This video was mercifully put together JUST before Elon decided that we only deserved 600 tweets a day. I sift through thousands of tweets daily for content so this is certainly a pain for me, but fear not!! NOTHING stops Matt Rose Mondays 💪
Admitting any crime online has zero repercussions as they can’t technically prove that you typed it out and that someone wasn’t on your account. It only really matters if they already catch you for a crime
@@Fdjfdjfdj-w4ebruh you say that as if half the people online don’t talk about their drug dealers lol it doesn’t even give away what drug it is so it doesn’t really mean anything
fuckin hell seriously, had to make an twitter account because most of the artists i follow and irl friends are active there, still gaining the courage to open the app :/
Here's an idea: Crazy, stupid and downright destructive shit kids do on their parents' phones. My aunt told me a story recently. She had accidentally sent a random guy 1000 swedish crowns (about 100$) and contacted him. He was a decent guy and she got her money back, but she didn't delete him from her contacts. Then her 4 year old son sent him an invite to some form of Super Mario game 💀
don't got kids, but i was babysitting once and the older kid tried to get free fortnite vbucks using my phone. needless to say, he had installed several viruses.
I'm sure to pause the video before drinking water or any beverage because I have nearly choked to death on water from jokes before. Be careful with that too
You should do a video about people misunderstanding words because of the person’s accent. My french friend did a presentation about meditation and it follows as this: My mother opened the door and began laughing when she saw me sitting on the floor. What he said: My mother opened the door and began laughing when she saw me SHitting on the floor. The whole class laughed as he walked confused out.
My professor doesn’t pronounce the “th” sound and he was telling everyone that the final project would have a “theme” and was confused why people kept repeatedly asking if it would be a group project
You should make a video about people’s weirdest intrusive thoughts. I’ll start. I was taking a morning walk in the Wasatch Mountains in stunningly beautiful northern Utah. I was enjoying hearing the birds sing, the wind rushing through the trees, and the river rushing by… then the crystal clear image of Winnie the Pooh twerking invaded my brain and I couldn’t stop thinking about it for the rest of the hike.
Sometimes when I'm somewhere laughing in public to seemingly nothing, it's actually because my goofy lil brain decided it was a great time to remember a random scene from a TH-cam Poop.
@@Phoeeebs I have the magical combination of ADHD and an excellent memory. At any moment, a completely random meme or just something I found funny will surface out of nowhere and make me laugh. Even if I’m in the middle of a conversation. I was talking to my dad, and that video of that girl drinking a soda from Burger King and then screaming “YEAH!!!!” popped into my mind and I started laughing all of a sudden.
@@MarbleFox162 I have a serious problem where I laugh ridiculously hard for no reason. Like, I’ll just think of a character I like from a show or something and FALL OVER LAUGHING. Then when people ask me why I’m laughing I’m like ‘honestly idk’
I once sent an old middle school bully of mine a snapchat that i meant to sent my sister where I was saying it was hard to respect our dad cause he said the n-word (he's a white boomer) and I still think about it to this day
This dream happened last night and this is what happened: in the dream I woke up to the Duolingo owl saying "I'm in your house. You shall now die." Then Matt Rose HIMSELF came running in and shouted "AVACADOS" I'm assuming it was meant to be the death spell from Harry Potter, then the owl said "ASPARAGUS" and flew away singing a song about ducks. I woke up in historical laughter and thought my koala balloon, was Duolingo owl coming to haunt me.
"Historical Laughter" is now what I'm going to call the aftermath of any oft-told funny bits. Family stories, classic stories of friends, beloved funny quoted movie/tv/etc lines... I guarantee that I'll be using it in my call w my friend tomorrow morning. Likely it'll be a thing for us...forever. Thank You. ...also, cool dream & I kinda envy your koala balloon bc, Who Wouldn't want one?
I wonder how Matt will continue these videos with Twitter rate limiting the number of tweets one can view daily. He will definitely have to take a Twitter Blue subscription but I'm afraid even 6000 tweets/day might be insufficient for the amount of browsing these videos need.
Hey Matt I think you should do a video about actors and celeberities getting misnamed. I'll start. My mom once told me a story where back when she was 16, her mom/my grandma wanted to talk about how much she liked the Death Wish movie series actor Charles Bronson but because she didn't quite remember the name right it ended up coming out as something like "I really sure do like that Charles Manson".
I mean, if it's just furry art, I don't think any parent would be really against that. they don't have the gen z mindset of hating furries. However, if it's yiff.... Rip.
