That's only for the English language. Which is based off the language of the Anglo-Saxons, a Germanic people who were of the Germanic faith (their gods are Odin, Thor, Frigga, and the like) until Christianity arrived to convert them all. Just like how the Anglo-Saxons didn't abandon their language to speak Latin post-conversion, they also don't drop the names of the days in their calendar. Monday: day of the moon Tuesday: day of Tiw, Germanic god of war Wednesday: day of Odin Thursday: day of Thor Friday: day of Frigga Saturday: day of Saturn, Roman god of agriculture (England was a Roman province, remember?) Sunday: day of the sun The Christmas one does have its roots in the Nordic feast of the winter solstice, I'll give you that. Other than Christmas, it doesn't really prove anything though. In another language, it'll have a different name for each day. For example, in Mandarin, they just list of the week as day 1, day 2, day 3, and so on. Except on Sunday, which became "week day"
Alexander Christopher Well the post was about English speakers so I don’t understand how other languages use of words makes a difference? In the Nordic languages it’s even clearer what origin each day has! Instead of Wednesday we have Onsdag - Oden’s dag - Odin’s day!
Because I don't want to lose my sanity for horns and gross wet nose and have a weakness where someone calls me asterion makes me stunned for enough time to be stabbed
@@milesandrews6711 it might be a joke and you might know this fact,but adaption takes about 1 million years to happen,unless I dont understand the difference between adapt and evolve
@@avalosp I was joking but adaptation for humans is different than animals we invent equipment to help us deal with things but we can also adapt in different climates through generations of experience and getting used to them it doesn't nesscarily take millions of years that's more evolution but adaptation and evolution can go hand in hand in some situations and more depends on what you're evolving for how long it takes
A lot of the issues with the bible stem from the fact it was translated from Hebrew into Latin by people who didnt have a full grasp of the language they were reading. they knew what individual words meant, but like with most languages, the meaning of a word can change when following, or preceding a different word. The part of the bible where Mary Magdalen washes Jesus's feet for example, at the time the bible would have been written, in Hebrew, it was, technically speaking, a phrase used to describe a woman devoting herself (mind body soul) to the man, in other words, marriage. (not a formal marriage) Also, Thou Shalt not kill, is originally Thou Shalt Not Murder. My personal favorite is the blatant mis-translation of the 'A Man shall not lie with a man as with a woman' bit. In fact that isnt even in the original hebrew, but there is a phrase which essentially says ' a man shall not lie with a woman who has not accepted him as a man'. You know...rape...Also, there are parts of the bible that in the original hebrew call for the death penalty of those who would lie with children as they would with a woman...
@BTIsaac Wow, so let me just ask...how do you feel about atheists who shove atheism down their kids throats? "There is no god child. There is no magic. The world is random, you are never going to be special, there is no Santa, no tooth fairy, oh, and one day you are going to die, and it will all be meaningless, so you shouldnt really bother trying to do anything, because once you die, it means nothing" Because thats how my Cousin raised her kids and guess what? At 17 her son blew his own brains out, because 'what is the point? I'm going to die, and everyone will forget everything i did, i will make no impact on this world what soever, there is no hope for something better.' At 16, her daughter ODed on Sleep meds she stole from a neighbor because she couldnt handle the hopelessness that comes with 'there is nothing more than being born, suffering, and dying alone, because everyone dies alone'.
@BTIsaac Funny, because see, i work in Healthcare, i know a fuckton about Clinical Depression because, oh fuck, i studied it college! Depression isn't 'less common' in Atheist raised children (in fact i cant find any studies on the rates of depression, or other mental illness in different religious or non religious groups, other than a few completely off the wall articles by a couple of groups listed under the SPLC list of hate groups) 10% of Americans are Atheist, this is about right. 12% of prison inmates list themselves as 'atheist/non religious'. so there goes that claim of yours. Atheists are also not more empathetic. bigthink.com/paul-ratner/new-study-says-religious-people-are-less-smart-but-atheists-are-psychopaths-5 in fact this study, which is just one of many, shows that people with LESS belief in the supernatural tend to be less empathetic, and more likely to have signs of Sociopathy or Psychopathy. something i actually covered heavily while studying PTSD. (Atheists are less likely to develop PTSD from sudden loss, or from taking a life in combat than religious people, and are less likely to feel guilt when causing injury to others. Atheists are also more likely to suffer from Narcissistic personality disorders. You are clearly a good example of this.)
