"Damn jellyfish almost choked me to death" I am now rolling on the floor thinking of how that went down "This one must now slay you, this one is deeply sorry"
oh, but they are; they are british people who have lived in Oceania for many generations; just like US Wasps are europeans who have lived in North-America for many generations
I believe that's one of the best things about Zaeed. He doesn't need a dialogue tree. I honestly think that breadcrumbs of him talking let you know him better than you'd learn with a dialogue tree. He talks only when he's really got something to say. He's just a simple man making his way through the Galaxy.
To my opinion Zaeed had the best animated face in all off the series ... you just took a lot at it and thought ok this fellow has seen some bad shit and probably went through worse .... kinda handsome
Zaeed would be one of my favourite companions if he had full dialogue conversations. It's a shame because the way Bioware handled conversations with both Kasumi and him diminished their characters a lot. They aren't just as memorable as the rest of the crew, except Jacob. I really don't see why they wouldn't be on the base game with recruitment missions.
Get the fuck out of here Jacob was cool. I agree though I felt Zaeed and Katsumi were underutilized especially with Mass Effect 3 like there was so much more they could have said and done.
9:23 In all my years of gaming, nothing I've heard or seen held such gritty hate and grizzled bitterness than Zaeed's need for Vido's death, and the voice of Robin Sachs was perfect for it. Rest well, Robin Sachs.
42:32 is actually missing the best part. Zaeed " alright i got three wires here, one red, one gree and one that looks like vomit" Garrus: "describe the vomit one" Zaeed: "its purple". Im not sure if you know Zaeed but your vomit aint supposed to be purple
God, Ashley and Kaidan were just... bland. Nothing to them. Plus, Ashley was racist. At least Miranda had the "perfect genes" going for her, but other than that, butter face. Jacob who?
He was one of my favorites for sure, I loved everything about the character and he was a tank in combat to boot! Some of the best and most badass lines and moments and had some of the best dry humor you could ever write!
I like Zaeed, reminds me of a guy I worked with in Morenci. He even has the same voice. I would've been nice to have a renegade dialog option when choosing to save the people in the refinery. Zaeed has some of the best lines in the series, had me laughing quite a few times.
Robin Sachs (R.I.P) who was Zaeed’s VA also voiced, among other things, that black air force of a Shark in Spongebob that replaced Mrs. Puff that one episode Seargent Roderick.
Another excellent video. You have managed to capture every moment with this character. Still, as awesome as he is, it just isn't worth the price of buying him. His lines can all be summed up in a video barely under an hour. It's a real shame honestly because both him and Kasumi are interesting characters.
He is well worth his price. It was EA's stupid decision to put him behind paywall and to send Drew away from the studio. Jacob only wishes to be this cool. (or loyal..)
Really ? He was in KOTOR ? I'd didn't notice that I have heard that they are remaking the game again for the 20th anniversary hope they keep his voice in the game .
It´s not complete. Where is Samara recruitment mission? Elnora: Wait! Stop! I didn´t fire my weapons once! I pretended to because the other Eclipse sisters were watching, but I didn´t really shoot! Zaeed: That´s an Eclipse uniform, isn´t it? Turn and face the wall.
One of my favorite characters and Javik. Because of how Zaeed says "goddamn" and I do the same now, it's been years since I played this. It's just goddamn hilarious
Fucking Serial Killer, that one. He seems like the type who probably notched "Jesse" for each kill with her, but he probably ran out of space for tallie marks with only "Jessie."
"Messani." There's a beep from the C-sec controllers console. "there a problem?" A Salarian rapidly goes over the readout. Erm... Wanted for theft of a Starship,, murder 35 counts, destruction of Council property...er an outpost. Known affiliate with enemies of the council." "So you think if that were true, I'd show up here at security?" "erm no." "well then. I don't know who this imposter is but he sounds like a guy not to be crossed" "no." "let me in" "mr Bianco welcome"
43:21 there's a simple solution to this fingerprint have a camera that scans your fingerprint the clone Shepherd said it earlier DNA doesn't make a fingerprint
Several volus were at multiplayer of Mass Effect 3. Really good supporters. Those industrial combines they own can deliver great gear for them. Elcor-soldiers use big shoulder-mounted guns with VI-assist. Their enemies have called them "living tanks" and with other names less flattering. No mention about hanar as they are so enviromentally dependent. They are apex predators though and have enlisted drell to fight for them.
