SourceOfBeing When you create it, use your army to make a very bloody conflict, then, several million dead people later, negotiate a peace treaty and off you go towards winning the Nobel Peace Prize. And you even profit from the whole venture - you get the money from the people you've robbed of their lives and possessions and on top of that you get 1.5 M dollar prize. Win-win (at least for you).
I'm from Malaysia and still a high school student. I've entered the National Science Challenge in which the ultimate grand prize is to go to Stockholm to witness the Nobel Prize Ceremony. We did A LOT of research on Nobel Laureates. Though my team didn't win, my seniors from the past 2 years did. True, you get a fancy banquet, a documentation, a medal, meet the King and all (only for Nobel Laureates). And seriously, it's the most prestigious event you would ever want to go to.
Wear gloves, have no connection to the victims, no common trait between victims, chop up body, burn it, dump ashes in river. Clean your weapon and clothes.
First:make sure he plays on XBOX Second:go up to him Third:whisper in his ear and tell him ps4 better than XBOX Fourth:he will die and then you run away There you go
***** 1: Somewhat makes sense, yet immortality takes away from personal evolution, meaning you would backpeddle after a while. While you are created the same others around you evolve further, it seems counter productive instead leaving a legacy to go to another fit ruler seems more fitting. 3: Conquering is the key word whether I agree or not with being a benevolent dictator to conquer means to subdue with violence in this context. However I would agree with Benevolent to ones own people as many working dictatorshipshave been ultra nationalistic which tends to transalate in a high vallue of selfworth, culture, identity, vallue put in work, benefits for the populace and so forth, if you mean it in the sense of keeping ones own people happy I would agree to an extent. 4: Ecological balance is not neccesary to conquer the world, infact conquering transalates in total war, total war is more likely to destroy then to live in harmony. 5: You clearly pointed out and I quote "5th let all the imigrants, who are going to start flooding into your country from all over the world) in and make sure to put their manpower to good use." An open door policy + a good economy means you get flooded in a redicilously short timespan, look at how Europe is doing today with the massive influx of Immigrants from all over the world, now add an open door policy to it and you would be unable to intergrate even a fraction, Europe can barely intergrate a fifth of the people coming in now as it is. Again this is not good for conquering, I stand with finding a large group of people of the same culture, ethnicity and area uniting under a single banner, less internal friction because Mass Immigration only breeds conflict an discontent, again look at Europe today for an example. And you are speaking of an open door policy so do what happens today with discontent times 50. 6: Again it is all about context, we are speaking of conquering and I doubt I need too explain the context of this question again, Annexing is taking a country over by their free will, it is not conquering them in the sense meant in the context of the question, I do not disagree it just doesnt fit within this question. No replies to 7 or 8?
Hitler wasn't nominated. Swedish Member of Parliament Erik Brandt jokingly proposed nominating him and it was blown out of proportion. nobody even got the award that year.
No offence but being in the European Union wouldn’t get u 1,500,000$. I am Irish, live in Moscow, a place where a few people have obtained a novel prize, but I live in an apartment suite worth 340,000$, Russian. I make regular amount of money but don’t have a Nobel prize. And I couldn’t give 73 fucks or shits if I had one. “ ooooooh, a million dollars, one trip to Sweden and fancy food for one evening. I think I female nutted!” Like, it’s not that special in my eyes, no offence, u can be proud, but don’t gloat about it. That’s what turns i People into fuckheads. Be happy, I don’t care, but do itself a favour and don’t let it get to ur head.
Another awesome Epic How To! May I make a suggestion? It always looks like Joe is just a tad out of focus. Maybe it's the lighting for keying that makes him look this way.
Gina Bocsa step 1: start your own lottery step 2: after millions of people have bought a five dollar ticket, rig the winning numbers for yourself. step 3: ? step 4: Profit
Important correction: The Economics prize is NOT actually a Nobel Prize. It is not awarded by the Nobel committee, and never has been. Instead, the "Sveriges Riksbank Prize in Economic Sciences in Memory of Alfred Nobel" was created by a bank that wanted to grant the veneer of respectability the Nobel carries to economic doctrine, irrespective of the harms or validity of the given doctrine.
