@@dakotakade3547 everyone knows that, S theking just pointed that damien said that mammals are humans, when he wanted to say humans are mammals. r/wooosh
@@indigoandromeda239 he said "maybe I am stupid". I I say maybe I am stupid but fish Don't need water . I am not wrong. Because I am stupid about that fact.
ThatOneLeafyGal yeah the joke wasn’t Austr-alien... I think this must’ve been in a German class room as that’s just the German word for Australia. They must’ve mixed up the flags in class 🙈
you missed the point lol. ofc its an actual question, thats what the post in r/facepalm was making fun of lol. they're making fun of the fact that its obsurdly easy given the cross cognate.
Mr. Awesome Yes, I know, I’m not THAT dumb. The point was to see if anyone would answer, “blow them into the sky” or “lift them up with balloons,” but instead you assume I don’t get the joke.
Wings! Put some chicken wings and you got youself a flying sub! Tho there is some problem... Apple is the company that makes the wings so..... Expect the price to be 999,9999,999.99 thinking the sub is included.
(0:42) "Australien" is not in English, and that spelling is correct. What you did miss is that it is actually the flag of New Zealand, which has red stars. Australia has white stars, and one additional under the Union Jack.
"Actually the amazon rainforest, I have koala's in my home right now" My brain:. . . . . .wait . . . K-Koala's? Ya sure, mate? Me: nah seems complety reasonable
8:17 "I have koalas outside my house because of the fire" Me:... Koalas are endemic to Australia but okay? 9:20 "Mammals are humans" As a zoology major, I'm dying internally. Send help.
A baby's larval stage usually lasts until about 18 months or so. They then (or than, for you Americans) find a secluded place to form a chrysalis, which they will emerge from in 2-3 weeks. It then takes about 12 hours for their wings to dry before they can fly.
5:50 the reason people leave ratings for places they havent been is because Google will keep pestering you with notifications to rate the place just because you drove by the plaza where the place is until you rate it. its a paid feature offered by google paid for by the companies. so the company is going to suffer if they are going to just keep forcing themselves into the phones of people just going about their day minding their own business.
Google: Is the moon a planet? Damien: No Also Damien: Yeah, googling if the moon is full tonight instead of looking outside is the only plausible thing here Also Also Damien: Mammals are humans
Actually, the moon isn't classified as a planet. It's classified as a satellite. This is because the moon doesn't orbit the sun. (However, I may be wrong)
7:04 it is an important question to know actually, though the phrasing sounds like a good facepalm. There is a certain age that babies have to be in order to be taken on a plane due to health concerns.
Yeah as someone whose family is South American, and who was born and lives in Australia that one threw me the fuck off, don’t know why more people aren’t talking about it in the comments
Okay, I've seen the one at 8:13 dozens of times and it just upsets me when he says he works with koalas in the Amazon Rainforest. Koalas are in Australia, not South America's Amazon Rainforest. There is a chance that she lied about what that guy said entirely and this is based entirely on her knowledge but come on! This is basic information!
It's also about people trying to do something but it's either too hard or they can't physically do it, so they leave it just as that, and the evidence is clear
ja genau. That looks like dulingo fucked up. Bist is the second person singular present conjugation of sein, (to be), und is a coordinating conjunction meaning and. I'm doing a semester abroad in Germany right now. Love the language its so orderly, precise, and logical. Pizza is just Pizza
9:58 A homeless lady asked me and my friends the other day “You guys got any speed? Somebody’s gotta have some”. Every day I wish she found somebody with speed for her.
Amazon guy was probably lying. Koalas are native to Australia not the Amazon, which is in South America. There's almost no reason why he'd have Koalas at his house as someone who works "in the Amazon", whatever the heck that is supposed to mean in this context.
9:06 facepalm in facepalm, because that was his search history and he really thinks he can fool people with it. I'm also sure he did not do it as a joke.
“Mammals are humans , chief”
He a little confused but he got the right spirit
in his defence, he did say "maybe I am stupid" before that
I was going to comment on this, but you beat me to it. *tips hat
Also, the other guy may have a point. Not entirely sure myself.