@BTIsaac I bet you listen to either green day, linkin park, slipknot, or some other edgy goth band made up of 40 year old where it really wasn't a phase, mom
SpongeBob facts Official page: _You have never seen SpongeBob's backyard_ **Piano music plays** SpongeBob facts guy: _I, the SpongeBob facts guy have a screenshot!_ **Proceees to 7 page muda the official clearly inferior page**
The lady at the restaurant: are you single Me: yes The lady: takes away the extra chair My friend who just arrived at the restaurant: surprised pikachu face
Jeremy Clarkson isn't "a decent guy playing a character of an obnoxious old guy," he's an obnoxious old man playing the character of a decent guy. Your true character is determined by how you act when you think there'll be no consequences/no onlookers/no record, not the other way around.
He didn’t say “a decent guy playing a character of an obnoxious old guy or an obnoxious old guy.” He said, “He can’t tell if he’s playing the character of an obnoxious old guy or if he is an obnoxious old guy” Or are you referring to a comment post?
@@Dec172 and you're now complaining about someone complaining about someone complaining, and my response is me complaining about someone conplaining about me complaining about someone complaining, fun right? I honestly am not taking this discussion seriously,
1:23 Point of order. Jeremy Clarkson did not "beat up a producer because there was no hot food" He got into an argument, which unfortunately turned physical ON BOTH SIDES with an assistant whose prime task at the time was specifically to provide "the talent" (i.e. him Richard and James) with hot food, which he utterly failed to do.
Love listening to you read out stories and posts like this, your laugh is infectious and makes my mornings less tedious :) thank you for being awesomely you
About the days of the week and religions It's said that Sunday as a name was made by king Konstantin I or Constantin the Great the first Byzantine Emperor as a day to worship the Persian God of the Sun as he was formally a believer of this god but secretly Christian
@@Bradley2806 Byzantine empire was still roman when it was formed His father believed in this Persian god and his mother was Christian. He chose to "believe" the god of the sun just to not upset the idolatrous population which was at the time a majority The Byzantine Empire became a full orthodox empire under Theodosios I
The disrespect towards Greta Thunberg has gone too far. She is brave and telling her she should just "go back to school" is hateful and de-motivates a movement based in saving lives and exposing the truth
5:49 RIGHT as you got done reading that LOVELY roast, my notification sound went off. My notification sound is the Final Fantasy victory fanfare. PERFECT timing!
As words evolve: Awful used to mean "Full of Awe" a very good thing. Intercourse simply meant: conversation. Thus, once upon a time... Awful intercourse would usually lead to a second date.
For a point of reference Clarkson has been nearly killed multiple times working for the BBC. Then a producer stole his sandwich. His co stars left with him.
Actually the majority of rap songs follow along the lines of « Bitch, I got so many hoes, all on my d*ck, so many bitches but I don’t love ‘em » , so the second point of your comment is wrong, (as is the first part, there are a lot of songs by women which are about love) but yeah, I agree.
Dude, in the episode "The Pink Purloiner" of Spongebob Squarepants, you can see his backyard quite easily. Even better than in Naughty Nautical Neighbors. Trust me, I watch it a lot.
Obay Shal yea, but it’s like saying “it’s better two have a 3 limbs than 2” like holy shit yea? But I’m still missing one, so it’s not good either.. sorry I’m a bit angry but my pencil for my drawing tablet just broke, I have no pencil and paper, my mother keeps giving information away about me.. some VERY personal information and then she keeps fucking talking.. like oh god shut up female, bitchy, human. I hate everything.. I can’t handle anymore I cannot calm down and I have NOTHING left, I wanna die and yes you may say that I had it before? But again, tell a dog they cut their tails off that it’s not something to whine about since us humans don’t even have one, it is part of them that is actually important.
5:00 I got an ad right when Jake said to cope with what your missing in life. So it went like this, its the practiced smile learned over the year to cope with what your missing (ad) One dollar floats at arby's.
"everyone who consumes any kind of lactose begins the slow process of cow metamorphosis. stay away from it if you don't want to become a minotaur" says the guy with a anthropomorfic pfp
6:41 Easy, Joan of Arc. She was a literal French peasant girl in the 1400s who literal decided to ignore the gender gaps of her time and become a knight. She would fight and beat the English away from the city of Orleans. Later to attack Paris which was under English control, get captured, avoid torture due to illness, have three trials against her and burnt three times. Later to be discovered innocent and made a saint. Then after the Great War, made a martyr something alone those lines. Little to say Joan of Arc trumps Kylie Jenner 10 times out of 10. Edit: Joan of Arc was also burnt for heresy against the English church. And fun fact: the French tank that absorbed around 100 shells during the battle of France (1940) was named after her.
