Swiss Army Dance - We Will Rock You

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  • @notlistening6499
    @notlistening6499 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11213

    Your Swiss Army knife now includes a guitar and a drumset

  • @nicoslvt6768
    @nicoslvt6768 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8922

    I love when’s tuff like this is recorded because it makes you realize “damn these are like 20 year old men not death machines”

    • @0ktobi
      @0ktobi 5 ปีที่แล้ว +153

      Exactly

    • @beaver_believer7776
      @beaver_believer7776 5 ปีที่แล้ว +107

      Private Michael J. Caboose this is the Swiss army xD not a real army so no one of them is a death machine xD

    • @antoine2972
      @antoine2972 5 ปีที่แล้ว +215

      @@beaver_believer7776 I think you've never heard of how famous Swiss mercenaries have been through the centuries. If they aren't still that powerful it doesn't mean Switzerland would be easily invaded

    • @beaver_believer7776
      @beaver_believer7776 5 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Antoine S. Bro Iam over 2 month each year in Switzerland and have Swiss friends and really like Switzerland but the Military sucks (Bundeswehr sucks even more xD) Swiss city’s would be invaded in 1 or 2 hours xD

    • @TruckTaxiMoveIt
      @TruckTaxiMoveIt 5 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      Sadly, 20 year old men are death machines.

  • @jaythom3979
    @jaythom3979 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1322

    Mum: how do you think your father is getting on in the army
    My dad:

  • @Duke_Zyx
    @Duke_Zyx 2 ปีที่แล้ว +784

    imagine sitting in a trench at war and you hear "WE WILL WE WILL ROCK YOU" in the distance

    • @kevinpittman2517
      @kevinpittman2517 2 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      probably wouldnt be best the best move to do that.... Loudspeaker on a tank sure... but in a trench... uld get shelled.

    • @i-am-a-lie...
      @i-am-a-lie... 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      "It's rambo time"

    • @dashippo4372
      @dashippo4372 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      This is fine. You will be in real trouble, when you hear ride of the valkyres !

    • @i-am-a-lie...
      @i-am-a-lie... 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@dashippo4372 is that the one from brothers of metal?

    • @dashippo4372
      @dashippo4372 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@i-am-a-lie... from Apocalypse Now

  • @cancilara2749
    @cancilara2749 5 ปีที่แล้ว +26137

    They skipped 2 world wars because they were practicing these dance moves for nearly 100 years

  • @dr.scifreak
    @dr.scifreak 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5557

    If wars become a singing battle, I have no problem with them. May the country with the sweetest melody win.

    • @TylerRayMattersRUAC
      @TylerRayMattersRUAC 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      th-cam.com/video/YOZG0o-ucNg/w-d-xo.html

    • @TylerRayMattersRUAC
      @TylerRayMattersRUAC 4 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      Russia lost to Germany and joined the allies, giving up their cause. I hardly think Russia is in the position to do anything. Even Great Britain came to the realization they can't beat the overwhelming power of the United States. While everyone of every background is in the United States, that's not true for anywhere else in the world. That keeps us on top, we get people with everyone else's knowledge. That just can't be beat when everyone else just knows what they know. Russia can't know what they don't know. The United States knows what everyone knows. Plus, Americans have much better singing voices. We are pretty much people with no accent. Beautiful. Just can't be beaten.

    • @TylerRayMattersRUAC
      @TylerRayMattersRUAC 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      We are the new Rome. Life. LOL
      th-cam.com/video/me4E5wDCK2Q/w-d-xo.html

    • @TylerRayMattersRUAC
      @TylerRayMattersRUAC 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      th-cam.com/video/t3LSxKvK-As/w-d-xo.html

    • @TylerRayMattersRUAC
      @TylerRayMattersRUAC 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      th-cam.com/video/jmhfE2mLTDg/w-d-xo.html

  • @p.f.886
    @p.f.886 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7005

    Nobody:
    TH-cam: *look at Swiss army's new psychological weapon*

    • @GojoSaitamaa
      @GojoSaitamaa 5 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      u have 1k likes on your comment and nobody replies on it?

    • @mohakthisside76
      @mohakthisside76 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      @@GojoSaitamaa & the first reply is for no reply.

    • @alphariusfuze8089
      @alphariusfuze8089 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      YES

    • @ireyonmoya
      @ireyonmoya 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      😆🤣

    • @Marijus777
      @Marijus777 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Xd

  • @shirleylane131
    @shirleylane131 2 ปีที่แล้ว +171

    Just watched 90 drummers doing this ! Freddie’s spirit is every where !

    • @Godwinpounds4333
      @Godwinpounds4333 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Hi how are you doing?

    • @shirleylane131
      @shirleylane131 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@Godwinpounds4333 why do you want to know?

    • @Godwinpounds4333
      @Godwinpounds4333 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@shirleylane131 I’m just trying to be nice and friendly to you that’s all. Where are you texting from?

    • @АнаТепловодская
      @АнаТепловодская ปีที่แล้ว

      Это же надо так испоганить творчество Фреди Меркьюри

  • @TRtraybloxeey
    @TRtraybloxeey 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6277

    Country’s army: uses military for war
    Swiss army: uses military as a dance group

  • @trainsdeluxe1
    @trainsdeluxe1 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3302

    Switzerland: *Sends 81 Soldiers*
    Soldiers: *Comes back with 82*
    We came with a friend

    • @enesbaby
      @enesbaby 5 ปีที่แล้ว +119

      Haha made my day, thank you!

    • @vishalbendre7567
      @vishalbendre7567 5 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      Send few of them to land of terror Pakistan, They may become your friend but high chances are there that you may become friend of terrorists

    • @georgobergfell
      @georgobergfell 5 ปีที่แล้ว +171

      That was Liechtenstein, but Switzerland might be comparable

    • @ZERO_REVIEWS_
      @ZERO_REVIEWS_ 5 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      I'm from Pakistan it isn't as bad as everyone think its just India tries to bully us but as u most likely seem in the news we take everything seriously

    • @nathanielalex8168
      @nathanielalex8168 5 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      @@ZERO_REVIEWS_ I'm sorry, on behalf of India. I know how it feels when one blames the entire country just because of poor leadership, like as if you are responsible for it. I know how it feels. #relatable

  • @framebyframe-m4d
    @framebyframe-m4d 5 ปีที่แล้ว +23965

    This is what happens when the last battle you fought was in 1613

    • @ravinduwijayarathna6238
      @ravinduwijayarathna6238 5 ปีที่แล้ว +490

      that's kinda sad

    • @Dragon43ish
      @Dragon43ish 5 ปีที่แล้ว +406

      Best comment in you tube!!!!