I feel like it's a play on the "England is in London" post shortly before it, personally.
@@yorihimewatatsuki7983 I thought the same thing
I guess he wanted to say humans are mammals.
"Mammals are humans, chief"
Almost, Damien, almost.
Pranay Talati r/IHaveReddit
r/IUsesubredditsintheyoutubecommentsectionalot
Lil Animates r/irony
@@ianimateonceinawhile3129 r/idontseewhattheproblemiswiththat
r/WhatAreWeDoingWithOurLives
“Australien“ is just the German word for Australia
Also the french word for Australian
@@dhycee8215 thats not how woooosh works
Thats right
It's the swedish word too
WOAH
Damien: makes fun of the london england thing
also Damien: Mammals are humans
I paused for a sec to process what he said
Humans ARE mammals. Just like monkeys are mammals. Not all mammals are humans, but all humans are certainly mammals.
@@dakotakade3547 everyone knows that, S theking just pointed that damien said that mammals are humans, when he wanted to say humans are mammals. r/wooosh
@@dakotakade3547 talk for yourself. I'm not a mammal i lay eggs
@@filipposaccani2135 what if you're a platypus, though?
And I sure hope I'm not doing a woooosh rn.
0:41
Damien : australien
German and french : are we a joke to you?
And swdish.
point is, the flag is the one from new zealand
@J. D. Australien is the adjective meaning 'from Australia'.
Warren Lam Also: Bist and und
Can’t forget about swden
There are no Koalas within the amazonian rainforest... they're living in australia
Idk if this is an r/whoosh or not
@@stupify7012 me neither, that's why I commented it anyways DUH
i have no idea if he's joking or not XD
Also, she mentioned that he quote "had koalas at his house because of the fire", I don't think there are fires in the *RAIN* forest.
@@ethanfairbanks867 there are fires in a rainforest, might sound unreal but there are
Never thought I would see Damien shout out James A. Janisse, but here we are.
Ikr
IKR also
He already cited James in 1 or 2 past videos
Also ikr
yooo james
“Maybe I’m just stupid but mammals are human chief.”
You sure ‘bout that?
Well he wasn't wrong... " Maybe I am just stupid". Lol but still enjoy the content
he said maybe im just stupid
No se rick, parece falso!
@@MarkusDarkess he wasnt wrong? u ok chief?
@@indigoandromeda239 he said "maybe I am stupid". I I say maybe I am stupid but fish Don't need water . I am not wrong. Because I am stupid about that fact.
8:15 Excuse me? I'm brazilian and I'm pretty sure that there's no koalas in the Amazon rainforest lmao
there isnt lmao
I can't tell if it was the fact that Koalas aren't in the Amazon or that they thought it was Amazon the company.
Wait a minute...
“Australien” is german for australia
idk if the pic was taken in germany or not so....
Finn you’re right
Had the flag of New Zealand
same in sweden
also in french
Yeah but It is new Zealands flag
"mammals are human"
In that case my dog needs to start paying bills around this house.
Well I'd say so
@Cmdr. Lewdiepie N..no, bad human bad
@Cmdr. Lewdiepie what in the actual fuck
@Cmdr. Lewdiepie Sir/Miss, are you ok?
I'm scared, but I'm also glad to see your profile pic and username are true to you.
*Next r/Murderedbywords video*
Dead meat : “Welcome back to the kill count!”
My name is James a janisse
And today, we will be looking at r/Murderedbywords
bruh
Dead meat: A term for every man's penis after lockdown ends.
@@WolfyFancyLads that joke was better when he got sponsored by a ball shaving company
“Salmonella, never heard of it.”
*sad brown-haired stick figure noises*
*Orchestral violin music stops*
*jazz music stops*
sad o nella academy
im happy that i understand this joke
Go check out sam o nella academy if u r reading dis
"we are coming for you James A. Janiesse"
Love that quote.
I absolutely lost it when he said "peepee poopoo" and it was a real person. 😂😂😂
9:22
“Mammals are humans”
-Damien 2019
@nick bond nah man mammals are humans
wait. somebody already said "Mammals are human" -Damien 2019. freakin jerk
I crie
@Juan Cortez Muro not all dreams come true.