Yesterday, a couple of boys in my class told our science teacher that they had to leave class early to go to a school football match. My teacher let them go, before receiving a text telling her *not to let them out.* According to my more attentive best friend, they went to carrefour, and sent photos on snapchat saying "just managed to skip a lesson!! 🤪🤪" There was like, twenty minutes left, and it was the last lesson of the day. I DONT EVEN KNOW HOW THEY GOT PAST SCHOOL SECURITY- love your videos Matt, they never fail to make me laugh, even on bad days
Love the content you do man, always brightens up my day with a laugh! A story to add, not a Snapchat story, but once I managed to send my brother a document of a summary of shrek. I never knew until it was too late.
Matt, if you're struggling with a Norwegian accent, you should listen to Jens Stoltenberg talk. He has the HEAVIEST accent I've ever heard from a Norwegian.
Since we’re back from sequelathon, I’m back to requesting stories from basic training. Probably a good five videos right there, and I think we all want to hear your DI voice.
4:22 why would anyone use Snapchat as mirror lol you could easily end up sending stuff like that by accident. Use your front camera or just a regular small mirror in your house
It blows my mind that people still use snapchat, but I wonder if it's because I'm no longer in high school (and haven't been for years now). I think last year some guy asked for my snapchat and my immediate response was to say "are you 15?". I turned right back around and walked away. Didn't even know how to process his question lol...
I don't even know what snapchat is, so I assume if it's a social media thing that I'm not aware of it must be something kids do. Your reaction sounds reasonable to me.
This video was mercifully put together JUST before Elon decided that we only deserved 600 tweets a day. I sift through thousands of tweets daily for content so this is certainly a pain for me, but fear not!! NOTHING stops Matt Rose Mondays 💪
ok
bloody hell, not even bamboo can stop it? respect.
Your the living embodiment of "keep going strong"
YEAAH!!!!!! 😊
la
things I learned today, people on twitter will randomly admit to felonies without thinking about it
Twitter is a different breed
Especially when they are not true, just for reacts
Yeah, like the drug dealer one
Admitting any crime online has zero repercussions as they can’t technically prove that you typed it out and that someone wasn’t on your account. It only really matters if they already catch you for a crime
@@Fdjfdjfdj-w4ebruh you say that as if half the people online don’t talk about their drug dealers lol it doesn’t even give away what drug it is so it doesn’t really mean anything
The fact that Matt can pronounce gibberish but can't do a Norwegian accent is absolutely hilarious.
My ancestors are probably laughing 😂
Lmao
😭😭
Just think of it this way, in a different reality, he can do a Norwegian accent but can't read gibberish.
@@Maxximum08An accent which is Norwegian
Matt trying to imitate a Norwegian accent and failing miserably several times was the highlight of my day
Same
333 likes imma change that
420 liek YA)(*&SDY ) &ASD&*ASDT YASY&SDYAS*)DY&)ASDY)*&AYWD&*)YAS)*&YASD)*A
nothing is worth the risk@@nvmitsjustme
Matt is so powerful he's actually able to view Twitter this week while it's in a full failure tailspin
fuckin hell seriously, had to make an twitter account because most of the artists i follow and irl friends are active there, still gaining the courage to open the app :/
Remember, Power at idle, Ailerons at neutral, rudder hard opposite to the spin and elevator hard down. Easy way to get out of a tailspin
@@zkam900 That is how to escape a tailspin in a plane, it is a joke.
@@ATruckCampbell k sry
fun fact you sent this comment 3 months ago when I am writing this comment
A video with Matt screaming “SKULL EMOJI” is like a ray of sunshine.
ET Phone home
Here's an idea: Crazy, stupid and downright destructive shit kids do on their parents' phones.
My aunt told me a story recently. She had accidentally sent a random guy 1000 swedish crowns (about 100$) and contacted him. He was a decent guy and she got her money back, but she didn't delete him from her contacts. Then her 4 year old son sent him an invite to some form of Super Mario game 💀
Yes, please, I want this
Mans just wanted someone to play Mario with 😔
WE NEED THIS VIDEO
don't got kids, but i was babysitting once and the older kid tried to get free fortnite vbucks using my phone. needless to say, he had installed several viruses.
This reminds me of the story where a toddler ordered around 50 big macs through Doordash on his mom’s phone, lol
I have had to give myself a rule to not watch any of Matt's videos while eating because I tend to choke way too much while laughing
I'm sure to pause the video before drinking water or any beverage because I have nearly choked to death on water from jokes before. Be careful with that too
He'll eventually need a video called "All my fan's who've choked to death watching me"
This happened to me LOL
ME
Just almost did that
4:58 is proof we need some video topic where Matt does accents. Whether they end up being good or bad, it'll be hilarious either way
Yes! I want to hear his rendition of a Canadian accent XD
i was having a horrible day before i saw this on my recommended. it was the first video to make me laugh in a while. thank you.