    • @alvinthompson6333
      @alvinthompson6333 5 ปีที่แล้ว +157

      BUUUUURN!

    • @gagan77100
      @gagan77100 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1422

      @@ravinduwijayarathna6238 why its sad ? War is not fun place

    • @MCShvabo
      @MCShvabo 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1531

      @@ravinduwijayarathna6238 That means they've done their job perfectly since their country managed to stay independent without losing a single man.

  • @felixniederhauser7799
    @felixniederhauser7799 ปีที่แล้ว +64

    One of the most underrated Armies in the world. Well done soldiers.

  • @missprincesscarina
    @missprincesscarina 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4335

    Russians: I'm A Barbie Girl
    USA: Gangnam Style
    Swiss: We Will Rock You
    Random army dancing/marching video: What Is Love?
    What's next?

    • @SK-tr1wo
      @SK-tr1wo 4 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      Covid 19 cadence

    • @user-fu1zv7iw9f
      @user-fu1zv7iw9f 4 ปีที่แล้ว +107

      Romania: Dragostea din tei
      Spain: Macarena
      North Korea: Staying alive
      Germany: Moskau

    • @jenniferyu2828
      @jenniferyu2828 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Hey where’s that Gangnam style video? I only saw call me maybe

    • @saraelizabethsare2348
      @saraelizabethsare2348 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Chinese Army - Get lucky

    • @alphariusfuze8089
      @alphariusfuze8089 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Oh this is next: th-cam.com/video/FYQKTCdRw-g/w-d-xo.html

  • @avabaldwin9917
    @avabaldwin9917 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1304

    Mom : why do you wanna join the army?
    Me: its complicated

    • @Cjnw
      @Cjnw 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Normie

    • @alphagt62
      @alphagt62 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I hear they carry nice pocket knives....

    • @tubedude54
      @tubedude54 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@alphagt62 And watches...

    • @Wolfy20856
      @Wolfy20856 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      My exact problem

    • @jaythom3979
      @jaythom3979 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      LMFAO🤣🤣😂🤣🤣🤣

  • @jacobwiren8142
    @jacobwiren8142 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1811

    See you all again in 6 years when this is recommended again.

  • @esmeralda-yo8sl
    @esmeralda-yo8sl ปีที่แล้ว +36

    Wouldn’t it be wonderful to see all armies around the world concentrating on their choreography and marching so joyfully. Maybe one day.

    • @Skylar_minecraft
      @Skylar_minecraft ปีที่แล้ว +5

      instead of war there could be world dance-offs to decide outcomes of things

  • @Icarus-gz4vj
    @Icarus-gz4vj 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3704

    Russia: bears
    America: eagles
    Switzerland: *swiss army tanks*

    • @Neptunedede
      @Neptunedede 5 ปีที่แล้ว +96

      Russia: barbies

    • @cheeriosaregood920
      @cheeriosaregood920 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      alici cat you saw that video too?

    • @theresia-jn2dy
      @theresia-jn2dy 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Russia : bears
      America : eagles
      Switzerland : swiss army tanks
      Indonesia : the fire ball

    • @zoranstojkovic2788
      @zoranstojkovic2788 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      🙄

    • @unknownstudios9573
      @unknownstudios9573 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      More like chocolate bars, they make LOTS of chocolate.

  • @bence3037
    @bence3037 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15199

    Russian army: I'm a Barbie Girl
    American army: Baby Shark
    Swiss Army: We will rock you

    • @Kronyx1776
      @Kronyx1776 5 ปีที่แล้ว +73

      Americam?

    • @Kronyx1776
      @Kronyx1776 5 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      Jaguar Woods bruh do you even know what you’re talking about

    • @Kronyx1776
      @Kronyx1776 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Elon I sure will ✌🏻

    • @twizzyyy3955
      @twizzyyy3955 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      You go to gulag tf is Barbie we only know cheeki breeki

    • @bluchickenstudios9957
      @bluchickenstudios9957 5 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      Next the Australian army:Pumped up kicks

  • @rivera7200
    @rivera7200 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2020

    *World War 2 starts*
    Germany and Russia: *fighting*
    Switzerland:

    • @RupaKumari-mv9ne
      @RupaKumari-mv9ne 5 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Practicing dance moves...

    • @Bintang_Merah
      @Bintang_Merah 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Hahahaha 😂😂😂😂

    • @alexanderanderson3808
      @alexanderanderson3808 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Matkontrollä und Zimmrordnig

    • @qrevel9007
      @qrevel9007 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@RupaKumari-mv9ne yeah world war 2 yeah yeah

    • @MRDEMON-gt9sp
      @MRDEMON-gt9sp 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      No, Germany War from SSSR (I'm from Russia

  • @elenavonpavel-pitts3442
    @elenavonpavel-pitts3442 2 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    From USA...my dad served in WW2...I watched him many times doing cadence...I love ur choice of updated cadence!!

  • @noctisluxus
    @noctisluxus 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3252

    I’m almost surprised they didn’t sing a Disney song.
    It is Switzerland after all.

    • @noctisluxus
      @noctisluxus 4 ปีที่แล้ว +150

      @Kendall Bass Switzerland is known as very peaceful country. Therefor it would almost match their innocence if they were to sing a disney song.

    • @obsesivecooker7976
      @obsesivecooker7976 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Noice

    • @LuLu-ip4zb
      @LuLu-ip4zb 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Those are Copyright protected

    • @clarahyoung5340
      @clarahyoung5340 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Looool, I was born in Switzerland and I've yet to meet anyone who sings Disney songs

    • @khanhduongngoc9762
      @khanhduongngoc9762 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @Kendall Bass search Mickey mouse song in Full Metal Jacket

  • @mrpineapple3655
    @mrpineapple3655 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3087

    Stop saying it’s better than the original
    *this is the original*

    • @anormalname6498
      @anormalname6498 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Nah theyre the same

    • @anormalname6498
      @anormalname6498 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Welp im getting r/wooooshed this time

    • @anormalname6498
      @anormalname6498 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @veeti You couldve just said r/wooooosh.

    • @kh2b573
      @kh2b573 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      The original is still better imo and dont woosh me i know its a joke

    • @anormalname6498
      @anormalname6498 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@kh2b573 i had the same point.

  • @evelyngravatt3198
    @evelyngravatt3198 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3341

    Some think this is a sign of peace.
    This is no peace. This is a warning.
    If you invade Switzerland
    They will rock you.

    • @Iliadic
      @Iliadic 4 ปีที่แล้ว +93

      So Switzerland has earthbenders?

    • @evelyngravatt3198
      @evelyngravatt3198 4 ปีที่แล้ว +64

      @@Iliadic Why do you think no one has invaded them since.... A long time?

