Ran around Skingrad, trying to avoid this idiot, I get a room at the West Weald Inn, as soon as I wake up: TADA!! HEEEEEERRRREEEE'S Glarthir! IN. MY. FUCKING. ROOM.
OH I'M NOT THE ONLY ONE. I did that about a year ago while finishing writing a website for university, it was 3am, and I just don't know how it happened.
Thank you for the joy this has brought me consistently over the past 12 years. The world is crazy and life got hard, but The Glarthir Song remained steadfast and has never let me down.
In skyrim the story was bad the graphics good, the towns bad, side quests okay, npc s not very interesting. In oblivion race details where good, city’s where great, story was awesome, npc s great, graphics okay.
This came into my head randomly yesterday and I started repeating. "Let me give you some advice. Let me give you some advice." Before it clicked with me what it was. I haven't listened to this in years. Certified classic.
IIIVVVVVVVEEEEEEEEEEEIIIIIIIIIIDDDDDDEDNNNNNNNNNNNTTTTTTIIIIIFFFIIIIEDDHHHHHIIIIMMMMAAASSSSOOOOOOOOOONNNNNNEEEEOOOOOOFFFFFFFFMMMMMMMYYKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYSSSSSSSSSSUUUUUUUSSSSSSSSPPPPPPPPEEEEEECCCCCCCCCTTTTTTTTTTTSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS! Translation: I've identified him as one of my key suspects!
Still listen to this on a daily basis. I like to play it loud to freak out my family. I wonder what they all think, they don't confront me about it. They always seem to know when I'm watching, *You'll see*
Strange... Glarthir saw something in you... trusted you... they say it's the Mad God that flows through the brains of every mad man! They hallucinate more than lesser men! The Wabbajack is a sacred symbol of insanity, most people think of the pelvis of Pelagius but that's just a hip bone, the Wabbajack has power, only one truly touched by madness can wield it they saaaaaay. He must of given to you for reason did he say why? Given it to you for a reason. He said that? Why? Nothing that I've ever heard about. Haskill would be the one to know. He is the grandmaster of my order. He is the Grandmaster of my order. He waits quietly to greet you in a room of butterflies. In the shivering isles.... in the shivering isles... Haskil would be the one to know. He waits quietly to greet you in a room of butterflies. In the shivering isles.... in the shivering isles... I am brother Haskill, what do you want? By the Mad God this IS the Wabbajack! Who are you, who are you, how did you get this??? What do you know Glarthir's death? Glathir's words? By the Mad, by the MAD, by the MAD! Only the strange destiny of Glarthir the Insane could have brought you to me carrying the staff Wabbajack!
Cuhnspiraceee! Hwatches my house caunstantly! Yoole see; yoole see! Watch. His. Sin-ist-œr plânz. You should wait outside his house--and-see--whatedoez; chyêss! I'll meet you here tomorrow NIGHT! Aive i-dent-i-fied hymn as one of my ke-ey sus-pects! This is the most epic remix on TH-cam
Im replaying oblivion and anytime im in skingrad i keep singing this song, Glarthir approached me and i started his quest and im singing this over and over again while i do it !
Since we got the adoring fan in starfield. Im hoping to see glarthir, nazeem, preston and probably a weird out there one, a guard who acts stiff, and maybe skooma. Perhaps a blue cat too
Played this game over 10 years ago and just recently replaying off Steam and I'm upto Glarthir's quest. I got the death list off of him for Davide. I waited til the morning then gave the note to Davide at his house, quickly ran out and saw Glarthir at the front of the Chapel with Davide behind me with his sword. So I quickly opened console and gave Glarthir 100K Health and a Daedric Axe so he can defend himself..... 2 hours (real time) of Glarthir defending himself from everyone... he killed all the guards, then went home to sleep. I rested a day or two (Game time) for him to wake up. Corpse everywhere and he doesnt want to talk to me... dude I just want my gold, I saved his life.
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Why are all the wood elves in this game fucking batshit crazy?
skooma
+Bigby Wolf You take vaguely homosexual midgets, give them pointy ears and archery skills, what do you expect?