Never liked this guy in 2, just an old, grumpy, merc. Plus Im a lawful stupid paragon and his first actions, choosing to sacrifice dozens of people for revenge, didn't sit well with me. But I love Aussies, and Kano is my favorite MK character and Zaeed is basically a slightly nicer Kano, so I kept him around and used him on a lot of missions, and slowly his mannerisms grew on me. And then 3 came around, and oh boy does he become one of my favorites, playing claw for a kid who lost their credits, broing out with Garrus while boobytrapping your apartment, and flirting with Samara. Its all such a fun time with him around, love Zaeed.
Sort of an Estuary English Accent (Think of it as a less cockney version of cockney) , but he pronounces his 'L''s and his 'T's a little with a little less glottle in some words which I imagine is closer to how Mr Sachs sounded.
Ok, confession time, the first time I went on Zaeed's loyalty mission I flat out left him to burn. I have no problem with hardass but if you act so rash, so reckless and so self destructive on mission I don't care about your hang ups, you're out.
My Shep is appalled Zaeed is even on the Normandy. We don't pal around with ruthless mercenaries. We keep him locked up in his room and pretend he's not there.
and get your hands on all of the dlc .... it isn´t the same without .. me 2 dlc is essential aswell definatly try both genders paragon and renegade and try different classes ... i am stuck with fem renegade infiltrator male paragon engineer
Lol..the reasons why FemShep Ren kick's arse. 1. MShep voice over sucks. 2. He's butt ugly no what you do. 3. You have to sex Liara or male infantile idiots or not bother at all. 4.Cagey enough and you can get her drop dead gorgeous if you put in the time. Good luck with that with MShep. 5. A game starting with MShep in ME1 will probably explain why so many people are only now aware of this game. 6. She is fucking way awesome....and I'm a dude still looking....lolol. The voice over is awesome. 7.I love this game....the last one I'll ever play.
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Rest In Peace Robin Sachs, the voice of Zaeed.
Really? Awesome work =(
Jesus Christ Id give everything for one more mission with that shitty old man
Nick Hanley I'd give anything for another shitty story about his shitty rifle
died of heart attack on Feb 1st 2013 before his 62th birthday
Feb 1st is my birthday. So shuttle Columbia and Robin Sachs.
"Damn jellyfish almost choked me to death"
I am now rolling on the floor thinking of how that went down
"This one must now slay you, this one is deeply sorry"
Perhaps I can help with that: www.deviantart.com/barbdbarb/art/Bad-Experience-557361313
@@Kommandant4298-ui8jw I am so glad that I clicked on your link
The big stupid jellyfish.
"May you meet the enkindlers"
"Enkindle this!"
11:30
Zaeed is so ungodly badass he can make a Mattock fire like an Avenger
Is that a mod to change it to the guns they equip? I hate how in the trilogy a lot of the cut scenes use that god awful assault rifle.
specially in ME3, all cutscenes with the fuckin' Avenger
It's that alien bumpstock no doubt
Funny note. In andromeda (yes I know) you can make the mattock full auto and it's a fucken monster....I called it "jesse"
@@jjrj8568 Let's not forget turian soldiers using the avenger EVEN THOUGH THEIR STANDARD RIFLE IS THE PHAESTON
Zaeed is one of the cooler charachters who never really got the recognition he deserved
❤️
Part of the downside is that he isn't a standout follower. Very interesting. I always liked him. Kept him as a follower until I added Grunt.
Zaaed Massani, the ultimate galactic british badass mate, dropping a "bloody" or "let me tell ya" every five seconds
I thought he was from Australia.
Australians are British
Except they ain't.
oh, but they are; they are british people who have lived in Oceania for many generations; just like US Wasps are europeans who have lived in North-America for many generations
the spacefaring Jason Statham
Even though Zaeed doesn’t have a proper dialogue tree, he’s still my favorite companion along with Garrus. His quips are the best.
I believe that's one of the best things about Zaeed. He doesn't need a dialogue tree. I honestly think that breadcrumbs of him talking let you know him better than you'd learn with a dialogue tree. He talks only when he's really got something to say. He's just a simple man making his way through the Galaxy.
