Oldest siblings being trailblazers: I recently found out my oldest sister taught my parents to say, "get to a stopping point" 10 or 15 minutes before we had to stop playing a video game so we could save. I loved that they did that when I was growing up, but I never knew it was my sister who got them to do it.
My parents couldn’t give a shit when my older brother said that 😭. He trailblazed me and my other brother being quiet by getting his ass kicked cause he always ran his mouth LMAOO
For the adopted thing, if your siblings try it on you, just respond: “that means that mom and dad love me the best because they actually went out of their way to personally choose me. You guys were just forced on them.” Turning the tables on them forces them to question reality for a bit, and they’ll drop that story real quick.😂😂😂
@@ChocoDee_Hz Why would they take on at least 18 years of the financial, physical, and emotional responsibilities of raising a non-biological child just so they could say they are not evil. They could just volunteer at a shelter or donate to a charity for that. No, it's more likely that they actually wanted me, regardless of the extra effort, and that is something magical that no one can take away. That's what I would say anyway.😀
both my elder sisters teased me, said i was found near the river beside our old house. i remember cried so hard my mom happened to enter the house and see me cried while they tried to shush me. my sisters got scolded so bad, they never brought it up again 😂
That’s hilarious 😂. My sister tried to do that with me but we have the same face. So she said I was an accident and when I asked my mom, she was like “well, kind of yeah.” 🙃.
@@carolinamurtha3102similar! From that point on, my brother would say, ... They didn't really want you ... Instead of saying I'm adopted. Now we are all retired and he still says it, then we all laugh.
My cousins (13F and 9F) did the adopted thing to their little brother (~4M). They said there used to be another little brother but he was bad so he was sent to A Bad Place Very Far Away. So whenever little brother was bothering them, they'd say "stop it or we'll send you away." It worked for a couple weeks until their parents figured it out and everyone was punished.
Me and my 2nd Sista told our 3rd Sista that our annoying bratty lil Sis b4 her got burried in the back alley and there was a sunken in part of the ground there that looked like a small casket shaped area... needless to say we got so grounded!
Same with me! I'm the baby of six, and I give respect to all but one of them. There is a HUGE gap between the oldest four and the youngest two. The oldest ones were more like Aunts & an Uncle than siblings. The one close to my age was a butthead. 🤣😅
Pretty much the same story when I hugged my brother 5 years older than me the first time meeting him. My parents took me out for ice cream, sitting me down and telling me how I had a brother from a different mom, to me it was very exciting as a 7 yr old so when I finally got to see him, I ran to him excited, giving him a hug where I was then pushed away and yelled at. My brother was upset, told everyone I wasn’t his sister and sadly hated me for a few years.
@lilypoprose5528 sorry you had to go through that, it's really messed up to not warn your already established kid that a sibling is coming cause not only can this happen, even if they wanted a sibling, you knee cap their ability to bond already as it is, let alone if they didn't want siblings
What Bill Burr described was pretty much my childhood (though there were only two of us). The dog was like an extra sibling who could do very little wrong. 😂
When I was 9, I told my little brother and my annoying little cousin that they were adopted. My brother laughed and showed no care bc he was a totally chill kid. My cousin ran snivelling to his parents...turns out he was adopted. Drama ensued. I was punished and didnt know what the hell was going on.
My siblings told me that I was adopted and I would always cry. One day when they told me that I was adopted, I told them that I couldn’t have been because I looked exactly like my big brother. To which they said “So Mommy didn’t tell you that he was adopted too.” Waterworks for days even though my mom and dad told me that I wasn’t adopted. 😂😂😂😂😂😂
Same😂 though my coloring is so different from my parents and brother it was more believable (was strawberry blonde with green eyes when the three of them have dark eyes and nearly black hair) AND he said my real mom was old like too old to have children but had me somehow and that all the cricks and noises in the house were her in her rocking chair in the attic. I’m still kinda scared of attics 😂
I was youngest of four. I think each one of them had their own version of how I wasn’t really their sister. Also, when that fell through, that I was an accident. My mom assured me that so were they. 😂😂
I was born on Easter. My older bro told me the Easter Bunny brought me to the house and I was hatched from an egg and I wasn't really a part of the family.
Rice Krispies: In my house, this moment would not be when my sister got involved in my side. It's when she'd get involved to remind mom she didn't do whatever wrong thing I did.
