I became a terrible cult leader and ruined lives in Bitlife

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  • @gabrieljean2097
    @gabrieljean2097 ปีที่แล้ว +5135

    Being able to make a cult is proof bitlife devs want Kevin to play their game

    • @gundar-x1p
      @gundar-x1p ปีที่แล้ว +98

      Bitlife without Kevin:
      Bitlife with Kevin:

    • @blkophelia
      @blkophelia ปีที่แล้ว +69

      SERIOUSLY cause I've been begging for Kevin in BitLife space and nothing but the minute there's a cult update 30 minute video

    • @nawtysp00ky
      @nawtysp00ky ปีที่แล้ว +7

      or is it.. ?

    • @nawtysp00ky
      @nawtysp00ky ปีที่แล้ว +6

      ​@@blkopheliawhaa

    • @rinlaster2942
      @rinlaster2942 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      If so, THEY SHOULDN'T DEPLETE MY EVERYTHING WHEN I CHOOSE CALL ME KEVIN ON HUG A KEVIN DAY

  • @brocksells197
    @brocksells197 ปีที่แล้ว +4876

    Kevin gets to be a cult leader ONE time in BitLife and it is probably his most successful life he's ever had. Why am I not surprised

    • @mage1439
      @mage1439 ปีที่แล้ว +163

      And in the proud tradition of the Great Leader, he's a complete karma houdini.

    • @wesleyfilms
      @wesleyfilms ปีที่แล้ว +47

      It’s like poetry.

    • @throwaway5511
      @throwaway5511 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      I love you, Sly Cooper profile pic

    • @Potato_Tomato-od2lz
      @Potato_Tomato-od2lz ปีที่แล้ว +13

      What about thug/shrek life? They had over 10000000 dollars

    • @thelegioncollective
      @thelegioncollective ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Noice to see other Sly Raccoon fans.

  • @Fl0werjpg
    @Fl0werjpg ปีที่แล้ว +1702

    well hey, he’s already done it in the sims, and he’s already done it in real life, may as well keep it real and do it in bitlife as well

    • @NicolianBehn
      @NicolianBehn ปีที่แล้ว +75

      Glory to the cult

    • @Fl0werjpg
      @Fl0werjpg ปีที่แล้ว +53

      @@NicolianBehn Akevin🙏🏻

    • @InfamousRevolver
      @InfamousRevolver ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Fl0werjpg🙏

    • @NaniPSD
      @NaniPSD ปีที่แล้ว +24

      Akevin 🫡

    • @deselbypt1
      @deselbypt1 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Akevin 🫡

  • @friendlyneighborhoodcombine
    @friendlyneighborhoodcombine ปีที่แล้ว +757

    Kevin wanted to start a cult, in Bitlife, so much he didn't even bother to properly get his setup ready, sounds like Kevin.

  • @InfamousRevolver
    @InfamousRevolver ปีที่แล้ว +1736

    Kevin, after how many cults you have formed, I don’t think your leadership should count as terrible, more like deranged and sinister.

    • @riveramnell143
      @riveramnell143 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      That’s true; his experience and competency in being a cult leader must count for something. Praise the Dear Leader!

    • @RuneDrageon
      @RuneDrageon ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Just one more and 'inevitable' must be added as well.

    • @SavontPlayz
      @SavontPlayz 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

      is it wierd that i am kinda joining in his cult

    • @RuneDrageon
      @RuneDrageon 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      No, it is expected. Now put on this robe, take a candle and wait in line like everyone else @@SavontPlayz.

    • @riveramnell143
      @riveramnell143 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      @@SavontPlayz Welcome. Praise the Dear Leader!

  • @rosefromtitanic2264
    @rosefromtitanic2264 ปีที่แล้ว +514

    You KNOW the devs added this because Kevin hadn’t put out a bitlife video in a while

    • @Spenstarr
      @Spenstarr ปีที่แล้ว +46

      Last name Come Back
      First name Kevin

  • @arcofspira
    @arcofspira ปีที่แล้ว +688

    Bitlife: introduces cults
    Kevin: It's like...I was made for this

    • @jonnemopola7245
      @jonnemopola7245 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +10

      Or it was made for him!

  • @katrinasmith219
    @katrinasmith219 ปีที่แล้ว +274

    Kevin's determination to throw away all of his money at the casino in EVERY game of bit life is honestly impressive.