My mum has been trying to diagnose me with autism since I was 3 because of vaccinations and aside from that my doctor advised that I shouldn't get any vaccinations for another year or whatever which is probably a bad idea now because of coronavirus but I can't have a certain type of therapy till I'm older
The thing with the lactose has a reason though... Like, lactose intolerant people weren't lactose intolerant as babies, most people just stop producing the enzymes that splits up the lactose which leads to lactose intolerance. The reason many adults can still consume dairy, is that in ye Olde times people who could continue drinking milk got through harsher winters more easily than those that couldn't
@Liam Leggitt I mean he really isn't, whoever told that girl to say that was taking advantage of an autistic child. I'm jaded as shit as most internet dwellers are but even I know its not entirely her fault
@@ClingyCrab This is the best response ive had to any comment, all be it upsetting and disheartening, but now i must raise the question to you, how did anyone discover this?
Responding to @ 7:58 The only reason we have different interpretations is because humans can't understand the simplicity of what is said in the Bible. Personally, I blame the Roman Catholics, since they're the ones to start this mess after the crucifixion of Christ. The Bible was written in a simplistic way so that everyone of all backgrounds (educated, wealthy/poor, man or woman, owner/slave, etc.) could understand. Thus God stated that no words should be added or taken away from what's written in the Bible, otherwise it's corrupted. But along the way humans did exactly this, taking and adding what they want to their copy thus corrupting the word of God. Creating different types of churches (Catholic, Baptist, Orthodox, etc.) & Christian-like religions / religions that take some sort of influence from Catholicism (example: Islam, & Mormon), including various cults that use their interpretation to gain followers.
Fun fact: Monday celebrates the moon, Tuesday used to celebrate Mars, Wednesday used to celebrate Mercury, Thursday Jupiter, Friday Venus, and Saturday Saturn. Buuut as the English language evolved and separated from Latin and Germanic the names of the days changed as well.
"sEmUa LaKi-LaKi sAmA AjA" I'm also a fellow Indonesians and really though? Indonesian people just post cringe all the time, many will even say "If you speak other than the Indonesian language, you lack nationalism." Which to that, I say no.
Can't spell ladies without *dies*
Lad-Dies
Alexa that's so sad play last train home
You cant spell woman without *bitch*
And you can't spell dumbass without u
@MateZ_Wizard
that was dry
Can't spell 'Tourettes' without 'U' LordTourette
Jake, you sound like a Slazo x Gio love child and it scares yet fascinates me at the same time
I won't be able to listen to him the same way again
A bit of emkay too
this
Omg that was it, the secret crabby jake formula. You've found it inoue....
@@nixxx7177 they had a threesome
Damn! That girl said "roast me" not "destroy every fiber of my being"
Literally thought I was watching Giofilms until the logo poped up.
Me too
I thought I was watching GioFilms until I read this comment.
FakeJake stole GioFilms' intro
@@JhonFeliciano no
Oh yeah.
“All that, for a drop of clout”
Can’t spell ladies without spelling scatdatacibbydabbyscibbydabop
K I'm weirded out by what I just discovered
So scientific studies show women live longer
And you can't spell ladies without.... *_dies._*
I'm the scatman
I will destroy your 69 likes😜
True very very true
PAPAPAPPAA PEEE PAPA PAPA PO
Monday: norse
Tuesday: norse
Wednesday: norse
Thursday: norse
Friday : norse
Christmas: Christian... oh wait no, norse again
That's only for the English language. Which is based off the language of the Anglo-Saxons, a Germanic people who were of the Germanic faith (their gods are Odin, Thor, Frigga, and the like) until Christianity arrived to convert them all. Just like how the Anglo-Saxons didn't abandon their language to speak Latin post-conversion, they also don't drop the names of the days in their calendar.
Monday: day of the moon
Tuesday: day of Tiw, Germanic god of war
Wednesday: day of Odin
Thursday: day of Thor
Friday: day of Frigga
Saturday: day of Saturn, Roman god of agriculture (England was a Roman province, remember?)
Sunday: day of the sun
The Christmas one does have its roots in the Nordic feast of the winter solstice, I'll give you that.