I have always loved *Mo Gilligan and Ali Wong!!!* Almost everyone is funny, but Mo and Ali are the two that no matter what they say, I'm in the floor laughing. 🤣😅😆😂😅
@@moodyavocado5613most comedians make up/ bend/ exaggerate the truth. It’s a comedy show not a Ted talk. You think Kevin Hart really had that serious of a raccoon encounter? 😅😊
My middle sister and I told my youngest sister she was adopted because she got on our nerves so bad and that took her down a peg or 2 😅😅😅we threatened to send her back to her real family
I told my younger stepsister that the Easter Bunny had been in the house looking for her, all 7 feet and sharp teeth of him. She ran away, and of course was found; I was grounded from everything electronic for a week (computer, microwave, fridge, couldn’t turn on lights, etc.)
Why am I laughing-oh, right, because I’m the oldest. Had my sister convinced I’d carry her up to the water towers, dead of night, while she was still asleep, and toss her off if she ever snitched on me for anything. She told me, years later, she’d had to get therapy as a young adult over that one. My response: My job is done.
My high-school was in an old funeral home and I kept seeing the little tiny elevators in the walls. One day I decided to tell the younger kids that if they fell asleep in class that the zombies from the basement would come up and eat their brains. Lol I am a nice adult now but that was art!
The John Mullaney story we did to our younger sister. We told her nobody wanted her so we took her home from the “home”. Whenever she misbehaved we threatened her she could be sent back.
I used to tell my little sister that we were walking home and heard a baby crying, so we looked in the dumpster, found her laying in trash and decided we’d take her home. She used to cry so much, but we laugh on it now lmao
Same with my sister. She was in there with her real mum who had no arms or legs which is why they were stuck in there to begin with. We told her that we took her home and left her mum in there and she's probably wondering where you are right now. Not like she can get to us anyway. She was so worried about her real mum 😂
My brother and I were expected to always finish our food. When we were five and six, I dumped Tabasco in my brother's soup when his back was turned. He tried to eat it and said he couldn't. He got in so much trouble...
I used to tell my brother all the time that he was adopted and he used to cry. When he grew out of that I started telling him that he ate his twin in the womb and that's why he had asthma... It was the twin haunting him. Kids are so cruel 😂😂😂 my bro used to be scared of the vacuum cleaner so when I used to vacuum and he would be on the couch, I would put the vacuum in the couch and he used to RUN... DAMN I really terrorized my little brother. But u know when ur 11 years older what else was I to do in high school 😂😂😂
😂 I used to finish my pizza and my sister would leave a slice knowing that I wanted it. Before enough time had passed where I could legitimately take her leftovers she would pick it up look at me and lick it all over, top to bottom then put it back on the plate. "Mum... I. Finished " Drove me crazy. I fell for it every time.😂 Love her.
As an older sister, Kevin hart was on point. We dealt with our parent's trauma now somebody gotta whoop the little one's ass now that they've gone soft
My dad told his youngest brother that they were gonna leave him on the top shelf in the grocery store with all of the unwanted children, which got him to start crying, lol
As an adopted kid in the 1970s, first day of kindergarten a playmate told the entire school I was adopted. My mom was furious and banned me from playing with her. I'm like, that's a punishment to me, too. Plus, if I'm so special and all, why is it sucha secret?😂
My sister told me that I was adopted and that they found me in a trash can. She said the only reason they kept me was because she wanted me and one day my real parents would come back for me 😂
I love that this video starts with Kevin Hart talking about older sisters fucking with their younger brothers and then cuts to Chelsea Handler immediately proving it. 😂😂😂
BEING THE MIDDLE CHILD IS THE BEST. ILL WATCH TV W THIS ONE. KEEP MY EYE ON THIS ONE. LEARN FROM THIS ONE N TOTALLY TEASE THIS ONE. DEFINETLY A LEARNING EXPERIENCE. IM TELLING MAMA😂❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤
We must have the same sisters...4 year old me hitting and kicking my mom because she was an imposter and my REAL mom had been shot and murdered. What kinda after school specials were we all watching
my sister followed me around wearing a ghostface costume and holding a butcher knife, my other sister held me down and drew loser on my forehead with permanent ink, my brother and i regularly call each other names and punch each other in the arm, and my other other sister threw me onto the basement floor. i got them back for all of it lol
My oldest cousin convinced his younger brother one morning that he had been in a coma for 6 months, and had gone colorblind. He had pulled all the sleeves off of the crayons and switched them around, and waited by his brother's bedin the morning so when Gary woke up he said "oh, wow! You're finally awake!" At first he didn't believe him, but after a bit he was running down the stairs yelling "Mom, is it really Christmas!?" Lol. They were so toxic.