    • @pedrovallefin8406
      @pedrovallefin8406 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +22

      I do believe at one point he actually thought he could duplicate his money using the casino, but now he just enjoys actively giving them his money. Hell, it has come to the point the amount he throws away its proportional to the amount he wins. If he didnt bet millons away he would have become a multimillonarie easily. The ganbling addiction is too strong. Cant really blame him honestly. The casino simply wouldnt survive without him, its his civic duty to donate all his lifes savings to them.

    • @owenbridgers
      @owenbridgers 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      It’s sorta upsetting for me personally to keep watching it

    • @stevenclark1662
      @stevenclark1662 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​@@owenbridgersthe casino isn't as upsetting to me as the "Big Bank Loan" he gets in many other games.
      It's truly a Rollercoaster watching his stuff.

  • @Record_Scratch
    @Record_Scratch ปีที่แล้ว +166

    DJ Pound straight up murking the battle-ready cultists after they land the most pathetic of hits, and then running away had me crying from laughing.

    • @manologamerss5801
      @manologamerss5801 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

      Especially after Kevin went "With what army? I basically have an army" and then DJ Pound turned out to be a one-man army.

  • @rainbowsupernova86
    @rainbowsupernova86 ปีที่แล้ว +1605

    We're all in agreement that Kevin is now known as Big Daddy Chaos, right?

  • @drakemore7784
    @drakemore7784 ปีที่แล้ว +166

    Ever since I saw that cult upgrade, I knew Kevin would have to play this and can't wait to see what chaos he comes up with.

    • @Aroacerat
      @Aroacerat ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Chaos? As in.. Chaos Welsh? :0

  • @RedBoko2017
    @RedBoko2017 ปีที่แล้ว +68

    His stepdad at 0:34 is actually Jim Pickens in a clever disguise, our dear leader senses a great member of the cult and wants to watch over his development

  • @mage1439
    @mage1439 ปีที่แล้ว +244

    Kevin's changing the entire gaming landscape now. Games are just making being a cult leader a default choice.😂

  • @angelicagothenberg4895
    @angelicagothenberg4895 ปีที่แล้ว +38

    The absolute rollercoaster of emotions I went through when Leader Kenneth disappeared and subsequently was found was insane.

  • @Mr.JimPickens
    @Mr.JimPickens ปีที่แล้ว +152

    Kevin and bitlife. Always an amazing combination.

  • @Feral_Bog_Witch
    @Feral_Bog_Witch ปีที่แล้ว +256

    Ah christ, he's finally been kidnapped by Jim, this setup is clearly a cry for help

    • @linaindahouse
      @linaindahouse ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Glad someone said sth. But where is Kevin?! 😂

    • @Feral_Bog_Witch
      @Feral_Bog_Witch ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@linaindahouse It's unclear, but we can be fairly certain the location is several miles underground

  • @arishanikka9974
    @arishanikka9974 ปีที่แล้ว +46

    Sister Carly probably wasn't too happy with the man that she was gathering info for decade and he just walked away free 😂

  • @chez_lady
    @chez_lady ปีที่แล้ว +200

    I'm super liking the face cam!! Having the live reactions are amazing!!
    You're awesome, Kev. Thanks for all the hard work you put in to your videos!

    • @JustCallMeEm.
      @JustCallMeEm. ปีที่แล้ว +19

      It's very kind of nostalgic call me kevin haha brings back the 2018-20 CMK vibes

  • @SarahLaffey
    @SarahLaffey ปีที่แล้ว +80

    I have missed your BitLife videos so much. Welcome back, King. Let's see how many times you escape prison.

  • @a-3841
    @a-3841 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +39

    "Can I run for president? No, criminal record." So, uh, it turns out...

    • @Civiicendi
      @Civiicendi 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      I specifically sorted by new comments to find someone saying this

    • @robotrix
      @robotrix 6 วันที่ผ่านมา

      Other saner countries have Presidents, too.

  • @rrealism_
    @rrealism_ ปีที่แล้ว +106

    Mad excited to see Kevin with another bitlife video :D

  • @kimberleywarren5785
    @kimberleywarren5785 ปีที่แล้ว +51

    I hope this is a sign for more Bitlife videos to come! I wanna see Kevin explore the black market.

    • @MeeMeeCandy777
      @MeeMeeCandy777 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      And then Kevin goes to jail and escape as per usual

  • @josoldino2670
    @josoldino2670 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    I just rewatched all the old BitLife videos two days ago, and now he drops a new one? I'm convinced our dear leader really is magical!