Other than Christmas, it doesn't really prove anything though. In another language, it'll have a different name for each day. For example, in Mandarin, they just list of the week as day 1, day 2, day 3, and so on. Except on Sunday, which became "week day"
@@alexanderchristopher6237 sabath day?
Alexander Christopher Well the post was about English speakers so I don’t understand how other languages use of words makes a difference?
In the Nordic languages it’s even clearer what origin each day has! Instead of Wednesday we have Onsdag - Oden’s dag - Odin’s day!
@@alexanderchristopher6237 i think tuesday is from tyr norse god of war
@@alexanderchristopher6237 Yeah the North Germanic aka sweden, Norway, Denmark, Iceland and Färöislands.
Why would you not want to be a minotaur
I don't want to be trapped in a labyrinth for the rest of my life and devouring young men and women, only to be killed by a dude named Theseus.
@@alexanderchristopher6237
I'm sure the political correct would have your back,
After all you are a *minortity*
Marie laveau sure loved her minotaur (get this reference and i will marry you)
@@alexanderchristopher6237 what if you were not stuck in a labyrinth?
Because I don't want to lose my sanity for horns and gross wet nose and have a weakness where someone calls me asterion makes me stunned for enough time to be stabbed
That r/roastme was probably the hardest and deepest one I've seen in awhile
Unknown Valleira thank you for using the metric system, you are precious
@@daniii1783 or just...not American
5:46 this person brought back the heated knife memes with tha one a cut and burn at the same time
Your insult becomes irrelevant when you use nicknames like “dear” or “honey” and such because it’s petty lmao
ThisIsntWeedJimbo _
Ok Honey boomer
You just....you just made your own insult irrelevant knowingly...
My goals are inside you
Oh! dear, I didn't meant to ashame you by treating you like a kid that needs to be corrected!
@@murmurcub Kid...*shame.
2:05
I don't use "goodbye", I use "May the Force be with you"
and also with you
I use "Doei" or "Houdoe"
We do need to get our shit together on this climate change or else we not gon make it to 4/20/69
ACTUALLY, Climate Change isn’t gonna wipe out humanity, most probably. It is just going to deplete it and make survival really hard.
The real TJB r/woooosh
Well adapt to the hotter climates
@@milesandrews6711 it might be a joke and you might know this fact,but adaption takes about 1 million years to happen,unless I dont understand the difference between adapt and evolve
@@avalosp I was joking but adaptation for humans is different than animals we invent equipment to help us deal with things but we can also adapt in different climates through generations of experience and getting used to them it doesn't nesscarily take millions of years that's more evolution but adaptation and evolution can go hand in hand in some situations and more depends on what you're evolving for how long it takes
Stay away from milk if you don't want to become a minotaur
Me : "TIME TO DRINK 20 GALLONS OF MILK EVERYDAY!"
Does consuming milk make you a furry?
@@thatgirlinamask8699 if a Minotaur is a furry, then yes
@@gezi5927 *Y E S*
Well I can never be burned then...SMT home for anyone who doesn’t get it
tbh, being the minotaur would be dope. time to scare some greeks shitless
A lot of the issues with the bible stem from the fact it was translated from Hebrew into Latin by people who didnt have a full grasp of the language they were reading. they knew what individual words meant, but like with most languages, the meaning of a word can change when following, or preceding a different word.
The part of the bible where Mary Magdalen washes Jesus's feet for example, at the time the bible would have been written, in Hebrew, it was, technically speaking, a phrase used to describe a woman devoting herself (mind body soul) to the man, in other words, marriage. (not a formal marriage)
Also, Thou Shalt not kill, is originally Thou Shalt Not Murder.
My personal favorite is the blatant mis-translation of the 'A Man shall not lie with a man as with a woman' bit. In fact that isnt even in the original hebrew, but there is a phrase which essentially says ' a man shall not lie with a woman who has not accepted him as a man'. You know...rape...Also, there are parts of the bible that in the original hebrew call for the death penalty of those who would lie with children as they would with a woman...
@BTIsaac I hope you're not serious.
@BTIsaac Wow, so let me just ask...how do you feel about atheists who shove atheism down their kids throats?