    • @Iliadic
      @Iliadic 4 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      @@evelyngravatt3198 gasp

    • @zytr0x108
      @zytr0x108 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      INFANTERIE, EINMARSCH!!

    • @MiscellaneousJo
      @MiscellaneousJo 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      XD

  • @Ricardopapa-fw7yo
    @Ricardopapa-fw7yo 3 ปีที่แล้ว +612

    I love it! Well Done Gentelmen.From an ex US Army Soldier. ⚔️🇺🇲

    • @damiafilza9927
      @damiafilza9927 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      gentlemen

    • @armygman79
      @armygman79 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Ditto from a Paratrooper

    • @claytonmahon9433
      @claytonmahon9433 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Same here former Infantry

    • @katarn999
      @katarn999 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Fuck the Swiss Army - I know what I'm talking about. Fuck them.

    • @gomi2146
      @gomi2146 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@katarn999 Why?

  • @whitedad1339
    @whitedad1339 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3852

    It's weird that the leader actually sounded like Freddie Mercury

    • @pureloveofmom
      @pureloveofmom 5 ปีที่แล้ว +125

      No, he sounds like Captain Price from Call of Duty.

    • @kornelkul5277
      @kornelkul5277 5 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Actually no xd

    • @rade6273
      @rade6273 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Nah his voice is just raspy

    • @bhargav8263
      @bhargav8263 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      he is indian..

    • @cristianfigueroa69
      @cristianfigueroa69 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@bhargav8263 bruh hes not

  • @Theo_here
    @Theo_here 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10881

    As an ex-swiss army soldier, I can confirm that this is our daily routine.

    • @kagetsku1309
      @kagetsku1309 4 ปีที่แล้ว +143

      FR tho?

    • @D-eZ
      @D-eZ 4 ปีที่แล้ว +114

      I hope that was a joke.

    • @bonkycat257
      @bonkycat257 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Dan

    • @bonkycat257
      @bonkycat257 4 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      Dang

    • @ILoveYani
      @ILoveYani 4 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      @Soviet Union General Justin Y. Fuck the soviet union

  • @Waxir92
    @Waxir92 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4112

    Wars of the future will be settled on the dance floors. 🤣

    • @danielbush2637
      @danielbush2637 5 ปีที่แล้ว +115

      I hope so, and I want the Swiss on our side.

    • @Andy-rs1zj
      @Andy-rs1zj 5 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      swiss will rule the world

    • @crappiegamer2341
      @crappiegamer2341 5 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      I can’t like this because it’s at 420 likes sorry

    • @SubscribersWithoutAnyVid-kb5pc
      @SubscribersWithoutAnyVid-kb5pc 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@crappiegamer2341 you can now

    • @scottshim679
      @scottshim679 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Andy. I mean the germans have it hard with barbie girl singing

  • @fhuber7507
    @fhuber7507 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    Military singing cadence is a very long tradition.
    This was well done.

  • @SG-ix7sl
    @SG-ix7sl 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1541

    Imagine if people started marching towards like this. I would run away in terror.

    • @bluehornet197
      @bluehornet197 5 ปีที่แล้ว +66

      I would die from laughter i bet this is how the swiss have won there wars

    • @SG-ix7sl
      @SG-ix7sl 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @Lucky Banana good one.😂

    • @averylividmoose3599
      @averylividmoose3599 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Ever heard of the Hakka?

    • @noru8360
      @noru8360 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      i would start crying with confusion

    • @jakartagamer6188
      @jakartagamer6188 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      it wouldn't be perfect without a earrape speaker

  • @helenamusic260
    @helenamusic260 4 ปีที่แล้ว +615

    The fact that Freddie lived in Switzerland in his final years, has a statue there, and has a Studio Experience there, makes it 10x better

    • @joshina4497
      @joshina4497 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Who

    • @donotneed2250
      @donotneed2250 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@joshina4497, no, that's another rock group.

    • @manoman0
      @manoman0 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      His statue is in Geneva....

    • @POOKUDOO
      @POOKUDOO 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@manoman0 In Montreux

    • @manoman0
      @manoman0 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@POOKUDOO Oh....

  • @Jaidencharlotte
    @Jaidencharlotte 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5832

    This is what Switzerland were doing during both world wars

    • @dornierdo2172
      @dornierdo2172 4 ปีที่แล้ว +121

      Aswell as looking after stolen gold and art works for the third Reich. 😐

    • @TheFreedutch2008
      @TheFreedutch2008 4 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      LOL was just thinking the same thing

    • @josephstalin9129
      @josephstalin9129 4 ปีที่แล้ว +87

      Switzerland was also producing lots of chocolate

    • @sledgehamma9640
      @sledgehamma9640 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Yeah that's possible

    • @nikxsn2042
      @nikxsn2042 4 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      This comment made me laugh so much that my girlfriend woke up and asked me „what the fuck is so funny!?“

  • @myfavoritemartian1
    @myfavoritemartian1 2 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    Rock & Roll. There's never been anything like it in history.

    • @YT4Readers
      @YT4Readers ปีที่แล้ว

      Martian: The closest thing to it was the period during which the nobility commissioned calming, classical music to be written to calm down kinds & queens to prevent them from getting into angry moods.

  • @shinchannohara2924
    @shinchannohara2924 5 ปีที่แล้ว +307

    Americans - we have "B53"
    Russians - we have "Tsar bomba"
    Swiss people - let's see who can dance better

    • @George-nz2oc
      @George-nz2oc 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Dude they control the world-wide banking system...they don't need nothing else

    • @Kari-zy3fi
      @Kari-zy3fi 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      😂

    • @Miko36110
      @Miko36110 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Russians - th-cam.com/video/d7FIpqPvL7E/w-d-xo.html

    • @lorenzon.8084
      @lorenzon.8084 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      🤐

  • @lilyhobson2297
    @lilyhobson2297 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9154

    POV: your here after the Russian Army singing “Barbie Girl” appeared on your FYP a few years after it was posted

    • @hearts4gothrock
      @hearts4gothrock 4 ปีที่แล้ว +117

      I'm here after american army

    • @kargovroom7701
      @kargovroom7701 4 ปีที่แล้ว +169

      Frick u called me out

    • @cl5840
      @cl5840 4 ปีที่แล้ว +121

      POV: I’m here after Barbie girl and then baby shark and now here.