  • @diablooz99
    @diablooz99 22 วันที่ผ่านมา +3

    5:13 Kevin just explained half of 20th Century Boys

  • @Fl0werjpg
    @Fl0werjpg ปีที่แล้ว +124

    so proud to see our kevin using his talents to multipurpose🥰💗

  • @elisgeorge2420
    @elisgeorge2420 ปีที่แล้ว +31

    Love seeing the facecam back! I know it doesn't seem like a bog change but seeing your live reaction to things makes jokes hit so much harder. Really loved this video!

  • @jessebrown1996
    @jessebrown1996 ปีที่แล้ว +35

    As soon as I saw this update I just hoped and prayed Kevin would do a video on it.
    Clearly this cult is the greatest as my prayers were actually answered.

  • @badluck9749
    @badluck9749 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    Kevin's inability to win in casino is always humorous.

  • @MrWooaa
    @MrWooaa ปีที่แล้ว +22

    I cant tell if cults are overpowered in this game or if Kevin is just super good at cults.

  • @ThePeopleEatersAndSongEnjoyers
    @ThePeopleEatersAndSongEnjoyers 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    The "no ANYTHING until marriage" and then putting off marriage is giving confused aro/ace trying to get a QPR and I'm so here for it

  • @alicea.3218
    @alicea.3218 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    Oh, new setup! Also Kevin looks really good in this wool jacket!

  • @greekgeek8284
    @greekgeek8284 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    Clearly Kevin is the Bitlife devs’ special little boy, and no wonder. He probably funnels so much traffic to their app, I’d been playing Bitlife for years before I even knew Kevin existed, but every so often I’ll go through a lull in playing, and even when I’m watching Kevin play games other than Bitlife, the Pavlovian association is so strong it can be enough to break the lull

  • @Eszti1218
    @Eszti1218 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    To be fair Chaos Walsh becoming the prime minister of Hungary wouldn't be any worse than what we currently have.

  • @lucifursanarchy5202
    @lucifursanarchy5202 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    I’ve been a Bitizen for years now. I absolutely love the humor in it and 100% love the fact that you are playing it to be a cult leader 😂

    • @A_Rainworld_Fan.
      @A_Rainworld_Fan. 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Is the bitizen pass really worth 10$? Im thinking of buying it.

    • @joycesummer3818
      @joycesummer3818 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​@@A_Rainworld_Fan.Nooooo...

  • @marceloasensiofilho3833
    @marceloasensiofilho3833 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    I am just eager to see Kevin playing the next Landlord pack for the Sims 4

  • @MKCyborg
    @MKCyborg ปีที่แล้ว +21

    It's fitting that one of Kevin's most successful Bitlives is when he was a cult leader

  • @lizabee7791
    @lizabee7791 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    Honestly when I saw the cult expansion my first thought was “they’re just doing this for Kevin aren’t they?”

  • @richardmarkov2375
    @richardmarkov2375 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Kevin is literally the #1 TH-camr for bitlife, the Devs even watch his gameplay 😂 he has influenced the game more then anyone

  • @AlanG58
    @AlanG58 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    It's still more plausible than Scientology.

  • @CarlosThadeu
    @CarlosThadeu ปีที่แล้ว +6

    25:03 A platypus? PERRY THE PLATYPUS?
    (ngl when kevin said "a platypus" I was like "what if it's named perry? they love their references)

  • @belughlegosi
    @belughlegosi 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

    I wish the sims team was as responsive as the bitlife team. They see what fans like and they do it

  • @nucleargandhi3759
    @nucleargandhi3759 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

    Love how he just immediately locks in the Scientology strats with the money method

  • @kellyg6206
    @kellyg6206 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    I absolutely lovebeing able to see Kevin's facial expressions while he plays! Awesome video!

  • @Disasterclese
    @Disasterclese ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Ha ha ha ha! "Yeah we might need an armory pretty soon." One of the most ominous sentences I've ever heard.

  • @daileeshippy5925
    @daileeshippy5925 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    Ah, yes. Another scheduled cult classic

  • @lzysoul
    @lzysoul 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    Kevin literally recreated heavens gate in the first few minutes:
    1) Partner but not intimate
    2) Believing in aliens taking them
    3) Form a cult

  • @flowerfloc
    @flowerfloc ปีที่แล้ว +12

    I've been waiting for a new bitlife so long!! and Kevin playing as a cult Leader makes me so happy!