When I was younger I broke a glass water pitcher and convinced everyone (my aunt who was babysitting, our parents) that my brother did it. We’re in our mid 20s and he’s still mad about it
My brother and I never tried to lie that the other one was adopted. Probably because we grew up knowing our own mom was adopted so it wasn’t stigmatized to us
My parents told me and my lil bro & sis multiple things. We were aliens that got left behind, they found us in a trashcan, they adopted us. Lmaoo our favorite was they found us at the zoo 😂 they called us lil gators lmaoo
The bill burr bit about the dog is so true. I got bit by my dog. Same he was eating and I wanted to drop food for him in his bowl so I approached my hand with a big bone in it. Dude bit me like crazy first time of my life seeing blood and it was my own blood. Everywhere. My dad beat the shit out of the dog. But we never got rid of it. 😅 Still have the marks of this bite all over my hand 20+ years later.
I told my brother he was found on top of the garbage-which of course, made him cry…once crying my mom intervenes gives him hugs n love which he tries to say proves me wrong, but we have an older sister who clears it all up by saying the extra love actually proves our point- your story is so sad you need the extra love n we were okay with that because we were actually children and didn’t get any extra love 😂😂😂we were so cerebral but the logic hit home n stuck…up to age 34 😅
Oldest siblings being trailblazers: I recently found out my oldest sister taught my parents to say, "get to a stopping point" 10 or 15 minutes before we had to stop playing a video game so we could save. I loved that they did that when I was growing up, but I never knew it was my sister who got them to do it.
This is awesome!
Agreed
😮😮😮 pool lmll@😢😂
Oldest sisters rock!! So nurturing.
My parents couldn’t give a shit when my older brother said that 😭. He trailblazed me and my other brother being quiet by getting his ass kicked cause he always ran his mouth LMAOO
That “ooohhh” from the crowd when bro mom said “where’s my change?” I love my people man 😂😂
That was my favorite bit 🤣🤣
I felt the fear of God when his mom asked for the change...
@@CoentjemonsI know that feeling way too well,way too well.
Your people?
I had a feeling judging from this comment alone on what to expect🤣🤣🤣
For the adopted thing, if your siblings try it on you, just respond: “that means that mom and dad love me the best because they actually went out of their way to personally choose me. You guys were just forced on them.” Turning the tables on them forces them to question reality for a bit, and they’ll drop that story real quick.😂😂😂
Where were you when I was being bullied for that 😂
Or your parents just really didn’t like you and the ones that got ya just didn’t wanna be evil.
It's funny and all, but biological children are usually planned though, and adopted children are the often the last hope.
@@ChocoDee_Hz Why would they take on at least 18 years of the financial, physical, and emotional responsibilities of raising a non-biological child just so they could say they are not evil. They could just volunteer at a shelter or donate to a charity for that. No, it's more likely that they actually wanted me, regardless of the extra effort, and that is something magical that no one can take away. That's what I would say anyway.😀
both my elder sisters teased me, said i was found near the river beside our old house. i remember cried so hard my mom happened to enter the house and see me cried while they tried to shush me. my sisters got scolded so bad, they never brought it up again 😂
My brother once got pissed at me and told me i was adopted. I was like "you dumb ass, so are you!". Just to be clear we are both adopted.
That’s hilarious 😂. My sister tried to do that with me but we have the same face. So she said I was an accident and when I asked my mom, she was like “well, kind of yeah.” 🙃.
@@carolinamurtha3102similar! From that point on, my brother would say, ... They didn't really want you ... Instead of saying I'm adopted. Now we are all retired and he still says it, then we all laugh.
My brothers and I joke about it hopefully 😂😂😂 like bro that's your mama. Nah that's YOUR mama 😂
Damn😂😂I had older cousins that acted like they were older siblings 🤣THEY WERE NEVER AROUND!😂😭to be doing the bullying they did
My cousins (13F and 9F) did the adopted thing to their little brother (~4M). They said there used to be another little brother but he was bad so he was sent to A Bad Place Very Far Away. So whenever little brother was bothering them, they'd say "stop it or we'll send you away." It worked for a couple weeks until their parents figured it out and everyone was punished.
