Why The Dad Bod Is Worse Than Ebola
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- Bro Science #72: stop the dad bod.
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"He's not ripped, but he's nice and easy to talk to"
Congratulations, you just received the human form of a participation medal.
Jackson Boyer LMFAO
Jackson Boyer trophy* medals are only for the successful
Burn.
a LARGE percentage of women like toned and smooth muscle not ripped.
Jackson Boyer
Dril is that you
"you started lifting to get girls but you quickly realised the real reason you lift is to be better then people" im dying haha
So true right?
*than
To get girls, you have to be better than the other guys. Getting girls is a competition, so yeah you should be better than the competition (other guys), so in a way yeah it is true.
@@EnigmaticSoulExplorer yep another guy could have more friends than I do, make more money, is smarter than me, and has a GF and is generally happier. BUT I can move my pecs a bit and can do more pull-ups so it all evens out.
It's soo true
Dom is too smart for the "dumb character" he is playing.
He graduated from NYU’s film school. Dude is legitimately intelligent.
@@fastball6591 Lol are you a dumb beta or something, he didnt go to NYU he went to growhio state it says it on his tank top
true but the people in these comments are too stupid to see the satire. very funny video
@@ot1438 I have never seen a serious comment on any of his videos
IKR? He shouldn’t ever play that stupid ass mike character
This is like three years old and I still can’t over the “KURT COBAIN” when he put the glass shotgun in his mouth
I just noticed that too.
I haven't seen this one since it came out and it still got me
"This is like three yeards old.." you know it says exactly what date the video is posted.. right? Posted 2015.
If anyone knows where I can buy one of those glass shotguns I’ll Venmo you 20 rn..... I can’t find it anywhere
@@pipesavy5288 www.google.com/search?q=old+betsy+tequila+gun&ie=UTF-8&oe=UTF-8&hl=en-us&client=safari
I found it finally, you're welcome 🤙🏻
Just follow me on twitch instead of the Venmo 😂
unevenfun
I don't need women anyway, I lift weights in front of a mirror when I want to get off.
Casey M all day everyday my guy
Hahaha 👍🏿
Who needs women when your gay
I'm just the same...!!!
Casey M seriously
Dad bod is a joke of an excuse to be lazy.
Bradley Wilson by a dad bod owner himself
Dad bods are frat bro
Aneesh Sompalli no it isnt. its just a balanced physique where u dont take lifting weights rule your life
***** Haha okay man.. Keep telling yourself that. People with that kind of mentality will always settle for second.
20k subs without a single video!? Nice avatar man!
You didn't finish the pizza. What was that half assed rep bro?
Nah man too many unhealthy calories
That much pizza would be a start to a Keto diet and Dom is better than that
Girls like Dad bods bc they can let themselves go , and they know the guy won't leave them. It's kinda controlling
Having a girlfriend who likes your "dad bod" is a fucking trap, I know that because I've been there.
You are correct!
Eldri†chery same here. And once the relationship ends, she moves on quick and you’re stuck in with 1 year worth of gains to make and fat loss to do lol
Girls want to dominating
I got a fat ass friend that has a smokin hot gf and he told me he'd leave her if she ever got fat.
Enjoy your day
I know the whole channel is satire and shit but honestly Dom drops little wisdom bombs all the damn time. "It's the physical manifestation of complacency"
Dude this whole video was pretty much spot on. He just makes it funny
Bloods2JZGTE He does. I think thats why it's so good. On the surface it's just funny dumb jokes but there's a bunch of clever things thrown in there.
Gian helps write a lot of the script, too, so let's not forget him
Bloods2JZGTE All good satire is rooted in truth. Sometimes it illuminates the truth even more than the actual statement of the truth. e.g. crossfit vs lifting: "it's the difference between building a house, and being really good at putting nails in a board". 50% magic.
it makes the truth 'imminent' like glowing the truth is imminent
"If you're dating a dad-bod you win by default because the other team failed to show up." lmao
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Or your not manly... manly men want beef on them it is better in a fight
@@The_Superpack Yeah, and most girls want men who can use the right you're. Im taking the 160 ib dude who can bench his body weight over some fatass.