@Juan Cortez Muro you don't see anyone else advertising their channels do you? Well don't advertise yours
"Peepee poopoo"
-Justin, 2k19
I can't stop cracking up
Justin, this is not an automated message.
*peepee poopoo*
So yes?
"peepee poopoo"
-Felix "PewDiePie" Kjellberg
Tomorrow at 12.45 works fine. Peepee poopoo
Australien is french for Australian. The fail in the picture is the flag: this is the New Zealand flag.
“Mammals are humans chief” you got that mixed up chief.
Well, about 7 billion mammals *are* human
and mammals are a type of animal chief.
The "Australien" one is just the German Word for Australia.
Yeah... imagine other languages existing, mindblowing! I facepalmed at the facepalm
P O L E N
It's also the French word for "Australian"
also thats the flag for NZ
Is it I’m Australian and even I didn’t know that
"iPhone allegedly turned him gay"
i don't need an iPhone for that lmao
You just a really ugly woman or something?
“Mom, I’m gay.” “It’s because of that damn phone.”
@@senbontorii2680 OP is either a woman that looks like a man or a man who acts and looks like a woman. Either way its gross
Landon Britt lol😂🤣
That Weird Kid From High School
What? That doesn’t even make sense.
I’m calling my birthday “out of the womb day” now
Oh wow
happy out of the womb day to you happy out of the womb day to you happy out of the womb day dear you happy out of the womb day to y o u
Escape day
i wasn't birthed, i was r e m o v e d
honestly tho i was cus i was born via c-section
Out of the womb anniversary
"something Damien said"
-Damien, 2019
-every goddam commenter, 2019
“Something Damien said” - Damien, 2012
Is that better?
HA HA HA
"something Damien said"
-Damien 2019
-every goddamn commenter
-literally every comment commenter
Catfight Animations yeah
Santiago Blastre No, you’re just quoting him from 2012
"mammals are humans cheif."
YOU HAVE BECOME THE VERY THING YOU SWORE TO DESTROY
also good vid
@Brett Woffington finally someone who knows what this bird is.
Magic Man my favorite animal with opossum coming in second
@@Brettastic8740 it better be.
animals are smarter than the average human.
"The hubble telescope is on Earth."-Damien 2019
We never forget Damien, we don't.
"Sometimes i'm a und kinda guy"
Und = and
-Damien 2019
"Australien"
*shows New Zealand's flag*
ThatOneLeafyGal yeah the joke wasn’t Austr-alien... I think this must’ve been in a German class room as that’s just the German word for Australia. They must’ve mixed up the flags in class 🙈
ThatOneLeafyGal YES!
Australien = Österreich
also the word for Australia in Swedish. (I'm Swedish) :) hi
@Gmtry r/woooosh
It's official, we're the stupidest living things ever.
Koalas are pretty dumb too, can't even identify their *only food source* if it's on a plate
You’re just now realizing that😂! A mother took her probably like 6 year old kid to a R rated movie😆!
I guess you haven't seen a kangaroo..
Back Mark not dumb as ants..
They can’t even think
No, it's just that when other animals do stupid things, they can't put it on the internet.
"What do you think rated R means?"
Ready for kids?
[GC] D4rk3R R u ready kids
[Redacted]
@@Snorplicus R as in *[DATA EXPUNGED]*
@@RealGrayKnight Aye aye Honorable Chairman!
@@ninjabluefyre3815 Then stop asking questions and get back to work!
10:10
This is actually a German question from Duolingo
Und = And
Bist meant am or a (?)
Bist is equivalent to "are", specifcally du bist = you are while sie sind = they are
Also I like the way mispronounced “und” pretty funny
you missed the point lol. ofc its an actual question, thats what the post in r/facepalm was making fun of lol. they're making fun of the fact that its obsurdly easy given the cross cognate.
gabe jacob
Yes I know, I’m giving more info about what the hell was happening.
Bist is are
"The submarine is to the sea what the aeroplane is to the sky"
Well yes, but statically there are more planes in the ocean than subs in the sky.