Go to a party, get sleepy/grumpy drunk and you'll wake up other day in other place. Here, teleportaion and time travel in one go. Nobel price here I come.
step 1: make yourself a nation. step 2: get a friend step 3: have friend make a nation step 4: have friend's nation declare war on your nation step 5: repeat steps 1-4 around 5 times step 6: make peace and stop all the wars step 7: receive peace prize step 8....? step 9: profit!
You forgot to mention that the Peace Prize is the only one NOT given out in Sweden, so no King of Sweden or fancy feast (which is actually part of Santa Lucia Day that all of the winners are invited to)
Cowfaic'd Realm I'd be interested in seeing this just to see what he comes up with. But being a game developer is not terribly difficult for those who genuinely are interested in pursuing such a path :) Mostly a lot of hard work and love for the craft ^,^
+Cowfaic'd Realm Step 1#: Found an amazing idea (most of times it's not necessary, just pick a sport every peep plays like football or gold) 2#Never stop developing that title (publish it year after year with year's name) 3# Despite the fact it's all new and stuff make the game mechanics unfair and buggy as hell 4# Add paid content wich adds zero boost to the game on insane prices or parts of the actual game high prices is the key 5#Fans loves unfinished games, charge them for beta tests 6#Always publish the game before the publish date or it's completed, add patches later on. 7#Never listen what players thinks, if they're continiusly buying your game there's no problem, at all. 8# You don't need a profit step since you already accomplished above.
Ohh you wanna have ethics, too bad all of them will either stay as indie games or will be brought buy a bigger company until their legacy are gone :( If you dont wanna be like EA just do reverse of every step i told. It might work idk i never seen anyone actually tryed it yet :I
It's called es(like the letter s)-care(I don't care if you have a Nobel Prize, say escargot correctly)-a(a time for you to learn how to pronounce words)-got (es-care-a-got is how you say it)
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They did how to make money playing videogames. They suggested doing it through streaming. But just because getting subscribers on youtube is the best way to make money playing videogames doesn't mean making money playing videogames is the best way to get subscribers on youtube.
Daniel Carrier Thing is though that there is no one way to be successful on TH-cam. After listening to multiple successful TH-camr talk about this, they've all said that they only got to be successful through chance.
I am mildly surprised that you guys haven't done a collaborative episode with the "Hitman: Agent 47" folks: "How to become an assassin." I'm sure there are legal ways, like via the military or CIA.
If you made an invention like a perpetual motion machine or unlimited energy like the fictional Arc reactor from iron man, or even the cure for all cancer itself, is it even worth for a nobel prize or an international award and international recognition?
PRO TIP to win a Nobel Peace Prize: Do a good deed as often as you can. Making someone happy is the greatest award of all. ✌️
I stoped an argument between 2 people in roblox
wheres my peace prize
+fat
XD
Nobel Peace Prize Concert i
I stoped presidents of north and South Korea 🇰🇷 were mah proze
Nobel Peace Prize Concert there was a gang war and I stopped it by running them over with my car can I have my Nobel prize
such a missed opportunity to end it with "Peace out!"
oh well, he might pun better next time.
How to...start your own private army
SourceOfBeing 1 word. Money.
SourceOfBeing Step 1: Come up with a cool name for your company like . If Blackwater can do it, so can you!
mgsv? anyone
+SourceOfBeing An army.. without borders
SourceOfBeing When you create it, use your army to make a very bloody conflict, then, several million dead people later, negotiate a peace treaty and off you go towards winning the Nobel Peace Prize. And you even profit from the whole venture - you get the money from the people you've robbed of their lives and possessions and on top of that you get 1.5 M dollar prize. Win-win (at least for you).
Will my A* in A-level Biology and A in A-level chemistry count?
yeah, probably!
You should get Nobel prize for that question.
