SS13: FUNNY BUSINESS (A Clown Antag Story)

แชร์
ฝัง
  • เผยแพร่เมื่อ 19 ส.ค. 2021
  • #SpaceStation13​​ #SS13​​ #blackpantslegion​​
    EDITED by the WONDERFUL NURSE VO - / nursevo
    Space Station 13 is a game that you're not going to understand unless you play. It's not a game you can learn by watching or reading, and it is a game you certainly won't master in your first day, week or month. Space station 13 is one of the most insane experiences of my life, a game that has occupied my time for over a decade now. Space station 13 is the roguelike of roguelikes for me, the most wonderful piece of human created madness, and certainly on equal footing with dwarf fortress in terms of sheer complexity. Please join in as I embark again, for just another day on space station 13.
    Additional Music by Epidemic Sound - www.epidemicsound.com/​​
    or possibly Bensound at Bensound.com
    Follow BPL on Twitter - / bpltex​​
    Follow BPL on Patreon if you like throwing money into a dumpster and lighting it on fire while laughing - / bpltex
  • เกม

ความคิดเห็น • 172

  • @theblackpantslegion
    @theblackpantslegion  2 ปีที่แล้ว +202

    Done up by the Wonderful NurseVO (Hire Her) th-cam.com/users/NurseVOvideos

    • @sebastianthomsen2225
      @sebastianthomsen2225 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      WELL DONE TEX!! 🤪👍

    • @MadAsgardian
      @MadAsgardian 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      That's some mighty fine editing, ma'am.

    • @mikecampos1193
      @mikecampos1193 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      It's nice seeing you're going back to the roots enjoy your weekend Tex.

    • @NurseVO
      @NurseVO 2 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      ❤️

  • @NurseVO
    @NurseVO 2 ปีที่แล้ว +674

    Ah yes, another fun time

    • @Notsoshady4891
      @Notsoshady4891 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      This was good stuff. The suspence. Thanks for directing me this way Nurse.

    • @Kirkmaximus
      @Kirkmaximus 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Fantastic editing for this video.
      Thank you Nurse!

    • @justmutantjed
      @justmutantjed 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Sharp job editing this!

    • @deathblade111
      @deathblade111 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Nurse edited this! Love both of you guys this is wild that y’all are connected.

    • @MethodiaLordae
      @MethodiaLordae 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Nurse

  • @themany7414
    @themany7414 2 ปีที่แล้ว +321

    "There's a lot of clowns with flamethrowers these days."
    Oh how right you are in all too many ways

    • @aMR5AvDeG
      @aMR5AvDeG 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      ilon musk

  • @chesterstevens8870
    @chesterstevens8870 2 ปีที่แล้ว +256

    The clown cannot honk if you disable his hand.

    • @xilpes6254
      @xilpes6254 2 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      Sec can't arrest you if their face is melting like candle wax!!!! *honks

    • @Mechabang
      @Mechabang 2 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Never underestimate a clown and their ability to honk from other parts of their body

    • @jamiehughes5573
      @jamiehughes5573 ปีที่แล้ว

      Legends say you can honk a clown's prostate like his nose horn

  • @DIEGhostfish
    @DIEGhostfish 2 ปีที่แล้ว +64

    6:33 I do like how your accidental gas drinking habit made your lie to the cop a trith.

  • @StormShaun
    @StormShaun 2 ปีที่แล้ว +130

    You've got too far, Tex!
    I tolerate bothering security with toy swords, blowing up robotics, and setting our desk on fire, just barely; but I will *_never_* tolerate the lack of paperwork for a homemade flamethrower!
    - Fronaldo Bonèr, Head of Personnel (Goon Branch).

  • @UnyieldingMass
    @UnyieldingMass 2 ปีที่แล้ว +127

    This reminds me of a time when i as the chaplain, got approached by the clown mafia... i gave them a monkey with a horse head mask for a football... they started warshiping the monkey than they saved me after i died from radiation. CLOWN MAFIA FOR LIFE!

  • @Xinthar
    @Xinthar 2 ปีที่แล้ว +57

    the old stagger defence

    • @dwdarkwing1419
      @dwdarkwing1419 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      That doesn't sound like me.

  • @tacky4237
    @tacky4237 2 ปีที่แล้ว +41

    "HOW YALL LOOK MAKING A FLAMETHROWER"

  • @h.a.9880
    @h.a.9880 2 ปีที่แล้ว +59

    Damn it's so satisfying to watch the macrobomb go off in the end.

