9:11 Nah, OP there would be completely fine, legally; he literally put a warning label on it. Technically, he trapped it, but because it had a warning on the side, the 'victim' has no ground to stand on to claim it was trapped. Much like you can't sue a pharmaceutical company for side effects listed on the bottle. Basically, if you eat something labelled as poison, you can't sue someone for poisoning you: that's on you. Also, the 'victim' would have to confess to the crime of theft, so...
In the Czech Republic, there's a company Centropen, whose name is basically undergoing exactly the same transformation. There's just no nice generic name for this kind of pen I guess? I wonder what it's called in other countries, if each country calls it after a different company :D
When he said "Speaking of VPNs.." I automatically skipped 40 secs ahead in the video, without even thinking. Then the half-finished statement of "Just kidding" registered in my brain and I was just like: Hol' Up...
@@borkboi4040 im honestly wondering if ur disabled yourself if you wouldnt not be able to know 100% that was a joke. Well anyways, take care and good luck.
I applaud the commitment of the nurse who was willing to be fired to make sure the patient , someone she did not know personally, would get the best chance at life. Thankfully he lived and she didn't get fired. but kudos for taking her vow to help people that far!
A brother of a friend of mine is just constantly high. The dude smoked so much, that now, you can't tell if he's sober or not. He also believes he's Jesus, thinks he's going to give birth to himself, that God is his son, has Jewish followers, believes he's destined to be in a poly relationship with women who have restraining orders against him, prisoners are afraid of him, and he responds to any variation of "dear god" as "why do you keep saying my sons name?" I wish I was joking, I really do. But this dude is the maddest of lads, constantly high and being a badass.
What they need is enough to be the wallpaper in all the rooms in their 500ft² mansion with 58 bedrooms, 12 bath, 6 kitchens, gameroom, and pool room with enough left as carpeting for all the floors too
What the prison reviews are for: Prison Supervisors to rate it. People: Still able to rate it. Madlads: Is it to much to rate it for me getting arrested?
At my middle school, us football plays write Boomer and our football number under it. Today I erased the "ok" on the "ok Boomer" Now his locker says " Boomer #73"
If you're wondering, No, the champions in Pokemon games don't have 500 full restores. They only have 2 or 3 to use, and one is always used the first time a pokemon reaches red and isn't KO'd.
Volunteering at a food bank, I'd take the candy bars and offer the kids something from my "goody basket" to give them something to look forward to while waiting 45 minutes to go through and the grownups like it, too. In October, word came down from above that all candy is to be saved for Halloween - when the kids get plenty of candy anyway. My boss took the all the candy and put it in a box with a big sign saying "For Halloween only" and then put it right next to my desk. She was staff and I was a volunteer which made me a little tricky to fire (apart from one occasion when I was just shuffled to where Boss+1 couldn't see me). Who would have thought that the guy in the V for Vendetta T shirt would disobey such a clearly written instruction? I mean, she made it perfectly clear!
A couple days ago we had this really fun day in school. We got to watch a movie, sit there for a while, and play Minecraft on the iPads. My friend just sat down, got out his headphones, and started watching SpongeBob episodes.
The sarcasm comment 4:11 was pretty much how I feel every day just replace sarcasm with F**ks, and just like the comment I waste the only one I have on something stupid.
fourzer0seven at 6:16 "who has the littlest dong" well let us see *enters math mode* we have one Jewish, one with a wide-body feature but says skinny, and one that kissed a dude. This is a tough one this could be any one of them. JK JK I love you guys and your videos keep up the awesome work and the sweet food gang b***.
That last post was basically me during the Guzma fight in Po Town and the Ultra Necrozma fight during my second run of Ultra Moon. I literally would go to the town with the Herb seller guy (forget what it's name is. It's the town where you can also buy fossils I believe.); buy a ton of Revival Herbs with the money from my Mantine Surf addiction; fight with Dartrix/Decidueye until he fainted; switch to the Blastoise that I got from a Wondertrade as a lv. 1 Squirtle; fight with him till *he* fainted; switch to a random Pokemon, Revival Herb both Blastoise and Dartrix/Decidueye, and if the Pokemon managed to tank a hit after I healed one or both of the other two I would use the remaining turn to attack with them; and then repeat the process, occasionally using a Revival Herb on my other four Pokemon if necessary. I swear, I single-handedly made the Herb seller pretty much a millionaire just from those two battles. Funny thing is, I had no issues with Golisopod when I used Primarina my first run, and they share a type...I HATE GOLISOPOD'S ABILITY SO MUCH!!