    • @aviangalaxy
      @aviangalaxy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      mE

    • @jessierose5319
      @jessierose5319 4 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      First Russian army, then American. And now Swiss

  • @robotontheinternet0122
    @robotontheinternet0122 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6318

    When you stay neutral in every war and don’t know what to do with your army

    • @DaferrFN
      @DaferrFN 4 ปีที่แล้ว +245

      They actually do a lot. Just not overseas. I see them doing exercises and practicing all the time.
      They are very interesting to watch work. And this year they are helping the hospitals because of the pandemic.

    • @naashoiianinigii5266
      @naashoiianinigii5266 4 ปีที่แล้ว +212

      Germany: How bout we start something with Switzerland and invade them
      Switzerland: *Laughs in explosve rigged roadways and railways*
      Oh and we will rock you

    • @TransSwissCat
      @TransSwissCat 4 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      @@naashoiianinigii5266 Most of bridges have been demined, but we never know, they might have forgoten some or didn't removed osme without saying it.

    • @holdencross5904
      @holdencross5904 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      @@TransSwissCat I’m sure they could mine those bridges and railways just as quickly.

    • @TransSwissCat
      @TransSwissCat 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@holdencross5904 Actually forgoten bombs where already found in major cities bridges, now a days it becomed rarer and rarer because we already went trough most of them but some old bridges could still be mined. (Telling you from my cool country called Switzerland.)

  • @S0fie2979
    @S0fie2979 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    No but when they said a misheard lyrics its "Your a big disgrace kicking your cat all over the place" got me laughing so hard.

  • @ruby-xf3of
    @ruby-xf3of 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1249

    *so i’ve just signed up for the army*

    • @johnw2026
      @johnw2026 4 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      If you live in Switzerland, that ain't saying much! 😆

    • @irenamaczuga4277
      @irenamaczuga4277 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Switzerland requires its citizens to do military service for a little bit when they turn 18

    • @tonikronpass_15
      @tonikronpass_15 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@irenamaczuga4277 thats sad haha😂

    • @unifff
      @unifff 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@tonikronpass_15 How tho?

    • @tobiaslandolt3953
      @tobiaslandolt3953 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@unifff @quicky I am in recruit school atm in Switzerland 😎 We have a militia system. Mandatory for every able bodied male citizen😉

  • @itsa-memario1297
    @itsa-memario1297 5 ปีที่แล้ว +547

    This video: exists
    *6 years later*
    TH-cam: Hey you wanna check out swiss' army singing we will rock you?

  • @karols7755
    @karols7755 5 ปีที่แล้ว +753

    When you're bored because you haven't fought for 200 years lol

    • @harryt2284
      @harryt2284 5 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      More like 350+

    • @Analprolapsdeluxe
      @Analprolapsdeluxe 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      more like 70 you twat's

    • @nikosmanganiotis3519
      @nikosmanganiotis3519 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Cedric Lysser You do not want show the possessive form of the word twat so therefore omit the apostrophe you twat.

    • @DavidLangeYU91
      @DavidLangeYU91 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@Analprolapsdeluxe The Switzerland doesn't fought in WW 1 and WW 2.

    • @AriannaArianna89
      @AriannaArianna89 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Karol Słowiak 😂😂😂 true

  • @thegrimsleeper07
    @thegrimsleeper07 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    What I like about the Swiss army is, that they sometimes just guard random places because theres nothing else to do. You´d be taking a stroll through a forrest and suddently theres a whole troop with tanks and verything guarding a windmill.

  • @jrexx2841
    @jrexx2841 4 ปีที่แล้ว +567

    When the Nazis saw this they knew the Swiss can't be invaded.

  • @CanadaMatt
    @CanadaMatt 5 ปีที่แล้ว +745

    Didn't love it, didn't hate it. I would sum up my impression of this as Neutral.

    • @subrata0911
      @subrata0911 5 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Best comment ever 🤣🤣

    • @maddybowers8285
      @maddybowers8285 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Matt Wilkins omggg 😂😂😂😂😂

    • @TheDigitalTrash
      @TheDigitalTrash 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Imma have to agree
      But still happy it's here

    • @ikramrafi6481
      @ikramrafi6481 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      lol 😂

    • @erenb.2806
      @erenb.2806 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Belgium: *ight imma head out*

  • @mayonez6248
    @mayonez6248 5 ปีที่แล้ว +692

    Me, before watching the video: Why would the Swiss want an army-
    Me after the video: Ah. Right.

    • @sibulu2878
      @sibulu2878 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Well every single man in switzerland is obliged to serve the army for atleast one year .. it's sadly not even a choice :P

    • @matiaslopez5492
      @matiaslopez5492 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@sibulu2878 why? If they are not in war like South Korea

    • @Wwgsl
      @Wwgsl 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Славянка ты русская?

    • @DimoB8
      @DimoB8 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      They were peaceful because they had a military

    • @SwissAvgeek
      @SwissAvgeek 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@matiaslopez5492 Because even though Switzerland is neutral the army can intervene if the country is invaded or things like these

  • @manta28able
    @manta28able 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Jungs SUPER Gemacht und das noch super synchron und noch in der schweizerischen Kälte im Winter, Respekt

  • @JokKesOnU
    @JokKesOnU 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1308

    6 years after...
    TH-cam: Let's recommend this to everyone in 2019.

  • @maddawg-madigan07
    @maddawg-madigan07 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1574

    Who’s here after watching “Russian Army Sings Barbie Girl”?

  • @SuperLusername
    @SuperLusername 6 ปีที่แล้ว +276

    Thats why Switzerland doesnt get invaded - because they will, they will rock you

    • @arianitdemaj2531
      @arianitdemaj2531 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      HAHAHAH

    • @Hakabas01
      @Hakabas01 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      they have lots of rocks

    • @khorneberzerker2184
      @khorneberzerker2184 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Quite literally, every bridge, tunnel, road, and railway is rigged to explode if Switzerland is ever invaded

    • @diegoleonardia5358
      @diegoleonardia5358 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @Jacob Zondag isn't their invasion plan though to basically play like insurgents till the invaders get tired and fuck off. Thanks to the amount of mountains they have? Can't remember.

    • @dragon4956
      @dragon4956 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@diegoleonardia5358 That surely was the plan while WW2, but I heard plans changed in case of a war.

  • @hofec2000
    @hofec2000 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    We did that 1988 in my Swiss Military Service. One year later, the Iron Curtain fell. Conicidence?

  • @iamgautamj
    @iamgautamj 4 ปีที่แล้ว +244

    For people to whom this video is recommended:-
    Swiss Army - We Will Rock You
    Russian Army - Barbie Girl
    American Army - Baby Shark
    This is a Cold War!!