  • @ARCCommanderOrar
    @ARCCommanderOrar 2 ปีที่แล้ว +32

    "Oh wow"
    "Oh wow that's fun"
    Dead chat is amusing

  • @comproggi
    @comproggi 2 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    "By creating a little destruction, I'm actually encouraging life. In reality, you and I are in the same business." - Zorg

  • @archmagosdeciuskronen1501
    @archmagosdeciuskronen1501 2 ปีที่แล้ว +87

    Another excellent video! I love to listen to these while I operate tanks in ArmA3. I should be listening to my Armored Section Lead BUT Clown antics take priority

  • @Gunsong1
    @Gunsong1 2 ปีที่แล้ว +170

    Tex: your definition of fun may be different than mine:
    Also Tex: piss filled water baloons.
    Me: nope we are on the same page.....as long as I am not the butt of that joke 😄
    Tex: you get what you f'ing deserve.
    Me: aawww shit.
    Tex: not quite.

    • @xilpes6254
      @xilpes6254 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      The pun? Excellent.
      The delivery? Poor.
      You need to work on that, otherwise your career is going down the shitter. ;)

  • @CD-is3uq
    @CD-is3uq 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Came for the clown, stayed for the money shot.

  • @carroboi2981
    @carroboi2981 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    An incredibly brave Clown shows the world what real comedy is, yet, the world dares to reject his message.

  • @Darkstar4451
    @Darkstar4451 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    That sounds like me anytime I play ss13 'I failed to do something because I am incompitent'

  • @matthewbillings5894
    @matthewbillings5894 2 ปีที่แล้ว +62

    Hey tex I Just want to let you know your talk with arch finally pushed me over the edge into the tabletop battletech community, My local store already hates my Black Knight.

    • @Karaksonen
      @Karaksonen 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Let me guess, you keep making Monty Python jokes?

    • @matthewbillings5894
      @matthewbillings5894 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@Karaksonen Yes, but Its more that its a BL-9-KNT, the clanbuster variant, with a Longsword that i just run into melee and start hacking away, it one match recently it managed to 2v1 a King crab, and a Cicada.

    • @asimplenobody7797
      @asimplenobody7797 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      That's great. Need to get a black knight one day.

  • @FairseasX
    @FairseasX 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    "That doesn't sound like me" sounds like somebody that would use radiation as a weapon.

    • @Sanek-gw4cv
      @Sanek-gw4cv 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      put radium into the fuel tank some mercury to dance along a pinch of fluorine and you have here a basic warcrime mix to torment all

    • @gorionus9812
      @gorionus9812 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      i would fill that fuel tank with water...or maybe lube... if you can do that

    • @Sanek-gw4cv
      @Sanek-gw4cv 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@gorionus9812 Yeah fuel tanks are just chem cointeners so you can put any chems in there, you could put somke mix and alcohol to make alcohol smoke spewer

  • @elijahgrimm8052
    @elijahgrimm8052 2 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    Ahhh, this is some top tier stuff. I've missed some good ol' SS13

  • @SireBab
    @SireBab 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    Liking the condensed format of ss13!

  • @playerstation3544
    @playerstation3544 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Just built a robowife on goon 3 today, very fun, shoutout to cargo for letting me squat down there.

  • @fal1026
    @fal1026 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    This all looked very complicated, but also satisfying as fuck! 🤣

  • @Sierra026
    @Sierra026 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    And so the clown got the last laugh. It was quite the blast!

  • @Haloister
    @Haloister 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I am a sucker for SS13 stories since I don't have the patience to learn the game myself, so this was a treat. Thank you Tex.

  • @benjamintodd5637
    @benjamintodd5637 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    If you watch closely when you're putting on your live show there's a guy in the door who immediately backs away when you start up.

  • @gymnopedie5641
    @gymnopedie5641 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    >accidentally drinks flamethrower ammo
    Relatable

  • @Tory-JJ
    @Tory-JJ 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    -hits with scapel-
    I am a surgeon
    I am a do- explodes into gibs-

  • @America_Yea
    @America_Yea 4 วันที่ผ่านมา

    I always name my clowns themaically so my clown traitor would be named after a killer clown if I'm feeling murderous or a psycho one if I'm feeling funny.