9:05 from a legal standpoint i have always wondered if the cigarette companies accidentally dumped excess amount of poison into cigarettes (of the poison ingredients already in there) and how that would be looked upon legally.. because i mean.. if u smoke.. you know its ganna kill you.. and yet u choose to do it. so I'm curious as to how that would be interpreted.
"Speaking of VPNs... Just kidding, I'm not sponsored!"
Jake, YOU'RE the real mad lad here!
Literally, the moment he said speaking of VPNs and the NordVPN thing showed up in the background, I skipped 30 seconds of the video on reflex.
I actually skip 10 seconds
Even when I saw this comment I skipped 20 seconds lmao
It got me I was going to skip it F
@@sansskeleton3680 SAMEEE
These lads don't need help, everyone else does...
Agreed.
Hey im your 200th like :)
@@Sparro-1 yeah
9:11 Nah, OP there would be completely fine, legally; he literally put a warning label on it. Technically, he trapped it, but because it had a warning on the side, the 'victim' has no ground to stand on to claim it was trapped. Much like you can't sue a pharmaceutical company for side effects listed on the bottle.
Basically, if you eat something labelled as poison, you can't sue someone for poisoning you: that's on you.
Also, the 'victim' would have to confess to the crime of theft, so...
And he wasn't even supposed to be eating them anyways
Desiree he answered that
Basically the coworker is a idiot because he/she eats anything that looks good despite all warnings on it
Interesting how Sharpie is losing its branding and becoming a generic name like Bandaid and Jell-o did
In the Czech Republic, there's a company Centropen, whose name is basically undergoing exactly the same transformation. There's just no nice generic name for this kind of pen I guess? I wonder what it's called in other countries, if each country calls it after a different company :D
In our country, they're called pentel pens.
@@FelixHelixihare so it's also after a company? Nice
And Kleenex
And kleenex
When he said "Speaking of VPNs.." I automatically skipped 40 secs ahead in the video, without even thinking.
Then the half-finished statement of "Just kidding" registered in my brain and I was just like:
Hol' Up...
FakeJake is basically Emkay but with a cool animated drawing of himself
PandaGuy3000 and without the wheezing
And without a identically sounding clone
They should make a collab video.
Agreed.
dark mode emkay
US: We got Disney+
Australia: We had to wait a week for Disney+!
Uk: We don't get Disney+ till April
Scandinavia: You guys are getting Disney+?
me: whats disney+
What's Disney?
@@et3791 wha- wha- wha- wha-
MFT Plax are you either disabled or joking
@@borkboi4040 im honestly wondering if ur disabled yourself if you wouldnt not be able to know 100% that was a joke.
Well anyways, take care and good luck.
2:57 The best response would’ve been something like “Excuse me while I cry into the beer that I can legally buy.”
I applaud the commitment of the nurse who was willing to be fired to make sure the patient , someone she did not know personally, would get the best chance at life. Thankfully he lived and she didn't get fired. but kudos for taking her vow to help people that far!
A brother of a friend of mine is just constantly high. The dude smoked so much, that now, you can't tell if he's sober or not. He also believes he's Jesus, thinks he's going to give birth to himself, that God is his son, has Jewish followers, believes he's destined to be in a poly relationship with women who have restraining orders against him, prisoners are afraid of him, and he responds to any variation of "dear god" as "why do you keep saying my sons name?"
I wish I was joking, I really do. But this dude is the maddest of lads, constantly high and being a badass.
DO NOT FORKING SMOKE
Dude, read about Hong Xiuquan, a dude who thought he was the brother of Jesus, he caused a Chinese Civil War with over 30 000 000 deads
At 3:28 I don't know if anyone noticed the joke about the mug.
Noticed how his "mugshot" appeared when the *mugs-hot* .hahahaha
Poor kid, he probably wanted to play with his siblings.
Nah, just the way he looks, he is the "MINE" type of kid who won't leave you alone and won't cooperate.
“Richard Gene The Fishing machine”
I can’t 😂😂😂
Vythe Cringe?
They duct taped him to a chair, Fake Jake? Damn.
If that's all the cards what a small collection
What they need is enough to be the wallpaper in all the rooms in their 500ft² mansion with 58 bedrooms, 12 bath, 6 kitchens, gameroom, and pool room with enough left as carpeting for all the floors too
@@dimitrijames00001 Agreed.