😂😂
Me and my 2nd Sista told our 3rd Sista that our annoying bratty lil Sis b4 her got burried in the back alley and there was a sunken in part of the ground there that looked like a small casket shaped area... needless to say we got so grounded!
I'm 53, I'm STILL super respectful of my eldest sister.
She will beat my ass!
Same with me! I'm the baby of six, and I give respect to all but one of them. There is a HUGE gap between the oldest four and the youngest two. The oldest ones were more like Aunts & an Uncle than siblings. The one close to my age was a butthead. 🤣😅
Lmao this comment is amazing 😂😂😂😂
For the Hasan bit, I can understand his frustration cause that's actually messed up to not warn your kid a sibling is coming lol
a grown one to top it off.
I love EVERYthing Hasan does. He’s sooo …. Honest.
Pretty much the same story when I hugged my brother 5 years older than me the first time meeting him. My parents took me out for ice cream, sitting me down and telling me how I had a brother from a different mom, to me it was very exciting as a 7 yr old so when I finally got to see him, I ran to him excited, giving him a hug where I was then pushed away and yelled at. My brother was upset, told everyone I wasn’t his sister and sadly hated me for a few years.
@lilypoprose5528 sorry you had to go through that, it's really messed up to not warn your already established kid that a sibling is coming cause not only can this happen, even if they wanted a sibling, you knee cap their ability to bond already as it is, let alone if they didn't want siblings
Older siblings hate their siblings. They were the star that got replaced by a newer. I am not wrong..
What Bill Burr described was pretty much my childhood (though there were only two of us). The dog was like an extra sibling who could do very little wrong. 😂
(I'm a boy) When I was around 9-10 years old, my old sisters convinced me I was going to get my first period soon 😳
I'm 38 now and I'm still waiting 🧐
😂😂😂
😂😂😂
I think it starts at 40
You poor “late bloomer.” 🤣🤣🤣
🤣😭 I'm Dead 🤣😂
😂😂😂
I've never seen Seth Meyers do standup. He's really funny. Good stories.
Lobby baby is fantastic!
@@barbikoss4248
I concur! I’ve seen it several times, though I now take the jump.
Seth Meyers standard regurgitated comedy stolen from others who did it better years ago.
@@rogerc23
Who hurt you?
@@maryrosekent8223 moronic imbeciles and braindead sheeple like you hurt me. Why?
When I was 9, I told my little brother and my annoying little cousin that they were adopted. My brother laughed and showed no care bc he was a totally chill kid. My cousin ran snivelling to his parents...turns out he was adopted. Drama ensued. I was punished and didnt know what the hell was going on.
😂😂😂
woah!! I need pt 2 of this story.
🤣🤣 Oh, 💩 🤣🤣🤣
I had this happen to me and my cousin, everything be was mad at me and I was just joking around
Mo Gilligan was on point for me. I'm black and my mom used to say the same shit. I always came back with the wrong stuff. 🤣
Hassan Minhaj is probably the most underrated, hilarious comedian on this comp 🤣🤣🤣
I got Netflix specifically because I wanted to watch his specials 😂
@@roadlesstraveled34 that’s real 😂… he is so good
This hasn't aged well
@@offgrid1356 wym 🤔
@@pabloikonyero you havent seen him in the news recently?
My siblings told me that I was adopted and I would always cry. One day when they told me that I was adopted, I told them that I couldn’t have been because I looked exactly like my big brother. To which they said “So Mommy didn’t tell you that he was adopted too.” Waterworks for days even though my mom and dad told me that I wasn’t adopted. 😂😂😂😂😂😂
Same happened to me 😂
😂😂😂😂😂
Same😂 though my coloring is so different from my parents and brother it was more believable (was strawberry blonde with green eyes when the three of them have dark eyes and nearly black hair) AND he said my real mom was old like too old to have children but had me somehow and that all the cricks and noises in the house were her in her rocking chair in the attic. I’m still kinda scared of attics 😂
@@jennifermcgoldrick6323 Omg the trauma. Siblings are something else😂😂😂😂
I was youngest of four. I think each one of them had their own version of how I wasn’t really their sister. Also, when that fell through, that I was an accident. My mom assured me that so were they. 😂😂
I kept my story simple and told my brother I birthed him from my butt. What made it believable was that our mom would support my story.
