This reminds me of a time when i as the chaplain, got approached by the clown mafia... i gave them a monkey with a horse head mask for a football... they started warshiping the monkey than they saved me after i died from radiation. CLOWN MAFIA FOR LIFE!
You've got too far, Tex! I tolerate bothering security with toy swords, blowing up robotics, and setting our desk on fire, just barely; but I will *_never_* tolerate the lack of paperwork for a homemade flamethrower! - Fronaldo Bonèr, Head of Personnel (Goon Branch).
Another excellent video! I love to listen to these while I operate tanks in ArmA3. I should be listening to my Armored Section Lead BUT Clown antics take priority
Tex: your definition of fun may be different than mine: Also Tex: piss filled water baloons. Me: nope we are on the same page.....as long as I am not the butt of that joke 😄 Tex: you get what you f'ing deserve. Me: aawww shit. Tex: not quite.
@@gorionus9812 Yeah fuel tanks are just chem cointeners so you can put any chems in there, you could put somke mix and alcohol to make alcohol smoke spewer
Hey tex I Just want to let you know your talk with arch finally pushed me over the edge into the tabletop battletech community, My local store already hates my Black Knight.
@@Karaksonen Yes, but Its more that its a BL-9-KNT, the clanbuster variant, with a Longsword that i just run into melee and start hacking away, it one match recently it managed to 2v1 a King crab, and a Cicada.
I always name my clowns themaically so my clown traitor would be named after a killer clown if I'm feeling murderous or a psycho one if I'm feeling funny.
Am I the only one who hoped that Tex would name his clown Mackey. As in Mackey the Comstar clown then yell at people "Pay your bills Fucko" As he murdered them.
I feel like this might have been my first ever round of ss13 (though I only arrived at the end of the shift and was mostly just hopelessly flailing around)
"What do you mean setting everyone on fire isn't funny? Are you saying im not funny? I was in clown school I'll let you know, after being rejected in art school. You just have no sense of humour"
Yessir. The culture to call the boomclown Bonkers. The class to not add 'D Bobcat'. Also laughing at; The clown burned me... and hurt my feelings. Have a good one legion.
I remember playing as clown and I got Vampire. I never took the shoes or the mask it was so fun I got most of the ghost on me going "never stop the grind" I miss being tator
The moment I thought of Tex as a clown I flashed back to that scene from _The Boondock Saints_ where Rocco comes back from being sent to his doom (had it not been for the boys scragging the Russians Rocco was sent after before he could even show up) and flips out realizing they all knew he was getting hosed but hadn't warned him. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Rocco: (Shooting up the entire deli full of mobsters) *FUNNY! FUNNY! FUNNY!!*
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WELL DONE TEX!! 🤪👍
That's some mighty fine editing, ma'am.
It's nice seeing you're going back to the roots enjoy your weekend Tex.
❤️
Ah yes, another fun time
This was good stuff. The suspence. Thanks for directing me this way Nurse.
Fantastic editing for this video.
Thank you Nurse!
Sharp job editing this!
Nurse edited this! Love both of you guys this is wild that y’all are connected.
Nurse
"There's a lot of clowns with flamethrowers these days."
Oh how right you are in all too many ways
ilon musk
The clown cannot honk if you disable his hand.
Sec can't arrest you if their face is melting like candle wax!!!! *honks
Never underestimate a clown and their ability to honk from other parts of their body
Legends say you can honk a clown's prostate like his nose horn
6:33 I do like how your accidental gas drinking habit made your lie to the cop a trith.
This reminds me of a time when i as the chaplain, got approached by the clown mafia... i gave them a monkey with a horse head mask for a football... they started warshiping the monkey than they saved me after i died from radiation. CLOWN MAFIA FOR LIFE!
Epic
You've got too far, Tex!
I tolerate bothering security with toy swords, blowing up robotics, and setting our desk on fire, just barely; but I will *_never_* tolerate the lack of paperwork for a homemade flamethrower!
- Fronaldo Bonèr, Head of Personnel (Goon Branch).
Lol XD
Damn it's so satisfying to watch the macrobomb go off in the end.
the old stagger defence
That doesn't sound like me.
"HOW YALL LOOK MAKING A FLAMETHROWER"
"Oh wow"
"Oh wow that's fun"
Dead chat is amusing
Another excellent video! I love to listen to these while I operate tanks in ArmA3. I should be listening to my Armored Section Lead BUT Clown antics take priority
"By creating a little destruction, I'm actually encouraging life. In reality, you and I are in the same business." - Zorg
Tex: your definition of fun may be different than mine:
Also Tex: piss filled water baloons.
Me: nope we are on the same page.....as long as I am not the butt of that joke 😄
Tex: you get what you f'ing deserve.
Me: aawww shit.
Tex: not quite.
The pun? Excellent.
The delivery? Poor.
You need to work on that, otherwise your career is going down the shitter. ;)
An incredibly brave Clown shows the world what real comedy is, yet, the world dares to reject his message.
"That doesn't sound like me" sounds like somebody that would use radiation as a weapon.
put radium into the fuel tank some mercury to dance along a pinch of fluorine and you have here a basic warcrime mix to torment all
i would fill that fuel tank with water...or maybe lube... if you can do that
@@gorionus9812 Yeah fuel tanks are just chem cointeners so you can put any chems in there, you could put somke mix and alcohol to make alcohol smoke spewer
Came for the clown, stayed for the money shot.
>accidentally drinks flamethrower ammo
Relatable
Hey tex I Just want to let you know your talk with arch finally pushed me over the edge into the tabletop battletech community, My local store already hates my Black Knight.