  • @Kahrak
    @Kahrak 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Clowns are the best antags and this video is proof. Set the hallway on fire? Just a prank bro why you have to be mad

  • @araulius2132
    @araulius2132 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    "i'm bonkers the clown, and i'm not honkin' around! hyuck hyuck!"

  • @TheSuicidalGiraffe
    @TheSuicidalGiraffe 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I remember being part of the Bozo the Clown Live Studio Audience...
    I never grew back my eye brows

  • @unpotatoedsalmon
    @unpotatoedsalmon 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I find it funny the borg was still trying to clean up robotics after it exploded

  • @BeavisSaves
    @BeavisSaves 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Praise the Honkmother!

  • @_quick-math
    @_quick-math 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    He is baaaack

  • @TheShadowwalker007
    @TheShadowwalker007 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Thank you; I had a real good laugh 😂
    I am looking forward to rewatching this one for sure

  • @custarddemustard2769
    @custarddemustard2769 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Awesome editing man, really high quality ss13 stuff

  • @dopeskone
    @dopeskone 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I dont know why a clown would be on a space station. But I suspect HR is responsible.

  • @rindisomanly4092
    @rindisomanly4092 ปีที่แล้ว

    The oldest-known domesticated beans in the Americas were found in Guitarrero Cave, an archaeological site in Peru, and dated to around the second millennium BCE.

  • @boldandbrash9447
    @boldandbrash9447 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    you're laughing
    he drank all of his own flamer ammo, and you're laughing

  • @AncientSlugThrower
    @AncientSlugThrower 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Great editing on this video.

  • @Notsoshady4891
    @Notsoshady4891 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Really good Mount St. Helen's impression 👏👏👏

  • @Winterydee
    @Winterydee 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    Clown Tex is still a faithful servant of z0rg! Spreading z0rg's true with a improvised flamethrower!
    PRAISE z0rg!

  • @Immoralsalvage
    @Immoralsalvage 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Am I the only one who hoped that Tex would name his clown Mackey. As in Mackey the Comstar clown then yell at people "Pay your bills Fucko" As he murdered them.

    • @Kahrak
      @Kahrak 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Ok thats funny. I actually laughed at that image. Well done

  • @awittypseudonym2520
    @awittypseudonym2520 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I feel like this might have been my first ever round of ss13 (though I only arrived at the end of the shift and was mostly just hopelessly flailing around)

  • @adeludedpotato834
    @adeludedpotato834 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    will we be getting the usual, unedited SS13 in the future? one of the best part of watching you is your wondrous rambling

  • @justmutantjed
    @justmutantjed 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    I was waiting for that payoff. Great stuff!

  • @Kasigil0
    @Kasigil0 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    an explosion is just a very big honk

  • @dopeskone
    @dopeskone 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Some classic comfy madness

  • @bondfall0072
    @bondfall0072 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

    This is the Joker origin story we deserve

  • @USSRBot
    @USSRBot 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Good Job.

  • @jimdee5319
    @jimdee5319 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    I loved this

  • @DaReaperZ
    @DaReaperZ 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    "The steel grille was hit by Randolph Checker's butt."

  • @Azmodaii
    @Azmodaii 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Love the short and long ss13 stuff tex, always great content. I also got into battletech because of you so thanks for that. FFFFucko.

  • @acceptablecasualty5319
    @acceptablecasualty5319 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Fun thrower time

  • @Maximum_Bacon
    @Maximum_Bacon 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Oh the Joy's of exploding upon death.
    This was a supper fun quick video. Nurse should be proud.

  • @hozic9929
    @hozic9929 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    That's bombastic

  • @destroidhak2556
    @destroidhak2556 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    "What do you mean setting everyone on fire isn't funny? Are you saying im not funny? I was in clown school I'll let you know, after being rejected in art school. You just have no sense of humour"

  • @Tea_Sea69420
    @Tea_Sea69420 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Man that macro implant fucks hard

  • @gallendugall8913
    @gallendugall8913 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    People complain about the flame thrower until they feel it in action.

  • @drakevalentine8
    @drakevalentine8 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Can't say I expected a SS13 video from Tex. But I'm happy it's here!

  • @notfred1233
    @notfred1233 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Clowntag is always the best person to make friends with.

  • @robertb7293
    @robertb7293 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Yessir. The culture to call the boomclown Bonkers. The class to not add 'D Bobcat'.
    Also laughing at; The clown burned me... and hurt my feelings. Have a good one legion.