No but you can probably go to cambridge
How did you get a star pls help me
What do you do now?
Do how to hide a body.
For um. Personal reasons.
Jake Baxter hide or destroy?
Both.
+Raho Vart lets say ,, get rid off" lets room for creativity xD
SOLD! To the man with the dog.
Wonderful ! Lets satisfy some *customers*shall we ?
I'm from Malaysia and still a high school student. I've entered the National Science Challenge in which the ultimate grand prize is to go to Stockholm to witness the Nobel Prize Ceremony. We did A LOT of research on Nobel Laureates. Though my team didn't win, my seniors from the past 2 years did.
True, you get a fancy banquet, a documentation, a medal, meet the King and all (only for Nobel Laureates). And seriously, it's the most prestigious event you would ever want to go to.
Marsya Akmal Hizam Awesome!
Marsya Akmal Hizam nice
Marsya Akmal Hizam last thing the world needs is more religious idiots winning a prize
What do you mean by that? If you're referring to Marsya Akmal Hizam, then how do you know they're religious?
How can I become nobility? (Preferably with a castle of my own.)
Marry prince Harry
raise an army and pillage a local lords land and people.
***** www.sealandgov.org/title-pack
+Hector Manuel Elias Oliver lol is that legit? do you have to be a citizen of sealand tho?
It's legit, it's the official site.
I'm not sure if you have to be a citizen, but I don't think so
How to kill someone and get away with it
Ghost Chan refer to "Epic how to fake your own death". That's pretty much the answer to any get away scott free question.
just watch How to get away with murder
I couldn't come up with an original name D:, they can
Wear gloves, have no connection to the victims, no common trait between victims, chop up body, burn it, dump ashes in river. Clean your weapon and clothes.
First:make sure he plays on XBOX
Second:go up to him
Third:whisper in his ear and tell him ps4 better than XBOX
Fourth:he will die and then you run away
There you go
How to become an Assassin.
Play Assassins creed
happy joker You could pay yourself. Or go on the deep web :^)
Generic Name or take there money
***** then where the money at ?
Tenza Zabimaru
1 be a a descendant of Altair
2 profit
how to enter into area 51
Oooh the government is gonna hunt you down now son!
Work there
*THE FPI WANTS TO KNOW YOUR LOCATION*
A time traveler
Well, just Naruto run
How to conquer the world
You cant, ask Hitler
***** 1: How does Immortality or Cloning add anything to gaining world supremacy?
2: Well duh.
3: Why benevolent if we are looking at CONQUERING
*****
1: Somewhat makes sense, yet immortality takes away from personal evolution, meaning you would backpeddle after a while. While you are created the same others around you evolve further, it seems counter productive instead leaving a legacy to go to another fit ruler seems more fitting.
3: Conquering is the key word whether I agree or not with being a benevolent dictator to conquer means to subdue with violence in this context. However I would agree with Benevolent to ones own people as many working dictatorshipshave been ultra nationalistic which tends to transalate in a high vallue of selfworth, culture, identity, vallue put in work, benefits for the populace and so forth, if you mean it in the sense of keeping ones own people happy I would agree to an extent.
4: Ecological balance is not neccesary to conquer the world, infact conquering transalates in total war, total war is more likely to destroy then to live in harmony.
5: You clearly pointed out and I quote "5th let all the imigrants, who are going to start flooding into your country from all over the world) in and make sure to put their manpower to good use." An open door policy + a good economy means you get flooded in a redicilously short timespan, look at how Europe is doing today with the massive influx of Immigrants from all over the world, now add an open door policy to it and you would be unable to intergrate even a fraction, Europe can barely intergrate a fifth of the people coming in now as it is. Again this is not good for conquering, I stand with finding a large group of people of the same culture, ethnicity and area uniting under a single banner, less internal friction because Mass Immigration only breeds conflict an discontent, again look at Europe today for an example. And you are speaking of an open door policy so do what happens today with discontent times 50.