How do we get more subs in the sky?
@@Gloomdrake there are no subs in the sky but sometimes planes crash or are shot down and fall into the ocean
Mr. Awesome Yes, I know, I’m not THAT dumb. The point was to see if anyone would answer, “blow them into the sky” or “lift them up with balloons,” but instead you assume I don’t get the joke.
Wings! Put some chicken wings and you got youself a flying sub!
Tho there is some problem... Apple is the company that makes the wings so..... Expect the price to be 999,9999,999.99 thinking the sub is included.
More planes into buildings than submarines in buildings
9:20 "Maybe I'm just stupid but mammals are humans, right?"
Facepalm
I was hoping Damien was just following up on the England/London thingy
@@SennaHawx let us hope, yes
(0:42) "Australien" is not in English, and that spelling is correct.
What you did miss is that it is actually the flag of New Zealand, which has red stars. Australia has white stars, and one additional under the Union Jack.
"Actually the amazon rainforest, I have koala's in my home right now"
My brain:. . . . . .wait . . . K-Koala's?
Ya sure, mate?
Me: nah seems complety reasonable
Thought. The same
Yeah koalas aren’t in the Amazon
I think this guy was just trolling this lady
Koalas are from Australia
@@otaking3582 i dont think he was trolling i think he wanted to make a inpression but completely fucked up without her noticing
8:17
"I have koalas outside my house because of the fire"
Me:... Koalas are endemic to Australia but okay?
9:20
"Mammals are humans"
As a zoology major, I'm dying internally. Send help.
Xd
Yes! I was like "koalas?? In the Amazon? What?"
Yea that had me fucked up for a second thought i misread and misheard
As a Brazilian , the koala one messed me up aswell
@@lavashark3974 Então né...
7:05 I'm pretty sure that's meant to be in the context of flying in airplanes and not literally the action of flying... so...
"Submarines are to the sea as airplanes are to the sky"
-Damien, 1327 A.D.
People bitching about R rated movies being R rated drive me crazy
It's exactly the same as parents complaining about kids playing 18 rated games
People are stupid
@@AFarmerCalledChicken You do know you're counted as one of them right?
@Davin Kum Non-american pest go away
children drive me crazy too. especially the ones on this comment thread they piss me off the most.
"What is a shawl?" also goes in r/facepalm; what a coincidence!
"Australien" is actually the german way of writing australia
That wasn't the facepalm I think
Because it's the flag of New Zealand.
Of French
The actual facepalm in that pic is that the flag shown is New Zealand’s, but it’s labelled Australia.
Ok ok i guys i get it i got wooshed but i will leave the comment there for the jokes
"from what age can babies fly?" I would guess...they mean in a plane....
literally-defective oof
I did not think of this... that is a very good question.
Yeah I think it means that
It's still worded really funny though.
A baby's larval stage usually lasts until about 18 months or so. They then (or than, for you Americans) find a secluded place to form a chrysalis, which they will emerge from in 2-3 weeks. It then takes about 12 hours for their wings to dry before they can fly.
5:50 the reason people leave ratings for places they havent been is because Google will keep pestering you with notifications to rate the place just because you drove by the plaza where the place is until you rate it. its a paid feature offered by google paid for by the companies. so the company is going to suffer if they are going to just keep forcing themselves into the phones of people just going about their day minding their own business.
Google: Is the moon a planet?
Damien: No
Also Damien: Yeah, googling if the moon is full tonight instead of looking outside is the only plausible thing here
Also Also Damien: Mammals are humans
Maybe it's daytime?
Actually, the moon isn't classified as a planet. It's classified as a satellite. This is because the moon doesn't orbit the sun.
(However, I may be wrong)
@@de4dRabbit You are right. A moon orbits a planet, a planet orbits a star.
Well said. 👏🏻
Try looking at the moon one day before or after full moon... it still looks full
Damien:I love dead meat
Zombies: happiness noises
Also thanks Damien for saying you love me
HOLD UP
IGGY GET OUTTA HERE, HE'S STILL ALIVE
Fucking dies
The fact that he said that he loves the channel Dead Meat makes me love this channel 10 times more
I argee
Damien: "London is a city and England is a country, stupid"
Also Damien: "Mammals are humans"
“Australien” is the way we spell Australia in Danish
and in Swedish too.
and in German too.
the point is that its an New Zealandish flag, which Damien didnt notice.