+Bigby Wolf Because Ulrich Leland had them slapped in irons
cause they are racist (jk)
+Bigby Wolf probably their only wood elves voice actor suited for batshit crazy characters :D
JUST. AS I THOUGHT, JUST, AS I, THOUUUGHT!
The second part kind of sounds like the female high elf voice actor.
Sorenova hey
Conspiracy!
Sorenova here's my proooooblem
Sorenova i was just watching the stream !
I'm so making the "NEVER contact me in public" part my ringtone.
i did that too
OMG SAME XD
How do I make it a ring tone
Obai noori
Just use any youtube video to mp3 downloader, really. Simple as that.
Victoryfraud just as I thought JUST AS I Thought
>Complains about being followed and watched
>Stalks the hero all over Skingrad until they agree to help
I kill him all the time, so I can walk Skingrad's streets in peace. Also nobody hurts Davide Surilie on my watch.
Contact him in public to get rid of him
You are a watcher yourself Glarthir
Am I the only one who actually finds this song musically pleasing? I feel like this is what goes on inside Glarthir's head.
Wakeem it's genuinely a well constructed song, it captures the guy's insanity pretty well from an in depth point of view.
yeah me too the lyrical genius of this guy is actually amazing
Well Constructed but not musically pleasing for me :D
Loving it anyway
iiiiiiivee ideeeentifiiieeed hiiim aaaas onee ooof my keeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeyyyyyyyy suuuuuuuuuuspeeeeeeeeects
SaiChester it played at the very microsecond I started reading this 🤣
@@jcnot9712 Me too 🤣
I started weeping at that part. Weeping from laughter.
"NEVER contact me in public!"
Best ringtone ever.
YES!
Ran around Skingrad, trying to avoid this idiot, I get a room at the West Weald Inn, as soon as I wake up: TADA!! HEEEEEERRRREEEE'S Glarthir! IN. MY. FUCKING. ROOM.
jeez, what a sick pervert. am I right?
lol
I'll pay you well!
thats nice load of bullshit but ok
Dafuq I thought I killed you already!
I am a programmer, and I have been listening to this on repeat at work while I write code. I have absolutely no idea why. I just can't stop.
OH I'M NOT THE ONLY ONE.
I did that about a year ago while finishing writing a website for university, it was 3am, and I just don't know how it happened.
OMG this is happening to me right now.
Thank you for that "advice"
same here
nice
the elf voice actor in oblivion was the best. lately i've noticed he sounds just like richard hammond.
***** Yeah he sounds like the guy who voices Butch in Fallout 3 too. I used to think it was the same person for a long time
His name is Craig Sechler. I showed this video to him, and he loved it.
Emmitt Nervend same
@@poorinspirit1982 it's the same voice actor.
I love that voice actor too. Really added to the dreamy high fantasy flavor of the game
Thank you for the joy this has brought me consistently over the past 12 years. The world is crazy and life got hard, but The Glarthir Song remained steadfast and has never let me down.
Be sure to check out Young Scrolls Nutty EP centered around Glarthir. A lot of bangers there.
@grandsaga no
Skyrim players will never know what they missed out on.
Filip Andersson I love Skyrim but Oblivion was 100 times better...
I was blessed. I played Skyrim before Oblivion, so I enjoyed Skyrim a lot (+900 hours) and now I'm enjoying Oblivion even more!
Filip Andersson true dat
In skyrim the story was bad the graphics good, the towns bad, side quests okay, npc s not very interesting.
In oblivion race details where good, city’s where great, story was awesome, npc s great, graphics okay.
And we know we can't forget this very special mission... and its not joy. oh no.
"NO, I'M SORRY BUT I DONT KNOW WHAT TIME IT IS" -Glarthir.
Near the city of Chorrol.
JimmyHopkins01 He lives quietly as a monk at Weynon Priory.
+Glënn Clark (GlennClark4011) tunnel snakes rule!
ahmed kabbary 4:20 ;-)
How would he know what time it is tho? there's no clocks to know time in Oblivion.😂
This came into my head randomly yesterday and I started repeating. "Let me give you some advice. Let me give you some advice." Before it clicked with me what it was. I haven't listened to this in years. Certified classic.
My siblings and I frequently quote this in a hostile manner in public
I often find myself singing along to 'young scrolls' - Dagothwave even years later.
