Oh god my headphones just scared the heck out of me. They always say ‘Low Battery’ when low, I was trying to ignore it till the end of the video, when suddenly, it was like, ‘Goodbye.’ And I thought I was about to be murdered
I know this is kinda random but I love Pokémon it’s the only game that allows a 10 year old walk around with items that can let you catch death machines and get into battles putting them to use
I love Pokemon Mystery Dungeon it's the only game that forces the player to fall in love with the partner (In real life, not in-game.. But.. Both. Both is good).
Actually it lets ten year olds play adults and kidnap animals that they force to fight until they pass out and just put them in the machine to "cure" them.
isn't arresting people kinda kidnapping? cause your putting someone in a car chained up without there consent and putting them in a cell... *sounds a lot like actual kidnap but without the crime*
russian man: MASCOW MASCOW EVERY DAYS A HAPPY ONE!! florida man: he has a point should we add him? polish man nods* russian man: welcome to the group comrade austrailian man: so mates wanna go fishing?
3:52 you don’t know the funniest part about this. This Guy was last seen runing around the streets yelling ”WEE OHHH WEEE OHHH” Holding the light above his head.
@@gyhsntdbb9237 the first one to jump of a sky scraper course a nuclear explosion while taking a shit on a golden toilet and eating a giraffe and survives wins
@@igothoes2578 Callbacks aren't exclusive to standup or even comedy. They can be used in all kinds of media for various reasons! If you've ever read homestuck, it's basically just a million callbacks and foreshadows tied together with a plot. Which sounds bad, but it works shockingly well?
Lemme explain : Imaging holding a racket made by wilson, wilsons racket usually has their signature "w" on their netting, under a light bulb and there will, obvious, be no w in the shadow If the person A asks "where is the w?" and person B answers "shadows are always dark *bla bla bla scientific stuff...*", then the r/woooosh will woooosh person B and r/facepalm will facepalm at person A
Are we going to ignore the fact that Wendy’s just ended that girls whole career 4:03 Edit: since so many of you was talking about my grammar mistake I changed it P.S thx for the likes
I love EmKay so much when I’m playing games i use it as back-round sometimes it makes me laugh but it makes me more calm instead of punching s hole in my pc when i lose
❌ The Earth is flat. ❌ The Earth is round. ❌ The Earth is a cube. ❌ The Earth is a donut. ❌ The Earth is a hexagon. ❌ The Earth is a dodecahedron. ✔️ The Earth is a stripe.
this dude just went from “Chaz, Chad and Cooper” to “Number 15; Burger King foot lettuce. The last thing you expect to find on your Burger King-“ in a matter of seconds. i love him.
0:43 Is that a Nokia? I'm surprised the nail went through. Edit: Why, of all things, is this the comment that explodes? (I know its not that big, but I've never had a comment get more than 3 replies)
I was sitting in class in 6th grade, a teacher got mad at me and said, what is 0 plus 0, I said "How long your relationships last" he wasn't very happy about it.
Australia; the second Florida. Edit: So i'm eating and I almost spat out everything in my mouth when the news article about the stolen siren came on to the screen
@@YourDadsUnclesFriend I’ve typed Theif by accident way to many times so now I try to be extra careful when typing Thief because now my reflexes keep wanting to type theif
6:40 fun fact: that's actually a thing that happened. "Zaireeka" by The Flaming Lips was made to be played on 4 CD players or turntables across 4 discs of completely different tracks and hitting play at the same time. It did not go well
When you don't turn on notifications on TH-cam at all because you'll get the the videos when you have time and don't wanna be told every time a youtuber posts a video.
@@one3448 Honestly if I were a cop I don't think I'd arrest him. That's a level of badass crazy I wouldn't want to get anywhere near. Like a lion, best watched from afar.