OK, I didn't know this word for joke. Thank you lol
He's also a fucking powerhouse, him and Grunt, Garrus, or Legion are damn near unstoppable
3:12 Zaeed: "Anything's possible." (Tarak's head then becomes see-through) XD
To my opinion Zaeed had the best animated face in all off the series ... you just took a lot at it and thought ok this fellow has seen some bad shit and probably went through worse .... kinda handsome
Zaeed would be one of my favourite companions if he had full dialogue conversations. It's a shame because the way Bioware handled conversations with both Kasumi and him diminished their characters a lot. They aren't just as memorable as the rest of the crew, except Jacob. I really don't see why they wouldn't be on the base game with recruitment missions.
Get the fuck out of here Jacob was cool. I agree though I felt Zaeed and Katsumi were underutilized especially with Mass Effect 3 like there was so much more they could have said and done.
tfw zaeed still more memorable then the entirety of Andromeda :(
Mikhailovick DLC. Not enough time. What else is new?
Should have thrown out folks like Jacob and replace them with Zaeed.
@@HamanKarn567 jacob is worse than peebee
Zaeed Massani is like Mass Effect's version of Sandor Clegane from Game Of Thrones
I couldn't agree more 😅
More like Bronn. A consummate mercenary.
Honestly that's a really accurate comparison
He's almost like krogan stuck in human body XD
More like a Prothean.
Noise Marine but he don’t say anything about throwing people out of air locks?
@@connordervoncyberlifegesen8529 not yet
9:23 In all my years of gaming, nothing I've heard or seen held such gritty hate and grizzled bitterness than Zaeed's need for Vido's death, and the voice of Robin Sachs was perfect for it. Rest well, Robin Sachs.
Zaeed is like your veteran grandpa that has all kinds of cool war stories but also might be a war criminal
"Let's gut the bastards." That's just too perfect!
Just so everyone knows, he does the voice for the shark drill sgt in spongebob.
He was WHAT
What the fuck ?, how come this was never mentioned.
Would anyone care for bon bon? *sinister smile *
42:32 is actually missing the best part. Zaeed " alright i got three wires here, one red, one gree and one that looks like vomit" Garrus: "describe the vomit one" Zaeed: "its purple".
Im not sure if you know Zaeed but your vomit aint supposed to be purple
He was talking about Ryncol. That’s a radioactive Alcoholic drink.
Working EMS I have seen vomit in just about every color, the only one that starts getting me worried is red.
@@GhostBear3067 For real!? I mean I think is obvious about the red vomit. But what about the purple one?
@@leonardotobiaslealespinoza7171 there are so many different drinks and various cough syrups that do that.
It’s crazy how he’s not as “fleshed out” as other characters and yet is still a fan favourite.
Ah Zaeed the jango fett of Mass Effect
That battle-hardened menace in his voice is just incredible
Zaeed X Samara, I ship it. Aged individuals with experience to fill in each other
Watching Vido burn to death is so fucking satisfying, it makes the renegade ending of his loyalty mission worth letting the people die
15:07 How about a magic trick? Im gonna turn this Carnifex, into a Predator.
And people say human companions among among aliens are boring
God, Ashley and Kaidan were just... bland. Nothing to them. Plus, Ashley was racist. At least Miranda had the "perfect genes" going for her, but other than that, butter face. Jacob who?
@@Toasterloaf bro a lot of humans are racist, you think most people would accept aliens when most of us won’t accept each other?
I'd give up every game that I own for one more mission with that shitty old man.
NO EATING IN MY CLASSROOM!!
Mushroom Head there’s an animation of that you know
Best member of the team, no doubt about it. I love every character but Zaeed will always be my favorite.
He was one of my favorites for sure, I loved everything about the character and he was a tank in combat to boot! Some of the best and most badass lines and moments and had some of the best dry humor you could ever write!
Zaeed is the gold standard of the "Space Mercenary" archytype. Backed up by MASTERFUL voice performance.
I like 'bromance' between Garrus and Zaeed
I like Zaeed, reminds me of a guy I worked with in Morenci. He even has the same voice. I would've been nice to have a renegade dialog option when choosing to save the people in the refinery. Zaeed has some of the best lines in the series, had me laughing quite a few times.