Haha 😂
😂😂😂😂😂
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Hahaha I'm that kinda mom 😂😂😂
Oh my God!!!!!! 😂
I was born on Easter. My older bro told me the Easter Bunny brought me to the house and I was hatched from an egg and I wasn't really a part of the family.
😂😂
Epic 🤣🤣🤣🤣❤️❤️❤️
Haha that Vin Diesel joke was awesome 🤣🤣 “Thinks he’s the star, but they keep bringing in more cast members” 😅😅😅
"You kids better move before you get snapped, crackled and FUCKING POPPED" Mo Gilligan took me tf out 😭🤣🤣🤣
5:52 The Miss America = the Statue of Liberty thing actually makes a lot of sense.
Still trying to figure out what 3 year old John made of “Miss America’s” ability to kill his mom
Celeste Barber -"Spice Girls and Ritalin sandwiches!" had me weak 🤣
Yeah, that walk she did had me rolling
Rice Krispies: In my house, this moment would not be when my sister got involved in my side. It's when she'd get involved to remind mom she didn't do whatever wrong thing I did.
I have always loved *Mo Gilligan and Ali Wong!!!* Almost everyone is funny, but Mo and Ali are the two that no matter what they say, I'm in the floor laughing. 🤣😅😆😂😅
What happened to Hasan is on another level, I have never heard of a story like that in my life 😂😂
Unfortunately, we have since learned that he invents stories for his act.
@@moodyavocado5613most comedians make up/ bend/ exaggerate the truth. It’s a comedy show not a Ted talk. You think Kevin Hart really had that serious of a raccoon encounter? 😅😊
The middle child joke I'm in tears laughing 😂😂😂
"Where's my change..." I replied aloud, "Ooohhh. Oh no!" I felt that fear immediately. 😅
IKR!!!
International family!!! 😂😂😂😂🏃🏿♀️🏃🏿♀️🏃🏿♀️
No kidding. My stomach dropped when I heard that.
Mo's mom sounds Jamaican😄 We do laugh, call on God, pray not to go to prison because our children drive up us the wall😂
I told my brother when he was two that I was adopted. That’s why I’m so different than everyone in the family. He believed that until he was 23.
My middle sister and I told my youngest sister she was adopted because she got on our nerves so bad and that took her down a peg or 2 😅😅😅we threatened to send her back to her real family
"I'm reaching for the potatoes." 😂😂😂 I'm dying at these clips. Thanks.
My older siblings would tell me that mom and dad found me in a trash can, and that’s how I came to live with them. Ahh memories of childhood trauma.
😂😂😂😂
👋🏼 I’m from the zoo 😂
My sister was rescued from the trash can where she and her real mum (with no arms or legs) lived in.
Hahah I used to tell my younger brother to go back to the dumpster he came from😂
Hey fellow trashcan sibling lol
ngl when i heard john mulayney's story, my first thought was, why didn't i think of that, i'm such a great sibling ..
I told my younger stepsister that the Easter Bunny had been in the house looking for her, all 7 feet and sharp teeth of him. She ran away, and of course was found; I was grounded from everything electronic for a week (computer, microwave, fridge, couldn’t turn on lights, etc.)
😂😂😂😂😂😂
I like that EXTREME punishment- all things electronic! Lesson learned, I guess! LOL
Lmao gahhhh damnnnnn🤣😂border-line illegal! Felt that!!!
Why am I laughing-oh, right, because I’m the oldest. Had my sister convinced I’d carry her up to the water towers, dead of night, while she was still asleep, and toss her off if she ever snitched on me for anything. She told me, years later, she’d had to get therapy as a young adult over that one. My response: My job is done.
These stories are making me feel a LOT better about myself! Plenty of younger siblings turn out fine, I didn't break my brother...
The dog had a moment 😂😂
“I’m reaching for the potatoes” 🤣
My high-school was in an old funeral home and I kept seeing the little tiny elevators in the walls. One day I decided to tell the younger kids that if they fell asleep in class that the zombies from the basement would come up and eat their brains. Lol I am a nice adult now but that was art!
You are terrible and I love you for it!!!! 😅🤣🤣😅😆😅🤗🥰🤗
Love me some Che… hella funny.