@@noturno5062 it semi-is, but, it isn't at the same time, because the lower places in brazil are shit holes (although if someone finds this offensive, i apologize), but, they need to just stop, completely, the brazilian gangs, and cartels are shitty there, and you can, and i mean it, get shot in the back of the head, and your body ends up in a shallow grave.
also the country where a chick tried to take a selfie with a pitbull but ends up being attacked, her dad tries to help but throws a brick at her head which caused her to pass out
I'm suprised I don't have that with caffine or energy drinks in some form actually. I literally lowkey blacked out on my dad's floor before dinner one night cause I drank part of a Monster and 2 raspberry Rockstars with no water as a middle schooler all within a 6 hour time span and as it stands I am currently 5'1" and just under a hundred pounds so I was probably really tiny back then. In retrospect I probably could have died lol.
@Anna Lialine aw, I'm sorry. If I could throw u one I would, but I don't know you. So i can't. Sorry. Ok I'm really awkward how the fuck do i end this comment?
Spent half of third grade convincing my class I was a time traveler from 2038. Told em there would be a lot of bad stuff happening in 2020. *I wa right*
9:40 The sound he makes was so random I had to listen for 5 whole minutes. My parents thought I was high. This made me laugh more than this freaking video. I'm still rewinding to hear that dang sound.
"How'd it get there"
Wheels
Wheelinator
Yeah.. It drives me crazy
Official Doofensmirtz Evil Inc. r/madlad
*wheels*
@@WebStrike445 *theme intensifies*
'Australians are going the stupidest and craziest,'
Florida men: Are you challenging me?
Russians: *laughs from corner*
north korea: giggles from next room over
Germans: *Laughs from the attic*
Filipinos: *Laughs from the mountain*
This thread: *laughs around the world and house*
Funny meme: Exist
Damien: Demonic laughter intensifies
What do you mean Damien’s laugh is my life support
I thought it said “Furry meme”. 😂
My life:
Nah, nah, nah
Unfunny meme: Exists
Damien: Thats not funny
Also Damien: Demonic laughter intensifies.
thanks Patrick
Florida man: I'm the craziest person ever
Australian man: man steals police car right in front of security cameras
Craziest* :>
@@ollie.1564 shut
@@kians_gacha_stuff the door
@@random_commenter6904 and lock
@@aratusingtheinternet your foot
“OOCHIE OWEE”
Will now forever be engrained into my mind as the best quote ever.
wowie, didn’t expect to see a RWBY fan here
Yeah neither did I.
What about yowie wowie
@@sakuraa_7o What about Autism-Cat The Mad Wowee God?
Florida man when he sees Australians:
Finally a worthy opponent, our battle will be legendary!
End3r mc 303 giofilms vs. Damien, battle of the century
360 likes
This is why Florida man and Australian man are friends in graystillplays' Sims videos XD
Oh god my headphones just scared the heck out of me.
They always say ‘Low Battery’ when low, I was trying to ignore it till the end of the video, when suddenly, it was like, ‘Goodbye.’ And I thought I was about to be murdered
I know the pain
hahha i12’s?
No snap mi necc
SCP - 173 Peanut same
SCP - 173 Peanut 🥜
“THIS GUY’S GOT GUCCI SMART SOCKS”
That line still goes through my mind and makes me laugh
hold my smartstove
Hold my ceiling fan
Told my friend what “no homo” meant now everytime she accidentally touches my hand she says “no homo”
You are a god-
damn
have you told her that it doesn't work?
Wait what's no homo-
Two People
💜👀
no homo
@@twopeople254 I think it means to have no homophones you can think of..
(This is a joke and I'm kinda testing the part at 4:30)
Damien: “It is times like this that I wish I could show my facial reaction”
Viewers: *FACE REVEAL*
Then they see he already showed pictures of him in videos and then they go yay I can finally see his demon face doing the demonic laugh
To be fair it’s pretty hard to imagine the voice and pictures don’t really match up
@@sqentontheslime1967 good point
Ebroham he has you oxegyn defficent toaster
please
Florida man: I’m the craziest one
Australian man: *hold my beer*
German man watching from the corner
russian man:COMRAD ELMO HOLD MY VOKDA WHILE I JUMP INFRONT OF A TRAIN
Undead Russians in ww1 : hold my vodka bottle
GrayStillPlays: Are You Challenging Me?
@@genericIRentity15 yes you weak ass b1tch
"Kelantan kids"
My god, those are my friends-
tell them they are amazing people
Wait are those srsly your friends? If they are tell them i said hi
My god, that's where one of my friends at
Oh dear
Flat earthers and globe earthers can agree on one thing at least: the earth is round.