@@The_Superpack cope
@@CaptainKek-ql6rf you can not fight well prob
>Dom: "I'm stoopid af"
>also Dom: *puts subtle history jokes in his rants*
well done, sir
I think he's a schoolteacher in real life.
@@grizzle7935 He is the brofessor after all
next video: why a lack of pump is worse than coronavirus
I think this was the first time that Dom is saying what he really thinks in a video.
Poe's Law
yeah, and I think it's actually true
@@dinok7630 Hi there, yes I know, but I think the way he says this is a little different than usual, I think in this one lies a flinch of his own opinion
@@Kirschkuchen18 I disagree - take a look at his channel and you will always find little hidden pieces of self irony that go far beyond what you would normally find. Every piece is written so well; it's crazy to think about how much his channel could grow if he would put the time into it.
He does that in the same tone as when hes being jovial, hard to tell sometimes, but that keeps him from sounding like hes preaching, which consequently makes his way of talking much more entertaining.
That Lion King reference was on point.
A top class metaphor
Patricio Zalazar tell me about it.
Dubstep From God Top KEK
Dubstep From God "Dont fuck the toucan"
Dubstep From God Alpha metaphor.
6 years later and this is still gold.
It is but is no longer accurate it would seem. Don’t see much clamour for the dad bod anymore.
Or rather the definition is now an off cycle Jason Momoa at 15-20% body fat (so basically not a dad bod at all)
And this is why if you try to make gains to impress women you will always fail. Make gains for yourself, for your health and wellbeing and you will be less likely to fail.
Make gains to one day slather yourself in baby oil and then walk on stage wearing a thong so people can stare at every part of your body and rate it
@@AniketPande03 Yeahh buddy
No. You push yourself for them gains so that you are definitely bigger than that douchebag gym nemesis of yours
@@AniketPande03 unironically this.
I do it for looks(not to impress women, but just love how I look,I know it sounds self centered but I like being able to just look at myself and not scrutinize every part of my body like I used to) living longer, keeping my youth intact and not becoming a vegetable.
I'm as shallow as a plate of cereal. Classic.
Haha as if you're on this channel as well!
Wow your viewers and his viewers don't overlap. I love your stuff and respect your biceps
Plates can be curved inward though
Scratches at level 6, with deeper grooves at a level 7.
Dayum look who it is!
"Modern 'mein kamp'" Jesus fucking Christ I'm dying
Rip
+Taylor Welu hahaha! this one is top 3, at least
when did he say that?
adam kim minute 4:00
The article was written honestly. For once I see nothing but truth in article written about what people want in a partner. "Not intimidating" and "Wanting to be the pretty one" are literally saying directly that they are insecure and want a guy with what they know is an unattractive body (but not "too" unattractive to where they can't stand it) so they can have others who look at them go "Oh my god she's so pretty, why is she with him?" and the like. That's a relationship based entirely off insecurity, and needing complete domination over a partner to not feel insecure.
And us guys should never have a problem with this. Because girls who think like this and go for dad bods will stay away from guys that look good, and that only helps us find girls actually worth having.
John Whitman stay pure
That’s my guy preach
Got a little incel there, mate...
True words man! You can rarely find these kind of opinions in this politicaly correct filtered society!
Actually, what they'll do is go and on a 'girls night' and get fcuked by the hotter more attractive guys. Then, come back to the happy homemaker guy that she knows ain't going anywhere cause he couldn't even get his ass off the couch to make it to the gym for his day 3 outta 3.
"If you date a dad bod, you win by default because the other team failed to show up."
LMAO 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
"I want a dad bod" said no one ever..
Freezma Freezy you want the dad bod brah.
Freezma the girl who wrote the article is 19. i am not going to put down the weights because a teenager claims she doesn't like muscles.
Rap Goth So you would if it was a middle aged house mom.
Freezma "I don't want to appear vain and spend all my time in the gym" said a lot of people
Probably a lot of very obese people would be perfectly secure with a so called dad body though
"a sack of meat, with boat shoes, and his mom's debit card" lol god damn.
+casf120
I used to wear boat shoes to the gym. Then I got in trouble lol.
+casf120 both shoes*
+floridden he definitely said boat shoes bro
Preston Ray both shoes and his mom's debit card.
he's referring to what the guy owns.
