1:45 The guys in ties are Mormon missionaries. Drinking alcohol is forbidden by the church, and doing such while serving on a mission is grounds enough to consider excommunication from the church at worst, being forced to quit your mission early at best (still looks very bad for them though.)
@@tarastanojevic6054 if not being able to drink alchohol, or other drinks and foods like coffee is oppression sure, but I dont see how anything else is oppressive
3:29 “Hey bro. dont mind me, just casually drowning in the middle of the ocean off the coast of cali atm. if you could come pick me up, that’d be great.”
Inuyasha Manga May 1997 Anime October 16, 2000 Naruto Manga September 21, 1999 Anime October 3, 2002 Proof Inuyasha Was running like that before Naruto. Naruto just popularized it.
@@hellreaper2845 Says the guy with cabbage patch as there profile pic, you probably never went to area 51 because you were grounded simply because the fact that you are a crotch goblin, and nobody likes you.
@@EddieB-ready If anyone from Inuyasha would be Akamaru it would most likely be Inuyasha's half older brother Sesshomaru or even their father because they can transform into dogs but since Sesshomaru is smaller than there father it would have to be him since Inuyasha has a human-like body with dog characteristics and cannot transform into a dog.
Always prefer to speak to an actual person for customer support because i can actually explain the issue to them. This one time over half my marvel digital comics (that i paid for with money) disappeared from my library on my tablet and I was able to tell the guy exactly which issues of which series were missing and he got it sorted for me in no time. You can’t do that with an automated assistant.
5:56 just do what ive been doing since i was 4 years old 1. Keep the door closed 2. Keep your pets close and sometimes use them as a double blanket 3. Hide under your blanket all night, not out of fear though. Its just comfortable.
I played a prank on my school. I bought a 400 dollar speaker and threw it on the roof,where it landed into the hole where you get into the vent. I also had a battery that was charging it. It lasted 6 days without dying. And then.. I posted Ram Ranch and All star. On. Loop. The pay off: I was praised as a king at school. The punishment: 1 week ISS. I hope you enjoyed my Madlad story.
I like that the one who said about watching the Netflix show, has Bates in his username, wonder if he is saying he isn't scared because he is a Bates. Keep you the good work Mister J FYI: There is a film called Psycho and one of the characters in it is called Norman Bates who runs the Bates hotel.
2:49. Yes indeed. The only way. Drive a stake through it's heart on a starless newmoon night, while chanting praises to the eldritch beings that brought the creature into existence. But beware the day some even madder lad comes around pulls out the stake and feeds the carcass with fresh blood...
The fact that you said whether as "wheater" really shows your iq as a human and as you sir you are insane for thinking the raid WOULD actually happen but mate they having a fun time there dont have to be a european
@@omarditz2833 Yeah, it was quite a heated topic. The past few months was really a tornado of a time when the raid was being hyped. It's such a twist that anyone came at all. Though I agree with A name a Name. That sentence is quite a confusing one. Like what the hail? It could knock me out cold if it were a person. Had a lot of pressure put on me when I was reading it with a friend of mine.
5:52 wait, people think its scary to sleep with their door open? I always have it open, because im scared of the dark. Basically, i'd turn off the light in my room, open the door and have the lights on in the hallway, because then i'd get some light, but not too much. Oh and also, the entrance to the attic is between my bed and the door, so if any demons crawl out of the attic, i dont have the additional panic of opening the door.
On Facebook a good 10 years ago I had a group of friends where we would just join groups and post the most idiotic things or questions seeing how long it would take to get banned. Another tactic I wasn't involved in was seeing if it was possible to get admin status and remove all the other admins essentially stealing the group.
2:50 See, Jake, it's actually Siemens, C45 if I am not mistaken. 7:06 I can. Because England is not an island. It's an country on the island of Great Britain.
I work at a cafe in a gas station and we have regulars, yes more than one person, come in and just buy all of our mountain dew. Idk why, maybe it's cheaper here, maybe they're gamers coming outta their hole to stock up, but sure enough they come.
I remember back in the days when you uploaded cs videos with 1k when i tryed to find you on youtube your channel wasnt even showing. Look at you now good work keep it up
Thanks for another great video! Btw when your keyboard is not set to english, it will automatically capitalize every foreign word because it thinks they're names.
4:12 I pronounced Naruto like that once to my friend so watches it and he got so pissed he held me in a choke hold until I pronounced it the right way lmao
@FakeJake 4:39 Fan fact, the employees of the sypermarket locked inside all those kids and then they called the police. The police couldn't do anything, and they let them go.
The first one is a parody from a different post where a same thing happened but the paypal bot said "That's great!"