This must be what it sounds like inside Glarthir's head... CONSTANTLY. Hell, it's driving me a little bit crazy.
goji3755 I'm glad to know I'm not the only one who feels this way.
goblin have you heard of the high elves
Just as I thought, he is the grandmaster of my order, getoutofhiswaybeforehehasyouslappedinirons
Thanks for this...really and truly thank you
The Glarthir Scrolls IV:Conspiracy>The Elder Scrolls V:Skyrim
The paranoia quest is 19x better than all of Skyrim
Glarthir isn't crazy, he only has mental problems
"just as i thought" "juuust as i thouught" xD
Mathias Sjodin Oh and NEVER CONTACT ME IN PUBLIC
+ShyGuy973 Near the city of Choroll.
I've identified him as one of my keeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeey suspects
Glarthir just followed me on Tumblr.
I didn't follow him...
This is terrifying.
I dont know you and I dont care to know you
Jas West You're sure you weren't followed?
just as I thought, just as I thought
The Kapo Cliffracer fllllyyyyy!
Wolfenrahd Sooooooo hiiiiiiiiigh! Flyyyyyyyying...
For 13 years this song has been living in my head
Little did Glarthir know that the Grand Order of Mudcrabs was behind it all along.
Just as I thought! JUST as I thought!
He's the grandmaster of my order
He lives quietly as a crab in Lake Rumare
Near the imperial city
Near the imperial city
My brother keeps punching my arm because I can't stop responding to him without saying "Just as I thought, just as I thought!"
I told my brother about your post and, he started punching my arm too!
+Jay Babel it would be really cool if you could sing it when you say it.
See where he goes....
there will be a bonus in this for you, don't worry!
10 years later this still doesn't get old.
Make it 13
@@SlayerSeraph Technically my first comment is still reading "12 years ago".
I am being ...
F O L L O W E D
JUST AS I *T H O T*
JUST AS THOUGHT! JUST AS I THOUGHT!
Fuck you too dickhead
i still come back to this
same
same
I'm being followed, watched, near the city of Chorrol.
The Dark Lord Willy Wonka was it a man that lives quietly as a monk, from a Weynon priory?
maxxon89 He said to get out of his way before he slapped me in irons.
The Dark Lord Willy Wonka The captain of Cheydinhal city guard, Ulrich Leland?
The Dark Lord Willy Wonka Jauffre would be the one to know he lives quietly as a monk at waynon priory
He would be the one th know, he lives quietly as a monk at Weynon priory.
I burst out laughing when he said NEVER contact me in public xD
I nearly pissed myself and never contact me in public
Lol! That's the best part!
This should be played in a crowded club, with strobe lights and smoke....
Never contact me in public so it can't work
Still bopping to this in 2024. Adding stipulation in my will that they play it at my funeral.
I've identified him as one of my KEY SUSPEct......ssssss
You should wait outside his house, and see WHATHEDOES.
I come back to this video year after year, it never gets old. Ah, I miss the days of Oblivion. Simpler times they were.
I love your username it’s so random lol
7 years later and it's only getting more crazy.
YOU-YOU-YOU CAME
You sure you weren't followed?
+Celia Watson YOU-YOU-YOU-YOU CAME! You're sure you weren't followed? Good...
I'm being followed....
JUST AS I THOOOOOUGHT
"Let-me-give-you-some-advice..." - This is my favorite part:)
Let me give you some advice let me give you some advice Glarthir like I said crazy crazy 😂😂
IIIVVVVVVVEEEEEEEEEEEIIIIIIIIIIDDDDDDEDNNNNNNNNNNNTTTTTTIIIIIFFFIIIIEDDHHHHHIIIIMMMMAAASSSSOOOOOOOOOONNNNNNEEEEOOOOOOFFFFFFFFMMMMMMMYYKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYSSSSSSSSSSUUUUUUUSSSSSSSSPPPPPPPPEEEEEECCCCCCCCCTTTTTTTTTTTSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS! Translation: I've identified him as one of my key suspects!
I still come back to this video and Jauffre Jam every year or so and they both still bring me so much joy and laughter even 14 years later
I suppose sixty-seven people contacted Glarthir in public.
Gotta return to this a few times each year of course.