@@MerleTrains don't break the streak.
@@omega-max5347 oh shit. Err, i meant...
and in German too too.
"chaotic neutral, or chaotic evil?"
Chaotic subscribed, that's for sure.
“They’re gonna fall out like a *pile of* dominos”
- Damien 2019
I'm leaving that like button on 69 likes
EmKay: Makes fun of guy that says everyone in England is from London
Also EmKay: Mammals are humans
"Everyone from England is from London"
No we are not
Everyone in the comments lives in 2019. Neat.
Austrailians living in 6102
Not if their dead
I'm still stuck in the past since that night
@@zedantXiang wake up Zedant, this is your concience trying to wake you up. Come on Zedant, your wife misses you.
anyone watching in 2019
comment section:
99% people quoting damian saying “mammals are humans”
1% this
There are not enough comments about dead meat. We need to make more
There are also lots about Australien being German
dead meat
7:04 it is an important question to know actually, though the phrasing sounds like a good facepalm. There is a certain age that babies have to be in order to be taken on a plane due to health concerns.
My name is Leo, therefore I do not exist.
My name is Zoe. I don't exist either
Hi Leo’s I’m also Leo
My name is Nickolas and I don't want to exist.
Noo!Nickolas
why is "from what age can babies fly" a facepalm? isnt it pretty obvious that theyre asking about, yknow, planes? am i just missing something?
It might have been for planes
It might have been for actual flying
It could a been the 40,000
*The world it a mystery.*
I think the person who posted the post thinks that it means human babies
"You don't kill a cow to make cheese."
Are you sure about that?
Yes you need the milk of the cow
@@kyanbult7764 Wrong. To make real cheese, you need to kill a calf. You need the calfs lab to make cheese. Real cheese.
"ppppffffttt mwahahahahHaHHaHa."
-Emkay 2019 (AKA Damian)
5:48 "Florida man kidnaps scientist to make his dog immortal"
Not the hero we wanted, but the hero his dog needed
Emkay: "mammals are humans chief"
Me: he is speaking the language of gods
9:20 "Mammals are humans chief"
-Damien 2019
you mean Humans are Mammals?
I hope this was a joke
I hope THIS was w joke.
Mammals are human though
An American Potato I hope your joking
Well, about 7 billion mammals *are* human
"Mammals are human too"
Damien 2019
Orange Watermelon Beat me to the Juan punch
I died here
Orange Watermelon I don’t get it *cries *
@@thecarrierpigeon6657 All humans are mammals but not all mammals are humans if you were being serious.
Orange Watermelon I gift my like from my comment to you
"Homeless man under house arrest"
That's just a straight up Mitch Hedberg joke
Roses are red,
I love Dr. Phil,
Hi I’m James A. Janisse,
And let’s get to the kills
>koala
>amazon rainforest
:thinkyface:
🤔
Yeah as someone whose family is South American, and who was born and lives in Australia that one threw me the fuck off, don’t know why more people aren’t talking about it in the comments
That chick that keyed the Tesla happened at my school lmao
8:10 double facepalm, koalas dont live in the amazon
Oh, "Australien" is actually the French word for, well, Australian.
And the German word for, well, Australia which was actually meant in the picture.
The point is that it is not an Australian flag
@@webfish5563 As a Kiwi I am not surprised by definitely disappointed by that part
Is the moon a planet
Damien: No
Me thinking about his brain: "wut is going on in there"
But it's not?? The moon isn't a planet, it orbits the Earth. All of the planets in out solar system orbit the Sun.
Fish
@@Fish_152 I just came
R/wooosh
Roses are red,
Fish have gills,
I’m James A. Janeese,
Let’s get to the kills
You watch him too?