6: Again it is all about context, we are speaking of conquering and I doubt I need too explain the context of this question again, Annexing is taking a country over by their free will, it is not conquering them in the sense meant in the context of the question, I do not disagree it just doesnt fit within this question.
No replies to 7 or 8?
Unchained Irony People don't live long enough, that is why immortality is the first step for world conquest
Jonathan Hargrove
1:Buy Google.
2:Wait.
How to be Joe Bereta.
Or simply as awesome as he is.
Nicholas Pascucci Impossible...
Hey Andy, great job animating this episode! You should have one for your animations!
Thanks for this.
I won my 27th Nobel price yesterday.
Bro is solving problems on other Planets 💀
I could kill for a Nobel Peace Prize.
How's it goin' with your department? ;)
remember the more you kill the more chance of wining it
Like barack
You’re not looking for a prize in peace are you?
The guy who invented the knock knock joke should get a no-bell prize
How to become a crime-lord.
Watch Breaking Bad...and take notes.
OverBaso Gaming I forgot to add "and live" xD
KLB But you'll still die when your body breaks down from old age ^^
***** you know what I mean :P
How do you get into the illuminati?
My god, u know 'bout illuminati?!
How to Become a Supermodel
Teresa Christina write super on an action figure
Step 1. Be pretty.
Step 2. You are now a model.
Step 1: Be Anorexic
Step 2: Go To An Eating Disorder Clinic
Step 3: Get Noticed
Hitler wasn't nominated. Swedish Member of Parliament Erik Brandt jokingly proposed nominating him and it was blown out of proportion. nobody even got the award that year.
What are you talking about, he won it
What are you talking about, he didn't nobody got it from 1939-1943
Is i just me or does Joe never look fully in focus?
•Finn• he's always just a _little_ bit fuzzy
Orande YT LITTLE bit? more like totally out of focus.
•Finn• He has the attention span of a puppy.
•Finn• maybe u need glasses?
well he reads the script
I'm already a Nobel Prize Winner. the european union was medaled in 2012 and i am a part of it.
welcome yo the club
Yay
No offence but being in the European Union wouldn’t get u 1,500,000$. I am Irish, live in Moscow, a place where a few people have obtained a novel prize, but I live in an apartment suite worth 340,000$, Russian. I make regular amount of money but don’t have a Nobel prize. And I couldn’t give 73 fucks or shits if I had one. “ ooooooh, a million dollars, one trip to Sweden and fancy food for one evening. I think I female nutted!” Like, it’s not that special in my eyes, no offence, u can be proud, but don’t gloat about it. That’s what turns i
People into fuckheads. Be happy, I don’t care, but do itself a favour and don’t let it get to ur head.
@@kermitleiksdryribeyestake9406 They were just joking
Another awesome Epic How To! May I make a suggestion? It always looks like Joe is just a tad out of focus. Maybe it's the lighting for keying that makes him look this way.
What
Step 1: Promise change.
Step 2: Write acceptance speech.
Step 3: Basque in the victorious falsehood.
To be fair: anyone can be nominated for the peace price, very few win the damn thing.
I always expect an easy tutorial from these vids
How to win the lottery!
Gina Bocsa when somebody says they won kill them and take the ticket
Gina Bocsa step 1: start your own lottery
step 2: after millions of people have bought a five dollar ticket, rig the winning numbers for yourself.
step 3: ?
step 4: Profit
@@Megidramon you don't need to rig any numbers, sell 5 million £1 tickets with a top prize of £1m and just keep the £4m that's left over
1:33 That's right! Every boarding pass in Sweden has meatballs and swedish fish on it! :P
98olober I'm the animator. I put a lot of attention into those little details.
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AWE me How to create a private miltia or security organization!
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how to survive a zombie apocalipse
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how to survive a zombie apocalipse
Hey Andy! Great job on the animating!