    • @thisissosad2177
      @thisissosad2177 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      American one doe
      "RUN AWAY"
      tutututututu
      That's smth I wouldn't say in a military site

    • @happytheducky
      @happytheducky 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      they're gonna get into a legit ww3 about which army can dance/sing the best

    • @Darkreign1
      @Darkreign1 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Just need to wait for the British army to do the ketchup song

    • @A.i.r_K
      @A.i.r_K 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      I'm waiting someone to rick roll an entire army in a war

    • @Amaryll_s
      @Amaryll_s 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Russian army singed not only barbie girl, they singed Bad romance too.

  • @vienchiez3954
    @vienchiez3954 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2675

    Russians: I'm a Barbie girl.
    Americans : Baby Shark.
    Swiss: We will rock you.

    • @shibijalatheesh7652
      @shibijalatheesh7652 4 ปีที่แล้ว +104

      Also Russians: Bad romance.

    • @sorestedhebytheTumtumtree
      @sorestedhebytheTumtumtree 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      @@ginadisbrow9324 it means videos of the armies from these countries marching and singing the songs mentioned by the original commenter.

    • @Innnr
      @Innnr 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      I came after russian singing bad romance

    • @dalspartan
      @dalspartan 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Vien Chiez 😂😂😂

    • @katrinfilipicheva7836
      @katrinfilipicheva7836 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      No russian making this:
      th-cam.com/video/9pKWnKtt1QQ/w-d-xo.html

  • @F0NGOFF
    @F0NGOFF 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1925

    Russian Army : We are da best barbies
    American Army : Hold on.. WE Are the best sharks!
    Swiss Army : Hold my rocks..

    • @Eji_the_rat
      @Eji_the_rat 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      That foment is me Ina nutshell tho 😂😂

    • @F0NGOFF
      @F0NGOFF 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      How did this get so many likes omg XD

    • @shikikanamer4266
      @shikikanamer4266 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      German Army : *WHO DECIDED THAT*

    • @Los_HermanitosCruz
      @Los_HermanitosCruz 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Chess

    • @SR81K9
      @SR81K9 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      America losing to a bunch of starving 14yr olds with AK47's didn't make it into your text books at school? And that loss to a bunch of 4ft tall farmers in S.E Asia... Etc..etc

  • @ThoroughbredWriter714
    @ThoroughbredWriter714 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    FABULOUS! So cool! The Swiss have a great sense of humor: about 25 years ago, I went on one or two dates with a Sergeant from the Swiss Army. (He was very cute, but very tall [6'4"] and imposing.) We discussed the Swiss Army, of course--an organization of which I knew nothing.)
    He told me that only officers in the Swiss Army have corkscrews in their Swiss Army Knives--because enlisted soldiers aren't supposed to drink on the job. ;)
    And...in the car on our first date, driving up the Northway at about 65mph, I learned some trivia about the Swiss Army. (Handy for rounds of Trivial Pursuit, which we'd played with friends before that first date: losing a question meant taking a shot of Grappa or Kirschwasser.) ;)
    He turned to me, looking very serious, and said, "I could kill you with my bare hands, if I wanted to." I looked out my window, then back, speaking slowly: "I'm from Troy. My hunting knife is in my right hand. I can gut you like a deer before your hands GET to my neck, Pal."
    He laughed, I laughed, the date went fine. (Neil Young was AWEsome.) ;)

  • @brickbattle1462
    @brickbattle1462 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3031

    When your army hasn't been involved in a conflict for over 200 years they begin to spend their time in other ways....

    • @krypto3794
      @krypto3794 6 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Brick Battle lol

    • @nebucadneza1914
      @nebucadneza1914 6 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Maybe in 1940 s we were not in a conflict because we have an army and strategic control for europes trading routes for north south trading. Basicly like in amsterdam is the west east connection for the internet.

    • @stephena1196
      @stephena1196 6 ปีที่แล้ว +97

      One of the main reasons for having an army is to dissuade other countries from fucking with you and if they've done that successfully for 200 years then they're entitled to sing and dance about it.

    • @bigboy9693
      @bigboy9693 6 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      They have never dissuade any country, just like Nazi Germany they cooperated, allowing the trains carrying the Jews to go through Switzerland and being the Nazi bankers, processing the gold teeth into coin,s that still contained the mercury for the murdered hews up until the 80's.

    • @gunner678
      @gunner678 6 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      @@nebucadneza1914 anyone stupid enough to try to take on Switzerland by invasion, needs to look at a map, the military budget, and her history! its an extremely hard nut to crack, probably impossible by conventional means and then of course, there is the economic crisis that would ensue! Switzerland is nuetral for a very good reason, certainly not through weakness!

  • @stormtrumper7634
    @stormtrumper7634 5 ปีที่แล้ว +44

    “Do whatever you want with my music as long as you make it good.”
    -Freddie Mercury

  • @zwounk7712
    @zwounk7712 5 ปีที่แล้ว +653

    *Me and my friend on the winter trench line*
    *Friend* : “Um the hell is that”
    *Me* : _Pulls out binoculars_
    *Me* : _Runs away in terror_

  • @amypagekaviani5661
    @amypagekaviani5661 3 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    How could anyone give this wonderful performance thumbs down?

  • @al3xgod
    @al3xgod 5 ปีที่แล้ว +774

    2013: No
    2014: No
    2015: No
    2016: No
    2017: No
    2018: No
    2019: No
    2020: YES

    • @adrianbutitsjustapseudonym8681
      @adrianbutitsjustapseudonym8681 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Neineineineineineineineineineineineineineineineineinein.
      "Nein" is the word😂

    • @Demo-0812
      @Demo-0812 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Honestly I searched this video
      TH-cam didn't reccomend it for me

    • @Nurichiri
      @Nurichiri 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      This is the video we need right now. YT knew this.

    • @catkittycatkity6482
      @catkittycatkity6482 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Papucii same

    • @hellercord5584
      @hellercord5584 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Lame

  • @teslagirl1
    @teslagirl1 5 ปีที่แล้ว +207

    The Swiss Army trains hard and its soldiers are actually quite skilled and tough. A neutral country knows that they still might be forced to defend themselves against an aggressor and that their military is sometimes needed in the event of a natural disaster or other national emergency.

    • @genroynoisis6980
      @genroynoisis6980 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      found the swiss

    • @riggedtroxaa8675
      @riggedtroxaa8675 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      nope .. ''some'' might train hard and ''some'' might be skilled but that might be 10 % XD
      since the swiss army is a must... all the guys who dont like it or just the ones that are fucking stupid go there as well.. the rest is true .. but you know i was sergeant myself and most people say they rather fly to another country or just wont help in case of an emergency .. because they never wanted to go to the army but they had to..
      it was a really hard time teaching a group of stubborn people who rather stay at home playing fortnite or something
      yes i know my english is bad

    • @pbuzzi
      @pbuzzi 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@riggedtroxaa8675 realtalk aber immer no besser als zivildienst und panzerfahre seg chillig hani ghört

    • @teslagirl1
      @teslagirl1 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@AABB-nm3dp Neutral nations who desire to STAY neutral--ESPECIALLY those who have wealth, resources, location desirable to other nations, cannot afford to be weak. They cannot count on the protection of allies. Although every nation has its less than stellar representatives, one should never judge another nation to be weak unless one knows EVERYTHING about that nation and it's military and has direct experience of it.