Lol
yes
Lmao
Idk which is worse/funnier
Ik
4:00 the tumblr post of this makes it even better. To quote:
"world's most cynical art student. That title is a feat in and of itself
you mean to tell me they surpassed hitler?
@@nomad7196 Was he an art student? Because if not, he's not really relevant here.
The joke is that Hitler was a cynical art student.
@@karkatvantas9557 yes he was
@@rebeccamorris3290 but he wasnt accepted to art school so he doesnt count.
@@alperakyuz9702 he was an art student
Nailing a Nokia to a wall is not the way to breaking the phone, as it will only break the wall.
Evil Emoira and the nail.
The nail*
@@bobdillion7252 Indeed
Even if you break Nokia it will work as new
It gives +5 projectile protection to the wall
Jake..."just..crashed my plane"
He was in the middle of the ocean, with a life jacket on and a plane in the ocean. The plane literally did crash lmao
"HAHAHA, But seriously it was really sad, took so many names!"
4:41 this was In Poland
the thruth is that they were mad they weren't allowed to go to the shop so they just came with whole school
They employes even locked them at the store, and called the police, but even the police couldn't do shit about that :D
Looklike serbia more
@@bojanpetrovic1205 nah its poland
I'm pretty sure that's England
We got lidl
1:45 The guys in ties are Mormon missionaries. Drinking alcohol is forbidden by the church, and doing such while serving on a mission is grounds enough to consider excommunication from the church at worst, being forced to quit your mission early at best (still looks very bad for them though.)
I fail to see the downside of either consequence
Exactly, win-win for them.
Its better for them to quit that religion, i read that people who were in that religion were opressed in every way
My friend is Mormon.
@@tarastanojevic6054 if not being able to drink alchohol, or other drinks and foods like coffee is oppression sure, but I dont see how anything else is oppressive
3:29 “Hey bro. dont mind me, just casually drowning in the middle of the ocean off the coast of cali atm. if you could come pick me up, that’d be great.”
2:15 this is illegal lmao, drugging people generally goes against the law
Salt Squid welcome to the joke
Nah
I once put laxatives in all of the teachers cookies
@@AmputeeTalks ?!
Oh reaaallyy?
"Yeah, England is a joke"
Me, an English person: *Sips tea whilst loading gun with malicious intent*
Biscuits hun all so we are out of jam
This is not a madlad but a typical Yank, i.e. a xenophobe.
I'm such a madlad that I once ate oatmeal with a fork instead of a spoon
I ate ramen with spoons.
@@blooberryanimations4017 r/madlads lol
"Daaaaaamn." - Ice Cuba and Chris Tucker
I eat my oatmeal with a butterknife, take that you tinyfoot chump
@@sweetapplepie8364 I ate carrots with a knife.
bruh, what happened to VeganAthiests 1?
dude, i'm not a vegan how do u expect me to know?
Same thing, probably
They also discovered Jesus and bacon cheeseburgers.
Idek Anymore I’m both, I have no clue
The Catholics caught them weak.
Don't know any Decepticons that turn into a chair, but I met an Autobot that turns into a "decorative rod."
hm
Be the change you want in the world
I thought that the veganathiests were people that didn’t believe in vegans
꧁SkyleeKates꧂ . Honestly I have no idea
꧁SkyleeKates꧂ . It is confusing.... my stupidity actually having people like it
꧁SkyleeKates꧂ . Exactly
I thought that said Vagina-thists
Like a fucking biologist
Minhaz 25 fuck biology that sounds like a disease
Inuyasha
Manga
May 1997
Anime
October 16, 2000
Naruto
Manga
September 21, 1999
Anime
October 3, 2002
Proof Inuyasha Was running like that before Naruto. Naruto just popularized it.
Honestly, nobody gives a shit. Enjoy the memes or stfu.
@@hellreaper2845
Says the guy with cabbage patch as there profile pic, you probably never went to area 51 because you were grounded simply because the fact that you are a crotch goblin, and nobody likes you.
Nah, InuYasha becane Akamaru
@@EddieB-ready If anyone from Inuyasha would be Akamaru it would most likely be Inuyasha's half older brother Sesshomaru or even their father because they can transform into dogs but since Sesshomaru is smaller than there father it would have to be him since Inuyasha has a human-like body with dog characteristics and cannot transform into a dog.
@JustASimple Otaku this was 4 months ago, I'm over it 😂
3:04 I don't think he gets the joke.
i actually think he just made a comment
4:11 here in USA you can’t be held liable to a debt your spouse had before you got married so yay us!
U.S.A.!
You S.A!