Happy to hear!
same bestie
one thing to say still: instant classic, matt.
You should do a video about people misunderstanding words because of the person’s accent. My french friend did a presentation about meditation and it follows as this: My mother opened the door and began laughing when she saw me sitting on the floor.
What he said: My mother opened the door and began laughing when she saw me SHitting on the floor. The whole class laughed as he walked confused out.
My professor doesn’t pronounce the “th” sound and he was telling everyone that the final project would have a “theme” and was confused why people kept repeatedly asking if it would be a group project
😂😂😂. As a Norwegian, you trying to do our accent is hilarious!
Jeg beklager!
@@Matt_Rose det er ikke et problem.
@@Matt_RoseLol
@@Matt_Rose Norsk
Jeg prøver å lære norsk!
You should make a video about people’s weirdest intrusive thoughts. I’ll start.
I was taking a morning walk in the Wasatch Mountains in stunningly beautiful northern Utah. I was enjoying hearing the birds sing, the wind rushing through the trees, and the river rushing by… then the crystal clear image of Winnie the Pooh twerking invaded my brain and I couldn’t stop thinking about it for the rest of the hike.
Sometimes when I'm somewhere laughing in public to seemingly nothing, it's actually because my goofy lil brain decided it was a great time to remember a random scene from a TH-cam Poop.
@@Phoeeebs I have the magical combination of ADHD and an excellent memory. At any moment, a completely random meme or just something I found funny will surface out of nowhere and make me laugh. Even if I’m in the middle of a conversation. I was talking to my dad, and that video of that girl drinking a soda from Burger King and then screaming “YEAH!!!!” popped into my mind and I started laughing all of a sudden.
@@MarbleFox162 I have a serious problem where I laugh ridiculously hard for no reason. Like, I’ll just think of a character I like from a show or something and FALL OVER LAUGHING. Then when people ask me why I’m laughing I’m like ‘honestly idk’
I love when Matt says "SKHULL EMOJIIIIIII" actually helps me get to sleep ngl
One SKHULL EMOJIIIIIII.... Two SKHULL EMOJIIIIIIIS... Three SKHULL EMOJIIIIIIIS... Four...
@@echognomecal6742 SKHULL EMOJIIIIIIIIS
@@Theslayking_richard Goodbye counting sheep...!
okay but 1:08 is the funniest thing says ‘for gucks sake’ instead of ‘for gods sake’ i love that
1:37 that personal trainer probably wasn't happy.
💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀 They mad
Twitter may die, but Matt Rose's hilarity shall live on forever
3:16 glad I'm not the only one who had no clue what they were saying
Just what I needed right now, thanks Matt 🔥🔥
as a norwegian, i said that sentence out loud multiple times with the best norwegian accent i could speak with just to see what it would sound like
5:30
A perfect summary of Matt Rose: keyboard smash and quality content
This is an extremely accurate summary
Thank you for making my day matt!
0:56 it would’ve been much worse if it was the other way around; asking your girlfriend for drugs.
"i need the strongest stuff you can get me for $50"
"babe wtf"
I stopped animating to watch this. I have no regrets.
@theamazingones1174?
What country is that flag?
@@RmsTitanic59a country with no genders I'm pretty sure
@@RmsTitanic59that’s the non-binary flag? 💀
@theamazingones1174 what?
Imagine having Snapchat. LOL, couldn’t be me.
Skull emoji tally: 4
2:27 x4
Ah, yes. Snapchat. The app to lowkey embarrass yourself.
LOWkey?? XD
That card that she made looks nice and well drawn!
I once sent an old middle school bully of mine a snapchat that i meant to sent my sister where I was saying it was hard to respect our dad cause he said the n-word (he's a white boomer) and I still think about it to this day
imagine checking your notifications and it's a snap from a kid you were mean to in middle school complaining about their racist father
@@beek.4860 Dont make me think about that 😓
@@splendidsimp My sincere condolences for both having a middle school bully and a overtly racist father.
This dream happened last night and this is what happened: in the dream I woke up to the Duolingo owl saying "I'm in your house. You shall now die." Then Matt Rose HIMSELF came running in and shouted "AVACADOS" I'm assuming it was meant to be the death spell from Harry Potter, then the owl said "ASPARAGUS" and flew away singing a song about ducks. I woke up in historical laughter and thought my koala balloon, was Duolingo owl coming to haunt me.