I use Zaeed on every mission. There's so much comedy gold and baddass one-liners to be had.
My favorite thing about him is the combat comments: "that's a hell of a shot."
That suave walk away from the explosion. Damn!
14:20 Robin Sachs(Zaeed's voice actor) died at the same day i turned twenty so yeah. I costed him 20 years of his life.
"aww *fu-c* now your in for it" -we heard that Zaeed
zaeed one of the realest in gaming history to this date
36:20 i was pretty much annoyed like Zaaed at that machine trying to get those weapon mods .......
Grunt, Wrex, and Zaeed all bullshitting and being macho brings a tear to my eye. HOW did they fuck up Andromeda so badly?
Ending this relationship with bacon seems perfectly fine to me.
You didn't go through the whole story of his rifle in ME2, or the email in ME3 that includes a repair kit for that rifle.
That intro for a mercenarie, i like it.ME2 is ne of the best game i`ve played.
Not gonna lie only other man I could see playing him is Temura Morrison
Ol Jake The Muss
Man having Temura voice a mass effect companion would be so dope
42:06 lol nice Austin Powers reference. Can't believe I never caught that before.
Robin Sachs (R.I.P) who was Zaeed’s VA also voiced, among other things, that black air force of a Shark in Spongebob that replaced Mrs. Puff that one episode Seargent Roderick.
He was also the militia commander in Redcliffe in Dragon Age: Origins.
Glad you uploaded this mate, you're only 5 years late
Backwards compatibility on Xbox One helps.
We should let you go. Talk more later Zaeed.
Shepard: Zaeed where are you from?
Zaeed: Space Australia... Go Space Broncos!!
He's Anglo-Egyptian. The accent is unmistakably south-east working-class English, and Massani is a name as Egyptian as Ramses!
This voice actor was also the shark driving instructor in SpongeBob
"Back for more?"
Hell yeah i am.
2:46 Hell of a lie of omission...
Awesome character, awesome interpretation
Another excellent video. You have managed to capture every moment with this character. Still, as awesome as he is, it just isn't worth the price of buying him. His lines can all be summed up in a video barely under an hour. It's a real shame honestly because both him and Kasumi are interesting characters.
He is well worth his price. It was EA's stupid decision to put him behind paywall and to send Drew away from the studio. Jacob only wishes to be this cool. (or loyal..)
Mass Effect Trilogy (compilation for PS3 and others) had him included and so does Legendary Edition. So he definitely is worth the money.
Massani looks uncannily like the Australian actor Steve Bisley.
I always played a combo of renegade and paragon depending on the mission and who i was with
The late Robin Sachs also voiced Saul Karath in Star Wars Knights of the Old Republic.
Really ? He was in KOTOR ? I'd didn't notice that I have heard that they are remaking the game again for the 20th anniversary hope they keep his voice in the game .
Three strips of bacon for saving zaeed’s bacon hehehe
11:59 Wilhelm scream
Zaeed: *Exists*
My daddy issues: imma simp
Such little screentime compared to the other squadmates but I still love him. My favorite grumpy uncle
It´s not complete. Where is Samara recruitment mission? Elnora: Wait! Stop! I didn´t fire my weapons once! I pretended to because the other Eclipse sisters were watching, but I didn´t really shoot! Zaeed: That´s an Eclipse uniform, isn´t it? Turn and face the wall.
One of my favorite characters and Javik. Because of how Zaeed says "goddamn" and I do the same now, it's been years since I played this. It's just goddamn hilarious
When Zaeed gave that Volus doll to that Asari I'd bet she was not liking it 😀😁
Zaeed: If a human talked like an Ork.
Fucking Serial Killer, that one. He seems like the type who probably notched "Jesse" for each kill with her, but he probably ran out of space for tallie marks with only "Jessie."
Damn I like smoke kills joke
"i told liara protheans invented electricity " mad boi yavik
Wtf I never met this guy and theres 47 minutes of cutscene with him?
He's dlc
How do you Download him.
Xbox gamepass version of the LE has him standard. I didnt pay anything and he was the first guy i recruited.
Ya missed some parts with zaeed directly and indirectly involved and menchianed
the worker could've jumped down and at worst like broke an ankle from that height
Wish I'd have not botched his loyalty mission. Now he's dead and I'm short 25 war points.