Still listen to this on a daily basis. I like to play it loud to freak out my family. I wonder what they all think, they don't confront me about it. They always seem to know when I'm watching, *You'll see*
You are crazier than him
Irl sheogorath mantling
I start singing this in my head everytime someone walks behind me and we make eye contact 'I'm being followed, just as I thought, just as I thought!'
Strange... Glarthir saw something in you... trusted you... they say it's the Mad God that flows through the brains of every mad man!
They hallucinate more than lesser men! The Wabbajack is a sacred symbol of insanity, most people think of the pelvis of Pelagius but that's just a hip bone, the Wabbajack has power, only one truly touched by madness can wield it they saaaaaay.
He must of given to you for reason did he say why? Given it to you for a reason. He said that? Why? Nothing that I've ever heard about.
Haskill would be the one to know. He is the grandmaster of my order.
He is the Grandmaster of my order.
He waits quietly to greet you in a room of butterflies.
In the shivering isles.... in the shivering isles...
Haskil would be the one to know.
He waits quietly to greet you in a room of butterflies.
In the shivering isles.... in the shivering isles...
I am brother Haskill, what do you want? By the Mad God this IS the Wabbajack! Who are you, who are you, how did you get this???
What do you know Glarthir's death? Glathir's words?
By the Mad, by the MAD, by the MAD!
Only the strange destiny of Glarthir the Insane could have brought you to me carrying the staff Wabbajack!
this needs way more upvotes xD
Let.Me.Give.You.Some advice...Let.Me.Give.You.Some advice....Glarthir is crazy...Like I said, crazy CRAZY!
Just as I thought, JUST AS I THOUGHT!
I'm so happy this exists XD
I love how in the end, you see him just being sLOWLY ROaSTED IN THE FLaMES OF DEaTH
+YanYan Sanada
You're about to get roasted by the sounds of shame
;:-)
TheEagleOfLightAndNight There's no shame in liking this glorious creation XD
come on m0gdred you need to make some more videos, such a talent
"NEVER contact me in public!"
Where it all began
This had me in fits of laughter, and I can't really pinpoint why.
Great job nonetheless!
Here's my problem...
I think you're right
I listen to this EVERY DAY
James Norrington Hello, Admiral. How are you doing? Have you recovered from being stabbed in the chest on the flying dutchman yet?
JUST AS I THOUGHT!JUUST AS I THOOOUGHT
Just commenting to pop up the notification so you can listen again
Andruševski ' brooo
Are you still watching this everyday? It's been 3 years man...
Ive identified him as one of my keeeeeeeeeey suspects!
June 2024: THIS and Jaffure Jam is still the Greatest Hits of All Time
I wish I was as eccentric as Glarthir...
You can be!
Are You being followed by any chance?
There is a one in a hundred chance of getting schizophrenia for an average person.
+Cicero Just have a hundred kids.
You'd turn up dead, eventually...
this man is criminally underrated.
LET-ME-GIVE-YOU-SOME-AD-VICE!
Near the city of Chorrol.
Glarthir is c-c-crazy
Like I said... CRAZY.
The Glarthir Song walked so the Nutty EP could run 🙌
Bring him to morrowind. I'll deal with him...
*shoots you down with a crossbow*
@o o Getoutofmywaybeforeihaveyouslappedinirons
When you think about it... Dark elves are the n'wah. And the cliff racers are the f'lah
Flyiiiin flyiiiin in the sky cliff racer fly so high flyiiiiiiiiin
still watching a decade later
So… 14 years later.. Have you heard any news from the other provinces of Tamriel?
NEVER contact me in public!
Anyone else love Glarthir's Invader Zim style pronunciation of the word "Conspiracy"?
I have listened to this so much.
I had my roommate listen to this at 4 am.
Apparently resulted in some wonderful dreams.
"never contact me or my son in public ever again"
My theme tune when Google recommends a chainsaw sale 6 hours after my grandmother asked me about gardening equipment
This quest would be a thousand times better if that music was playing during it.
You could play it while doing the quest
Cuhnspiraceee! Hwatches my house caunstantly! Yoole see; yoole see! Watch. His. Sin-ist-œr plânz. You should wait outside his house--and-see--whatedoez; chyêss! I'll meet you here tomorrow NIGHT! Aive i-dent-i-fied hymn as one of my ke-ey sus-pects!