Laughed my ass off after reading "Historical Laughter"
Basically, my autocorrect hates me, and doesn't like making sense so yeah. That's what happened lole
I need to see this voiced and animated.
"Historical Laughter" is now what I'm going to call the aftermath of any oft-told funny bits. Family stories, classic stories of friends, beloved funny quoted movie/tv/etc lines...
I guarantee that I'll be using it in my call w my friend tomorrow morning. Likely it'll be a thing for us...forever.
Thank You.
...also, cool dream & I kinda envy your koala balloon bc, Who Wouldn't want one?
@@echognomecal6742 love it, was laughing for minutes with my friend xxx
the 5 million norwegians coming to Matts channel after the mention of Norway: 🏃♂️
Today has been a little hard but this definitely made it better thank you Matt lol 💚
Drunk tweets would definitely be something to hear you read out lol, great job on the videos as always! ❤
he already has a video on drunk tweets
@@15skysky He should do another
clicked as soon as i saw the words "Matt Rose"
love you man! keep being you :)
I don't use snapchat, but I accidentally emailed my science teacher slugcats. A lot of slugcats. She never responded.
What's a slugcat?
@@SarahAbramova its an animal from a game called Rain World. Google it, they're adorable.
@@ImTired17 Thank you for telling me abt these creatures omgg
@@ImTired17 OH MY GOD THEY ARE ADORABLE
Ah, but did you try to explain to her the Rain World ecosystems?
Honestly if you can’t act like yourself in front of your crush, they’re only going to like the facade you put up.
Gotta love when you're binging matt rose and then he releases a new one
Yes
I came to this really scared because I thought Matt wasn’t going to do an ET impression as the thumbnail hinted. I’m now satisfied.
(thumbnail) If I was the crush I would laugh my ass off. That'd be hilarious and I'd want to talk to them, lol
Joey is the personification of what keeps me up at night
I wonder how Matt will continue these videos with Twitter rate limiting the number of tweets one can view daily. He will definitely have to take a Twitter Blue subscription but I'm afraid even 6000 tweets/day might be insufficient for the amount of browsing these videos need.
Thanks for your concern, I'll be fine. I'm a consummate professional. I'll make a dozen Twitter accounts if I have to. Nothing will stop me.
@@Matt_Rose That's some serious dedication, bro. 🙏♥
@@Matt_Rose At this rate, you'll have to start walking up to random people on the street and asking them for their stories.
@@aperson1754Matt rose street interviews sound pretty cool actually
@@ochuspin I could definitely see Matt doing them tbh.
2:39 at least he knows you love him!
It’s funny how Matt sounds like a robot sometimes 😂
Lord, this and the pocket-text video crack me up endlessly!!
Hey Matt I think you should do a video about actors and celeberities getting misnamed. I'll start. My mom once told me a story where back when she was 16, her mom/my grandma wanted to talk about how much she liked the Death Wish movie series actor Charles Bronson but because she didn't quite remember the name right it ended up coming out as something like "I really sure do like that Charles Manson".
This video is really one of the videos of all time
Accidentally Snapchated all of my furry art to my mom and she looked at all of it 💀
That is one of my worst fears as a Sonic artist, and it almost happened to me
literally who is adding their mommy on snapchat 😭 you are asking to get grounded
@@nomoretwitterhandles who calls their mother mommy 🤨
I mean, if it's just furry art, I don't think any parent would be really against that. they don't have the gen z mindset of hating furries. However, if it's yiff.... Rip.
What'd she think?
“someone please hire me” is such a mood tho
4:03 I laughed so hard I couldn't breathe. 🤣 Hilarious video. Would definitely watch again.
I once accidentally reacted to my crushes location with “😮”
Just in time to save me from crippling boredom
I was scrolling through Matt Rose’s channel and the thumbnail got me😂
5:11 proud norwegian frfr
Yesterday, a couple of boys in my class told our science teacher that they had to leave class early to go to a school football match.
My teacher let them go, before receiving a text telling her *not to let them out.*
According to my more attentive best friend, they went to carrefour, and sent photos on snapchat saying "just managed to skip a lesson!! 🤪🤪"
There was like, twenty minutes left, and it was the last lesson of the day.
I DONT EVEN KNOW HOW THEY GOT PAST SCHOOL SECURITY-
love your videos Matt, they never fail to make me laugh, even on bad days
4:35 song is mr bright side
Matt Rose's channel is the only reason I'll be sad about Twitter's self destruction.