Surely you've got a save not long before Zorya don't ya?
My favorite through the series 🙌
Zaeed should have been a Crew mate in ME 3 he would have been awesome 👏
Why does Wrex remind me of John Goodman
"Messani."
There's a beep from the C-sec controllers console. "there a problem?"
A Salarian rapidly goes over the readout.
Erm... Wanted for theft of a Starship,, murder 35 counts, destruction of Council property...er an outpost. Known affiliate with enemies of the council."
"So you think if that were true, I'd show up here at security?"
"erm no."
"well then. I don't know who this imposter is but he sounds like a guy not to be crossed"
"no."
"let me in"
"mr Bianco welcome"
43:21 there's a simple solution to this fingerprint have a camera that scans your fingerprint the clone Shepherd said it earlier DNA doesn't make a fingerprint
I didn’t like him at first but he became one of my favorites over time lol
Every soldier needs a Jessie in his life.
Speaking of combat-savy Hanar, and i get it was just a joke, but are there Hanar, Elcor, and Volus who can fight? Armed or unarmed or whatever.
Several volus were at multiplayer of Mass Effect 3. Really good supporters. Those industrial combines they own can deliver great gear for them. Elcor-soldiers use big shoulder-mounted guns with VI-assist. Their enemies have called them "living tanks" and with other names less flattering. No mention about hanar as they are so enviromentally dependent. They are apex predators though and have enlisted drell to fight for them.
Anything's possible! 3:11
He's the best non krogan squadmate
the releast dawg
Never liked this guy in 2, just an old, grumpy, merc. Plus Im a lawful stupid paragon and his first actions, choosing to sacrifice dozens of people for revenge, didn't sit well with me. But I love Aussies, and Kano is my favorite MK character and Zaeed is basically a slightly nicer Kano, so I kept him around and used him on a lot of missions, and slowly his mannerisms grew on me. And then 3 came around, and oh boy does he become one of my favorites, playing claw for a kid who lost their credits, broing out with Garrus while boobytrapping your apartment, and flirting with Samara. Its all such a fun time with him around, love Zaeed.
This old man is cool
3:30 how come there were no questions asked?
i can't fuckin believe you didn't help him get revenge
Just out of curiosity, what is his accent? It sounds British, but I suppose it might be Australian. Can someone please let me know?
Most definitely British. Miranda's Australian
Sort of an Estuary English Accent (Think of it as a less cockney version of cockney) , but he pronounces his 'L''s and his 'T's a little with a little less glottle in some words which I imagine is closer to how Mr Sachs sounded.
Where is he at
can you make his funny moments?
Ok, confession time, the first time I went on Zaeed's loyalty mission I flat out left him to burn. I have no problem with hardass but if you act so rash, so reckless and so self destructive on mission I don't care about your hang ups, you're out.
Lol pulled a spec ops
My Shep is appalled Zaeed is even on the Normandy. We don't pal around with ruthless mercenaries. We keep him locked up in his room and pretend he's not there.
I never played this one. Is it included in the entire DLC pack for ME2? Or is it available on the Legendary Editions?
alright mr jaguar do you have any tips for someone playing mass effect 3 for the first time?
Import ME2 save, create multiple saves often and just have fun:)
Jaguar550 ok thx again bud.
and get your hands on all of the dlc .... it isn´t the same without .. me 2 dlc is essential aswell definatly try both genders paragon and renegade and try different classes ... i am stuck with fem renegade infiltrator male paragon engineer
34:37
3:15
Is he a Bounty Hunter or Mercenary? Or both?
Space George St. Pierre
Illusive Man has Elon Musk vibes
36:46 It's obviously rigged somehow. 😆
Legend says.... zaeed masani is actually Elon musk
Lol..the reasons why FemShep Ren kick's arse.
1. MShep voice over sucks.
2. He's butt ugly no what you do.
3. You have to sex Liara or male infantile idiots or not bother at all.
4.Cagey enough and you can get her drop dead gorgeous if you put in the time. Good luck with that with MShep.
5. A game starting with MShep in ME1 will probably explain why so many people are only now aware of this game.
6. She is fucking way awesome....and I'm a dude still looking....lolol. The voice over is awesome.
7.I love this game....the last one I'll ever play.
36:15
T. Va. Don’t show him Flappy Bird