You Essay!!
What does that have to do with 4:11?
Nandezf Komaeda I think they mean 3:53 but didn’t get the time stamp right
Always prefer to speak to an actual person for customer support because i can actually explain the issue to them. This one time over half my marvel digital comics (that i paid for with money) disappeared from my library on my tablet and I was able to tell the guy exactly which issues of which series were missing and he got it sorted for me in no time. You can’t do that with an automated assistant.
5:56 just do what ive been doing since i was 4 years old 1. Keep the door closed 2. Keep your pets close and sometimes use them as a double blanket 3. Hide under your blanket all night, not out of fear though. Its just comfortable.
9:05 I'm deceased what did gam gam doo
2:38 Nokia's are like vampires, if you take out the nail it will come back with 99% of the battery left
What if you put the nail back in and back out a total of 99 times?
@@ipwn6 thats not how causality works
I played a prank on my school. I bought a 400 dollar speaker and threw it on the roof,where it landed into the hole where you get into the vent. I also had a battery that was charging it. It lasted 6 days without dying. And then.. I posted Ram Ranch and All star. On. Loop. The pay off: I was praised as a king at school. The punishment: 1 week ISS. I hope you enjoyed my Madlad story.
5:33 *Is it bad that I instantly go the joke? LMAO*
Got*
2:52 having nightmares too can cause memory loss
Nayla Casimira Sitompul I can’t understand if you’re joking or if you’re just stupid
4:36 So this happened in Poland in the city next to my. So proud of my country...
@Kamil Namysło Zielona Góra jeżeli dobrze pamiętam.
1:40 that made said this for the first time in my life what a bunch of
MAD LADS!
hahahaha
Danny DeVito's funniest movie has to be Throw Momma from the Train. Neglected classic.
I like that the one who said about watching the Netflix show, has Bates in his username, wonder if he is saying he isn't scared because he is a Bates.
Keep you the good work Mister J
FYI:
There is a film called Psycho and one of the characters in it is called Norman Bates who runs the Bates hotel.
Hi. The real madlad is Jake. Also, imagine Jake and Atozy. Or Jake and Scrubby.
You're first
unnamed_rayan I am. Also, I swear I’ve seen you comment before.
Trish-a hentai
@@TrishaSmith i've probably told you you were first before.
Trisha Smith Jake Emkay and Giofilms and Oz Media
2:52 you'd think so, but in reality, it's said that the phone still receives the odd call during class hours, but from an unknown caller.
2:49. Yes indeed. The only way. Drive a stake through it's heart on a starless newmoon night, while chanting praises to the eldritch beings that brought the creature into existence.
But beware the day some even madder lad comes around pulls out the stake and feeds the carcass with fresh blood...
Ah yes, having class on a starless newmoon night
*HEY, PLAY MINECRAFT!!!*
yes
I always do
Foxy 47 his Minecraft channel is called FakeJakeLive
Foxy 47 no , TERRAROA
@@Qettec that's why I'm asking him to play MC
6:45 Capricorns are known for being smart like that so....
Oh really? He could be lying about his horoscope being capricorn and then it turns out he is an Sagittarius
7:00 missed opportunity to say "What are you doing in the ocean?"
He’s had at least one second as he doesn’t remember the day of the month or week.
3:28 Jake, that probably wasn't his plane, it probably crashed into the water and that's why he has the emergency life jacket.
5:49 "Leg out of the beg"
2:58 Haha! I loved when it said... wait. what was it again...
5:15 the fact that I don't know whether he's saying everyone there is annoying or that everyone is bugging the guards at area 51 annoys me
*whether
The fact that you said whether as "wheater" really shows your iq as a human and as you sir you are insane for thinking the raid WOULD actually happen but mate they having a fun time there dont have to be a european
@@omarditz2833
Yeah, it was quite a heated topic. The past few months was really a tornado of a time when the raid was being hyped. It's such a twist that anyone came at all. Though I agree with A name a Name. That sentence is quite a confusing one. Like what the hail? It could knock me out cold if it were a person. Had a lot of pressure put on me when I was reading it with a friend of mine.
NotSoProish Noob Atozy is saying that the group of people are just annoying the guards
@@clairef.9970 H
5:52 wait, people think its scary to sleep with their door open? I always have it open, because im scared of the dark. Basically, i'd turn off the light in my room, open the door and have the lights on in the hallway, because then i'd get some light, but not too much. Oh and also, the entrance to the attic is between my bed and the door, so if any demons crawl out of the attic, i dont have the additional panic of opening the door.