6:00 HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT OBAMA?!
*I PISSED ON THE MOON, YOU IDIOT!*
I PISSED ON THE MOON YOU IDIOT
YOU HAVE 23 HOURS BEFORE THE PISS DRRROPLLLETS HIT THE EARTH
SO GET OUT OF MY SIGHT, BEFORE I PISS ON YOU TOO!
wait a sec, we forgot the "I pissed on the moon you idiot" whoops.
Your ET impression is perfect, I can’t tell the difference!
2:01 could picture that scene vividly
Love the content you do man, always brightens up my day with a laugh! A story to add, not a Snapchat story, but once I managed to send my brother a document of a summary of shrek. I never knew until it was too late.
1:21 glockatiel
i was crying when this was posted
1:27 it’s actually et home phone
Monday is my favorite day of the week because of Matt.
I was eating cereal while watching this but 3:02 made me spit out a whole bunch of milk 💀💀💀
I'd kill to see the video
"Your friend looks like they're about to pop" is the most disrespectful thing I've seen of an AI and it had me crying for more than 2 minutes.
you should go over oddly specific/weird shirts, there's so many and they're the funniest
One day, I'll buy one of those shirts. But only one that isn't directed at me
@@genericname2747 i have one that says "70 and fabulous" on it. i am not 70 or fabulous
i kept laughing at these and my mom thinks i need therapy
3:27 I really overanalyzed this image. I need help.
It’s the rectum
That's me every day
how
@@cristhecris_guessing they did *n o t* realize that was the *belly button.*
We need a sequel to “the social agony of mishearing people”
5:37 nothing wrong with a bit of chub
Thanks.
The ai chat calling someone's face a pizza had me wheezing
6:09 now the real question is; did they narc?
As a Floridian, i can confirm Joey is the most average St Pete man
im stuck on a ferry in france rn this makes everything loads better dkjdkdjd
Tres bon 🤌
By far, your funniest video yet, Matt!
SKULL EMOJIIII
How about Twitter's "why is THIS on my tv?"
A accidentally sent a bitmoji with hearts in the eyes replying to a story with a picture of shoes and a caption saying “WHAT ARE THOOOOOSEEE?!” fml 💀😭
Sending a message to chug a drink to someone pregnant is hilarious!
Honestly snapchatting that to your crush is a good thing. Shows him youre a real person, and you're funny.
4:11 “accidentally” sure bud, you keep telling her that
"Yeah babe it was an accident I swear"
Some partners are actually loyal, you know.
Can’t wait for a “Snapchat’s Twitter Incidents” video
As a norwegian I can confirm that everyone here speaks with a matt rose accent.
i took 7 minutes out of my day to watch this. thank you.
That Norwegian accent was just… yeah
Skull emojii starting to become the greatest antagonist of all time
Me who does not use snapchat fins this funny
Truly classic
I need to stop watching these in library at school cause the whole room is quiet and I’m just giggling like a mad man
0:28 why were they sending that to ryan. who are they and why do they deserve that
we will never know
8-Bitryan
Snack
just came home from school and came home to a Matt rose video. was gonna shower but it can wait
Matt, if you're struggling with a Norwegian accent, you should listen to Jens Stoltenberg talk. He has the HEAVIEST accent I've ever heard from a Norwegian.
Matt yelling "SkUlL eMoJi" will never get old
Bit of an odd request but I'd love to see a video where you read character ai chats
lets talk about how matt puts a lot of effort in his videos
3:38 BAHHAHAHAHA
Since we’re back from sequelathon, I’m back to requesting stories from basic training. Probably a good five videos right there, and I think we all want to hear your DI voice.
4:22 why would anyone use Snapchat as mirror lol you could easily end up sending stuff like that by accident. Use your front camera or just a regular small mirror in your house
one time i sent a picture of a tarantula to my mom. shes arachnophobic. she just said "'no!".
It blows my mind that people still use snapchat, but I wonder if it's because I'm no longer in high school (and haven't been for years now). I think last year some guy asked for my snapchat and my immediate response was to say "are you 15?". I turned right back around and walked away. Didn't even know how to process his question lol...
I don't even know what snapchat is, so I assume if it's a social media thing that I'm not aware of it must be something kids do. Your reaction sounds reasonable to me.
I don't have snapchat but your reaction was straight up rude if this is all the context...
Damn life has really soured you
@@princessmaly its been out for many years, not a new thing
@@Checkmate___ fr