He deserved
4:06 this reminds me of the time at my school's art fair,someone painted sans
*Did they gets praised for it*
Nice
@@cyanity1017 marbles
I got a good opening for
r/madlads
r/madlads the home of mad lads, lasses, and other classes of madness
4:50
I quite love the implication that Tinder exist's in the Dark Souls' universe.
Or would that be Tinder _is_ the Dark Souls universe?
Who is reviewing the police? "Police police, police police police police, police police." - Vsauce Michael.
That guy robbing the bar peobably has a great "I don't work here" story...
Nobody
Litterally nobody
Every TH-camr I watch : 5:28
I got an ad when i pressed it lol...
5:30.
Totally got me bro!
Great job! 👍👍
What the prison reviews are for: Prison Supervisors to rate it.
People: Still able to rate it.
Madlads: Is it to much to rate it for me getting arrested?
The people who hit the like button: We have you 286 to one!
The one person in Australia: _nervous sweating_
4:58
Would've replied "I have to admit this question has me stumped."
5:15 This makes me want to throw tea into the nearest body of water
Happy boston tea party noises*
* new england noises *
7:10 Should have let him know you got the message by saying "Roger that artifact".
8:15 is fakejake dregg moriss?!?!?!?
(if you got the reference please tell me, i love those games, they deserve more love)
0:08 do not interrupt the meeting of the high council!!
9:44 if anybody wondering Aaron Smith is the guy who made the song Dancin
Aka smug dancing kid meme
you can see the anger in that kids eyes duct taped to the chair
DUCT TAPE TIME
0:40 don’t worry, it’s just old man Jenkins
That’s an acronym btw
1:48 instead of saying "THIS IS A DUNKIN DONUTS MATTER", he should've said "THIS IS A DUNKIN DONUTS DILEMMA"
I'm going to get a Millennial Farmer shirt christmas, but I'm actually a Zoomer.
@ 6:24. We Americans ask ourselves this quite often.
The Black Friday campers forgot to draw protective circles on the ground.
So FakeJake,
Where’s the real *j a k e* ?!
*-go to channels-*
m.th-cam.com/video/6_b7RDuLwcI/w-d-xo.html
Its actually a thing
Nice one
I know this link do not try and fool me
FBI what happens ??
At my middle school, us football plays write Boomer and our football number under it. Today I erased the "ok" on the "ok Boomer"
Now his locker says " Boomer #73"
4:55 there's a very similar post going around tumblr for years now too. I honestly find it sorta sweet
If you're wondering, No, the champions in Pokemon games don't have 500 full restores. They only have 2 or 3 to use, and one is always used the first time a pokemon reaches red and isn't KO'd.
Volunteering at a food bank, I'd take the candy bars and offer the kids something from my "goody basket" to give them something to look forward to while waiting 45 minutes to go through and the grownups like it, too. In October, word came down from above that all candy is to be saved for Halloween - when the kids get plenty of candy anyway. My boss took the all the candy and put it in a box with a big sign saying "For Halloween only" and then put it right next to my desk. She was staff and I was a volunteer which made me a little tricky to fire (apart from one occasion when I was just shuffled to where Boss+1 couldn't see me). Who would have thought that the guy in the V for Vendetta T shirt would disobey such a clearly written instruction? I mean, she made it perfectly clear!
5:38 guy in the right is Tom from parks and recreations
3:42 Not gonna lie, if I were baked and saw that sign, I'd just think it was even funnier and steal it.
A couple days ago we had this really fun day in school. We got to watch a movie, sit there for a while, and play Minecraft on the iPads. My friend just sat down, got out his headphones, and started watching SpongeBob episodes.
The guy on the right on 5:35 is an actor all right, Damien. He is an film director, producer and actor named Dhanush.
9:57 sonia literally gives you 27 revives in the adventure
That and you can buy way more and still have a ton of money left over
Noone:
*NICKELS*
"Not gonna lie, they had us in the first half."
3:50
Me:[looking at the picture] is that the original ace?
4:02
Me:Yup he is a madlad
I’m a madlad for having watched both of those videos on the left before I watched this one
The 420 one was hilarious. Awesome fix. 🤣🤣🤣
5:45 i think that guys from parks and recreation
7:14 dude just chillin there while a dude pulls a spas-12 on his ass respect
Jake: who’s reviewing the police Me: me watching the news everyone is jake everyone
Same thing happened in my city for Stoner Rd. Now it has two streets on the same sign and its on a stop sign instead of on its own post.