    • @teslagirl1
      @teslagirl1 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@AABB-nm3dp ok. Then yours is an informed opinion. Had you been a snarky teen in California, it wouldn't have been.

  • @UwU-xk5cx
    @UwU-xk5cx 5 ปีที่แล้ว +478

    Now I know why germany didnt invade them during ww2, who could fight soldiers which such sick moves?

    • @DavidLangeYU91
      @DavidLangeYU91 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Because they bribed the border guards with Toblerone.

    • @herbertschroeder3739
      @herbertschroeder3739 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Hitler was scared the Swiss Army would rock the reicht.

    • @ноуноу-и3ф
      @ноуноу-и3ф 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Не пригласили их, чтобы было куда съ*бать

  • @GlaziolaNacht
    @GlaziolaNacht 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Ok, I needed this, it’s so wholesome! Thank you for uploading this! I feel all warm and fuzzy inside now! ❤️

  • @happygnomev2576
    @happygnomev2576 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1126

    I would like to see American, Russian and Swiss troops all singing like a choir-that would be the definition of world peace

    • @alwaysbored47
      @alwaysbored47 4 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      That is the coolest idea ever.

    • @aussienation4979
      @aussienation4979 4 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      In this world that will never happen unfortunately.

    • @DemonWolfGaming.
      @DemonWolfGaming. 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@aussienation4979 why not it's not like they dont get along russia is an ally of the US

    • @jazzoYT
      @jazzoYT 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@DemonWolfGaming. maybe the fact that covid-19 is a thing and a bunch of sweating, heavy breathing men close together is a recipe for disaster

    • @explodingdragonmaster757
      @explodingdragonmaster757 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      That would be amazing tho I calculated a 0.0962 percent chance of that happening

  • @WhoisFaieq
    @WhoisFaieq 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1746

    Nobody's gonna appreciate that they were standing in the freezing cold.

    • @AFAGamingYT
      @AFAGamingYT 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Fxieq_26 I appreciate them. Lol

    • @magicalmady1230
      @magicalmady1230 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      DONT INFECT MEEEEE

    • @WhoisFaieq
      @WhoisFaieq 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@magicalmady1230 I will

    • @maike0597
      @maike0597 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @Yeshua is Lord. you think women can not stay in the freezing cold?

    • @maike0597
      @maike0597 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @Yeshua is Lord. sorry english is not my first language. But youre words contradict quite a lot. Thanks for assuming what I am but at the same time telling me I shouldnt assume about people😂 makes total sense to me

  • @SirLipe
    @SirLipe 4 ปีที่แล้ว +281

    Respect the Swiss army, they've fought too many wars.

    • @Elchan555
      @Elchan555 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      -_-

    • @astraythestars
      @astraythestars 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      *ironic*

    • @tobiaslandolt3953
      @tobiaslandolt3953 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      In medieval times before weapons were invented swiss soldiers the most sought after. Every army would always buy swiss mercenaries before going to war, which resulted in swiss people actually fighting eachother, which they didn't mind because the pay was veeery high (Vage Gap):) Also that's why the pope's army consists of swiss soldiers. Liebi Grüess a mini Mitgenosse dihei 🥰

  • @chacha59
    @chacha59 2 ปีที่แล้ว +40

    LOVE, RESPECT & THANK OUR MILITARY! This is a awesome video !

  • @uma5467
    @uma5467 4 ปีที่แล้ว +875

    In an alternate universe: switzerland getting tired of being neutral and conquering the entire world.

    • @geraldettmayr8435
      @geraldettmayr8435 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Means they seize all the money from their banks....

    • @syxxx1
      @syxxx1 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Winston Craig my man we didn't lost against farmer with ww2 weapons like you

  • @treepteepandey1571
    @treepteepandey1571 4 ปีที่แล้ว +301

    Welcome to today's episode of *"where the quarantine had brought me this time"*

    • @jean-lucpicard581
      @jean-lucpicard581 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      so true lmao

    • @vaughanlancellas495
      @vaughanlancellas495 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      brilliant

    • @toxxc.5449
      @toxxc.5449 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I've seen this comment everywhere in the internet

    • @judgment5090
      @judgment5090 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Toxic Coco, is it not true?

    • @jvvpiter_
      @jvvpiter_ 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      This deserves more likes

  • @darkezt1
    @darkezt1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +208

    as a former US Marine, we do love some drill but definitely wish it was taught by the Swiss

    • @louisegogel7973
      @louisegogel7973 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      darkezt1 ❤️🇨🇭🇨🇭🇨🇭🇨🇭🇨🇭
      The Swiss have a strong reputation for discipline and precision.

    • @claysnyder1257
      @claysnyder1257 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      hey captain hey captain I'm fed up with these I think their children I hope their children yeah I did my duty Vietnam medic hard to believe this little s*** heads don't know their ass from a hole in the ground everything is like Pretenders Dunkin mishmash bulshit

    • @S4lym0n
      @S4lym0n 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@claysnyder1257 was it fun for u guys to hunt down farmers? For sure a big fucking service.

    • @S4lym0n
      @S4lym0n 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Apple Smart Fridge yeeah bro I know right? It's way more fun in school if u shoot each other! Imagine if a terrorist would do this. Would be lame af! #supportschoolshootingz

    • @S4lym0n
      @S4lym0n 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Apple Smart Fridge what?

  • @arcthearc2352
    @arcthearc2352 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    So cute ,nicely done. Very nice .thank u for sharing, God bless u all
    😀🙂🤗😷🙏🙏

  • @xarsim4464
    @xarsim4464 5 ปีที่แล้ว +120

    Impressive that the whole army showed up

    • @enedrox3923
      @enedrox3923 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      mad funny, comedy gold

    • @navarajpanday68
      @navarajpanday68 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Whole country you mean?

    • @aurboda
      @aurboda 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@navarajpanday68 yep, as long as you're able to

    • @syxxx1
      @syxxx1 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Gappy look at the past.

  • @cloroxbleach7554
    @cloroxbleach7554 5 ปีที่แล้ว +866

    They probably allotted more time dancing than actual military training in the past 400 years.