There are people that Believe that the earth is a flat square
alaric good point
My bf half believed that the earth was d o n u t for about a week-
The Earth is not a flat square, it's a square. Because Minecraft.
@@EscapesAndRemoves i thought you was serious for a second 😅😂
Australian Man: *[EXIST]*
Florida Man: *[Laughs In Ultra Instinct Shaggy]*
Ariel Malsi Real wait, we got a lazar
Dead meme
Florida man defeated me once...
@@kyso829 dead meme
Australian man: that's me
6:40 Is anyone going to acknowledge he fact that he did a chills impression pretty but perfectly?
Yeah that's what I was thinking
I KNOW RIGHT
*is he chills-*
Holy shit
Hunter Miller I was going too comment that lolllll
I know this is kinda random but I love Pokémon it’s the only game that allows a 10 year old walk around with items that can let you catch death machines and get into battles putting them to use
That seems like GrayStillPlays said it
I wish i did that. Could've killed hamilton a lot easier.
I love Pokemon Mystery Dungeon it's the only game that forces the player to fall in love with the partner (In real life, not in-game.. But.. Both. Both is good).
legalized chicken fighting
Actually it lets ten year olds play adults and kidnap animals that they force to fight until they pass out and just put them in the machine to "cure" them.
“That’s oochie owie”
- Damien 2019
Miipii chi here before this gets pinned
^^
Before its get popular
lets Get 690 lokes
Likes
9:58
Link: *asks a girl to go to prom with him*
Link: *gets rejected*
Link: "well excuuuuuse me princess"
Genius
@Post Malone ahh a man of culture. I salute you sir
@@hathemtarbah6628 is that post malone's alt
I'm totally gonna do this.
Lmao
Drinking game:
Take a shot when you see "Australian".
*drunk as heck*
"Hit me up again"
Local Soft Toast do you have a *heck* pass
@@korybabinski4159 Frick
*looks at self and surroundings*
*-is drunk like your gone great grandfather-*
time to get WASTED!!
Damiens laugh sounds like a depressed air horn.
Lol
13 seconds late to scream 'First' in caps lock.
This is a tragedy.
Ikr
*sad skeleton noises*
@@mishka6636 **Clackedy click**
@@0-Nada-0 *sad clackedy click noises*
@@AmnesiaSilence I-I'm too dumb to come up with a reply to that.
I put a blue screen of death as the last PowerPoint slide in High School. Teacher almost went apeshit
*_REEEEEE_*
bruh
He's too dangerous to be kept alive
I have to do this
You truly are the voice of a generation. Legend.
Nobody:
My brain: if you say “I love it” you either mean IT the movie or the subject you’re talking about
who doesn't love it?
@Humm Man 2521
and that's why english is weird
@@aromanticfranziskavonkarma beba
@Humm Man say what
I’m going to hold the “2050 I’ll be married “ thing to him. I swear to god
Remind #1
Reminder #2
Reminder #3
Reminder #4
Reminder #5
isn't arresting people kinda kidnapping? cause your putting someone in a car chained up without there consent and putting them in a cell... *sounds a lot like actual kidnap but without the crime*
Shower thoughts
Shower thoughts
r/showerthoughts
Their*
th-cam.com/video/kvBUaW7aQ8c/w-d-xo.html
Australian man: *exists*
Florida man, Polish man, and Russian man: “No, no, I think he’s on to something”
russian man: MASCOW MASCOW EVERY DAYS A HAPPY ONE!!
florida man: he has a point should we add him?
polish man nods*
russian man: welcome to the group comrade
austrailian man: so mates wanna go fishing?
Brazil Man: allow introduce myself
Is polish man a meme?!??! Bruuuh yeeeesss
AUSTRALIA MAN NOT AUSTRALIAN MAN!!!!......
Australian man: ayy’ all of us, doing crazy shit. What’s next?
Edit: nice meme, *respect granted*
Edit 2: what’s gonna happen next? British Man?
3:52 you don’t know the funniest part about this. This Guy was last seen runing around the streets yelling ”WEE OHHH WEEE OHHH” Holding the light above his head.