The RealJake is disguised as FakeJake
Jake is the thing who keeps me sane while 6 friends bully me :)
5:44 Respect the drip Karen
2:59 she should’ve said “you’re *” as a comeback lmao
0:42 so basicly forry gets arested for being inpatient
"C'mon man you have no right to say that"
*She neither*
*The thirteen year old used the wrong you’re, so he better stop with insulting ppl about internet challenges* 🤟
re'you right
your right
Your right
Raphael Aquino ✊🏻😔
3:16 I try to do this in my city airport but they told me that shampoo was allowed so... I acidentaly brought ilegal yogurt to another city lol
Imagine taped your child onto a chair in the basement and he laughed
4:06 Mesa is pleased. Mesa award u
7:17 activated google assistant 😂😂😂
You vpn advert joke was spot on.. 🤣 🤣 🤣 Good one.. LIKE.
Leon actually has no full restores.
It was the only battle I lost.
And I beat him the first time, but I ran into him again in the battle tower.
The sarcasm comment 4:11 was pretty much how I feel every day just replace sarcasm with F**ks, and just like the comment I waste the only one I have on something stupid.
4:04
Jake: laughs at video
Jake: gets copystriked
Jake: really n*g*a
The ducktaped kids face made me satisfied
even tho this is old, at around 9:30 i didnt know why but i remembered the name but its because he made the song "Dancin"
0:39 me every year. They never caught me yet though😂😂😂
R/thathappend
6:40 so THAT'S why I keep finding massive numbers of coins in my dreams...
To the Story about the stolen Food: I think the the 12 Jurors would be like "Mate, really? It said Poison -Do not Eat. Are you Stoopid or Something?"
3:48 I’m in Colorado and I want to drive the 420 miles just for that
The jar jar binks painting belongs in a museum
fourzer0seven at 6:16 "who has the littlest dong" well let us see *enters math mode* we have one Jewish, one with a wide-body feature but says skinny, and one that kissed a dude. This is a tough one this could be any one of them. JK JK I love you guys and your videos keep up the awesome work and the sweet food gang b***.
I love the outro. These videos look pretty appetising and one of the suggestion is a disabled guy on fire....
This video makes me want to speak in class without raising my hand
That last post was basically me during the Guzma fight in Po Town and the Ultra Necrozma fight during my second run of Ultra Moon. I literally would go to the town with the Herb seller guy (forget what it's name is. It's the town where you can also buy fossils I believe.); buy a ton of Revival Herbs with the money from my Mantine Surf addiction; fight with Dartrix/Decidueye until he fainted; switch to the Blastoise that I got from a Wondertrade as a lv. 1 Squirtle; fight with him till *he* fainted; switch to a random Pokemon, Revival Herb both Blastoise and Dartrix/Decidueye, and if the Pokemon managed to tank a hit after I healed one or both of the other two I would use the remaining turn to attack with them; and then repeat the process, occasionally using a Revival Herb on my other four Pokemon if necessary. I swear, I single-handedly made the Herb seller pretty much a millionaire just from those two battles. Funny thing is, I had no issues with Golisopod when I used Primarina my first run, and they share a type...I HATE GOLISOPOD'S ABILITY SO MUCH!!
Was that your first impression to golisopod
Another great video from budget Emkay.
These some next dimension cartoon anime madlads
5:12 hehe you could say that they are arm in arm
0:09 ....*the should have duck taped the mouth*...
9:05 from a legal standpoint i have always wondered if the cigarette companies accidentally dumped excess amount of poison into cigarettes (of the poison ingredients already in there) and how that would be looked upon legally.. because i mean.. if u smoke.. you know its ganna kill you.. and yet u choose to do it. so I'm curious as to how that would be interpreted.
running out of revive ? are you underestimating my power?
1:00
I died...
But i SURVIVED!
I changed a contact to santa and now kids leave me alone when I tell them to
7:52 didn't that end up being from their microwave?
everyone else: yow-gurt
Jake: yoh-gurt
Your da one with wrong pronunciation
@@ginaburrows6782 you're
That is Brit pronounce
Bruh when the one that says no politics showed up an ad for mark Kelly and China showed up.
Can confirm, I live in colorado and have seen the 419.99 mile marker. Its funny asf lmao
He featured the thumbnail. Incredible.
4:09 My new religion
If the guy were to use a black bear or brown bear costume it would've worked
05:44 is that Darkmane?
Jake: speaking of VPNs...ne-
Me: *skips 20 seconds*
but he said nevermind....
You got Jibated you got- you got jibated
This is an Avengers level threat
That's how I won the plant arena xD I kept poisening the endbosses giflor and he kept using sleep pouder on my myraplar and is was immune xD