    • @inonymous2515
      @inonymous2515 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Yeah because those people dancing in the video lived for about 400 years.

    • @cloroxbleach7554
      @cloroxbleach7554 5 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      @@inonymous2515 You've got some superb sentence comprehension skills my guy.

    • @epicfire6870
      @epicfire6870 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Eould be cool but here in Switzerland EVERY man has to serve the military

    • @mikedaily4111
      @mikedaily4111 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@epicfire6870 I WONDER HOW MANY TAKES IT TOOK TO DO THIS!

    • @suryakiran3085
      @suryakiran3085 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@epicfire6870 its actually really good . Add discipline to your life .. every country should follow . Just my opinion .

  • @dnieto1466
    @dnieto1466 4 ปีที่แล้ว +393

    Barbie girl soldiers: finally a worthy opponent our battle will be legendary.

  • @rastotoh2542
    @rastotoh2542 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    😂😂😂😂😂am imagining walking on a snowy day singing "we will rock you " anyway it's the military after all 😂😂😂

    • @AlmaWells
      @AlmaWells 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      imagine... people globally chanting to Buyden Briben :
      We will... we will... BUCK YOU BUYDEN BRIBEN...
      We will... we will... BUCK BUYDEN BRIBEN...
      We will... we will... BUCK BUYDEN... because Buyden Briben & son " SOLD " America, to the enemies of America !!!!!!

  • @pizzasteve5825
    @pizzasteve5825 5 ปีที่แล้ว +279

    Watch out America here comes a platoon of dancing Swiss soldiers.

    • @23.10-k1v
      @23.10-k1v 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      if you head a brain you would notice they’re marching and saying we will rock you , it means hitting you like a hard rock

    • @t3ddyb34r5
      @t3ddyb34r5 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      America's got sharks!

    • @abcdefg2591
      @abcdefg2591 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      fuck

    • @archie592
      @archie592 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Lol that was the whole Swiss army

    • @playlistsforeverypurpose
      @playlistsforeverypurpose 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      This reminds me of the dance off scene in Spartan Movie

  • @reefjoubarani8535
    @reefjoubarani8535 5 ปีที่แล้ว +319

    Some other country: declares war on Switzerland
    Swiss Army: *dances*

    • @bloupy-s-n-a-c
      @bloupy-s-n-a-c 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      OH GOD THEY ARE TOO STRONG! WE SURRENDER!

  • @albertbinan9370
    @albertbinan9370 5 ปีที่แล้ว +644

    Who got this as a reccomended video on this december of 2019?

    • @asystem7537
      @asystem7537 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I really don't know why 😂

    • @hyperzero6156
      @hyperzero6156 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Sup

    • @brynn_luv_gaza39
      @brynn_luv_gaza39 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Clearly I'm watching far to many dance videos.

    • @srouiller
      @srouiller 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      same but i’m swiss 💜

    • @aoibhemk7483
      @aoibhemk7483 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      😄

  • @flyfelix333
    @flyfelix333 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    "Do with my music what you want - but never make it boring!" - Freddie Mercury

  • @loveahusky
    @loveahusky 5 ปีที่แล้ว +119

    Just like Swiss Army knives, full of little surprises!

  • @grandmasteryoda3430
    @grandmasteryoda3430 4 ปีที่แล้ว +897

    Armies in battle;
    American Army: Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy!
    Russian Army: I’m a Barbie Girl!
    Swiss Army: We will Rock you!
    Every other country: *Runs in terror*

    • @starlightfox54
      @starlightfox54 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Yess Run before we come to rock you OwO

    • @esajpsasipes2822
      @esajpsasipes2822 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Czech army: th-cam.com/video/FuOhQZP821o/w-d-xo.html

    • @reddeadfan-jz7sx
      @reddeadfan-jz7sx 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Grand Master Yoda Swiss army has an epic song so its kinda intimidating

    • @tatomba3213
      @tatomba3213 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      So be carefulll🤣🤣

    • @grandmasteryoda3430
      @grandmasteryoda3430 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Artur 06 British Army: m.th-cam.com/video/dQw4w9WgXcQ/w-d-xo.html

  • @mariekedekruijff9483
    @mariekedekruijff9483 4 ปีที่แล้ว +237

    Europe: "Why do you have an army if you're so neutral?"
    Swiss:

    • @samhaina
      @samhaina 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Profit wherever possible.✌️

    • @fruitytinglesblahhh6963
      @fruitytinglesblahhh6963 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Don't they protect the pope?

    • @plaguemaster308
      @plaguemaster308 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Well Europe has a border with Russia and others soooo

    • @plaguemaster308
      @plaguemaster308 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      NATO exists

    • @debashismohanta5444
      @debashismohanta5444 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Why not? Being neutral dosen't mean they can't have an army. Where as safety concerns there is compulsory.

  • @h.s.levine2932
    @h.s.levine2932 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    And they did this without even using those little knives with all the gadgets in them that they’re so famous for!

  • @Novem-xt7dc
    @Novem-xt7dc 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1535

    I'm here after having watched Russian soldiers singing "Bad Romance".

  • @different2638
    @different2638 4 ปีที่แล้ว +490

    When the Russians have singing to “I’m a barbie girl” so the Swiss have “we will rock you” US better step up their game

    • @kiwi-nu8qo
      @kiwi-nu8qo 4 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      They sang baby shark

    • @different2638
      @different2638 4 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      nikitea cool I wonder if all the country’s could just do a sing off instead of war 🤷‍♀️

    • @NoName-rb3vp
      @NoName-rb3vp 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      they sang call me maybe lol

    • @lionlionheart2181
      @lionlionheart2181 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yes

    • @figtreezzz
      @figtreezzz 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      BABY SHARK DODODO

  • @Bonkify69
    @Bonkify69 4 ปีที่แล้ว +82

    Countries fighting WW2
    Meanwhile Switzerland :

  • @sassysanders3997
    @sassysanders3997 ปีที่แล้ว

    Thanks. I enjoyed this from USA. We pray for all the military in every country every day. God bless you. 🙂

  • @bignibba3568
    @bignibba3568 5 ปีที่แล้ว +74

    The World: Hey Switzerland what have you been working on all this time?
    Switzerland:

    • @Riixtard
      @Riixtard 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      this is underrated

  • @p.f.886
    @p.f.886 5 ปีที่แล้ว +43

    Thank you for maintaining peace by not making wars, God bless Switzerland, from Italy 🇮🇹 :)

    • @lt.m1211
      @lt.m1211 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      p. f. Grazie per la tua gentilezza dalla 🇨🇭

  • @godspeedgames7441
    @godspeedgames7441 4 ปีที่แล้ว +384

    I mean- shi-- They nailed it. Like- NAILED IT.