Seth tells this story like a man who had just a brother
Chelsea’s story is hilarious 😂
She's never said anything funny
The only time that she ever had any thing funny around her was when Jo Koy decided to date her. Which that was a mistake on his part.
Kroll and the british guy, are examples of my childhood . Also the adoption thing.... I still kind of believe it😢
The John Mullaney story we did to our younger sister. We told her nobody wanted her so we took her home from the “home”. Whenever she misbehaved we threatened her she could be sent back.
That’s fucked up 😂😂😂
We did the same to our youngest sister too. We told her she was bald, and we had to spit on her head and shine it with a cloth🤓
@@calisongbird
If you knew what a brat she was, you’d understand.
Hassan' sister story isn't ever not gon be funny to me hahahaaaa
My family never did the adopted thing, instead it was "I wish I knew where we got u from so we can take u back!" 😅😂
You can always tell when someone from my generation is a younger sibling. They love Luigi. ( Never got to play with Mario)
Lol I was the nice older sister then. My little brother always got to be Mario. And when we got the Pokémon games he always got Pikachu 😂
Though our favorite game eventually became Goldeneye. And he was always James Bond 😂😂
Somehow there's no denying Nick's the baby😂 You can just tell
Siblings can be the worst. If you survive a childhood with siblings, you’re all set. Otherwise counseling!
That middle child joke triggered me 😂😂😂😂😂
I used to tell my little sister that we were walking home and heard a baby crying, so we looked in the dumpster, found her laying in trash and decided we’d take her home. She used to cry so much, but we laugh on it now lmao
Same with my sister. She was in there with her real mum who had no arms or legs which is why they were stuck in there to begin with. We told her that we took her home and left her mum in there and she's probably wondering where you are right now. Not like she can get to us anyway. She was so worried about her real mum 😂
My brother and I were expected to always finish our food. When we were five and six, I dumped Tabasco in my brother's soup when his back was turned. He tried to eat it and said he couldn't. He got in so much trouble...
I ❤ my little brothers but this was hilarious 😂
I used to tell my brother all the time that he was adopted and he used to cry. When he grew out of that I started telling him that he ate his twin in the womb and that's why he had asthma... It was the twin haunting him. Kids are so cruel 😂😂😂 my bro used to be scared of the vacuum cleaner so when I used to vacuum and he would be on the couch, I would put the vacuum in the couch and he used to RUN... DAMN I really terrorized my little brother. But u know when ur 11 years older what else was I to do in high school 😂😂😂
The John Mulaney one was TERRIBLY shot. Whoever shot that needs to apologize to him
John Mulaney & Nick Kroll had me rollin🤣🤣🤣 Literally the only ones I laughed out loud for.
😂 I used to finish my pizza and my sister would leave a slice knowing that I wanted it. Before enough time had passed where I could legitimately take her leftovers she would pick it up look at me and lick it all over, top to bottom then put it back on the plate.
"Mum... I. Finished "
Drove me crazy.
I fell for it every time.😂
Love her.
My guy said build that wall😩🤣🤣🤣🤣 there’s really nothing like having siblings lolol
I have told all my younger siblings that they were adopted😂😂😂
Yup
The joy of siblings!!
0:52 you can tell Michael Che studied Dave Chappelle's style
That's because he's a hack
As an older sister, Kevin hart was on point. We dealt with our parent's trauma now somebody gotta whoop the little one's ass now that they've gone soft
My dad told his youngest brother that they were gonna leave him on the top shelf in the grocery store with all of the unwanted children, which got him to start crying, lol
Nick Kroll giving Nick Birch vibes during his part lol
As an adopted kid in the 1970s, first day of kindergarten a playmate told the entire school I was adopted. My mom was furious and banned me from playing with her. I'm like, that's a punishment to me, too. Plus, if I'm so special and all, why is it sucha secret?😂
Omg, I just realised why my husband and I are such a team!! 😂
That stuff about the middle child lmao.... Oh.... 😂.... I'm a middle child 😐
My brother told me I was left on the doorstep and our parents weren’t my parents.
My sister told me that I was adopted and that they found me in a trash can. She said the only reason they kept me was because she wanted me and one day my real parents would come back for me 😂
John's delivery of, omg this goes all the way to the top, was EPIC
I am so glad that my older siblings were so good to me being the youngest of five.