Let me guess, you keep making Monty Python jokes?
@@Karaksonen Yes, but Its more that its a BL-9-KNT, the clanbuster variant, with a Longsword that i just run into melee and start hacking away, it one match recently it managed to 2v1 a King crab, and a Cicada.
That's great. Need to get a black knight one day.
That sounds like me anytime I play ss13 'I failed to do something because I am incompitent'
Ahhh, this is some top tier stuff. I've missed some good ol' SS13
I am a sucker for SS13 stories since I don't have the patience to learn the game myself, so this was a treat. Thank you Tex.
If you watch closely when you're putting on your live show there's a guy in the door who immediately backs away when you start up.
-hits with scapel-
I am a surgeon
I am a do- explodes into gibs-
And so the clown got the last laugh. It was quite the blast!
Liking the condensed format of ss13!
Just built a robowife on goon 3 today, very fun, shoutout to cargo for letting me squat down there.
This all looked very complicated, but also satisfying as fuck! 🤣
"i'm bonkers the clown, and i'm not honkin' around! hyuck hyuck!"
Praise the Honkmother!
Thank you; I had a real good laugh 😂
I am looking forward to rewatching this one for sure
I find it funny the borg was still trying to clean up robotics after it exploded
I remember being part of the Bozo the Clown Live Studio Audience...
I never grew back my eye brows
you're laughing
he drank all of his own flamer ammo, and you're laughing
Clowns are the best antags and this video is proof. Set the hallway on fire? Just a prank bro why you have to be mad
I dont know why a clown would be on a space station. But I suspect HR is responsible.
He is baaaack
I always name my clowns themaically so my clown traitor would be named after a killer clown if I'm feeling murderous or a psycho one if I'm feeling funny.
Clown Tex is still a faithful servant of z0rg! Spreading z0rg's true with a improvised flamethrower!
PRAISE z0rg!
Great editing on this video.
Really good Mount St. Helen's impression 👏👏👏
Man that macro implant fucks hard
the nurse edited ones are the best
Am I the only one who hoped that Tex would name his clown Mackey. As in Mackey the Comstar clown then yell at people "Pay your bills Fucko" As he murdered them.
Ok thats funny. I actually laughed at that image. Well done
Awesome editing man, really high quality ss13 stuff
People complain about the flame thrower until they feel it in action.
I feel like this might have been my first ever round of ss13 (though I only arrived at the end of the shift and was mostly just hopelessly flailing around)
"What do you mean setting everyone on fire isn't funny? Are you saying im not funny? I was in clown school I'll let you know, after being rejected in art school. You just have no sense of humour"
Clowntag is always the best person to make friends with.
an explosion is just a very big honk
Yessir. The culture to call the boomclown Bonkers. The class to not add 'D Bobcat'.
Also laughing at; The clown burned me... and hurt my feelings. Have a good one legion.
3:55: I think you mean burn-zo?
7:15: Have you considered Yakety Sax?
11:15: The perfect crime!
"The steel grille was hit by Randolph Checker's butt."
will we be getting the usual, unedited SS13 in the future? one of the best part of watching you is your wondrous rambling
10:20 precisely why sec should take the clown seriously
Mom, I don't want to see the funny clown anymore.
Oh! thats, Bonkers!
"Look who's laughing now" will never not be funny to me.
This is the Joker origin story we deserve
12:08 he has the last laugh
The final honk was a powerful one.
Clown Antag.
Oh god.
Good Job.
Love the short and long ss13 stuff tex, always great content. I also got into battletech because of you so thanks for that. FFFFucko.
Oh the Joy's of exploding upon death.
This was a supper fun quick video. Nurse should be proud.
Some classic comfy madness
Well that were a fucking journey... not a long one but what a fucking ride.
I remember playing as clown and I got Vampire. I never took the shoes or the mask it was so fun I got most of the ghost on me going "never stop the grind" I miss being tator
If only you could have screamed Kabloowy as you died.
funny business indeed
I was waiting for that payoff. Great stuff!
Fun thrower time
SS13 returns.
We're back, lads.
Never trust a clown
Yep, just like Capellans in Battletech, they just can't be trusted.
The moment I thought of Tex as a clown I flashed back to that scene from _The Boondock Saints_ where Rocco comes back from being sent to his doom (had it not been for the boys scragging the Russians Rocco was sent after before he could even show up) and flips out realizing they all knew he was getting hosed but hadn't warned him. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Rocco: (Shooting up the entire deli full of mobsters) *FUNNY! FUNNY! FUNNY!!*
That's bombastic
Can't say I expected a SS13 video from Tex. But I'm happy it's here!
silly and fun, that.... was what this was.
Yessss, yesssssssssss
Praise the Honkmother.
ah, clowns... wait, I thought that was the entire security team most days?
"Bunch of clowns have flamethrowers" was that a dig at Elon musky.
That was so funny! By the way, any chance to see you playing "Highfleet"? - I think you may like this game.
That was amusing
Those security guys are bad at their job. They didn't search the clown. I thought that was rule one of SS13.
He sounds like calm markiplier with a bit of a deeper voice
WANNA HEAR ANOTHER JOME MURRAY!
Bonkers might be a good clown name, but I still believe clownskie the funny guy is better.
I loved this
Praise z0rg!
what is this game??? i kinda wanna try it out.
Let the circus commence!
OH GOSH GUYS! I DON'T THINK TEX IS HJONKING AROUND THIS TIME!
ah classic bonkers
Very, very funny
Nice
Yeah another space station vid. Been a while.
HENK HENK
Wakka wakka!
mega funny sec. one attack with flame thorower and they order execution immediatly.