full set of armor with a helmet covering all of his face)
I had no idea Henry was such a gaslighter 🤣
Hah. I never tried the girls at the bathhouse precisely because of what Theresa might say.
when I first played the game my first girl was theresa, until when I did the quest “At your service my Lady” then I slept with stephanie and i was like yeah
Nah.. My good boy Henry would never betray Theresa like that. She's way too precious for him.
Thanks for showing all options
admit it we all sleept in armour xD
"Look at me 😞"
Lol I never came back to Theresa after finishing all quests related to her so I didn't seen that before, this is nice 🤣
well what does she expect, "lets " you have your wicked way with her once then its "lets go for a walk..." forever. Come to that Lady Stephanie only does it once and then wont even go for walks...so...
It seems our Henry here needs another skill bar for...er...entertaining the laidies? erm, I mean ladies...
thanks for this video! I never got caught cheating so i didn't know these options 😂
How do you not get caught? Do you automatically get caught if you use the bathhouse services?
@@jeremyjoyner9796
Don't have the buff active on you I think.
I did all of that BEFORE I got with Theresa 😂
"Uh, you know, I was getting out of the bath and then I just fell on the bath attendant... for five minutes."
My Henry never cheated on her, Theresa was the best of the bunch, she can stand up for herself and is intelligent
"I care for you so much I'd rather choke under my visor than look you in the eye."
Theresa is such a pretty and wonderful woman. If we were together I would never cheat on her.
What if you cheat again after apologizing? Do they run through the same quotes? Or does she just decide to dump you.
They?
You mean she.
@@stefankatsarov5806 they as in Henry and Teresa. They’re having a conversation.
"Shawerma with extra tahini" type of excuse
what happens when you pass their last option the fighting one in which henry say like yes I did so what?
This is like real life:
Henry with a strong armour, can't intimidate Theresa after cheating her, even with a higher level than her.
The rage of a woman can break the shield, armour and dignity of a man just with one word. All that you say after her last word, can start a new sequence of humiliation and lost memories of your mistakes long time past. 😂
That woman gives Henry too many chances. She needs an intervention....
What the... I had no idea this was in the game. But Henry or at least my Henry made no such commitment to Theresa. She has no right to chastise me for using the services of prostitutes. I completed her quest line but I thought that was the end of it. It's not like we promised to get married in future or something.
Henry can't marry her anyway, just like Radzig didn't marry Henry's mother.
@@bdleo300 Well Henry is technically not noble despite being Radzig's son because he is an illegitimate son. Radzig cares for him so he gives him a high ranking position but Henry is still not a lord lol. And i think that's the better way, becoming a real knight in all but name, but still keeping your humble origins, and being able to marry your childhood crush (alr just forget about Bianca she's dead anyway)
Weird, I was using their services few times, and she never brought that up.
I think this is canonical as kcd 2 seems to have different romance options.
Wait, when does this dialogue occur? I've played this game for like 300 hours and never had this? (Yes I've been to plenty bathhouses)
I guess you have to come back to Theresa with the 'Alpha Male' buff from the bathhouse still active.
Btw, I played for almost 3000 hours and never did this.
@@DerEchteBold Ah yeah, that would make sense.
He was deleting a computer virus
I don’t know how to forgive , what to do next , it means there is no chance or any perks need to be activate
Can we get a New plus ending for this game? Wonder what the dialogue and missions would be like when Henry has all of his skills from his previous future life...
Dave grohl
Then if i'm out of apologizing options, i am never to speak with theresa agaiN?
Wierd I did that but never got this dialogue pop up.
To be fair you can't wash well at that troth carry well and. Teresa is only interested in you once there is no farther development. They should have added a marriage option at least. Henry needs love too.
how did henry manage to pull her
Look at me (uses a Helmet)
Mw and godwin had a party withsome ladies. Next day henry says i should fo see Teresa
but what if......
you cheat on her again ?
I feel quite hungry
i dont understand why would i cheat on her
I'm in a jam. I already told Hans I'd meet him at the bathhouse with the girls. Then I went and slept with Theresa. Now I don't know how to skip out on Hans without pissing him off.
0:44 Lol!! 😂🙈😅👍
I am in love with Theresa
So does the strength one never work?
I often used the base house to get the Alpha male buff but never THeresa tough i cheated xD
May be it change in latest patch, but before if you did not come with buf on she did not know.
@@Mutineer9 Or maybe because i rarely used the Rattay bathhouse
i bet you sleep in that armour yes yes i do
Maybe Theresa should put out more than once, lol
Seriously though, that's kind of messed up to leave a buff behind messing up your relationship when realistically your wife could/should be able to handle that job.
So overall you can cheat 6 times?
Lol this is so awesome and funny. I love this game
I hope theresas in the sequel ❤
gotta put it somewhere sometimes.
Epic!!!!
Why does Henry have a lisp?
I wanted the buff tho...
Good video
Henry can't marry her anyway... just like Radzig didn't marry Henry's mother.
This never happened for me
😂😂 i wonder what happens if you keep on cheating, getting forgiven and cheating again over an over again...does she eventually stop even allowing you to attempt to apologize....
Edit: oh wow...i was pretty much correct about that
Just do not talk to Theresa when have a buff.