This is the most epic remix on TH-cam
I'm beein followed...
Teacher: Is that an ear bud? Would you like to share with the class what you are listening to?
me: shit
Don't worry most of them would burst out laughing
14 years after and I find myself randomly playing this song in my head ;P
A decade later. I’m a decade older. And I finally found this absolute BANGER again
"NEVER contact me in public!" *proceeds to contact you in public to start quest*
Conspiracy! watches my house constantly. you'll see, you'll see, WATCH. HIS. SINISTER. PLANS!
Perfect, just perfect. xD
Johnnythewizard The Mage I’m being followed.
Near the city of Chorrol
But Jauffre would be the one to know. He lives quietly as a monk at Weynon Priory...
Edwardo Leadinaro
................near the city of chorrol
Here after young scrolls' EP, the origins!
If paranoid is a song, I'm hearing it. 😂
You're in my heart oblivion, always
I fought against Glarthir in csgo yesterday.
Char Aznable y-y-you-you came.
+Char Aznable Somebody who played glarthir noises right?
+Char Aznable Just as I thought
+Char Aznable "-They are going B.
-JUST AS I THOUGHT, JUST, AS, I, THOUGHT".
RIGHT ALONG!!!!!!!
This is perfect for a 2 am break from playing Oblivion
"NEVER contact me in public!
Contact me in public!"
getting mixed signals here
This is a nice sing-along.
"Ah, you came!"
Damn right I did Glarthir
this was ahead of its time by like 10 years
I'VE IDENTIFIED HIM AS ONE OF MY KEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEYYYYYYYYYYYY SUSPECTSSSSSS
Can't stop listening to this
Let me give you some advice.
I still have the parts where he says, "NEVER contact me in public!" and "CAN'T YOU SEE THAT I'M VERY BUSY??" as my ringtone and message beep.
oh my god, that is fucking hilarious and awesome!
Im replaying oblivion and anytime im in skingrad i keep singing this song, Glarthir approached me and i started his quest and im singing this over and over again while i do it !
m0gdred walked so Young Scrolls could run.
this song is more relevant than ever in 2022
It's not from anywhere, I composed it myself to fit with the way he talked and synced it up.
NEVER CONTACT ME IN PUBLIC! umm ok Glarthir
+SpuderrMon Well, keyes.
contact me in public
contact me in public
contact me in public
NO I DONT KNOW WHAT TIME IT IS!
I thought i ACTUALLY had to follow the suspects for this quest so i sat in the bushes watching bernadette pick grapes for like 20minutes.
"I'VE IDENTIFIED HIM AS ONE OF MY KEEEYYYYY SUSPECTS!!!" (1:38)
i love it that in oblivion guards are more interactive than in skyrim
Listening to this after young scrolls' Nutty EP dropped. Still slaps.
Since we got the adoring fan in starfield. Im hoping to see glarthir, nazeem, preston and probably a weird out there one, a guard who acts stiff, and maybe skooma. Perhaps a blue cat too
I was 10 years too late......This is a gem
I've loved this video for years, and I still always lose it at 0:45.
This dude has definitely been 'blessed' by Uncle Sheo.
I've identified him as one of my keeeeeey suspeeects.
Played this game over 10 years ago and just recently replaying off Steam and I'm upto Glarthir's quest. I got the death list off of him for Davide. I waited til the morning then gave the note to Davide at his house, quickly ran out and saw Glarthir at the front of the Chapel with Davide behind me with his sword. So I quickly opened console and gave Glarthir 100K Health and a Daedric Axe so he can defend himself..... 2 hours (real time) of Glarthir defending himself from everyone... he killed all the guards, then went home to sleep. I rested a day or two (Game time) for him to wake up. Corpse everywhere and he doesnt want to talk to me... dude I just want my gold, I saved his life.
This is awesome! Really loving the "just as I thought" part, it really sounds like he's singing. Fantastic!
"hi all throughout cream when I said great pressure a resident just disciple Jackson I all groaning ring"
closed captions are a must for this song
please put this on Spotify, I need on EVERY SINGLE PLAYLIST