He is now my favorite stranger
Jungkookie is sh00kie :)
He's the maddest of them all
Australian: Does something crazy
Florida men: Finally a worthy opponent... Our battle would be legendary
Me a Filipino: **Laughs in trees**
Australia, Florida, and Philippines: The Epic War.
@@gyhsntdbb9237 the first one to jump of a sky scraper course a nuclear explosion while taking a shit on a golden toilet and eating a giraffe and survives wins
@@ihaveeatencheese8878 Australians: *Laughs if fire and trees*
i would like but funny number 69
No one:
Literally no one:
Australians: let’s go fishing while lifting ourself up with a drone
That meme died before it was even born
@@Acytarst stillborn humor is still humor.
do you not drone fish in america?
@@multiplayerextreme6513 we do, we have festivals for it
We’re nuts over here
"They can't stop us all"
"But they did"
-Me
Gamer Carmen Not funny,
Didn’t laugh.
Depression and sadness sad.
@@multrealm Here we- here we- here we go...
NOT
FUNNY,
DIDN'T
LAUGH!
Detective 1: So... There’s 3 bodies?
Detective 2: No there is only two, you can see them infront of you, that sentence doesn’t make any sens... Oh
2:14 “I am John A. Australia” (Damien giggles).
Next post: “Footage of an Australian guy...” (Breaks into laughs).
We found what makes him laugh
In stand up comedy that kinda specifc situation called callback
@@igothoes2578 Callbacks aren't exclusive to standup or even comedy. They can be used in all kinds of media for various reasons! If you've ever read homestuck, it's basically just a million callbacks and foreshadows tied together with a plot. Which sounds bad, but it works shockingly well?
@@wardedthorn6523 yeah i know but the thing that makes demien laugh becouese of that perfect situation timing of using the element of callback
“Paul McCartney-“
Me: **starts singing little miss perfect**
@Maria Anghelika H. Ramos
Hi!! :)
Damien: Australians are the craziest people!
Russians: Am I a joke to you?
Floridians: AM I A JOKE TO YOU
South Korea
Florida man: amateurs...
well i dont see why russians would find that offensive
@@the6ix72 Why? Just why? Why would you comment this?
* Australian man appears *
Florida man: Finally! A worthy opponent!
@@aalievanderplaats5406 OUR BATTLE WILL BE LEGENDARY
GrayStillPlays has entered the chat
@@tituswilkinson4911 a fellow fan of grey I see
@@tituswilkinson4911 im from florida and i can say that grey's definition of florida is very accurate
Florida is just a state in America, Australia is my entire country.
r/Facepalm and r/woooosh are the same subreddit, the only difference is the perspective
*C H A N G E M Y M I N D*
they literally arent though, facepalm is for people doing stupid things, and woooosh is for people not getting jokes.
Terminium
Which not getting the jokes could also count as being stupid-
Lemme explain : Imaging holding a racket made by wilson, wilsons racket usually has their signature "w" on their netting, under a light bulb and there will, obvious, be no w in the shadow
If the person A asks "where is the w?" and person B answers "shadows are always dark *bla bla bla scientific stuff...*", then the r/woooosh will woooosh person B and r/facepalm will facepalm at person A
Pytro24 that’s right
NO ONE SAY ANYTHING OR YOU WILL MOST LIKELY BE WOOOSHED! THEY HAVE TAKEN OVER THE INTERNET LIKE A VIRUS TRUST ME I KNOW
A good comeback to the opening joke:
"My dad's single, and you're moms open like a garage door."
3:36 I’ve seen this article, he was last seen running around with it screaming weeeeewoooooweeeeewooooo.
Thats just us Geordie for you 😂😂 I live really close to Newcastle
This comment is golden
Now way
No*
I like your pfp R.I.P 🥺😔
I stoped watching an EmKay video for this, better be worth it.
HMmSt
Oh wait that's illegal
I was watching the last madlads video and went yea boi
Stonks
Naruto
Are we going to ignore the fact that Wendy’s just ended that girls whole career 4:03
Edit: since so many of you was talking about my grammar mistake I changed it P.S thx for the likes
Probably xd BUT WENDY’S SAVAGE
Prolly not her hole career. She makes good donuts. But yes her whole career.