"There is no god child. There is no magic. The world is random, you are never going to be special, there is no Santa, no tooth fairy, oh, and one day you are going to die, and it will all be meaningless, so you shouldnt really bother trying to do anything, because once you die, it means nothing"
Because thats how my Cousin raised her kids and guess what? At 17 her son blew his own brains out, because 'what is the point? I'm going to die, and everyone will forget everything i did, i will make no impact on this world what soever, there is no hope for something better.'
At 16, her daughter ODed on Sleep meds she stole from a neighbor because she couldnt handle the hopelessness that comes with 'there is nothing more than being born, suffering, and dying alone, because everyone dies alone'.
BTIsaac you need to be dragged if reddit
@BTIsaac Funny, because see, i work in Healthcare, i know a fuckton about Clinical Depression because, oh fuck, i studied it college!
Depression isn't 'less common' in Atheist raised children (in fact i cant find any studies on the rates of depression, or other mental illness in different religious or non religious groups, other than a few completely off the wall articles by a couple of groups listed under the SPLC list of hate groups)
10% of Americans are Atheist, this is about right. 12% of prison inmates list themselves as 'atheist/non religious'. so there goes that claim of yours.
Atheists are also not more empathetic.
bigthink.com/paul-ratner/new-study-says-religious-people-are-less-smart-but-atheists-are-psychopaths-5
in fact this study, which is just one of many, shows that people with LESS belief in the supernatural tend to be less empathetic, and more likely to have signs of Sociopathy or Psychopathy.
something i actually covered heavily while studying PTSD. (Atheists are less likely to develop PTSD from sudden loss, or from taking a life in combat than religious people, and are less likely to feel guilt when causing injury to others. Atheists are also more likely to suffer from Narcissistic personality disorders. You are clearly a good example of this.)
@BTIsaac I bet you listen to either green day, linkin park, slipknot, or some other edgy goth band made up of 40 year old where it really wasn't a phase, mom
4:00
Technically, we’re all a nut! :D
Are you impliying my mom has a dick?
but a peanut isn't ...
@@gadgetmcfly9640 yes
Don’t you dare speak to me or my turtle ever again
@@ianmoseley9910 r/whooosh
SpongeBob facts Official page: _You have never seen SpongeBob's backyard_
**Piano music plays**
SpongeBob facts guy: _I, the SpongeBob facts guy have a screenshot!_
**Proceees to 7 page muda the official clearly inferior page**
God forgot that an entire 7 pages was used to beat the shit out of someone who almost I think killed diavolo
*Giornos theme plays*
@@sashamreow7270 it was on cioccolata, secco almost killed diavolo
As an atheist, I often say to Christians, "God be with you"
Here is some antivax logic:
* sees tank *
Antivaxxer: I have standard bullets no need for armour piercing bullets
The lady at the restaurant: are you single
Me: yes
The lady: takes away the extra chair
My friend who just arrived at the restaurant: surprised pikachu face
The roast starting at 4:17 left me feeling personally attacked
Jeremy Clarkson isn't "a decent guy playing a character of an obnoxious old guy," he's an obnoxious old man playing the character of a decent guy. Your true character is determined by how you act when you think there'll be no consequences/no onlookers/no record, not the other way around.
He didn’t say “a decent guy playing a character of an obnoxious old guy or an obnoxious old guy.” He said, “He can’t tell if he’s playing the character of an obnoxious old guy or if he is an obnoxious old guy”
Or are you referring to a comment post?
This guy drove under freezing rain in an open top car. Youre in your home complaining. Nice one, you sure showed him
@@Dec172 I'm pretty sure him driving in the cold has no impact on what his morals are
@@glitchypotato9651 its not about morals. Its about complaining about someone complaining and how stupid you look when doing it
@@Dec172 and you're now complaining about someone complaining about someone complaining, and my response is me complaining about someone conplaining about me complaining about someone complaining, fun right? I honestly am not taking this discussion seriously,
The "forced smile" one impaled the very essence of my being
3:50 I dunno, being a minotaur sounds pretty sick, I ain't gonna lie
Cant spell "I hate myself" without myself
"Hi"
-FakeJake 2019
Damn, that's *D E E P*
Damn, that's *D E E P*
Damn, that's *D E E P*
Damn, that's *D E E P*
THIS IS REQUIEM
Yo, I thought this was Giofilms
Same 😑
Is it stupid that I thought this too?
1:23 Point of order. Jeremy Clarkson did not "beat up a producer because there was no hot food" He got into an argument, which unfortunately turned physical ON BOTH SIDES with an assistant whose prime task at the time was specifically to provide "the talent" (i.e. him Richard and James) with hot food, which he utterly failed to do.