Damn, you got jipped! 🤣🤣🤣
Can’t help but to hear Nick Kroll as Lola
OMFG, I have experienced seeing The Exorcist too young, lol😂!
Wow Nick, I'd never really thought about it, but My middle brother is the only 1 who is married
I love that this video starts with Kevin Hart talking about older sisters fucking with their younger brothers and then cuts to Chelsea Handler immediately proving it. 😂😂😂
I got three boys…Nick described them exactly!
The cop joke was funny af 😅😅
0:13 my favorite part
Nick kroll was spot on holy shit 😂😂😂😂
Mo Gilligan needa be the cover photo 😮 thts one chiseled brotha
Could listen to bill burr wit my eyes closed 😂 that mf is spirited
The “you’re adopted thing”. The best response to that is: That means they chose me, they’re just stuck with you
Why is the camera going around John Mulaney like he's hitting a key change in a musical number?
BEING THE MIDDLE CHILD IS THE BEST. ILL WATCH TV W THIS ONE. KEEP MY EYE ON THIS ONE. LEARN FROM THIS ONE N TOTALLY TEASE THIS ONE. DEFINETLY A LEARNING EXPERIENCE. IM TELLING MAMA😂❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤
Why do us older siblings bully our younger siblings? It’s FUN
We must have the same sisters...4 year old me hitting and kicking my mom because she was an imposter and my REAL mom had been shot and murdered. What kinda after school specials were we all watching
Oh and Santa Claus was also murdered.😢
my sister followed me around wearing a ghostface costume and holding a butcher knife, my other sister held me down and drew loser on my forehead with permanent ink, my brother and i regularly call each other names and punch each other in the arm, and my other other sister threw me onto the basement floor. i got them back for all of it lol
At least y’all weren’t told you were conceived in a KMart parking lot during a Jackels concert 😂
Lol I wanted to be adopted! I kept thinking, when are my real parents coming!
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My oldest cousin convinced his younger brother one morning that he had been in a coma for 6 months, and had gone colorblind. He had pulled all the sleeves off of the crayons and switched them around, and waited by his brother's bedin the morning so when Gary woke up he said "oh, wow! You're finally awake!" At first he didn't believe him, but after a bit he was running down the stairs yelling "Mom, is it really Christmas!?" Lol. They were so toxic.
When I was younger I broke a glass water pitcher and convinced everyone (my aunt who was babysitting, our parents) that my brother did it. We’re in our mid 20s and he’s still mad about it
My brother and I never tried to lie that the other one was adopted. Probably because we grew up knowing our own mom was adopted so it wasn’t stigmatized to us
I told my brother he was adopted
He was so mad when he found out it wasn't true 😂
One nephew told his little brother that he was made in China. "Was not!" "Were too!" "Was not! I came from Mama's tummy!"
My parents told me and my lil bro & sis multiple things. We were aliens that got left behind, they found us in a trashcan, they adopted us. Lmaoo our favorite was they found us at the zoo 😂 they called us lil gators lmaoo
1:37 the life of identical twins, and the way we think our spouses (or anyone else are like) with conflict/resolution.
I’m reaching for the potatoes 😩
I’m the youngest of 4. I was tortured.
And still I smile .
10:42 😂 best part
Not hating on Celeste barber. But nah. Mo Gilligan you funny
Alonzo i love you 😂😂❤
The bill burr bit about the dog is so true. I got bit by my dog. Same he was eating and I wanted to drop food for him in his bowl so I approached my hand with a big bone in it. Dude bit me like crazy first time of my life seeing blood and it was my own blood. Everywhere. My dad beat the shit out of the dog. But we never got rid of it. 😅 Still have the marks of this bite all over my hand 20+ years later.
why does this clip of seth meyers make him look like a tiny little man on a countertop performing to giants
I told my brother he was found on top of the garbage-which of course, made him cry…once crying my mom intervenes gives him hugs n love which he tries to say proves me wrong, but we have an older sister who clears it all up by saying the extra love actually proves our point- your story is so sad you need the extra love n we were okay with that because we were actually children and didn’t get any extra love 😂😂😂we were so cerebral but the logic hit home n stuck…up to age 34 😅
The rice krispy guy is hilarious im going to look him up have to see more😂😂
to all the younger siblings..... yes, you are adopted. and you dont know it. 😁😆🤣