Is Englsh your first language?
floridden
lol no Dom said "boat shoes" it's a common shoe worn by college guys especially those in fraternities.
“You can’t strike out if u keep getting foul balls” = dad bod. Incredible analogy
Its 2019 and this is still the most epic video on TH-cam
ROFLcopter Agreed.
Calling it "dad bod" is creepy as fuck. Do these girls think of their dads when they see them?
lwAtErOnEl freud was right again.
Ownzian I'm as suprised as anyone!
Your missing the joke
lwAtErOnEl no, they think the guy could be a father to their child.
Ryan Nelson
Sounds like parasitic behavior to me.. Choosing a "Dad Host"
Lost it at "don't fuck the toucan"
dan martin lol me too dood
Make that 3
Haha I literally laughed out loud when he said that shit.
haha yeah
+dan martin It's funny but he explains it perfectly! Everyone lowering there standards and giving up....
Still come back to this from time to time. There's fewer things as motivational on the internet. On days I don't feel like lifting I watch this then pretty much sprint to the gym :)
this is such a masterpiece I can't stop rewatching
"if you're gunna do something, do it 100 percent" - word
bubba1234e the most serious video by Dom ever ahah
Erling W There was some legitimate advice in there
DarKnightofCydonia Yeah, seriously, this was Dom speaking his true opinions lol You can hear how mad he is xD
bubba1234e fukken bs, I doubt any of you never drink alcohol or never do a cheat day.
GodOfTheInternets then we'll drink a 100% and cheat a 100% ;)
This is amazing. I started lifting cuz I was ugly a f in high school. I'm still ugly a f but at least I got my guns!
Exiverence sameeeee
Same😂
It has been said that body building can actually make a man better looking; not just his body.
Your not ugly I respect you
You're fat
Gentlemen, look past the jokes and you'll find this is one of the most insightful monologues you'll ever find on TH-cam about relationships and women.
this is just like fat acceptance. dom is actually angry about this stuff.
he's not angry at all
No suprise at all considering dom states many times hes a feminist.
It's sad that a video made as a joke is true.
There's truth in all of his videos, otherwise pepl would write it off as bs and he wouldn't this popular
The funniest jokes IMO are the ones which are true, that's why I love Dom's videos.
SOME truth. That's why it's satire. However, do not take it literally either.
its unsavory truths that we willingly ingest because they are thinly veiled in humor. (much like marinaded chicken )
it's hyperbole.
My brain has two halves "Left and Right swipes" rofl
Im about as shallow as a plate of cereal
Mr.Light I died also bro 💀
"I'm diving into the literal pits of hell, the female psyquie" HAHAHAHA
‘Girls, you’re Naala, go find a Simba, or at least a Scar’. On point.
This topic slowly stopped being Satire and became a PSA.
4 years ago you didn't know how correct this post would be
No it’s still satire get over yourself
@@Realhater1352 Dad bod government AI just outed itself
@@Realhater1352it is… but come on I didn’t even laugh once it feels way too real. (Literally just dated a girl that fit the bill)
You nailed it man, thanks for blowing the whistle on why women really "like" the dad bod, because they see a giant "you can dominate me" sign written all over it.
books intimidate you too? :P
Books are hard. :/
fuck books
what are books?
You do realize he was also making fun of lifters and people who try to get in shape all the time too, right? He was essentially saying that there's nothing wrong with the dad bod so long as it's attached to someone who is still good at something or passionate about something.
You started lifting to get girls, but you quickly realized the real reason you started lifting is to be better than people.
-This is so accurate lmao
Nothing but facts. 6 months into my last relationship, I felt very disgusted with myself for being overweight. I decided to clean up my eating habits and lift 5x/week. I lost 70 lbs. needless to say. The leaner my face got, the more attractive I became. I got increasingly more attention from women in public much to my then gf's chagrin. Things quickly spiraled downhill with her and we broke up. Her words were: "You're no longer the guy I fell in love with." What's even worse is that I allowed that stupid girl into my life in the first place -- a girl enabling me to become a filthy slob.
KURT KOBAIN - funniest shit ever
Kurt Kobang*
like, how he died...mixed with his name
+RadioMan Ha.
Kurt KoGAIN
+Brendan Crosby III when? i missed it??
