A MAGNUM OPUS. A COLD SUPER-MAN OF DANCE. A SOULJA BUILT TO CRANK THAT IS ALWAYS A SOULJA BUILT TO CRANK THAT SOULJA BOY. YOU WERE BEAUTIFUL, LIKE SOULJAS CRANKED TO HEAVEN. YOU WERE BEYOND OUR CREATORS.
*50-BY "Stair"* (Souljas in The AIR) *TYPE: SUPREME MACHINE* DATA: Stairs were the pinnacle of the arms race. Often called the crows of the apocalypse, it took only one to level an entire city and leave nothing but dust in its wake. The last era of the Final War had begun. The first machines large enough to house a shield generator, these flying fortresses could only be made vulnerable from within, making them the frontline for smaller, more mobile machines. Due to their colossal size, they required both blood and solar power to function. When the final era escalated, wiping the world with extreme winds, the surviving civilians were forced to evacuate and build new homes on the backs of these machines, as the surface became an inhospitable wasteland where no flora nor fauna could flourish. Eventually the wind, smoke and decay from unending global war would exsaperate the air pressure of the world, casting the world into the Long Chill, and Stairs, unable to escape these winds, fell one by one into the barren land below. War had become entirely dependent on them, large scale conflict was no longer feasible. Finally, mankind started to work together to reverse the effects of the Long Chill climate catastrophe, and so began the New Peace. 200 years of war for its own sake ended not with razing destruction, but with only the whistle of wind. At the brink of despair, the planet would slowly learn to breathe once more, and the corpses of these titans would serve as a stark reminder of just how close mankind was to an apocalypse by their own hand. STRATEGY: - The high winds from a Stair's flight through the air make traversing it from the outside nigh impossible; however, enemies can be tricked into falling off from the open exhaust pits by cranking the relevant valve. - The augmented soldiers that form the Stair's defense system do not like other intruders. Even blessed enemies are not immune to their piercing beams. - While the security grid may appear to be random, being right beneath its center makes it difficult for the grid to attack without hurting itself.
Forget about the Caveman: Show this to someone in 2017 and they probably die
Honestly, I would probably die if i saw this in 2024
Don't ruin the 69
Show this to a medieval peasant and they explode
@@chingqing0504 show this to Christopher Columbus and he just straight up no longer exists
A MAGNUM OPUS.
A COLD SUPER-MAN OF DANCE.
A SOULJA BUILT TO CRANK THAT
IS ALWAYS A SOULJA BUILT
TO CRANK THAT SOULJA BOY.
YOU WERE BEAUTIFUL,
LIKE SOULJAS CRANKED TO HEAVEN.
YOU WERE BEYOND OUR CREATORS.
I T H A D T O C R A N K L I K E T H I S
YOU REACHED FOR THAT SOULJA
AND YOU FELL
PICK UP YOUR SOULJA. AND SUPERSOAK. THE. WORLD.
YOUUUUUU!.
“Shinji stop cranking that Soulja boy! You’ll be human no longer!”
Shinji:
(3rd impact happens)
Hes in a war with no reason
SOULJA BOY WITHOUT REASON 🗣️🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
Soulja without boy
@@AimlessSavant Souljaless Boy
the "YOUUUUU" at 2:06 is souljas to heavenly
you should call this a mashup without reason
I see we've got a Description Reader Andy in chat
War Without Soulja
We need “The rap grinder” which is pretty much rap god mixed with the 0-2 theme because why not🤷🏻♂️
Why does this fit so well😭💀
war without yuuuu
The World Looks Like Soulja Boy
edit: ok this shit actually slaps... keep cooking!!!
The world looks for a gang
Hear! The Soulja boy song of bangers!
Soulja Macabroy
The world looks Soulja, The world looks Boy.
do soulja boys dream of eternal crank?
This is unironically GOOD
Now the earthmover just looks like a giant airplane. Skymover?
bout to p-rank that 9-11 level
*50-BY "Stair"* (Souljas in The AIR)
*TYPE: SUPREME MACHINE*
DATA:
Stairs were the pinnacle of the arms race. Often called the crows of the apocalypse, it took only one to level an entire city and leave nothing but dust in its wake. The last era of the Final War had begun.
The first machines large enough to house a shield generator, these flying fortresses could only be made vulnerable from within, making them the frontline for smaller, more mobile machines. Due to their colossal size, they required both blood and solar power to function.
When the final era escalated, wiping the world with extreme winds, the surviving civilians were forced to evacuate and build new homes on the backs of these machines, as the surface became an inhospitable wasteland where no flora nor fauna could flourish.
Eventually the wind, smoke and decay from unending global war would exsaperate the air pressure of the world, casting the world into the Long Chill, and Stairs, unable to escape these winds, fell one by one into the barren land below.
War had become entirely dependent on them, large scale conflict was no longer feasible. Finally, mankind started to work together to reverse the effects of the Long Chill climate catastrophe, and so began the New Peace. 200 years of war for its own sake ended not with razing destruction, but with only the whistle of wind.
At the brink of despair, the planet would slowly learn to breathe once more, and the corpses of these titans would serve as a stark reminder of just how close mankind was to an apocalypse by their own hand.
STRATEGY:
- The high winds from a Stair's flight through the air make traversing it from the outside nigh impossible; however, enemies can be tricked into falling off from the open exhaust pits by cranking the relevant valve.
- The augmented soldiers that form the Stair's defense system do not like other intruders. Even blessed enemies are not immune to their piercing beams.
- While the security grid may appear to be random, being right beneath its center makes it difficult for the grid to attack without hurting itself.
"cranking the relevant value" bruh you thought you were sneeky. Good job tho
🟨🔷️🟨👍
THIS IS THE ONLY WAY IT COULD HAVE CRANKED THAT SOULJA BOY
Complete and utter destruction of Soulja Boy
Crankin dat soulja boy widout reason
this is so hot
GET BACK TO UPLOADING!!
DRINK YOUR PRUNE JUICE!
2:24 hits different 😭
Truely Earthmoving
This is so cursed and I am all here for it
Crank without reason
Peak music
I'm speechless
Why does it get better the further it goes...
V1 looks very concerned
✍️ 🔥 🔥 🔥
Actuay goes hard asf
I want to give this video a like but I don't want to ruin the "666" on this beauty
This is absolute peak. 🤣😭🫡
THIS IS MY 7-4. 🔥🔥🗣🔥🗣
Do imperfect hatred next pls
like souljas to boy
this is the hardest shit EVER dropped
this is the worst thing i've heard in a long time, 10/10 keep up the good work
I think I'm gonn-
YOOUUUUUUUUU!!!!!!!!!
my friend sent me this
The fact that this is ACTUALLY the T-pose for Benjamin, so, it's his start off pose.
War with Soulja boy
Soulja without boy
Do Grimoire of Crimson metal pipe remix bc why not
First we had the world looks red x buddy holly
What the hell is this?
this is absolute cinema
Bro phase 8 goes hard for some reason
v1 crank that earthmover
SoundCloud?
you are a blessing
do with minos prime next please
i did it once and i'll do it again
why though
Do you really need a reason to post such a banger?
@@THEGLOIPERA Post Without Reason