  • @ZiggEnt86
    @ZiggEnt86 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    That was amusing

  • @Monkeyking19991111
    @Monkeyking19991111 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Oh! thats, Bonkers!

  • @Xtoxinlolinecronomicon
    @Xtoxinlolinecronomicon 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    The final honk was a powerful one.

  • @Bluematchhead
    @Bluematchhead ปีที่แล้ว

    Well that were a fucking journey... not a long one but what a fucking ride.

  • @GaldirEonai
    @GaldirEonai 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Clown Antag.
    Oh god.

  • @snootgamenotofficial
    @snootgamenotofficial 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

    I remember playing as clown and I got Vampire. I never took the shoes or the mask it was so fun I got most of the ghost on me going "never stop the grind" I miss being tator

  • @cursor1011
    @cursor1011 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    "Look who's laughing now" will never not be funny to me.

  • @apathymanthemundane4165
    @apathymanthemundane4165 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    funny business indeed

  • @alid5383
    @alid5383 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Yessss, yesssssssssss

  • @truemind1018
    @truemind1018 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    If only you could have screamed Kabloowy as you died.

  • @ricktherock
    @ricktherock 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    "Bunch of clowns have flamethrowers" was that a dig at Elon musky.

  • @Starman_Dx
    @Starman_Dx 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Mom, I don't want to see the funny clown anymore.

  • @joewalsh4713
    @joewalsh4713 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Nice

  • @Pilot067
    @Pilot067 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    12:08 he has the last laugh

  • @breckeline
    @breckeline 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    10:20 precisely why sec should take the clown seriously

  • @MrBingogogo
    @MrBingogogo 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Never trust a clown

    • @brianhenry152
      @brianhenry152 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yep, just like Capellans in Battletech, they just can't be trusted.

  • @zebulonpike7559
    @zebulonpike7559 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Praise z0rg!

  • @Ray2ford
    @Ray2ford 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Bonkers might be a good clown name, but I still believe clownskie the funny guy is better.

  • @TheNerdForAllSeasons
    @TheNerdForAllSeasons 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    SS13 returns.
    We're back, lads.

  • @timothymclean
    @timothymclean 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    3:55: I think you mean burn-zo?
    7:15: Have you considered Yakety Sax?
    11:15: The perfect crime!

  • @overwharf7848
    @overwharf7848 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    silly and fun, that.... was what this was.

  • @hoodedxvi346
    @hoodedxvi346 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    He sounds like calm markiplier with a bit of a deeper voice

  • @dirgesinger1382
    @dirgesinger1382 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Let the circus commence!

  • @tranz2deep
    @tranz2deep 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    The moment I thought of Tex as a clown I flashed back to that scene from _The Boondock Saints_ where Rocco comes back from being sent to his doom (had it not been for the boys scragging the Russians Rocco was sent after before he could even show up) and flips out realizing they all knew he was getting hosed but hadn't warned him. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
    Rocco: (Shooting up the entire deli full of mobsters) *FUNNY! FUNNY! FUNNY!!*

  • @user-wg8td5mb8x
    @user-wg8td5mb8x 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    That was so funny! By the way, any chance to see you playing "Highfleet"? - I think you may like this game.

  • @crankfastle3061
    @crankfastle3061 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Very, very funny

  • @therealstarplatinum
    @therealstarplatinum 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    I love your voice it's nice to listen

  • @Karaksonen
    @Karaksonen 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Praise the Honkmother.

  • @Teulisch
    @Teulisch 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    ah, clowns... wait, I thought that was the entire security team most days?

  • @Jimoshi1
    @Jimoshi1 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

    mega funny sec. one attack with flame thorower and they order execution immediatly.

  • @crispwhitesheets2175
    @crispwhitesheets2175 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    WANNA HEAR ANOTHER JOME MURRAY!

  • @shaman666
    @shaman666 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    ah classic bonkers

  • @ImperatorLizard
    @ImperatorLizard 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Those security guys are bad at their job. They didn't search the clown. I thought that was rule one of SS13.

  • @invisibleraiden3349
    @invisibleraiden3349 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Yeah another space station vid. Been a while.

  • @MistaMushoo
    @MistaMushoo 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Pranked.

  • @zaldronthesage
    @zaldronthesage 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    HENK HENK

  • @seanwarren9357
    @seanwarren9357 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Wakka wakka!