She could still work at Wendy's
Yeah, Wendy's fucked her asswhole with that one.
*whole
After watching this video I'm sure someone can confirm Australia is Florida of the world
Florida man: sees Australian man
Florida man: *finally, a worthy opponent!*
Our battle shall be legendary!
zuccatak -_- RUSSIAN MAN HAS JOINED THE CHAT
Me: Sees A MaximilianMus Army Member
Also Me: *Dislikes His Comment Because The Likes Are Fake*
Serbian Man would like to speak with you.
zuccatak -_-: *Dials 666 To Gain More "Likes" On His "Comment"*
Ice cream won't scoop..
Microwaves spoon and burns down the entire home..
*_Absolute madlad_*
*Put the spoons in the microwave, And see what happens, my child.*
_Life hack:_ Microwave ovens use a certain type of electro-magnetic wave to produce heat. This can also be used to charge up your phone.
"Are we going to do this quote thing here?"
-Me, 2019
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@@ream1622 it's a meme
@@ream1622 I'm not him. I'm another person
"Yep!"
-Me, 2019
TNT_Yeeter_69 wait lazerbeam did this mod
I love EmKay so much when I’m playing games i use it as back-round sometimes it makes me laugh but it makes me more calm instead of punching s hole in my pc when i lose
6:37
He sounds like chills
I’m scared
Mom
Mommy?
I guess you got chills
Sorry ill leave
Lmao
@@thenuanceee chills is a youtuber
@@ghoul4352 his name is just chills chills is a thing that you feel if you're a little scared
❌ The Earth is flat.
❌ The Earth is round.
❌ The Earth is a cube.
❌ The Earth is a donut.
❌ The Earth is a hexagon.
❌ The Earth is a dodecahedron.
✔️ The Earth is a stripe.
The earth is a d*ck
strip club*
*EARTH IS EARTH!*
@@simpledog6682 naaah
Earth is a cylinder
this dude just went from
“Chaz, Chad and Cooper” to
“Number 15; Burger King foot lettuce. The last thing you expect to find on your Burger King-“ in a matter of seconds. i love him.
I love that everyone was talking about Area 51 raid in 2019 and know no one talks about it in 2020
Damian: Australians are the craziest
Florida man: am I joke to you
Yes
Im an Australian
and i'm a floridian. we're pretty crazy
Im your good old Kangaroo living on *dinnerbone* country, my friend eats plastic.
Faze Sickens from who? Iknow theirs a guy with like 1k likes with a similar comment but when I saw it I had already posted
Faze Sickens then what’s the comment that I “copied” I only did one SIMILAR to another its different meme fromat you dense cabbage
Bro the green shirt on picture day isn't even that crazy, I wore a green shirt, then wore another green shirt for the retakes.
I clap for you 🙌👏
👏👏👏👏
👏👏👏👏👏👏
Why u begging
My picture days, there was no green screen, they just used the same background for everyone.
One reason I don’t join *big* discord servers: If I go for like one second there’s like 40 messages
Yeah, same.
Say that with a 2 minute slowdown mode
Random Lonk wait are you that person that goes to school in a link costume
Random Lonk aaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Exactly like Jesus Christ on a bike
Also we both have retarded link profile pics ayyyy
Pfft! The earth isn’t round!
It’s Egg shaped!
0:43
Is that a Nokia? I'm surprised the nail went through.
Edit: Why, of all things, is this the comment that explodes?
(I know its not that big, but I've never had a comment get more than 3 replies)
Probably the newer one
I'd bet money that phone still works.
100th like!
ikr
they’re supposedly indestructible
that’s not a nokia. it’s a diff phone
I was sitting in class in 6th grade, a teacher got mad at me and said, what is 0 plus 0, I said "How long your relationships last" he wasn't very happy about it.
What 6th grade teacher asks what 0 plus 0 is I stopped doing that math in 1st grade
Yeah sure buddy......totally believable
"Yeah england is a joke"
* irish music intensifies *
Irish people: everyone liked that
Let me fix that bruv
“Yeah England is a joke”
* bagpipes has entered the chat *
ItsICY YT the fuck? im scottish i dinne understand or am i being stupid
*Sips tea.*
Me, a welsh-irish: **confused screaming**
6:37 thought Chills took over the voicing for this one part
Same
Australia; the second Florida.