  • @jordan53187
    @jordan53187 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    I wanna see Kevin play bitlife once while actually making good financial decisions. Sadly I know such a day will never come. 😂😂

    • @sidoniegabrielle269
      @sidoniegabrielle269 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      hey, of all the times he's ever played blackjack in this game, he's won two whole times in my memory! if i ignore every other game he's played, that's what i call a 100% success rate

  • @Queer_AuDHD_Dragon
    @Queer_AuDHD_Dragon ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Are we going to ignore the fact that the platypus was named “Perry”

    • @ProfessorGoon8
      @ProfessorGoon8 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      Semi aquatic egg laying mammal of action 😔

  • @lostmoon3687
    @lostmoon3687 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    As soon as I saw this dlc was available in the game I thought to myself: How long until Kevin notices this? And how long will it take him to cause chaos with it?

  • @thecomfyshirt
    @thecomfyshirt ปีที่แล้ว +6

    I’ve been playing with the new cult update and I gotta say the first thing I thought when I started it up was “did they make this just for Kevin?”

  • @UtopssAKAPJ
    @UtopssAKAPJ ปีที่แล้ว +23

    Turns out Kevin is better at being a cult leader in real life than bitlife :)

  • @mferreiraluiza
    @mferreiraluiza ปีที่แล้ว +112

    Yesss i've been waiting for this!! The Bitlife devs know you so well Kev, this was made for you

  • @Wh173c0c0
    @Wh173c0c0 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    It happened in Sims, and now it's happened in Bitlife: Game devs are changing their games based on the chaotic playstyle of this one pasty Irish lad.

  • @ContinuedOak
    @ContinuedOak ปีที่แล้ว +9

    I’ve been waiting for this video ever since the cult update!!!

    • @dinofun8063
      @dinofun8063 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Same

    • @ContinuedOak
      @ContinuedOak ปีที่แล้ว

      @@dinofun8063 I’m so happy he did!

  • @SKOL-ton
    @SKOL-ton ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Kev has had more setups in the last two years than he has had cult members

  • @justinderueda2202
    @justinderueda2202 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Aw man, can't believe he didn't name himself Jim Pickens. But its alright, new Bitlife video. Hahaha

  • @Luuuuuuuisaaaaaaaaa
    @Luuuuuuuisaaaaaaaaa 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    Where do I sign, dear feckless leader? 9:05

  • @ilvff
    @ilvff ปีที่แล้ว +2

    kevin playing bitlife has become one of my favorite series

  • @murkyswaters
    @murkyswaters ปีที่แล้ว +11

    It’s great having a cult leader who actually I agree with

  • @ShockedCaucasian
    @ShockedCaucasian ปีที่แล้ว +40

    Ive been having a shitty day and this really brightened it up! Thanks Kev, Love your content.

  • @MissContraire...
    @MissContraire... ปีที่แล้ว +10

    THIS IS EXACTLY WHAT I WAS WAITING FOR AFTER THE UPDATE CAME OUT!!🥳❤
    Absolutely love your content Kevin, keep it up!

  • @pianowithdan3179
    @pianowithdan3179 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    As a resident of Nottingham, I enjoyed Big Daddy Chaos' assembly to discuss Sustainability. I must say I really appreciated his unwaivering attention to fashion trends with his shrunken clown mask.

  • @MorglortheMangler
    @MorglortheMangler ปีที่แล้ว +9

    When I saw that Kevin made another video where he is a cult leader my serotonin levels skyrocketed, all hail Kevin our great leader!!!

  • @cult_of_ari
    @cult_of_ari ปีที่แล้ว +5

    It's about time that Bitlife made Jim Pickens Simulator!

  • @gladfridge
    @gladfridge ปีที่แล้ว +8

    I’ve missed your bitlife videos!! And your setup is wonderful!!! Also love the sweater❤ thank you for bringing me joy on a sad day :)

  • @Mango.Bandicoot
    @Mango.Bandicoot ปีที่แล้ว +14

    I love how Kevin gets any money and immediately puts it all on blackjack and loses.