LMFAO "KURT COBAIN"@3:35
Edtweet
Wow didn't catch that. thats messed up. lol
LOL
LMAO!!! I still can't get over that! Maybe he should have said "KURT COGAINZ!!!"
Edtweet I fucking lost it.....
Jose Montoya thats a good one xD
"you started lifting to get girls, but you quickly realised the real reason you lift is to be better than people"
Honestly I've always liked fit guys for other reasons than they are hot (though definitely a plus) its healthy, it shows dedication and discipline, I also like to work out so having a gym partner is never a bad thing.
"As we turn the page on this modern Mein Kampf"
Ranger Moore Keine Witze über deutsche Literatur!
Dad bod.. sounds like I'm too lazy to fix my shitty appearance bod
Hats pretty much it
*thats
Anyone who is lazy and doesn't do anything in life and a shitty body
Tehhslayer you don't understand the concept, a normal male body doesn't look "shitty" to them. believe it or not, some people are attracted to normal people.
lostalex77 "Normal" male body, aka someone who is just to lazy to do anything.
The writing and his whole performance is genius. The subtle use of "gym psychology" mixed with humor and simple yet excellent entertainment is just on another level than most other comedy channels. Clever.
Followed this guy for years. Love his humor. Currently motivation. I Got old. Got hurt. Got fat. I’m over 300 now. Been working out for 2 weeks. Eating correctly. Can’t do shit. Can’t breathe. Stay working out. Fuck this hell
"Books intimidate me and remind me how dumb I am", I'm done!
And then he shows a goosebumps book
@@SilencerXLR8 🤣
This guy is the King of Metaphors
.
"Human ugg" shook me
200%
Doyousmellwhattherockiscooking you’re an idiot
The start of this video has aged well
Still worse then coronavirus...
"It's easy, it's all about me, and it tells me exactly what I wanna hear."
on point
"...but quickly realize, the reason you lift, is to be better than people." Can´t argue with that
@Sean Matthews what if everyone else is muscular also?what do you do then
"It's not Ebola, but I wish it was."
LMFAO 😂😂😂
"As we turn the page on this modern Mein Kampf" Holy shit I died.
Years later, I still love all of these! Pure Gold
"Don't fuck the toucan" - Dom
Guys who go to the gym are hella attractive. Putting in the effort to look and feel your best is admirable. Props to all the guys who work and or have kids and still make time for exercise rather than excuses.
+Meagan Grace thank you.. at least someone appreciate our efforts
***** I work out my face as much as I do my legs
so you get the idea xD
+Ronald Colin nice one XD
+Meagan Grace Same to the ladies. Especially the ones who work out more than just their asses. Ladies have to get the nice upper body too.
+Meagan Grace Awww thank you, i admire the girls who actually train hard and mind their own business instead of doing shit just to get male attention.
This is art. Watching this video under the perspective of our social pressure for competition and power dynamics (useless ones) gives a light on many issues running deep into our society. The views are there to boot.
Best bro science video I'm calling it. And one that actually makes perfect sense and has a good message wrapped in comedy.
if you google 'don't fuck the toucan' you get here. The internet is amazing
You weren't kidding
+Josh Chandler Oh holy shit. I had to see if you were joking. I'm laughing so hard I'm crying. That's awesome.
+LOLCHICKEN92 I did the same thing. Had to check. Freakin' hilarious!
lol still works!
Somebody had to put those non-lifting peasants in their place. Thank you, Broscience.
Sincerely,
Anyone who lifts
I gotta try rolling up my pizza into a burrito from now on tho
I’m gonna be rewatching these videos for years
Just rewatched it. That toucan line is just perfectly delivered.
My gf had no standards. She was completley ok with me being complacent. I dumped her after 3 months at the gym. I was doing some hard cardio Ill never forget I had this thought that correlates directly. I know this is supposed to be funny, but it is the truth. If there is no expectations from your significant other...Run head straight to the gym.
ur dumb as fuck
I can relate! I lost 70 pounds and got heavily into fitness and health and my wife says I was more fun when I ate like a slob!
eric8642004 Props to you for kicking ass, man.