  • @Myrddnn
    @Myrddnn 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    I totally needed to see this. Thank you for sharing.

  • @LindysEpiphany
    @LindysEpiphany 4 ปีที่แล้ว +152

    This is how all wars should be fought! A song and a dance instead of death and destruction!

    • @missinspired581
      @missinspired581 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      The world would be a better place if we could just sing instead of trying to resolve conflict with violence. I support song battle.

    • @dnfko
      @dnfko 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @christy a that would make some interesting alternatives for battlefield and call of duty

    • @missinspired581
      @missinspired581 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      dnfko this sounds like a sweet game. I totally would play. Lol.

    • @bagelbob3979
      @bagelbob3979 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      exacty or war should be a big chess match or maybe military should all be national guard type just helping people

    • @Icysnowman256
      @Icysnowman256 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      dnfko *Dance Dance Revolution replaces COD*

  • @AnnettiA99
    @AnnettiA99 5 ปีที่แล้ว +71

    Imagine just defending an outpost and just see soldiers coming at you like this

    • @PwnCrackers
      @PwnCrackers 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      more terrifying than nuking the hell out of them XD

    • @foxtrot4352
      @foxtrot4352 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      “OPEN UP THE .50 CALS JODY!”

  • @gmftr02
    @gmftr02 4 ปีที่แล้ว +134

    WW2: exists
    Meanwhile in Switzerland:

  • @SteelTreeGone
    @SteelTreeGone 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Great show I haven’t seen in a long long time since I was 18 years old now I’m 73 yrs old, but I’m still interested in everything and doing lots 👍🥰

  • @haikalmunawar1720
    @haikalmunawar1720 4 ปีที่แล้ว +127

    Russian army : I'm a barbie girl
    American army : baby shark
    Swiss army : we will rock you
    Now this.... This is the perfect trilogy

    • @joel62361
      @joel62361 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Lmao ikr

    • @grooglyboogly
      @grooglyboogly 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      I just watched this trilogy also

  • @My_AviationChannel
    @My_AviationChannel 5 ปีที่แล้ว +553

    All other countries and world leaders:
    🏳️ “WE SURRENDER”

    • @aswaltan8962
      @aswaltan8962 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Ha ha 🥱

    • @TurtleBacon
      @TurtleBacon 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Lol

    • @jerry3790
      @jerry3790 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Just france

    • @mmasque2052
      @mmasque2052 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Laugh all you want; there’s a reason Switzerland is Neutral. Back in the day, their army was so disciplined, so feared, that the rest of Europe banded together and told the Swiss, “Okay, here’s the deal, we’ll let you defend your country, but you can’t actively attack outside of your borders. Oh, we’ll let you protect Vatican City, too; Michelangelo has these really spiff uniforms for your guards there. That good with you? It better be, because, yeah, you can beat any one or two of us, but you can’t beat all of us. And you might be able to keep Italy and France from murdering each other. Have fun!” An entire army, trained to at least Force Recon level, with bases hidden INSIDE of mountains. And those Vatican City Guards? Those goofy uniforms hide physiques SEaLs would sell their mothers for.

  • @jero6853
    @jero6853 4 ปีที่แล้ว +579

    So this is what they were doing back in both world wars

  • @erniholt9357
    @erniholt9357 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Loved this upload....but my husband is now disappointed that the Navy cadence was never so cool. I reminded him that Queen wasn't formed in 1968, and Roy Orbisons' music just wasn't cadence material.
    Thanks for sharing some cool stuff from the chill Swiss.😊✌️✨

  • @ellicechen
    @ellicechen 4 ปีที่แล้ว +65

    TH-cam: recommends this to me almost 8 years later...

  • @ryanjagpal9457
    @ryanjagpal9457 4 ปีที่แล้ว +396

    Germans: Die Hölle
    French: Agréable
    Russian: что за херня

    • @MrIgnis-xh5ev
      @MrIgnis-xh5ev 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      What the f*ck)))

    • @tomcruise5150
      @tomcruise5150 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      God: people in hell

    • @Alexa-nx9mc
      @Alexa-nx9mc 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Ukraine: хлопці, це ж Queen, телепні.

    • @ryanjagpal9457
      @ryanjagpal9457 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Alexa-nx9mc Can you translate that?
      Also is that what the queen speaks?

    • @Alexa-nx9mc
      @Alexa-nx9mc 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@ryanjagpal9457 guys, this is the "Queen", well, you stupid

  • @Tomhohenadel
    @Tomhohenadel 6 ปีที่แล้ว +452

    Who says the Swiss don’t have a sense of humour

    • @silenal2885
      @silenal2885 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      I live in switzerland and they really have a sense uf humour. Okay some of them don't but there will always be some.

    • @Walker_Avuze
      @Walker_Avuze 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @Gregory Smith I guess them being wary of strangers is the reason they haven't been at war for a very long time

    • @Linkario86
      @Linkario86 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @Gregory Smith The Swiss don't build relationships easily. They go for quality over quantity even in friends. Doesn't mean you're not a good quality friend! But making friends in Switzerland is indeed not easy.
      As a Swiss myself I was very surprised when I traveled to Israel. They were so curious and invited me even for shabbat dinner without knowing them really. That was lovely but at start I felt a bit overrunned.

    • @oof5020
      @oof5020 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @Gregory Smith We Swiss are very held back when it comes to social interactions. Probably part of our mindset that has formed throughout history of being surrounded by war and Bein part of wars basically always being on our own. But as I heard from another stranger, "it's hard to be friends with a Swiss, but if they've let you into their heart, they are very loyal." so yeah...

    • @Linkario86
      @Linkario86 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Gregory Smith I don't think they would've been so open and inviting if it was a sin to invite one to a Shabbat dinner. What I wanted to say with that is, that a Swiss person might be surprised of so much welcoming, and it can scare some even. We don't trust easy.
      Regarding the comparison to America, it's not like that either. Common activities hardly make a friend. Mostly the Swiss make friends in Highschool and those are the friends you have. It's a small country, so it's easy to reach them where ever they move. You can have a really good relationship with someone at work, but never meet in private. I met new Swiss friends while gaming. It was just all right from beginning, and we had a great time. The Chemistry was right from scratch as you put it. But I meet other Swiss guys too online and it just doesn't work out. The thing is, I believe that we don't really look for connection, but when it happens it happens. It's not predictable, there's no pattern or special behavior. I guess that is what makes it hard. You don't make friends you happen to become friends.

  • @glendahoward8259
    @glendahoward8259 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Freddie's music will never be forgotten.❤