I’m mildly disturbed by how he said Minotaur
Mineataur
Yeah, same ngl
Wdm? That's how I've pronounced it all my life.
My way in saying Minotaur is more hideous as I say Mine-taur
@@anatheresaarceo9311 like mine (craft) taur (tor/black [tar] heroine)
Women (not all women): Say something bad about men
That one epic guy: I’m about to end this man’s whole carrier
*woman's
MemeZ I like that term.
Carrier???
Love listening to you read out stories and posts like this, your laugh is infectious and makes my mornings less tedious :) thank you for being awesomely you
3:48, oh is that how to do it? *starts uncontrollably chugged milk*
About the days of the week and religions
It's said that Sunday as a name was made by king Konstantin I or Constantin the Great the first Byzantine Emperor as a day to worship the Persian God of the Sun as he was formally a believer of this god but secretly Christian
That’s 1 day.... 3 days are norse gods.
@@phoenixgamer10gaming18 yes I'm just saying alright
I am not like saying that it's not this way, it would be just stupid of me to say that
Secretly believed in the persian gods? Byzantines were orthodox christians
@@Bradley2806 Byzantine empire was still roman when it was formed
His father believed in this Persian god and his mother was Christian. He chose to "believe" the god of the sun just to not upset the idolatrous population which was at the time a majority
The Byzantine Empire became a full orthodox empire under Theodosios I
@@toast2300 oh shit i got my timelines mixed up, yeah constantines conversion was kinda empty, i dont know what i was thinking earlier.
Can’t spell shit without it.
Can’t spell yoghurts without hurts.
Can’t spell tolerate without to.
Can’t spell olive without live.
Can I just say Jeremy Clarkson was having a really bad time when he got cold food he was driving in a open top car in the freezing rain imagine that
Doesn’t justify a tantrum
@RedJive213
You’d be surprised
ClingyCrab1951
Actually no I wouldn’t
Aw poor child I guess that justifies him beating up a producer
He still needs to grow the fuck up everyone has a bad day
The disrespect towards Greta Thunberg has gone too far. She is brave and telling her she should just "go back to school" is hateful and de-motivates a movement based in saving lives and exposing the truth
Ok Herobrine
Herobrine mate she’s not brave
Wait laddies can’t be spelt without lad-dies. MOOOOOOM I don’t want to die
5:49 RIGHT as you got done reading that LOVELY roast, my notification sound went off.
My notification sound is the Final Fantasy victory fanfare.
PERFECT timing!
Man cant imagine working hard and not even given hot food.
1:40 Jeremy Clarkson is literally the meaning of boomer and I love it
Did Jake just say "Ooga Booga"?! Clearly he's a believer in the Squarepants pantheon!
As words evolve:
Awful used to mean "Full of Awe" a very good thing.
Intercourse simply meant: conversation.
Thus, once upon a time...
Awful intercourse would usually lead to a second date.
For a point of reference Clarkson has been nearly killed multiple times working for the BBC. Then a producer stole his sandwich. His co stars left with him.
Ikr.That wasn't a roast,it was contextual ignorance.
Stop writting stupid comments trying to be the first at something... First at complaining btw ;)
xxNuuun0 Bruh chill
mad lad
It's time to play pumped up kicks in the school bathroom screaming today's the day
@Giorno Giovanna is that requiem
@GavinDoes Things bro what
"refer to us as ladies"
As long as you can refer to me as lord or master.
Wouldn't it be gentleman or something though?
ladies write song how they broke up with men
men write songs that they are happy with ladies
damn cant we all have peace
DaWaed SK lol
Actually the majority of rap songs follow along the lines of « Bitch, I got so many hoes, all on my d*ck, so many bitches but I don’t love ‘em » , so the second point of your comment is wrong, (as is the first part, there are a lot of songs by women which are about love) but yeah, I agree.
DaWaed as a female I am so down for this please kill me
@@buffooninator2000 yeah yeah we all feel that sister i cant believe im still alive either
Nobody:
Atheist according to Karen’s: oga boooga
Ooga booga
Dude, in the episode "The Pink Purloiner" of Spongebob Squarepants, you can see his backyard quite easily. Even better than in Naughty Nautical Neighbors. Trust me, I watch it a lot.
Tysm.. I’ve been crying for an hour.. I needed this
whats wrong ? what ever happens always remember things will get better all the time and someone somewhere is living worse than you
You ok bud?