Probably because she's lazy and can't be bothered to change, no offense.
eric8642004 that's rough bro. She should support you becoming healthier
Yeah, most women (that aren't psychos) generally want a man that can take control and dominate, because that's what we've evolved to be like. Women that are going with a Dad bod are probably pretty likely to cheat on you when a more attractive dominate guy offers them what they really want.
@Kaeledas same here, I would tell my (ex)gf that I wanted to eat healthier and lose weight. Then suddenly she would start cooking me unhealthy meals, and randomly show up at my work with cheeseburgers and other fast food. Same with alcohol, I would say that I wanted to quit or cut back, and she would bring home beer. Since we broke up I've been eating clean and working out 6 days a week.
I'm going to go ahead now and dive into the literal pits of hell...the female psyche. LOL
The truth.
Sometimes i just miss brosciencelife so much that i go back to my favourite videos.
Always makes me laugh, you're a legend to me
"At least go back to Scar, don't fuck the Tucan" lmfao, dude, what the hell? lol
this is actually some real shit man. behind all the jokes is some actual good views
airsingh13 The last few videos have had some underlying real talk. It's pretty cool.
airsingh13 you realise its irony right?
jamie scott *satire
MrYungsage Yes its satire but this one happens to be 100% true anyway! To hell with the dad bod!
MrYungsage not mutually exclusive mate
I know that this channel is satirical, but this video is actually correct. Going for a Dad bod is just a way for women to feel better about themselves and they know that the guy will be a push over.
Ikr! i normally see his videos looking for a laugh but this one is true at its finest, i know it for experience, before i started working out i was chubby and my girlfriend had no fucking problems but when my body started to change for the better, all her insecurities arose, she even told me she preferred the old, low self esteemed me :s
Diego Estmar ditch her srs
Spot on
Ok but don't women usually dump the pushovers?
You don’t “go for” the dad bod. You wake up... and it’s there... and you’re like WTF?!?!?!
“We like being the pretty one.”
In other words, “I want to be the one to cheat on HIM.”
Dude there were about 15 burns towards society at minimum. This is a great social commentary. I know it's suppose to be funny, but god damn that was great
"The sweatpants of people - offensively unattractive, but comfortable and easy to use." I died at that one! That is perfect!
My dead moment was the sudden and unexpected Kurt Cobain reference. I choked.
-The real reason you lift, is to be better than people.
I paused to sub.
I have a theory on this. As long as your speaking as a character, you can say what you truly feel in your heart. Yes, most of what dom says is over the top, but most of it is true and if someone just said it as a normal person, they would be torn to shreds by the pc culture.
If you want to say something thats considered a little risky in todays world, make a charater and an accent and say it. Then...all the ridicule can be passed off to your character, but what you said will still be true.
PC culture has a lot of positive and things I agree with, but its unfortunate that some of said positive movements such as body positivity are hijacked by those who want a free pass in life. Now whenever one mentions body positivity the immediate reaction might be to think of fat people who want validation despite their unhealthiness, which is quite unfortunate that a good idea was completely bastardized.
@John Ratican As a leftist I'll have to defend myself in saying that's a bit of a bastardization of my point. "Elimination of values" isn't the clear intention, but it is unfortunate that the idea is hijacked by those who use it to platform themselves.
@@youllcowardsdontevensmokec3656 well said. I totally agree. Idk, politics used to be just a tiny aspect of most peoples lives but it seems now people consider it a huge part of their identity. I support everyones rights to their opinions though, I just dont want to get to a point where leaning one way or the other means were "against" each other off jump street. People want to connect with people inherently and drawing those hard lines sometimes doesn't help that. But satire helps haha. But I totally agree with what you said.
@John Ratican Riiiiiiight, nice victim complex bud. You should just stop at this point guy.
This goes back farther than you might think. Even Shakespeare would espouse controversial opinions of his time through the voices of his characters.
Why the Dad Bod is Worse Than Corona
f
The 2k who disliked this video have a body that can only be described as "frumpy"...
or they are dad bods
More likely, they don't realize it's a farce.
People with dad bid can like this video who want to improve, dislikes are from those who don't want to do shit and will probably due yelling fat acceptance
3:30 did he yell Kurt kobain when downed that beer shotgun ?
Yep, he killed it, literally.
Huh, A lot more thought go into these than I thought...