Edit: So i'm eating and I almost spat out everything in my mouth when the news article about the stolen siren came on to the screen
WEE WOO WEE WOO
no, no you didnt almost spit it out
Florida man was said to die in the raid so Australia man took his place
When your watching one Emkay video the he post another
“🙂”
Lunnith 06 you edited the comment and still didn’t fix your grammar lol
Ricarduolingo thats what i thought
My grammar is not too good🙃
@@dragonslayer6309 quiet fortnite kid
@@ghostokyl no u
Damien be like:
**laughing noises**
I'll drink you later
ooh. im a little thirsty...
@Arctic RJ oh i will
Truth
@Arctic RJ what??
6:37 sounds like chills
this man can do a legendary impression of chills
6:37
“And as always, I’ll be seein’ ya” never gets old!
Me: Hello there
Damien: *Starts laughing so hard the whole earth explodes*
6:38 "chills has entered the chat"... like WTFFFFF
Emkay: all the stuff that Australians do are crazy
Me: it’s the vegemite buddy
3:36
Police: *leaves car*
Thief: I'm about to do what's called a pro gamer move
I thought you put "theif" instead of "thief" and I was about to correct you until I realised how stupid I was for thinking you said "theif".
@@YourDadsUnclesFriend I’ve typed Theif by accident way to many times so now I try to be extra careful when typing Thief because now my reflexes keep wanting to type theif
im playing legend of zelda when he said lin i was like my time has come
edit: Thanks for the likes, this is the most liked comment I have ever posted
No, you wasn't.
Just Another Hoosier how do you know sir?
@@Just_Another_Hoosier bro i like legend of zelda and im in quarantine so I got nothing to do
What legend of zelda game?
@@MetalProgramer wind waker or breath of the wild
Imagine waking up to someone yelling ‘THIS MAN IS USING GUCCI SMART SOCKS!’
6:40 fun fact: that's actually a thing that happened. "Zaireeka" by The Flaming Lips was made to be played on 4 CD players or turntables across 4 discs of completely different tracks and hitting play at the same time.
It did not go well
Why can I imagine Damien in a grave doing this:
*laugh noises*
When TH-cam notifications don’t remind you on time:
Well yes but no.
When you don't turn on notifications on TH-cam at all because you'll get the the videos when you have time and don't wanna be told every time a youtuber posts a video.
@Oxi Clean to which I replied with something that I thought was funny as well.
That guy with the green screen is a HEAD of the game
Me & my son both love watching EmKay. He's 13 & I'm 40.
Hope you are not from alabama...
jkjk
@@cmoderemo2822 XD XD
*lel*
@@cmoderemo2822
It's cool :)
@@biggsydaboss3410 nice to hear : )
"THIS MAN'S USIN' GUCCI SMART SOCKS!"
7:41
“HE’S ASCENDED!”
6:38 I can't be the only one who thinks he sounded like Chills
BECAUSE YOU ARENT
I FLIPPED OUT WHEN HE DID
I was about to post that as a comment, but decided to check if anyone else noticed. Glad I did.
U arent the only one who thinks that
Emkay always makes my day when they laugh at things.
"CCTV appeal after theif steals lights from police car"
Me: Florida man!
69 likes grats
@@confus.d wait... im a snitch
Omg, he actually sounded like Josh when he yelled "spherical!"
Day 16 of asking Damien to make a video on r/imsorryjon
Wait dont-
Echo thanks for reminding of hecc
I hope no
Why just why
what is r/imsorryjon about
1:46 the amount of airpods i found at my middle school is enough for me to literally make a living for the next year
Florida Man: I’m going to show this world a whole new level of crazy.....
Australian: Hold my shark bong.....