I only subscribed to this channel for epic how to just to let you know
How to be a valedictorian without studying a lot XD
I just want the 1,5 million
Important correction: The Economics prize is NOT actually a Nobel Prize. It is not awarded by the Nobel committee, and never has been. Instead, the "Sveriges Riksbank Prize in Economic Sciences in Memory of Alfred Nobel" was created by a bank that wanted to grant the veneer of respectability the Nobel carries to economic doctrine, irrespective of the harms or validity of the given doctrine.
How to survive a natural disaster
Hide in a corner and cry
Rich Hilborn don't be near the natural disaster
Bullet to the brain
Rich Hilborn We all survived 2012, didn't we?
I stopped the fighting between my brothers. Where’s my prize
Who knows u won't fight for the prize so they dint give u?😂😂😂
How to be an assassin!
PLZ BRING THIS BACK I HAVE BEEN WAITING FOR TWO YEARS!!!!
I have scored 42 out of 100 in Maths.....Am I gonna be nominated in Nobel????😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Yes ofcourse 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
0:23 That's Slacker Engineer
How to survive on a deserted island!
Tfw your teacher has a nobel peace prize but you don't
How to be MLG!
git gud
+Chris Genius thx for the tip
Chris Genius git very gud
2:24 “There have been some very contentious nominees and winners. Like…”
Me: Mother Teresa
How to survive nuclear war
Go to Mars?
Or the moon
Chaos United
He already did that.
How to win the Nobel prize
GET GOOD! GET LMAOBOX!
How to become a Professional Athlete
Go to a party, get sleepy/grumpy drunk and you'll wake up other day in other place. Here, teleportaion and time travel in one go. Nobel price here I come.
How to survive a zombie apocalypse
Kill zombies
JOE BERETTA ON MY GOD!!!!! WHERE THE HELL WERE YOU? YOU LEFT SOURCEFED AND MY LIFE FELL APART
How to destroy the planet? :D Please?
akrybion lol that ones easy
christian g Yeah, but you should know how to do it with style :P
akrybion You're already doing it.
akrybion Here's a good guide: qntm.org/destroy
Esey call potin.
So, hardest is Physics? Challenge accepted.
step 1: make yourself a nation.
step 2: get a friend
step 3: have friend make a nation
step 4: have friend's nation declare war on your nation
step 5: repeat steps 1-4 around 5 times
step 6: make peace and stop all the wars
step 7: receive peace prize
step 8....?
step 9: profit!
You forgot to mention that the Peace Prize is the only one NOT given out in Sweden, so no King of Sweden or fancy feast (which is actually part of Santa Lucia Day that all of the winners are invited to)
I came here cuz i saw Mother Tereza on the thumb nail cuz I'm from Macedonia y'all!! And I'm proud of it.. (:
You mean the fake one?
Im real macedonian(greek)
Your prime minister wants you guys be hes sheeps wow.
Isn't Mother Teresa from India??
You know with the future growing we need a gaming category
how to become the pope
OverBaso Gaming you just made me spit my coffee all over my keyboard and monitor... I salute you!
Instructions unclear, was executed for having an iron cross.
how to make easy money from your computer
Print it
Sell it
+Gergő Laky lmao
how to make my self sneeze when it just won't come out
Kevin Torres stimulate more than one nose hair, use a pencil or a toothpick
How to become a game developer?
Cowfaic'd Realm I'd be interested in seeing this just to see what he comes up with. But being a game developer is not terribly difficult for those who genuinely are interested in pursuing such a path :) Mostly a lot of hard work and love for the craft ^,^
Cowfaic'd Realm Just take a few college courses and develope your game. Making money, now that's a different matter.
+Cowfaic'd Realm
Step 1#: Found an amazing idea (most of times it's not necessary, just pick a sport every peep plays like football or gold)
2#Never stop developing that title (publish it year after year with year's name)
3# Despite the fact it's all new and stuff make the game mechanics unfair and buggy as hell
4# Add paid content wich adds zero boost to the game on insane prices or parts of the actual game high prices is the key
5#Fans loves unfinished games, charge them for beta tests
6#Always publish the game before the publish date or it's completed, add patches later on.