TF FoC Metroflex yeah it’s a really great channel
TF FoC Metroflex yeah
Me too 😀
8:17 r/therewasanotherattempt there are no koalas in amazon
Okay, I've seen the one at 8:13 dozens of times and it just upsets me when he says he works with koalas in the Amazon Rainforest. Koalas are in Australia, not South America's Amazon Rainforest. There is a chance that she lied about what that guy said entirely and this is based entirely on her knowledge but come on! This is basic information!
I got confused af when I read that but I didn't know why, now I know
6:12 what's even more neat is when he yeets you with that giant sword like: "DEMACIA!" and you die. Yikes
"His face, scalped" EmKay, 2019
THE DEAD MEAT SHOUT OUT THO love both of yalls channels so much
"James is an amazing TH-camr"
*well yes, but actually yes*
You had me at the first 2 quarters I’m not gonna lie
I meant 2 thirds
That's Damien
Edit: This is a joke ok
GODAMNIT I MEANT 3 QUARTERS
This subreddit is literally the "hmm yes the floor is made out of floor" meme
That’s r/technicallythetruth. This is r/facepalm
*Am I childish for dying in the "peepee poopoo" one? Lmao legit saved this video in a playlist called "peepee poopoo"*
I died there too🤣
The most face-Palm moment was the guy who said he has koalas from the Amazon in his house. 😫
There is no koalas in the Amazon what was he talking about?
R/therewasattempt is a subreddit about attempted facepalms
*change my mind*
O_O
No
It's also about people trying to do something but it's either too hard or they can't physically do it, so they leave it just as that, and the evidence is clear
When the girl who was screaming about the r rated movie, uh, she made that on my birthday. I'm ashamed.
And the movie was released on my birthday.
THE WOMAN IS A STRAIGHT UP KAREN
8:15 but koala’s are from Australia, not a rain forest...
“und” is “and” in German.
Just commented it if someone wanted to know.
Thx
ja genau. That looks like dulingo fucked up. Bist is the second person singular present conjugation of sein, (to be), und is a coordinating conjunction meaning and. I'm doing a semester abroad in Germany right now. Love the language its so orderly, precise, and logical. Pizza is just Pizza
@@christiankneupper7011 neat
und???
You can see the sadness in his eyes when his doggo didn't get immortality
3:19 hey A113 is the famous animation number!
Absolutely no one:
This meme has been dead for months:
The entire comment section:
"peepee poopoo" - totally not Billy from preschool
Peepee poopoo
Lol
The way he said Saratoga springs makes me giggle. They might say it where you live, but they don’t here.
"Mammals are humans"
one of many reasons we love damien.
0:30
"oh hey a handle..."
"NO PATRICK NO"
9:58 A homeless lady asked me and my friends the other day “You guys got any speed? Somebody’s gotta have some”. Every day I wish she found somebody with speed for her.
Epic
Damien: explains london is in England and England in not in london
Also Damien: MaMmAl is hUMan
"Australien"
*People of Germanic languages are typing*
Also Australians typing coz that is the NZ flag... Not australian
I'm genuinely confused.
Ja, das stimmt.
@@MeCooper Yeah, it's a mess
@@The-Seal-Of-Approval I'm calling the police
@@fibonojomano5369 Natürlich!
6:20 my favorite one lmao
Peepee poopoo
Breaking news:
All Australians found to be Austr _aliens!_
Am Australian, can confirm
Upside-down aliens
"Mammals are humans though" - Emkay, 2019
Amazon guy was probably lying.
Koalas are native to Australia not the Amazon, which is in South America.
There's almost no reason why he'd have Koalas at his house as someone who works "in the Amazon", whatever the heck that is supposed to mean in this context.
9:06 facepalm in facepalm, because that was his search history and he really thinks he can fool people with it. I'm also sure he did not do it as a joke.
No that's a legitimate autofill from Google, a lot of people are too young or too stupid to understand the most basic of planetary classification
The one about Australia isn’t really one because it’s Australien in for example Swedish
2:24 I actually did not know that's what the R stands for all I knew is that it's not for kids
0:40 This is just the german word for Australia.
I think the facepalm moment is that this is actually the flag of New Zealand
@@thorbenwolfsblut3824 Oh snap i didn't even realize. I guess this makes it a double facepalm