If he didn't chant "wee woo" as he walked away with the police light, then he isn't a real madlad
he did that news article says that he said “NEE NAA NEE NAA” while running down the streets
@@one3448 Sweet
@@one3448 Honestly if I were a cop I don't think I'd arrest him. That's a level of badass crazy I wouldn't want to get anywhere near. Like a lion, best watched from afar.
sweet
sweet
"Australia is the most madlad country"
Me:welcome to Brazil the place where you will buy a mini capibara anywhere
@Boris Simeonov that is real
@Boris Simeonov that's kinda offensive
@@noturno5062 it semi-is, but, it isn't at the same time, because the lower places in brazil are shit holes (although if someone finds this offensive, i apologize), but, they need to just stop, completely, the brazilian gangs, and cartels are shitty there, and you can, and i mean it, get shot in the back of the head, and your body ends up in a shallow grave.
@@noturno5062
Mas é verdade kkk
also the country where a chick tried to take a selfie with a pitbull but ends up being attacked, her dad tries to help but throws a brick at her head which caused her to pass out
The "employees must wash hands" hits different now
Does anyone else hate going to birthdays due to having PTSD of eating to much cake as a kid.
I'm suprised I don't have that with caffine or energy drinks in some form actually. I literally lowkey blacked out on my dad's floor before dinner one night cause I drank part of a Monster and 2 raspberry Rockstars with no water as a middle schooler all within a 6 hour time span and as it stands I am currently 5'1" and just under a hundred pounds so I was probably really tiny back then. In retrospect I probably could have died lol.
Christopher Rogers *too
@Anna Lialine aw, I'm sorry. If I could throw u one I would, but I don't know you. So i can't. Sorry. Ok I'm really awkward how the fuck do i end this comment?
@@hippityhoppitygetoffmyprop4589 try saying "The End" after your comment. It always works! The End
pls no ptsd isnt funny
7:36
Made me laugh so hard I almost died from opening my jaw to wide.
*GUCCI SMART SOCKS*
I need to know how they did this. I require to know
WHAT THE HELL ARE GUCCI SMART SOCKS
@@aliyahblidner they are smart socks
XYZR _3 that are made of gucci
Namjoons Wife • Sope is real that are also smart
I *cannot* be the only one who hears Damien’s voice and emotionally *knows* that he is a handsome man.
13:04 “I am the emissary of death, Spider Man!”
-anonymous Brazilian teenager
My dad once tried to fire a beer can out of a spud gun and it exploded
Happens the time
The gun or can
This is America
Spent half of third grade convincing my class I was a time traveler from 2038. Told em there would be a lot of bad stuff happening in 2020. *I wa right*
r/thathappened
@@sainshringlangthasa6941 It did happen! She's a time traveler from 2038!!!!!!
@@sainshringlangthasa6941 you're the type of dude to ask the cashier at sobeys if they accept reddit karma
Winter Silas y-yo-your th- the kinda d-dude tha-that poops to o-own pants hehe
@@jortr. "That poops to own pants"
Dude, I could sooner ask a moose to get off the road then read that correctly
Florida Man: I’m crazy af
Australian Man: Hold my Vegemite
The 'look at a person through a fork technique' is one my mom used to use on her dad when she was a kid lmao
7:40
Damien: THIS MANS USIN' GUCCI SMART SOCKS!
Me: Wheres my shotgun. I'ma make it into a medal.
What the fuck is wrong with this guy man
@@michalmindre7248 Everything.
9:40 The sound he makes was so random I had to listen for 5 whole minutes. My parents thought I was high. This made me laugh more than this freaking video. I'm still rewinding to hear that dang sound.
7:40 don’t forget the KFC ice cream machines and the Louis Vouiton microwaves.
3:50 wait, theres more, they say he was last spotted running down the street yelling 'NEE NAA NEE NAA'
it happened in newcastle so would surprise me
6:37 That impression was really good... suspiciously good... Say, why don't you read out Burger King Foot Lettuce for us?
Does anyone besides me has their own version of Damien while narrating even though you already know his face?
To me he looks like a lanky dude with long blonde hair, a nose that has been broken, acne scars, and has a guitar in a band
I can mediate
Emmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
Mom: Come down!
Me Emmmmmmmmmmmmkay
R/comedy cemetery
If you need a counselor I know one
Off topic but am i the only person who finds Damien's voice soothing and can fall asleep to literally any EmKay video-