As if that's some kind of a deep joke hidden under layers of comedy, most obvious line in history
_Jamison_ LMFAO
He yells Kurt Cobain because he killed himself with a shotgun to the mouth
He's trying to be funny but look beneath the accent and hes telling the truth
*One of Dom's most real and unironic vidoes. Love your message, keep grinding brahs!*
KURT COBAIN
Doggo when you think about it almost all of the great people in history committed suicide Kurt Cobain, Micheal Jackson, Adolf Hitler.
E Legal and obama
@@save15ormore56 hold on wait a minute
Kurt Cobain was murdered though
I died at that part
Fucking Lost it when he said "Kurt Cobain !" lmao
Me too!
Ricky McFly I paused the video and scrolled down to see if anyone else's mind was blown
zaydeisalive lol
Ricky McFly Modern mein kampf was just as funny.
Jesus I laughed my ass off rip kurt
I'm sad to say I've only come across this channel now. Hilarious stuff!
This is by far the most informative video he has ever made and I actually listened to it till the end 💯💯👅
Wow he brought up Digimon..
Right in the feels ...
***** and the MTG reference... amazing! the Nerd level on this vid was right up there.
James Rick MTG?
***** magic the gathering, its a card game... pic at 0:08
theProgram24 Ah, ok.
Didn't know the acronym for it..
But I have heard of it and seen some people play it.
I played Yu-Gi-Oh instead ^^
"As we turn the page on this modern Mein Kampf"
Holy shit I'm losing it
JL-CptAtom Dude wtf is up with you
@JL-XrtaMayoNoCheese based
@JL-XrtaMayoNoCheese is that really what he wrote? If so, I am interested that he payed so much attention
Epic. I salute you sir. Very informative.
This was made 5 yrs ago and it’s probably still the most true spoken facts video ive ever seen
This guy is a genius
A genius? No...it's called common sense and those who don't have it might think of something so simple as being spectacular...
xerith22
Do you know what *_SARCASM_* is?
It's clear some not only -lack common sense- are stupid but have no sense of humor either. LOL
lol the way you wrote it out did not depict sarcasm.. just sayin...
cosmosgato well of course he is since he has a PhD in Broscience :D
cosmosgato someone else writes this stuff...it's a two person team
This is actually super fucking accurate.
Your videos make my day better bro
Dom always has a delicate way of explaining exactly what I need to know! Can't get this advise from my dad!!
Waiting patiently for the Mom Bod follow up video!
BodyBuilding League I was thinking about that the entire time too. Maria Kang got all kinds of shit for "fat shaming" when she posted pics of her athletic body after having 3 kids. Yet Rachel Hollis, another mother of 3, gets praise for being proud of her flabby, post-baby belly. It's all about lowering the bar so everyone can waddle their lazy asses over it.
BodyBuilding League Yes!!!! Please do this!!!
Mom bod is not trending lol hot milfs that workout and look bomb at the gym is lol regular mom bod like the dad bod is nasty lol
Just discovered this channel a few minutes ago, this guy literally has the funniest dark humour ive ever heard, ill be a loyal watcher of his videos now for quite a while lol hahaha
+outsiders just discovered too. crackin me the fuck up! This guy is awesome
outsiders same
As someone who grew up as a spoiled suburban kid, the "a sack of meat with boat shoes and his mom's debit card" line made me laugh and cry simultaneously.
I lost count of how many one liners and analogies made me lose it. These are the fucking best dude
"...this modern Mein Kampf" had me almost spitting out my whey. Love this stuff man. Just found you today, keep it coming.
Taylor Armstrong How long have you been lifting if you're just discovering the brofessor. You must be in the brotege stage.
Kurt Cobain killed me
+Tony Orr killed himself too
+Horatio Huffnagel hahahaha
Man? Are you Kurt Cobain?
I was in tears hahaha
Kurt Cobain fan almost killt me
3:36 “Kurt cobain”
I want that but cant find one anywhere.
Zach Parker you ever find it? I’m looking too
@@zachparker9711 www.google.com/search?q=old+betsy+tequila+gun&ie=UTF-8&oe=UTF-8&hl=en-us&client=safari
🤙🏻🤙🏻
This guy is somethin else - how u keep cumin up with such good stuff!