7#Never listen what players thinks, if they're continiusly buying your game there's no problem, at all.
8# You don't need a profit step since you already accomplished above.
Sekelet0n' s I'm looking more for... how do you call it... Non-EA developers. :P
Ohh you wanna have ethics, too bad all of them will either stay as indie games or will be brought buy a bigger company until their legacy are gone :( If you dont wanna be like EA just do reverse of every step i told. It might work idk i never seen anyone actually tryed it yet :I
How to become a real life, 17-1800's style pirate. I'm talking galleon, cannons, mortars, massive masts, etc.
How to get in the Guinness Word Records Books?
It's called es(like the letter s)-care(I don't care if you have a Nobel Prize, say escargot correctly)-a(a time for you to learn how to pronounce words)-got
(es-care-a-got is how you say it)
Dad has a peace prize through an organisation; easiest way.
6:44
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theoddboy out, what does that even mean
Thanks
So by starting a war will get me a noble prize in peace
Hitler being nominated for the Nobel Peace Prize was a joke
+Shmo ho he did really win nobel prize...
Pretty much
+leevi mähönen No he didn't
So basically, kinda like the Oscars.
J. Midnite noo kid not even
Imagine winning a Nobel prize before even graduating high school that’s insane
How to become famous
Nelly F Kill a bunch of people. At least 100.
Generic Name the sad thing is that will actually work
Orande YT But it makes you infamous.
Backon Lazer The difference is negligible. It's literally two letters.
Airon Neil Yet those two letters change the meaning of the word completely.
You know, there are actually less TH-cam channels with 1 million subscribers than there are people that have won a Nobel Prize
***** How to get 1 million subscribers.
Daniel Carrier Didn't they already do something about how to be a TH-camr?
They did how to make money playing videogames. They suggested doing it through streaming. But just because getting subscribers on youtube is the best way to make money playing videogames doesn't mean making money playing videogames is the best way to get subscribers on youtube.
Daniel Carrier Thing is though that there is no one way to be successful on TH-cam. After listening to multiple successful TH-camr talk about this, they've all said that they only got to be successful through chance.
AL GORE HAVE A NOBEL AND I DONT...
...trigerd
Learn how to spell before you focus on getting a Nobel prize.
6:07 What the heck is ON THAT ANIMATION'S BELLY?
how to invade Russia
Yes this would be awesome XD
Too cold lol
Don't do it in winter
Be a Mongol if not don't even bother
Liberty Prime
I love how these got a sense of humor xD
How they select for noble prize????? Make a vdo on this topic
The peace Nobel award should be “The Evil Humans Nobel Award”
I am mildly surprised that you guys haven't done a collaborative episode with the "Hitman: Agent 47" folks: "How to become an assassin." I'm sure there are legal ways, like via the military or CIA.
Yeah sweden
OCK NORGE
I have an Undertale headcanon that Frisk won the Nobel Peace Prize after the Pacifist Ending.
How to meet local girls in your area with nothing but a credit card
how to be an assassin
How to survive a bear attack? That would be cool :D
one of the best series on TH-cam
If you made an invention like a perpetual motion machine or unlimited energy like the fictional Arc reactor from iron man, or even the cure for all cancer itself, is it even worth for a nobel prize or an international award and international recognition?
How to survive the apocalypse
How to: Tell someone you love them.
How to become a consulting detective worldwide
How to become a villain is what you should do next
Is there a way to buy your guy's work of the items you make from what the viewers requested?
How to make genetically engineered anime cat girls real.
How to create your own language.
Hay youtube, I wanna see this show covering wildlife you can beat in a fist fight (the big wildlife).
How can we get that to happen?
Well, meanwhile I'll do an attempt with physics.😂
54% in Physics exam how do I claim prize?
the fact that hitler was nomonatied for the nobel peace prize makes me question reality
Technically Hitler never won Nobel prize but was written a sarcastic recommendation by Brandt, a democratic member of the Swedish parliament
How to be Joe Bereta
Who's watching in 2019?
How to survive a school shooting