Obay Shal yea, but it’s like saying “it’s better two have a 3 limbs than 2” like holy shit yea? But I’m still missing one, so it’s not good either.. sorry I’m a bit angry but my pencil for my drawing tablet just broke, I have no pencil and paper, my mother keeps giving information away about me.. some VERY personal information and then she keeps fucking talking.. like oh god shut up female, bitchy, human. I hate everything.. I can’t handle anymore I cannot calm down and I have NOTHING left, I wanna die and yes you may say that I had it before? But again, tell a dog they cut their tails off that it’s not something to whine about since us humans don’t even have one, it is part of them that is actually important.
@@vanessajensen9156 sorry, im never calm someone down again.... it always ends up like this..
@@vanessajensen9156 hey bud my mom acts the same way. It'll get better I swear. Just chill. Listen to some lofi hip hop and just chill. Ok? Ok.
I didn't see anyone talking about the "Mrudered by Words" intro, and now I'm wondering if Jake wanted to get into the subreddit r/midlyinfuriating
4:15 Hermione is that you?
0:23
r/MrdurdByWrdz
*now this is an avengers level threat*
Clarkson was actually going through a lot at the time so I can see why he was angry. But not, "punch a producer" angry
5:00 I got an ad right when Jake said to cope with what your missing in life. So it went like this, its the practiced smile learned over the year to cope with what your missing (ad) One dollar floats at arby's.
9:19 uh ...😆 They have some explaining too do apparently
"it's the practiced smile, learned over years to cope with what they're missing in life" *suddenly an ad*
Ad: COFFEE!
Jeremy Clarkson punched a producer when he was drunk
"everyone who consumes any kind of lactose begins the slow process of cow metamorphosis. stay away from it if you don't want to become a minotaur"
says the guy with a anthropomorfic pfp
The saddest thing about this is that they used the matrix for their " MEME "
6:41 Easy, Joan of Arc. She was a literal French peasant girl in the 1400s who literal decided to ignore the gender gaps of her time and become a knight. She would fight and beat the English away from the city of Orleans. Later to attack Paris which was under English control, get captured, avoid torture due to illness, have three trials against her and burnt three times. Later to be discovered innocent and made a saint. Then after the Great War, made a martyr something alone those lines.
Little to say Joan of Arc trumps Kylie Jenner 10 times out of 10.
Edit: Joan of Arc was also burnt for heresy against the English church.
And fun fact: the French tank that absorbed around 100 shells during the battle of France (1940) was named after her.
generic name 456 It was the French who tried and condemned her
@@ianmoseley9910 Burgundian French backed by the English.
7:33 I have a very weak immune system and haven't been vaccinated in 5 ish years because am not deemed fit :/ ugh
I am so sorry for you, Its terrible people don't vaccinate their kids just cause, that puts those with weaker immune system in danger
Small Pox's: Aight imma head in
Does having a weak immune system mean that if you catch something, it takes a long time to get better?
My mum has been trying to diagnose me with autism since I was 3 because of vaccinations and aside from that my doctor advised that I shouldn't get any vaccinations for another year or whatever which is probably a bad idea now because of coronavirus but I can't have a certain type of therapy till I'm older
Partly basically I have barely any antibodies to fight of a virus so the chance of it mutating and killing me is a lot higher
oficial spongebob account: what are you?!?
fan spongebob account: death
Everyone: "You cant spell ladies withput dies"
Me: Ladies is Dies without Lad
Finnaly realized why the man's name was ironman, His roasting power is as strong as ironmans roasting
Can't spell "school" without Chool.
Damn that's deep
@@user-rl4tg2mr9n #WokeAF
Can’t spell it without Thomas the train kills
Can't Spell school without "shoot"
@@bulgarianguy2818 I like how I can refer to you as
"tHat oNe BulGaRian GuY who replied on my comment"
The thing with the lactose has a reason though... Like, lactose intolerant people weren't lactose intolerant as babies, most people just stop producing the enzymes that splits up the lactose which leads to lactose intolerance. The reason many adults can still consume dairy, is that in ye Olde times people who could continue drinking milk got through harsher winters more easily than those that couldn't
Just for the beginning:
You still can’t spell female without male
Girl: you cant spell hero with her
Guy: you cant spell her without he
Herpes. That is all.