What do you mean nailing a Nokia to a wall destroys it you just need to charge it and it still works
3:36 They had us in the first half not gonna lie
On Facebook a good 10 years ago I had a group of friends where we would just join groups and post the most idiotic things or questions seeing how long it would take to get banned. Another tactic I wasn't involved in was seeing if it was possible to get admin status and remove all the other admins essentially stealing the group.
The guy in the astronaut costume at 5:01 is a youtuber named Atozy. He made a whole vlog at area 51
When a robot laughs at you for getting scammed
6:58
I've never been so offended by something I 100% agree with.
Only dragon glass and valarian steel can destroy old Nokias
Yooooooooo,, Isn't a capricorn this drink, where you punch the straw through the bag, everytime?! LMFAOOOOOOO
4:54 what was his sign suppose to say? What is the man’s title so that way I know the proper amount of fear I should be in over his tambourine.
Kottonkandy09 look closely... rhymes with maggot
Sugarbear - ohhh... I’m fearful.
@@sugarbear4865 F?
@@tjmv1183 Correct!
2:50 See, Jake, it's actually Siemens, C45 if I am not mistaken.
7:06 I can. Because England is not an island. It's an country on the island of Great Britain.
All capricorns are madlads, it has been proven.
1:02 "apes together strong"
But jake the guy who said having too much *** can cause memory loss forgot the speech marks at the end.
The english subtitles say "Our such" instead of "r/"
Bone apple tea?
I had the pleasure to tune in on the area 51 raid the moment the madlad in the space suit.
The 9 years one is insane
Jake with the J.K. burn!
👍🏽
4:39 I’m like 90% sure that’s the Lidl in my town
At 2:15 it kind of sounded like a Yorkshire accent 😂😂
9:06 LUCY, you got some splainin to do...😅😂🤣
seeing atozy on fakejake was something I didn't expect
I actually decided to warch mariann, im on the 3rd episode now and not once i was scared.
I am the truest mad lad of all
1:35
Didn't this originally say
If they lose they bottom
Or is the one I'm thinking of an edit of this
it took 1 second to finish this joke
5:49 you said beg dude lmao
Ikr
4:44 i remember seeing it on news
it was in poland and there was A LOT memes about it
(im from poland)
The employees didn't wash my hands either!!
that astrology dude playing chess games LMFAO
I work at a cafe in a gas station and we have regulars, yes more than one person, come in and just buy all of our mountain dew. Idk why, maybe it's cheaper here, maybe they're gamers coming outta their hole to stock up, but sure enough they come.
4:50 that's actually in my hometown 😂😂😂
See you 10 years later!
5:45 - 5:50
'sleep with my leg out of the beg'
I remember back in the days when you uploaded cs videos with 1k when i tryed to find you on youtube your channel wasnt even showing. Look at you now good work keep it up
ive been to that lidl we were there 2hr later the shelves were empty
5:48
Ah yes... The BEG
Thanks for another great video!
Btw when your keyboard is not set to english, it will automatically capitalize every foreign word because it thinks they're names.
5:20 Please someone tell me this is ATOZY! lmao
The Naruto runner looks like Craig Tucker from South Park
That Mug shot was probably from getting arrested for protesting
4:12 I pronounced Naruto like that once to my friend so watches it and he got so pissed he held me in a choke hold until I pronounced it the right way lmao
Oh Yeah I Love Capitalizing First Letters Oh Yeah Yeah This Is So Fantastic Absolutely Epic
Hey guys let’s start a raid in the youtube head quarters
I just realized blind people that watch these videos will only hear the clean version of these jokes.
is the guy at 7:34 the guy from the tv show corner gas? he looks so much like him
If we nailed Jesus I’m sure we can nail the Nokia
decepticon go vrroom
I see your framed mugshot and raise you a patient I picked up who had framed their DNR form.
2:46 how the f*** did that teacher to nail a nokia to the wall
Word Nokia
Fake Jake :Knockeia
5:50 leg out of the beg
On the purge I will make my computer code 1
4:51 PewDiePie fans know the rest
The only way to destroy a Nokia
Is to nail it to a wall like some fucked ritual
2:37
No one notice he said keep my leg put of the beg
The only reason that Nokia doesn’t work is because the battery is dead
1:29
Hey, HEY KID!
You know what kinda book this is?
4:58 I can still read that...
K
What does it say?
lazerzshootzyou I ain’t falling for that lol
"Leg out of the beg" interesting
@FakeJake 4:39 Fan fact, the employees of the sypermarket locked inside all those kids and then they called the police. The police couldn't do anything, and they let them go.
2:52 He doesn’t remember the day, that’s a big problem.
5:55 No, he's not an idiot, he's a psychopath