  • @AricShadowDragon
    @AricShadowDragon ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Kevin's cult leading abilities are to never be doubted XD

  • @ayushnayak8746
    @ayushnayak8746 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    At the beginning parts of video:
    Oh you was sent to Principal's office, can I attack him too? 🤣🤣🤣

  • @GrainneSheridan
    @GrainneSheridan ปีที่แล้ว +7

    It’s always a good day when Kevin uploads bitlife

  • @brandonwithnell612
    @brandonwithnell612 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    that random dj just kept coming back and murdering cult members i want to hear his story lol

  • @ghqsty9342
    @ghqsty9342 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    The cult must expand for the dear leader

  • @AUG_Glow
    @AUG_Glow ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Bro DJ Pound was a menace, bro took out 3 of your dudes with no consequence

  • @dcflake5645
    @dcflake5645 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Unrealistic. Kevin is a great cult leader in real life.

  • @paczal6157
    @paczal6157 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    The fact that a clown masked cult leader would be better for Hungary than the current leadership is both hilarious and sad😂

  • @bethswiftie
    @bethswiftie ปีที่แล้ว +3

    bitlife is some of my favourite videos! I'm so glad you're doing them again. :)

  • @tiititaavi
    @tiititaavi ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I want to see Kevin play Cultist Simulator

  • @spawnofluci
    @spawnofluci ปีที่แล้ว +3

    it's a good day when kevin posts

  • @kingkizza7669
    @kingkizza7669 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    24:57 jim pickens is officially, canonically dead. Long live jim pickens

  • @MigattenoBlakae
    @MigattenoBlakae ปีที่แล้ว +5

    “Walsh is a good name.”
    Unfortunately, it has been forever tainted by a certain “Matt.” That guy is such a gremlin lol

    • @lexlayton7966
      @lexlayton7966 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yeah, Veep was really ruined by that Gremlin

  • @alexismccall9016
    @alexismccall9016 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    9:03 what a horrible day to have functioning eyes

  • @DanielSheehan-bb4zu
    @DanielSheehan-bb4zu ปีที่แล้ว +5

    now Kevin can truly live out his life in bitlife

  • @FlSKMASTER
    @FlSKMASTER 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    DJ Pound randomly showing up and killing a cultist, getting away with it three times, and never getting caught is wild. He feels like the real protagonist here

  • @Eisthebest2007
    @Eisthebest2007 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Day 280 of asking Kevin to play lego pirates of the Caribbean

  • @Aldodragon
    @Aldodragon 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    5:22 OOOOOOOH that’s why my ear has been hurting I thought I was going deaf cause I couldn’t really hear, thanks Kevin

  • @Hi.imdory
    @Hi.imdory ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Kevin will forever keep BitLife alive

  • @kukuhimanputraraharja8084
    @kukuhimanputraraharja8084 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    big daddy chaos was killed by sanic, cocaine and depression.

  • @Brianna9577
    @Brianna9577 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    They definitely made that update for you kevin 💯

  • @SevenEllen
    @SevenEllen ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Fun fact: As Kevin read "The Chaos Collective" his views rolled round to 16,666. The Devil dwells within.

  • @theRealJimothy
    @theRealJimothy ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Ah yes, we finally got a Kevin blog from his everyday life.

  • @Ohnothetableits
    @Ohnothetableits 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    Scientology got exposed, and now this game, just perfect lol

  • @NotInterXX
    @NotInterXX ปีที่แล้ว +3

    It’s hilarious that this is the ONE really successful bit life video, and he’s a cult leader 😂

  • @meowtannie.
    @meowtannie. ปีที่แล้ว +2

    how did you know i've been rewatching your bitlife videos a lot lately 🤨💙

  • @rosefromtitanic2264
    @rosefromtitanic2264 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Fun fact when I was in 6th grade I went around recruiting kids for what I called “the cult of weirdo’s” it was defo a cult and after one day we had almost 200 kids in it

  • @samhedges9163
    @samhedges9163 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Incase you didn't know Kevin, you can display your taxidermied followers in a museum too... I mean, just because they are dead doesn't mean they still shouldn't be earning you money....right?

  • @miss_daaé
    @miss_daaé ปีที่แล้ว +4

    kevin you could never be a terrible cult leader pls ❤

  • @Mooncubus
    @Mooncubus ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Man I missed your bitlife videos. They're always a comfort to me 💕

  • @icybutterflyqueen
    @icybutterflyqueen ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Oh hey, a bitlife video, not an often video

  • @jeeefiest
    @jeeefiest ปีที่แล้ว +1

    4:07 i see the binding of isaac on that other monitor, you should get a video out on it :)

  • @my.sweetiee
    @my.sweetiee 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    AESPA ARMAGEDDON MENTIONED🗣️🗣️🗣️