@@Nitrofyi you cant spell he without h
nerf
If you dont want to look like a vegan when buying a cucumber, just make sure that you also buy vaseline with it.
Very Very good video and thumbnail! She is trying to change the earth at 11! You could also try to chase your dreams and help the earth!
2:41
She invaded someone’s privacy, assumed they wanted to “holla” at her and the get offended because she’s “A Pretty Big Deal”
4:50 saw this on reddit a few days ago
Psst. Hey... these are from Reddit
''shut up and go back to school'' well that’s the point🤦🏽♀️
Can’t spell girls with our grills
Hmmm. Nope definitely not a missing L there.
Jake: I really felt that one....
also Jake: oof
Pronouncing Jung with a hard "J"
the way you prounounced Thunberg made me crack up
Look up Ellen DeGeneres trying to pronounce the Swedish slur "slampa"
My brain during the first one:
How about femal..oh nevermind *facepalm*
How about Girl
Girls, gals and queens work tho.
"cant spell ladies without lad"
so forced hahahah
Think he wanted to say dies instead of lad but maybe that was too far
Bruh I'm a big fan of Clarkson so I just oof whenever he says something like this
@Liam Leggitt I mean he really isn't, whoever told that girl to say that was taking advantage of an autistic child. I'm jaded as shit as most internet dwellers are but even I know its not entirely her fault
Gretta is like the one who scolds other people without thinking
nobody:
me to myself: 8:45
You missed the best part: Hardee's blocked Wendy's bevause they had no comeback.
you can't spell "yeet" without "deer teeth"
Bendy Fish why did we need this... just WHY?
@@PickledPickles-ir6gq *_I DON'T KNOW THIS WAS 6 MONTHS AGO I DO NOT REMEMBER TYPING THESE WORDS_*
5:16 there’s murdered by words and then there’s being banished to the fucking shadow realm like holy shit
Can’t spell ladies without *AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA*
4:03 wait a minute! ARENT WE ALL “NUTS”?! hehe
3:53 how much milk does it take. How much.
@@ClingyCrab This is the best response ive had to any comment, all be it upsetting and disheartening, but now i must raise the question to you, how did anyone discover this?
2:57
People who make up scenarios in the shower: *offended*
Clever way to get money with that title.
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Dompan at the beginning of the video he abbreviated the word murdered so he could fool the algorithm....I think. It worked anyway.
Trisha Smith ...?
Dompan by abbreviating the word the algorithm won’t hunk he said murder....hopefully.
Trisha Smith ok
Did Hardee’s actually try to make a comeback to Wendy’s on Twitter?
That's a dangerous game they are playing.
Bruh.love your vids
Responding to @ 7:58
The only reason we have different interpretations is because humans can't understand the simplicity of what is said in the Bible. Personally, I blame the Roman Catholics, since they're the ones to start this mess after the crucifixion of Christ.
The Bible was written in a simplistic way so that everyone of all backgrounds (educated, wealthy/poor, man or woman, owner/slave, etc.) could understand. Thus God stated that no words should be added or taken away from what's written in the Bible, otherwise it's corrupted.
But along the way humans did exactly this, taking and adding what they want to their copy thus corrupting the word of God.
Creating different types of churches (Catholic, Baptist, Orthodox, etc.) & Christian-like religions / religions that take some sort of influence from Catholicism (example: Islam, & Mormon), including various cults that use their interpretation to gain followers.
Fun fact: Monday celebrates the moon, Tuesday used to celebrate Mars, Wednesday used to celebrate Mercury, Thursday Jupiter, Friday Venus, and Saturday Saturn. Buuut as the English language evolved and separated from Latin and Germanic the names of the days changed as well.
6:04 r/technicallythetruth
Some wise man: Know your place
0:01 "CeWeK SeLalU beNer"
Sorry for our insolence, Internet, this "thing" is a disgrace to Indonesians
"sEmUa LaKi-LaKi sAmA AjA"
I'm also a fellow Indonesians and really though? Indonesian people just post cringe all the time, many will even say "If you speak other than the Indonesian language, you lack nationalism." Which to that, I say no.
Your pfp is beautifull
@@shilzat1883 thanks : D
Finally. Some good video in my yt recommends
I'm an atheist and I use the word Good bye.
You're a calf.
*gasp*
Josué Veguilla Honest question: do you say “oh my God”?
8:50 Hol' up, its on wrong subreddit!
r/meirl is the correct one.
Jeremy Clarkson isn’t wrong about that dropout though